#ada's shitposts

[solidssnakeass]

[dennisboobs]

imagine balding for ten years and doing everything in your power to stop it and hide it and then this audacious cunt shows up after crashing out and shaving his shit off just getting to be his big beautiful bald self all out in the open like that

[okitanoniisan]

[dennisboobs]

my oc dengus rennles

i made a character sheet. free to use as you wish, feel free to change whatever you want XD open source ass thing. spent all of ~maybe an hour on it.

Credit: the text in the insert-image box comes from this video, and the text for the top three lines (intense, complex, fruity) comes from this post. The actual image was made with the free NBOS character sheet creator, which is a sort of dated but free and solid text-layout sheet maker intended for ttrpg style character sheet creation.

[grilde1chesse]

resident evil

[batknot]

I think Lord Byron is my favorite historical figure ever. He wrote Don Juan, his daughter invented computers, he was a raging bisexual, he had a twink sugar baby he spent 70k modern usd on in 6 months, he wore haircurlers to bed, he kept sleeping with his cousins, he was an antivaxxer, he's a vegetarian with an eating disorder, he had a pet bear in college as a protest, he hated historical artifact looters, he made his dog's tombston bigger than his own, he had to sleep in his gondala after fights with one of his mistresses, he helped write Frankenstein and the Vampyre, he's the inspiration for all OP male leads, he had a crazy fanbase, he wouldnt stop adopting stray animals.

anywayz I can't slutshame him because frankly he earned all his bitches fair and square

[feraeon]

Tennant and her totally real not clickbait 24 carat diamond labewbew ♥️

[tamanegi-san]

I love it when anime characters randomly have their glasses glow white (its so goofy)

[pink-strawberry-kissess]

[chrisredfieldsfattie]

RE as twt/tmblr screenshots in my camera roll

[welivetodream]

*Valentine's day in Ada*

Dazai: Fufu...no one is giving me chocolate here, how rude. Is my popularity dying?

Kunikida: can you focus on your work then?

Atsushi: what's Valentine's day

Yosano: you give chocolates and other gifts to the person you love

*later*

Atsushi, giving Dazai chocolates: here, for you!

Dazai:....w-h-a-t

Atsushi: Yosano-san said I should give chocolates to the person who I love. But there are so many! So Kyouka-chan and I made chocolates for everyone. Here Kunikida-san!

Kyouka: the glasses one is for you

Kunikida:thanks... I'll keep it

Atsushi: we made a whole bag for Ranpo-san

Ranpo, eyes shining: I love valentine's day

Yosano: these are so cute guys!! Aww

Dazai: excuse me, there's something in my eyes

*Dazai rushes out*

Yosano: did he go to cry?

Naomi: Dazai-san is crying???

Junichiro: now we have seen everything

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Dazai: (spontaneously combusts due to rare emotions)

[p0lt-3r-g31st]

Its 2 in the morning

I fear that i only ever use digital art for shitposts

[dennisboobs]

[catalysmic]

[poorly-drawn-bsd]

fukuzawa as santa and the agency folks as silly little elves

Merry Christmas everyone!

[grilde1chesse]

they wanted him dead for his big sad blue eyes and baby face