#a wolf wants a blahaj

[kohiiflux]

Convincing my brother to go to IKEA turns into Odysseus convincing Athena to buy him a blahaj

ATHENA

Let's go to IKEA

It's an adult playhouse

And I need a BLAHAAAAJ

believe it

I'm in love and I need it

I'm in love with a blahaj and I need it to be miiiineeee

[blahaj-enjoyer-1]

HA! Yeah she did

I feel like my unhinged canon statements about my New Faith Blorbos are appreciate enough

Have another one:

The only person in the New Faith to NOT have a smut collection is Huey

Yes, even Athena’s got one but she’s more closeted and lowkey about it

[the-gulhaj]

Silly Game Time: In honor of Pride Month ... How would you describe your gender identity WITHOUT using terms commonly associated with sex, sexuality, or even gender itself? You might need to get a little abstract, a little ~poetic~ with it.

(For example, instead of using cis or gay or man, I myself might go with "a mountaineer crossed with a language teacher crossed with a jester who wants to garrote billionaires using a rainbow flag".)

A lone (wolf) shark unable to use most public restrooms, that values friendship above all else and something something drinking water is good. Stay hydrated during pride.

My gender is water that isent fluid. Stationary water. A set of chopsticks. Sleeping in bed with a good book. Blahaj.

[nyxisart]

Wanted to second the other snake girl anon; It may be warm where I live but I love hiding under blankets and cuddling/constricting my blahaj all the same <3

Cat girls x3 ✅

Puppy girls x2 ✅

Crow girls ✅

Coyote girls ✅

Ox Girls ✅

Slime girls ✅

Bunny girls x2 ✅

Otter girls ✅

Fox girls x2 ✅

Raccoon girls ✅

Eldritch horror girls ✅

Snake girls x2 ✅

Deer girls ✅

Fish girls ✅

Spider girls ✅

Wolf girls/Werewolf x3 ✅

Rat girls ✅

Raven girls ✅

Moth girls ✅

Robot girls ✅

Axolotl girls ✅

Manul girls ✅

Cow girls ✅

Alien girls ✅

Goat girls ✅

Tanuki girls ✅

Chimera girls ✅

Dragon girls ✅

Seal girls ✅

Succubus girls ✅

Demon girls ✅

Skunk girls ✅

Vrastelian girls ✅

Possum girls ✅

Sheep girls ✅

Plant/Lichen girls ✅

Plushie girls ✅

Hyena girls ✅

Shark girls ✅

That sounds extra cozy

[wolffuwu]

wolf has a blahaj and its really good fo cuddling and stuff and its comfy :3

Yea im a trans girl. Why?