#ameriposting

[branmuffins22]

i tend to eat by the numbers, cleaning my plate of one thing before i get to the next. but today i got to experience a special surprise.

i had eaten all of my fries— delicous, salty, starchy goodness— and just reached to start on my burger.

but when i lifted it up, do you know what i found? let me simulate for you my experience...

a secret, bonus fry! hidden behind my burger the whole time!! just when i thought i was out, bam! one last tasty morsel before the main dish!!!

exquisite...

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

Since I'm starting Ameriposting a bit early, gotta get this off my chest.

Whoever decided to play Freddy Kruger movies this year instead of the Twilight Zone marathon can kiss the fattest part of my ass.