#Wtf is with the dick slicing

[saberamane]

So you're DEEP in the Jaydick right now huh. Got any headcanons/a ramble you've been waiting on an excuse to share?

So, I'm gonna start with a bit of a ramble concerning the story arcs/characterizations I've seen in actual clips from shows.

Full disclosure, I know nearly nothing about batman or DC comics in general. When I was a kid I watched the 'Teen Titans' show, but didn't know much of anything about the backgrounds or lore of the characters.

So first off:

My god, I did not know just how much I'd hate batman as a person once I actually saw clips from the animated shows and excerpts from comics.

So Dick Grayson (Nightwing/ First Robin) saw his parents die, Bruce takes him in, allows him to be a crime fighter, fighting people willing to kill him. As a child. But then as he gets older, more mature both mentally and physically, and fully capable of fighting crime alone, Bruce still tries to control him as if he were still a child. That just blows my mind. You'll let a child fight crime, but you wont let an adult think for himself and do things how he thinks they should be done? That's so controlling.

Now the next bit:

Dick takes up the mantle of Nightwing to get away from Bruce and gain some freedom. So Bruce finds another kid to be Robin. Like, why? Why do you need a child to be your sidekick? Why are you endangering children with being a vigilante?

Also, from what I am to understand, the name Robin was deeply personal to Dick, as well as the costume/colors of the Robin suit. And you put another boy in that name and costume without even talking to Dick about it?

So here comes Jason Todd, Robin the second. A troubled kid, orphan, and Bruce takes him in to be robin because he sees how angry Jason is with the world due to his life circumstances, and he figured he'd have Jason fight crime because otherwise he'd just be a problem? Like, you could have adopted the kid and not made him a vigilante? You could have found him a normal home and family, sponsored him for schooling? There was no way he had to become Robin...

And in doing this, Jason dies by the hand of Joker before Bruce can save him.

And then there's a movie called 'Under The Red Hood' where Jason has somehow come back to life, returned to Gotham, and after outsmarting Bruce and Dick in several encounters (for real, this guy can plan shit to a T, its amazing) it ends with a final confrontation where Jason wants Bruce to make a decision.

Let Jason kill the Joker, or Bruce kills him to stop him.

And Bruce stops Jason from killing the Joker by slicing open his neck and ultimately SAVES the Joker.

WTF?? Bruce thought of Jason as a son, no matter how brutal he was as Robin, or how troubled. And not only does Bruce NOT kill the Joker in the decade after Jason's death, but he then tries to essentially kill Jason to save the Joker? A criminal who kills people on a regular basis, including one of Bruce's 'Robins', and crippled Batgirl? He literally could have just let Jason kill the joker. He could have stood there and done NOTHING, but instead he tried to kill someone he saw, at least at one time, as his son.

There is something deeply wrong with Batman.

And not to forget the fact that after Jason's death he found ANOTHER kid to become Robin. He's literally just making child soldiers. He's not taking in kids and bettering their lives, he's making them feel indebt to him, making them see the Robin mantle as something they need to do. And being happy or proud to call themselves Robin. It's so fucked.

So now my feelings on Dick/Jason both as characters and as a ship.

So Dick is a fun character. He was a child acrobat, which gave him a head start on being a crime fighting sidekick and also makes his fight scenes very fun. Everything I've seen of him in media makes him to be a genuinely good man, protective and flirty and sometimes a little stupid despite being really smart.

Jason, on the other hand, is a much more brutal, sarcastic, angry person. But also has funny moments. And his encounter with Batman at the end of the movie is so touching, the speech he gives batman. He is willing to do what the rest of the batman and associates wont: He's willing to kill the criminals who aren't afraid of batman, to stop them from killing and raping.

Because obviously batman isn't stopping crime by just putting them in prison every couple weeks.

Ship wise, my god there is so much material here for daddy issues, it's unreal. Also the reveal of Jason no longer being dead for Dick would always be emotional. And their differing personalities is also a great draw. There's canonically about an 8 year age difference, with Dick being older. I just love that dynamic, the older one being funny and open and charismatic, and the younger being a closed off introvert.

And the clash on how they try to help their home is also a great story point. They both want to stop crime, but Dick follows Bruce's moral code in not killing, and Jason is absolutely willing to do so if he feels he must. And Jason is not afraid to make jokes about it either.

He literally killed all the Lieutenant's of Gotham's biggest mobs, severed their heads and put them in a duffle bad, and then threw that on the table where the mob leaders were having a meeting and quipped 'That took me two hours. Wanna see what I can do in a whole evening?'

And also 'I'm not asking you to kick in with me. I'm telling you.'

So in a way they're both quippy, but Jason's is so much more morbid. And he also throws around this 'alpha dog' energy. I mean, the guy can literally do circles around batman. Was able to unmask him. Jason is so unbelievably strategic that literally any story with him as the main target to being found or stopped HAS to be good, because there's literally nothing you can do that would make him out to be OOC.

I'm a huge fan of this guy. Dick/Nightwing is great, his characterization in the scenes Ive seen of young justice are great, but my god Jason Todd is my new Ezio.

And if you follow me, you know how big that is.

As of today, I've read over 2.5 million words of JayDick, and Im not even a little tired of them yet.

*****

And now the plot idea I literally was thinking of yesterday before this ask came in.

So Jason dies, no one knows how he came back to life and crawled out of his grave, he was put in the Lazarus Pit to heal him which also gave him enhanced abilities like strength, healing, etc. That's all canon, and my plot idea is something that could explain how Jason lives and create more plot points,

What if Jason was able to resurrect, even if still injured, because he was harboring a demon inside him? It could even be how some people write A/B/O or werewolf, where the A/B/O/werewolf is like a second entity in the person.

No one knows Jason has this demon side, which could also be used to explain why he's so brutal as Robin. His human side is usually in control, but when fighting the demon side tries to emerge and leads to Jason hurting people.

Some time after Jason 'dies', maybe Alfred is cleaning Jason's room at the manor, either to clear the room or just keep it clean as a memorial type thing. He moves Jason's bed to roll up the large area rug under it to clean it, but when he moves it he finds a pentagram drawn in blood underneath it.

Of course he gets Bruce, and Dick who was visiting, and they investigate Jason's room, finding more strange things carved around the doorframe and windows. They don't know enough about this type thing, so they have to call in help.

The help they get looks it over and informs them that the pentagram under the bed was a type of suppression seal, with other little seals in it for protection and weakening, the seals around the door and windows similarly meant to contain.

Basically, Jason knew he lost more control when he slept, so he'd drawn a pentagram over time under his bed, in his own blood, that would weaken his demon side when he was in it, and straight up keep him from leaving it if too much of his demon side was 'active', as well as protect anyone else who might be in the seal (like if someone was sitting on his bed with him, he couldn't hurt them) and the ones around the door and windows would keep him from leaving if he wasn't in bed.

Of course, this brings up a lot more questions, but no way to get answers.

Fast-forward, Jason pulls himself from his grave, but his human side is not much in control due to the damage from the joker, and the demon side a little too weak to fully take control or heal.

Talia finds him and puts him in the Lazarus Pit, which heals Jason but also, from the 'pit madness' that can happen, actually gives his demon side majority control. So all through the 'Under the Red Hood' plot it's Jason's demon side in control, wanting to kill the joker for damaging him so much, and get pay back on Bruce for trying to control Jason, and giving his human side motivation to suppress the demonic side.

And when demon controlled Jason sees Nightwing, human side Jason fights for control. He doesn't want Dick to get hurt, and knows the demon side absolutely plans to kill both Bruce and Dick at the end of the plot.

In the end, Bruce slices Jason's neck open with a batarang and saves the joker. Jason survives, his human side finally clawing back control, but at a loss for what to actually do. He doesn't know how to explain what's happened, how to explain his actions, his 'other half'.

He leaves Gotham, intent to take away triggers that his demonic side could use to try and wrestle back control. He ends up in Bludhaven, where he finds Nightwing.

Of course...

After months, its a freak occurrence where Jason stumbles onto a fight Nightwing is having, where he's very clearly losing, and Jason jumps in to save him. He takes a life threatening wound to his chest, and blacks out.

From Dick's perspective, Jason jumps in front of a bullet for him, and instead of collapsing he lurches forward, hunching in on himself.

Growling.

Wings burst from his back.

Horns break through the infamous red helmet.

Fingers curl into claws, his hands turning black and actual talons sprouting.

A long, prehensile tail ending in a blade like protrusion lashes behind him.

And Jason shreds the villains to pieces.

When Jason comes back to himself, it's to find that he's in one of Dick's safehouses, collapsed on a couch, with Dick watching him from the other side of the room with wide eyes.

"I...think we should talk. About all that." Dick motions towards Jason.

And Jason is surprised by his new limbs.

Over time, Jason is able to suppress the demonic side of himself successfully, but still have access to those abilities.

He still slips up at times of great emotional distress.

(This would end with Jaydick, of course.)

[bambi-kinos]

Hopefully, this ask is a fun one! I've noticed that a lot of times you mention Paul is a bottom, and honestly, I agree 1000% per cent, but I'm curious how you came to that conclusion

For me, I feel like it was a result of tons of reading up on him, body language + his lyrics, and I think the whole control freak (misleading in a way too) part makes some fans think he's a top. Meanwhile, I sit here and think, nope, he's totally a bottom lmao

A lot of it is just wish fulfillment as a result of Paul's bus-sized ass. We're not the only ones thinking about it:

Like it would be a crime if John didn't fuck Paul in the ass. Right??? So it's easy to think "yeah Paul is a bottom" rofl.

But more seriously, I view Paul as a bottom for a number of reasons.

The first is simply how long John and Paul knew each other and how they naturally shaped each other's interests and desires. Paul may not have been that 'swishy' (i.e. effeminate) if he had never met John in the first place. It's easy to see how John and Paul's understanding of homosexuality would have shaped their presentation and the roles they took with one another. Like, in modern times two gay guys can just be Guys Being Dudes. They can both take shirtless selfies of themselves holding up fish with the 🤙 going "shaka braaahhh." In the mid 20th century this idea was not terribly widespread so even among gay people there was an impression of "well someone has to be the woman and it's not going to be me."

So I think that's a big part of it. It's impossible to know how conscious a decision this was but IMO John and Paul reached a consensus of some sort that Paul would take up the feminine role in response to John's masculine one. It's a natural (for a given value of 'natural') position for the feminine half to be the one who is penetrated. Paul, who has demonstrated a number of times his sharp awareness of homosexual activity and how society perceives it, would know this. And he took up that position anyway and kept with it, voluntarily. (And to be clear I think Paul stimulated John's butch attitude and grew that to make John more overtly masculine as well. This goes both ways.)

It's not hard to see why this happened. John is a lot more naturally traditionally masculine than Paul is, no matter what John said about being "soft velvet" and "le Oscar Wilde!!11!!1!" He's the one who got into bar fights and hammered the shit out of other men. He's the subject of a rumor about kicking Stuart in the head, not Paul. Personally I think Paul is perfectly capable of violence, even extreme violence, but he simply isn't perceived that way due to his feminine appearance. Meanwhile John is overtly aggressive and in your face about it, even when going through his druggie periods, which is simply a more traditionally masculine trait no matter how you slice it.

I guess what I'm saying is, Paul responded to and was shaped by John's personality and preferences. John likes to fuck, Paul leans more towards feminine expression, feminine = 'the one who is fucked' not necessarily 'the one who fucks.'

I don't believe they were thinking about this as teenagers (and I don't think they did anything besides circlejerking before Hamburg.) And Paul likes using his dick! However it seems obvious to me that John woke something up in Paul that would have naturally lain dormant under other circumstances. John had a habit of doing this for people, he woke them up to their higher inclinations that got them out of their boxes and I 100% believe that he nudged Paul's 'swishiness' awake and that Paul quietly used this to get out of the box other people wanted to keep him in. He was able to embrace this more fully while with Linda. For Paul, that swishiness comes packaged with a certain set of implications and to me there's no reason why he wouldn't embrace that.

That's not to say that he was completely gung-ho from the start. People who write Paul going 'wtf I'm not doing that' in response to John wanting to fuck him are writing material that feels 'real' for lack of a better word. But I also don't think it would be that hard of a sell once he got used to the idea. Really look at this gif:

John's interest in Paul's backside is overt. Paul seems surprised and a little overwhelmed in the moment but he also smiles a little in response to John checking him out. It seems to me that there's interest there, albeit tentative. In other words Paul seems okay with being the one who is piped.

It's a lot to surmise from a single gif, I know, but otoh we don't have a lot of these moments where John's feelings are overt and Paul responds to them.

In addition to all this, Paul is a curious hedonist. I think John could prevail on him to at least try it. Then I think Paul would enjoy it greatly. Anal orgasms are somewhere between clitoral and vaginal for me but anal sex is satisfying in a way that PIV isn't, and I think Paul would actively seek it out once he tried it and realized how good it is. Anal sex is extremely intimate and John paid close attention to his lovers, Paul is guaranteed a good time once John takes him to bed. And John would want to make that special for Paul especially once Paul did 'break down' and go 'alright I'll do it' as part of their kinky power game. John did like to make things sweet for Paul.

Paul has this whole thing about wanting to be John's second and not necessarily the leader. He enjoys being lead and dominated by powerful men who are at the top of their industry. Check out this quote from McCartney Legacy Vol. 1 in Chapter 26:

Paul explicitly giving in to a "strong and demanding" male after putting up a perfunctory fight that he had no intention of sticking to? What does this remind us of?

And look, Paul invites this himself very deliberately:

Paul is doing this on purpose. He shows his ass off to entice us, the viewers, into imagining his hole and putting our dicks inside said hole and inside him. Women appreciate a nice ass but lack the equipment to fuck it properly. Men do have the equipment and by 1965 Paul knows his effect on heterosexual men. He's very much dangling the fuckability of his ass as a carrot in front of everyone who wants to look. No other Beatle displays this kind of overt neediness for this specific kind of attention. Paul knows what he is doing.

Paul is a bottom. A needy and bratty bottom who enjoys being put in his place and has a thick kinky streak to be sure, but a bottom nonetheless.

The insistence that Paul is a top has always smacked of contrarianism, to me anyway lmao. It's always packaged with making fun of McLennon fanart where Paul is yassified and John is butch or with complaints that Beatle fandom is making Paul "too feminine" and John "too masculine." There's a lot I could say about it but for now I'll just leave it at this: it's usually paired with bitching that McLennon fans are having too much fun. Many are guilty of it.

John and Paul themselves acknowledged this dynamic between them in oblique ways. John, Paul, and even Yoko always imagined Paul as being a woman as well as acknowledging that Paulina would have been romantically attached to John. Paul acknowledged it with the "if I were a woman maybe I could have...." thing, Yoko said that Paul would be a "great threat" if he was a woman in her audio diary that she recorded in 1968/1969, and John also has a quote floating around about the potential that lay in Paul being a woman though I'll be damned if I can't find the stupid thing. And then there's the insulting "Lennon's Princess" nickname from Apple staff. They perceived the dynamic as well.

John and Paul, consciously or not, actively pursued this dynamic with one another. They enjoyed it and Paul voluntarily stayed in that role even during a time period where he might have been justified in going "okay we've hit the big time, no more of that!"

Just look at Paul's posture here lmao. John is shoving his erection into Paul's shoulder. Yeah he's trying to hide it but Paul is fine with it, shoulders relaxed with no tension in him at all. Paul wasn't just John's princess, John was also Paul's knight, and that comes with certain responsibilities as well as privileges.

John was overtly more stable when he had sex on tap. John and Paul actively lived together for months at a time where few people could get to them. Seems to me that Paul not only did his job but took a lot of pleasure in doing it and John reaped the benefits. Notably John didn't start falling apart until they stopped touring and his sexual access to Paul was bottlenecked. Then 1967 rolls around and John just sorta, moved in with Paul and noticeably got back on an even keel.

Many thunks are to be had my friend! Many thunks indeed and one of them is that Paul is a bottom. Not just that, an enthusiastic one that likes courting powerful and even emotionally unstable males capable of overpowering him.

Much to consider!

[wombpala]

Please talk more about Soulless Sam. I LOVE how you think about him.

THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME AN EXCUSE.

ok so to preface I think in spn there is always an invisible scoreboard on the corner of the screen that keeps track of who is the coolest guy with the biggest dick in the room and I think that Dean can see this scoreboard and is excruciatingly aware of his position on it every single second of his life and that's why he Acts Like That. and generally Sam is only aware of this scoreboard as like a vague distant sword of damocles hanging over him and making him sweat. so usually Dean in winning (with some notable suggestions). he has sparkle he has flair he understands his own genre and he knows how to play to the camera, always. Sam doesn't.

but then in s6 Dean has lost points and is on a significantly lower rung of the cool guy ladder on account of things like being in a relationship and golfing. already quite vulnerable, narratively. and Soulless Sam just breaks the game. bc he's operating on the hardware that Dean and John instilled in him, he's a Hunter, he working with the Campbells aka supporting his Family (which is the most important thing obviously), he's a sex God incapable of emotional intimacy (male power fantasy), it's a startling power switch bc Dean just cannot be the boss here. Sam wins by not playing. In the first ep when they're reunited and Sam's like dude. were you racing me...? who has the bigger car who has the bigger dick.

there are so many amazing convos they have that season that Sam wins by just refusing to obfuscate. ex. Dean: I don't wanna give the baby to the Campbells bc I don't trust them 😡 sam: so ur saying you don't trust...our family...of hunters.

OWNED. and then how after Dean finds out he immediately casts himself as Sam's externalized conscience/teacher to try to regain some semblance of control over Other Sam.

this is so awesome . Dean's insistence that he is 'driving the bus', deciding oh Sam has forgotten how to be Sam well I will teach him how to pretend until he can be Sam again. right after this he calls Sam a puppet. Dean is his puppeteer, Dean is teaching him how to care. and Sam really does try to imitate Dean's humanity during these eps where they have this fragile truce. like, he's a good student. he's asking questions. 'so you're saying suffering... is good?' 'I'm saying it's the only game in town.' <- 1 of my fav slices of dialogue from them ever!!! I love soulless sam bc he cuts through all Dean's fluff and bravado, and bc he's a perfect reflection of the ideals of masculinity (- the charisma and pure hearted knight of the realm vibe). genuine confusion at the flowery circles that dean talks in, (I thought you wanted me to be honest!), the way dean never says exactly what he means, soulless sam strips dean of pretense just by existing, next to him all dean’s bravado and soaring bombastic overtures fall flat and sad. soulless Sam demystifies.

also I do find it so funny and interesting how Dean telling Sam he can't fuck patchouli girl while Dean is kidnapped is ultimately what makes Sam decide he's not into the whole soul thing. like ok Dean is like you can't be fucking patchouli girl bc you're supposed to be worrying abt me and Sam str8 up asks him ok sensei are you saying that soul= suffering, which is good, and Dean is like well kind of yes, and Sam is like. Oh. Well that sounds like maybe it sucks.

like if everyone was telling you we hate you the way you are so we're gonna put some horrible dirty abused thing inside you, this immaterial substance that contains the memory of your century long rape, and that will make you good again. wouldn't you be like wtf no don't do that. The language they use around returning Sam's soul is violent. In caged heat (or as I like to call it the episode that is most explicitly abt rape in a season that is already full of sexual assault) Cas describes it as "forcing that mutilated thing down his gullet"

trying to kill Bobby isn't the action of a robot or a callous hyper-practical Dexter. Sam believes he is fighting for the right to exist. but he's monstrous and he breaks the rules of the story so obviously he's got to go. and cutting off monstrous pieces of himself/ being cut up into little archetypal categories is like Sam's whole deal so soulless sam is just that theme reiterated and writ large. Sam gothic double/changelingism is a whole other post and this is getting long but suffice to say that 1 thing about Sam is that there is 2 of him.

[antiquepearlss]

I like your blog and I just finished every episode of Tangled, so now you are the innocent victim whose ask box I've decided to bomb with my au. Impact imminent in 3 2 1: everything's the same except Cassandra was born with moon drop powers the same way was Rapunzel was born with sun drop powers.

Considering how obsessed with her looks Gothel was, I don't think she'd have a child through natural pregnancy. Factor in her history with magic and I think it's very possible that Cassandra was an experiment.

In an effort to truly harness the sundrop without risk of someone else stealing from it, Gothel tried to see if the powers could be inherited. As she didn’t want to risk destroying the sundrop, Gothel succeeded in taking the moon stone and embedded its powers into unborn Cassandra. This left the brotherhood to defend the leftovers of the moon stone (kinda like the leftover flower underneath Corona).

Unlike Rapunzel though, Cassandra's powers remained dormant and Gothel deemed the experiment a failure. What she didn't realize was that her daughter's nails could now slice through anything and were made of the same material as the dark moon rocks.

It's only years later when she met Rapunzel and her nails started glowing blue around her that people's eyebrows started to raise. Cue plot and now the motivation to go to the Dark Kingdom is to figure out wtf is up with Cass's nails and what's the deal with the sun and moon drop.

It's not the black moon rocks that start attacking Corona but the golden rocks that came as a result of Zhan Tiri's powers. She found a small leak into the real world and start sending bits of magic to push things forward.

Also Cass learning her own incantations and getting cool badass powers and reconciling with Rapunzel and them just being a badass sister duo. Plus them having spa self care days where they just chill while doing deep cleans for Rapunzel's hair and manicures for Cass's nails while Corona blows up nearly 5 times in the background.

More specifics on the powers: Cass's nails are naturally black and indestructible. Unlike Rapunzel's hair, her nails grow and shrink at Cass's will. Her nails can also fuse into a giant sword/scythe/etc whose base covers/protects her hands. These same abilities also apply to her toe nails and she has ruined many shoes while climbing + stabbing men in the dick. Similar to Rapunzel's hair, Cassandra's nails can rapidly grow and twist to form shields/barriers and using the death incantation while touching something with her nails let's her destroy pretty much anything.

Yess I will gladly be your victim. I am 100% down for Lady Deathstrike Cassandra.

This is super cool, honestly someone needs to draw this. And then they need to draw Rapunzel begging Cass to let her paint her nails. Also I hope she never had a nail chewing habit, I can’t see that ending well.

Thanks for sharing ^^

[eusuntgratie]

🔥 1, 2, 9 for sterek

oooooh thanks i love it <3

the character everyone gets wrong

ooooh. um. all of them? laksdjflkasdlf BUT its hard to blame anyone when the writing is a little all over the place. i think its easy to boil characters down to oversimplified traits that ignore other important parts of those characters' experiences. obviously this happens with scott REAL BAD but it happens with stiles and derek too. i think for me a big thing is that those boys are both INCREDIBLY fucked up. in very different ways but, still. stiles is not a happy go lucky nerd. he's violent and stubborn and yes he's smart as hell but he's also carrying a lot of baggage. derek is trauma personified, and it can be really fucking hard to write him because we don't usually see his responses to that trauma on screen and the show sometimes forgets or conflicts itself with regard to what happened to him but no matter how you slice it that boy is deeply fucked up.

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

NEVER top or bottom? nah. my boys are vers kings for sure (if for no other reason than that they WILL be fucking in every conceivable location configuration style position etc no stone left unturned type of shit) BUT i hc that derek prefers to bottom. why? because he deserves to get tenderly railed by his scrawny ass boyfriend and because i said so and because look at that ass somebody should put a dick in there and stiles is happy to volunteer

9. worst part of canon

wheres that video about teen wolf where the girl is pretending to talk to jeff davis and she says 'look at him! you took a perfectly good himbo and gave him ptsd!' or something to that effect. a lot of it? teen wolf is fucking poster child for wasted potential. the characters are so fucking compelling but then the show forgets what happened to them two episodes ago. its a lot. why did erica and boyd have to die? why dont we fucking see derek dealing with that? or with isaac leaving? why don't we ever do anything with both stiles and derek living with the guilt that they killed their moms (GOD the fic i wanted to write about this aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh it would be so dark and angsty and you would hate it mwah). we dont get consistent pack lore. WHY DONT PAPA STILINSKI AND MAMA MCCALL EVER GET TOGETHER WTF?!?! why doesn't melissa put her fucking hair up at work? why does nobody acknowledge that theres a sterek mpreg baby in the movie? you know what, we shouldnt talk about the movie, we don't have time for all that. what even is stiles and why don't we ever fucking figure it out? re: kira - WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! how is everyone on this show queer but nobody is actually queer except cory and mason and one of the weird twins. why did someone approve the two twins becoming one werewolf? ew. idk man. i could keep going but we've all suffered enough. teen wolf my most beloved terrible tv show <3 always in my heart

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[thatpunkmaximoff]

Book One of...

Story: 3 out of 5 Smut: 5 out of 5

What.. the.. hell. I was expecting a bully romance set during the college years, but Spine Ridge University is not your average university.

At first, I wasn’t sure how I felt about this book because the violence felt like it was too extreme for some college kids. But after wrapping my mind around what Spine Ridge actually is, I was able to enjoy it all and root for the girl avenging her sister.

Not only is the smut intense, but the secrets and betrayal will keep you turning page after page.

Now here are my rambling thoughts..

* Goddamn. The prologue just jumped right into it, huh.

* Oh wow. She witnessed her sister commit suicide 😬 and in her last text, she warned her away from our three main boys. wtf is going on?

* She’s never even met these boys and they know her name? Suspicious…

* These guys are kind of intense, no? She ended up stabbing one with a pen and kicking him in the balls 😂

* Damn. They ransacked her room for a diary they think is hers. But really, it belongs to the dead sister. What fucking secrets are they so desperate to keep?

* Damn. Brutal face fucking… I’m not sure how I feel about that lol.

* Lmao. She sliced Felix and kicked Dylan in the nuts. Again. And then threw a chair at Alistair before pulling the fire alarm and escaping 😂

* Wow. They really chased her in the woods, wearing masks, and coated her in cum 👀

* Felix is a major dick. Please tell me he eases up some 😒

* Ohhh. We finally got the “touch her and die” vibe. But only after they pulled a dick move with the dead sister’s diary.

* Damn. Felix really tortured Nathan. And then let him walk.

* I need to know their connection to the dead sister! If they fucked her too, then this situation with Penelope is kinda fucked.

* Is Alistair my bb now? I think so. Even if he confuses the fuck out of me lol.

* She had a suicide pact with her sister and Felix thought she was responsible for her sister’s death? wtf.

* Oh fuck. Dylan and Alistair and Penelope in the hot spring 🥵

* Who the fuck do these Phantom asshole think they are? They really attacked Dylan, Alistair, and Penelope and thought they’d get away with it?

* Also, I love the violence but it’s a little far fetched for these young college kids to be this crazy.

* All three of them filled her. Wow.

* Why the fuck is Felix so jealous?! I thought this was a “why choose”?

* Oh fuck. They found a body. And Nathan’s little bitch ass is gloating that the police are involved now.

* Jesus Christ. Penelope really took a gamble telling half truths and half lies about the body. They’re so lucky.

* And now Felix’s jealousy kicked in. Again.

* Awkward family dinner from hell.

* “Ride my face like you own it.” — Alistair 🤭

* Felix is such a grumpy shit when around Penelope’s friends 😂 but why the invite to Club Rivera? What is he planning?

* Wooowww. They were in a relationship with her sister. Fuck that. I’d stop everything then and there.

* They fucked around in a cemetery 🤦🏻‍♀️

* Damn. She got kicked out of the sorority because someone set a fire and left her name taped to a firework. Who’s fucking with her?

* So the sister jumped because of a breakup?

* Ouch. Penelope is gonna end things with them, huh. At least for now she will.

* Oh fuck. Felix, what did you do 🤦🏻‍♀️

* The fucking dean?! Dylan’s father is who pushed the sister to jump?!

* Ricci family..? wtf. Is her family some crime family too?! I always wondered why her dad was cool with her going to the school where his eldest committed suicide. They sent her to find answers.

* SHE WAS PREGNANT!!! Now her suicide is really fucked up.

* She set the school on fire 😂

* Goddamn. She played them all.

* “Tell me what you need. Be specific.” // “Hurt him. Scar him where it hurts the most.” // His face darkens in a way that only happens when he’s on a murder spree, and he grabs her hand and slowly brings it to his lips, pressing a kiss on top as though he’s dealing a deal. “I’ll bring him fucking hell for you.”

* Goddamn. It’s a mafia war in a fraternity house.

* Ding dong, the dean is dead.

* Holy shit. She’s in charge now. She’s making the boys watch as she fucks herself and the boys can’t touch.

* “You. Crawl to me.” —- 🥵

* Goddamn. That was some major dicking down lol.

* Awww. They tattooed each other’s names on each other.

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 231

Brother’s Keeper/In the Forest of the Night

“Brother’s Keeper”

Plot Description: Realizing the Mark of Cain has pushed him too far, Dean makes a drastic decision, while Rowena readies a spell that could have huge consequences

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: (I don’t think anyone’s going to die in this opening unless we cut to Dean, but for now it’s Sam and Cas arguing about what to do about Dean) we did cut to Dean, and he looked rough, but no one died

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SONNNNNN!! We have somehow come to the end of season TEN. I’ve watched TEN. FULL. SEASONS…are we not going to get the traditional “the road so far”??? Absolutely rude, if there’s ever been a time to play a song about a wayward son, it’s the end of this season. Though I suppose we shouldn’t be encouraging him to carry on the way he has

Dean’s just being a DICK to everyone he meets today, dead or alive.

I love how bored Rowena is with Sam right now. She knows he needs her to do the spell, pointing a gun at her just wastes everyone’s time

Cas is probably right that agreeing to Rowena’s revised terms is a mistake but I’m so glad she’ll be getting her freedom back (with any luck)

I don’t know why Sam is so incredulous about the actual fruit from Eden is real in this universe. He’s standing in a room with an angel and the witch mother of the king of hell. And a tree’s existence is too much for him?? Oh, he’s just mad that the very first ingredient is so impossible to get (as is the second)

The third ingredient thoooooo. This is why I love Rowena. The spell requires her to sacrifice something she loves…unfortunately for everyone needing this spell cast, Rowena doesn’t love anything or anyone. She’d sacrifice whatever it is to gain her freedom, but…

Pfffft, Cas went digging in Rowena’s memories for something she loves and only came up with a Polish peasant boy who’s been dead for a couple centuries

Dean, don’t traumatize the teenage girl further!! Don’t bait the vampire into killing the other hunter and then slice its head off like nothing. Dean, this isn’t you. This isn’t your heart

YEAH! I HOPE YOU’RE HAUNTED BY CAS’S BLOODIED FACE AFTER YOU NEARLY KILLED HIM AND RUDY’S SINCE YOU GOT HIM KILLED

You do not look tough trashing that motel room. You look like an oversized toddler throwing a tantrum

Castiel not having Crowley saved in his phone is so unbelievably funny to me. Omg they’re both so bitchy to each other. Crowley wants Cas to beg for his help, call him King….and Cas will physically do it but you can just tell his words are drenched in sarcasm. I love them both

Hi. I hate this show. Sam just got to the motel room, and amongst the ruin, there were the keys to the impala and a note that said “she’s all yours.” I need them to stop this. I need them to stop hurting me like this

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, DEAN?? Who did you summon? Oh. Cool. Just Death. I have missed seeing him, wish it was under some other circumstances

I hate that after he’s been such an asshole the past few episodes, I’m still drawn in by what a sad wet kicked puppy he looks like right now pleading with Death to kill him. And Death refusing

Had to rewind because I got distracted. Got brought back into focus by the phrase “the proverbial finger in the dike” which my brain interpreted…differently.

Well, damn. Seems like both the brothers now have connections to actual Lucifer (though the darkness of the Mark apparently predates Lucifer, too, so that’s fun)

Of COURSE Dean would never pass the Mark along to anyone else. He has to take on the burden alone…because he’s so fucking eldest daughter coded

Omg even Sam’s “this isn’t you”-ing Dean. This is fine

THE DINER COUNTER WORKER CROWLEY A LITTLE BIT BONDED WITH IS RELEVANT?! HE’S A DESCENDENT OF—OMG NO. HE *IS* THE POLISH BOY. ROWENA MADE HIM IMMORTAL. This is the wildest show…(I take that back. I forgot Riverdale just wrapped up)

Wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf. It’s so fascinating how the tables…they do turn. We’re in such a similar conundrum as last season. Though, instead of sealing the gates of hell, it’s making sure the darkness never gets set free (whatever that is). And instead of…well, no, Sam would be the one to die this time, too, but it’s not like Dean will be much better off somewhere off planet (literally) so he can never hurt anyone else, will never die, will never pass the Mark on. And Dean’s yelling at Sam about being selfish…when he was the one to save Sam’s life at the expense of shutting hell’s gates FOREVER because he couldn’t live without his brother. They are so toxically codependent

Uuuuuggggghhhhh, the writers are ruining Rowena in one scene. I loved that she was cruel and selfish. Now she’s crying over potentially having to kill the boy she saved. He wasn’t supposed to live past 8, and now he’s lived centuries. Kill him, get your freedom, girl. This isn’t you, Rowena. Just kill him

Would it be the end of a season without a knockdown drag out fight between the brothers?? Maybe…but not one in recent seasons, I’m pretty sure

I feel like Sam is lying…..omg, Dean has to kill Sam himself?!?! With Death’s scythe!!

NOT THE PICTURES OF DEAN AND MARYYYYYYY. This is so melodramatic and YET. AND YET. I’m still on the verge of tears

So what NOW, DEAN?! You just KILLED DEATH (I knew he wasn’t gonna kill Sam, but I did get swept up in the emotions of the scene) they really do just keep screwing over Death. I feel bad for him

Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Ugh, finally.

No no nooooooo, you were only supposed to harm the Polish boy, not turn Cas into a rabid animal to attack Crowley. Crowley I could, to an extent, take or leave, but CASSSSSSSSS

Did you unleash the darkness, boys? Did you? (I know TECHNICALLY it was Rowena, but who forced her hand?)

This seems fine…😬

“In the Forest of the Night”

Plot Description: The Doctor discovers that the final days of humanity have arrived

(I really how we get Missy for real soon. Truly I just want to be tandem simping for her and Rowena)

Not going to lie, I think it’d look pretty cool if we let a forest overtake a good portion of London. Those giant lion statues in Trafalgar Square just in the middle of the woods? Would look so cool

Omg…they had no idea what happened to London……sorry, the whole world, while they were doing a sleepover at some museum or another. Could be the natural history one. So it was QUICK quick

The little girl raises an excellent series of questions. Why CANT they just wait for a coach? Why CANT they wait for the trees to disappear? They did simply appear overnight. The answer, of course, because that wouldn’t be much of an episode

Why isn’t one of you staying behind the group of kids?? One of you should lead and the other should be behind so none of the kids get LITERALLY left behind

Do these kids not remember the weird custodian who was at their school not too long ago? Why do none of them recognize the Doctor?

Kids on the TARDIS remind me of when kids come into the branch. They have no business there, it’s kind of boring to them, but they WILL find a way to pass the time “aren’t any of you surprised it’s bigger on the inside” “there wasn’t a forest, now there is a forest. Nothing surprises me anymore”

Pfffffft, these kids shipping their teachers are so worried for their relationship

It’s like this episode invented the manic pixie fourth grader…Maebh is strange, she has so many of the answers the Doctor is looking for, she has some kind of mysterious past (she’s suffering from some kind of trauma likely related to someone she’s lost), she can’t stop getting lost in the woods…I want to protect this child but the writers are just being insufferable about her. She’s little red riding hood (even wearing a red raincoat)

Omg, why is she so special she can literally communicate with the forest?

So some…ancient plant growing sprite thingies and they are calling a solar flare to destroy earth

It’s weird when a companion sends the Doctor away to save him

Sure, that should be no problem. Give the task of saving the planet to a group of 10 year olds

Another tiny tiny scene of Missy

And Earth is saved, and the forest is gone, having protected the planet once more

And Maebh’s missing sister returned home

[marmorafarms]

Self Love: Shane x Cis Female Reader

Hey guys!

I've got a new smutty fic for you, and it stars Shane!!! I'm pretty excited about it, so I hope you enjoy!

Rating: 18+ ONLY

Summary: Shane comes over after a rough day. You want to help him relax and have some fun, but Shane is feeling self conscious. It's time for you to work your magic!

Warnings and Content: Alcohol mention, face sitting, creampie, body worship

Working at Joja Mart sucked. A lot. Shane hated that his work options were manual labor or customer service. And honestly? Manual labor would've been the better pick.

Shane had gotten written up today for saying "Your pussy is way too dry to be riding my dick that hard," to an angry old man. The dude had it coming! He was just passing through town and was yelling at Shane because they were out of bananas. The old man was acting like Shane was purposefully denying him the fruit, and he was just so, so tired.

After being sent home early, Shane texted you. You had sent him a quick "dude wtf" before asking him to come over. He agreed immediately. Marnie would definitely yell at him, and he wasn't in the mood for that.

He only had to knock once before the door was flung open. The smell of pizza and pepper poppers was in the air.

"You made food?" he asked as you let him in.

"All homemade! Nothing frozen!" You said proudly.

"Well shit," Shane said as he plopped down on your couch, food already on the coffee table. "How did you manage to get this ready so fast?"

"Well," you said, sitting next to him, "I was going to invite you over anyway. So I had started on it already." You placed a hand on his, and smiled at his look of surprise. His fingers twitched slightly, but he kept his hand in place. He was still getting used to your touches.

It wasn't that Shane was against you touching him, far from it. But his days of big biceps and washboard abs from playing gridball were over. Now he was old and fat and–

"Shane?" you said softly.

He blinked, realizing he'd been quiet for a little too long.

"Why did you want me to come over?" he asked.

"Aside from enjoying your company?" you asked. "I have something I want to show you. Can I go get it real quick?"

Shane nodded, and watched you hurry to your room. He grabbed a slice of pizza and took a bite, wondering what you got him. Maybe it was more of that non-alcoholic wine. Shane had been skeptical, but it actually tasted really nice.

"Here it is!" you said. He turned to look, and his jaw dropped. He set his pizza down, missing the plate entirely.

You were wearing the most beautiful set of lingerie he'd ever seen. It was made from a bold red lace, with golden chains sitting on your waist and hips. Your breasts were displayed beautifully in a bra that plunged low. The fabric was so thin that he could see your hard nipples.

Shane felt like he was going to pass out. Both from how you looked, and from how all the blood from his head had drained straight to his dick. He was at full mast already, drinking the sight of you in.

"Do you like it?" You asked, slowly sashaying over.

Shane wanted to say yes. He wanted to tell you how stunning you looked, how he wanted to pull your panties aside with his teeth and lick your wet pussy straight away.

But that wasn't what he said.

"Why?" he croaked out. "Why are you wearing this?"

"You don't like it?" You asked, face falling.

"No! I mean, yes I do like it! It's just…I don't get it."

You looked perplexed. "I wanted to look sexy for you. And I was kinda hoping you would think I am and would fuck me on the couch."

Shane turned bright red and cleared his throat. God, that sounded amazing. But there was still this nagging feeling, this horrible thought that you were doing this out of pity. He was fat and hairy and nothing at all like the other men in town. There was no way you were seriously attracted to him, right?

"You want to do that with me?" he asked.

"Well, yeah. I mean, we've done it before," you pointed out.

"We were drunk!" Shane blurted out, eyebrows furrowed.

This was true. Your first encounter with Shane had been a drunken hookup that led to him avoiding you like the plague for a while. He had admitted later that he had been embarrassed about having random sex with a stranger, and was trying to forget about it.

It was hard to forget about it though, especially with you bothering him on the daily. Your soft lips all over his body, tongue dipping into the slit of his cock before lavishing it with attention…it was hands down the best sex he'd ever had. If he believed in Yoba, he would be on his knees praising the deity for allowing him to remember that night in full detail.

"So what?" you said, moving closer to him. "It was fun. And it'll be even more fun without our minds clouded."

Shane tensed as you got into his lap and began to grind against his clothed cock. Fuck, why couldn't he be normal for two seconds and enjoy this?

"I think I need a drink," he mumbled.

"You can have a Joja Cola when we're done," you murmured, and nibbled the shell of his ear. Shane let out a whine and you grinned.

"Where else are you sensitive?" You asked, moving to his neck. You pressed soft kisses against his skin, starting with his jaw, rough from stubble, and trailing your way down.

"Lie down," you said. The two of you shuffled around a bit until you were sitting on his hips, while he lay back. You pressed down on his cock with your pussy, continuing to grind against him. Shane groaned, and you reached down for his button, ready to get this show on the road.

"Wait!" Shane said sharply. You halted your movements immediately, looking at him, concern on your face.

"You're really sure you want this?" he asked. You let out an annoyed huff at these words.

"Of course! Shane, what's going on?"

Shane closed his eyes for a moment. When he opened them, his eyes were glassy.

"All the other guys in town are…are fit and healthy and handsome. I'm an ugly old hairy fat guy and–"

"Whoa whoa what?" You said, eyes wide in shock. "Let me start off by saying that you're not ugly or old. 37 is not old, okay?"

"You're 28," he muttered. "I'm 9 years older than you."

"I don't give a shit," you said firmly. "And I happen to like how you look. I personally think you're so sexy."

"No you don't," Shane said looking away.

"I do though," you said, and gently kissed him. "So sexy. So gorgeous. Wouldn't trade you for anyone," you said in between kisses. You snaked a hand under his shirt and tugged at his chest hair. He hissed slightly, and you pushed his shirt up.

"Love your body hair," you said, kissing his chest. "Love your soft pecs–"

"Man boobs," Shane corrected in a breathy tone. You chuckled.

"Whatever. I love them." You covered them in kisses, nipping a nipple gently. Moving down, you continued complimenting.

"Mmm I want to see those thick thighs," you said, gripping his legs. "Those thick hairy thighs. Want to spread them open so I can suck that gorgeous cock of yours."

"Fuck baby," Shane said, eyes fluttering shut. Your words were getting to him, and he found himself enjoying the attention.

"Can I?" you asked, touching the button of his jeans. After giving his consent, you popped it open and slowly pulled his zipper down. You looked hungrily down at him.

Shane helped you shimmy his pants off, and you got in between his legs, gently kissing his cock over his boxers. You cupped his sac while you did so, and he moaned in pleasure.

"I wanna see," you finally said, and Shane quickly kicked his boxers off. You hummed in appreciation, and he blushed.

"I'm not that great," he said. Shane didn't have a tiny dick, but he was on the shorter side. He was decently thick, and you nearly licked your lips, ready to take him into your mouth.

"Yeah you are," you said, licking a stripe up his cock. "Perfect for my mouth. Mmm I remember that night…you felt so good in my pussy too."

Shane moaned at your words, and let out a stream of swear words as you took him all the way into your hot mouth. You slobbered all over him, getting as messy as possible as you kissed and slurped.

"W-wait!" he gasped. "Too close!"

You understood. He wanted to last so he could fuck you properly. You pulled off, and he lifted your chin up with a finger, wanting you to look at him.

"Sit on my face," he said. It wasn't a question, it was a command, and you were more than happy to listen. You quickly pulled the panties off, the beautiful jewelry still on your body.

Shane gripped your thighs as you lowered yourself down.

"So wet already," he said before your pussy covered his mouth.

"I wasn't lying when I said I find you–ahhhhh…." you moaned as he began to lick between your folds. His tongue moved to your clit, giving it lots of attention before he dipped it inside of you.

"C-close!" You panted after barely any time had passed. This had happened before as well. You had came on his face in record time from how good he was with his mouth.

You practically screamed out his name, head thrown back in ecstasy. He let you sit there, casually lapping at you, making you twitch. Finally you lifted yourself off.

"Enjoy yourself?" he asked. You responded by kissing him deeply. He touched your lips with the tip of his tongue and you opened up. Your tongues slid against each other as you passionately kissed.

"Gonna fuck me now?" you asked. He nodded, and the two of you swapped places.

"Shit I don't have a condom," Shane said. "Do you…?"

"Just put it in me!" You said desperately. "I'm on birth control, it's fine."

Shane nodded and pushed in. He closed his eyes in pleasure, but they flew open when you wrapped your legs around him, making him unable to move.

"Wh–"

"Compliment yourself," you said.

"Excuse me?" He said.

"You're excused. Now say three nice things about yourself and I'll let you move."

"What the fuck?" Shane said annoyed, but you were clearly serious. He sighed.

"I'm good at making you cum, I'm good with animals, and…I dunno." he said, shrugging.

"Say you have a hot body," you said firmly.

"I have a hot body," Shane said in a monotone. You glared at him.

"Like you mean it," you said.

You went back and forth for a bit before he snapped.

"I'm hot, okay? My body is gorgeous! I'm sexy as fuck!" he practically shouted, but there was something different in his tone.

"Yeah you are!" You said happily, and let him go. "Now fuck me."

Shane grinned, and began pounding into you hard and fast. He smiled as you shouted in pleasure, complimenting him at every turn. The two of you reached your peak at the same time, Shane burying his face into your shoulder as he painted your insides white. Your walls clenched around him, milking his cock for all it had.

"Fuck," Shane said after a moment.

"That was amazing," you panted. "We gotta do this more often."

"Yeah, yeah we do," Shane said. He was no longer worried if you wanted his body. Shane had never felt this loved in his life. And he was going to do everything he could to protect this happiness.

[authoratmidnight]

SO. We left off with the groups being picked up by their respective sides now that they've made it out. Their respective commanders decide to call a ceasefire for that day and that day only, since it is clear that no one is in any shape to fight. So they all get dragged back to their vessels for treatment/rest/whatever.

Autobot side of things- Cloudjumper, of all bots, decides to take the blame for the 'alliance'. It was totally his idea and he put it into place (it was in fact Rock Blaster's idea and he was more or less strong armed into it) and if anyone should get the blame it's him. Which really surprises everyone.

Boss man is not happy about this, but agrees to turn a blind eye if he helps take the Energon supply they found. Except, the plan he's coming up with is essentially a sneak attack. And, while at point Cloud might have gone along with this, it rubs him the wrong way. And he speaks up, and against this plan (and by extension the commander). And oh boy. He might have had a chance to save his own skin if he hadn't finished by saying that something like this would make them no better than the Decepticons they're fighting.

So he ends up cuffed and tossed in the brig of the ship for insubordination (and to await further punishment-a court martial?).

Decepticon side- Honestly not much better lol. Their boss man is PISSED that they somehow lost Scatter Shot but didn't take out a single Autobot (and certainly threatens to take Star's new arm, as well as threatening her current position, given that she can't even fly any more. what good is a flight leader who can't fly?). And ofc he wants to take out the Autobots. And maybe at one point this group would have been gung-ho about it, but now, it just feels wrong. They owe them their lives! This matters very little to boss man. If anything, that means they'll expect it less.

So, during the night, when everyone is resting, the two factions sneak out to meet and start to PLOT. They do not want to be forced to fight each other. Star Shot initially suggests they just all pile into the Autobot ship and just bail from the Con's side of things. At least until Rockie tells her there's a 0% chance of that working and mentions what happened to Cloudjumper.

So, time for both sides to commit what we call, mutiny. Sort of.

The jist of the plan is, steal each other's ships, boot the assholes in charge (and anyone who agrees with them) out and GTFO the planet together. (it's fine, someone will eventually pick up their distress signals, they won't be there forever).

Which is more or less what happens. They pretend to have 'thought it over' and decide yeah, the other side needs to be taken out and pitch their "plan" to their bosses. Who eat it right up b/c, well, hey it'll get them more resources and take some from the other guys!

Somehow, some way, they do in fact manage to pull this hare brained scheme off (it is helped by the fact that a chunk of the forces that *should* have been a problem are at the other ship, and they've been fed intel on things by the other side).

Cloudjumper has no idea wtf is going on above him, till Star Shot pops her head down there and is like 'oh hey, he's right where they said he'd be' and frees him. And now he's just miffed he missed the action. And a chance to punch the commander in his stupid face. This is where he finally admits to them that ok maybe he was wrong and sorry for being a bit of a dick, working with them was actually, fine. Star says it's fine and they're all cool now so dw about it.

So they take the ships and VAMOOSE as fast as they can. Cause they'd definitely about to become fugitives for this stunt. Their first night free they dock the ships together to just, party basically lol.

They do end up going with the blended logo- Star gets the idea, literally takes her own symbol, pries it from her body and slices it in half, then does the same with Rocky's and then reafixes one half of each to her (some do just, go blank if they want and that's fine too).

If it wasn't obvious, she sort of, ends up their leader (which, she didn't expect). Cloudjumper does admit she has a better head on her shoulder for this shit than he does, despite what he wants. Maybe one day.

Misc notes:

-Her wing is never repaired. It's just to difficult. They can't just graft on any old piece of metal b/c too big/small, too heavy/light or the wrong shape and it'll fuck up her flight abilities. And just replacing the whole wing runs into the same problem, they'd need a whole wing the exact same size/shape as the other. which they don't have, nor the means to make/procure one. She at some point picks out a new alt mode (a two wheeler of some variety I think) and passes the position of flight leader to Split Shot. That said, she does still get air time by way of Rocky throwing her as high as she can in the air so she can shoot, then gliding back down. It's great.

-Since the group needs a medic on board, Rock Blaster, who normally is fixing machines, starts digging through any and every medical text he can find to learn. He fixes machines and shit so, surely he can fix bots right??? Fixing Star's arm was actually what triggered that in him. And cause, they've all done bad shit, shit they regret, and hurt people. So maybe he should start helping people instead. Fixing them and making them better, take some of the hurt out of the world.

-They do pick up like minded individuals as they travel. Tho if someone can't keep their biases or prejudices under control they can gtfo the ship. There's a mix of (former) Cons and Bots here, no you won't know who is/was what unless they decide to tell you so you're gonna have to DEAL WITH IT or go. (there have been some that swear they can tell. then very confidently assert that Star Shot was clearly an Autobot.)

-Ppl seem to mistake their 'don't want to fight' for being pacifists which. No. If you give them a reason they can and will fight you. They're just not going out looking for fights is all. But like, they fuckin will fight if it comes down to it.

So an interesting Transformers idea.

A rag tag faction of Transformers that no one can figure out who they belong to bc they either have no insignia on them, or they're all wearing half an Autobot logo and half a Decepticon logo.

They're a mish mash of all kinds of bots with all kinds of alt modes, so like, 0 indication what they are.

They are in fact a group comprised of former Autobots and Decepticons. At some point in the past, while on opposite sides, they were forced to set aside their differences to work together to beat a common foe/get out of some kind of bind. And when all was said and done, they were like 'I don't want to have to fight you now :<' cause they realized they, actually got along, and worked well together. They became friends. But the higher ups they answered to said no and wanted them to fight bc 'they're an Autobot/Decepticon, they're the enemy' and were being forced to choose.

And they realized, they didn't want to choose either, that was stupid, why couldn't they just, not fight? What benefit was there to just shooting the other guys? None at all, and they would in fact be very sad. And why should they have to renounce a side to be friends with someone? That's dumb. They already proved they can coexist, so why can't the big guys in charge do the same??

So they took option 3, 'we're on our own side' and fucked off together. And keep picking up like minded bots in their travels.

The lack of/blended emblems makes it so that it is impossible to tell what faction someone once belonged to. Because it doesn't matter (and it means one can't be judged based on who they were, you have to actually get to know them first).

[kermitkrqb]

Hello!! I really love your works! They really grasp Hunter's character. If you don't mind, could you write a short fic where the reader saves hunter from bullies and later joins skullflower as the fourth member? I am not sure if you have written something of the same before, so i don't mind if you choose to ignore this. I just really want to read more of your metal lords fics!

Thank you.

Rude dudes || Hunter Sylvester x reader

A/N: Seriously though, wtf was Skip's Hoffman's problem 💀 @bluegreenartist

What to expect: Gender neutral reader, Skip Hoffman being a dickhead

Free food and fights are probably the only reason you came to Clay Moss's after party. Other than that, the music was pretty shit. You'd probably had your fifth slice of pizza before there was commotion over at the drinks table. Everyone else was too wasted to really see what was happening but, not you. You recognise the long haired boy being pinned against the wall, his name's Hunter? You don't really see him much around the school, you only share one class with him- PE. The both of you can't be fucked to participate so you each sit on the bleachers ignoring the disapproving looks the gym teacher gives you.

Skip Hoffman's being a dick again, having the need to show off for validation. Grabbing a bag of chips you walk over to where the situation is happening, "Hey blondie. Catch." Confused, Skip turns towards you and before he registers what's happening, the bag of chips are being held in his hands. You take advantage of his confusion and knee him as hard as you can, he starts scrunching up on the floor. Equally confused, the metal-head pauses for a moment before you drag him by the arm, running to the front of Clay's house.

You're both catching your breaths, and all Hunter can think of is: 'That was really fucking metal'. You let out a laugh at the bizarre situation, "Nice to meet you? I'm Y/n." He nods his head letting out a laugh of his own, "Hunter," he ponders for a moment, "How do you feel about metal?" You let the question sink in, "Hm. I've never really thought that much about metal." He hands you a small guitar pick, as well as a card, Skullfucker proudly displayed in the middle, "Well, if you change your mind you know where to find me. As of now- I need to go find my drunk best friend and get the fuck out of here. You should too." He leaves you there stunned, and you can't help but be even more intrigued by the metal-head. Maybe you should take him up on that offer.

[shoukohime]

ok top five moments sukuna considered killing yuuji on the spot, future plans be damned

it's 1am which is why I barely remember anything that happened in the manga so I came up with headcanons instead. hope u don't mind <3

5 moments sukuna considered killing yuuji on the spot

1.

we know sukuna is canonically dozing off like 80% of the time but what to do when your 15yo gen z host plays Nicki Minaj's pound the alarm 4 hours on loop on full volume? exactly. build up enough rage to temporarily take over the body and throw the jukebox out of the window

2.

yuuji: sukuna more like SUCKuna ahahahahajckskak *morphes into sukuna* any last words before I rip your head off, brat

3.

there was this one time yuuji couldn't fall asleep at night so he started asking sukuna random and frankly invasive questions. as you do when sharing a body, obviously. how many people have you killed? have you ever been cold in your yukata? do you think Gandalf would have been able to defeat you? was the ancient version of netflix and chill called pictures and kill? your original body had two faces and two pairs of arms, what about two dicks?

4.

after watching grave of the fireflies yuuji cried so much that sukuna's realm was flooded with tears. unfortunately, a certain 1000 year old god never learned how to swim so he damn nearly drowned. not that yuuji actually noticed any of this as he miserably tried numbing his sorrow in ghibli soundtracks.

sukuna: DUDE WTF TURN THE WATER SUPPLY OFF I'M DROWING HERE

yuuji: *removes one earbud* what

ey yo what's up I'm sukuna, 1000, and I never learned how to fucking swim

5.

one day yuuji, bored out of his mind on a free day, started telling people little white lies about sukuna. how would they know?

yuuji: hey kugisaki, sukuna said your hair looks extra shiny today ;)

yuuji: okkotsu-senpai, did you know that sukuna wants to be reborn as a koala in his next life? killing civilians and wrecking havoc ended up having a negative impact on his psyche so he'd rather have a peaceful and uneventful existence next time.

yuuji: gojou-sensei, I talked with sukuna earlier and he actually said you would have been able to defeat him in his original body! he accepts you as the strongest sorcerer.

sukuna: THE DISRESPECT. THE AUDACITY! YOU LITTLE RAT I WILL SLICE YOU OPEN AND EAT YOUR ORGANS

[lotho]

Opinions For Pasion De Gavilanes 02

NO BUT I WILL FUCKING RANT ABOUT S2 ANOTHER DAY AND WHY I DROPPED IT BUT HERE I AM GIVING OFF MY OPINIONS FOR THIS LOVELY LOVELY NOVELA 

Also spoilers 

Oscar is not a fucking cheater.

I have herd complains on how he is a dick and such in the beginning, but for me he was a funny dick. He also gets really good development as the series goes on, he also loves Jimena like a fuck ton. 

Even if he is greedy and money hungry he still clearly cares for the people in his life and is actually really grateful, like when he gave money too Leandro for his business and supported him.

THEN WHY DID THEY MAKE HIM CHEAT?!?!?!?!??!  HE WOULD NEVER CHEAT, DID YOU NOT SEE THAT BOY WHEN HE WAS AWAY FROM JIMENA????? HE LOVES HER SO MUCH MORE THAN A ONE-NIGHT STAND. ALL THE REYEYS LOVE THEIR WIVES TO THE POINT THEY WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON THEM OR EVEN STARE AT ANOTHER WOMEN!!!!! THEIR LEGIT SO FUCKING LOYAL, UGH THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH. DID THEY NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIS AND JIMENA’S CHARACTER??????

     2. The Twins are pretty funny (02) 

No reason I just think the twins are pretty funny. They're assholes and perhaps murders but I find them pretty entertaining. There spoiled kids for sure and sorta freaky/weird for having a threesome with the same girl. But I find they really funny and actually way better than Juan David’s character! Who in bye next one-

     3. Juan David Is a pretty boring/bad character 

Maybe I just simply do not like that he is just a cheap version of Juan Reyes, or maybe because HE IS FUCKING A MOM AND HER DAUGHTER. He is suppose to be the leader of the family, the oldest of the second generation of the Reyes, his role is sorta suppose to be mentoring his siblings and younger cousins while also growing alongside them. But he as much depth to him a slice cheese sandwich.  They could have put him as being stressed for being the oldest, having to be like his father and be mature and shit. Oldest child syndrome or something idk I just really don’t fucking like his character I think its a waste. 

    4. Franco’s Absence(?) 

Okay he is kidnapped or something, idk I didn’t go that far cause I felt like episodes started to get worst as it went on and that the actor was busy with his own shit but what I didn’t like was how the characters reacted to it. I feel like it is a trend were they see the worst in Franco due to misunderstandings but this one pisses me off. 

The brother Reyes just accepted that he left the family???? In the beginning of the series ever since Libra died both Oscar and Juan are quite a bit protective of Franco, hell their really protective towards each other! The Reyes I know would not accept one of them being missing after all the shit they went through and having the many enemies they do. They also know he really loves Sarita, and probably his kids. But then they really accept his absence?!?! 

Also when did he leave? His kids seem to know nothing about them. 

Though the clips of him coming back and him and Sarita is really comforting and cute, got I hate how they treated this adorable couple. 

     5. Gabriela Is Done Dirty. 

Like wtf, why is she still the worst? Where did the character development go!?!?!??!??!?! I hate that they made her into a villain again. 

Tho I do like and hate how they still kept her as the same villain, how they kept she was sorta sexism towards her daughters in the beginning kept happening with Gaby. Her traditionalist ideals harming the people she suppose loves, but idk.

   6. Andres’s Treatment as LGBTQ+ Character With His Love Interest 

I just herd of the spoilers so take this from a grain of salt, so I am unsure if this is totally accurate or not. 

So apparently Andres got with an older man and that is just a really fucking stupid trope in novelas I really hate. To make things interesting the young gay character has to be with an older man character? I hate that LGBTQ characters need some sorta of taboo instead of having a normal romance like the straight parings.

I do actually really like Andres tho, he is likable character and is like a passive but more confident Franco.  

Leandro was one of my favorite characters in the original and though that even if his is the stereotype gay man, he was a great character all the round and was super funny. I think he is pretty decent rep for the time.

 So I am sorta disappointed with the rep with Andres with his love interest, overall though he is alright.  (Also for anyone still watching is Juan still homophobic? Like in the original he is canonically homophobic and Franco is more or less not with the Oscar scene but idk. 

Also random but I love the scene so much It makes me laugh a lot.)

  7. Family means nothing in 02. 

The whole thing with the first season was about family, how your suppose to be together no matter what and support even with each other downfalls. The brother even after everything loved each other and care so much, the same goes with the sisters.

The second gen of Reyes fucking do not like each other. I saw the pictures of Gaby and Andres saying they don’t care for the twins, the twins fighting the older brother constantly, Juan David sorta looking like he thinks with more with his dick, so on so forth.  The fights between the brother and sisters still had some sort of love towards them and they still protect each other. I feel no familiar connection towards these fuckers and I hate it. If these guys went poor like Juan, Oscar, Franco or deal with a force like Fernando like how the sisters did, I think they would have actually killed each other among themselves. 

   8. Villains suck. 

I cannot actually name any of them currently but they are so not iconic like in the first season. 

That is just a simple fact, enough said. 

    9.  No good Ships 

I hate the Juan David with Rosario  I hate Juan David with Muriel (she could so MUCH better) 

I hate Andres with the older dude. 

Gaby with her boyfriend is eh, the dude is just not interesting. 

Norma and Juan are still bland as ever. 

Oscar would NEVER CHEAT ON JIMENA.

THEY DEPRIVED US OF SARAIT AND FRANCO AND I CANNOT FORGIVE THEM FOR THAT

The friendship with Andres and Muriel is pretty good I guess. 

(Glad they stopped the Juan David love triangle with Andres tho)

   10. The Plot Is just overall a mess and Where are the other characters?

The plot lines in the original were connected, in this one it is just all over the place. 

WHO CHEATED ON WHO? WHO GOT KIDNAPPED? WHO IS THIS CREEP? 

And I know that some actors couldn't come on the show again but fuck man, I miss Eva. I also thought their uncle would stay in contact at least? What about Ruth and Benito? The two brothers and their family who own the grocery store?What about my queen pepita? I know they brought back Panchita with a different actress but they just completely butchered her character, what ever happened to her being the voice of reason? 

Rip Sebastian Boscán, his life was taken away too soon. 

[imchronicallydepressed]

Glam needs to take a chill pill with that laugh of his.

Metal family s2 ep4 spoilers!!!

HELLPPPPPPPPPP HE ACTUALLY DID THE 🥺👉👈 THING I'M CACKLING

[undermattsun-archive]

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(skate rat) kunimi x reader | word count: 1.8k

a/n: i said i was writing a drabble, a simple short slice,, wtf happened?? anyway ty @bakatenshii​ for putting up w my spam about this <3

18+ university age | pls read all warnings

warnings: drug use (weed), bad words, bad (slightly toxic) behavior, toxic relationships, a bit of blood

now with its sequels taste + savor

Oikawa’s parties were never really your scene, considering the amount of greasy touch-starved skaters that were crawling around and all the bad decisions you’ve made with them in the past, you really should’ve tried your best to avoid any function thrown by him. But the promise of some mindless fun after a grueling week of finals made it worth swinging by, even for an hour or so.

You’re seated on the arm of the beat-up old couch near the front door, giving you the perfect seat to watch various people of differing sobriety fall in and out of the party.

Just as the desperate scene of Matsukawa coming on to the fourth girl of the night unfolds before you, there’s the familiar burn of eyes boring into you, acutely aware of who it might be. 

For a moment you wonder if standing your ground would be better, thwarted by your own body moving without a second thought and making a desperate attempt to avoid simple eye contact, you sacrifice your perch,  hoping to find someone that you didn’t have a complicated history with.

“Trying to run?” Cool fingers wrap around your wrist, forcing a groan to escape your lips. It was a mystery how someone who was high most of the time and never wanted to expend any energy could move that quickly across a room.

“Running implies I’m scared, avoiding would be the better term,” you try to pull away from his grip, only to have him tighten his hold forcing you to turn and glare into his hooded eyes, “what do you want?”

“A hello maybe, not nice to ignore me.” He relents his hold and you roll your eyes, he looks deceptively good tonight. You can’t help but take in his appearance, grimacing when you notice he’s wearing the oversized black Champion hoodie you’d given him for his birthday, when you were still on semi-decent terms.

“Yeah about that, I only say hi to people who don’t fuck me over.” You try to move away from him but he quickly crowds into your space, focusing a calculating look on you.

“Fuck you over how?” His expression shifts, he’s giving you that look, the one he gives whenever he has you pinned against a surface and taking everything he wants from you. 

The look he gives before you can’t help but surrender completely to him.

“Forget it, just leave me alone.” You try to look around him, trying to find a familiar face, someone you could cling onto to avoid this uncomfortable confrontation and your inevitable downfall right into his hands.

You shove at his chest and slip by him, deciding that leaving completely would be the best option, only to have hands grip at your waist and pull you back harshly. You land on the couch with a soft thump about to send another scathing comment his way when you notice him reaching behind the couch, pulling out a clear glass bong with a skull engraved on it.

The sight of it fills you with another wave of irritation and nostalgia, another present from you to him, another instance of you practically on your knees begging for his attention. You know this is your real cue to leave, that the second you start smoking with him you’ll truly be putty in his hands.

“Just one or two hits,” he hums, already sensing your hesitation, he pulls out a half empty plastic water bottle and a dime bag, “I'm sure you stressed yourself out this week.”

“Mm how considerate of you.” You shift slightly in your seat, positioning yourself better in case you decide to really escape this time.

“You look good.” It’s nonchalant and almost half-hearted but it still causes a slight tingle to run down your spine. You hate the way his feigned disinterest always has you wanting more, all the times he’s looked at you with rapt attention only to coat it with impassivity a moment later making you crave more and more of him. The imagery fills your head and makes your mouth dry. You push the thoughts away, you’re here to smoke some of his weed, and then leave nothing more.

“Don’t,” he looks up from his ministrations to raise a brow at you, “‘m not playing your games tonight.”

“Fine, you look like shit.'' He hands you the bong and you consider smashing it, but it’d only be a waste of your money and good weed.

“Lighter.” You touch the mouthpiece to your bottom lip and stare at him expectantly. He shakes his head and twirls the lighter in his fingers.

“Payment.” A smug look crosses his features and the temptation to throw the bong itches at your hands again.

“I hate you.” It’s under your breath and both of you know that despite how irritated you are with him, you don’t mean it in the slightest, you never do. You hook your finger onto the collar of his hoodie and tug him forward, slamming your lips together in a chaste kiss, the moment his lips part against yours has you pulling away.  

“Hm? That was too short and sweet for you,” you snort at the comment and try to take the lighter from him, he shakes his head and turns the bong so the bowl is facing him, “you’re just gonna fuck it up and hurt yourself let me.”

“Whatever.” You fix your lips properly, holding eye contact with him as he lights the bowl, inhaling deeply, letting the smoke crawl down your throat and invade your lungs. He grins at you as he pulls the bowl from it, letting you clear it out.

You hold the smoke for a moment, and just as you’re about to blow it out, Kunimi snatches the bong from you and sets it down by the couch, surging forward and capturing your lips. His hand flies up and squeezes at your cheeks as he licks into your mouth, forcing your jaw to drop. His other arm curls around your waist, not bothering to put up a fight as he maneuvers you onto his lap.

Your hands press against him and you finally exhale slowly into his mouth, feeling his chest swell slowly beneath your palms. There’s a pause in his movements, leaving you to think he’ll pull away, only for him to continue his greedy exploration with his villainous tongue. 

Though you’d never say it out loud, you’ve always been impressed by his lungs but the lack of oxygen begins to make your chest tighten and your head feel a little too light.

“Fuck wait.” You gasp, pulling away and resting your forehead against his. His hand drops from your face and slips under the hem of your shirt letting his fingers dance across the small of your back.

“For what?” He nips at your bottom lip, trying to get you to retaliate but you narrow your eyes at him.

“Apologize first.” You drive your index finger into his chest and he scoffs.

“I don't do that,” he leans forward and sinks his teeth into your neck, making you yelp out, you hiss as he pulls off and licks at the raw skin, “take me or leave me.”

“Fuckin’ asshole.” You tangle your fingers in his hair and yank harshly, pulling him into a kiss that’s more teeth and tongue than anything. You feel his fingers continue to massage your back while his other hand runs up and down your thigh.

If you aren’t going to get an apology, you figure there’s other ways to get a bit of retribution. You dig your teeth into his bottom lip, grinning against him when you feel the taste of iron spread across your tongue. his hand on your thigh squeezes tightly making you gasp, only allowing him to delve his tongue further into your mouth, acting as though he has a right to it. 

“Bong.” He rasps as he pulls away from you, you take a moment to admire the crimson staining his lips. Reaching down you swipe up the bong, handing it to him and scooting back to avoid being burnt. Watching quietly as he fixes it against his mouth, lighting it and taking a long drag.

It was disgusting really, he always looked  good like this, the only thing rivaling this expression was that faintly proud look he got in his eyes whenever he landed a trick. He pulls the bong away and holds it to the side, looking up at you and tilting his head. 

“What?” You frown as you watch his eyes flicker to your mouth, his message loud and clear. with a sigh you inch forward, letting your lips part, you jump slightly when he surges forward to slot his mouth against yours. You inhale slowly as he exhales, reveling in the taste of the weed and his tongue moving across yours.

“You two sure know how to make it seem like you’re the only ones in the room,” you pull away once more, the two of you turning to look at Iwaizumi settling on the couch beside you, “just wanted to warn you that Mattsun is threatening to come join you two.”

“Tch like hell he is.” Kunimi pulls you closer against his body, only making you groan at the sudden wave of possessiveness.

“You’re not my boyfriend.” You really have no interest in letting Mattsun’s slimy fingers and dirty dick anywhere near you, but skipping out on the opportunity to piss Kunimi off, even just a little, would be a waste. you raise a brow as his head falls back against the couch, reddening eyes observing you lazily.

“You want me to be or something?” You ignore the snicker that falls from Iwaizumi beside you two and narrow your eyes at the man underneath you.

“So you can fuck off and forget i exist for another month again? Yeah right.” The flash of anger fades quickly when you start to feel the headiness that comes with your high swirl through you. 

“I'll make it up to you,” the statement punctuated with both of his hands sliding further up your shirt, “mouth.”

“Kunimi.”

“Mouth.” you swipe your tongue over your lips before relenting, letting your jaw drop and your tongue loll out a bit. He swipes his tongue against yours before sucking it into his mouth. He lets out a low groan as you grind down against him and throw your arms around his neck desperately trying to deepen the kiss.

“Don’t fuck down here again, Oikawa’s room should still be open, he keeps striking out anyway.” You kick your leg blindly, satisfied when you feel your foot make contact and hearing Iwaizumi letting out a curse. 

“Oikawa’s?” Kunimi mutters against your lip, and you hum in agreement, sliding off his lap and pulling him along with you. 

“I better not be able to walk tomorrow or I’m never talking to you again.”

[mo0nl0v3r]

Slowly realizing that my parents like my sister way more then they like me….fun

I dont want this to seem dick ish or ungrateful this is just how it is for me and im so thankful for my parents and everything they do for me and we are also middle class and my parents are divorced so its not like they just had money to blow yet they chose to do all this shit for my sister which is just weird

Birthdays

My sisters 14th birthday : paris

My 14th birthday: mini golf

My sisters 15th birthday: limo and party bus

My 15th birthday : small party with friends at home

My sisters 16th birthday: costa rica

My 16th birthday: a party with friends at home

My sisters 17th birthday: LITERALLY a fucking nose job wtf my mom is literally against ANY cosmetic surgery yet my mom let it slide for some reason

My 17th birthday: hasn’t happened yet and i just asked for a movie night with my friends but she said she doesn’t wanna have to clean the backyard so i should just got to the park :/

Update : birthday just happened and they made it about them selfs it was fun but they didn’t get off there phones but good cake (it was a fro yo cake only 90 calories per slice 😌

[untraceable-ace]

Almost 2 hours late to the live react shitpost party bc I was dying my hair while watching it when it started but anyways

Under the cut bc it both contains spoilers for the m9 reunion p2 and also because it’s really fucking long lmao

They’re kicking these guys asses holy shit

wtf is going on with Kingsley btw like pardon?????

See my question is if Ukotoa is in the process of being released while they’re fighting or if he’s still locked away rn bc like

If he’s not in the process of being released waIT

NVM HE’S OUT

IN THE TEMPLE???

Oh god creepy snakes moving in tandem i love snakes but not like this

Run boy run byeeee

NO

NOONONONO

YEAH NO SHIT THATS NOT RIGHT???

fshshshsh the giant just knocked over in the center of the set is so funny to me

fr hes just

there

Oh wait worm???

Not Ukoatoa??

Caleb my god you are a noodly wizard why would you try to intimidate a betrayer god

LMAO A 17???

“That’s me” jester my beloved

Cmon cmon NO

eight whyyy

Uh ohhhh

HAHAHAHA WARLOCK PACT

Which one which one

Is he just flexing w that ring of telepathy or did that have a purpose

Oh Jester <3

KINGSLEY???

“You just got this body” LMAO

First an accidental pact with an ancient evil sea deity then a pledge to essentially mother nature and now a betrayer god woooooh

Creepy

Wait this guy hates Melora does that mean Fjord can’t connect with her anymore?

LMAO the face

Oh not another cursed sword

i think its a cursed sword

maybe

Them putting up his stat card has me concerned uh oh

LMAO “thanks I hate it”

Ooooh a rapier fancy

its official I love Kingsley

AUGH GOOD BANTER

THE SNAKES

“Martial our forces” HMMM??

Darktow who is in darktow hold up

OHHH RIGHT plank king

Cant go back there

Fantasy DMs jfeoghehgaio;ewhaoge

syphilis gang

DAMN that was one efficient sending

You can just hear the agony in his voice ijodfsihjogiho

If anyone’s a glorified librarian its caleb idk what you mean beau

Charcuterie board

Mamas house has more tiddies followed by “That’s a good point” is fueling me

Winds in the east

mist comin in

something is brewin

about to begin

“I know all languages” jfc how many do you know now????

Im still wondering about that monkey yall what was that about

my original thought was that it was Artagan but it was so antagonistic idk

“We were probably a huge pain in your ass like a year ago” yeah sounds about accurate to what I know

I like her too jester she’s fun

risk esseks life cmon cmon cmon I NEED TO HEAR HIS VOICE AAUUUAUUGH

HES LEAVING PLS BE CONTACTING

damn wrong elf

fshshshsh hermit elf

WOW thats a lot of potions

break to wash out hair dye hold up

before i leave

haha charcuterie board

ok now brb

Okay hair’s done back to reacting

“Okay so you don’t blow yourself up” mood

Wtf is that rod??? Bc we all know he probably wouldve made it amber if he could

Fuckin dope move though omg

EIGHTY ONE????

GOD DAMN

OOOH OH I KNOW WHERE THIS GOES

GET HIS EYESSSSSSS

dainty sip of sherry in the midle of abttle from a flask i love it

holy noises followed by the camera panning to a glowing silouette of a dick on the floor

THREE DRAGONS?????

i mean ik two are illusions but DAMN

Dude I’m not sure Kingsley’s had one bad move this entire two-shot like wtf

soooo AC is 21? I think?

wait do different parts have different ACs?

HAHAHA YES EYEBALL WEAKNESS

Stab the eye, stab the eye, stab the eye, stab the e-

Gently give a slice to an eyeball muah

so eyeball AC is 27> (or equal to 27)

There has been an assault, far as i can tell sam is being a shit again

New tatoo?? Chainbreaker

Fancy

Ohoho oh nvm rip yasha’s dope ass thunderclap

won wound

Ooooh the big bad demigod can be frightened damn

DUNAMANCYYYYY

aw damn rip spell

new form who dis

Half of this live react is just me repeating one liners i found particularly funny oops

Oh nvm?? Dunamancy spell lives????

Nvm

Well ok its alive just half damage

Boy Veth I would love to see you try

“I can dodge gravity” can you????

HOLY FUCKING SHIT CHARACTER GROWTH INDEED

THAT WAS SO FUCKING COOL

Rip Beau taken out of the game bc piss

OKAY RIP BEAU FR???

FUCKING LEGENDARY HDYWTDT

GET FLUFFERNUTTERED BITCH

RIP FJORD SENT OFF INTO SPACE MY GOD

OH

OHOHOHOHOH

CMON CMON CMON SEAL HIM AWAY DO IT DO IT

OooUuUhfhdbdjfe I love the lighting change for going under water

Cmon pls pls pls work seal that bitch away

WHAT

OHOHO

FUCK YEAH MATE

Uh oh my boys gonna get the bends good call w the far step tbh

Actually bad call that’s too fast a pressure difference

Ayo Travis w the accurate bends rep

Ugh I love Caleb’s level 17 art sm

Well damn Melora!!!! Queen shit tbh

I hope “keep that just for me” means he swallowed it again

LMFAO MATTS FACE

Dicks and Other Things

The Molly Look™️

Promptly steal I love him

DAMN Kingsley’s on some king shit

Literally

ORPHAN TAKER IM SOBBING

WAUUAUAUGHFHFB CMON CMON

HIS BOICE I GOT TO HEAR HIS VOICE SJRJQIFUJEHE

THEY GOT THEIR SHIT TOGETHER SO QUICK????? SIX MONTHS??????????

CRYING SOBBING LOSING MY MIND

That was so fucking good oh my god

stimmed so hard at the end that my limbs started to actually cramp lmao