#YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING

[javajamboree]

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why do I even speak really

[boxeom]

Hey so I just woke up and uh. What the fuck did Trump just do?

[problemnyatic]

"I think this Category of human being is disposable" okay that not only sucks and is fascist but also makes getting you to deem someone to be disposable a simple matter of convincing you they're in The Category regardless of the truth. Also The Category is often misapplied to a vulnerable minority because it makes people like you agree they're disposable.

"Anyone who disagrees with me about The Category of people being disposable is a Category apologist or probably also in The Category themselves" Oh so you're just totally unconcerned with truth or justice or ethics or human rights and just are feeding your bloodlust for the sake of revenge fantasies. got it 👍

[moth-sapphic]

Dwalin finding out that Thorin - his best and oldest friend, his king who he would faithfully follow anywhere - is in love with this small ugly bitchy little creature that hasn't stopped complaining since they left the shire and immediately falling to his knees in agony

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

genuinely is my brain erasing itself or is google/tumblr censoring that post about notre dame and old growth forests.

[drieddpetals]

me when the topic is jesper and kaz's friendship. me when the topic is how kaz enabled jesper's worst habits to keep him around because he couldn't deal with the possibility of him leaving. me when the topic is jesper yearning for something with kaz that he could never have. me when the topic is how kaz sought out and forced jesper into his gang and then found such a close friendship in him that he couldn't give it up. me when the topic is jesper knowing kaz the longest out of all the crows. me when the topic is kaz and jesper fighting like brothers, hating each other like brothers, loving each other like brothers. me when the topic is them being a weird version of platonic soulmates.

[perryelornitorrinco]

Wars, in the campfire: anyone wanna share a story?

Fucking Wind:

[l4tchk3y]

BANG!💥BANG!💥BANG!💥

[reagent-leon]

So they made us look at Franco's penis.

They made us look at Otto's penis.

When exactly is Red Barrels going to drop a Coyle nude for narrative consistency? 🤨

[spaciebabie]

hello everyone yes i have heard that biden has dropped out but i also have hope for the future b/c its not over until its over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pick yourself up!!!!!!!!!!! kamala harris is probably going to run if you give into despair we're going to end up in a dictatorship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have hope for the future and be proactive in your action or you're going to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! vote for her or have a dictatorship!!!!!!!!!1 two options!!!!!! have a good day and drink water. dont give into doom scrolling and take care of yourself through whatever grief you might feel right now

[rowyndodendron]

Diomedes really cranked the "simp-o-meter for Odysseus" from 0 to 12 in approximately 0.6 seconds in book 10 (choose ur spy buddy) and im snort-laughing.

Partially because of how Unnecessarily Extra Diomedes is.

And then even more so because of how Extremely Done Odysseus is in his reply (every time he uses the "long-suffering Odysseus" epithet i fucking DIE laughing. I can FEEL the -_-)

But also, because I feel like the opposite is more typical (Odysseus having the flowery flattering speeches and Diomedes just, like, "read at 2pm"-ing him in return):

I am choosing to headcanon that Dio is very subtly/very gently teasing/mocking Odysseus. And that Ody has done the "oh i pick Diomedes the incredible, the unmatchable, unwinnable force of the gods' will!!!" thing to him recently and Dio is now just throwing it back at him in a "do u hear what u sound like when u talk???" Kind of way.

Which is why Ody is peak "i am Unamused by this, diomedes" in the scene. Because he knows he's being gently roasted in a way the others likely won't pick up on/which is Just For Him.

And i think that's beautiful

[welcome-to-latveria]

RDJ as Doctor Doom is the most blatant embarrassing cash grab I've ever seen in the history of cinema I think. They might as well have slapped a giant sign on their Fantastic Four film which says 'I don't have any confidence in this film' because that is the ONLY reason they have cast him as Doom and it's so obvious that even MCU fans can see it clear as day.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I'm gonna be honest at this point we deserve for them to make Buddie friends-to-fiancés like yeah we missed out on canon with the shooting and season five and who even knows what the fuck was going on in season six we're like three seasons behind now chop chop just skip it all and have Eddie desperately propose in the rain. I need it. It would cure me. More importantly it would be the most in-character way you could possibly get these codependent desperately abnormal idiots together.

[lazylittledragon]

Random thought/question: what would your Tavs/Durge and their significant others like... legit fight about? Not bicker, not argue, but actually get mad and say things they don't mean and have to cool off and talk about it later when calmer heads prevail and they're able to apologize without it sounding forced?

this is such a great question that i needed a whole 24 hours to think about it akdhdjhd

i think gale and cyra probably have small things blow out of proportion (because honestly. kids and work and Tired) and then a Lot of stuff they haven't talked about comes up and it ends with 'how the fuck did forgetting to change the bedsheets turn into This'

i actually feel like dorian and astarion are pretty good 90% of the time but sometimes one of them is in a bad place and is like 'i actually really need to be left alone with this thing right now and i don't want to talk about it' and maybe they're not always great at taking the hint

ashe and halsin have never had a fight ever

[mochimellowd]

Parker fans love that D20. They're a package deal do not separate... they interact once and Chance is unsettled by him. This is perfect no notes I really sincerely think those weirdos deserve each other this delights me

[stupidlittlespirit]

this is maybe a niche complaint and people might disagree but i think it's really fucking foul how talking about your own experience with abuse is considered 'trauma dumping'. These weaponised pop psychology terms have done a number on normal human interactions.