#aaron's asks

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Vampire!reader with the 141 + Stone but instead of some centuries old ancient vampire king who lived in Europe who struggled with his humanity and immortality and broods and grumbles and is old its just some guy who's from the 1920s to the 1940s who's a big jazz enthusiast and no one understands the slang he uses

He avoids any really old people because he knows them and he doesn't want to risk the chance of them recognizing him

Not because he doesn't want to be realized as a vampire he just made a lot a enemies back in the day

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Oh, I can just see Price joking about how you two are the old men and the rest are the youngsters. Despite him being closer in age to the rest of the 141 than to your age. In my heart of hearts, Price loves jazz and so you two 100% bond over that.

Soap and Gaz are big on (lovingly) making fun of your old slang terms. Soap especially finds your slang funny because he's finally not the only one who doesn't use common British slang.

Gaz makes fun of it (again, lovingly) but he secretly loves your slang. And like Price, he loves your taste in music. I just got this image of him collecting jazz records and now imagine him fanboying over the original records you must have.

Ghost understands your avoidance on old people and he makes sure to always follow your lead when you're nearby people you might've known back then. He asks you about what it was like to live back then and asks you if you served in any of the wars.

Stone is in fact the one who is the most wary of you initially, and yeah it's because you're a vampire. But once he realizes how chill you are, he likes you.

He asks you about what the stars were like back then, if any of them have faded in the night sky since you first saw them. You could tell him that there was no to little difference in the starry sky from then to now and he'd still ask about the differences. Look, he's very interested in stars.

I feel like all of them except Stone and Ghost would allow you to drink their blood if you asked.

Soap begs you to drink his blood, not because he has a blood kink, but because he loves knowing he helped feed you. Gaz makes sure you're fed regularly and eats foods that will make his blood taste even better. Price is the type to crack jokes while your fangs are in his neck, I can just see it.

Ghost might take a while for him to allow you to drink from him, but he'd get to trusting you with that eventually. He always tenses first and then relaxes, since he's just typically on edge.

Stone, I'm sorry to say, may never let you drink his blood.

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Lily! Thank you my friend!

You really made me smile! :D

Thanks so much for being so nice and kind!!!!

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i dont think i can describe the way my eye just twitched at the lil correction. but alas, ily dearly so i edited it out and reuploaded the image. thats why i love canva so much

I'm sorry!!! I'm very thankful you love me dearly AND that you were so kind to do the timeline.

Platonic kisses for you. <3 <3

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okay now i have a question about hellstorm and aiden. when did he and anshalv end up meeting/dating???? and when the FUCK does aiden come in the picture??? and what year were they born in???

Hellstorm would've been in the military until he was 35 (as it is in canon too) because well, that man would never stop piloting until he couldn't due to his age. So I'd say they met in 2025, after his last deployment ended because he retired once he couldn't fly the fighter jets anymore.

As for when Aiden comes into the picture, it's like maybe a year after Hellstorm and Anshlav (you typed it as Anshalv in the ask, but I went back to the post you figured out what to rename him and you typed it Anshlav there so idk which one is correct spelling) get married (which I think would be the year after they met, because didn't they get married or engaged quick?). And they're fourteen when they get adopted and um, so we're going with it being 2027??, their birth year would be 2013.

And since Lakshmi is a year younger (she was thirteen when she came to the ranch), that means her birth year is 2012.

If my math is wrong, we'd just have to change the years by one digit.

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is?? there any idea when heartthrob came in the picture in regards to stone and sylvester dating him???? like all i know is that it happened when they were already married </333 and even that im not 100% sure about

Uhh, if I remember correctly, originally it was like a decade into the Ranch AU. Before Mārīte and Laila graduated though, so before they turned 18.

But I think it got changed in my head so that Akhil could at least grow up with Mārīte, Laila, and Sammy even if it was a bit after Stone and Sylvester married. So uhh, maybe like when Mārīte and Laila were twelve. Which is 2019, if my math is correct.

Is that good with you?

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honestly, same. i got date everything like the day after it released and oops i may be obsessed </3

big fan of the door, the AC and the kitchen cupboards. theyre so silly i love them dearly.... but i may be playing major favorites with the AC... just maybe

The AC and the door are both great characters. I couldn't help but romance them. I've yet to meet the kitchen cupboards, though I did get the Roomers for it.

I also like the curtains and rods. I will figure out how to romance them eventually.

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i do wonder if kali ever questions the fact that theres two other bedrooms in serial killer!stone's home, both of which clearly decorated to be for kids. but maybe he just assumes that, like seemingly everything in this house, the rooms belong to the cats.

(unless stone also put all of sammy's stuff into storage here, like he did with sylvester's. room decor included. but that does still leave mārīte's room, and i dont think he would have gotten rid of that as easily, in case she grows tired of sleeping in stones bedroom and feels well enough to return to her rightful room)

imagining sometime in the middle of the night, mārīte ends up waking up and goes to get water in human form, only run head-first into kali who was doing the same thing. the way i just see mārīte being like ".......... ignore me. ill go drink from the bathroom sink instead"

rip to kali if mārīte ends up also creeping around in total darkness, because, well, not like *she* needs the light

Kali is screaming, so sorry. But what else is he supposed to do? There's a random kid in the house!!

Oh, he's going to be soo confused when he sees Serial Killer!Stone rushing out (with a gun, because of course he does) only for Stone to sigh and glare at Kali for screaming at his poor daughter. RIP to Kali who has to then watch Stone carry his daughter (because why should she have to walk anywhere) back to bed after she drinks water.

I don't think Kali is going to be allowed to go back to sleep in the bed now that that Serial Killer!Mārīte is in human form.

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katie: okay so, the thing is, that i kinda asked him if we could like. yknow. go to a shooting range together

katie: and i may or may not have shot him-- he's fine tho!!! i promise hes okay! yep! mhm! :) :) :) pleasedontlookatmelikethat

katie: but he is in the hospital. for now. it wasnt anywhere near to anything vital!! i prommy :)

girlie's sweating

Blackout is just shrugging and is like "Dinesh will survive." It might be the hungover that's making him be so chill about it.

Or maybe it's just that Frost really will be okay.

But yay, he took it well and Katie can stop being nervous about it!

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im surprised that blackout doesnt just have a stash of phones in his closet or smth lmao. maybe thats too much tho, even for him

alas, katie is here with a tray. what did rosemary make? fuck if i know. ive never had to eat hangover food.

she is saying smth like "yeah you can have it all. its just us two and mom in the house for a little while, and we already ate :)"

perfect conversation opener for her to bring up frost. good going girlie, slow and steady /lh

Blackout, while eating: Wait, where's Dinesh?

He went straight for the question of the hour. His hungover mind managed to process that Katie said it was the only three of them in the house for a while.

It's a miracle.

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honestly, very fair and valid and true for blackout to do that. i am totally not saying this cuz im chowing down on snacks myself

shes like "okay, sick, great, nice! stay here >:( and ill go talk to mom :) be back soon :)"

i dont know when or if she'll bring up the fact that frost is in the hospital (even more so, because of her). or maybe frost already sent it into their group chat or smth and blackout hasnt been bothered to check the phone yet. if he didnt lose that thing.

Blackout is searching for his phone, but alas, he can't find it. Yeah, he lost it.

Sigh.

He'll get a new phone later.

Now, he's just laying in bed, waiting for the food. Don't worry, he will sit up when the food comes.

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katie: 🧍‍♀️🚪

katie: ... ʷʰᵃᵗ ?

she was not expecting that. and she now feels so awkward for bringing it up and is like "haha... but.. can i like... help you and get you water? or... something? maybe... i can ask mom to make something nice for dinner...?"

this is the price she has to pay for having her brothers be vets. sigh. and yeah she wants them, blackout especially, to get a therapist now

Blackout, like he hadn't said anything concerning: Oh, some food would be nice.

The 180 he just did at the thought of food. 💀

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katie's just being like "oh, sick. okay. i can do that! i think! yeah!"

so off to blackout's room/wing of the mansion she goes. or the penthouse if he ended up crashing there, somehow

shes very softly going like "hiii :) are you okay? :(" and is sitting down next to him. girlie's worried because frost does have a point, even if blackout's just living up to his name lmao

Blackout: I want to drown out the voices. :(

Me, turning to the others: Does anyone know what he means by "the voices"?

Bloodhound, with a haunted look: He's talking about those we couldn't save.

Okay. Someone get these guys therapists.

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butcher: the reason i dont like being the subbot a lot is because it reminds me of being powerless and exposed in ways i did *not* want to be at the time.

me: what. what the fuck are you on about.

butcher: like, dont even worry about it.

me: you cant just lore drop about having been assaulted and expect im gonna be fine with it !! what the fuck man !!! spill the beans!!

butcher: what, theres a reason i watch myself when im going clubbing alone! smh.

but on the contrary, it makes him doing it w kali that much better, because the trust needs to be even stronger than domming him

anyways he lore dropped and promptly disappeared from my head. sick. why do they always do that

Not the unprompted lore drop and then disappearance. He knows how to make your head spin.

Kali is asking if it would be better if Butcher was physically on top and controlling the pace when bottoming.

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mārīte, hiding her handsaw: *is whistling*

stone: oh, you should take the bed. it's probably better for your back

sylvester, internally: when the hell did i talk about my back problems with him???? must have forgotten about it..

sylvester, externally: oh, thank you, that's really considerate of you :)

that was a close call. because i 100% see mārīte always talking about sylvester, but in a subtle way. just "oh, dad's fine :) just having a bit of back pains lately, so ugh, i have to carry all the groceries upstairs" or smth

anyways, imagining after the couch breaks, sylvester offers that he can go cat mode and just sleep on one of the reclining chairs or something, so stone doesnt need to suffer

mārīte and laila are gonna facepalm so hard. that was NOT the plan!! after all the effort they put into orchestrating this!!! aaa !!!

Stone is like "No, no. I'll sleep in a sleeping bag. You can still have the bed." He's so adamant about Sylvester taking the bed.

Cue Laila taking all of the sleeping bags and hiding them. They have to make it so Sylvester offers to just share the bed, which is proving to be more difficult than they thought.

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okay i got bored halfway trough to save a half finished hellstorm instead

Hellstorm: I love it.

Once again, 10/10. Actually, 20/0.

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..... im killing him, ive decided

I REALIZED I FORGOT THEM THE SECOND I CLICKED THE SEND ASK BUTTON,,,,, i was just hoping no one would notice, but alas

i did add the scars in the final save. theyre faint but theyre there

... now i gotta draw me hitting him with a damn pillow istg /j

You would be justified in drawing you hitting him with a pillow. I will be doing it mentally in your stead.

He's so ungrateful when you so wonderfully drew him. He deserves no rights at this time.

A true masterpiece with or without the scars. I'm sending you hugs through the screen.