#agntwhisky

[whippykiyay]

“ Skipping rope? “

                   “ It’s 

                                        a

                                                       lasso. “

[cajunn-blog]

pussy. mr. wu doesn’t pay for pussy.

[humancoded]

agntwhisky replied to your post

what do u got for a dude that’s been minced

ew blood here’s some hot glue and concealer tty in like an hour

[stateswine-blog]

⎾ file: @agntwhisky​ ⤷ AGENT WHISKEY ⏌sc.

     ❛ calm down, cowboy, jeez it was a J O K E. but ya know, if you ain’t man enough, i’ll do it. ❜ she gave the other agent a sly wink to accompany her smug grin. ❛ i’m always up for somethin’ new. ❜

[gngers]

               HER SHOULDER’S SLUMP AT THE SIGHT OF HIM ; not from the man himself but the broken equipment he was holding. “  you do realise that i’m going to have to BAN you from any of the newer toys for a while, right ? --------- just going to let you have the old ones and let tequilla have all the fun.  ”  

@agntwhisky liked.

[soulscatter]

My Tumblr Crushes:

@idyllicism (7%)

@diplomaticarcher (7%)

@chavborn (6%)

@kingsmanmakings (5%)

@pueroimmersi (5%)

amxntvale

@angelveiined (3%)

@agntwhisky (2%)

@fairytaleincarnate (2%)

[cajunn-blog]

statesman au where every time misty enters, fleetwood mac plays 

[mannermade-blog]

                ‘   ----   sorry  about  that,     needed to let off a little STEAM. ’

                                ◂ ▪ ▫  @agntwhisky  |  sc.

[pueroimmersi]

#MY FUCKIGN BOYFRRIEND HWO SPITS IN YM MOTUH

is shelbi ok

[withoutears]

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[motherstyle-a]

     ♡      rules    +    mun   .

01.       this    is    a    private    rp    blog    for    liz    taylor  ,      of     american    horror    story:     hotel   .      my    interpretation      &    headcanons    are    my    own  ,       but    i   don't    own   liz  ,      ahs  ,     or    fx   .      given    the    source    material   from    which    i    write   ,        nsfw  ,      blood / gore  ,       &      other    things    may    be    present    on    this    blog   .      everything    is   tagged    accordingly   ,     but    browse    at    your    own   risk   .

02.       i    will    only   write    with    mutuals  ,     as    per    this    being    a    private    blog   .       accordingly  ,     i   will    be    selective    with    who    i    follow    back    based    on    writing   style  ,     aesthetics  ,        &      my    own    familiarity    with    your    muse   .

03.      you    are    more    than    welcome    to    turn    meme   responses    into    threads   !    i    just   ask   that    you   move    your    reply    to    a   new    thread    rather    than   reblogging    from    the    ask    itself   .      it's    also    totally    100%    okay    to    reblog    my    meme    response    if   you   want    to    save    it    or    something   .

04.      i    won't    write   with   blogs   who   rp   as   real   people   .      it's   2019   stop   being    that   disrespectful   !

05.      please   reblog   memes   from   the   source   if   you   don't   intend   on   sending    me    one   !     i  don't   practice   reblog   karma  ,     but    i'm    not   a   meme   resource   either   .

06.       if    you    don't    have    your    alias    &    age    listed    somewhere   easily   accessible  ,     i'm    probably    not    gonna    follow    you    back      (   unless   i   know   you   already   )   .      simple   as    that    !

07.        i   am   open   to   writing    nsfw    content   with    muns    who   are   18+  ,      but    i   may    be   selective    about    it   .

08.        i    like    shipping   .       i    prefer    established    relationships      &     plotting    dynamics   .       if    this    being    a    ship  -  heavy   blog    bothers    you  ,      i    don't    recommend    that    you    follow    me   .      also  ,     feel    free    to    hit    me    up    if    you    ever    have    a    plot    idea    or    if    you    want   to    ship   !

09.       all    graphics    found    on   this    blog    are    made    by   me   .      please    don't    steal    or    “take    inspiration"     from    them   .

10.       dfi    you're    transphobic  ,     homophobic  ,      support   pedophilia / child   abuse  ,         orany    of    that    gross    stuff  .

11.       my    name    is    shelbi  ,     i'm    18    years    old  ,     i   use    she  /  her    pronouns  ,        &      i    love    liz     more    than    i    love    my     own    life   .      i'm    currently    attending    college    full    time        &      working    on    campus    part  -  time   ,         so    i    don't    have    as    much    time    to    write    as    i'd    like   .       please     be    patient    with    me    in    regards    to    replies      &     responses   ,       both    ic      &     ooc   .        that    being    said   ,       you're     completely    welcome    to    im    me   /   send    an    ask   /   msg   me   on   discord     if    you    want    to    chat  ,     plot  ,     etc    !

12.        you     may    recognize    me    from    any    of    my    old    blogs     (   hcwtovogue  /  diorbled  ,     agntwhisky  ,     enchantefrankie  /  moondrenched  ,     blessedcircuits  /  cogblocked  /  cyborgold  ,    withoutears  ,      etc    )   .       if    you    do  ,      i   ask   that    you   please   read   this    post   !

[laengdons]

RULES OF THE EARTH.

THIS IS AN INDIE ROLEPLAY BLOG FOR MICHAEL LANGDON OF FX'S AMERICAN HORROR STORY: APOCALYPSE. MATURE & TRIGGERING THEMES WILL BE PRESENT. 001: PRIVATE. i prefer to write with mutuals only. if we are not mutuals and you would like to write with me, please do not message me asking if i will follow you back. i regularly check my followers list and i selectively follow back based on your muse, writing style, and aesthetics. i like to follow people who i will be able to see myself interacting with easily. 002: REGARDING PERSONALS. if you're a personal blog, you are allowed to follow me. but i ask that you PLEASE do not reblog any of my posts, whether they be graphics, threads, or ooc. if you do this, chances are you will be blocked. 003: DON'T FOLLOW IF: you support incest, homophobia/transphobia, or anything else gross like that. 004: GRAPHICS. all graphics seen on this blog are made by and belong to me. don't steal or copy me or my aesthetics please! i put time and effort into everything that i make, so it really hurts to have my ideas stolen. 005: SPOILERS. as ahs is currently airing, this is not a spoiler free blog! i tend to watch ahs as it leaks from fx+, but i try to not liveblog too much (this is liable to change though). spoilers will be tagged appropriately, but i recommend you browse at your own risk. 006: EXCLUSITIVITY. while i don't practice exclusitivity, i do like to be mains with other muses! i don't currently have a mains list, but feel free to message me if you're interested! 007: DUPLICATES. this is a dupe - friendly blog. however, i will not actively seek out mutuals with dupes, unless i'm followed first. i only do this because i'm never sure if the muns of other michaels are comfortable with me following! but if you are writing michael too, and would like to follow me, feel free! 008: DISCLAIMER. while this interpretation of michael is my own, i do not own him, american horror story, or fx. 009: THE MUN. my name is shelbi, but i also go by charlie; you can refer to me by either! i use she/her pronouns, and i am 18 years old. i'm currently attending college full time and working part time, so i have a very busy schedule! please be patient with me :) i encourage you to hmu in ims (or discord, but i'm notoriously slow at responding there) if you want to plot, chat, etc! 010: PAST. you may know me from any of the previous blogs i've had over the years (hcwtovogue/diorbled, agntwhisky, enchantefrankie/moondrenched, cogblocked/cyborgold). if you do, i ask that you please, please read THIS POST!

[stateswhiskey]

listen y’all listen imma tell u a lil somethin it’s been a long ass time since i been in a new fandom that’s been this welcoming and this.... alive??? loving???? idk one of those two words but u kno why not both. antyway it’s been a long time like i have been in one fandom for almost two years now and then this and just. man y’all are so alive. i love seein’ headcanons for these characters, even my duplicates that i fuckin love. i know i haven’t written that much yet but????? there is always so much going on all the time i think i’m kind of overstimulated and i’m just. all over the place always and distracted bc y’all are so amazing but anyway. wow you guys are great. made some new friends too and honestly all this prob wouldnt have been possible w/o @statestequila so shoutout to sun ok sun is amazing and praise the sun.

so i guess now that i’m at the shoutout stage shoutout to all the people i’ve made friends with and/or have plotted/written with tbh y’all are???? so fucking awesome jfc i love all of you 

@statesscotch / @obfcnteri @statesabsinthe @aliasgareth ( & all of ur statesmans ) @integrumequitem ( & all ur blogs ) @modernknightgalahad @deathrepaid @xaedificare @jagerbcmb @snobkilled @madespy @stateswine @ginatcnic ( fuckin love u lauren <3 ) @pruricncy ( i best see u in this fandom soon B)

shout out to the statesman blogs i c u and i support u and i love u

@statesbrandy @statesfire @stateskahlua @statesmcngin @agntvodka @cognvc @scrcwdriver @agcntwhiskey @statesmanrum & if i forgot u i apologize i still love u

shout out to the people that are just??? so fuckin amazing and love having on my dash

@madespies @pueroimmersi @scottishtech @aspyofsorts @codenamemorgana @tequilabadboy @kingsmanmakings @noneedforguns @notimeforemotion @raisedthishell @brckenkindness @agentnyneve @theagentlancelot @statesmancognac 

and last but not least shout fuckin out to the whiskies who all have their own take and are honestly so fucking amazing????? literally what the fuck i love all of you so fuckin much ok # whiskey deserves justice and we gon give it to him squad

@vvhiskcy @agentjackwhiskey @statesliquor @usqbae @fuckinlasso @agntwhisky 

and if i forgot u i still love u honestly this fandom is the greatest and icb y’all haven’t yelled at me or smth anyway ily all xoxo lucy

[cajunn-blog]

agent whiskey and agent moonshine r the new troy and abed

[jagerbcmb]

LITERATURE  QUIZZES – repost  with  your  muse’s  results  for  the  following quizzes.

HOMERIC EPITHET! /     The Great Teller of Tales .   You are Chad , great teller of tales . The Greek hero Odysseus had many epithets ascribed to him ( others included “ much-enduring , ” “cunning , ” and “ man of twists and turns ” ) , and this was one of them , so you’re in good company .

FATAL FLAW! /     Fatal flaw: You’re too clever by half .   Your intelligence is unmatched , but your smart mouth is going to get you into trouble one of these days . Everyone says so . Odds are you’ll make one witty remark too many and meet a tragic , easily preventable end that surprises no one in the least . You’ll be mourned , of course , but we all saw it coming , and you kind of deserved it .

GREEK MYTHOLOGY DEATH! /     Killed by a wild boar that was sent by one of the gods .   See, here’s the thing — someone sent that wild boar . It might have been Artemis , because she was jealous of your skill with a bow and arrow ; it might have been Ares , who hated you ; or it might have been Apollo , because your girlfriend blinded his son . There’s really no telling . You made enemies . This is just what happens when you’re too beautiful to even exist . Either way , you got mauled by a pig and are now dead , but you died in Aphrodite’s arms as she wept , so at least you've got that going for you .

LITERARY SETTING! /     On the road .   Like so many literary characters  (Huck Finn , Odysseus , Gulliver , etc. ) , you’re an adventurer and explorer at heart , and the literary setting that most closely matches your personality is , quite frankly . . . all the settings ! You’re not meant to settle down in one spot — you’re the kind of person who hits up multiple parties in one night , and your insta is probably filled with pics of all the cool places you’ve travelled to . So embrace it ! Take to the open road with your friends , run through a field of wildflowers in the middle of nowhere , and please get a pic next to the world’s largest Ketchup bottle.

TAGGED BY / nobody , i stole it of @raisedthishell thx TAGGING / @agentjackwhiskey @youthministered @statesmanrum @cognvc @vvhiskcy @pueroimmersi @agntwhisky

[soulscatter]

21 QUESTIONS FOR THE MUN ❤︎ so you answer 21 questions, then tag 20 followers that you want to get to know better.

I WAS TAGGED BY: @singlemaltscott

1) NAME: bri 2) NICKNAMES: red 3) HEIGHT: 5'5″ 4) ORIENTATION: imma lesbian lads 5) NATIONALITY: mm american, unfortunately 6) FAVOURITE FRUIT: cherries 7) FAVOURITE SEASON: fall 8) FAVOURITE FLOWER: lavender or stargaze lilies 9) FAVOURITE SCENT: also lavender 10) FAVOURITE COLOUR: pastel purple 11) FAVOURITE ANIMAL: tigers and wolves 12) FAVOURITE LOCATION: like? anywhere? idk dude, i haven’t been anywhere. a bookstore? 13) COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: coffee tbh 14) AVERAGE SLEEP HOURS: funny of you to assume i have any sort of rhyme or rhythm to this dumpster fire of a life 15) DOG OR CAT PERSON: cat but i love both 16) FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER: fuck. chuck bartowski. mystique. obi-wan kenobi 17) NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: 1 sheet. a blanket if it’s cold 18) DREAM TRIP: backpacking around europe <--- this was singlemaltscott’s answer, but same 19) BLOGS CREATED: HA! so many. i’ll just give you the “active” ones. @acertainfemininemystique , @withoutpeer , @mshpkhh , @calledelio 20) NUMBER OF FOLLOWERS: 1,049 21) RANDOM FACT: i’m sure EVERY one knows this by now, because i never shut the fuck up about it lmao, but tom hiddleston thinks my voice is hot. 

tagging: @warlockiing @inmydrcams @neharah @agntwhisky @shroudedheart @whitlxcked @showmaxter @russetchief @xgamora @vestiica @chantillystained @ghostsouth @mohiican @heartguided @imperialrise @umbraevenatores @untamedtempest @xpprentice @chosenbytherebellion @kingoftheravens