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Lestat's smile when Louis walks in to the card game 😭
#he's soooo desperate lmao#him drawing attention to his mouth in the next beat too by taking a long drag on his cigarette as louis gives him the flattest look#across the table#is so funny#iwtv 1.01#sophie rewatches iwtv
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We're back!! twitch.tv/dm_wolfe

#twitch#small streamer#streamer#motw#fallout 2d20#wolfe plays#across the table#storytable productions#podcast#dead space
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a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic
#slightly dotty child or world's most precocious scam artist? you decide.#i asked where his parents were and apparently they were queuing for a table at the restaurant across the street#he even pointed them out to me#so don't worry this was not an unsupervised bébé#be shh now#containment breach
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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veilguard women. do you understand
edit: forgot a lock of hair haha
#bellara lutare#neve gallus#dragon age#datv#dav#veilguard#fanart#digital art#art#my art#artists on tumblr#will also do harding one of these days#they are all so much to me#'haha' i say. flings table across the room
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subject, specimen, spectacle;
should i say that you're dead?
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#jjk satoru#satoru gojo#gojo#bugs/#insects/#eye horror/#every time i post gojo art i feel scummy using like . the slew of tags this mf has#im like wow u look desperate gdfjkdjkg#listen ok im not a gojomain idk where people look fr content#anyway for not a gojomain i sure do have a lot of artistic breakthroughs whenever i draw him#first th eyedoves then lmhs gojo then gojo in the (club) bathroom by himself now this#loathe as i am to admit it i Love how much there is to pick apart of him in art theres so much theres so many angles u cld take#personally my favourite gojo angle in art (tm) is the Cryptically Unsettling Not Sane Not Human what can i say#keep ur thirst trap gojoart i like this guy unblinking and twitchy#on that note here he is pinned down as god intended#i ATE w this concept i fear fgfgsd i wanted a like. pallid formaldehyde dissection table under examination motif#and i was torn between using snakes or bugs to convey it and im SO SOOSOSOO happy i picked the bugs#ive used butterflies a lot they arent anything unfamiliar but truly i felt a chakra unlock when i thought of gojo+butterfly pinning#the burning light the eye the composition i rly think this is some of my best work#also also th poem was smth i came across when i was brainstorming captions and i ws like. gagged @ how well it fit gojo i had to include it#im not a poetry buff so my opinion is very uneducated but i think it was rly haunting and sad and beautiful#fit my target vibe so i took it slapped it on gojo w bugs said thank you verymuch smile :)
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anakin, a jealous child on obi’s first trip to Jedha: *makes Obi-Wan a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
obi-wan: *finishes tea*
anakin: Didn't it taste bad?
obi-wan, tilting his head: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
anakin, tearing up: Oh, okay.
#star wars#ikio'yth au#ikio'yth shenanigans#disaster lineage#sw incorrect quotes#anakin skywalker#anakin and obi wan#obi wan kenobi#nova & shmi watching this play out across the breakfast table like ok boys you do what you gotta do ig??
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Down in the streets of Gotham, in the side alley next to Express Urgent Care run by one Leslie Thompkins and that was funded by the Martha Wayne Foundation was a soup kitchen.
Well...a soup kitchen of sorts. Not in any way official but if you were hungry in Crime alley you knew that the food would be safe and warm...and it was a place where *you* could be safe and warm.
Danny had left a week after his parents found out that he was Phantom, a week after he had seen their grief, the regret and pain in their eyes. The week had been spent in suspense, he knew that they needed to talk about what had happened but neither of his parents were ever able to even start bringing it up before they were sobbing.
Danny knew his parents loved him, thst his father felt soul crushing guilt, that his mother spent hours staring at herself in the mirror, as if she didn't even know who was looking back at her.
And to spare them both, Danny left.
It wasn't hard to do, not when he could turn invisible and phase through walls, a final text to Sam and Tucker to say his good byes (he knew that they would break and tell his parents where he would be going) and a particularly hard hug to leave from Jazz, Danny flew off with only a back pack.
He had traveled across the US for a few months, occasionally snagging a post card from a super store to send off home, paying only when he had the excess funds (Sam's rants about mega rich corporate billionaires let him know just which stores wouldn't miss the few bucks the cards sold for)
He had met up with Dani a few times, when she was in the country, handing him Vlads credit card and telling him to keep it (though he never did) only ever using it to book a room for a few nights at a hotel to clean himself up and sleep in a real bed.
He settled in Gotham after a while, he had briefly stayed in Faucett but that place didn't have nearly enough ecto for him to live comfortably.
Gotham on the other hand? It had everything, cops that don't question why a teen is on the streets, natural ecto up the wazoo and well...a crime rate that would dissuade his parents ever looking for him there.
He had set up a more permanent shelter in an abandoned apartment building (after chasing out the low level drug dealers that were using it) and found that he kinda liked the vibes of the place under the blatant crimes being committed in broad day light.
Sure people could see you getting mugged and look the other way, but if you were still alive and there 5 minutes later, they would come back, hand you something to clean up your now bloody nose and point out the bodega that had the best sandwiches.
It was a sense of community that Danny didn't know he had missed for the many months he traveled.
His first "cook out" wasn't even supposed to be a cook out, his apartment building was mostly wood and he didn't trust himself to not burn it down, so he came outside, setting up a portable stove and setting up a pot filled with some, water to boil up a soup mix.
As he waited for it to come to temp, he saw the group of homeless rubbing their hands together, watching him with curiosity, though that quickly turned to hunger as the smell of the soup spilled out into the alley.
Instead of turning the others away Danny only shrugged, pulled out his spare paper bowls and handed them out, taking a few bites first to show that it was safe to eat.
What followed was a sort of tradition, Danny would come out a few times a day, take out his hot plate and pot and set up a soup, others started asking if they could pitch in, and well...Danny would have loved to keep providing it freely but his food was quickly dwindling.
So his soup got add in, some jerky that Crazy Tom had got tossed in, a few herbs (re:weeds) were added in by Miss O'Connor, and Danny didn't even know where Lady Dimond pulled out some spices from, but he wasn't about to question the her, he had learned never to question where the working girls hid their things.
And it sort of grew from there, who ever was around came by, some came out of their way to share a meal, but it became a meeting place of sorts "Come by the Kitchen at noon, Tom got his hands on some steak! And it ain't even smells bad!"
Sure gangs tried to pull up on the meeting place, tried to intimidate the people there or coerce them into doing something...well that was until the host, some punk teen with hair darker than black and blue eyes that were so light they were white came up, and dished out a heavy handed fist into their jaws and sent them packing.
And so the Kitchen became a safe space, if you were hungry, if you were in danger, come by the little alley way, right next to the Express Urgent Care, the Host will take care of you there, if your willing to share, to stay peaceful with the rest of the gathered people, then you were welcome to grab a bite and relax, because the Kitchen was always safe.
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It would be a few years since the Kitchen started, since people had brought chairs and tables, since an old grill of questionable origin was left out side it, since tarps with only a few holes were hung up to keep the place dry when it rained, since rugs covered the ground and the the alley it was in was swept clean of any needles or cigarette butts.
But for one boy it had only been a few short days since his Mama died, since he had found her cold and dead in the bathroom, a belt tied around her arm and a needle still in her hand.
Jason was miserable, he had stayed with her for the a single day before he knew he would have to leave, the body of his mother would start to decompose soon, so he did what he had too, calling the police with his mother's phone that didn't have a lot of minutes left on it, telling them the address before hanging up and leaving it there so he couldn't be tracked.
He couldn't be there when the cops showed up, foster care would do shit for him, and at least his Mama would be buried, and not left to rot in their bath tub.
So a young Jason Todd, scared, alone and hungry came to the Kitchen, as his mother had told him to many times before, had told him to seek out it's Host if anything ever happened to her...and well...at the very least he would get something to eat...
#batman#danny phantom#dc x dp#dpxdc#good fenton parents#they just dont know how to morn their dead son when he is looking across from them at the table#jack fenton is guilty while Maddy cant recognize herself#jazz is trying her best#tucker and sam are angry at Danny for leaving but know why he did.#danny travels to gotham#he becomes Crime Alleys protector before Jason#jason todd#little Jason gets adopted by Danny#and then by Bruce later on#he gets lowkey kidnapped#batman 100% gets attacked by Danny fro stealing Jason#he does not get adopted he already has a super rich frootloop thank you very much#vlad dukes it out with bruce in court#vlad uses ghost powers to cheat and gets the judge to give him custody#danny punches rouges and the mob for ruining his dinner#its like a full outside kitchen with a livingroom and dining room#leslie thompkins#leslie is just happy that the people are able to eat and get nutrition now#she also attacks Bruce for kidnapping Jason#The Kitchen is a spot of colorfulness in the doom and gloom of Gotham#partly inspired by that guy on tiktok that makes the “After the Apocalypse” vidoes showing how people come together#i cant rememeber his name but if anyone does please let me know#jason does become robin but its after a lot more training and shared custody with Danny
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Green Lanterns canonically having green eyes because of prolonged exposure to their ring’s power is SO funny to me because the ring is 100% snitching on you but only another Lantern would know to call you on it.
#Hal Jordan’s eyes go green one day and John Stewart is like HEY#like pointing at him across the watchtower table#and Hal is like what what what#don’t even look at me ok I’m taking breaks from the ring I’m fine#and John ‘fifteen years of this shit’ Stewart is like absolutely not#you are not#this is why I said all GL’s puff up like angry cats when they see each other#because they are uniquely qualified to call each other out on lantern bullshit#and ofc the powerful will/personality thing#Hal Jordan#green lantern#john stewart#dc comics#dc#jl#justice league#Kyle is in the corner holding up his hands like don’t involve me please
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Reblogging this drawing with the Timelapse because I finally figured out how to add those and I think it’s cool
Took me about 60 hours which is CRAZY,, I call this one The Quark Family when I’m talking about it (which seems apt) and I’ve literally crammed so many references and details and hours into this my life feels so empty without it. Tumblr is butchering the image quality but that’s just what it is ig,,, I’ve tried and I can’t seem to fix it
Progress shots and closeups under the cut (and a full list of the references and stuff I crammed in in the tags bc I have to know that they’re all noticed)
#we’re looking through their mirror btw in case that doesn’t come across#gonna be a lot of tags sorry for that#Some of these little details may be incredibly obv or not super subtle anyway but I wanna be thorough#the posters on the wall are the 2 ferengi tv shows boimler watches in ld#btwn them is nog’s old report card#he’s got a c- in history a b in bajoran an a+ in math (bc he’s good w engineering) and c’s in science and math#the note on the side says “nog is a great kid but he needs to do his homework -KO”#there’s nail polish everywhere bc obv#top shelf odo is hiding in a bottle spying on quark next to the rules of acquisition#middle shelf are quark’s action figures that moogie gave him#the yellow one is doing a sailor moon pose#ds9 snow globe and baseball cap next to baseball on last shelf bc they’re obsessed#there’s a baseball bat agains the chair too#the torn poster next to nog is a vic fontaine poster quark tore down bc he won’t advertise the enemy#the paper on the table is a spreadsheet detailing quark’s current purchase/sales on yamok sauce (yes ik they don’t use paper)#the cups/bottles are root beer raktajink and sluggo cola (from ld) respectively#on the shelf btwn quark and not there’s one of those golden ferengi busts quark prays to#next to it the three bottles are romulan ale kanar and bajoran spring wine respectively#the rug IS the trans flag in case you were wondering bc ds9 canonically has trans carpets it only makes sense#leeta has a bottle of prophets perfume#the eyeshadow pallete on the table in front of them is quark’s#the papers by that are profit assessments for the bar for the week#rom has a bottle of tooth polish#rom and nog are both wearing bajoran earrings bc leeta#now that I’m typing this all out I have so many other references and details that I wish I added in#quark#rom#leeta#nog#jake sisko
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me posting danlou art? it’s more likely than you’d think
#me personally? i’d have jumped across the table#daniel is stronger than me#iwtv#interview with the vampire#amc interview with the vampire#fanart#interview with the vampire fanart#louis de pointe du lac#artists on tumblr#daniel molloy#danlou#fan comic#comic
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Barcus kissing me-DLC when?!?
#pst larian *slides a fiver and some lint from my pocket across the table*#i need the barcussy larian#bg3#barcus wroot#dark urge#bg3 parris#iinadraws
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hiya, trainers! lisia here o/ today at bulba HQ, blanc and i got handed this pokémon we've never seen before... we're not really sure how to take care of it, but maybe with enough notes it might transform...? or maybe something will happen if we wait long enough regardless, we're not very sure! if you have any suggestions please tell us!!
#please help us trainers .#it's flopping around our kitchen table right now and we're both not really sure what to do but it looks happy?????? -lisia#like to charge reblog to cast#zygarde#pokemon#bulbagarden#april fool's day#april fools#gaming#zygarde core#(i hope this doesn't come across as notes begging btw sincerely.. hoping this can be a fun 'how much will this little guy grow?' thing!)#pokeblogging#pokeblr
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The Greek gods enjoying their time on a tavern 🤌🏻🍷🍻
#guess who gets more drunk and definitely will dance a lot of zeibekiko#greek mythology#my art#greek gods#dionysus#ariadne#hera#zeus#apollo#artemis#hermes#ares#Aphrodite#hades#Persephone#poseidon#Hephaestus#yes Hephaestus is judging across the table#and i am thinking of starting making Zeus younger#he's a god after all he can appear as he pleases#dionysus is not missing a chance to gossip to his wife#the trio is also in deep conversation or just are very comfused by Apollo's monologues#anyway the couples together of course#tagamemnon
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I think it would be incredibly fun if Caldarus defaults to Dad/Big Brother mode when the player is pursuing any of the other romance candidates. Like, after you start dating, he could say something like "The winds tell me that you have fallen in love with one of the townsfolk. Love is a beautiful thing, but you must choose yours carefully. I want to see you happy with someone who deserves you." Then you get a dialogue prompt to tell him who it is, and he could have different reactions for each of them.
"Ah, Celine, is it? She is a gentle soul, and a good friend to nature. Though I worry that her gentleness may impede her ability to protect you from harm..."
"Balor? Are you....certain about this? He strikes me as the kind of man who attracts danger... Ah, I'm sorry. Of course you have the right to your own heart. That being said, I will be keeping an eye on him from now on..."
"March...? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I see."
#niki rambles#fields of mistria#fom caldarus#i wanna bring my boyfriend over for dinner so my dragon dad can stare daggers at him across the table
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BOTW Zelda is truly the best, and the Zelda we've always deserved, and I love her. Do you know she fought Calamity Ganon alone for literally 100 years?
#me getting louder leaning over the table closer to the person across the booth while they desperately try to call the waiter:#do you know what being trapped in life or death combat for 100 years would do to someone psychologically??#botw zelda#botw ganon#calamity ganon#ganon#zelda#princess zelda#the legend of zelda#arts
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