#also hello there jimmy youre not from hc

[spores-and-petals]

hello and welcome to today's little sketch dump where I - co-creator Rai - throw some paints at the digital wall and hope something sticks.

i'm slowly collecting doodles and sketches of the hermits, either for practice or just putting some future (or random) ideas down. because as you all soon will learn, my memory is absolute garbage and what isn't written down, or drawn, will not be remembered~

anyway, stay tuned for more 🍁 Doodle Dumps with Rai (TM) 🍁which will come whenever my little peanut brain decides is the good time to share some pretty hermit sketches :D

Sending off good evening vibes is -🍂🐾

[sschizoid]

Hello :3 may I pretty please request like, hcs of the tulpar crew traveling together?

I mean imagine this, they gather all their last paychecks from Pony Express and decide a place to go, how, what to see...etc

I just think I'd have some fun dynamics

omg hehe this ask has so much room for fun interpretation, like where are they going, how they're getting there, etc. but I think I'm gonna narrow this down tooooo badadadadadadadadum AIRPORT! where they're going is up to you!

-- curly

he's what you would call an Airport Dad™. wakes up EARLY to pack everything into the car and to pick everyone else up. keeps worrying that they're going to be late but they end up arriving 3 hours before boarding

overpacks. has a checked luggage just barely within weight parameters, as well as a carry-on AND a backpack. he packs for every scenario, every weather type, every activity

he's the one that bought everybody's ticket and holds onto them for safekeeping. he's also got one of those airline SkyMile credit cards, so he got everyone a pretty good deal regarding expenses!

brought one of those neck pillows since he gets stiff pretty easily when sitting down for too long. also brought one of those cooling eye masks and comfy socks. bro is the plane equivalent of a passenger princess

jimmy

he was still sleeping when curly got to his house. oh also he forgot to pack the night before, so he makes everyone wait in the car for 30 extra minutes while he takes his sweet ass time shoving random shit into a backpack

probably the least traveled of the group. his family never took vacations when he was growing up, so the furthest he's been from home is just a state or two, and even then it was just for work and not leisure

takes up as much space as humanly possible, stretching his legs, spreading his elbows wide, etc. if the person sitting next to him tries to ask for a bit more space, he puts on headphones after the fact then pretends he doesn't hear them

definitely the type to glare at the mother of a crying baby in hopes of making her feel embarrassed or ashamed

anya

super forgetful and cannot remember if she packed toiletries or not. oh god, what about socks? did she pack socks ??? ends up spending $50 on various airport-priced items just in case

lowkey really scared of flying. she's done it tons of times before but still white-knuckle clenches the armrests during takeoff

brings lots of books. this is a great time for her to catch up on the reading she's been putting off with all of her work and schooling

never gets to reading said books, and instead sleeps like a log the whole trip. she's tired !!

swansea

was the only person ready in time when curly came around to pick everyone up. like, standing outside on the porch, bags at his feet ready

waits 20 minutes in line for coffee, but when he gets to the front and sees that a 12oz black drip is $5 he turns around and walks away. complains about airport prices for the next few hours, talking about "highway robbery" until they're finally boarded

"remember to pop your ears, you'll get a headache if you don't"

aisle seat. NEEDS an aisle seat. if the ticket curly bought him isn't in the aisle, he'll shamelessly ask other passengers to switch with him. he likes the extra leg room and ease of access to the bathroom

daisuke

makes the metal detector go off multiple times. "oops, forgot my belt!" BEEP "oh, man, that's probably my keys, sorry." BEEP "oh shit, my phone!" BEEP "waitwaitwait hold on hold on—"

his goal is to be that one person you see in passing at the airport that is just the most beautiful stranger you've ever seen. his hair? styled. his skin? dewy. his fit? fun, colorful, and literally insane for the setting. he dresses to impress!

checking out all the shops and food options before boarding, just straight wandering off without saying anything. comes back 20 min later with a keychain that says "I LEFT MY ❤️ AT ______ INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT" because he thinks its funny as fuck

insists he take the window seat but keeps the curtain closed the entire flight because the sun is casting a glare on his handheld

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THANK UUUU for your request, I hope this is sufficient! if anyone else has any requests; my asks are open !! ⁽⁽ଘ( ˊωˋ )ଓ⁾⁾

[canisbrutus]

Hello!! I really enjoyed your Jimmy x Pete fanfic, and I’m curious about the Wade x Constantinos pairing you’ve been mentioning ☺️! Can you tell us more about them?❤️

a 2 for 1 special 👏👏 alright i hope you're ready for brainrot

(i'm sorry)

Wade & Constantinos 💣🐂

i feel as if people often forget Tino is a little bitch.

like yeah he's at the bottom of the pecking order and jimmy encourages a lot of suckup behavior from him, but he's still a pain in the ass. we've seen him cause trouble ingame.

because of his low status he's harassed by Everyone, not just the jocks. the bullies also make use of him on their turf.

his talents -ie Theft- are useful to the parking lot devils, so they sort of roped him into their shit as a whole, imo.

before that though, tino was pretty much just another guy to beat down and a homework machine.

because of reasons i mentioned in tino's post however, he was kind of shit at actually doing people's homework on time.

so he had to make it up to em in other ways.

wade was especially insistent on this. maybe because he actually needed the homework done, maybe just because tino carried some of their larger crimes.

wade puts out a massive toughguy act, but he's still human.

by chance, tino eventually caught wade in a moment of vulnerability. and because tino isnt a complete shithead, he still offered to help him, despite all wade's done to him.

this Meant things to wade, needless to say.

now he didnt stop slappin him around, no. but it got more... playful, let's say.

less business, more casual. fucking with him for fun instead of general punishment for existing.

tino's jobs, at least for wade, eased up, and he started dragging him along with his friends for more general hijinks that didnt require him swiping something and running like mad and maybe taking the blame.

and then he started dragging him out, just the two of them.

tino was putting up a front of his own, of course; he hates everyone because everyone hates him.

but this shift in behavior was starting to melt that facade.

admittedly wade needed somebody new. somebody decent. somebody that wouldnt put him further in the hole.

since elementary, his best friend was Davis.

and Davis is a piece of shit.

but davis wouldnt be replaced so easily.

tino's inclusion in the group always ticked him off, he was a punching bag and nothing more.

so you can understand why he'd see red when wade started cutting eyes at the greekboy.

they're a sort of trio, honestly. their dynamics compel me; though i wont be getting into wavis here.

regardless: tino needed to live a little. wade needed somebody that cared a bit more.

wade sure as hell didnt improve tino's reputation at school in the slightest, but its fine.

they had their fun.

[hc masterpost]

[zyonsay]

hellooo, i loved the max verstappen nsfw hcs and alphabet! could you do some fluff hcs? especially cute moments if they are out to the public :)

Fluff Hcs MV1

Fem aligned people may read but not f3tishize my work!!

Summary: Read above! <3

Warnings: Sweet stuff, Max Emilian Verstappen

Now playing: 'Radio' by Lana del Rey

AN: Hey anon! Thanks for the request! <3

As mentioned many times before, he loves to touch you, no matter when, no matter where. Max loves brushing trough your hair or having a hand on your thigh on car rides. Your warmth and love is what he strives for. In every photo taken by the paparazzi he has an arm around you.

He adores helping you get ready. Like closing the clasp of a necklace for you or tying your tie. He’ll for example also help you shave before going out; He’s sitting on the sink, while you stand in front of him, warmly smiling at his concentrated gaze.

During his streams he’ll let you sit on his lap while he plays with his mates or he’ll let you play while he needs to go to the toilet. “Omg hello y/n!” Lando secretly loves playing with you.

Nights out are always nice with you, but he adores staying in with you too. You both will be cuddled up with blankets and Chinese take away, while jimmy and sassy sit by your legs, craving yours and Max’s body heat. He’ll put on one of your favorite movies while it pours down outside.

Before every race he’ll give you a sweet kiss, or if he already has his helmet on, he hold out his head for you to give the helmet a light pat. This became a sort of good luck ritual and he won’t race without it.

I think I’ve added this to many fics before, but I’m convinced he loves cooking together with you. You’ll be telling him the ingredients you need while lighting the stove and he’ll immediately go and get them from the cupboard. Or during the Christmas season you guys will for sure be baking loads of cookies together; though it most definitely will end up in both of you giggling and covered in flour.

Max isn’t one to post a lot about his private life, but his Instagram could as well be a fan account of you. He takes pictures of you holding Jimmy and post it with a caption like ‘Love both of them’ with cheesy emojis like a grandpa.

He loves sharing his passions with you and he’ll also happily indulge in yours. He talks about playing paddle? You make sure to come along the next time he goes to play with Charles. You like arts? By the next day there’s tickets to a Theatre night stuck to the fridge.

Showering or bathing together is one of his favorite intimate moments with you. It doesn’t have to be any sexual, he just loves the serene feeling of you rubbing shampoo in his hair or the warm water running down both of your bodies while you smile at each other. Max also loves to wrap you up in a towel after getting out of the shower/tub.

Max loves to see you interact with his two Bengal cats. The way they rub against your legs or lift their chins for you to scratch them shows him how much they trust you. Jimmy and Sassy have accepted you as part of the family, which makes him feel proud.

A habit you both picked up since the start of the relationship is leaving little notes for each other. Short messages like ‘I’m at the grocery shop. I’ll be back soon <3’ or ‘Hope you have a great day! See you in the evening.’

He definitely convinced you to wear redbull merch in public. I mean most of his wardrobe consists of red bull polo shirts. The ‘Max stigma’ is a running joke in the fandom, referring to him making you wear the merch. But it’s not like he forces you, no. You’re proud of his achievements and don’t mind showing your support this way!

[silverorchideon]

"Hello! Supervisor Grian here to remind you, Scar and Skizz, that the information given to you two is strictly confidential. I, along with the other higher-ups, are happy with the accuracy of your responses nonetheless, and we wish to see you continue this behaviour. We are always watching and listening, have a good day."

Creating AU's at a record pace currently-

Anyways, I saw the permit office and watched a playthrough of Home Safety Hotline and decided to draw this little thing.

Basically, Grian replaces Supervisor Carol and Scar and Skizz replaces the main character. Pearl, Jimmy, and Martyn work as "higher-ups" in this company and deal with the pests and hazards when reported. They themselves are very subliminal when they appear, though otherwise, remain in their typical human appearance to protect their identities.

They can turn people into Endermites, instead of mice!

Also, the hotline is available on many a server, though most of the callers are from HC/EMP because most came to HC for a reason, and it spilled over in Season 9. Some life series members not in either server may also be affected.

Surprisingly not a permadeath au, and the more deadly creatures (false artifact, sprig trees, etc) either cause the affected to be in a death loop, only broken by a Watcher/Listener (oh hey, guess who does that), affects the next respawn permanently (false beet, fae flu, etc.), or, when broken out and saved, causes either amnesia or high confusion, possibly permanently (neighbour's doorways, portals, etc.)

Also, if you guys want to create some calls for any MCYTer (preferably from Hermitcraft and Empires), do respond with them please!!! The link to all of the entries are here, but please be cautious if you are sensitive to insects, spiders, eyes/being watched, tight spaces, dogs, or general scary imagery.

I only have a Dream Weaver for BDubs, Wood Secretions for Doc, and possibly either Tea Sprites/Fae Flu for X and maybe unicorn fungi for Ren, so be free and have fun with this, if you'd like.

Oh, yeah! And the logo for it!

[dailyranchers]

Hello every nyan,

This is the Daily Rancher blog, here is where I post rancher art everyday (hoping)

I will mostly draw simple drawings like doodles (sometimes traditional art too but hopefully just digital!) doodles, shitpost, memes screenshots likes almost everything!

Feel free to send me any requests you want for ranchers!

You can also ask for specific shitposts that you think suits them well, you are all free to just send memes for me to draw as the silly guys, or Outfits and costumes UGHAA ANYTHING REALLY !!!!

and if you have any questions and want me to say something about for example my hcs for ranchers then don't be afraid to send a ask in my inbox on my main blog !!

even if dont answer all your asks, remember I appreciate you all for giving so much support <3

Even though I want all art to appear platonic so most people can enjoy it, I will sometimes draw them in a romantic way, as I love them as a ship too. I will tag it properly though as trafficshipping and with their ship name solidaritek!!!

My main blog is: @XattenQ

And I use any Pronouns!!! ( any means any I rn I don't prefer any of them :P)

Main tag: #daily ranchers

I wont tag replies to asks cause I'm very lazy

i will use a day count by putting it at the top like for example:

[ 34 ]

Im not very experienced on tumblr as I escaped from prison and now need a new home to live in

I'm a minor and won't draw anything weird and shit so please don't send me weird stuff in my inbox , just be a descent human <3

, and I won't draw anything gory, or very heavy mechanical like robots and stuff. I'm also not a fan of backgrounds or difficult time consuming backgrounds

I will insert my own lil hc of these two, like for example cheetah tango and golden retriever Jimmy as I find cat and dog dynamics very cute and it just fits <3

[sergeantcowboy]

Hello there…. I am requesting some oc interaction hcs with Crow.. (i claw at my human sized gerbil cage)

But in all seriousness, i would love to see how you think Crow would feel about my little guys (it doesn’t have to be everyone, that’s your choice!)

(Throws a little treat in your human sized gerbil cage) alright here you go. Crow's opinions on/interactions with Rudy and Marcus. Sorry I'm too lazy to do Vohn too. Color coded the same way you did cuz why not.

Rudy:

Crow generally doesn't like jocks very much, he often refers to them as neantherdals because they tend to be so stupid. But he does get along decently with Mandy and Kirby so Rudy would probably be on his list of the less annoying jocks.

Jocks are one of his most consistent customers along with the greasers, Crow is usually supplying them with alcohol for parties big and small. He'd always light up seeing that Rudy is the one placing an order or picking it up. He doesn't want to deal with the dumber jocks.

Crow also likes to set up camp at different parts of the school grounds just to be found more easily by potential customers. The bleachers are one of his usual spots and he likes to hang out there when there's either football or cheerleading practice going on. Mainly just to look at pretty girls and good looking guys doing sports in cute uniforms (he's not going to catcall or ogle, just sit back observe since he's going to be sitting around anyway, he'll leave if asked). He'd definitely find Rudy attractive.

He wouldn't make any moves on him since he's not intrested in a relationship, but he would very casually and openly comment that he finds him attractive if it ever came up.

Would still call him a bootlicker though.

Speaking of which, initially Crow would be a bit suspicious of Rudy and kinda more secretive, he doesn't like snitches and it obviously makes his job harder so he wouldn't be too open with Rudy in case he turns around and tells on him.

He would warm up to him eventually.

Crow can and will help him cheat on exams or homework but he will comment that he doesn't get why he needs to lie to himself about it.

Rudy should get ready to listen to him rant about the school system afterward and why cheating isn't a big deal.

Eventually he'd also try to tell him why other people's opinions don't matter nearly as much as he thinks they do.

At a certain point Crow wouldn't mind Rudy approaching him just for him to exchange a few words and then sit there awkwardly. He's not even going to register it as awkward because he likes to sit in silence with people he likes.

Would definitely offer him his cigarette at some point asking if he wants to try. He's not one to call anyone a pussy if they deny though.

And he will call Rudy Rudolp or something similar. He also calls Jimmy Jimothy. Idk why he just finds it funny.

Marcus:

Crow would also be initially suspicious of Marcus if he approached him for business. Since Earnest is banned from his side husstle and Marcus is a nerd Crow would immediately assume Earnest sent him just to by pass the ban.

But Crow also knows a lot of what's going on at the school so he'd probably know that Marcus isn't that popular among the other nerds, aka it wouldn't take much convincing for him to abandon that initial assumption.

Crow is going to treat him as he treats the other rich snobs, but maybe slightly better. The fact that he's not wearing an aquaberry sweater sometimes makes him forget he's about as rich as the preps.

He's still getting high prices if he ever buys something.

Crow would more or less find him annoying.

He's also getting the same rant about the school system if he gets too passive aggressive about Crow helping other students cheat. Although with Marcus he'd be a bit ruder about it than when Rudy got the same rant.

Just to be funny he'd try to convince Marcus that Jimmy's actual name is Jimothy since Marcus always forgets it. Or maybe his name Juan? Jacerys? Joffrey. Jimbo. Jedediah? Yeah it's definitely Jedidiah. Trust.

Crow would enjoy the fact that Marcus is scared of him. He'd find it funny because he knows he's not even close to being the biggest threath in bullworth. Like I said in my reblog of your post if they interacted and Marcus seemed hesitant Crow would tell him to be careful because he bites.

[shippergirl-14]

Butters Head Canons

Hii, I got some more head canons for you and again these mostly apply when he is older. Maybe I should change the series name lol ?

Also, can someone tell me if both of his parents are Hawaiin or only one of them ? ( or is this just a popular hc ?)

Also, please feel free to share your own head canons ^^

He is one of the youngest in his grade and still a little bit naive.

His parents have stopped to ground him for every little thing, since their son got a little more confident in talking back at them thanks to his friends. He still is scared of his father though.

He is in one of the commitees to help organize school events and lift off pressure of the school representatives.

The other members tend to pill all their work on him with some excuse and Butters would feel too bad to decline. He wasn't aware that they were actually using him until his friends pointed it out. Kenny had had a word with them and now they are super nice to him.

In middle school, he has started to dance again in his free time, having tried out all different types. He has a natural talent and it’s really relaxing for him.

Aside from Kyle, Stan and Kenny he also is pretty close to Jimmy, Bebe and Wendy. He would sometimes hang out with Cartman because he feels bad for him.

He has undiagnosed autism therefore he has trouble reading the room or accidentally says something people would consider rude.

He is unaware that he is masking most of the time, but he feels less on edge around his friends. His special interest is still Hello Kitty and he could rant about it for hours.

His sensory issues mostly revolve around sensibility to different textures, smells and tastes. He can't eat soup or hates the smell of raspberries because it makes him physically ill.

Since he also has some trouble with the texture of clothing, he has found interest in shopping with the goal to find something that doesn’t make his skin itch. Bebe often joins him.

He is the cousin of Tweek and they are really close.

His favorite subjects are English, Art and Music. His grades are good to average.

When he has a crush on someone, he makes it really obvious without realizing it, leading to everyone knowing it.

On the other hand, he is really oblivious when someone has a crush on him, believing they are just friendly.

He is actually really scary when he is angry.

He loves playing animal crossing and sometimes lends Kenny his Nintendo to play as well.

Tomodachi life is also something he still plays sometimes and he puts the people he doesn’t like in less pretty rooms.

Since the ninja incident with Kenny happened he has a scar around his eye.

He is really good at memorizing dates and planning different events.

He is a really bad liar.

Whenever he has a sleepover with Tweek, they stay up all night to watch Cartoons. He doesn’t drink their coffee though.

[stardewsnail]

hello! do you have any hc for shane x farmer x harvey poly relationship? sfw or nsfw hc are fine thank you so much :) loved your last request post hehe

I’m so glad you liked it! Since you said HC this is more of a list, but if anyone wants to request a specific moment written out in prose let me know!

I admit, I am just starting to appreciate Harvey in my game so forgive me if there’s a little more of my brain than game canon :) NSFW is alllllll the way at the end

MINORS DNI

I HC Shane was 28/29 having a crisis about turning 30 and then Harvey being about 32-35 (barely recovering from the imposter syndrome of taking over the clinic pretty young)

So I think, first of all, Marnie and Maru were key to getting the three of them to figure it out. Like the two of them were in cahoots arranging for those three to be in the same place at the same time

Harvey had a crush on the farmer pretty quickly, having plenty of interactions due to how often they ended up needing medical care

He always had a soft spot for Shane because even when he was struggling and on his worst most hung over days he still went to every shift at Joja so he could provide for Jas

Shane has had a crush on the farmer for a while—but it didn’t cement until after the cliffs when they didn’t just drop him entirely. Up until he was actually working on improving himself he had ZERO plans in ever engaging in a romantic relationship with anyone (he wasn’t going to doom anyone to dealing with him—sad self deprecating boy)

After Harvey treated him so gently and was such a surprising pillar of support in Shane’s journey to recovery he developed a crush on the good Dr as well

 Harvey was a little freaked out because he considered Shane a patient first at some point the farmer brought him coffee and they ended up sitting together for an hour chatting (gushing) about Shane. That was the farmer and Harvey looked at each other like “Oh…you like him?” And both decided to let their crush go like idiots. Farmer was like “ah Shane and Harvey have known each other for longer it’s not fair for me to get in the way” and Harvey was like “Oh I won’t get in the way of two people I care about”

 Maru started leaving books about polyamory laying around the clinic and Marnie tried to (awkwardly and not fully understanding the concept but trying to stay hip with the youth) bring it up to Shane which both backfired and succeeded bc Shane went to the farmer/Harvey to complain about it (he went to the Farmer first and the farmer didn’t react as expected. They pretty much were like “Yeah that's a thing seems like it might be nice as a concept”

And so when Shane went to Harvey after because at this point they're friends (even if Shane thinks it's more about Harvey being his doctor) Not only was Harvey sweating talking about relationships with Shane he about choked on his coffee when our fav chicken man brought up the farmer being into polyamory.

Harvey figures out what all of this had been leading to--why Marnie of all people had brought it up to Shane, why Maru kept teasing (and I feel like in this scenario Maru and the farmer are friends). Harvey has his Jimmy Neutron style brain blast and is like wait...i have TWO hands...I can HOLD TWO HANDs.

When I tell you this man studies the theory, history, and modern practice of polyamory like there's going to be a test--he's on it. He didn't graduate medical school by doing things half assed

While this is happening (Harvey preparing to make a move) Shane (post cliffs) just assumes he has a crush on Harvey and the farmer because the two of them helped him get better—he’s not going to be the one getting this whole thing started. So he just keeps going doing his best for Jas but also because he really likes the way Harvey lights up at every check up.

I feel like Harvey (likely assured by Maru who is tired of listening to both farmer and Harvey pine for each other AND Shane) asks the farmer out first, and the two have a big long discussion about their dynamics and how they want to approach Shane. Harvey is a little clinical about it but the farmer does their best to reassure him

Unfortunately, while Harvey and the farmer are both independently smart they lose all but one (1) brain cell that they have to share between them like a ping pong ball

It works out still, and they both present a bouquet to Shane at the same time. Shane just does NOT get it, poor thing he is red as a tomato and his whole brain just blue screens. Like face hiding in his hood/hands low key trying not to cry not believing that there are TWO people who like him and they’re the people he’s been pining over for AGES and that he gets to be with BOTH of them????

Shane stops having to work at Joja mart between his spouse’s income. Instead he works full time on the farm with the chickens, engineering a variety of colored chickens (Shane studied Bio/ag in college along with his gridball scholarship, then the accident that wiped out Jas’s parents also wiped out his potential gridball career AND forced him to drop out in his last semester—I think I’ve seen this bit before but idk if it’s cannon or somebody’s head cannon)

Shane does better mentally getting to work outside with animals and even when he has bad days he’s got much healthier coping strategies

So I think he would start getting back into fitness and bond with Harvey over eating healthy and staying fit—that plus the farmer being THE source of fresh produce in town

And also they are constantly trying to make sure the farmer doesn’t starve and drop dead in the mines

Other:

They constantly cycle through whose sleeping where mostly because they don’t often go to bed at the same time so the last person there just kinda worms their way in wherever

Shane really likes being babied but he would never say it

Unrelated but when Harvey moves to the farm he rents his apartment to Maru who is ecstatic to have her own place away from her overbearing dad (who’s not super jazzed about the situation) but her being out of the house improves her relationship with Sebastian and they get much closer as siblings

NSFW

Shane never thought of himself as being more dominant to anyone BUT after being with Harvey (who takes care of people constantly and wants the opposite in the bedroom) I see him approaching the territory of service dom

Harvey for his part wants to be in the middle, both penetrating and being penetrated at the same time. He was waiting for a “good time” to bring this up but the farmer suggested it first and he was ecstatic.

Both the farmer and Shane think Harvey's thing is going to be sexy nurse but no, it's definitely a pilot/flight attendant thing--something they make the most of

[thefrostedmain]

HELLO i ended up listening to hadestown with your au in mind and!!!!!!!! there is so much in there im loosing my mind its so good

all the seasons stuff! jimmy being the one wanting to bring spring to a martyn who only knows winter... too fitting

there were so many bird metaphors for both of them? absolutely an au in which both of them are winged

!!! you are so correct abt the fates being watchers that fits too well

just yeah the casting was perfect. jimmy being naivly optimistic, having such a huge heart and so much love to give. going to such great lengths for the one he cares about. meanwhile martyn being cynical and cold, used to being alone, one for jimmy to be the one to melt him. yeah. yeah its really good

YES WE'VE GOT ANOTHER PERSON TO LISTEN TO HADESTOWN. WIN FOR ME

who are everyone else now? orpheus, eurydice and the fates have their roles taken, but im not sure about hades, persephone and hermes

i have yet to finish evo (i started it in february and absolutely forgot about it the second the treebarkweek event started oops) but one bit i remember hearing from someone else was that pearl, netty and jimmy were the last three members to end their series? jimmy is already orpheus, so maybe netty or pearl is hermes?

leaning towards it being pearl. it makes sense to me that one of the last people to end the series would be the narrator? (also i know basically nothing about netty)

i want to say grian is hades? mostly because if the fates are the watchers and they're underworld deities, it makes sense that grian, who owns the server, would be not a bad fit the king of the underworld by that logic, at least to me

but i'm not sure who that makes to be persephone?? literally only watched like half way through martyn's evo pov and dont remember much of it, so i basically don't know what the fuck was up with grian other than vaguely that he was very close with taurtis???

that and that apparently grian put up taurtis to be mayor like he did for mumbo in hc (so. apparently that is something grian does sometimes? good to know??)

[mrs-gucci]

Saw you were doing Clyde requests?? Thats my speciality 😈 him getting sick of you teasing him at work in front of everyone and fucking your brains out in the bathroom loud enough for everyone to hear🫂

HC's: Teasing Clyde at Work & Facing the Consequences (that aren't really consequences)

author's notes: hello, hello! ugh, this 😩😩 thanks a bunch for requesting, nonny!! also this turned into like a full on fic, just in bullet points lmaooo...whoops!

you may wanna listen to this while you’re reading, or at least during the scene it comes up in… ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBakG7KtVZE

warnings: smut. loads of teasing. more dom!Clyde then not. dirty talk. bathroom sex. unprotected sex/creampie.

(possible) tw's: public sex.

You know exactly what it is you’re doing when you walk into Duck Tape on a Wednesday night, wearing the sluttiest little skirt and top you could find in your closet.

All the eyes in the room land on you almost instantly when the bell on the door jingles and you strut across the hardwood, absolutely radiating raw sex appeal.

Clyde’s gaze is on you instantly, glued to the natural sway of your hips and gently jiggle of your breasts that occurs with each of your strides. He’s already hardening in his jeans.

You’re actin’ sweet as a peach pie when you sit down at the bar, batting your eyelashes innocently and smacking your painted red lips all cute-like. God, it drives him nuts.

His jaw clenches as he turns to you, forcing a smile on his face, asking what he can get you to drink. You order and he makes it for you, quickly setting it down before focusing on towel drying the newly-washed wine glasses. 

Literally, the minute he wills himself soft again, you get up and make your way over to the jukebox, swinging those hips of yours once more. He knows this can’t be good.

And when the first few notes of “Cola” by Lana Del Rey emerge through the speakers, he’s already hard again. There have been many an occasion where the two of you have fucked to this song, and all of the memories just come flooding back in that moment.

It didn’t help when you leaned back over the jukebox and stared him straight-on as you mouthed the first line with those pretty red lips, “My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola.” 

A few Duck Tape patrons were a bit offended by the obscenity of the first lyric, but they didn’t say anything, just continuing on with their meals or drinks when they didn’t hear any other line-crossing lyrics.

Meanwhile, Clyde’s trying not to bust in his pants as you continue to mouth the words to the song, moving your body in a subtly (but also not so subtly) provocative manner, which only added to the overall mood.

His cock is fully expanded, now, and throbbing wildly as it strains against his jeans. Precum’s already begun to drool from the slit and it’s not like Clyde can easily cover up his erections, considering his sheer size and thickness.

There are a few patrons who’ve turned their attention to you, drooling over your performance almost as much as Clyde was. Oh no, that will not fly, not if Clyde has a say in it (and he does). You are his and his alone.

So, he promptly yanks his brother behind the bar and tells him to cover for a bit before marching over to where you’re still splayed out over the jukebox.

He gives you a predatory once-over with his eyes, then scoops you up and tosses you over his shoulder, which makes you squeal. You’re always amazed by his immense physical strength.

You’re walked into the single-person bathroom and set down on your feet before he reaches back to lock the door behind him. His jaw is clenched and his nostrils are flared, flesh fist tightening at his side.

Suddenly, he spins you around and pushes you against the vanity, hand spread out over your back to keep you bent over while the other tugs his belt buckle undone.

“Yer a goddamn tease, ya know that? Ought to ‘ve just bent ye over that damn jukebox out there, railed ya in fronta everyone. See how well ya could mouth the fuckin’ words with those red lips while I’m buryin’ m’ cock in yer tight cunt, fuckin’ yer brains out.”

He presses you down further into the sink as he undoes the button and zipper on his jeans, pulling his impossibly hard and drooling arousal out. You’re soaked already, pressing your backside against his front and circling your hips, which just drives him even more crazy.

“‘n then those guys were lookin’ at ye, checkin’ ya out while ye danced on the juke like a stripper. They fuckin’ wish they could have ya like this, but they can’t. Isn’t that right?”

You nod, whimpering when he swiftly yanks your skirt up over your hips and lands a harsh smack on your ass. His finger pushes the crotch of your panties aside, letting out a small groan when he feels how wet you are, then rubs his head through your soaked folds.

His thrusts are fast, sloppy, harsh; slamming his hips against your ass as he fucks you. He grunts with each motion, letting himself get lost in the feeling of being buried inside of you.

“Tight lil f-fucking cunt...gonna suck the c-cum right outta m’ cock.”

You moan softly, trying to keep the volume down, although the loud shuckshuckshuck of Clyde’s thrusts and the sound of skin slapping together isn’t exactly quiet, per se.

“C-Clyde...fuck baby, so g-good.”

He fucks you harder, then, a small smirk on his lips.

“Yeah? Y-Ye like it when I fuck ya open over the sink like t-this, where anyone could walk by ‘n hear us?”

“Yes, fuuuuck Clyde!”

Your orgasm comes after only a few minutes of Clyde’s ministrations, crying out softly as an intense climax rolls over you in waves. You’re barely out of your high when Clyde cums with a long, low groan of your name, plus a few curse words sprinkled in.

“Mmmmmm, Y/N! F-Fuckin’...shit...so good...”

The two of you get dressed rather quickly, not wanting to push your luck by staying in for much longer, just knowing that either Jimmy or a nosy patron will come a knockin’ anytime now.

But he doesn’t let you leave the room without kissing all over your face, ending on your lips, kissing you passionately. He’s just the best <3

[fandom-of-pulp-dogs]

{BLOG UPDATE & REQUEST INFO/UPDATES}

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Hello, my fellow sinners!

This here is just as titled, a small blog update.

Now the only things that are changing are how I will take requests, who I will write requests of and possible smaller future changes.

The smaller future changes are just changes in my writing. I'm hoping to improve my writing and take more time for my writings. Since my future writings are gonna change that means I will probably go through all my old ones and update them (I will add whether I have edited them or not on the post.) I also may change the aesthetic of my blog slightly but that's not as important lol.

Now for what you guys are waiting the hear about: The Requests.

Not much is going to change other than how many requests I will take and who I will write for (I'm also going to add what I won't write of/for but the list is very small lol)

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[Characters I will Write for]

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Reservoir Dogs:

- Mr. White / Lawrence Dimmick

- Mr. Orange / Freddy Newandyke

- Mr. Blonde / Victor Vega

- Mr. Pink / Sterling Bancroft ((Since Mr. Pink didn't have a real name in the movie I made one for him lmao I hope yall like it))

- Mr. Brown / Julian Dalton ((Once again, the character didn't have a name so I gave him one :)

- 'Nice' Guy Eddie Cabot

Pulp Fiction:

- Vincent Vega

- Jules Winnfield

- Mia Wallace

- Winston 'The Wolf' Wolf

- Marsellus Wallace

- Jimmie Dimmick

- Fabienne

- Butch Coolidge

- Buddy Holly

- Pumpkin

- Hunny Bunny

Django Unchained:

- Dr. King Shultz

- Broomhilda von Shaft

- Django 'Freeman'

The Hateful 8:

- Joe Gage

- Oswaldo Mobray

- John Ruth

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Those are all the characters I will write for. I have decided, due to my new chaotic schedule, that I will only be taking 5 requests at a time. I will frequently update my requests from Open to Closed so keep your eyes open if you want to make any requests!

Now the things I won't write:

- Incest

- R@pe/Non-Con ((In certain fics I might allude to these topics but I refuse to go into detail and write scenes about them ALSO this does not include Con-non-con I am open to writing those types of fics but not real non-con or r@pe))

- Nothing with feces, I don't mind writing for piss kinks but DEFINITELY no feces

- Angst- let me elaborate, I won't write a full-on angst fic (at least not 95% of the time) But I will do hurt/comfort type stuff, just not full-on Angst.

Types of Structures I will write in:

- HCs

- Drabbles

- One-Shots/Imagines

- Mini-Series ((2-6 Fics))

As I am currently writing this, I can't think of anything else to add But I might update this sooner or later so until then these are the updates and new rules for the requests and for my blog in general.

I currently only have 2 Requests that I am working on currently so if you are wanting to make a request I have 3 slots open!

I hope you all don't mind me doing this, I just wanted to add a little bit more structure to the blog because it's really taken off. I know I haven't posted a lot lately but I'm really trying to get better at that. :) I hope you all have a wonderful morning/afternoon/evening/night. Thank you for reading and supporting me <3

- Fandom Of Pulp Dogs

[borealnyx]

MASH season 3 thoughts

Putting my first impressions notes after each episode because i have lost control of my life. And i need my opinions on this show to be heard apparently

klinger deserves a some like it hot plot where he accidentally seduces a general, and thats his actual way out of the war. Also trapper seems to be embracing the jimmy buffet way of life, love that for him.

love hawkeye’s “fuck the army im a doctor“ energy in this one. i find the trapper/margaret thing interesting. at least she is showing some taste improvement. also hello beloved japanese actor Mako. nice to see you.

the spy asshat is back, and i can’t say i missed him. why bring this guy back when we could have pat morita :(  radar is in the top of the disgruntled little boy game and hes very cute about it

i cant believe that downton abbey ripped off mash.i know margaret has issues, but fucking the first old man she sees is just not the way to solve them. i like that we see hawk, margaret and trapper working together. BFFS WHEN??

this one some fucked up content. it’s fucked up that henry is excited about war medicine, that frank almost killed a guy, and that hawkeye had to give a succesful heart massage for the guy to die regardless. as an aside, frank confirmed as the grandfather of randall from recess.

klinger and radar episode hell yeah!!! im fascinated by the gender implications of klinger getting married in a dress. im also fascinated by how much everyone fucks. we need the horniness back to tv

1 maargaret is a fucking lesbian. 2 her and hawkeye have the definition of mlm wlw hostility and im here for it. 3trapper is a fucking himbo. 4 when they said goodbye to eachother it made me sad.

henry blake is a fucking hypocrite. you almost ruined your marriage way more times, relax. father mulcahy seems chill. and the bit with hawk and trapper riding a white horse was some romance novel bullshit.

they are all going to be so fucked up in the head when they get out. there are multiple characters saying that they need to drink to cope!!!

everyone is so horny and fucking so much, bless! ”knowing youll kill me makes my life worthwhile“GIRL GET HELP. franks wife looks like someone i would be friends with. frank burns unwilling lesbian magnet confirmed

i like  when the funny guy gets angry and a little bit insane. i too would try to start a revolution for good food.and he didnt even get to eat it. the injustice of it all

weird how the turkish guy is insane and violent and the luxemburgian guys are very civiliced. weird how that happens. and the radar is a nevernude saga continues. whay are you trying to hide my man?

radar is so proud of his little zoo i love him. the anti puberty pills joke has confirmed my radar is a trans guy hc. the joke of asian people eating dog was incredibly unnecesary.and the part about the ptsd kid is weird because they understand the severity of it, but they lack the vocabulary.

radar continues to be the cutest even tho he is being a real #vegan about the lamb thing. and trapper continues his slow transformation into jimmy buffet.

nurse sanchez ilu. the tact that nothing is happening in the trapper/margaret front is interesting. she obviously wants to, but she doesnt because thats not the kind of woman she thinks she should be. because shes just performing femeninity, and also i might be proyecting a bit

margaret is so nasty when shes angry. i love her so much. kick franks ass baby,i got you. and who doesn’t want to kiss klinger?? the whole picnic thing was wholesome.

so war is hell, and even when you think you are prepared for it, you are not. the fact that all that is happening  to the father of the main actor connot possibly have implications

FINALLY!!a nurse over 30!!!i know that the joke is that she is flirting while being ugly, but look at her go!! love that the whole camp went out of their way to accomodate hawkeyes. we love a united front against frank burns.

margaret monolgue!!i knew you have gender issues girl!!! i was informed that this was a comedy but i think there has been a mistake. either way i love when hawkeye and margaret are besties

Ah, prostitution, the classic topic of many comedies. at the very least they balance it with asian people who are regular people tryin to live their lives

if theres something i appreciate in this show is the refusal to take the people in power seriously.  but where the hell does klinger get the material for his dresses??? he got a liberty statue awfully fast

lesbian nurse in the poker game, you have my heart. henry and trapper are both so dumb in this. i know its humilliating to be bad babes but you can just not play

oh no flagg is back. and frank fantasices about being a woman to be with him.... ok yeah, sure? nice of henry to grow a backbone.after so long

i had something thoughtful to say, but now its just

FUCK NO

[lunarblazes]

Hello I am loving your red watcher concept it's so cool!!! Please share more headcanons if you have any? I'd love to hear how the whole thing is affected the other people around Grian!

Also, do you have any tie-ins with this au for hermitcraft? If so I'd love to hear those as well!

SO SORRY I LET THIS ASK GO UNANSWERED FOR SO LONG. thank you SO much for asking aaahdkdjfldjfk i SWEAR i didn’t purposefully ignore this i have the memory of a squirrel and the attention span of a boiled peanut

hermitcraft isn’t canon to this lil au, really? i didn’t want to have to tie everything together HDKSHFKSJFKD I’M NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR THAT I’M SORRY. if anyone wants to make their own concepts to tie this to hc or related servers pop off :^)

THAT SAID here is some Information TM on the other members in the red watcher… thing?

nearly everyone on the server is affected by the weird shit that goes on, which is both based in my own ideas and the fact that people change their skins on red life lol. i don’t have super detailed ideas for a few of them— notably, being impulse, big b, etho, and joel! they just seem like they’d be funnier as humans.

bdubs: bdubs HIMSELF doesn’t change so much as his jacket. his moss jacket has my entire heart. it is alive now. he’s like a tangela. it moves on its own and it PUFFS bro. it’s like a parka

cleo: i’ve had the headcanon that as cleo dies she becomes more human instead of decaying further literally since day two of third life and i’m putting it in here. cleo is a patchwork of human and decay by the end of third life and it carries over to last life. it’s both hilarious and slightly angsty which is exactly how i like it

tango: tango’s just on fucking fire. he’s a flame spirit! a few of the people on the server are spirits in the world and tango’s one of them. obviously as he progresses we get more lava monster-y. like te kā from moana (i don’t think i used the accent marks right) but slightly more human-looking!

ren: yeah. wolf monster boy. you know the drill :^)! hes fluffy

martyn: martyn is actually a moon spirit even before everything, though the server brings out more of his inhuman traits. his design is based on dragons! he develops iridescent white scales, slit pupils, fangs, and horns, though one is torn off while he’s fighting grian in the battle of the red desert. i think he’s very cool

skizz: skizz is the most canon of the bunch: enderman void dude! he only changes once, on his red life in third life, but it sticks well. his arms are converted to void material, which means he can change their shape, and he can also dematerialize them in battle, though he has to be careful with that because it will also make him drop whatever he’s holding. his eyes are purely black except for red pinpricks of light signifying his life color.

scott: like martyn, scott is a spirit— a wind spirit, to be more exact! i actually don’t know how he changes exactly yet but! i do think his little crystalline headband thingy has something to do with it. think it might be fun if he sort of? cracked apart? in a similar way to how jimmy’s red life skin was dissolving. not sure yet! i do want him to take on more of a starborne look while he serves pearl. because obviously.

jimmy: speaking of jimmy dissolving. again, i’m not too sure what traits he develops, but that red life suspended state definitely carries over.

scar: SCAR IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. i took crack, listened to gold by imagine dragons one too many times, and went damn. guess i have a new hc. scar is literally an automaton. don’t ask me HOW or WHY. he just IS. his red body is decaying, you can see his ribs, and inside is a golden ribcage with a ticking, mechanical heartbeat. he bleeds solid gold. he’s really fun to draw!!!

pearl: pearl is similar to martyn, only i think i’m gonna go more unicorn-inspired as she dies more! i think unicorns are neat and i think she deserves this. she hasn’t reached the point of change yet (remember, grian’s the only one who will just change randomly), but she will eventually, so! i’m putting her on this list

lizzie: reconciling her axolotl skin with her clear fae tendencies will take me a bit more research, but considering she lives next to a river, i’m thinking this is kind of a naiad type thing. yes she is a fairy yes she is a river spirit. she was a river spirit even before this and so she kept her axolotl gills and a bit of her scales but Oh Boy living in a fairy circle is not going to help you when you lose lives and the server decides that you need to change, lizzie :^)

[mlmdarkfiction]

hey hello I'm not sure if you're still taking requests but if you are can i request a drabble or some HCs for the dude from Hangman (which I'm still psyched that you liked it!!!!! What!!!!!!) (is that too vague for a request??? i wasn't really sure)

it’s a drabbllle! I was super excited to work on this and then lost steam halfway through and rewrote the ending like…four times.  

Eventually I really should just write up some general hcs for this dude and a s/o but-

also; I know the little boy refers to his ‘imaginary’ friend (the killer) as Jimmy, but the wiki doesn’t give the killer a name outside of Hangman. so I’m gunna be calling him Hangman, unless everyone decides they really want me to call him Jimmy in which case I guess I’ll call him Jimmy?

Read on Ao3:Read Below:

It’s uncommon for Hangman to pick a single target. His domestic fantasies require a nuclear family to work, but…something about you seemed to have piqued his interest. Even if you don’t have a partner and kids of your own. 

Even if it’s a step out of his comfort zone, the execution is similar. 

He waits until you aren’t home, when he knows you’re at work, and then he breaks in. The first thing he does is go through your things, all of your things, and make a mess of the house. 

That’s the distraction part. The mess, the broken items, the inconvenience. It’s all set up to hide his real goal.

The cameras. He’s bugged your whole house, and both you and the police are all too worried about who would do this and what was taken to think about looking for something added to the apartment.

Hangman enjoys himself watching you. You’ve not disappointed him yet. 

Biding his time, he waits until he knows for sure you’re going to be out for a while, and then he breaks in once more. This time though, he doesn’t trash the place. No, Hangman is sure to clean up after himself. He doesn’t leave anything out of place, or give any indication he was ever there at all. 

He makes his way to the attic, where he knows you won’t check, and sets up his things. It’s his new command center, within your own home, a perfect place for him to sit and watch you on the camera’s he’s set up around your home.

And then, at night, when you’re asleep he can come down and watch you. That’s exactly what he does that first night. 

Standing at the edge of your bed he looks over your sleeping body.while he considers his options. 

It’s far too soon to kill you. If he actually wants to kill you.

He doesn’t have to decide. Not yet. 

Unaware of your newfound voyeur roommate you shift in your sleep, rolling from lying on your back and onto your side. 

Afraid he’s woken you, and afraid that you’re going to wake up and see him there, looming over your bed like the creep he very much knows he is. So he turns tail, going back to the attic where he’ll simply resume watching you sleep from the safety of his computer screen.

[rosalynbair]

idk if youre taking requests right now but what about clyde logan being shy around his crush whos doing the kissing booth at the boone county fair?

Kissing Booth | AO3 | Masterlist | Buy me a coffee

Words: 656

Warnings: HCs, Clyde really likes you, shy Clyde, kissing booths

- Clyde is an absolute mess when he’s around you. He’s adored you for so long and you always bring a rosiness to his cheeks and a stutter to his words that he can never get rid of.- He’s never been a fan of the county fair, it’s loud and crowded and messy. He liked it when he was a kid and his ma used to hold his hand, but now, he’s been able to avoid it for the past few years after coming back from overseas. - BUT- You just happened to mention (while he was in ear shot) that you would be running one of the booths at the fair this year. - He doesn’t realize until he shows up, nicely dressed (after literal hours of anxiety of what he should wear. Should he dress like it’s a date? Or like it’s just the fair? Is their a mix of what he should wear? What’s the weather like?) that you’re running the kissing booth this year.- The kissing booth was the bane of Clyde’s existence when he was in high school, he remembers Jimmy used to spend all day there and flirt with whatever cheerleader had been working there at the time. 

- Clyde was always too nervous to even consider going near that brightly painted booth. And he was too shy to get a kiss. One time, he tossed them a dollar and then ran away because he couldn’t actually kiss the girl.

- He was having flashbacks to that now as he sees you leaning against the booth, smiling and laughing with the other two people that were volunteering to run it. 

- Clyde is a safe distance away, he doesn’t look like he’s staring at you from afar, but also close enough that he can see you and how pretty you look. (Though Clyde thinks you look pretty all the time)

- He won’t even consider going closer than twenty feet

- Until Jimmy shows up and tugs him towards the booth. To say hello to his good pal y/n.

- Clyde struggles the entire way until you see him and flash him your signature smile. He tries to calm down, though his heart is beating a mile a minute and his cheeks are so hot 

- When he’s standing in front of you, you lean forward with a smile, resting your forearms on the splintering wood.

- “So Clyde Logan, is this the day you’re finally going to kiss me?” You ask. “I’ll let you do it free of charge.”

-Clyde is a stuttering mess. “I- I… I can pay!” Is all he says, stumbling over his words as he struggles to get his wallet out of his pocket.

- “There’s no need. I’ve been waiting for it long enough.” You’re teasing him, although also pining after him for years, you had been just as shy as him to make the first move. Until at least, Jimmy ranted to you about how in love Clyde was with you.

- You step out from behind the booth, wrapping your arms loosely around Clyde’s neck as you smile up at him, the light hitting you perfectly so that you were glowing. 

- He’s sure you can hear and feel his rapid heartbeat (is this what a heart attack feels like?)

- The kiss is eager, yet gentle. His lips are ever so soft against yours, his big hand resting on your hip as his lips move against yours. He hadn’t been kissed in a long time, and he’s forgotten how much he likes it. 

- He’s sure he’s never been this happy over a kiss though.

- “Wanna walk around with me?” You ask once pulling away. “I’ve been craving some cotton candy and french fries all day.”

- Clyde agrees, letting you hold his hand as you tell the girls you’ll be back later for the evening shift.