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pt II our flag means death but I've never watched it
HELLO OFMD FANDOM! It's the Good Omens Mascot and Resident Dumbass, back again for part II. First, let's clear the air of all controversy!
Some of you lovely maggots were kind enough to warn me about certain discourse about a salad spoon and also about a certain gentleman named Izzy. I was warned not to make assumptions and not to take sides, and I hear some members had to leave the fandom for a while because it got toxic. Maggots. All the rest of you. Worry not about me. I'm here to unite the OFMD fandom! How, you ask? By being so undeniably stupid in my own opinions that you all will have to unite to disagree with me. You underestimate the power of my dumbassery. Well, let's not dilly dally and dawdle, here's the updated summary:
I have been informed there is cannibalism on this ship but it is not real. Someone pretends to eat someone and then their wife helps them fake their death while they run away from the ship though their lover wanted them to run to China.
There are BDSM lesbians, which is honestly such a slay, Pinterest has let me down by not informing me of that when I made Part I. I will no longer be using Pinterest a reliable source in future academic essays.
Mermaid Stede performs necromancy while a song called Kate Bush plays (I don't know who this is, a politician? Idk whether of US or UK).
Gravy Basket is a destination and Buttons is a sea witch and there is educational stabbing. Buttons is then a bird because of the BDSM lesbians.
There is a lady who is extremely beautiful and intimidating and powerful and she has twenty husbands and I assumed incorrectly that you were all talking about a Jack Russel terrier.
Let's start with the controversy! Izzy. Secondary protagonist or antagonist? Good or bad? Kindly father figure or homoerotically charged friend? Necessary death or not? No no no. Behold:
I present a new question, a hot take sizzling from the pan: Did Izzy really exist?
Personally, I firmly believe that no, he did not. I believe that the rum on the ship was spiked with hallucinogens.
Izzy was simply the manifestation of Ed's Freudian subconscious, taking the shape of a human being, vaguely resembling a humanoid potato Ed was forced to boil as a kid. I was a psychology student with a final grade of 99% and I accept only destructive criticism on my posts thank you. Feel free to discuss whether he boiled the potato in a fit of rage or whether he was forced to.
There are assorted Ned's, Mary's and an uncertain number of Jeff's on ship.
One of the Jeff's is an accountant, and there is a nonbinary talking sword named Jim. Actually I'm not sure if they talk.
Love you all, rooting for the show to be renewed.
REMINDERS. Be polite to each other in the reblogs, on tumblr reblogs spread posts and not likes (which don't do anything for visibility) unlike other social media sites, but MOST IMPORTANTLY.
I ACCEPT ONLY DESTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, THIS BLOG IS A GODLESS, LAWLESS LAND, AND ALL RAGE AT EACH OTHER MUST BE REDIRECTED AT ME. UNDERSTOOD? YAY.
#good omens mascot#weirdly specific but ok#asmi#maggots#lgbtqia#renew as a crew#adopt ofmd#ofmd#ofmd fandom#pirate omens#our flag means gay#our flag means death#omfd summary#omfd izzy#izzy hands#ofmd meta#ofmd discourse#spanish jackie#stede bonnet#blackbeard#ed x stede#blackbonnet#gentlebeard
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I'm not crying you're crying 😭 Thanks to whoever put together this masterpiece.
A crew for life 💜🖤🏴☠️
#ofmd#our flag means death#rhys darby#taika waititi#stede bonnet#gentlebeard#blackbonnet#edward teach#ofmd s2#ed teach#saveofmd#save our flag means death#save ofmd crew#save ofmd#adopt our crew#renew as a crew#adopt ofmd#Instagram
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Would love to see this screen on Netflix for less than 5 seconds.
#save ofmd#renew as a crew#adopt ofmd#Netflix should adopt our flag means death#our flag means death#yes I just re-watched Blue Eye Samurai#ofmd on Netflix
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I genuinely started crying at the last sentence. I was not prepared for this😭😍💜🖤
Pirate Daddy bringing us wholesome messaging and a hopeful outlook for OFMD to be picked up by another platform??? Happy Saturday, my loves!
Plus, we're his friends 😭😭😭

#our flag means death#proud pirate daddy#ofmd#renew as a crew#save ofmd#saveofmd#ofmd season 3#save our flag means death#be a lighthouse#renew our flag means death#our flag means gay#pirate daddy#David Jenkins#adoptofmd#adopt ofmd#adopt our flag means death
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didn't mean to forget sharing this with tumblr friends
#ofmd#our flag means death#blackbonnet#my draws#edward teach#gentlebeard#save our flag means death#adopt our crew#stede bonnet#save ofmd#yes i know i spelled his name wrong. no i don't care
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stede bunnet
#no thoughts just ed and his emotional support bunny#i felt like a genius coming up with stede bunnet this better make you laugh#because im still giggling over it#praying that his name is anything close to this because i need it#fun fact my bunny who sadly passed away in 2020 looked exactly like the one ed adopts and it made me cry a bit seeing that scene#her name was soe and I changed my username for her#she was the most prcious baby she got me through all the hardships#so I believe stede bunnet can do that for ed too#ofmd#ofmd 2#our flag means death#our flag means death 2#ofmd fanart#edward teach#taika waititi#blackbeard#ofmd 2 fanart#my art#digital art
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some hope these days
#stick figure#seabird#our flag means death#ofmd stede#ed ofmd#ofmd fanart#ofmd mermay 2024#mermay 2024#mermay day 6#save ofmd#adopt our crew#merstede#stede bonnet
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SOBBING


#ofmd#our flag means death#save ofmd#adopt our crew#vico ortiz#ofmd season 3#save our flag means death#wee john wednesday#weejohnwondays
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#Boyfriends' Bar & Grill & Edibles dot inc
#ofmd#our flag means death#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#ofmd memes#ofmd crack#ofmdmemes#edward teach#stede bonnet#ed teach#ofmd gifs#ofmdaily#ofmdsource#ofmdedit#ofmd edit#ofmd text post#save ofmd#adopt our crew#tumblr text post#my gifs#coming soon to a vending machine near you ✌️
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#our flag means death#ofmd#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#izzy hands#saveofmd#save our flag means death#adopt our crew
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im sorry there will never be another show that can give me gay golden-haired cringefail romantic hero crying over dead body of his beloved princess who falsely believes they’re unlovable while fantasy mermaid version of himself revives them from purgatory while real life actors of both characters submerge themselves underwater and act it out no cgi just swimming around with absolute tenderness and that’s why this show is irreplaceable
#sobs in front on the Apple TV headquarters#somebody save my beautiful show#ofmd#our flag means death#adopt our crew#gentlebeard#blackbonnet#renew as a crew#stede bonnet#ed teach#I���ve read so many posts about this scene today and it has taken over my whole brain#the innkeeper my beloved#ofmd my beloved
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I don't think I'll ever be emotionally over the beautiful queer journey represented by these two kisses.
Firstly, we have Stede, a repressed gay man who has probably never even entertained the idea of loving a man, being kissed by a man for the first time and (although enjoying it) clearly being a little bit stunned and nervously keeping his hands down because he has no idea what to do with them.
And then we have Stede a few months later, the very next time he gets a chance to kiss that same man, having gone on such a journey of self-discovery that he's absolutely figured out who he is, and what he wants, and this time he's ready to grab what he wants with those same hands (literally).
Stede Bonnet is the character of all time and I could cry for thirty million years over his gorgeous arc of queer discovery, queer love, and queer joy.
#ofmd#our flag means death#our flag means gay#ed x stede#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#stede bonnet#stede fucking bonnet#edward teach#save ofmd#renew as a crew#adopt our crew#queer media
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Our Bonnet lies over the ocean
Our Bonnet lies over the sea
Our Bonnet deserves a third season
Please give us Our Flag season three!
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This is Ed and Stede
And this is Taika and Rhys
#ofmd#our flag means death#rhys darby#taika waititi#gentlebeard#THANK YOU SAMBA#THEY FEIGNING A KISS?????#they are a MENACE#I can't stop thinking about taika's:#“rhys keeps messing up because he wants to kiss me more haha”#adopt our crew#save ofmd
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shop / sticker club
#our flag means death#ofmd fanart#save ofmd#renew as a crew#adopt our crew#gentlebeard#i dreamed we got a calypso bday kiss and like ok cool thanks brain for the free idea#i love them and i miss them every day
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I had respect for this vision
#ofmd#our flag means death#edward teach#save our flag means death#adopt our crew#my art#my draws#artists on tumblr
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