#acornposting

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this song was playing over the speakers while I watched this and I think it really elevated the experience

a rogue pipe cleaner.... escaped from the craft supplies

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I just found out that Van Gogh's Starry Night will be on display at the Met during my girlfriend's visit so uhhhh guess who is taking their artist gf to see her favorite painting on our first ever date 😤😤😤 my boyfriend game is ridiculous

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yet another entry in the lapdog saga / these pythons sure can ball

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Azul: you look like... Jimmy Mercury!

Me: Jimmy Mercury???

Azul: Jimmy Stardust!

Me: JEFFREE STAR?!

Azul: no, way less problematic

Me: ....Freddie Mercury?

Azul: nahhh, more flamboyant with makeup

Me: IGGY STARDUST???

Azul: yeah!

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THE BISEXUAL EXTRATERRESTRIAL IS SO RIGHT!!!! I'M TEAM TURTLE!!

@alienbisexual

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Share what animals you have and where they've been in the tags!!!

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Anyone else remember when Petey died back in season 1 and Cobel went to great lengths to extract the chip from his dead body before it was destroyed?? When she was adamant in researching his potential integration even though the higher-ups at Lumon seemed unconcerned with it??? I am literally pacing a hole in my floor. Harmony Cobel, character of all time.

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THIS JUMPSCARED ME SO BAD BC I THOUGHT IT WAS MY DAD

(pic of him for reference)

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Helly going from "I could not, with a razor to my throat, care less about being your family" to telling Dylan "Irving was your family" I'm crying in the club

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I am finally working on launching a patreon for my art because I am flat broke and cannot stand another second at a commercial job. Tbh this is so difficult because I have never had much confidence in my abilities as an artist, but my girlfriend (who makes her living as an artist on patreon) has been so sweet and encouraging, and her support has helped me muster up the courage to try sharing my art with the world.

Anyway, a question for the kind people of tumblr: what sort of things would you like to see me make art of? What objects would you be willing to give me a small monthly sum for? Any advice or words of encouragement from fellow artists? Is my girlfriend the cutest human in the world (yes.)?? Please comment below 😊💜🐛

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I work with a black vulture and they do not get enough love!! Virgil is one of the sweetest, most intelligent birds I've worked with-- he will hop up on my shouder to preen me while I clean! He loves to play tug of war with towels and shoe laces! He understands human speech even though he can't vocalize like a crow can, and knows that he's playing too rough when I say "gentle". He also gets mad if I don't tell him "goodbye" before I leave 😭 I love him so much.

Here he is "helping" me collect eggs (really he just wanted attention, which, relatable)

Paraglider and black vulture chilling

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Help me decide which pals to bring to Arizona with me!

(listed from left to right, top to bottom)

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I'm in the mood to introspect, does anyone wanna play OC telephone? Send me a fact about one of your ocs, and then ask a question about one of mine (can be a specific chatacter if you know any or generic if you don't) then I'll answer and add a follow up question, and we see how long we can keep the thread going!! Someone please play w me I'm boredddd.

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Asal "if you call my crazy ex, that's it! I'm not helping you recover from experimental brain surgery" Reghabi vs Harmony "you let my crazy ex do experimental brain surgery on you? That's it, I'm coming over" Cobel

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BALL PYTHONS ARE THE BABIEST FUCKING ANIMAL I WILL NOT BE TAKING CRITICISM

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE SCRUMPUS

SNUGGY BABY TOWN

STUFFED ANIMAL AND BLANKIE ENJOYER

when people get angry at you for liking snakes