#all I want to do is draw draw draw and think about the stupid guys who work a 9-5

[kissandtellus]

‘F’ is for Freak!

Synopsis: Nerd!Choso fails to get a good grade in Cheerleader!GF’s Paper! Uh oh!

Warnings: Smut, getting hit THERE with rolled up paper, Choso is a crybaby, Reader is mean, Degrading

Choso hadn’t meant to upset you. He SWORE those questions on your College Calc class were right! He would never EVER make his pretty girl mad on purpose so she would punish him!

“You’re so pathetic Cho~.” You huff, trailing a manicured nail down his chest, leaving an angry red trail in its wake. Choso whimpered behind the makeshift gag made of your panties.

Choso was a big guy regardless of his nerdy demeanor. He could easily snap the bonds you made out of your leggings but why would he do that? He was right where he wanted to be!

Choso’s drool is dripping through the thin fabric of your panties as you pace the room, staring at the big angry ‘F’ on your paper.

“You are only good for TWO things,” you slam the rolled paper down onto his straining cock through his boxers. Choso whines, trying to squeeze his thighs together to avoid the assault. “One, is using that big dumb head of yours!”

WACK

The paper collides with his leaking length. Choso’s eyes roll back and he whines pathetically through your panties. “And two-“

You pull his boxers over his cock, watching the angry red tip slap against the edge of his stupid anime t-shirt from high school. “Is for this.”

You looked at his weeping dick like it personally offended you. “You’re fuckin’ disgusting Cho.” Your comment is followed by an array of slap against his cock, string of pre-cum now soak the failed paper.

His hips are bucking and cowering away all at once. His balls draw tight to his body. Fuck, was he gonna cum from this?!

You scoff and toss the paper aside before yanking the panties from his mouth- “You stupid loser! You made holes in my favorite underwear!”

Choso only panted, giving you those big pathetic eyes that only he could muster. “M’ sorry Y/n! I-I really thought I did good!”

You grabs his face, nails digging into the fat of his cheeks. “Aww you thought? Well you thought wrong, dipshit!”

You push his face aside and climb onto his lap. You lift the frill of your pretty little cheerleading skirt up to straddle him, plush lips framing the length of his cock perfectly. Choso bows his head against your shoulder. You always smelled so good, even after practice-ESPECIALLY after practice.

“I’ll just have to take my frustrations out on this good-for-nothing dick, then.” The throbbing head catches on your clit and Choso nearly loses it right then and there.

“Oh, and don’t even think about cumming. I have a biology paper due and your dick won’t even get NEAR me if you fuck that up.”

Well, shit. He turned that paper in for you yesterday.

What a shame.

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

Unconventional Truth: Five

Jack stood with you as you watched your family drive off and chanced putting an arm around your shoulder, "You did good, kid." he said, squeezing lightly.

"Think so?" you ask, biting your lip.

"Yeah," he said. "Yeah, I do." You didn't just give him a car back. It was the connection. To his kids and their mother. A positive from something negative. Getting one over on an Ex who hurt him. A baby sister who loved him so much she moved heaven and earth to make it happen... It might not make the pain go away but. It would keep him going.

You nod after a long moment and exhale slowly, "I'm starving. Did you have somewhere in mind?"

"I uh-" He'd not gotten that far. It wasn't a date but- "shit I- not really."

"A cold cider and some wings sounds really good right now," you pause and look up at him, "please tell me you're not a weirdo who expects women to only order salads in public."

Jack snorted, "After what you pulled off today, doll, if you want to eat a plate of wings be my guest. But I fully expect the details about the weirdo."

"Oh. my. god. As if roping you into my family drama wasn't enough now you wanna know about my tragic dating life too?" You wiggle out of his grip, pouting and Jack follows you to the car.

"Just the fun parts," he said teasing. "You don't have to tell me anything too embarrassing."

"Well most of the fun parts I probably shouldn't tell you because you could snitch me out to my brother," you tell him, glancing at the back up camera display to back out.

"I wouldn't-"

"Like that time I was giving a guy a blow job and he called me mommy when he came. I laughed and come came out my nose."

You said it straight-faced, never taking your eyes off the road. And Jack can't tell if you're fucking with him or not. "He kept calling but like- he cried after that and like. What? I don't think he meant mommy in a sexy way he kinda whimpered it-"

"Jesus Christ." Jack laughed in spite of himself even as he felt his face turn red. "So you pick winners, huh?"

"Evidently. That might be why I got left at the altar twice by the same guy."

"Ouch."

That, he noted was less straight faced. and your hands tightened on the wheel. It stung. It still hurt. Even as you shrugged and glanced at him to shoot him a smile.

"It's okay. The second time was kinda my fault. I mean. I did take him back. And I did KNOW he was a tool after the first time."

"So why did you," Jack asked, "Take him back, I mean."

"All the usual reasons I suppose. Fear, nieviety, stupidity, wanting to get married before I was 30? You know because the movies say your like is basically over at 25."

You shrug again and stop at the light. And he watches you, chest aching a little. He still remembered so much hope in everything you used to write. You believed in people so much. And it was still there or you wouldn't have asked for help- asked him for help.

"Y/N I'm sorry I didn't mean to-"

"It's okay," you tell him. "You live and you learn, right? At least now I know to leave the projects on HGTV... And next time fuck it marry for money."

Jack rolled his eyes but snorted. You didn't believe that. At least not the part about marrying for money. If you did you wouldn't have dropped the money you did on your brother's car without flinching. But he wasn't gonna push it. Not now.

When you backed into your parking space near the bar, Jack unbuckled his seatbelt and hopped out, coming around to open your door. "Chivalry isn't dead," you observe.

"Just missing a foot."

"Careful, Dr. Abbot," you warn, "if you keep it up this will start feeling like a date."

"I promise it's not," he said drawing an 'x' over his heart with his free hand as he helped you out of the car.

"Good," you tell him, "because I have an excellent track record of NOT getting crushes on my brother's friends."

"And I don't sleep with my friend's siblings."

"Good."

Jack doesn't let go of your arm, though and leads you inside. Going to a table and getting you settled before going to the bar. One cider and one beer and two menus. Just to give himself time to breathe. Chivalry might not be dead but he might be by the end of the night.

When he turned around with glasses in his hands and you smiled at him, Dr. Jack Abbot realized that he might really be in trouble.

[factual-fantasy]

24 Asks! Thank you! :)

@the-holly-opal

Nope! She's alive and well. She was born in present day since she swapped places with Eggman in the timeline. 🫶

@fablegate

XDD Nah, only thing in his boots are his feet! And maybe like.. A knife or something? A dagger? Do cowboys keep weapons in there..? <XDD

@how-am-i-still-here-lmao

Nah, I still cant afford it 😅💔 I think I'm just gonna throw in the towel and watch a play through on YouTube-

But yeah I don't have much interest in those 3 characters, but I had fun molding them into whatever I wanted in my AU :D

@ardent-38

XDDD You are very welcome!! 😎😎😎

Pff XD No, my sona just gets spikey when stressed

@lathan-chillyfilm

I don't know much about it yet, but I don't like what I see Imma be real..

@mimioctoandfriends

👁️👁️

@thelatter0verview5

Frank Welker wouldn't have been a great voice for Bowser, but ANYONE would have been better then Jack Black. 💀

Ngl I genuinely rotate between the 3 and use them equally as much as eachother.

When I am trying to distinguish between my laptop and my full set up, I say "My laptop and my desktop."

When I am talking casually about my set up, I use "PC" and Computer" interchangeably for no discernable reason. Its just which ever word my brain adds to the sentence first <XD

Idk if I wanna be added to a graph of any kind..? But it was still a fun question to answer, so thank you! :D

@graphitesblog

Shnom...... liteol shmolm...

@lokifaith

Thank you!! :DDD💕💕

@zorkbork

Honestly that's a good question.. my memory isn't that great-

I thiiiiiink I just wanted to draw a silly character with a stupid name. And since I like gnomes I thought to make a Gnome with a name that started with a silent G. I added the among us shape to him and boom, Gerald was born(?) XDD

Also thank you! I wish the same for you! :DD

@caronaro-flipaclip

I know of the mystery dungeon games and kiiind'a get the premise. But my Violet team is in the normal Pokémon universe with humans and everything :0

I always forget they're canonically cousins because their age difference is crazy. If Maria was alive today she'd be like 70 years old or somethin. She'd probably have 30 years on Eggman

W Tails! :DD

Thank you for the info! :00

@minnesotamedic186

Yeah but when people make a cartoon character based on a blue whale, its almost always depicted as blue. So I was just surprised to see it be so grey.

And the color aside, nothing about that character look like a whale to me 💀 If you showed me that cookie and told me to guess what it was based on, I would have NEVER guessed a whale of any kind.

@eireni

ooo :0 thank you for the info! 📝

Oooo thank you for all the information! :DD

As a whole I'm not really interested. <:/ I never felt inclined to jump into it the same way I did Undertale. 💔

AWE! Thank you so much!! :DDD

@misscherrypie

The thing that threw me off is I was under the impression that murder drones was meant to be a very serious show. With the concept of all life on earth being extinguished and the remaining robots going around massacring each other.

With that in mind, I expected rather realistic and gritty looking robots. Instead we got.. this.

Giant bobble headed robots with ENORMOUS glass foreheads to show their uwu expressive eyes. They have HAIR and normal working mouths for some reason. Long noodle arms a cartoony round hands and fingers. They wear NORMAL HUMAN CLOTHES for some reason- with a Uzi wearing a hot topic edgy beanie and jacket. And then the murder drones, they all have these long noodle tails with needles at the end. Like.... I just cant take these guys seriously, no matter how gritty their world tries to be, I cant take them seriously at all.

And that's not even mentioning the episode that was about prom or something where they wore suits and dresses.💀 Its just not for me at all. The characters look way too silly for my taste considering how serious (I think) the show was trying to be. 💔

@redrevent2

Nah, I only really write romantic plots for my own original OCs sometimes. I don't dabble in any ships if the characters aren't mine.🚫👎

@megadino706 (Referencing this post)

It explains why he mirrors Sonic in almost ever way. In canon there is absolutely no logical reason why Shadow is a hedgehog. Sega just wanted an edgy character that could be mistaken for Sonic.

(And before anyone argues the "super sonic mural" thing, that is not canon. Its just a theory, a GAMMEEE THEORY...)

[moeblob]

I love Chris so much you guys.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

friend notoriously bad at videogames said shed play marvel rivals with me tomorrow chat if i never post after tomorrow night its because a blood vessel bursted

[yuukei-yikes]

one thing aside from takane's birthday i want to know is the deal with mary's dad. shion is there something you'd like to share with the class

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

I think I need that "Wow, I haven't stubbed my toe in five months! I was then shot fifty-seven times." Audio again

[ianthesmells]

the fandomization of mouthwashing really watering it down tbh LOL seeing a game that focuses on like, rape culture and how women are dismissed, and then seeing people drawing chibi jimmy, anya/curly uwu fluff, or like random crossovers with characters in the mouthwashing scenario just to put a guy in bandages and forget that the story is about a rape… and then the added psychic damage of the constant rape discussions because of the US election being followed by Hot Anime Boy Curly on my feed… its rough out here yall

[xinanigans]

Hyperfixation is a curse in disguise of a blessing

[honeyconez]

guys hear me out would painis cupcake pay taxes? Because he’s not like mega insane like ass pancakes I think he’d pay his taxes in my professional opinion.

[nonsensechemicals]

crying whenever i talk about Cookie9 because all my friends have these interesting and unique theories on them while i take everything too literally and they all just stare at me like “dude… uuugh we r TIRED” <-they dont actually say this they are very kind to me but i can Feel It

[unrelatabledude]

happy birthday rinne amagi

[kil9]

every time someone makes the AI art debate about "being lazy" i die a little

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

Yknow. Sometimes I enjoy the feeling of whenever I'm feeling good that my brain has like five different things it wants to do at once. I want to go outside and lie down and listen to music and just listen to it and enjoy it and waltz around in lala land but also I want to Play Game but also also I want to casually go through Tumblr while flinging around A Guy on my computer screen(this would also involve listening to music but different vibes and not through my headphones I got specifically for immersiveness with music and videos) and I already did more drawing earlier so i at least got that mostly out of my system but I also want to draw more as well

[annihilatius]

I'm unironically getting interested in a 10 year old Minecraft roleplay series that hasn't been updated in 7 years and will never actually be finished because the two people that made it together got divorced and don't even record stuff at all anymore so there's barely any fandom anywhere and any fan content that exists is (the vast majority of the time) stuff from 8 years ago when it was still being made uploaded by inactive accounts I'm so fucking ashamed of myself

[reallysaneguy]

Sometimes I wonder what an interaction would be like between 2009 noir and ITSV noir, except they're both stupid teenagers