#ahaha...i wont get carried away...

[ask-mreiden]

What if any of your tops asked to bottom for once?

I wouldn't hesitate.

[actor-mark]

AVWM - Big Friend

You eagerly point over to the Hook a Duck game and Mark grins nodding "Yeah I agree! ahaha Who needs that mushy crap anyway ahaha" He does sound a little bit disappointed there wont be any smooching, but hey at least you're having fun! "Ya know back when I was a kid we were too poor to afford playing these games so I'd just watch instead but it gave me a keeeeen eye for finding the biggest ducks in the pond!" His tone is boastful, smug, his gestures full of waffling and grandiose disillusion. "The trick is alll in the swing!" He takes one of the rods from the stand, prepping the hook and then reeling back like it were a legitimate fishing pole, swinging back then slamming forward with a line unravelling sound There's a very sudden cacophony of noise as the line goes back towards the rubber ducks, loud squawking, a scream in the distance "MY EYES" and a ripping noise before a set of underpants goes flying through the air on the end of his hook to settle in the water like bait. Mark seems blissfully unaware as he hums to himself, about to reel in a rubber duck when what sounds like a plane flies by over hea- no its getting closer.. closer Suddenly there's a crash of brown and white feathers as a duck- a real one- crash lands into the water, and effectively on the end of Mark's hook. He's startled, as are you, but as he lifts the tiny fishing pole from the water to see the dead duck, the stall master wanders over with an appreciative whistle

"WooooWEE That is a BEAUT of a catch! Ye catch her all by yerself Sport? Well am damn proud o ya! Dats top prize right dere! Go ahead Son! Ye earned it!" "ah oh- uh" The Stall Master shoves an ENORMOUS white duck plushie into Mark's arms and he stumbles back a bit.

You both back away awkwardly and while its hard to see him from the giant plushie in the way you catch him grinning a little triumphantly "Mfhm-mfmf" .....what?

"Mmfhm- pff..blfhlhef- Aha Ah.. here ya go!" He tries to pawn it off onto you and you quickly shake your head. "Oh right! You need me to carry it!? I can- I can do that.. I guess- uhm.. Ahhaa... Well uh.. where to now? I'm thinking we should maybe uh.. move away from the lake- I think I've seen enough ducks today personally-"

Mark jostles the giant duck plushie back and forth as he looks around "Oh how about the roller coaster!? A little thrill and excitement!? Or we could get some food? You hungry?"

> Death Coaster Of Certain Death! > The Mega MEGA Burger of Mega Burgers!

"Uh.. also maybe we can.. uh.. take turns carrying this thing.. or uh.. ya know.. see if we can..find a smaller one maybe- no? right right.. won this one fair and..square? I think? Just.. kinda.. kinda hard to see now-"

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[snowyflowers01]

10 jan

hi how have you been?

i didnt write yesterday but i dont think if anything happened . i dont remember cause to tell the truth my mania is getting worse so AHAHA i didnt sleep last night and have been doing every kind of activity you can imagine.

to be honest AH i like to be heard through my pain but who needs bad stories? personally i do. i wish there were more people like me around. haha.

i bought some band aids by the way.

yesterday i damaged my voice so today i have to be all silent and drink lots of liquid until its healed.

today i sat in a coffee shop and finished ''Les fluers du mal'' ! it was the best poetry book ive ever read, mostly because he mixed beauty with nastiness just my cup of tea!

and i listened to plenty black metal and stuff and made lots of art just to keep this soul from falling apart, i need to express it somehow, somewhere.

i wonder if these things that i write can be useful or amusing for someone. i dont know the point of public sharing miseries right now; basically, i know NOTHING right now haha.

i want to break into pieces.. so small and light so they can get carried away by the wind; so i can leave this box of misery and never look back.

do i need to adjust my dosage i wonder. but beauty comes at first for me. no better to say showing my bones like i already dead. i like this kind of stuff. its like expressing .

i detached keyboard stickers after years so you can guess my fingers are all sticky right now haha. but i like writing like this, it feels nostalgic .

im doing nothing but the things i dont need to do. for gods sake study a bit!!!

i like to continue writing like this forever, like theres actually someone i talking to. like theres somebody that in know would care . sadly its not true, but it will! so until then lets daydream.

thats not all but i think its better to stop here so i wont look weird lol

have a good day and drink water, you are loved *muwah

またね, 明日まで元気でね !

a poem by the book i mentioned:

L’homme et la mer

Homme libre, toujours tu chériras la mer ! La mer est ton miroir ; tu contemples ton âme Dans le déroulement infini de sa lame, Et ton esprit n’est pas un gouffre moins amer.

Tu te plais à plonger au sein de ton image ; Tu l’embrasses des yeux et des bras, et ton coeur Se distrait quelquefois de sa propre rumeur Au bruit de cette plainte indomptable et sauvage.

Vous êtes tous les deux ténébreux et discrets : Homme, nul n’a sondé le fond de tes abîmes ; Ô mer, nul ne connaît tes richesses intimes, Tant vous êtes jaloux de garder vos secrets !

Et cependant voilà des siècles innombrables Que vous vous combattez sans pitié ni remord, Tellement vous aimez le carnage et la mort, Ô lutteurs éternels, ô frères implacables !

''Charles Baudelaire''

[zhonglilittlepet]

Totally my first post.

Sugar daddy!zhongli imagines <3

~you want that gucci bag? Sure no problem he will get it.

~want that pretty dress?sure.

~but if u act very bratty he would definitely cut off your allowance and watch you cry or whine about it

~and would also spank you aswell

~he makes you beg to get your allowance back

~oh wait not only just begging :(( you also need to do some more stuff for him too :( its so mean but you deserved it for being such a brat <33

~whats the other "stuff"? Well hehe

~he would shove a vibrator and tells you not to cum :(

~if you do.... No allowance no shopping no fancy dress or anything :((

~if u dont well suprise suprise <3 you know what your getting? Kisses and praises <3 you think its gonna be easy by getting your allowance back? Oh no no ur truly mistaken >:(

~next one make him cum.

~pretty ez right?ehehe n o.

~ this man probably has a monster cock,now how is his thick fat cock gonna fit? Try then if you want that allowance back then do what your told :)

~tears falls out from your eyes as you try take his whole cock

~"whats wrong? Cant take my cock is it? U can stop if u like but that doesnt mean u will get ur allowance back"

~you looked at him and he smirks you shut your eyes and continue take his whole cock in you

~after taking his monster cock you start bobbing your head up and down and zhongli grunts and pats your head and praises you

~man finally cums into your mouth,you rolled your head and moaned as he spills his cum into your mouth

~oh u think ur getting allowance back after making him cum??? Hmm no..wait did u really think your gonna get your allowance back in 1 day..?

~ahaha your wrong,zhongli would cut off your allowance for3 months but if u want it back u gotta do something for him for 2 weeks so he will get it back

~you made 16% progress now u need 84% more to go and get your allowance back. Good luck dear <3

~he would also probably make you not wear panties and a skirt that will almost expose your pretty lil cunt<3

~if he is in a good mood.... he'll let you wear your panties! But you also need to have a vibrator inside your tight little cunt too <3

~would also tell you cockwarm him while he is doing work i guess

~if you move or do anything he will make you wait more weeks to get your allowance back

~you can only kiss him if he tells you to,but if you are needy he'll probably just carry you to the bed shove a vibrator in your cunt and continue his work.

~would also eat you out aswell,if you try kick him or push him away

~he'll take it as you dont want your allowance back anymore :(( so you are gonna have to behave and let him eat you out wether u like it or not >;'(

~defitnetly would take some pictures of you so if you dont behave he will send it to your family or anyone you know <3 hes so mean but ugh hes your sugar daddy afterall.

~oh yeahhhh he would tell you to ride him but you would whine and say

"S'too big! It wont fit!i dont like this! Too tired being on top!"

~he would give u a sad expression

"You dont want your allowance back darling? I'll give you more allowance if u ride me"

~your eyes shook and look at him and nodded he smiles and pats your head

~its all for your allowance right? :(

Alright! Thats all for zhongli imagines thanks for reading :') i hope u enjoy it

[sunatooru]

hello!! was wondering if i could request smth? i’m assuming most schools (esp japanese ones) would be quite strict in terms of piercings and stuff so maybe smth w nekoma getting a new manager and it’s like a running joke within the team about her constantly having her hair down and she wont even tuck it behind her ears to make sure she hides her ear piercings lmaooo or if she has to tie it she ties it in a low pony making sure it covers her ears so she doesn’t get in trouble (this was me in high school oop) OKAYY so basically at training camp it’s not as strict ??? i’m assuming SO she wears her septum and her belly button piercing, maybe a tongue one too, and nekoma + other team’s reactions hehe thanks so much, if this is too long dw about it AHAHA

Hellooo this was so fun to write and I low-key relate with hiding piercings haha. Thank you for requesting and let me know if you like it xx

~

You knew the minute you pierced you ears you wouldn't be able to show them. You knew your school would never allow them but that didn't stop you. Not the first time, second time and many many times after. It was an obsession. The semi second of pain meaning nothing as you admire the final results.

You were almost bitter at the fact you had to hide your piercings. The jewellery left on your bed at home as you walk into school. You tried to remove anything that was directly seen. You figured it was too much of a hassle to take off and put on your earrings everyday, so you settled to tie your hair in a low pony. Hair covering your ears as if they didn't exist.

This of course was an unusual look. You were receiving looks from everyone. Teachers could say nothing, however, it's not like you were breaking any rules. It fact you was making sure you wouldn't break rules.

When you applied for manager for Nekoma's volleyball team and got the role, you didn't expect to get along with them so well. But that didn't mean they knew about your piercings and they made sure to tease you about your choice of hairstyle.

"I'm convinced you don't even have ears." Kuroo grinned.

Rolling your eyes you collect their towels. This wasn't new. Each team member had come up with a theory about your ears, how they looked and if they were even their. Kenma even commented on how he wished he didn't have ears so he could enjoy silence. You made sure to check up on him after that. Somehow, the nickname 'muffle ears' replaced your name. Yaku mocking how your hair covering your ears acted as mufflers. Oh how strongly you agreed with Kenma's comment in that moment. The dynamic with the team was always playful, however, only really being intense for matches or if there were any injuries. You'd brush off their comments and even call them out. Your ears were covered, not your mouth.

You learnt that in the summer the team would meet up with other school teams at Tokyo, practicing and playing matches to train better. The thought of not having hair making your neck itch,and finally letting your hair out for the day, was comforting. You also gleamed at the idea of getting to show off your piercings, knowing how much of a surprise it would be for the team. But mostly, you just missed how you look with your jewellery on.

On the first day you were too busy with setting up and scheduling that you couldn't even greet your team or the visiting ones. You didn't think it would get as busy, or how hungry boys could get.

"Hey, does Y/n have a twin?" Lev ask as he enters the gym.

"What kind of question is that? No she doesn't..do you even pay attention to information?" Yaku replies, Lev standing straight as he remembers how he forgot Yaku's advice the previous game.

"But then who's the girl who looks like Y/n but with the crazy piercings?" This piques the teams interest.

They get Lev to bring them to your so-called twin. Their mouths open in shock. They watch as you slowly push your hair behind your ears. Your earrings sparkling from the sun. And then they look at you, staring really, and see light shimmering above your lip.

"Is that-is that a septum piercing?" Yamamoto gasps.

"What the- muffle ears!" Kuroo shouts.

Your head snaps to the direction of his voice. You try to hide your smirk as they look at you with widen eyes. You give them a wave before they are stood in front of you.

"Hey guys, are you hungry?" You motion to the laid out of snacks but their gaze don't waver. Their eyes almost bugle out when they catch the silver on your tongue.

"How many piercings do you even have?" Kuroo asks and the rest of the team eagerly wait for the answer, except Kenma, he's somewhere avoiding everyone.

You grin as you show off your piercings and they just watch you excitedly point and answer their questions.

"Wow! You look so cool!" You turn and see a boy with black and grey streaks of hair approach you.

"Bokuto!"

"Kuroo!" They greet each other and you watch as a boy with dark hair quickly come behind Bokuto.

"Is this your manager? I thought your school didn't allow piercings?" Bokuto looks at you.

"Oh they don't. I just take them off or hide them." You answer and the boy, who you learn is called Akaashi, watches you attentively before flicking his eyes to your piercings. You blush under his gaze, not use to having this many people (boys) staring at you.

"Oh we have a game against you next, so let's go." Kuroo states, him and the team starts to walk away but he stops and turns.

"Save some food for us, muffle ears!" You suck in your lip.

"So you're not going to change that name?!" You huff and he grins.

"Nope." He gives you a quick wink and you feel your face get warmer.

The day goes on, more people asking about your piercings and more people looking surprised. Everyone was nice though. No judgement just pure curiosity.

It's finally break time. You watch as high school boys swarm the snack tables. Everyone grabbing a slice of watermelon to cool off the summer heat. You try to clean up but one of the boys almost run into you. You hold the tray you're carrying high so nothing drops, making your shirt lift. This catches Kenma's attention.

"She has a belly piercing(?)" he mumbles but Kuroo hears and instantly looks at you. But he's not the only one. The jewellery reflects off light and gains everyone's attention.

"Is that really Y/n?" Yaku chooses to ignore Lev, not wanting to waste his energy for the next match.

[miyaniacs]

Can I request Ushijima s/o teasing because his s/o caught him staring at s/o chest 😂

OKAAY poor baby Ushijima lol  - and omg I love your request ahaha 

warnings : slight really slight nsfw and fem reader 

masterlist ; latest post

Ushijima starring at S/O chest 

you finally found the confidence to wear this trend you always adored 

A bra as a shirt 

so you put on a cute lacy bra and your see-through black mesh shirt onto 

you went out to get some groceries and girl your confidence GREW 

some guys turned around to look after you 

not in a creepy way 

the way that boosted your confidence 

you decided to pick up your boyfriend who's practice should be finished by now

you make your way over to the gym 

You already see him from afar talking with Goshiki 

well Goshiki was talking and he was just nodding 

his eyes caught yours and he smiled 

his smile dropped as you walked closer

he quickly excused himself and walked over to you 

“Hey babe” you smile and get on your tiptoes to kiss his cheek 

“uhm.. Hey baby” he stutters 

His eyes always wandering somewhere else and not to your eyes as usual 

“Is something wrong?” you ask obvious to what is going on in his head rn 

“Baby.. you walked around like this the whole day?” he asks 

and then it clicks 

“Yessss - It’s cute right?” you smirk

“uh .. yes.. cute.” he stutters his eyes fixed on your chest 

“Toshiiii my eyes are up here” you tease 

he blushes

“ I’m sorry babe.. “ he stutters his eyes found yours again for a second before drifting downwards again 

“Babe it’s not the first time you saw this bra?” you smirk 

“Yes and I remember exactly what happened the last time I saw you wearing it” he mumbles under his breath 

“Let’s go to yours” he says and grabs your hand, starting to walk 

“Ohhh suddenly so energetic?” you laugh and he blushes even more 

“No, you probably have things in there that need to stay cold” he nods towards your bag 

“Oh yeah those aren't the only ones that start to heat upppppp” you smirk and add “Toshi I feel your side glanceessss”

“Just please stop” you whines 

“nooo It’s so much funnn” you coo 

“You wont be laughing anymore as soon as we’re home” he mutters under his breath again 

“What did you say baby?” you ask, not understanding what he said 

“I just said that you look beautiful how can I not stare at you love” he lies

“ohh you can stare at me .. but you specifically stare at my boobs tosh” you laugh 

You continue this little game of teasing him until you're home 

the second you put away the last thing in the fridge you were lifted off the ground and carried to the bedroom.

“Now now, where’s all your confidence gone?” he teases as he throws you onto the bed 

“Babe you look so beautiful - you could keep that confidence. I just need to remind you from time to time not to act up that much” he says and takes off his shirt 

[the-starless-sky]

The Cat’s Whiskers x Akan Yatsura / “JUSTICE” voice drama sample 1

Iori: Sigh...

(Iori types on the computer.)

Iori: Well, with this much sales, we're gonna do well this month. If only 'that' matter will go well too. They’re the opponents, after all. They wont show their true colors easily. What should I do, I wonder? Asking a maneki-neko's [1] useless, huh.

(Zen knocks the door.)

Zen: Young Master, excuse me.

Iori: Oh, Zen. Good job out there.

Zen: What's wrong, Young Master? Holding a maneki-neko like that.

Iori: I was asking consulting with Boss Cat about life, haha.

Zen: Haha. What's up with that? Here's today's sales reports.

Iori: Ah, thank you.

Zen: Please look inside! It's amazing!

Iori: Yeah, understood.

Zen: Anne-kun's got the shining first rank in both sales and number of calls [2] again.

Iori: Aah, that's great.

Zen: And! It's CANDY's new record!

Iori: Is that so.

Zen: Young Master! This is an amazing thing! Aren't you surprised?

Iori: Yeah. Anne-chan's seriously a hard-worker, huh. Impressive, impressive.

Zen: Young Master...? Are you feeling unwell?

Iori: No, no. It's nothin’ like that, but... I was just absorbed in my thoughts.

Zen: If you're fine with me, then please talk to me anytime. I might be able to be of help, if only a little.

Iori: Ah... you're right. Well then, shall I talk? Oh. Before that, would you lock the door? 'Cause this ain't something the youngsters should hear.

Zen: O-oh, understood.

(Zen locks the door.)

Zen: Then, Young Master... what did you mean by 'thoughts'?

Iori: Zen, what d’ya think about Paradox Live?

Zen: Yes! It's a fair-and-square earnest battle! I will definitely prove that us Akan Yatsura's number one!

Iori: Haha. That's merry in itself, but... that's not what I meant. I was talking about how something about it smells fishy.

Zen: I'm sorry... I don't quite understand.

Iori: Actually, behind this championship... Alter Trigger Company might be involved.

Zen: Alter Trigger Company, you say...!?

Iori: Yeah. Just as ya know, they might be the mastermind behind the attack on our group. I think they're the ones who conspired behind the scenesーー

Zen: If that's true, then... let's carry out a raid, right now! We have to avenge the deaths of Boss and our comrades...!

Iori: Calm down, Zen. I understand your feelings. But, it's not the time for that yet.

Zen: But...!

Iori: I told ya to calm down, didn't I? I haven't grasped a conclusive evidence yet, so it's still nothin’ more than a conjecture. If we're going to kill them... let's do it for certain.

Zen: Yes.

Iori: We'll pretend we don't know anything, win, and get closer to the organizers. That's the safest plan we have now. If we raided now withoutーー

(From outside the room.)

Masaki: It's... locked.

(Reo tries to open the door.)

Reo: Ah, you're right. Hey, Big Bro! What's wrong~?

Iori: Zen! You don't have to tell them anything we talked about just now, alright.

(In the background.)

Satsuki: Oi, Big Bro! Big Bro!

Zen: Understood.

Iori: ‘Sup, what's up~!? You guys’re bein’ noisy~! I'll open it now, stop makin’ a fuss!

(Zen opens the door.)

Reo: Hehe. Huh? Zen-nii, you're here too?

Satsuki: Big Bro! We finished cleaning up the club!

Reo: Aah! Even though I'd planned to report...!

Hokusai: We made the club... sparkly clean.

Iori: Oh! Good job, ya three. You guys're a huge help. Well then, shall we close up an' go home?

Reo: Okay~!

Satsuki: Why did you lock the door, though, Big Bro?

Reo: Aah, this is why children are hard to handle. Of course they were talking about important club stuff!

Satsuki: What's that, shitty brat!? Who'd you call a child!?

Reo: There's nobody else but Satsuki-chan, isn't it!?

Satsuki: I told you not to call me with -chan, didn't I!?

Reo: Ahaha, he's angry, he's angry!

Satsuki: Oi!!! Stop there!!!

Reo: Satsuki-chaaan, I'm here~

Zen: Oi! Don't fight in front of Young Master!

Satsuki: You bastard...! I hafta strangle this guy once or he'dーーUwah!

Iori: Oof...!

Hokusai: Satsuki... are you okay?

Reo: I'm sorry, Big Bro... Did the maneki-neko crack somewhere...? Is it okay...?

Hokusai: Satsuki, too... are you okay?

Satsuki: Ah, yeah, I'm all fine. Um, I'm really sorry!!

Iori: It's 'kay, it's 'kay. Doesn't seem like it's cracked anywhere.

Zen: Satsuki-kun and Reo-kun! Why do you guys always, always...! Won't you guys learn, for once!?

Satsuki: ...'Kay.

Zen: What, Satsuki-kun? You have anything you wanna say?

Satsuki: ...Nothing, Sir.

Zen: Reo-kun! I'm also talking to you!

Reo: Okaaay~

Iori: Cats, huh... if it's him, he might know something.

Zen: In any case! Reflect properly! Understand!?

Reo & Satsuki: Understood...

Iori: Now, now. Nobody got hurt, so just leave it at that.

Zen: No, that's not good! Come, you two, apologize properly to Young Master once again!

Reo & Satsuki: Big Bro... Sorry...

Iori: Come on...~ I hate it when the atmosphere's damp at the end of the day. Oh, yeah! To change the mood, shall we go out together?

Satsuki: Seriously!? I wanna go!

Reo: Me too!

Hokusai: If everyone goes, I want to go too...

Iori: Zen, of course ya'll join too, right?

Zen: It can't be helped, understood. I will go, too.

Reo: Yaay~ Night out~!

_

(Satsuki opens the door.)

Satsuki: Hey! We're coming in!

Shiki: Welcoー ah...!

Ryuu: Beep, beep! Shoo~! It's an enemy attack, a mob!

Yohei: Tch. You guys, huh? Sorry, but we're closed already. Go somewhere else.

Iori: You're so cold! Couldn't ya let us have a glass? Huh, danna? [3]

Shiki: W-why... is Akan Yatsura's members...?

Saimon: Shiki, step back.

Yohei: You... heh, it's been a while, hasn't it?

Iori: Hahaha! Danna, have ya been healthy? Ya even became a full-fledged bar master! Haha! We came here to greet y'all before the battle!

(Iori slaps Yohei's back.)

Yohei: O-oi! Stop that!

Hokusai: Ah... Ryuu...!

Ryuu: Hmm? Huh...? I feel like I've seen you guys somewhere... uhm... Oh, yeah! Monkey, pheasant, and dog! [4]

Satsuki: This ain’t Momotarou! And I'm not a monkey! Don't look down on me!

Hokusai: Ryuu... you haven't changed.

Yohei: Ryuu. Leave the cleaning and just bring in the signboard.

Ryuu: Okay~!!! Hey, hey, get outta the way!!! Ryuu-kun's coming through! Vroom, vro-ro-room, vroom, vroom!

Zen: Oops!

Ryuu: Get out, outta the way!!

Zen: Haha, he's really energetic.

Reo: So? Can we go in or what?

Saimon: Haha. Yes, of course. You've came all the way to greet us - there's no way we'll send you back.

Ryuu: Welcome to Bar 4/7.

Shiki: Please sit in the counter seat.

_

Zen: Well then, I'll have a lemon sour, please.

Yohei: Gotcha. Iori's gimlet, right?

(Yohei makes the drinks and put the glasses on the table.)

Iori: Yeah, thanks.

(Iori drinks.)

Iori: Ah-ha~ As I thought, alcohol hafta be this! Oh, yeah! Please serve something for our kids, too.

Reo: Then, I want a pudding a la mode!

Yohei: We have no such things.

Reo: Eeh, you don't!? Then, tapioca milk tea!

Yohei: Sigh...

Satsuki: I'll have... uh, that... I'll have bourbon.

Shiki: H-huh!? B-but...

Satsuki: Huuh!? What!?

Shiki: A-ah... um...

Zen: Hmph!

(Zen hits Satsuki.)

Satsuki: That hurts!! What's that for!?

Zen: Don't get carried away! You can drink alcohol after you're 20. Juice's enough for Satsuki-kun!

Satsuki: Tch. Fine!

Ryuu: You want some kibi-dango? [5]

Satsuki: I told you we're not Momotarou!

Ryuu: Even though you'd get a bonus of becoming Ryuu-kun's servant...

Satsuki: All the more reason for not needing it!

Ryuu: Then, Kuu-chan, what about you? [6]

Hokusai: Mm... I'm fine with anything.

Ryuu: You're fine with anything? Then, I'll give you Charismatic Bartender Ryuu-kun's Special Drink!

You are! The member of this drink! Become 100 times more cheerful! There's no choice but to drink this late in the game! Soda and coffee, tabasco, and oof, it's spicy! And to top it off, matcha, Kuu-chan's green!

Ryuu-kun's special drink for Kuu-chan... along with the smell of gutter.

(Ryuu-kun puts the glass on the counter.)

Hokusai: Thanks for the drink.

(Hokusai drinks.)

Hokusai: It's terrible. But good job for making it with all your might, Ryuu. There, there.

(Hokusai pats Ryuu.)

Ryuu: Riiight!? That's 'cause Ryuu-kun's a genius! I'm scared of my own talent~!

Yohei: Jeez... how'd he manage to make something like that?

Saimon: Haha. You're right.

(Satsuki's stomach grumbles.)

Satsuki: Aah... I'm kinda hungry. Hey, uncle! Don't you have anything to eat?

Yohei: Haa? Look, what do you think this place is?

Iori: Oh, then, Satsuki, I'll give you pocket money. Go and eat ramen or something with everyone else!

Satsuki: Huh!? Seriously!?

Iori: Yeah. 'Raimen' should still be open by now.

Ryuu: How nice~ Ryuu-kun wants to eat, too! With lots and lots and lots of garlic on top of the noodle~!

Iori: Ah, I see. Then go with them, with that kid, too.

Ryuu: Yaay! Yay, yay, yay! We gonna eat ramen! He said you can come too, Shiki! Nice, isn't it!?

Shiki: Ah... but, I'd feel bad...

Reo: You're coming, right, Ando-kun?

Hokusai: Let's go together...

Satsuki: Hm? 'Sup with you guys? How'd you know his name?

Reo: Haa? He's from the same school as us!

Satsuki: Seriously!?

Hokusai: Yeah... we're part time students, but Ando-kun's full-time. [7]

Shiki: Y-yes... we're from the same school... more or less.

Reo: We pass by him a lot on the way to school, don't tell me you didn't notice at all, Satsuki?

Satsuki: Huh... Ando, you bastard, what are you being reserved for? Are ya makin' fun of us, thinking 'I don't wanna eat with part time students'!? Ha!?

Shiki: A-ah, uh, I didn't mean...

Iori: Satsuki!

Satsuki: W-what!?

Iori: Stop pickin' strange fights, be good pals and go!

Satsuki: Eeh? Okay.

Saimon: Sorry for having you take care of our children as well.

Iori: 'skay, 'skay. Something like this's fine, once in a while.

Reo: Haha! Well then, we're going! Thank you, Big Bro!

Saimon: Everyone, be careful on the way.

(Reo opens the door and walks out with everyone.)

Ryuu: Happy and Macho, thank you, obbligato!

(Ryuu walks out.)

Iori: Happy... does he mean me?

Zen: Macho... hm... not bad.

Iori: Zen...

Yohei: Sigh... it's finally quiet.

Iori: Nah, I'm really s'prised! I knew you're working after leaving our group, but, haha, ya've mellowed down more than I thought!

Yohei: Hah. Even I'm not gonna be a child forever.

Saimon: Haha. Then, it'd be nice if you get even more mellower.

Yohei: Shut up. Don't say useless things.

Zen: Um, Kanbayashi-san, excuse me. May I get another cup?

Yohei: Yeah, of course. You want something different?

Zen: Well, since I'm here already, something low-sugar, please.

Yohei: Then, it's around tequila... gin, or brandy, huh?

Zen: Hm? This maneki-neko on the counter... it looks very similar to Young Master's.

Iori: Ah, that, huh? Not just similar, they're the exact same thing.

Zen: Eh, is that so...? Why is there the same thing here?

(Yohei lit his cigarette and smokes.)

Yohei: This maneki-neko... was given to me by the boss.

Saimon: 'Boss'? Who is that?

Yohei: Boss is... the head of Suiseki-group who I was indebted to.

Iori: There was a time when we worked as a pair, danna and I.

Yohei: Yeah, yeah. Back when we manage the cabaret club and became bodyguards.

_

Iori: What's up, danna? Piano's not your style, right? What's up suddenly? [8]

Yohei: Haha. I just thought I'd dabble in it a bit. 'Cause it seems I have the sense for it.

Iori: Who told you that kinda thing?

(From far away.)

Mob-AT: I'll order one more tower. [9]

Cabaret girls: Really? Yay~! Tower~!

Mob-AT: Let's go!

Cabaret girls: You're the best~!

Iori: Oh, my, my. Seems like that guy's being flashy today, too. Look, he keeps ordering the good bottles. If we said Boss-style, he's 'merry', isn't he. [10]

Yohei: Hm? Oh, it's the guys from Alter Trigger Company.

Iori: Seriously, they keep coming without getting bored at all. Well, that's a good thing for us, though.

(Sounds of glass breaking.)

Cabaret girls: Kya!? What's going on?

Iori: Huh?

Mobs: Oi, you there, stop fuckin' around! The fuck's with this club? What kinda shitty service is this, huh!?

Yohei: What's up with those guys...?

Mobs: Under whose permission is this shitty club operating!? Oi!?

Yohei: Is he some other group's guys?

Cabaret girls: Ah...!

Cabaret girls: Hey, what's wrong with everyone? Calm down...!

Iori: That doesn't matter right now. The Alter Trigger guys are currently drinking comfortably. Before the rating of the club drops, we’d better do something.

(Sounds of glass breaking and alarms going off.)

Cabaret girls: What...?

Iori: Customers, just now, a small fire started in the kitchen. Our staffs will lead the way, so please evacuate immediately! Cast members, please don't go out and show the way to the customers.

Yohei: This way! Please calm down.

Mobs: Oi, bastard, what's this-

Iori: You guys, stay here, alright?

Mobs: Stop fuckin'... around...

Iori: Alright?

Mobs: Ugh...

Yohei: Oi, Iori. I got them all out.

Iori: Yeah, thanks for that, danna. With this, there's only us around.

Yohei: What the hell are you guys planning? Messing around?

Iori & Yohei: Let's hear all about it.

Notes

[1] Maneki-neko or ‘beckoning cat’, said to invite customers and luck.

[2] Calls - since it’s cabaret club, essentially you can choose which hostess you want to accompany you drinking. So that means Anne gets called for by the customers the most times.

[3] Danna. There are a lot of ways to translate this, one of them being ‘master’ or ‘boss’ - the nuance is almost like ‘bro’, but more respectful. Since both ‘(gang) boss’ and ‘(bar) master’ has been used, to avoid confusion I opted for danna in italics.

[4] Monkey, pheasant, and dog are Momotarou’s companion in the folklore Momotarou. Google it up!

[5] Kibi-dango is the food Momotarou gave to the three animals that accompany him.

[6] Kuu-chan. I’m pretty sure this nickname comes from how Ryuu calls Masaki a ‘pheasant’, since birds cry ‘coo, coo’.

[7] Part-time schedule or teiji-sei is a school schedule that started in the evening for people who wants to get a high school diploma but has to work in the day for a living. Full-time, vice versa, is the usual schedule (school starts in the morning and ends in the evening).

[8] I don’t know if it shows in this translation, but in the flashback Iori speaks in a normal, unaccented way. So yes, he’s one million times cooler (in my opinion!).

[9] Tower, as in champagne tower. It’s likely the most expensive thing you can order in a club.

[10] Merry, or gokigen, is also Iori’s catchphrase in the current timeline of the series.

[*] Mob names. ‘Mob-AT’ is the guy from Alter Trigger. I don’t know where the other mobs are from unless specified.

I have no words except Iori... Iori, oh my god.

I’m sorry for being mean to you before. I love you. Not as much as I do Allen, but I love you.

[ask-the-magic-nations]

Wow I really like Franny & Artie in Ravenclaw!!

Thanks!!

((Warning: I got carried away. Like... really carried away. Basically explaining how they came to start dating in this AU. Sort of like a fic, but not really.))

Arthur really didn’t want to follow in his family’s footsteps and be a Slytherin, but he also didn’t want to be with any of his older brothers, so Ravenclaw was the only option. Plus, y’know, the studious and smart house seems like it will have pretty sane and tolerable students?

So he’s really pretty pleased underneath all his embarrassment when he hurries to the table, and he sits in the first empty place he sees, which happens to be next to Francis. And Francis doesn’t really know anything about Arthur, and he is trying to be nice, honest, and he says something along the lines of: “You must be Fingal and Tadgh’s little brother!” 

(He forgets about Dafydd. Everyone forgets about Dafydd.)

And this really annoys Arthur because literally the very reason he came to Ravenclaw was to get away from his brothers, so he says something pretty snappy and rude. And Francis is just sitting there shocked like. How dare this little firstie talk back to ME, a second year???

So Arthur kind of forgets about it (and Francis) over the next few days, partly because he and his family are always just rude to each other and he thinks nothing of it, and partly because he’s busy fending off Fingal and Tadgh, along with getting to know his subjects and the other first years (plus he and Francis are in different years, so they don’t share any classes). Then one day he’s in the common room, maybe a week after he arrives, and he says something to Francis (maybe asks him to pass him something), and Francis is like, ahaha!! Revenge time!! 

Like he doesn’t do anything bad he just gets all high and mighty and says something mildly rude back, in return for Arthur’s rudeness. They probably would have had a proper argument because if there’s one thing Arthur can do, it’s argue, but Gilbert arrives and Francis is busy.

But Francis gets to feeling kinda bad? He thinks how afraid Arthur must be, being a newbie, and he decides that since he’s the grown up one, at the mighty age of twelve, that he’ll make sure he didn’t actually upset Arthur. So he goes back to Arthur and gets ready to apologise, but Arthur thinks he’s being sarcastic? So he snubs Francis and Francis decides that’s that, he’s done being nice to the brat, and Arthur is pissed that this second year keeps annoying him, and basically it all goes downhill from there.

But they do get kinds fond of each other - like Arthur does sometimes think Francis is pretty funny when he and the BTT act up, and Francis kind of admires the fact that Arthur will fight with literally anyone including Snape. Plus they dedicate a lot of their time to annoying each other, aka Francis sure he knows Arthur’s habits in order for optimal pranking and Arthur always wanting to know what Francis is doing so that he has something to hold over his head. But they’re both way to stubborn to ever admit it.

Then in fifth year Francis doesn’t come back after summer (he’s sick or something, nothing too major but he doesn’t want to be sick at school), and Arthur’s like. What the fuck. Where is Francis. He badgers Gilbert and Antonio and even ends up writing Francis a very pissy letter. Not because he likes the Damned Frog, you understand. It’s just boring without him to fight with.

And everyone’s like. Huh. Hang on a sec. Something fishy is going on here.

Dafydd figures it out first, because Dafydd does actually keep an eye on his younger brothers and he’s fairly sensible (for a Kirkland), and he’s sat in the Hufflepuff common room one evening and just gives this huge sigh because he knows well that there is no possible way that Francis and Arthur will manage to be rational about all of this.

Yekaterina overhears him and is like, u ok? So Dafydd tells her, because he’s got a bit of a crush on Kat and he doesn’t want to upset her by not telling. Khulan also overhears, and although she doesn’t care she ends up mentioning it to Kiku when they’re talking one evening, and Kiku thinks it’s cute, because he likes Arthur and Francis.

And since Kiku knows, and since he’s under the (generally accurate) impression that Khulan would only know if it was common knowledge, he tells his roommates Mathias and Sadiq. They think it’s funny, and Mathias asks Gilbert why he didn’t tell him, since they’re cousins and all, and Gilbert’s like OOOOOOHHHH. Because this explains not only Arthur’s relentless badgering of him and Antonio, but also all those letters from Francis that all seem to be Very Interested in what Arthur is doing.

And of course Gilbert tells Antonio, who tells Lovino, who tells Feliciano, who of course tells everyone.

Fingal and Tadgh think it’s really really funny, but are also like. Proud, almost? Because the Kirklands do love each other really. Plus, Francis is a muggleborn and if Arthur falls in love with someone who’s both a muggleborn and a guy it’s going to REALLY annoy their grandparents. So they take Arthur aside and give him this painfully earnest How To Date and We Support You talk, and Arthur’s like NOOOOOOO.

(Dafydd and Seamus decide they have enough drama on their plates without all of this nonsense, so they skip out, although Dafydd does give Arthur a sort of awkward pat on the shoulder one morning which is somehow almost as embarrassing as Tadgh and Fingal’s talk.)

Of course nobody says anything to Arthur, because even if it is now widely regarded as fact, everyone’s pretty sure Arthur himself wouldn’t appreciate it being brought up, and nobody says anything to Francis either.

So he gets back to school in October, and everyone’s acting weird? he puts it down to one of those unexplainable Hogwarts phenomena and thinks nothing of it.

Except he seems to keep getting accidentally locked into cupboards with Arthur, or assigned jobs with Arthur, and it’s Really Weird.

Then the Tri Wizard Tournament starts, and obviously it’s way less dramatic and Extra without Harry being there, but Arthur has to deal with the ballad of his friend Vasilica and that Durmstrang student he Totally Hates, along with Lukas ‘what do you mean I like Mathias what are you talking about why did he talk about me?’ Bondevik. So as the Yule ball comes up he’s a bit frazzled, and decides he wont go.

But by now Francis has got wind of things and thinks that Arthur has this massive crush on him (which he does) and that he really wants to go to the Yule Ball together (which he does, but won’t ever admit to). So Francis waits for an invite, which doesn’t come. So he figures Arthur’s just shy, until he overhears Arthur talking with Abel and Erzsébet, and she’s insisting they should both go because it’s the biggest and best party they’ll see at the school.

Arthur and Abel don’t really like parties that much but they see her point. So Arthur turns to Abel and is basically like: “You wanna go together, since neither of us want to go with anybody else?”

(Abel’s aro ace and not all that sociable.)

And Erzsébet’s shocked because she’d thought Francis and Arthur were Meant To Be, so she’s like: “Arthur you’re sure there’s nobody you want to go with?” Like really heavily hinting.

Arthur does want to go with someone (Francis), but since he doesn’t realise just how widespread the knowledge that he’s crushing on Francis is, he doesn’t want to say, so he’s just: “Nope.”

“You’re sure?”

“Yes.”

“You’re ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE???”

“Yes???”

Erzsébet’s aghast because she’s got a lot on her plate trying to convince Ivan and Alfred to go together, and to get Berwald to ask Tino, plus trying to get someone - RODERICH - to ask her, so she really doesn’t have time to try and act as matchmaker for Francis and Arthur too.

And Francis is like. Heartbroken. Like he surprises himself with how upset he is. He’d got to really like the whole idea of him and Arthur.

So he’s moping for days and either stays in his dorm or the Hufflepuff common room and Arthur’s like omg why is Francis so upset? Not that I care for he is My Mortal Enemy. And even Lukas and Vasilica are like, bruh, and try to gently spell it out for him. But they’re not great with relationships either and don’t quite like to just say it.

But in the end disaster is only averted because Fingal and Tadgh are like. Annoyed. And they spend like every evening in the Gryffindor common room trying to come up with ideas, helped by Erzsébet and anyone else who’s interested. Then Seamus happens to come in with Siu Chun and Emil one day so Siu Chun can get a book from their Dorm and as he’s waiting with Emil he hears what his brothers are talking about and he’s like. Omg. no. this is so embarrassing.

All of which he says to Emil and Emil just says, “But I thought they were asking you about it to? They’ve been doing this every evening? I think they invited some of the slytherins over tonight.”

And Seamus is horrified because HE is a Slytherin. This, he decides, has gone on long enough. So when they arrive at their study group he gets Lilli to take him to the Ravenclaw common room, where Arthur is sat with Lukas and Vasilica but it’s otherwise empty and basically demands that Arthur FIX THIS AND STOP EMBARRASSING HIM.

Arthur’s mortified that Seamus knows about this, and Vasilica and Lukas have to carefully tell him that everyone knows this, and Arthur’s literally horrified, especially when he finds up what Fingal and Tadgh have been doing.

But before he can go and kill them, in an uncharacteristic display of social intelligence he finally realises what’s got Francis so upset, so he barges upstairs, slams open the fifth year dorm and basically yells for Francis to go to the ball with him. Unfortunately he’s with the Hufflepuffs right now and Arthur ends up screaming at Gupta, who’d managed to successfully avoid most of this bullshit so far, but he ends up finding Francis with Yekaterina’s help and the long and short of it is he asks Francis out. And of course Francis keeps him hanging for a few days - which gives Arthur a nice amount of time to go and have a blazing row with his older brothers - but eventually says yes the night before.

(Abel’s fine with it. He ends up going with Kiku, since the Tale of Yong Soo and Kiku is even more ridiculous. They have a good time.)

So they go to the ball, and it’s a bit awkward at first, but they end up realising that they do actually like each other, and it basically snowballs from there, although they often annoy each other because old habits die hard.

((I’m sorry, I really didn’t intend for that to be so long! Well done if you managed to read this far though lol))

[yuissamidare]

aight aight lets do this

zombie au

i wanted??? to develop the side characters more because i love them and they make me super happy when they get on screen and i went to sleep and woke up in the dead of night like. Ah. I Know.

the gist was dekapan creates a virus that mimics those weird wasp things that inject venom in caterpillars and wasps and leave them zombie-fied until they end up sacrificing themselves for the wasps babies. it works like my theory for gakkou gurashi and idk the zombies should follow their everyday routine expect that they also kill people. i’ve scrapped that idea and like, recreated how the zombies work but shhhh this part is a Super Secret.

he’s having trouble with money and! he loves science! he loves messing up and starting over and finding that one xyz fit that makes everything click how he wants to! but that costs money, and it’s money he doesnt have, so? he calls a kid he used to babysit and get along with for some help. hatabou gets him a job with a sketchy government probably trying to cure the common cold or make it impossible to burn your skin in the sun or something so of course he does the work given to him, because money is money, but the moment it gets on tv and is announced to the world dekapan calls everyone like 'hey guys dont take the vaccine something fuckys going on' and then the zombie outbreak starts and everyone gets split up and they find each other eventually after Bad Things and everyone gets fucked up about it.

people who we dont get to see pair up find each other and begrudgingly work together.

jyushimatsu and todomatsu are w matsuyo!! she has them go on a trip to the mall with her, and it’s very densely packed and a trains ride from home  (jyushimatsus here to carry bags and todomatsus here bc oohhh a mall far away). the outbreak happens while theyre in the mall, and momma and todomatsu get separated from jyushimatsu for a little while -- they do find him again, and momma decks a zombie in the face. todomatsu cries. if i were to write this, i’d focus like??? 2 - 3 chapters focusing on them being in the mall, finding a group of other survivors, and then leaving the group. depending on length and my Stamina which is. not good.

next group is totoko and karamatsu!!! and. its not because of.... anything. but totoko!! if anything is really strong and i can see her carrying an iron will and inspiring other people to follow he lead and! i like the dynamic they had with that like One Interaction. idk the beginning all too well?? like how they meet up and stick together, but i have everything after that pretty clear in my head. this would be??? the second arc of the story maybe? it take a while for them to actually get along and things go Bad in the start because ahaha karamatsu is a Fuck Up, and after that karamatsu just stops trying to talk to her and just trails behind while totoko vehemently refuses to let him help her with anything. and i actually?? dont wanna say too much about this because. ITS SURPRISE. but after they start getting along karamatsu gives her a fishbone braid, and she talks about missing her brother and they do some Feelings Talk.

idk what the fuck to do with osomatsu, ichimatsu, and choromatsu??? someones learning medicine and surgery from dekapan, someones getting yelled at by chibita while hatabou mediates, and someone starts stealing things with iyami and then starts crying in the back of his van after a close call, but idk who because they all keep flip flopping positions in my head. like, at first ichimatsu was getting yelled at, but then i put him with iyami, but then im like ‘ohhh doctor ichimatsu’. then osomatsu was with chibita n hatabou, then i was like ‘but oh he and iyami have a great dyamic’. and choromatsu was with dekapan at first bt then i was :/ with that and put him with chibita. those three are hecking me up idk what to do.

paranormal investigators

 We Are All Dependant On Our Brothers

the matsuno bros start up a ghost bustin company thats set up in a run down project and they’re all crowed up in a shitty apartment funded by hatabou and todomatsus part time job with equipment provided by dekapan because after high school it was decided that ‘shit lets hunt some ghost’ and everyone was like ‘yea sure.’

it was spawned by a dream i had where choromatsu and karamatsu are on a case and choros like 'k we gotta distract the ghost' and karas like 'got it' and while choros doing. whatever. karamatsu comes out in a bathrobe and sashays like 'ooh noo ;)) i sure hope no ghosts are going to get me while im naked and vulnerable ;)))' and choros like. 'who gave you permission to be such garbage.' and. oh. he did. 

and then later in the day a stray thought where osomatsu and karamatsu got confronted by a ghost thats like ‘ICHIMATSU MATSUNO!!! YOU, MY ENEMY WHOVE IVE TRACED DOWN FROM BARBADOS TO THE ARAN ISLANDS TO-’ then osomatsu cuts him off like ‘bro we arent ichimatsu’ and the three of them stare at each other for ten minutes before karamatsu offers to call him for the ghost and the ghost is like ‘!!!! could you?? i mean, im still damning you both to hell but’ and then ichimatsu picks up the phone, and as soon as the ghost starts talking he expels it in 0.0000000000000000000000001 seconds.

superheros

the brothers are b-rate superheros who end up in the newspapers sometimes. iyami and chibitas That Dude who ends up in hostage situations all the time and begrudgingly drive them home and make sure they eat even though they claims to hate them. its actually.... based of the storyline for my ocs so i wont actually talk about that again. nnu9mubvufe8n.

again, they live in a shit ass project but they live right next door to each other instead of crowding in One Apartment, its two with three each. they are all actively looking for day jobs because while the government pays well they struggle being adults. but this time adults with superpowers.

rpg/video game

like. back in the naru.to fandom there was a point where video game aus were really popular, like the whole grinding/gaining stats/unlocking new areas thing n all that and it surprisingly worked really well when written right?. so i was thinking about that and spacing out and i was like Oh Fuck. so this au got birthed. osomatsus the king, karas the knight, jyushi is a prince who gets kidnapped, ichis prince #2, choromatsus a wandering mage, n todos the royal advisor. 

jyushimatsu gets kidnapped in the dead of night, and osomatsus like ‘what the flying fuck karamatsu get over here lets go get him back.’ so they leave, and have ichimatsu look after the kingdom for him. hes like 'wait what please im' and is thrust into power anyways. he and todomatsu are surprisingly competent leaders and the kingdom does really good under him, even better than with osomatsu?? though he locked himself in his room for the first week and todomatsu just kept banging on the door OPEN UP YOU FUCK YOU HAVE PAPERWORK. and its an insanely huge amount because osomatsu keeps putting it off unless someone watches him and he does all the stuff like funding the armies and expanding territories before stuff like regulating taxes and funding schools and hospitals.

jyushimatsu escapes on his own after a day n is like HMMMM HOW TO GET HOME..... but then he enters a little run down village and meets homura and falls In Love and they spend time together and he eventually just forgets to come home because hes so happy with her

meanwhile with the idiot eldest duo. karamatsu doesnt know how to fucking.... spend money so when they meet choromatsu whos like the stop n shop npc he gives him all the money he has for an enchanted pair of ankle warmers that he could put his face on and that can react to his emotions. osomatsus like ‘what the entire fuck bro’ and goes to get their money back, but then ends up spending all his money on a charm thatll increase his gambling luck.

‘we’ve been bamboozled, my dearest king. our money taken right before our eyes as a miser deceived us and robbed us of everything we’re worth,’ ‘wanna beat him up, karamatsu?’ ‘of course i do.’

choromatsus like ????? wtf its not my fault you two dont know how to spend money. but they fight, and osomatsus like ‘join our party!!’ and they take a few days to convince him but he does join and he and osomatsu hit it off really well, and osomatsu decided after everything, hes going to adopt choromatsu. 

(’but we’re the same age, my king’ karamatsu says in response to his proposal. 

‘FINE, then ill get mom to adopt him, geez.’ 

then they meet chibita and n chibita and karamatsus like ‘if youre taking choromatsu, im taking chibita in if he says yes’ and osomatsus like ‘ask mom first’)

the three of them go to the place jyushimatsu was taken to, beat everyone up, and then realize he isnt there. so they just. dejectedly walk into a nearby village for rest and chibita gives them free beer.

they meet jyshimatsu an hour later on a date with homura and yes. they decide to adopt her as a sister too. (is someone marrying into your family considered adoption?? idk but everyones family now, no excuses.)

royalty/split at birth

i hate angst i just wish everyone could be happy, i say as i look through my notebook with angsty plot points as i reference my life.

the gist is: the cold color trio living in slums rather than a palace but then oso finds out OH SHIT WE HAVE MORE BROTHERS WE GO GET THEM and everyones stressed the fuck out

as soon as osomatsu finds out he has troops scour the kingdom for the them, with the directions ‘there are three more people with my face, go get em’ and he sends troops out. to everyone outside the castle this is a very ?????!!!!!!!!!! thing???because the royal family has solidified themselves as Bad Selfish people who tax unfairly and dont care about the poor. like, the rich people are all like oh! i wonder what the royal family is planning theyre so good to our kingdom ha ha! while the poor people are freaking the fuck out.

the cold colors only get a brief warning about the troops coming and the first thing ichimatsu does when he hears this is go and break all the fancy plates and choromatsus like ‘wtf are you doing!!!’ and ichimatsu just looks at him like ‘i love and respect my family so im doing what i need to’ and karamatsu takes that as his cue to take his mothers valuables and hide them under the floorboards and in the walls where the stucco breaks away and choromatsu writes a note to their mom Just In Case.

they actually do get taken and theyre fucking shocked. like, instead of the royals taking everyones valuables like they expected, theyre taking them??? and the troops are no help theyre just like ‘kay go take two sets of coats and three sets of day wear’ and they have them leave straight away.

an abrupt abduction is gonna stir up shit in the village especially if they only take the boys and leave their parents and friends. imagine how paranoid they'll be. ‘oh no what if im going next' 'i hear that theyre taking our boys now and selling them off to foreign labor' 'theyre taking our children as punishment for not being able to afford tax' ‘i heard things breaking in their home what if they got taken away for resisting’

imagine all the drama and discomfort theyll feel when they see the other bros living in the lap of luxury why their friends and family suffer like :)))

its frustrating and tense for everyone because osomatsu expected them to integrate without issue. jyushimatsu doesnt understand why they get so mad at him and refuse to be his friend. todomatsu doesnt understand why all these poor people are a problem. as long as youre happy and healthy it's fine! theres no need to concern yourself with what doesnt directly affect you. if you dont see it its not happening so its best to ignore it.

ballet

osomatsu does ballet again and is happy and has found something he loves and enjoys and everyone supports him. basically, he starts feeling nostalgic and then starts watching youtube videos and goes ‘haha pah! i can do that’ and then he realizes ‘holy shit this is something i wanna spend the rest of my life doing’

sophie even wrote a fic about it and its great and every time i read it my heart pounds ten thousand times a second and i start smiling so hard my cheeks hurt.

detectives

jyushimatsu’s an overworked forensic scientist, choromatsu’s an exasperated detective, osomatsus is watson, todomatsu’s head of the branch, and ???? ichimatsu where are you??

karamatsu’s fucking dead but he aint important.

they solve mysteries n do detective stuff.

theres also another au thats like platonic soulmate thing but eh 

[just-a-mod]

now i wanna rant about some one else

some fucked up shit is in here so be warned

i still fucking hate Jayden

HE TECHENECALLY DOESNT EXIST ANY MORE AND I 

STILL

HATE HIM

Because non existance is too fucking good for him!! its noT fAIR

BECAUSE I WANTED TO KILL HIM

its that EXACT reason why its BETTER this way, because me?? haha

hah

no

cannot indulge in such violent and basic hateful needs. logically i know that. logically i know even if i had gotten the chancE TO BURN HIM INTO NOTHING, MAKE HIM SUFFER ATOM BY ATOM AS I TURNED HIM INTO NOTHIGN

that wouldn’t be good for me, it wouldn’t be good to feel that satisfaction or level of hate that’d drive m to that place. I know that

I know that

buT I STILL CANT HELP TEH SMILE ON MY FACE AS I JUST

ITD BE SOHARD

NOT TO KILL HIM QUICKLY??? because i just, I WANNT TO MAKE IT LAST

BUT ITS LIKE IVE NEVERBEEN VERY GOOD AT SELF RESTRAINT HAHAHAH

i wanna start small, mkay. so small he doesn’t notice it at first. just follow him, watch him, learn what he does right? and i’d do it well, but not wel lenough. i wanth im to know he’s being watched. DOESNT KNOW BY WHO, OR WHAT, but he knows. 

he starts carrying around a knife, or a gun. he  looks over his shoulder, he doesnt like going out a lone. i want him to feel that fear, that paranoia. i want him to lock his windows and doors with dead bolts

 iw ant him to sleep with a weapon, have trouible sleeping, one eye open, his back to the wall. 

i want to take away his sense of safety. i want ot break into his house while he sleeps, fuCk up little things, and leave.  he would begin to wodner if this curtains were open or shut when he went to sleep. did he leave the honey on the counter or put it away?? little things that’d tick away at his brain

and then? i’d make it moRE OBVIOUS. is he going crazy??? is this some stalker??? some monster????

he’d stop sleeping, he wouldn’t leave his house, he’d watch EVERYTHIGN, and i’d be watching him. be watching him try to cling to some safety

and then when he FINALLY passes out, i’ll bREAK EVERYTHING. I’LL RUIN HIS ENTIRE HOME AND whether he wakes up while the process is happening or not is just fine.. becase he’ll know, he’ll know he isn’t safe, that no number of locks or doors or walls could keep him from this hunter that stalks him

he’d try to run or fight back, it doesn’t matter. one just ends the game sooner. if he runs, then it just continues UNTIL he fights back. i won’t let him rest, i wont let him feel safe. i’ll fucking track him down any where he goes until he turns around like a frenzied cornered animal and tries to fight back

and then i’ll fucking bash his head against a wall, i’ll knock him out and take him some where remote. i’ll laeve him there, in fucking agony and isolation. i’d wait till he was fully recovered from sleep and lack of food and such before i dug in

it has to be the first level of torture first. just very basic, non lethal stuff. i’ll let him know, while he’s screaming, that he brought this on himself. the day he hrut the two people the most important to me.i’ll tell him exactly every evil thing that brought him to this place, this pre hell. i’ll tell him how i watched him, how i stalked and played with him, and ask him if thats how it felt when he did it?? ask him if he felt that thrill and i’l ldrive a fucking nail through his fucking eye ball 

nothign to kill him, no no. gotta keep him alive because it’s not enough yet. after the soft shit, then we get into the hEAVY things. and i know..ahaha...

thanks to an ex, i know some sick shit. i’ll make him hurt beyond what his brain could even comprehend. I’ll make him suffer, but not enough to break his mind. if his mind breaks, that isn’t any fun. gotta let him recover, gotta let him think he can fight back, that he can suvive this hahaha

that he can

get freee

hahAHhahahaha

and i’d let him try, a few times any way. i’d let him try to run only to drag him back and make him hurt worse. i’ll breed that same level of hate in his heart for me that i have for him. i’ll stoke the fucking fires of pure hatred and watch it consume him just like it consumed me

and once he was at that point, hahhaha, 

kIlLING HIM Just ISNT ENOUGH

SOi”D LEAVE HIM IN AGONY FOR EVER, UNABLE TOG ET REVENGE, UNABLE TO ESCAPE THE PErSON HE HATES THE MOST

HELL WOULD BE KINDER THAN ME, DEATH WOULD BE A RELEASE HE DOESNT FUCKING DESERVE

and so i’d live out the rest of our fucking days making him miserable and a mess of a man until one of us fucking died and you fucking bet its gonna be him first

and tbh its all well and good to plan but you know at some point im gonna just fucking kill him hahaha

and its just, its never enough. that’s not even the worst thing i ever had planned for him. the worst is giving him to Burt. my most favorite idea is giving him to Burt

Burt would be real good in helping me fil that need of revenge. couldn’t instill hate but it’d still be nice to see Jayden fucking feel the same kind of fucking pain he’s inflicted ahha

that same kind of fucking fear and pain and helplessness 

and i’d just watch, because Burt could keep him alive. Burt couild drag it out and make it a fucking nightmare. but he’d also break Jayden, and after that i’d be bored and unsatisfied. once they break, they aren’t the same person any more and oyu might as well let them go or kill them, which the latter would be more likely

and the sickest part is, i’d want to show the two he hurt what i’ve done to him, in either scenario. just hold his battered body out like a cat who killed a mouse and smile and be like ‘are you happy?? i hurt him!!’

they’d be fucking horrorfied and i knwo that but i’d still hope they’d be proud haha in some sick way

like ‘i hurt the man who hurt you, im good right?? i did good??’

no Alyss, you fucking stooped to his level and became a monster 

‘i did good?’

NO

‘i did good :D ?’

because my brain just couldn’t comprehend being told i did something wrong having done whta ever depraived and horrible thing i could do, especially if it was Burt related hahaha

i just, i cannot fathom them being proud , but i dont want to think of them being disappointed, because that thought hurts in an amazing way

and its why im glad he doesn’t exist technecally any more, because i dont have to worry about becoming htat much of a monster

[princessnowvie14]

Random Thoughts

(This is a piece from my personal random thoughts diary, I decided to share it for no reason. I’m a little bit emotional right now haha)

Hey! it's been awhile. Ang dami ko naiisip these past few months but I never had the chance to write it down. For now my mind is filled with those thoughts about how people (to be specific those friends) na nain a relationship na. Those friends na nagbago since magkalovelife. I won’t mention any names, i don’t hate them anyway, im just upset and disappointed kung bkit kelangan magbago, when I was in their shoes, im always worried about how my friends will think about  our situations, will they understand? Could they adapt easily? will i be the one who should adjust.I remember how I asked my friend after a break up kung nagbago ba ko cause i dont want them to deal w/ my not so nice attitude. I wasnt perfect I admit, I havent handled it perfectly, i mean who can? Bakit ko nga ba kinocompare? I always thought that i've been bad or i was never a good friend, I made mistakes, I demand a lot, I just want a fair treatment. I know its too much. People or even my friends wont undestand me anyway. I dunno if I miss them, yes we grew apart, separate ways, is it just me? or we havent noticed it. I can enumerate them w/o knowing who are those, but im not gonna be rude or something. First thing first, or just a random people who recently come and go.

Lets begin with that #1 person who always there when I needed him the most. I mean when he was single, I always tell every problem I had, the serious ones or even the smallest and unimportant things that’s been happening to me. He always text me like im one of the most important girls in his life. He's not good at giving advice i'll be honest haha but i love how he comforts me as a friend, i've never felt so alone. Then every rant I make, he makes it easier for me to laugh about stupid things. Then I remember his last message, he couldn’t hang out anymore cause he has a girlfriend so I wish him the best. then that was it,  I never received any message from him anymore.  He's nice and all, pinagtyagaan nya ugali ko. and I cant even get mad because he's a good guy. It's funny na ganun na lang yun. Its funny in a painful way.

Okay lets move on to the next one, this guy #2 well he's my fave guy bestfriend. I mean a joker and he can make me laugh with just a blink of an eye. He's hilarious. I swear I wanna slap him all the time but I can share deep convo with him. He's a good guy in a naughty way. He always gets me even when Im mad. He got a worst relationship why? He's been fooled and cheated on and they're still together  til now. ye, reason why I wanna kick him and punch and throw him away, damn he's really stupid. He knows im mad about what happened i never wanted anyone to treat him like that but he's in love. Thats why he's avoiding me. Well we kinda talk a little sometimes but not like we used to. And I guess its fine. He's fine so go on dude ahaha

Next and probably the last, I wont mention the others cause I guess its gonna be too much. But I think this one is the most important of them all. I lost her #3, but she never lost me. never . I'll always be her bestfriend. Things got complicated between us, we never understand each other anymore, diffferent situations, different opinions. I made her cy and I always will if i didnt end it. I felt like it was my fault I, na carried away ako sa intense emotions ko. always, but I wont change, i am too emotional for her. I know she couldnt handle me, i knew from the start that she won't, I control my attitude when I was with her, Yes, I never showed who I really was, she know my dramatic and fun side. But that wasnt me afterall. I hide, to protect her, I hate myself. We wouldve been bestfriends if I let her know what kind of girl I am. Isnt it weird. na kahit matagal na kong kasama hindi pa rin ako kilala. That time I know she needed me, SHe needed me most of the time. I tried to reach out. But I cant, I wanted to help .  I dont know what i was thinking. She can understand me but there's a lot of sides that cannot be explained. Mystery, secrets..Ano nga ba talaga dahilan, she's been in a relationship lately, cant blame her for that, she deserves a good guy and there it is. pero i guess un ang naging reason pra mamis understood nmin ang isat isa. She's in love and Im broken. See the difference? She's sweet, Im bitter. She wanna hug someone, I wanna punch someone. Seems like eveything is contrary. I know nasa amin na yun ang pag aadjust. I just cant explain now, there's a big part of me nawala nung i end ang lahat but i wanna see the good side. I know she's fine w/o me. She has someone. And I got no one. But then maybe that's life is all about. We cant control who will enter and who will leave. Not even the reasons.