#YOOOO IM SO EXCITED

[parappa-and-lammy]

BABE WAKE UP SOMEONE TRANSLATED THE "How To Play" AND INTRO CUTSCENES FROM MOJIB-RIBBON

[rowanisawriter]

Hello Rowan if you’re still looking for prompts, how about “ecstatic shock - n. a surge of energy upon catching a glance from someone you like, which scrambles your ungrounded circuits and tempts you to chase after that feeling with a kite and a key” for Evelyn and Rick from The Mummy?

ad you are literally a genius

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The last bits of evidence of a sunny day still slowly fade from the air. Until she came to the desert, she didn’t realize that the sun could have a smell, that sunlight could cling to the dust that hovered in the air around her and didn’t fade until night. Night itself has a smell here too, campfire smoke, snapping wood, a crispness to the evening breeze that pushes around embers and smoldering ash on the sand. And something else, underneath it all. Something new. Him.

She doesn’t look up from her book. Fine grains of sand settle on the pages that she’s been squinting at for the past several minutes without absorbing a single word. A log in the fire cracks and a shower of embers flies out, temporarily brightening their camp before disappearing into nothing. In the brief brightness, she sees his shadow move out of the corner of her eye but still she keeps her focus on her book.

He smells like sunlight too, like high noon when shadows pool like water at their feet. Perhaps the outdoors are so ingrained in him that he will always carry this with him, a brightness she can smell, could see if she dared look up. Her fingers work to turn a page, sand pressing back against her fingertips. His hand had been rough when it grabbed her face and his mouth rough also. Like sand. Like the first few brushes of an artifact found in a place no one has seen in a thousand years.

His shadow moves again, in the edge of her periphery. She turns another page. The sound is conspicuous in the quiet of their camp. Almost disruptive. His voice is like a gun, quiet until it isn’t. He laughs loudly. Sometimes he yells. Otherwise he’s hovering, watching, like now. Eyes on her. She is used to the dead eyes of mummies and artifacts, ancient paintings on ancient walls. She doesn’t know what to do with this careful attention, not yet.

A deep breath—he’s in the air. A careful shifting as he settles in beside her on the makeshift bench—the sound reaches her ears with more caution than she thought him capable of. A brush of his arm against hers, the fabric of their shirts thin and his skin warm through it all—the touch like a lightning strike, raising all the hair on her arms. She turns slowly to look at him. Meets his eyes right away, eyes already on her. Her breath catches. The book in her hand is a paperweight on her lap. The fire crackles and burns before them. Each sense reaches her separately, broken apart, far from the whole and simple way she approaches her work and the desert and the library, the entire history of everything, the bird’s eye view of the world, all the sounds and smells and touch and sight of him.

[pyrotechnicdarts]

the way im playing new monster hunter is so embarrassing i just got excited over seeing stone. slinger ammo stone. a pile of rocks on the ground stone

[ahfrickenfrick]

literally told my best friend this morning that i wanted to rewatch the animated justice league movies and i go onto max and there’s a new one?

🫡🫡😼😼😼🫡🫡🫡😼😼😼🤠🤠🤠🥰🥰🥰😭🥰🗣️🗣️🤪🤪

god might be real and she deserves a kiss on the cheek for this happening because i feel so blessed

[kaisollisto]

[lcftcult]

" why are you down here ? you seem so nice ! and an excellent friend to be ! "

The sinner was first scared of Emily when she introduced herself. Despite being a kindred soul, the other was still an Angel and as far as Black Star was aware, Angels wanted to kill sinners like her. But after some conversation and gentle reassurances, Black Star had begun to open up to Emily. She reminded her of Charlie, which was a great thing.

"That's ah.. well.. kind of a weird question." The sinner wasn't offended by it, but Black Star answered that it was weird since the answer for it was, well, a bit complicated. "F-From what I was told, um.." hands nervously fiddle together while Black Star communicates, the fur on the tip of her tail bristling. "I, ah.. broke one of my mom's rules." Ears lower to the side as Black Star begins to explain her life on Earth. "I mean.. a-at first, I thought I deserved it, but.." now Black Star was feeling conflict, looking uneasy.

@seramily

[charl0ttan]

the first snake to invent another snake must have been like YOOOO thatssss watssssssss up!!!!! ssss ssss ssssssssssssss

im so excited imagining this world. the first snake to invent another snake. imagine if we could do that with people

[soapcan18]

I’m just gonna post my Ithaca Saga live-reaction rambles here bc I can’t form coherent sentences rn and I need to express my excitement:

The Challenge

PENELOPE OH MY GOD UR VOICE IS SO BEAUTIFUL

SHE KNOWS ABT THE STORM

THE BACKUPS??? HOLYY

WHOEVER CAN STRINGGGG

Am I tripping or is that the horse and the infant motif

PENELOPE UR VOICEEE AHH THE STRENGTH AND THE GENTLENESS AHH

Hold Them Down

Oh my god I’m gonna tweak

It’s about to get DARK

FUCK THE SUITORS!!

ANTINOUS!!!!

OH OH GET IT ANTINOUS

TELEMACHUS ON DIPLOMATIC MISSION I REMEMBER THAT!!!

YOOO THIS IS DARK

BOOONESSS

ONLY THE OCEAN AND I WILL KNOWWW

NO GET AWAY FROM PENELOPE!!!!

ANTINOUS UR A FUCKIN CREEP!!!!!!

KILL THEM AAALLLLLLL

THE VOCALS DEAR LORD

YEAHHHH ODYSSEUS KILL HIS ASS

Odysseus

ODYSSEUS!!!!!!

OH MY GOD JORGEEEE UR VOICEEE

I HEAR U DARE TO TOUCH MY WIFE AND HURT MY BOYYY

I. Have had. Enough.

THE ELECTRIC GUITAR OH MY GODDD

THE SUITORS’ TIME TO SHINE

THE BOW AND SCREAM EFFECT AHHH

WHERE IS HE??? WHERE IS HE???

“You think I don’t know my own palace? I BUILT IT.”

“U destroyed the serpents head” EYY BOOK REFERENCE

NO OPEN ARMS

“No” YOOOO THATS COLDDD THAT’S A POSEIDON REF

I love him just popping in here and then makes us feel like the suitors

“BEHIND YOU”

LEGENDARY MOTIF????

AGHH TELEMACHUS IS HEREEEEE

ATHENA!! OH MY GODDDD ATHENAAA

I HEARD THAT FUCKIN PIANO TRILL

“Ur very presence has doomed the king, young prince. We don’t fight fair!”

WHO IS SINGINNNN

“And he’s made a grave mistaaake”

GET OFF ME!! GET OFF ME!!

HOLD HIM DOWNNN

THE ELECTRICCCC OH MY GODDD HES FULL MONSTER

“Mercy? MERCY? My mercy’s long since drowned. It died to bring me home. And as long as you’re around, my family’s fate is left unknown. You plotted to kill my son. You planned to R### MY WIFE. ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.”

THEY SAID THE WORD???

“You filled my heart with hate. All of you who have done me wrong. THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE!”

THE CHOIRRR AHHH ITS BEEN A NO LONGER YOU REF THIS WHOLE TIME

THE SCREAMS???? THEYRE SO REALISTIC OMLLL

I Can’t Help but Wonder

THESE SONGS ARE LONG DAMN

TELEMACHUSSS 🥹

ITS AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR NOW

My heaartttt

OMG WAIT ITS TELEMACHUS SINGING

MILO SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE JORGE

His voice is so gentle oh my goddd

MY SON IM FINALLY HOME!

FATHER HOW IVE LONGED TO SEE YOUU

THE HARMONIZINGGGG

ATHENA

ATHENA!!!!

I HEAR HER QUICK THOUGHT

“Show yourself. I know you’re watching me. Show yourself.”

THE PIANOOO THE CLOCKKKK

“You were never one for hellos.”

“I can’t help but wonder what this world can be if we all held each other with a bit more empathy. I can’t help but feel like I led you astray. What if there’s a world where we don’t have to live this way?”

“If that world exists, it’s far away from here. It’s one I’ll have to miss for it’s far beyond my years. You might live forever, so you can make it be. But I’ve got one endeavor. There’s a girl I have to see.”

“Very well.”

WARRIOR OF THE MIND MOTIFFF

Would You Fall in Love with Me Again

FINAL SONGGG

SIX MINUTESS

PENELOPEEEE

THE CACOPHONY OF INSTRUMENTS OH MY GODDD ITS LIKE ODY’S ANTICIPATION

THE DOOR SOUNDD

Youuu look different

Your eyes look tired

IM GONNA RIP MY HEART OUT

I AM NOT THE MAN U FELL IN LOVE WITHHH

Waaaitinggg waaaitingggg

The stringssss godddd

“Left a trail of red on every islanddd” RUTHLESSNESS MOTIF OH MY GODD

“As I traded friends like objects I could use”CIRCE MOTIF??

“Hurt more lives than I can count on my hands” I CANT MAKE OUT A SINGLE ONE BUT PIANO IMPLIES ATHENA??

OMG WAIT CALYPSO “FOR LOVING YOU” MOTIF

WAAAITINGGGG

“If that’s true, could you do me a favor? Just a moment of labor? That would bring me some peace. See that wedding bed? Could you carry it over? Lift it high on your shoulders and take it far away from here?”

I REMEMBER THIS FROM THE BOOK AGHH

“I had built that wedding bed with my blood and sweat…”

THE ELECTRIC GUITAR COMING BACKKK AS HE GETS MORE INTENSE

“The only way to move it is to cut it from ITS ROOTS!” “ONLY MY HUSBAND KNEW THAATTT!”

AHHH I REMEMBERRRRR

PENELOPE TEAR IT UP

THE EMOTIONNNN IN HER VOICEEE

WAAAITTINGGGGG

PENELOPEEEEE

WAAAITINGGGGG

PENELOOPPEEEEEE

WAAAAITINGGGG WAAAAITINGGG WAAAAAAAITINGGGGGG AHHHHHHHHH

forrrrrr (was that the remember them motif???) youuu

Damn she sang so high

THE SYMPHONYYY

JUST A MANNNN ITS BAAACKKKK

THE ANIMATICS R GONNA GO SO HARD DEAR LORD

“How long has it been?” “20 years.”

“I love youuuu”

BRAVO 🥹

JORGE I LOVE YOUUU

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[doki-doki-lit-club]

Hello! May I offer my warmest greetings to the Literature Club of Salvato High School! My name is Akechi Touma -- though I'm sure you must be aware of that as one of your members (Yuri) recently contacted me to discuss the possibility of a crossover, by which I mean partnership, between the literature clubs of our two schools. I have now brought this idea to the club I am part of and am pleased to say that the other members responded with enthusiasm! Like yours, our own club is diminutive in size and would benefit from the contact of a club belonging to another school. While I am not the leader of the literature club at my school, they have allowed me to act as a messenger to correspond between our two groups. I am much looking forward to all future communications with the five of you, and hope that you feel the same way.

Also, I am aware that it is not my place to say, I thought I should bring it to your attention that your introductory post still remains at the bottom of your blog. It may be beneficial to pin it before it becomes buried too deeply beneath other posts you may create -- though you are free to ignore this advice as I do not wish to overstep any boundaries or offend you by giving you unwarranted advice.

-- @myeyesarebiggerthanmybladder

(dawg who IS this.) (uh... warmest greetings, nananana et cetera et cetera, akechi touma... YURI!? When did this happen?) (Oh, I merely reached out to this kind young gentleman a week or so ago.) (I thought only the president did that-) (Yeah, so did the president. Me. *sigh* You know what, he seems smart at least. Good job.)

Wow, hello there, Akechi! I'm Monika, the president of the Salvato High Literature club. I'm so glad your club agreed to partner up- it's actually been a goal of ours to get in touch with other school literature clubs and check out their writing, scheduling, etc. Also, I was in fact not aware of the introductory post not being pinned- I'll fix that right after we post this! I look forward to chatting :) Here, each of us will ask a question to get the ball rolling a bit, and you can ask us anything you like back! My question is- how do you guys handle people having different tastes in literature within the club? What's the strategy for keeping everyone happy, essentially? Thank you!

(okay, sayori go next-) (nah bro move aside I gotta get this one out)

hey dude btw yuri did not tell us ANYTHING about this but lowkey yeah im glad we got to reach one of moni's goals lmao. uh im natsuki and my question is whether you consider manga literature or not

also dimunitive is crazy 💀

(ah, the age old question) (bruh why you speaking like uncle iroh sybau...) (wait acronyms are so funny when you say them out loud... sigh-ba-u) (natsuki, your tomfoolery does not offend me- rather, it amuses me) (TOMFOOLERY?!?! be SO for real with me right now) (see-bau? see-bough? sai-bough... oh wait i gotta type my thing-)

HI HI AKECHI! I'm Sayori, I'm the vice president of the club!!! So so so great to meet you, super excited to talk more! You seem super duper nice :DDDD My question iiiis... what kind of theme does your writing usually follow? Like emotionally and stuff! Ours usually end up pretty sad TvT but they have a LOOOT of cool metaphors, and as Monika once said, "If everything was okay.. we wouldn't really have anything to write about, would we?" We have a sign saying that and we put it up on our wall every time we meet 😭

(salvato high depression club?!) (i thought we knew this)

I salute you once more, dear compatriot. As I have already made my introductions to you, I find no need to do so once more. That having been said, I shall ask my question- who is your role model as an author?

(you talk so gay ew) (the possession of an extensive vocabulary isn't intrinsically homosexual, natsuki) (but you are, aren't you?) (i fear i cannot deny that. well played, monika)

yoooo sup the name's mc it's good to talk to another dude for once lol

uhhhh I suck at coming up with questions wow okay uh how did your club like... start. yeah :)

(you sure you don't want to... elaborate?) (man leave me alone you know im not good at professional stuff...) (okay, okay, just... checking.)

We'll be in touch! Come visit us soon~

[rabbitsrams]

hello stella i am very eepy so i apologize for spelling mistakes

thinks sbout sleepy morning sex with schlatt or ted becaus im very normal🥰

yoooo i am so sorry this is late but this is wonderful and amazing and everything to me ilysm kasey & comic strip system!!! <3 i will choose ted bc i want to write more for him <3 but if u want me to do this same scenario w schlatt lmk!!!

nsfw under the cut, minors dni, 18+ only

i have made a little blurb about waking up and feeling ted's morning wood before :))) and i just really love that idea hehe

like whether it's the morning after sex or not, u always feel it every morning if u wake up before him. and if you're feeling extra excited when you wake up, you get really needy.

if you don't want to move from your position he would just slip inside you and fuck you softly and would also touch ur clit or cock for extra stimulation :)

also sleepily riding him!!!

COCKWARMING THE NIGHT BEFORE THEN FALLING ASLEEP AND WAKING UP EXTRA HORNY BC OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!! omg no like ted would absolutely love cockwarming u esp if it's colder out!!!! like he holds u so tight and would slip it inside (w ur consent ofc!!) and if u fall asleep then that's fine :) cuz u can wake up with him inside u :))

also i feel like he would be extra touchy in the morning, hands all over you and holding you close, burying his face in your neck and kissing and nibbling your skin!!!!

also i def feel like if he didn't want to move he'd just reach and touch you :)

also thigh fucking!!!!!!! omggggg that is so hot like if he's the big spoon just sticking it between your thighs and thrusting MDMKKDFKMD

morning. head.

(with consent) waking up to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that would be sooooo omg!!! i am gonna die grhsgfjsdhfj like i just want to wake up and see that man in between my legs PLZ

he'd DIE if he woke up to u with his cock in your mouth istg

[tddyhyck]

im the anon who said i’d dedicate my first fic to you,, here it is !! i hope i did hyuck justice, even if he’s not as gross (affectionate) as the way you write him <3

https://www.tumblr.com/remphobia/784295471682404352/drippin-love

drippin’ love

YOOOO THIS IS SO GOOD ,,,, the face slapping and spitting oH and THE PEE ,,, this made me so excited omg i love it!!!! u wrote hyuki so well 🤤🤤🤤

[starwarddaze]

hi metashades im dad

sorry i had to :Sob: but yoooo this blog looks sick!!!!! nice :D

i'm excited to see what y'all do with this!!!!

my own tricks... used against me...

thanks mate. we uhh got a clip dump coming up along with some other stuffdssss.

we are also open to suggestions so if ya have a myth that needs hunting then well. I exist.

[electricalhuzzah]

Been reading the Heinz dilemma since you posted chapter one and I've still yet to find a way to get my friends into the fic. "Guys I swear if you look past all the sex it's literally peak pls I need to rant about the angst I swear there's a plot guys hear me out" seems to not be working. Any ideas on how to advertise this fic to them without sounding like a freakaleek💔

oh my GOD!!! thank you so much!! im so happy youve been following along for so long <33 and im absolutely ELATED that you enjoy!! >:D

and if you need some persuasive devices fear NOT my good man, for i have an arsenal of techniques!

1. the shame approach

“you won’t read a nonprofit creative work on the basis that it contains explicit content? even though you are a consenting adult perfectly capable of processing sexual themes? are you not a sex-positive person? do you slutshame fictional characters? get a load of this guy bruh. ok puritan. go eat ur kellogs plain bran cereal to prevent your little shame boners. lil bitch. no balls. no concept of sex.”

2. the english major approach

“you know that when sex between characters happens in a story, it’s not always about being pornographic for the reader, yknow. 90% of the time it’s metaphorical/representative of other themes at play. sometimes it serves as a vehicle for power dynamics. or showcases psychological deficits within characters. or a multitude of other things. sex is a very vulnerable, powerful thing, and writers use it as a tool frequently. it’s presumptuous of you to assume that any sex within a story exists exclusively for the gratification of the reader/writer.” insert hair flip

3. the drinking game

“lmao take a shot every time this author uses italics/emdash/[insert word i overuse]”

4. the bandwagon

“cmon man, everyone’s doing it. it’s the hot new thing. you gotta try at least a little. otherwise you’re a killjoy prude. dude, you’re the only one not doing it.” absoluely imperative that you deliver this as the drug dealing villain in a DARE sponsored skit.

5. the pretty bird

“ooooh look at these cool artists with their cool art of this fic— no ignore that one of bill getting a blowjob under the register— yeahhh look at these cool art! don’t you wanna read the fic that these are based on? don’t you wanna see that funky medusa bill? don’t you wanna know why dipper has a syringe?”

6. the scandal

“oh my GOD!!! did you hear that [insert celebrity/mutual friend/mutual enemy]’s ao3 account was found?? yeah yeah its this one!! oh look they only have one fic— yoooo let’s read this and roast the shit out of— yo wait this kinda— woah that part kinda ate— hey maybe this smut stuff ain’t so bad”

disclaimer: this is a JOKE these are JOKE SUGGESTIONS do not try any of them on your friends because they may THROW A POPTART at ur face!! except perhaps #5 but def do that in a significantly less condescending way 😭😭 but the rest do NOT try in any capacity as they are decietful, dangerous, and/or assholish

on a genuine note, some people just aren’t into smut, and that’s ok!! we all have our preferences and as absolutely HONORED i am that you wanna advertise this fic to yer amigos, they do just be cultivating their own online experience— one which happens to be devoid of sexual themes. thank you so much, and if your friends change their minds of their own volition, i’d obviously be delighted to have a new reader(s). but i am beyond excited to have so many people here, of such kindness and genuineness and enjoyment-of-fic-ness. advertisements not necessary <3

[gaysie]

yoooo — i just read “i could stare at your back all day” & i wanted to say how rly fuckin good it was!!!! This paragraph knocked my socks CLEAN off ngl: “Assad gets the sense that despite what he’d said, it would only take a word from Assad for Luke to let him use him however he wanted. The idea of that is suddenly unbearably sad. Luke, forever running after the rest of them, older than Assad and Jacob but perennially the kid picked last for the football team, triple-texting in their group chats and not getting replies; the shameful relief at finally having someone else to be the odd man out.” you captured so many nuances of the weird class dynamics of theatre vs. hollywood stars!! also i rly love when one character functions as a substitute for another non-present character (art imitating life imitating art). thank you for writing, im excited to check out yr other fic in the future!!

Ahhh omg thank you so much, that’s so kind of you to say!!!!😭❤️ I’m obsessed with this idea of eager pathetic LBF and sometimes I’m like Okay maybe I’m being too mean with it I’m sure he’s actually normal. But then his band gets only 41 likes on its instagram posts or he says stuff like “I jumped for joy!” about getting cast in his crappy low budget romcom and I’m like. This is actually physically paining me…😭 And I LOOVE reading substitution concepts as well it hits so well with unrequited feelings i always have to shoutout aleonine’s awesome samssad fic with unrequited zamasian and jam and sam pretending to be eric for assad 🚬

[thangyus]

Yoooo I know nobody asked lol but here's a really good thangyu fic rec if you want it omg https://archiveofourown.org/works/67477206/chapters/174377401

oooooooo this fic sounds so good, thanks for sharing i'll defs be adding it to my list to check out!!!

this actually sounds a little similar to a celebrity thanos x bodyguard namgyu fic idea i have haha so im excited to read bc im very intrigued by the plot summary of this fic!

thanks for the rec!!

[corpseinpink]

YOOOO THE NEW GAME TRAILER IS OUT IM SO EXCITED TED HOLY SHIT