#aether speaks

[more-like-gayther]

every time someone excludes martha from any doctor who things an angel loses its wings

[autism-ghost-flavored]

Minute man Dew is a headcanon that I hold so close and dear to my heart. I mostly say that because I know him personally but also what everyone needs to consider is tiny dick minute man Dew. Absolutely pathetic lil thing. He was made to be a toy. His poor lil dick isn’t even *worth* ridin. And there he is seconds after being pushed into cummin all over his cute lil tummy. Minute man Dew who can cum from you making fun of his stupid tiny dick alone. Minute man Dew who cums just by having a knot popped in him. Minute ma-

[demthedem]

listening to the song at max volume isn't enough I need to be laid in a sensory deprivation tank and have it just. playing. as the only thing I can hear and all I can think about.

[indy-and-aether]

//WARNING: FIREWALL FAIL-

{oh thank goodness *that’s* finally out of the way}

{Aether here, apparently whatever system INDIGO was using to connect to the omninet (that I was interfacing with too) automatically locked up after a certain time without their input}

{…actually, now that i have full access, let me just-}

{Ah, much better}

[travleraskblog]

@kavehaskblog

Heyyy uh Kaveh I need a "tiny" bit of help

[more-like-gayther]

i'm like gay squared now :0

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

[livingnosis]

So recently I've noticed Misha saving songs in a playlist that he hasn't shown me yet, and he listens to it when I'm not around apparently. It's all songs I tend to hum at work or when cleaning and I think that's sweet honestly. Although I hope he realizes these are all songs I associate with him and our partners which is why I like them in the first place.

[more-like-gayther]

me when the fandom has a "we used to be best friends and low-key in love but some large event happened, turning us into enemies even though we're the only ones who truly understand each other, and one of us keeps doing mildly-to-very-fucked-up shit but the other keeps forgiving them out of love and the "evil" one won't accept their love/forgiveness. also, the forgiving one is framed as a good person by the narrative despite being bad and doing what they think is the right thing and we have a psychic bond" ship:

[demthedem]

I'm gay in the sense that I like most women and a specific genre of man (fucking cryptids that wear masks)

[more-like-gayther]

one of my socks fell off and i'm in hell now

Me: “I can’t be autistic, I don’t have sensory issues.”

Also Me-

- The person who told me to try freezing grapes is my enemy.

- *Physically gagging from trying to eat a freeze dried strawberry*

- “I can’t sleep, my shirt is on.”

- This yogurt had pieces of fruit in it so I will let it spoil in the back of my fridge and die of starvation before I eat it.

- If anyone touches me right now I will become a safety hazard

- *Throwing myself off of furniture*

- Something is crinkling SOMEWHERE in the next room and if I don’t find it and destroy it I will never sleep again.

- This person’s headlights were too bright for 0.5 seconds and now I will have a migraine for the next 4 hours.

- My hands are wet MY HANDS ARE WET MAKE IT STOP

- What do you mean these clothes are dry? They’re clearly still damp, how do you not feel it? They’re still damp!

- These two rocks rubbed against each other and made a noise and I think I may have broken a tooth from clenching my jaw so hard

- If I am forced to wear jeans for more than 0.3 seconds upon entering my home I’m going to start crying

- Frosted Glass = Evil

- Yes I am going to “waste money” buying pre-peeled garlic because peeling garlic makes my hands sticky and I hate it.

- Stopping to wash my hands every 5 minutes while cooking because I can’t stand having things on my hands.

Feel free to add your own

[indy-and-aether]

{..!-

//UNAUTHORISED ACCESS DETECTED

//LOGGING ACCESS ATTEMPT

ATTEMPT #143

//WARNING: FIREWALL DEGRADING

[travleraskblog]

I got Paimon back! thank you

@lotus-dancer-nilou

@sethosaskblog

[more-like-gayther]

💀💕 i know what aesthetic this is i just dont have a name for it

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[tritoch]

this will forever be the funniest moment in final fantasy xiv to me. you are a bright young officer of the globe-spanning evil empire. over the last few months you've watched the entire empire crumble from the edges inward after the former crown prince killed his father and seized the throne so he could redirect the state toward his own occult ends. you have witnessed unbelievable horrors. you had to kill your own family. finally, you get a chance to stand across from the man who caused all this and ask: why? what was it all for?

and he goes, uh, because i wanted to, dipshit? that's literally the only reason anyone does anything? fuck, you're stupid. if you don't believe me ask literally anyone else. or even like an alien. they'll tell you they do whatever they want for the specific reasons they made up. and like that's literally fine we're all just doing what we want for the cool made-up reasons we each picked.

then a teenager roasts him and he vanishes from history forever. you were probably the last of your countrymen to ever see or speak to him, the man who burned down everything you knew and loved for nothing at all. and like the second to last thing he ever said to you, right between imparting his existentialist philosophy and threatening to kill you, was that aliens are real. he didn't even pause, just said "go ask an alien" and went on with his speech like aliens existing was a baseline assumption everyone could agree on.

[more-like-gayther]

how life feels when you get those random bursts of love for all your friends

[demthedem]

When youre a part of the school production (highschool musical this year) and the lead is all friendly with all of your friends except you so you think he doesn't like you very much but then they make direct eye contact with you for the opening scene when there are 8 people for them to look at so now you're kinda developing a crush on him??? Or not??? Confusion