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purplepixel · 1 year ago
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Pixel your passive aggressive love/hate relationship with The OverallsTM is both extremely relatable and highly entertaining.
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I'm having a moment where I'm looking at the fandom and going HUH??? This is so silly.
Like do we genuinely like this design? Or are we so starved for rise content that we are taking what we can and going wild over it? I don't want to diminish people's excitement and fascination over Donnie's future design, but I gotta be real here.
*Black panther voice*: Give this man a belt
Don't get me wrong, the whole thing is pretty funny, and I've seen some great art commenting on his outfit, but for a canon design, I'm not a fan.
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cheeseknives · 8 days ago
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Tonight... James buys a piece of cheeese.
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the-mighty-toast-wizard · 5 months ago
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Yall
Rex changed his name because he is literally a clone of Rex and is trying to keep his memory alive
He isn't trying to become Rex. He's quite clearly his own person
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st4rryyynight · 1 year ago
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★hm. urh. shook, shocked, surprised erm.★
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👾| NON COLOURED VERSION ↓
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shortqueershakespeare · 6 months ago
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Still very salty about how much 8 years of binding ruined my lung capacity
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stuffedeggplants · 1 year ago
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Filoni repeatedly ignoring other artists' established work when it suits him aside, I don't think it's necessarily a huge issue that Morgan Elsbeth originates the earliest concept of what eventually becomes the TIE Defender program. There's a lot of blank space in her story during which she can take an interest in engineering and ship design, and if she's been watching/paying attention to the Imperial military for a long time, maybe it's not completely unreasonable that she could have identified a space that could be better filled by something like the Defender. That doesn't contradict Thrawn advocating for such a program, getting it, and pulling together all the people and resources he needs to turn Elsbeth's PowerPoint slides into reality. Thrawn doesn't need to be an engineer for this; he just needs to bring engineers together and enable them however he can to make things happen.
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sarcasmic-skies · 2 years ago
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i cant even apologize for tg posting i really cant…. the brainrot is perpetual…. i just watched tg & tgm back to back for 8hrs today so it’s spiking this week in particular
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pikslasrce · 2 years ago
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for someone who allegedly wants to have a 'whimsical' and 'alternative' style i sure dont have many accessories....
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ectopuppy · 4 months ago
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ah fuck i forgot the glitter on her skirt
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undistortedworld · 6 months ago
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reminds me that i do still need to fix hensheng aaa
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cuntphoric · 3 months ago
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you’ve been skipping class, flunking labs, and now you’re in his office with a bad throbbing ache between your legs and an even badder grade
you don’t even bother knocking when you walk into his office, because he’s the one who told you to “come in after hours if you want to fix this."
he’s lounging behind his desk like he always is, legs spread wide, shirt unbuttoned just enough to show a sliver of his chest. those ridiculous black sunglasses are perched low on his nose, and when he sees you he smiles.
“look who finally showed up,” he sighed, gesturing lazily to the stack of unfinished lab reports on his desk. “thought you’d given up.”
you shift awkwardly, heart pounding that you swore that felt like . “i just.. didn’t know what to say.”
“good thing you’re not here to talk, then,” he murmurs, pushing his glasses back up. “you’ve been slacking all semester. skipping lectures, half assing labs.. think i wouldn’t notice?”
you try to look apologetic, but it’s hard to think when he stands up and walks toward you, all tall, slow, and hot as hell. he stops when he’s just behind you, so close you can feel the heat of him against your back.
he stops just behind you. doesn’t touch. doesn’t even breathe too loud. but he’s there. close enough to set your skin on fire.
“so,” he says, voice lower now, almost lazy. “what are you gonna do to make up for it?”
you swallow hard. it’s too quiet in the room, and his words feel like a trap you’re already tangled in. “i don’t know,” you mumble, not trusting yourself to meet his eyes. “whatever you think is fair..”
he lets that hang for a second. then laughs softly. “you’re asking me to decide what’s fair?” his breath brushes your neck now, and you feel it—finally, his fingers ghosting over your hip like he’s testing how far you’ll let him go. “baby, that’s dangerous.”
you say nothing. can’t. your pulse is screaming under your skin.
he leans closer, like he’s about to bite out something cruel, but he doesn’t. just murmurs, “you walk in here after weeks of disappearing and tell me whatever i think is fair? you sure you wanna give me that kind of control?”
“i’m here, aren’t i?” you whisper.
his hand finally settles on your waist, grounding, a little too firm. “yeah,” he says. “you are.”
but he doesn’t move. doesn’t do anything, not yet. just lets the tension stretch and snap in the silence, dragging it out because he wants you to squirm.
“bend over the desk,” he says quieter now, “just so we can talk.”
you hesitate this time. you know what he’s capable of when you’re like this - open, stupid with need, desperate for something rough to erase the guilt of failing repeatedly pooling in your chest. but still, you lean forward, hands braced, chest against the desk’s cold edge.
he stands behind you but doesn’t touch. just talks.
“do you even know what you want?” he asks, tone unreadable. “or are you just hoping i’ll figure it out for you?”
your mouth is dry. “i want to fix it.”
he hums. “no, you want to get fucked and pretend that fixes it.”
your breath catches.
“you think showing up wet and pathetic is the same as putting in work?” he presses a hand between your shoulder blades, not to hold you down, but just feel you. “you think that’s gonna cut it?” he sighs.
can this man just do something—
oh. and then—then—you hear the belt.
you don’t hesitate. your hands brace against the cool wood as you feel him behind you, tugging at your waistband, baring you like you’re some toy he gets to play with when the lab’s closed.
and then you hear it. the soft click of his belt.
“count for me,” he says.
the first strike is loud and hot and sharp, making your hips jerk forward and your breath catch in your throat.
“one,” you gasp.
“you can take more than that, right?” he murmurs, and god, he sounds pleased.
he spanks you again, then again, harsh and slow, pausing just enough to let the sting settle before the next. by the seventh you’re trembling, thighs pressed tight, skin burning.
by the twelfth you’re dripping, trying not to grind against the desk to get some- any kind of friction. he leans forward, pressing a kiss just under your ear, voice thick.
“look at you,” he breathes. “all shaky already. i haven’t even fucked you yet.”
when he finally pulls his cock out, he drags the tip along your slit just to pull a reaction out of you and then he pushes in, all at once, no warning, making your body jolt forward as he buries himself deep.
he fucks you like he’s trying to drill the periodic table into your spine—slow at first, grinding deep, then picking up pace until the desk creaks under you. one hand tangled in your hair, the other gripping your hip, dragging you back onto him like he owns you.
“gonna fix that grade right here,” he pants. “maybe if i fuck you dumb enough, you’ll stop skipping class.”
you’re crying out now, clenching around him, brain static.
“f-fuck—professor—”
he groans, hips stuttering as he slams into you harder, until your legs give and your moans turn into needy whines. and when he comes, it’s with a low growl and a handful of your hair in his fist, cock buried so deep it feels like he’s made a mark inside.
you stay there, folded over the desk, skin warm and used, every nerve fried and twitching. the world’s gone fuzzy around the edges, and your thighs are trembling, stuck between the aftershock and the hot cum inside.
he slides out antagonizingly slow. his hands stay on your hips a second longer than they need to, thumbs brushing over the marks he left. then he leans in, and you feel the scratch of his stubble as he kisses the base of your spine—soft and mocking.
his voice is a low purr when he speaks.
“look at you,” he murmurs. “can’t even stand up straight.”
you groan, forehead still pressed to the desk, too gone to argue.
he pulls your panties back up with a tenderness that doesn’t match anything that just happened, then palms your ass one last time that felt too smug.
“extra credit approved,” he says, and when you glance back, he’s buttoning his shirt as if he didn’t just rearrange your guts.
the belt’s still hanging loose around his hips. his smile’s a little crooked. and he’s already reaching for a red pen.
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yanderedrabbles · 6 months ago
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Yandere Yakuza - Valentine's Special
Romance is in the air and a certain yakuza is keen to teach you all about Valentine's traditions in Japan. Word Count: 4.2k Male Yandere x Fem Reader Mini Sequel to Yandere! Yakuza
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As a hostess, you've been looking forward to Valentine's Day. Guests are notorious for spending big and tipping even bigger when romance is in the air.
One problem though. Your yakuza boyfriend does not approve.
"You don't have to work on Valentine's. My Family owns the club. I should get a say."
You ignore his complaining and the arms wrapped around your waist. You're focused on your makeup and no handsome, dangerous yakuza is going to distract you.
He changes tactics. "Onegaiya de? [Please?] Pretty please?"
You sigh and reach up to run your fingers through his hair. "Of course I want to stay home with you. But I need money. If you've forgotten, my brother still owes you. And besides, the house mother told me to come in today."
He frowns. "Naze? [Why?]"
"I'm very good at my job, that's why."
You manage to finish both your lashes and your lipstick before he speaks up again.
"Kurabu ni issho ni ikimasu. [I'm coming with you to the club.]"
You aren't surprised. It seems like he spends all his free time as your customer. As though being in a relationship isn't enough. As though he wants to have you both during and after work.
You turn and plant a kiss on his cheek. You leave behind a lipstick mark that he's in no hurry to wipe off. "If you want to spend all your money on me, I'm definitely not going to complain."
He grins in that lazy way of his and loops his arms fully around your waist. "Anata wa watashi no kanojodesu [you're my girl]. Who else would I spend my cash on?"
He drives you to work with one hand on your thigh. It gives you butterflies - the warmth of his skin bleeding through the fabric of your dress, the way he sometimes squeezes the meat of your leg like he subconsciously wants to remind himself that you're still there.
When he opens the car door for you, he brushes his lips past your ear. "Got a real nice surprise for you later."
You stop and pretend to fix your heels so you can look up at him through your lashes. "Is it the same surprise as last time? Because I loved that one."
Big, scary guy that he is, you think you can still see him swallow and freeze when you look up at him like that. He takes you hand and steadies you but the eyes that trace over your body are hooded, unreadable. "Not what I had in mind this time, no."
He inhales sharply when you step past him and 'accidentally' brush your hand over his belt.
"Too bad," you say, "I love that thing you do with your tongue."
It takes him a second to catch up with you. When he does, he wraps his arm around your waist and hisses in your ear.
"Anta, ijiwaruya na. [You unbearable tease]."
You can't help but smile. Personally, you'd describe yourself as an unbearable, romantic tease. It being Valentine's and all.
You're honestly looking forward to spending your shift with him. Even though he's started calling himself your kareshi, he still doesn't talk about himself much. You're not offended by it. There are a thousand little ways you've pieced together his past. The way he likes his sake hot and the way he turns his nose up at high end sushi, the way he holds his cigarette when he smokes and the way he can flick a match on his thumb. It all tells you a bit more than he'd probably like you to know. And each date you go on, each shift that he spends entirely focused on you, is just another opportunity for you to untangle the mystery that is your yakuza.
Unfortunately, the boss has other plans. You don't even get a chance to sit down before one of the other enforcers pulls him aside. He frowns at whatever the man is saying and then quickly presses a kiss to your forehead.
"Gomen ya de, daisukinahito. Shigotoya nen. [Sorry love. Gotta work]."
He's out the door before you can even object. The house mother narrows in on your table and less than a minute later she has a client seated across from you. She's built a habit of trying to cram as many customers into your schedule as possible when your boyfriend isn't around to steal you away. You can almost admire her dedication.
The first client of the night is a salaryman already happily flushed with drink. He tips you well, buys you several rounds of expensive drinks and gives you a drunken kiss on the cheek before he leaves. A very typical Valentine's date.
You get through a few more without any issues. Mostly businessmen not willingly to go home to an empty apartment. Your wallet gets noticeably fatter after each one. It's long past midnight when things finally go sour.
You're touching up your lipstick when the yakuza walk through the door. You can tell what they are at first glance. And worse, you know these aren't the usual guys.
You expect trouble. You aren't sure when you developed an instinct for yakuza business, but you know that the newcomers most definitely aren't part of the Family.
You try and watch them as subtly as you can. One of the regular enforcers goes up to meet them and - surprisingly - leads them to the back of the club.
The group passes right next to you. You keep your eyes on your compact and lipstick like you've never seen anything quite so interesting as YSL Loveshine. At the last second you look up, and straight into the eyes of a bleached blonde gangster with a mean smile. He must have been looking at you already, because he shoots you a playboy wink.
On instinct, you bow your head. Even if they weren't your Family, it wasn't a good idea to be caught lacking in respect.
When they're finally gone, you sigh in relief. Talk about scary. Those guys looked like their favourite pastime was baseball; the faces and knee cap variety.
You're about to get up and take your break when something makes you look over your shoulder. The blonde yakuza is leaning against the wall just outside the staff-only door. And looking straight at you.
Oh, please not today. You already have one yakuza in your bed and almost constantly blowing up you phone. You want absolutely nothing to do with Mr Tall, Blonde and Evil.
No such luck. He says something to the enforcer next to him and beelines towards you. Eyes locked on yours.
He slides in next to you - not across where a client would normally sit. You shift over to make room for him and wonder if there's something in the water that makes you particularly noticeable to men with a nicotine and tattoo addiction.
"Omae, jitto mi teruyan ka. Na n ya, kiniitta n kai, kawaī ko. [I noticed you staring. Like what you see, pretty girl?]"
His voice is raspier than your boyfriend's. And meaner too.
You can just...pretend to not speak Japanese. But one look at the blond's sharp, lazy smile tells you he'll know you for a liar the second you open your mouth.
"Omaeni mo onaji ko to kiitē wa, ikemen-san. [I could ask you the same thing, pretty boy.]"
He laughs, "She's got an attitude! Not scared of a big, scary yakuza?"
"Are you supposed to be telling me that about yourself?" You lean your chin on your palm and tilt your head. "What if I'm a cop?"
"Then you can put me in handcuffs right now." He let's his eyes roam down your body. "I'll happily do whatever you want, officer."
Okay. Pervert yakuza number two added to your collection. Could you get out of this somehow? A client is a client but you don't want to be next to him any longer than necessary.
"Don't you want a girl who can speak Japanese? I'm still not very good."
"What I want? We won't really be talking if we do what I want."
He pulls out a pack of cigarettes from his jacket and lights one with an easy flick of his lighter. He inhales deeply and let's the smoke out of his nose, like a dragon.
"You got a boyfriend?"
That really does seem to be the first question these guys ask you. What happened to 'how are you?' and 'here's a fat stack of cash, do you want it?'
"Yes." You shrug, like this is just a casual conversation with another client and not a rival with a gun under his suit jacket. "He's part of the Family."
"Wakatta wa. [I see]." He offers you a pull of his cigarette. You almost decline, but you look into his eyes - a dark hazel - and realise what a bad idea that would be.
He holds your gaze as he presses the cigarette against your lips. You pull on it as lightly as you can, the tip flaring a bright orange.
It burns your throat and you turn away from him to cough out the smoke. God, that stuff is awful. Why the hell is your man always lighting one if this is what they taste like?
When you turn back to him, the yakuza is studying the cigarette. Your lipstick left a stain on the filter. Slowly, he brings it to his lips and covers the place where your own lips were. He pulls in deeply and tilts his head back, eyes closed.
"Sweeter than normal," he breathes.
Nope. Nope. Nope. It's flattering really, but you aren't an idiot. You don't want your boyfriend's rival sitting so close to you, you don't want him looking at you with eyes like liquid honey and you most definitely don't want him calling you sweet.
If you could telepathically summon your boyfriend, you would. Unfortunately, he's busy with whatever it is they took him off to do, and you're stuck making conversation with a man who's arm keeps inching tighter and tighter around your shoulders.
You try to stand up and excuse yourself, but he wraps a palm around your thigh and pulls you back down without even trying.
"I need to pee," you tell him. He grins, cigarette casting his features in shadow.
"Perfect. I'm really thirsty."
Alright then. Ultimate host club perv discovered. It's almost a relief. You were worried your boyfriend would continue to hold that unenviable title.
You're about to say something - probably along the lines of it would go down even better with a vodka chaser - when your boyfriend finally arrives. You can tell it's him by the way he let's the door almost slam shut behind him. (You've tried working on that but every time you bring it up, he just says that you're so cute when you're bossy and won't you please take that tone with him later tonight?)
The blonde must have followed your line of sight, because his grip gets just a little tighter on you. "That your boyfriend?"
He's already heading toward your table and his frown spells trouble.
"Yep." You wonder if the blonde would listen to you if you tried to warn him away. You doubt it.
Your yakuza's hair is messy and his sleeves are still rolled to his elbows. He must have come straight from whatever job he got called away for.
He stops right in front of you, his arms crossed.
"Times up," he says simply. "Her shift is over."
The blonde takes another pull from his cigarette. "This your girl?"
Your boyfriend tenses, "Un. Kanojo wa watashi no monodesu. [Yeah. She's mine]."
You can almost feel the room getting colder. Your boyfriend flicks his eyes at the other yakuza standing at the back of the club.
"What are you doing here?"
"Boss had business with your side of things. Said I could throw back. Sample the goods." Blondie runs his palm up your thigh. "I'd have risked coming over ages ago, if I knew you had such cute pieces."
Your boyfriend narrows his eyes. "Times. Up. She's got another date waiting."
The blonde yakuza makes a show of looking at his wristwatch. "Looks like I've still got five more minutes."
"Your watch is late." Every word is bitten off and curt. You've seen him serious before, but never like this. Is this what he's like when he's working?
It's easy to forget his job when he's sprawled in your bed with his head on your chest, muttering about letting him sleep for five more minutes. It's easy to forget that he's a gangster who breaks faces for a living. That he's dangerous.
After tonight, you don't think you'll ever forget that fact. It's terrifying to be across from him, even if his glare isn't directed at you.
The moment stretches - taut, awfully tense. Finally, the blonde breaks.
"Tch. I've got shit to do anyway."
He stands up - and just when you're about to sigh in relief - kisses you right on the mouth. You jerk backwards, more surprised than anything else.
He straightens and runs his fingers over his lips. "Even sweeter than I thought."
You scramble out of the booth and grab your boyfriend's arm before he can do anything stupid. The muscles under your palms are already coiled tight and you're terrified to see what might happen if that strength is unleashed.
You bow in a quick, half hearted way. "O jikan o itadaki arigatōgozaimasu. [Thank you for your time]."
And then you're dragging your man out of the club before he can muster any objections.
It's only when the cold February wind is kissing your cheeks that you dare to look over at him. He's looking back at the club, eyes narrowed.
"How long?" he asks quietly.
"Barely even ten minutes," you half lie. "Really. He didn't do anything until you showed up, I promise."
You tug at his hand. "It's late. Let's go home, please?"
He finally looks at you, eyes flat and face blank. That scares you even worse than if he was frothing at the mouth and swearing.
"Alright," he says mechanically, "Let's go home."
Usually you take the train to work or he drives you. So when he starts walking, you don't immediately realise the streets are all wrong. His car is nowhere to be seen.
Even though Spring isn't that far off, this late at night the city is still icy. You wrap your arms around yourself and it doesn't take him long to notice.
"Koko. Kore o kite kudasai. [Here. Wear this]." He pulls off his suit jacket and drapes it across your shoulders. It smells like him - cologne and cigarettes. You aren't sure when, but at some point that scent became the one you associated with safety, with home.
It's quiet. You can't exactly ask him what work he did while he was gone and you most definitely aren't going to mention the club again.
He's the one who finally breaks the silence. "Purezento o moraimashita. [I got you a present]."
He did mention that earlier.
"Can I guess what it is?"
That earns you a half smile."Mochiron. [Sure]."
"Chocolate."
"No. Not this time."
"Hmm... Flowers?"
"They make you sneeze."
True. But what else would he have bought you for Valentine's?
"A puppy?"
He doesn't immediately reply. Eventually, "I really didn't think about that one. Do you...want a puppy?"
You first instinct is to say yes. Who wouldn't want a puppy? Despite having him, your brother, and your friends from the club, Japan is still a lonely place for you. A puppy would remind you of home.
But it would also make Japan your new home. In a way you aren't sure you want. In your mind, it still feels like you'll leave soon, be gone next week or next month, when this debt issue is settled. Even your boyfriend feels temporary. This isn't your country.
"No," you say eventually, "Not yet."
He must be thinking along the same lines as you because at your reply, his smile thins and he looks away from you.
"Nande ya, ano ko ni inu demo kattaro ka. Muriyari ore to ora setaru wa. [Shoulda got her a damn puppy. Force her to stay with me]."
You don't understand Japanese well enough to understand him when he changes his dialect. He manages a smile.
"Not a puppy either. Do you give up?"
You hate losing. You pull his jacket tighter around yourself. "...Yeah I give up."
He slows to a stop."Mewotojite. [Close your eyes]."
He takes your hand in his and lays something in your palm. You open your eyes to see a diamond necklace on a bed on midnight blue velvet. And it's definitely diamond - even in the neon soaked streets of the Red Light District, it sparkles. You gasp.
You're almost scared to touch it. It looks beyond expensive. Like something you pass in a store window and tell yourself maybe someday.
"You like it?"
You look up at him, eyes wide. "It's incredible. I've never... I've never owned something this beautiful."
He looks beyond smug. He plucks it out of the box and in one smooth move has it around your throat. His fingers brush the nape of your neck as he fastens the clip.
If you were on you own, you'd never dare to wear it out on the street. But only a colossal idiot would try and grab it off your neck when there was an armed yakuza right next to you. You shouldn't feel safer in the company of a criminal, but you do. God help you, you do.
He presses a kiss against your temple."Watashi no gārufurendo ni totte saikō no mono dake.[Only the best for my girl]."
It scares you a little - how much he's willing to spend on you. How are you supposed to repay a gift like this?
"Ie ni kaerimashou.[Let's go home]," he coos in your ear.
You laugh and loop your arm through his. "Want me to show you exactly how much I love my gift?"
"Yes." His voice is low and almost strained. "God yes."
It's only when you're halfway down the street that you remember you have something for him too.
"Oh! I almost forgot!" you spin away from him and dig through your handbag. "Ta-da! A hostess at work was telling me that it's usually the girls who give gifts on Valentine's."
You hand over the chocolate you bought him. It's a thick slab with Turkish delight in the centre. You've stuck a plethora of pink and red hearts to the box, each one with a sappy little quote in the centre.
You feel a little silly giving a gift like this to a yakuza of all people. But you also want to do something for your boyfriend, even if it is sickeningly romantic.
You picked up on him liking Turkish delight when your brother bought you a box, and it was mysteriously empty when you got home that day. Your yakuza claimed he didn't touch it, but he tasted suspiciously like rose candy when you kissed him.
He takes it from you carefully. "For me?"
You stand on your toes and loop your arms around his neck.
"Will you be my Valentine?"
He's quiet for a moment or two, looking at you like he just can't understand you. Finally, he pulls you into him and buries his face in your neck. He takes a deep breath, but when he speaks his voice is just a bit unsteady.
"Of course I'll be yours. Ore wa zutto omae no mon'ya de. [I'll always be yours.]"
A man with a rap sheet as long as a CVS receipt, and somehow he's yours.
You pull him closer against you. "Thank you. For taking care of me. For helping me out when you had no reason to."
He hums quietly against your neck. "Nan demo surude, honma ni nan demo. [I'll do anything for you. Anything]."
He pulls away and something in his face tells you he's just had an idea. He peels the hearts off the box and carefully folds them into his pocket. He breaks off a piece of chocolate and holds it up to your mouth.
You're immediately suspicious of the smirk on his face, but you oblige and let him prop the chocolate between your lips. He leaves a piece sticking out of your mouth and before you can bite it off, he leans forward and does it for you. His hand slips around the nape of your neck to keep you still.
His lips barely brush yours.
He pulls away looking extremely satisfied. You've kissed him so many times already but your heart doesn't care. You can hear your blood rushing through your ears.
"Sweet," he runs his thumb across your bottom lip and then presses it against his tongue. "Just how I like it."
Damn him for a devil and a half. It's so totally unfair how giddy and nervous he makes you feel.
He nods at the building behind you. "Good thing we're already home."
"Home?" Is this his apartment? He never brings you to his apartment.
He leads you to the elevator and to your surprise has to use a key card to access the highest floor. The buildings in this part of town are cramped for space but when the elevator dings open, it does so in a broad corridor lined with heavy doors. He must be earning much more than you realised, to have a place like this.
He pauses on the threshold.
"Gotta carry you in. It's tradition."
"Only if we're newlyweds."
"Not true," He blatantly lies, hands drifting down your back. "Brings you luck for the rest of the year."
Before you can object, he sweeps his arm under your knees and scoops you up bridal style.
"Risuku wa toritakunai de. Un wa zenbu hoshī wa. [Not taking any chances. I want all the luck I can get]."
You don't get to see much of his loft-style apartment before he drops you on his bed. One knee already pressing into the mattress next to your waist.
He drops his head down to kiss the column of your throat.
"You'll be wearing nothing except your necklace when I'm done with you," he promises, voice already dropping to a slurred, needy growl.
Oh my. That's a new one. And you always took him for the lacy lingerie type.
You tug at his shirt but with one twist of his hand, he catches both your wrists. "No. You first."
"Impatient aren't we?"
His hands are already skimming down your back and unzipping your dress.
"Oh you have no idea how patient I'm being."
His lips dip past your collarbones and then lower still. You arch against his chest, breathless.
At the last second he pulls away. You practically whine.
"Move in with me."
You blink. "What?" Is he really asking you this while you're in your bra and panties? And when there are much better things to do with his mouth?
"You heard me. Maiban beddoni ite hoshī. [I want you in my bed everynight]."
You frown. Wouldn't it be dangerous? More dangerous than working in a yakuza club and sharing his bed already was?
His grip on you tightens. He isn't smiling anymore. "You're my girl. You should stay with me. Not your brother. And sure as hell not on your own."
"I-"
He slides down your body until his head is between your thighs. "Good. I'll get someone to move your things tomorrow."
"Wait, I didn't say -" He does something with his tongue that makes you gasp and arch your back.
"No more objections?" he mocks. You're too breathless to answer.
"Ēyan. Kikitakatta kotoya wa. [Good. Just what I want to hear]."
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He's awake long before sunrise. You're still curled under his sheets, lovebites littered across your neck.
He didn't give you a chance to notice them last night, but there's a bouquet of roses waiting for you on the nightstand.
He leans in the balcony door, cigarette smoke curling between his teeth. Just watching you.
His girl. His to touch. His to have. His to hold and keep.
Do you have any idea how lucky you are that it was him you ran into that night? If it was anyone else sent to collect your brother's debt, they'd have just left you to drown under the mountain of interest. Let it get so bad that you couldn't possibly pay your way out and then offer you a job at a soapland. Hell, that was his plan too when he first laid eyes on you. Pretty thing like you would have made a fortune as a yūjo.
But then you went and made him fall for you. It's selfish of him to want you. He knows it's dangerous to have you on his arm. That blonde bastard from last night was proof enough. He knows, and still...
You can't expect a criminal to be selfless. You can't show him something precious and expect him to let it go.
"My girl." He exhales a cloud of smoke and leans his head back. "Gonna make you my wife someday. You just don't know it yet."
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heavenlybodies333 · 9 days ago
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Fingering at Family Dinner -C.K
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Synopsis: You’re visiting the Kents again, playing the perfect guest. Under the table, Clark’s fingers are deep inside you, curling just right while he talks to Martha about fixing the truck. You’re biting your lip so hard you nearly bleed.
cw: Fingering, public sex, teasing, D/s undertones, power play, overstimulation, dirty talk, Clark being too good with his fingers, Reader trying not to moan in front of Martha Kent, very NSFW content under the guise of “family bonding”.
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You're sitting at the Kent family dinner table in Smallville, napkin folded neatly in your lap, smile sweet and polite as fresh pie—because of course you’re the perfect guest.
Martha’s dishing out mashed potatoes like it’s Sunday mass, Clark’s talking about the damn truck again, and under the table, those thick fingers are buried knuckle-deep inside your dripping cunt.
"Needs a new alternator," he says casually, voice calm, country-boy soft, while his middle and ring fingers curl slow and deliberate, dragging along your fluttering walls. “Might swap the belt too, just in case.”
His hand moves lazily under the tablecloth, strong wrist shifting between your thighs. You bite your lip, hard, trying not to let the breath hitch in your throat turn into a gasp. His fingers curl slow—so slow—dragging against that spot he’s already memorized.
You try to nod along, try to smile at something Martha says about the garden—but your breath hitches, lashes flutter, and your heel digs into the wood floor as another slick, wet squelch echoes low beneath the table. 
“That’s good, sweetheart,” she says. “That truck’s on its last legs, but I swear it still has another year in her.” Martha nods, sipping iced tea across from you like everything is perfectly normal. 
“Mmhmm,” Clark hums absently, like he’s agreeing about the engine and not the way your cunt keeps getting wetter and wetter. 
Your thighs twitch under the table. You shift in your seat, trying to subtly squeeze your legs shut, trap his wrist, anything to make the pressure sharper, deeper. But he just grins, slow and smug, and pushes another thick finger inside. Three now.
God help you.
You choke on a breath and cover it with a cough. “S-Sorry,” you manage, clearing your throat.
“You alright, hon?” Martha’s eyes crinkle with concern.
“She’s fine,” Clark says smoothly, thumb brushing your clit so lightly it’s cruel. “Just a little warm.”
You glare at him, and he has the audacity to wink—like this is some fucking game. You grind your heel into the floor and try not to squirm. His fingers are soaked, the obscene squelch of your arousal thankfully muffled by the clink of silverware and Martha talking about church bake sales. And still—still—he doesn’t stop.
In fact, he curls them harder, his thumb rubbing slow, lazy circles over your clit like he’s got all the time in the world. You feel it coil in your belly, tight and wet and sinful. Your hand fists the napkin in your lap, nails digging into the soft cotton to keep from moaning like a pornstar at Sunday supper.
You lean forward, whispering between gritted teeth. “Clark, I swear to God—”
“You’ll do what?” he murmurs back, voice low and sweet as honey, his breath warm against your ear. “Cum on my fingers while my mom tells us about Mrs. Lang’s peach cobbler?”
“Fuck you,” you hiss. His fingers pump faster—just a little. Enough to make your eyes roll.
“You’d like that, wouldn’t you?” he murmurs. “Right here, in my childhood home. Legs spread, dripping down my hand while you pretend to care about baked goods.”
You clamp your mouth shut so tight your jaw aches. Your whole body’s trembling now, stomach clenched, thighs shaking. And all the while, Clark just smiles across the table like the golden boy he is. All-American. Good-natured. Innocent.
You, on the other hand? You're about to cum so hard you might cry. “Don’t you dare,” you whisper.
“I think I will,” he whispers back, then flattens his thumb against your clit—presses—and you see fucking stars.
Your toes curl in your sandals. The table rattles. You grip the edge so hard your knuckles go white and your lips part in a silent, desperate cry. Your climax crashes into you in slow, devastating waves, so intense it leaves your body wracked with shudders, your slick dripping down his wrist.
And Clark? Clark just licks his fork, like nothing happened.
You slump back in your chair, dizzy and flushed, legs numb. Your pussy flutters around his fingers one last time as he slowly pulls out, dragging his hand away with obscene slowness. You feel every inch.
He brings his hand to his mouth and sucks his fingers clean. Fucking moans around them.
Martha glances up. “You alright, Clark?”
“Peach cobbler sounds real good, Ma,” he says, licking the last of your taste off his thumb. “Sweet enough to make your knees weak.”You kick him under the table, but it’s useless. The bastard just laughs.
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a/n: match my freakkkk
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sol-flo · 1 year ago
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shit i think it'd be so cool to wear a component cable as a belt but i don't wanna risk my ps2's. and prom's tonight!
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ciaoteamo · 1 year ago
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Milk and Water Pt. II
pairings: doppelgänger!Milkman x fem!Reader
summary: the aftermath of letting him in
pt.I
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(art credits: @yunonoaii)
warnings: 18+ content
“…what. the. fuck.” You mutter to yourself, watching the scene before you unfold.
“mmm, how about letting me in now? promise i won’t bite you too hard” His eyes were dangerously seductive.
Your desktop fan and the slight rustling sound of (what you could only assume was) him touching himself filled the eerie silence of your office space.
However, he could still tell that you were hesitant to let him in, especially considering what he just did to D.D.D.
“how about this, sweetheart we-“
“if i open this door.” You cut him off. He shuts up quickly and halts his movements with a blank stare. His eyes watching you intently.
“you come straight to me, or else i swear to fuck. it will not be a good time for you. you copy?” Your hands were firmly grasping the edge of the desk as you stared the man in his color changing eyes.
“i promise” He kisses the window and you give him one last short lived glare before unlocking the door for him.
BZZT!
He slowly turns away from you and walks toward the door and you felt relieved to hear a light knock a few seconds later before he let himself in.
“see? you can trust the milkman” He grins.
He was a mess. Between the torn clothing, the blood, and his unzipped slacks that displayed his black briefs holding back a huge bulge, he honestly looked like something out of a wet dream.
“this is quite a small space… you think i’ll be alright in here?” He closed the door behind himself and strides toward you.
“you don’t have any choice but to be alright” You retort and he chortles.
“i love this mouth of yours… i’ve never crossed paths with a human as bold as you…” He tilts his head, placing a hand under your chin to lift it a bit.
“unless you’re actually scared… and using this boldness as a tactic..?” His irises turn white once again and his grip on your chin tightened slightly.
Though you were enduring a near death experience right now, being that you were this close to a doppelgänger, you were unbelievably horny.
“tactics?” You start. You already knew that you probably wouldn’t be able to get out of his grip just by moving, so you used a more… inappropriate approach.
You took a step closer to him, closing in the 2 foot gap that sat between the two of you and you placed your palm over his hard-on.
His grip immediately loosened a bit and his fingers twitched against your skin. What a reaction that was…
You feel more confident, realizing that he’s just another horny good looking guy. “is there a reason i should be afraid of you?” You ask, hand squeezing around him and a finger rubbing his tip.
He shudders and his hand falls from your chin and rests around your throat. His forehead tapped against yours, and your eyes were fixed on each other. “…you really are something”
“wish i could say the same for you“ You start, breaking the eye contact to look at his lips and sharp canines. “you’re just a slutty and messy excuse of a monster” Your words would probably be venom to anyone else, but this only riled him up more.
You felt his throbbing under your palm and grin to yourself before being greedily pulled into a kiss. For a brief moment, you could taste a metallic bloody taste on his tongue.
You moaned at the warmth of his mouth and felt his hands rested on your hips, rubbing circles into the area.
You release yourself from the kiss with his bottom lip between your teeth and a smile. “desperate, are we?” You tease.
“painfully…” His eyes glistened. “what’ll it take to get those pretty lips to go a little lower?”
“show me what yours can do first and i’ll see about returning the favor” You challenge. His eyes go back and forth between yours before he kisses you again.
This time however, he started to undo your uniform. Groaning so deeply that you felt the rumble in your throat. His skilled hands loosened your belt and your slacks came down and off.
Next he lowered himself and lifted you a bit to get off your socks and shoes, making him get more sloppy and needy within the kiss.
At this point he was squatting and you were standing over him, holding both sides of his face. His hands travelled up and down your leg as he stayed in his position and this time, he’s the one to break the kiss.
You were both breathing heavily, and staring each other down. You almost forgot your resolve and let him fuck you right then and there.
But you had to stay strong, for both of you guys’ sake. You take a deep breath in and til your head.
“well, you gonna show me? or are just sit there and look delirious from a simple kiss?” You teased.
“…may i?” He asks with a slightly raised eyebrow, gesturing toward your leg.
“go ahead”
“hold on to something right”
“why am i h- shit!” You would’ve fell right to the ground if it wasn’t for the shelf behind you that held last months documents. Albeit, they’re scattered over the floor now.
Your legs were snatched from underneath you and each one was hooked over the man’s shoulders. His warm breath against you felt sinister. It sent a slight chill up your spine.
His eyes stared down at your sex and he licked his lips, looking more excited than you did for this. “don’t let go” He says before using gis fingers to spread you sticky lips.
His tongue pressed hard into you and drug from your hole, up to your clit. You bit your lip at the warmth and felt your back arch against your will.
“ha~ this all you got? Thought you said you’d be bet- anghh~!” Your eyes widen and your mouth drops at the new feeling below.
“you were saying?” He mumbles into you. His tongue was longer with a pointy tip, and his lips were wrapped tightly around your clit.
The pleasure was almost overwhelming. You could definitely admit that he made you eat your words and replace them with loud endless moans.
As you felt yourself getting closer you began to grind your hips over his face, chasing after your high.
“don’t stop” You could barely get out the last word before the wave of immense overstimulating pleasure came over you.
You curse and take in a few deep breaths, calming yourself down a bit, and only then did he let your clit go with a ‘pop’, making your legs to twitch.
“that wasn’t fair” You jokingly glare at him, the sweat making your skin shine and chilly from the fan air.
“i told you i was better” He wipes his chin with his thumb and licks it clean without breaking the eye contact.
“you have to be some sort of… sex demon” You shake your head in disbelief.
“maybe i am?” He lets you tug him closer by his tie and give him another sloppy kiss. The change in size of his tongue being just below too much for you as it explored your mouth.
“well let’s see how long you can last then… hm?” You ask, beginning to leave a trail of light kisses on his next before a harsh bite.
You could feel him shudder and decided to have him sit in your office chair. “let me borrow this..” You say, undoing his tie while he sat.
You spin the chair around and bring both of his arms to the back and tie them to the chair. When you spin his back around, his had such a mischievous grin that you went ahead and addressed.
“yes, i know you could probably get out of that in a heartbeat” You start and roll your eyes. He chuckles, amused at your awareness. “but, will you?” It was your turn to put on the sly grin now. The second he managed to break free from his restraint, would be the moment you’d send him off.
“…” He read your face, bit knowing if he should say something sly or not.
“right, thought so” You smile and give him a few taps on the cheek.
You kneel between the man’s legs, finally addressing the large and throbbing penis before you.
“god you’re hard… you weren’t kidding when you said you needed help” You joke, rubbing his wet tip through his boxers with you finger.
He grunted a bit and readjusted himself in his seat. You look up at him before pressing harshly on it with your thumb.
“oh fuck you~” He throws his head back and you giggle.
You reach for the hem of his briefs and tug at them, signaling him to lift his hips. Once he’s exposed, you could really see the girth and length of him.
He was veiny, thick… bright pink tip, and god knows how long it was.
You put your hand around the base, it was warm and nearly pulsating. Your pace was moderate, giving him just enough to work with. You knew it was a nice steady pace when his hips slightly jerked up for more friction.
“needy boy wanting to fuck my hand? this wasn’t even the main event you asked for, love” You coo, strengthening the grip you had on him by a smidge.
“i can’t help that you know how to use those hands of yours so well” He remarks, still facing the ceiling.
You pump your fist higher up and use your own skilled tongue to drag along his vein.
“@$?!~” He moaned and immediately looked down at you with a snarl. An almost threatening one telling you that he wanted more.
And were you planning on giving it to him? Absolutely not.
You stare right back at him and smirk, using the same motion and occasionally sucking the pre cum from its leaky pink source.
“i’m gonna cum” Your eyes welled a bit at the large shaft triggering your gag reflex. But he was close so you would endure the slight pain.
His thrust his hips up a few times and you force your head as far as you could before completely stopping.
“fuck- why’d you stop” His voice was almost a whisper and suddenly thick white ropes shot into the air and landed on his thigh.
“oh i’m sorry, i’ll keep going” You reach for his most sensitive spots, overstimulating him into a nervous laughter as he begged you to stop.
It was fun watching him experience more than he could handle, but all good things come to an end.
He sighs in relief, sweaty, heaving, and dazed.
“can i be freed now?” He asks.
“sure, why not. looks like you’re done here anyway” You shrug.
“who’s done?” He stands up, simply snapping the tie apart.
“oh… you’ve still got more in you?”
“im the milkman, i never run out” He suddenly picks you up and sits on you on the desk. Jesus, these things are strong.
You wrap your hands around your neck, suddenly feeling the arousal for another round yourself.
His hands find your slick entrance, teasing the outside and slipping two cold slender fingers into you.
“mmm!” You mean into the kiss, holding onto his forearm as he fingered you at an inhumane pace. You break away and cat h your breath trying to slow him down a bit.
“i don’t want to cum from this, put it in” You say.
“yes ma’am” He lines himself up without your entrance and slowly pushes himself in with a moan. You could every centimeter of the stretch as he went deeper.
You tapped the back of your head onto the window behind you and felt him kissing on your neck and collarbone.
“fuck you’re big” Your voice slightly shook as you stated the obvious.
“and you’re so warm and wet inside, i ashamed to admit that i almost came putting it in” He chuckled before biting back another groan.
RIIIIING
RIIIIING
You snap your head in the direction of the phone and see D.D.D. calling.
Shit.
“stop, i have to take this.” He halts his thrusts and you grab the phone. “hello?”
“agent number” A deep voice says over the phone.
“5 5 8 4 3 7” You state clearly.
“thank you agent (Y/N), we’re calling about a few M.I.A. cleaners? it says in our system that you were the last to call. is everything alright?”
“ye-es~” You feel something rubbing your g-spot and look over at Francis. ‘stop, now.’ You mouth silently. He just smirks and speeds up.
“are you sure? you sound like you’re being threatened” The man on the phone asks.
“mhm~, im fine sir, just a little shaky” You put your hand over the phone speaker and look at Francis.
“what the fuck is wrong with you??” You ask, interrupting yourself with a few moans.
“just a little thirsty for some water” He thrusts harder, causing him to hit your g-spot, and your clit back to back.
You cover your mouth with your shirt and moan into it, hearing the buzz of a voice on the phone. Honestly you should be scared, they could show any minute, but right now, you could care less.
“im gonna cum” You whisper, still being mindful of the potential listeners.
“yeah?” He grabs a young and stands straight up, slamming you down into his cock. You let out something just short of a scream into the crook of his neck and find yourself twitching and shaking in his grip.
You heard a splash and felt him fill you up with his seed. You both were a moaning, groaning mess, heavily breathing in place.
“(Y/N), do you copy?……. we’re on our way” The phone then hangs up and the low buzzy voice is replaced with a prominent beep.
“you have to go, they’re coming” You lazily try to leave his strong hold with a tired push against his chest.
“but first” He puts you back on the desk where you rest your back against the cold glass window. “a drink..” His tongue grows longer right infont of you, and cleans you from your ankles to your navel, and of course he ran it over the bundle of nerves he’s been abusing all night, making your body jolt.
“you’re so delicious… i wish i could always taste you” His tongue goes back to its normal size.
“well i’ll get going now… i’ll be seeing you again soon, love. i’ll try not to cause too much trouble next time…” He gives you a peppery kiss on the nose and leaves.
Well, that’s one way to end your day shift…
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httpsdrewstarkey · 17 days ago
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★ bluecollar!rafe
warnings: suggestive content
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– bluecollar!rafe who… lets you run your mouth all day about the girl at the gas station who was flirting with him. but that night, when you bring it up again? he’s done. your bent over the couch, panties being pulled off of you, and stuffs them in your mouth without a word. “that’s enough outta you, sweetheart,” he says low, his fingers undoing his belt, voice thick with pure frustration.
– bluecollar!rafe who… builds you a shelf you didn’t even ask for. just because you mentioned needing one, like, 2 days ago in passing. “saw you stackin’ shit on the floor,” he shrugs. “looked like a cry for help.”
– bluecollar!rafe who… takes every overtime shift they’ll give him come november—working himself to the bone to give you that christmas bonus, "biggest one i've ever gotten, and every damn cent of it's yours, baby."
– bluecollar!rafe who… comes home covered in fiberglass, sweat, and dirt, stripping his clothes off in the garage. he runs a hand through his hair, grumbling, “ain’t bringin’ that shit through your clean house,” and heads straight to the backyard to rinse off with the waterhose. and yeah, he poured every hour and paycheck into building it. but the way he sees it, it is your house.
– bluecollar!rafe who… gets home after a long day and immediately checks the calendar on the fridge where you keep all the bills. he sees everything checked off in your handwriting and just grins to himself. “shit, baby, this house don’t run without you,” he mumbles, wrapping his arms around you from behind, pressing his face into your neck. “I just swing around tools, you do all the real work.”
– bluecollar!rafe who… sets his alarm earlier then he needs to- just to get that morning quickie in. one rough hand on your side, the other hand hiking up your leg to slide in. “ain’t startin’ my shift ‘til I remember exactly what I’m workin’ so damn hard for.” and by the time he’s lacing up his boots, you’re half-asleep, fucked out and glowing. he heads out to work like it’s just part of his routine.
– bluecollar!rafe who… always brings you his contracts and job forms to look over before signing anything. “you’re the brains,” he says, nodding toward the contract, pen in his mouth. “look that over for me, would ya darlin’?" bending down to kissing your cheek. “not lettin’ anybody screw me over unless it’s you.”
– bluecollar!rafe who… works in the heat, the cold, in steel-toe boots, soaked in sweat—but won’t complain when you text him that you’re out of gas or the AC’s acting up. “ gimme twenty,” he replies. “i’ll swing by on lunch.”
– bluecollar!rafe who… looks at you like you’ve lost your mind when you meet him in the garage, filming one of your tiktok videos. “do you ever wish you had a real blue collar job?” he freezes and slowly turns around to look at you, “… baby, I’ve got metal shavings in my eyes and my back's out.. again."
– bluecollar!rafe who… finally convinces you to quit your job and treats it like he hit the damn jackpot. “sleepin’ in looks real good on you.” then tucks cash in your purse with a grin, “in case somethin’ pretty catches your eye.”
– bluecollar!rafe who… won’t say “you’re beautiful” in the mirror when you’re feeling insecure. instead, he’ll slap your ass and smirk, “you see what I wake up next to every mornin’? yeah, I’m doin’ just fine.”
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★ more blue collar!rafe here! get ur fix queens
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