#a boulder the size of a boulder

[crystalsandbubbletea]

Ah yes, a boulder the size of a boulder 🙃

[kit-screams-into-the-future]

losers /aff

og traditional drawing under cut:

[fan-burns]

Sorry for inactivity, have some smols

[gay-mormon-wizard]

happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to those who celebrate

[r0b0tb0y]

small boulder the size of a large boulder - robotboy + blxkcksqvadron

[notemily]

I woke up this morning to an odd notification from my calendar app

did I put this in my calendar?? I have no memory of this place

anyway happy five years of Large Boulder the Size of a Small Boulder. I hope the tweet stays up forever to bring us joy in this cold world

[dectech]

We all know about the fuss around Pluto, how many decry its "demotion" to a dwarf planet, and how it's still an honorary planet in the hearts of many, and I totally get it, but I don't think any of you out there are taking it far enough.

What about the rest of the so-called "dwarf" planets, huh? where's their justice? what about Ceres? Haumea? Makemake? Eris? fucking Quaoar?! why have just eight planets when you can have 18?! Why only invite Pluto to the party if you're already gonna expand the guest's list?!

you know what should be "demoted"? fucking Phobos and Deimos, the two "moons" of Mars. these two motherfuckers are proof that the barrier-to-entry for moons is too low. they're barely visible, they don't effect mars in any meaningful way, they aren't even round since they aren't big enough to round themselves under their own gravity, and one of them isn't even in a stable orbit of Mars! Phobos is gonna get ripped apart by mars' gravity in just a few dozen million years!

the concept of a "Dwarf Moon" is too good for them. they should be called, like, sateloids or something. Lunoids at most. fuck em

[theartofeggs]

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU DREW DRAGON PC TERRORIZING WHITNEY??? ❤❤❤❤❤ COULD DRAGON PC TERRORIZE WHITNEY MORE I HATE THAT LITTLE FUCK GRRRRR HATE HIM SO MUCH HE SHOULD GET A MANDATORY KICK IN THE BALLS EVERY HOUR ❤❤❤❤❤ LOVE YAHHHH MWAHHHH❤❤❤❤❤

MWAH <3 i should totally draw Whitney getting bullied more often

[jonsnow]

happy Large Boulder the Size of a Small Boulder Day to all who celebrate

[whatwooshkai]

2?

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Dani sucks in a breath, and prepares for the worst. "There's no way you're fitting in that."

Blades gives her a blank look, the dress halfway up his thighs. "Huh?"

Even if there weren't love handles spilling over the waistband of his boxers, there's no way in hell Blades is fitting into anything Dani owns. He's taller than her, his shoulders are broader, and he's far more filled out. "You're not fitting in that."

"Why?" Blades asks, seemingly genuinely curious.

Because you're fat, is on the tip of Dani's tongue, but she holds it. Blades isn't even human on most days, she shouldn't subject him to human problems like body image issues. "We're not the same size," she settles on, tapping a beat on her arm. "You're bigger than me. And I'd rather you not rip that dress."

Blades' frown gets deeper, but he shimmies out of the dress and pulls back on the old tshirt and jeans from her dad, the only clothes they had that would fit him. "I could get smaller?" he offers.

Dani shakes her head. "No, you can't," she tells him. "You're not... y'know."

"Right," Blades mutters, crossing his arms over his chest. Dani can see the outline of his stomach through the shirt. How can he not be insecure about that? "But I don't like these clothes, I like your clothes. Your dad has no sense of style."

Dani cracks a smile at that. "No, he doesn't. But, uh..." she shifts, staring at the dress crumpled on the floor. Maybe she should've let him stretch out that dress. She always looks a little off in it... "I could take you shopping," she offers, and Blades absolutely lights up.

"Really?" he says, grabbing her hands. "Can we go to the mall? Oh, I've always wanted to do that-" he cuts himself off suddenly, eyes growing wide. "Oh my Primus. You have to buy me a pretzel."

Dani bites the comment on her tongue and forces herself to match his energy. "Of course!" she promises, squeezing his hands back. "You should enjoy your time as human!"

Blades' grin lights up the whole room.

Dani sighs when he turns away, babbling about all his plans and gathering up the clothes scattered on the floor to get an idea of what he wants. He's so excited, Dani wishes she could genuinely match that energy.

Maybe I could stand to learn a thing or two from him.

[how-to-train-your-pomni]

Kinger, holding Pomni and trying not to break his back: *Voice Strained* Don't ever talk to me or my daughter again!

Zooble: If she crushes you then you can't stop us from talking to her.

Kinger: I'LL COME BACK AND HAUNT YOU ALL!

[vomher]

A large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking the east-bound lane of Solomon Road at the Savage Coast of Solomon Island.

[alaterdate]

Me: Okay im going to learn knitting!

Pattern: Great! I'm for beginners! Pattern: Cast on 74 sts

Youtube man: Haha knitting is so easy :)

Me, losing all my stitches popping off the end of my overencumbered needle: ah, fuck, ah , shit

[mariaendingmp3]

ok this is really fucked up actually. get this bozo off my dash stat

[ebethtumbls]

unlocking the ability to try new things by myself has been pretty great for like expanding my world and giving me new experiences and stuff but god i wish i could do them with people instead

[door]

a beautiful man. an angry man. we’re gonna miss him so much 🩶