#a tag just in case

[mudkip-enthusiast18]

thinking about contract killers/hitmen/assassins rosekiller,,,,,,

barty mainly uses a machine gun (and 2 pistols), he likes being in the thick of the action, likes fistfights a lot too

evan is a sniper above all, he loves the precision of it, but can definitely hold his own in a close quarters fight. his sniper gun is his BABY he takes extremely good care of it (he may be a little crazy but it’s ok <3 )

they both used to work alone, both absolutely despised the idea of working with someone else, and then one day someone hired them together for a particularly difficult job, payed them double for them to agree to work together

at first, they both just sort of tried to complete the job doing their own thing, having zero idea how to work together (and not wanting to) and then some kind of horrible near death situation happens, and forces them to realize that there’s a reason they were hired together for this. it was impossible to do alone, they needed both their skillsets

so they slowly but surely learn to work together, and develop a deep bond through that and through all the near deadly situations they end up in through the course of the job

they end up finishing the job eventually, and it’s finally time for them to be apart once more, never see each other again. they both thought they were excited for this day to come, but once they’ve collected their money and are walking away, they both realize they can never be apart again

they start working as a team for all their work (+ start dating <3 ), they become famous in crime circles all around the world for being the absolute best and deadliest duo of hitmen ever

i never know how to end these things

they get married also eventually

lol

[hoodiemanic]

Titans tower summary ft that 1 quote

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they've been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now

[cardo-de-comer]

Sun Sun Sun

edit: happy pride month. Sun is a non-binary icon for me (as well as the half of the ynstbh cast)

[akanemnon]

Let's even the odds!

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[wordwings]

*kicks down your door* It might seem like a plot hole that no one thought about the possibility of Dracula being invited into the asylum by Renfield (or any other patient) but actually it speaks to the way Renfield’s personhood is being denied mainly by Jack Seward, but also the rest of the crew in part through their reliance on Seward’s expertise. Which also ties into the way they have decided to shut out Mina at the very same time. It literally just did not occur to them that the patients living in the same building as them would have any claim to the residency that allows someone to grant the permission a vampire needs to enter a home. But of course the asylum is the patients’ home just as much as it is Jack’s! They live there! In short this fatal blow dealt to the heroes at this crucial juncture comes about through both their sexism and their ableism. Good night. *puts your door back on its hinges again and leaves*

[katsinspats]

I really enjoyed Tangle and Whisper

[daikaiju-arts]

“I can’t believe I forgot my name. He almost took it from me.”

“If you completely forget it, you’ll never find your way home.”

[littlemizzlinguistics]

Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"

[teaableu]

My take on Tales Raph

[crabcounty]

ONCE IN A LIFETIME ❤️

[scruffylookingpiratecaptain]

Tumblr doesn’t even know how unprepared they are for the Babygirl/Shadow Daddy combo that is Bob Reynolds

[plagueislost]

capes…

[griffinkid]

I've seen "I don't know how to play with toys anymore" a few times lately and just wanted to point out-

Playing with toys looks different for everyone, even actual children!

Playing with toys can look like: 🧸🪁🚂

Taking pictures of your toys and writing captions for them

Brushing or grooming soft toys or toys with rooted hair

Ordering or sorting your toys by colour/species etc

Making up stories, poems or comics about your toys

Dressing or accessorising your toys

Imagining your toys talking to you or each other, forming opinions of their own, etc

Drawing your toys

Taking your toys for a walk outside, even in a backpack or pocket if you don't want to carry them openly

Making lists of the toys you have and where you got them etc

Feel free to add your own ideas

[babykittenteach]

No but fr having an indigenous family broken up for its own good by the state and one of them leave her homeland to go get a Real Education is not just counter to the original story's characterization, it's not just erasing the colonialism commentary for the sake of failed feminism presumably based on the girlboss objection to portraying women as caretakers and the classist objection to blue collar jobs, it is an act of colonialism.

It is in fact so ridiculously an act of colonialism that it should come off as such to anybody able to think about media critically for a few moments, but to anybody familiar with what the US did to many indigenous peoples via the faux benevolence of boarding schools, including to native hawaiians, it's fucking revolting.

Like, shoutout to removing Pleakley's gender exploration, to removing the cop villain in lieu of just having the mad scientist remain one, to removing some of Cobra Bubbles's nuance, to removing commentary on race and colonialism, etc etc, but mainly: this did a colonialism.