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"I think this Category of human being is disposable" okay that not only sucks and is fascist but also makes getting you to deem someone to be disposable a simple matter of convincing you they're in The Category regardless of the truth. Also The Category is often misapplied to a vulnerable minority because it makes people like you agree they're disposable.
"Anyone who disagrees with me about The Category of people being disposable is a Category apologist or probably also in The Category themselves" Oh so you're just totally unconcerned with truth or justice or ethics or human rights and just are feeding your bloodlust for the sake of revenge fantasies. got it 👍
#“I've solved it! We just kill all the Bad People so all the Good People can live safe happy undisturbed lives 🥰” That's Fascism.#If your solution to wrongdoing is to just kill evryone who's Too Evil then your only problem with concentration camps is who's in them#“The world would be a better place if *I* was in charge of who lives and who dies.” That's Not Very Fucking Leftist Of You.#Your only problem with the evil empire is that you're not in charge of it. Your politics are a joke and your ethical backbone is liquid.#problemnyatic thoughts
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The funniest part of Murderbot and ART's relationship is that Murderbot is a fundamentally good person made to work for an evil institution, and ART is a fundamentally evil person who works for a good institution.
#murderbot#murderbot diaries#asshole research transport#perihelion#never forget how many times ART has suggested blowing things up as a fast solution to a problem#and how many plans it has ready to go if anyone ever takes it up on its suggestions#and the actual kidnapping tax fraud and identity fraud#duo of all time tbh
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Y'know what? In a dying world so cruel and bleak, I think loving is the most powerful thing you can do. In a world where capitalism wants us to break our backs, where peace is scarce, and where some of our brains decide to say mean things to us. It's so important, actually, to be kind and share joy and take care each other, and ourselves, in spite of the way the world is. To love is one of the most rebellious acts one can do
#kind of a nothing burger post. to you. to me its enough#hopepunk#<- i hope im using that tag right#i just think love– to love and to Be loved – are the answers to life‚ somehow.#maybe theyre not the solution to every problem. but theyre what makes finding it all worthwhile
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it’s wild to me that like every modern adaptation of Sherlock Holmes (and by modern I mean “made recently” not “set in modern times”) is like Hell Bent on coming up with a Reason™️ that Watson stays with Holmes and trots around with him on adventures all the time despite the inconvenience and the danger and all, and so it’s like “oh, Watson’s a gambling addict, he loves uncertainty and mystery” or “oh, Watson’s an adrenaline junkie, he gets off on being constantly in danger from criminals” or even like “Watson’s atoning for sins of the past of BEING IN THE WAR by solving crimes with Holmes now” or WHATEVER. And it’s like, girl, maybe he’s just in love! Did you think of that?? Maybe he’s got a crush and it’s making him do stupid things. Maybe he’s just got bad taste and his type is guys who don’t know how to refold newspapers properly but can identify different types of cigar ash by sight, smell, and taste. And wrote a monograph on the subject. Maybe he’s down bad is all. I mean, Keep is simple, stupid!!!
#this whole problem also requires the extra step of making Holmes into someone who’s like actively cruel and terrible to Watson specifically#which like he also isn’t in canon at all#he’d probably be an inconvenient roommate that not everyone would personally want to put up with#but he’s not like endangering Watson all the time and interfering in his affairs constantly#The way writers always adapt him doing#so like it’s a problem they’re inventing and then writing a silly solution for#and no one better come for me for ‘bad taste’ I was trying to be funny and also Holmes is insane#the fact that Watson took one look at him and his bonkers lifestyle and pledged his life to him is just proof that Watson is also insane#in the when harry met Sally way of ‘thank god these two found each other and spared the rest of us the trouble’#anyway this is all part and parcel with the way writers who adapt Holmes don’t understand Watson#and even people who LIKE Holmes and get his deal still rarely get what makes Watson great#BUT that’s an essay for a different time and I won’t get into it now#sherlock holmes#john watson#doctor watson#acd#acd canon#tagging this as canon is sooo silly sorry but I don’t know what else to put#also worth noting that like the idea of working with Holmes as this chronically super dangerous thing is also silly#Like a solid percentage of their cases are solved from the comfort of baker street#there’s definitely some dangerous cases (‘bring your revolver’ is a meme for a reason after all) but like not enough of them#that you can make a strong case for John Watson: Adrenaline Junkie™️#except that modern writers make every case life or death high stakes serious so like….thats where it comes from#ANYWAY
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day 179
this is it. the pesterlog where the polycule got me
#day 179#year 6#aradia megido#sollux captor#jade harley#homestuck#ordinarily id link to it so yall could read the whole thing but the site is still down#its literally been months at this point i wonder what the deal is#i mean current team is aware of the problem im sure theyre working on it i just dk enough about website hosting to have like#any idea what causes smth like this or what kind of time table a potential solution might be on#anyway i love these 3 sm#sollux is being a bitch but dont worry jades going to dunk on karkat in just a moment#and their haters' bond will be cemented immediately#god i wanna do a dub/animatic of this whole pesterlog honestly its such a fun one#this lil comic doesnt even feature The Other Aradia who is also standing in the room at the time listening to all of this#teaming up with herself to roast sollux. god i love them
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Dooo it, doooo it
(Links - neocities, sadgrl.online, w3schools, word to html editor, github, lissa explains it all, beginner's guide to html and css)
bleh I think i caught a cold on my trip, I've got a headache. plz allow for any delays, haha
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#zar and friends#z art#how i've been feeling lately lol#the solution to all problems is MAKE A WEBSITE#more sites more sites! make more sites!#make more tf2 sites so i can link them to my tf2 site lol
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@ninadove YOU.
Thank you for making me appreciate the tragic nature of slithering-out-of-grasp design of Aspik. I could not resist :(( I BLAME YOU FOR EVERYTHING <3
rest of you read It brings the world back into tune
Bonus: A familiar voice
#my art#my post#lukadrien#aspik#cat!luka#berlioz#adrien agreste#luka couffaine#it brings the world back into tune#snake!felix#ladybug#felix graham de vanily#okay I had to draw two new costumes for this and Berlioz's is kinda almost too casual but I feel like it fits??? well i like it#however with Felix I knew I could go silly and extra :D#if I may put my own headcanons here. I've had thoughts about snake Felix while drawing#You know how Aspik's problem was caring too much and trying to rescue people every time and suffering when he couldn't#how Viperion is attentive and patient and knows when to step aside to watch and make conclusions and then guide his teammates#patience and analysis applies to Felix too#but. I thought about taking risksssss during loops#I thought about fights where Felix pushes his teammates under fire on purpose to see what happens#loops when everyone in team is convinced he betrayed them#loops when he isn't bothered too much about harming people#(after all do people really care about harming those like him?)#but all that allows him to quickly find a solution#I feel like Ladybug would surely dislike him. this is certainly pre-s5 Felix to me. spitting poison#but he does his job perfectly and Ladybug doesn't want to admit that he's... probably a better fit than Aspik#while Luka tries to deal with the dissonance#It's Aspik's voice but different song. it's Aspik's eyes but different color. It's Aspik's lips but different smile#this is still about lukadrien angst. but i got very distracted with the cobra boy#what if he took this opportunity to learn everyone's identities on purpose
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nothing, just watching his daughter and his girlfriend scheming and plottin' in front of him.
#lykaia#*kristopher oaklow#sneak peek#the girls said all these problems could be solved by one realllll simple solution
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Some more thoughts about Jason Todd and why, while funny, all the headcanons about “x kills the Joker for Jason instead” (Usually some variation of Dick, Talia, Ra’s, or even Jason himself) are completely missing the point of UTRH.
No disrespect to anyone with this post, it’s just that Jason would not suddenly let go of his bitterness if someone else killed the Joker. It just wouldn’t happen.
The Jason-Bruce-Joker conflict will never have a satisfying resolution for Jason, even without taking DC’s opinions of the Joker into consideration because Bruce unintentionally set up a situation in which he must choose between a promise he made as a child in the wake of his parents’ death (his no-kill code) and an unspoken promise he made to Jason before his death.
For context, the “unspoken promise” comes from Batman #425, in which Felipe Garzonas’s father seeks revenge against Jason for his son’s death. In this issue, Bruce explains to Jason why the confrontation happened, and states that “For every action in this universe, there is an opposite and equal reaction. Consequences, Robin. There’s no escaping them.”

He even refers to Garzonas Sr’s actions as “a father’s righteous fury”. It’s not hard to see how a teenager would take this to mean that the natural consequence for killing a son is a father seeking vengeance.
This, combined with the discovery that not only had he died, but that his killer was still alive to brutalize and kill many more, paints a clear picture to Jason. That being, essentially: If Bruce refused to avenge Jason, then Bruce does not consider Jason his son.
Following that line of thought, Jason sets up a choice for Bruce:
Option 1: Allow me to end this clown, turn a blind eye, and prove to me that I’m your son, your family.
Option 2: Save him, and you prove to me that I was never your son, and you don’t care about me like you claimed you did.
With these options, Jason does account for Bruce’s unwillingness to kill with his own hands (more on that in a sec), and offers him an option that allows him to keep both promises, while also ending the terror the Joker continues to inflict then and there.
However, Bruce, unable to reconcile his view of Jason, the killer with his view of Jason, his son (combined with the pressure of Jason about to pull the trigger), breaks this unspoken promise and the kicker is that, in doing so, he breaks the other one as well. Jason’s throat is slit, he bleeds out, and is revived once again as seen by the same visual effects appearing both after he collapses and when he’s revived in his grave. The son dies by the father’s hand, and Batman has taken a life.



This is why it can’t be anyone else. At least, not if the goal is to make Jason happy. The Jason-Bruce-Joker conflict exists as a (very important, in my opinion) moral impasse where Bruce wants Jason, the son but can’t bring himself to look past Jason, the killer — while having also established the mindset that led to the conflict to begin with.
#dc comics discussion#jason todd discussion#dc jason todd#jason todd#dunno if this all makes sense but#i had to get my thoughts out#also as much as i love the UTRH movie the Batarang incident is also important to this discussion#Bruce created his own trolley problem essentially#utrh#under the red hood#the batarang incident#the diplomat’s son#the whole point to it is that there is no neat solution basically#also the entire reason that pre-52 Jason never really reconciled with the Batfamily when Bruce essentially killed him over the Joker
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art dump of some hunters and beests from games I like





plus some sillies



#my art#monster hunter#bloodborne#bloodborne hunter#moon presence#shara ishvalda#zoh shia#some other guys in here but they're all in the shitpost section lmao#going between bloodborne and mh is the funniest possible whiplash because they have#the same problem: incomprehensible god-monsters that can warp and damage and bring calamity on the world simply by existing in it#the same solution: throw one (1) guy at it and hope to high heaven they survive (but at what cost)#but apparently everyone in monster hunter just has this unspoken binding agreement to Not Get Weird About It and somehow that works#somehow that works
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Still thinking about the DATV banter where Bellara gets upset at Taash because the Lords of Fortune loot elven ruins but then because we're not allowed to have interpersonal conflict or character flaws in this game five seconds later Taash assures her that they have "the Keeper from the Dalish clan" appraise artifacts and return them to their rightful owners, as if it's not bizarre to claim that ONE guy from ONE clan could know every single ancient elven artifact and who its rightful owners are and how to return it to them. Not to mention they don't even bother giving this Dalish clan a name or location! He's just from "THE Dalish Clan!"
#I know all the factions got hit with the Unproblematic Stick but LoF really got it the worst#It feels like an encapsulation of the problems with the way this game treats any sensitive subject matter#Giving handwavy 'solutions' or ignoring it completely so that the player doesn't have to deal with topics that might make them uncomfyyyy#chatter#bioware critical#datv critical#dragon age
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To solve your eggman problems why not just have him never be in direct contact with the master emerald, and when ever he uses its power it’s through a device he’s built? The laws of the sonic world would be able to support him outsmarting the emerald so no one would question it! :)
I see what you're getting at, but I fear this solution has its own problems..💔
For one, even if Eggman was somehow able to outsmart the Master Emerald by bypassing Knuckles and syphoning power out of the Master Emerald without directly interacting with it, the Master Emerald wasn't born yesterday. Its a powerful entity described as having deity like powers. There is no way the Master Emerald could not tell that its power was being syphoned, or where exactly it was being syphoned to. The Emerald would simply follow the source, stop Eggman from abusing its power ether by killing him or by trapping him within itself, and then return to angel island.
And another thing, Eggman doesn't even have to interact with the Master Emerald directly to warrant a reaction from it. Eggman is seeking out the chaos emeralds for the soul purpose of abusing their powers for evil. Something that the master emerald is VERY against people doing as seen when it allowed the knuckles tribe, including women and children, to be massacred for their warmongering.
This is to say, the moment Eggman got his hands on a chaos emerald and used it to power any kind of weapon, by SEGA's OWN LORE, the Master Emerald would be furious. And there's no way it wouldn't step in especially when Eggman used his death egg to blow up the moon.
Even if Eggman didn't interact with the Master Emerald and just went after the Chaos emeralds, the Master Emerald would still have the knowledge of what he's doing, and the motive and power to stop him how ever it deems necessary.
I even considered, what is Eggman WASN'T after the Chaos Emeralds for some reason? No chaos power means he so little of a threat that the Master Emerald doesn't intervene. Which doesn't work either, but is more plausible.
Well then that means Sonic could easy obliterate absolutely anything Eggman builds. As Sonic has the ability to go super and nothing Eggman could ever build could match the power of chaos energy, unless he bult something using Chaos energy too. But if he uses a chaos emerald to match Sonics strength and kill him, then the Master Emerald will take notice and obliterate Eggman.
No matter which way you spin it, SEGA was just eating actual cardboard when writing the lore of the Master Emerald and is too ashamed to admit it.💔💔
#my response#sonic the hedgehog#I am legit SO disappointed that literally none of the solutions work#the only option is as soon as Eggman gets funky and abuses an emerald. the master emerald destroys him#that would leave the sonic world rather boring with all that peace. there's no interesting conflict to write or anything#There'd be no mecha sonic or metal sonic or E-series or ANYTHING#A very dry and empty AU if it was made realistic#but there is no avenue where Eggman is a legitimate threat but ALSO the master emerald leaves him alone to be sonics problem
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i?????? how did i get here??????
i went to write????? my wip?????????? and???? and???? and then i spent 3 hours learning to code?????????? where did that come from?????????? i mean it worked but JESUS FUCK I SPENT 3 HOURS PROCRASTINATING ON MY WIP IN ORDER TO LEARN EXACTLY 4 THINGS ABOUT CODE???????? WHAT????????? THE FUCK????????
god. id do anything to get out of writing this scene, huh???????
yes. yes i would.
#writer#ao3#writeblr#ao3 writer#writing life#writer things#writing is hard#writers life#writing#writing community#writer community#writer problems#writer struggles#i should be writing#i should be sleeping#i should go to bed#probably gonna go back to coding tho#NO.#I HAVE WORK TOMORROW#okay so just chug 5 mtn dews#no. no. sleep.#....... but will i.#writing humor#writing struggles#writing problems#the true solution is to save that scene for later#or simply not write it at all#but um#yeah no i guess im going to use my solutions and my problem solving skills
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the way Edwin's immediate reaction upon seeing the misery wraith in the Devlin house is to grab Crystal and cover her mouth, even while he's explaining (apparently calmly) that it hunts by sensing negativity and pain - presumably instead of using sight or sound
and the way that he does the exact same thing to Charles when they're reunited in Hell, but here he urges him specifically to be quiet (in what must be the most barely audible line of dialogue in the whole show) because he's found that's the only way he can get a short reprieve between bouts of torture from the spider thing (to the point that when he ran into Simon earlier he - rather nonsensically - believed the sound of tearing paper behind a closed door was also a big risk)
All I'm saying is, it doesn't look like it was actually all that important he stop Crystal from making noise in the Devlin house, and as much as that scene originally read as Edwin kinda having his shit together while Charles & Crystal were both more affected & then literally incapacitated, his head couldn't have been half as clear as it first seemed if his immediate reaction was reverting to Surviving Hell Tactics even when they weren't really helpful or applicable here
#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#the case of the devlin house#im sorry but i was so shocked by the way he just grabs her like that the first time i watched it & crystal clearly is too#but then he goes into his whole 'when i was in hell' thing and we're all like ah ok this is a moment of Hardened & Experienced Edwin#knowing what needs to be done & doing it even if it goes against everyone's usual boundaries with like personal space and such#but then you look at it again and it's like#aw no i see why you did that actually#and it had nothing to do with that being the actual solution to the problem#i'll take The Edwardian Ghost Has Trauma Again for 800 alex
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On a semi related note the more I am subjected to Microsoft products the more I become convinced that the reason so many people these days believe themselves to be “bad with computers” is that the programs they are forced to use in their professional life are utterly incomprehensible to ANY rational human being and they are (rightfully enough) extrapolating out that this is just how computers are. They aren't!!! In their quest to remove all the “scary” details from their poor fragile end users Microsoft have created an ecosystem that behaves completely erratically and unpredictably and is by definition unknowable. Things just happen. Then they stop happening. Nothing ever announces why or how. Just a thousand vague and useless popups that may or may not be there tomorrow. I PROMISE computers are actually extremely simple and logical beasts.
#brain.txt#the biggest barrier to widespread linux adoption is the fear of learning something new and i get it i really do#when youre at zero knowledge and dont even know where to begin its completely overwhelming and so much easier to stick with what you know#but the problem is no one ever really knows windows#youre sharing your room with a wild animal#you believe you know its mannerisms well enough to know when it is hungry and what it likes and dislikes but one day it might lash out#and there will be no way of ever knowing why#with open source software the only barrier to knowledge is how far you want your own curiosity to carry you at present#and yeah! ill readily admit!! theres plenty of components of my system i dont know too much about right now#but i feel inherently less lost and helpless knowing that the information is out there and i am actually capable of reading it#instead of someone actively obfuscating all possible attempts at understanding and also constantly changing everything from under me#(i have never owned a mac in my life so idk whats going on over there but my general impression seems to be that mac at least gets the whole#walled garden thing right in the sense that it is a cohesive and functional experience despite being extremely locked in. which i have more#respect for as a solution i am not interested in but i can see the appeal of rather than the FUCKING DISASTER microsoft has unleashed)
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