#alicepost

[aliceposting]

despite everything you have to try and be niceys. i think

[catgurltreats]

Adam Sandler: So here's my pitch. There's this guy, average guy, kind of a loser, stays upbeat, his only real flaw is that he's a child at heart and doesn't hide it

Me: Ok Adam. This is fresh as fuck every time

Adam: And one day, he meets this beautiful blonde, and she doesn't really respect him. But he KNOWS there's a connection, and there must be something wrong that she doesn't see it

Me: Adam you're blowing my fucking mind this is untouched territory for you

Adam: So the guy crosses a few lines, yaknow? He steps over the line a little bit but it's for love, right? So it's cool. He solves the problem with social heroics, stays persistent and even though things get rough he wins her heart

Me: Yesssss this is literal gold Adam this is ingots

Adam: And I'm thinking, like, who we can get to play the guy?

Me: I think we both know just the guy

Adam: You don't think it's weird that the awkward everyman hero with a heart of gold is me again?

Me: Adam. Hand on heart bro. I couldn't care less

Adam: I'm so glad. You're my rock

Me: Can I borrow another $10,000

[saintbleeding]

[ID: Two digital drawings of Sam and Alice from episode 39 of The Magnus Protocol. In the first, Sam and Alice are dancing together. Sam wears a dark blue suit and Alice wears a baby blue gown adorned with pink and blue flowers, and there is a wedding band on her left hand. Sam’s eyes are obscured behind Alice’s smiling face and they are surrounded by sparkles and hearts in blue, pink, and white. In the second, Alice sits hugging her knees, still wearing her wedding ring. She looks exhausted and tearful, eerily lit in red from beneath. The spectre of a large, bloodshot eye floats behind her head. End ID.]

wow i love rq’s Patented AU Beam™ and i love how it has never once made me suffer ever. really good no notes

[alice-is-a-mouse]

the entire point of a girlfriend is to spoil her btw

[digitalrosary]

pinned . requests closed .

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[ratlesshonret]

one day everyone will realize that im the best and specialest bitch in the whole world. and they'll feel so sorry i bet they will. just you all wait until im the golden goddess descending upon you and enacting my wrath and hatred upon the world. man if only.

[zotarozoestar]

Thinking about tying a girl up.

Thinking about tying a girl up, blindfolded, led by my gentle hands to a door. It opens, and we walk inside.

I raise your hands above your head, and you feel your feet pick up, on your tippy toes for me now, as I slip the knot onto something sturdy. It holds you up, toes brushing the floor lazily. This is where I want you, in between, where neither the floor nor the air hold your weight.

Still unable to see, you feel a sharp pain as something hits you hard in the chest, air rushing out of your lungs as the wind is knocked out of you. A pretty gasp escapes your lips, it's fitting. Just as you start to catch your breath, another blow catches you on your right side...teeth clenched, incapable of anticipating the next blow, or where it will land. Will it be the same spot, or somewhere different? The pain throbs, sending your mind spinning.

Several more rapid strikes, before the blindfold falls loose, knocked away by the force transferred through your suspended body, teetering on air as your feet can barely graze the ground. You see me, smiling fiendishly, taking my gloves off. You'll feel my knuckles tonight, I'll massage all of the worry from you with them. Don't worry darling, you'll be too focused on your survival to let any of those worries cloud your pretty thoughts.

This is going to be a long night for you. If you last until sunrise, I'll let you down. If you can't walk away, that's okay too. You can sleep here another night. 🖤

Any volunteers?

[alice-roblox]

Random speed paint of Alice bc i don’t have anything to post.

[alicewolfposting]

Get u a tgirl that writes you poems in Google translate french

[aliceposting]

im at school so u only get legs

computer, show me various pictures of hot tgirls who are also creatures

[nucleardog55]

Sex worker who summons a demon for her onlyfans collab

[aliceposting]

psychic predictions for 2024: earth asplode

[catgurltreats]

People have to stop posting donation links to mermaids those cunts agreed with the cass review

[saintbleeding]

every day i wake up grateful for every coincidence in the history of this world that resulted in alice dyer being a character that got made................

[alice-is-a-mouse]

i love shy girls that are freaks online

u make the world go around

[saintbleeding]

[ID: Transcript excerpts from episode 8 of The Magnus Protocol, MAG119, and MAG114. They are arranged with Alice’s dialogue on the left and Tim’s on the right, showing the parallels. The first pair of excerpts:

(MAGP8) ALICE: You sound stressed. Problems up the corporate ladder? Already feeling the strain of Deputy President of Executive Synergy?

(MAG119) TIM: [dryly] You sound stressed. You know I hear the great Grimaldi’s in town. You should go see it, cheer yourself up.

The second pair of excerpts:

(MAGP 8) ALICE: You got it, “boss.”

(MAG114) TIM: [Sigh, then faux-polite] Good to see you, Boss.

End ID.]

terrible day for people whose favorite characters are alice and tim