#an ode to deadpool

[theranilord]

• The way Charles looked down after Erik walked away... He broke into Erik's mind with a purpose... that sneaky bastard! I love this!

• Still a Baby!Hugh Jackman... 🤣 Oh, Sweet Summer Child... the things he hasn't done yet...

• He is the first person she meets who could possibly understand what she's going through...

[breebirds]

The montage in the credits of Deadpool and Wolverine made the whole film feel like a love letter to all the shit Fox films.

The movies that were never as well received as the mcu films. The films that were rebooted and then rebooted again. Deadpool 3 feels like an ode to the films that were guilty pleasures, never mainstream successes.

It was like they were saying “yes, they were a little shit, but we had fun, right?”

[green-skiesss]

petition for the next deadpool movie to have wade say “i like your shoelaces” and get upset at the normie response as an ode to the hundreds of ppl simping over him and wolverine rn on this absolute hellsite

[resident-idiot-simp]

Based off of a comic that I swear to God I can't find. Soapghost where I think it is Ghost that slips a ring onto Soap tags and doesn't tell him. Only when someone pointed out to see freak out and ask what kind of proposal was that.

Anyways that but deadclaws courtesy of @shy-canadian-snowflake for starting off this version of the idea and @orcadork4ever for helping

When the tags get thrown to the ground when Logan quits he pauses as he sees the ring. He stares wide eyed before taking the ring off and putting it on. He knows who did it but he's not here right now.

He leaves and when Wade finds the tags he sees the ring gone and smiles.

THEN THEN THEN AFTER EVERYTHING he put the ring on his new tags and where is it. But after the memory wipe half of what he is trying to learn about what happened to him is also about learning with a ring is from.

The idea of rogue when she's in the car looking at his tags and seeing the ring 😭😭😭

Does Jean still try to make moves despite it? What happens what do people think?

"Does it count as cheating if you don't even know who the ring belongs to?" Then Logan getting pissed because he might not know where it belongs. But he sure as hell knows the feeling of love he gets when he looks at it.

What about the other people whispering about how someone could ever marry someone like him

Logan has no idea where the ring came from but somewhere in the recesses of his mind he feels so much love for whoever the ring is from.

He knows whoever gave it to him means the word to his past self so he wouldn't dare taint it

I also imagine this is a similar universe to the other fic where Wade is in the X-Men movies.

So Wade but not origins just ends up our normal Wade. He's probably searching for Logan too

Rogue being so curious about the ring and asking incessantly. In Logan not so secretly hopes it will jog something in his memory.

Out of everything Rogue pities Logan for the ring is the worst one. How horrible it is that something so special to him is lost from his memory. How dare the world take away this obvious source of happiness.

Imagine her finding Logan outside one night crying silently as he clutches at the ring and muttering curses at the world for taking away the love of his life 😭

Rogue demanding Xavier to figure it out because Logan doesn't fucking deserve to be dragged along with the carrot on the stick being his happiness

Od-

Xavier tries to use the essence from the ring but can’t find him because he’s mutated by now and shows up different he tells Logan he can’t find him and they take that to mean he’s dead

He just lives in a haze. Going through day to day. He knows by now that he can’t kill himself anyways, even though he wants to. He’s lived this long in misery before, he can keep doing it.

He hears about Deadpool and goes along with Colossus and NSTW to make sure this guy isn’t a total fuckhead.

Seeing him fight… there’s something so familiar about it. A dancer’s grace, the lethality and deliberateness of his movements.

He watches as Colossus warns him about not taking the life of the man who tortured him. Already knowing it’s a lost cause even not knowing the backstory. Whatever this fucker did, he deserves it.

Snorts to himself when Deadpool just shoots the guy in the head. A snicker cutting off short at the harsh call of “Wade!”

“Wade…?”

This close he can hear him. Hear the constant stream of innuendos and puns. And it comes flooding back. All of it. Nights spent pressed together on a too small cot in the too hot jungle heat. Slipping off to swim in the river. Promises breathed against parted lips of a future and forever.

Dropping to all fours he gallops at Deadpo- at Wade. His Wade, knocking him over and sending the two of them tumbling.

“Whoa! What the fuck?!”

Sobs ripping out of the yellow mass gripping him, a ragged and familiar “Wade!” making him freeze. “L-Lo? Is it really…!”

Logan ripping off his gloves and cowl with tears streaming down his face. “They made me forget. I forgot. I didn’t know who it came from but I still Knew”

Wade watched him in awe, his mask growing wet with his own tears as he reached to hold Logan’s hand with the ring. “You kept it…~”

“Of fucking course I kept it. You gave it to me.”

Me: Logan's face just buried into Wade's scare neck as he sobs and clutches at his back. Wade isn't much better off as he claws at Logan's back in a vain attempt to crawl inside the other man

Wade hesitantly stopping Logan when he goes to take his mask off. “It’s not what you remember, Peanut.”

“Good thing I don’t remember. It’s just you”

Me: the others watch on is stunned silence because this is the most emotion they had seen either man exhibit ever

Vanessa watching from the side and just crying in joy for her friend. She’s his best friend. They fuck around, but they’re friends first. He’s spent many a-night whispering to her about his Logie Bear

Me:

She then devoted herself to trying to help him find Logan but got caught in the crossfire

Logan couldn't be fucking happier. He won't let Wade out of his grasp and doesn't plan to for a long while.

The X-Men can't comprehend it. This was Logan the man who hated people just existing. Why is he now sobbing into a mercenaries neck?

Od:

Colossus being the one Adult insisting that Vanessa come to the mansion to be checked out and make sure she’s okay.

Logan and Wade settled into each other in the back seat of Dopinder’s car with Ness in the front

Me:

"lo lo fuck." Wade mutters as he pulls back to cup Logan's face. Logan just melts into Wade's grapes and he purrs fucking purrs. LOGAN DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD DO THAT!!

"There is the good kitty I have missed so much."

Od: They’re just in each other’s laps, completely tangled together

Logan just purrs harder to the point he coughs and Wade just laughs delightedly and pepper kisses across Logan's face.

Logan's claws sneak out when Wade pulls back slightly and Wade gasps as he grabbed at Logan's hand. "What??? Metal?! What happened baby??"

Logan just blinks stupidly up at him. "I don't remember." Wade frowns and pulls Logan close

Od: “It’ll be okay. We’re okay. Were together. You’re here. Fuck, I missed you so much. There’s so much I have to tell you.”

"it doesn't matter what happened right now. What matters is your here. We can figure out everything else later."

Od: “Exactly. Fuck, Lo. Can I kiss y-“ just getting cut off by Logan pouncing and kissing him senseless, the two of them laying down in the backseat

Rogue is beyond extatic when Logan comes in with wide wonder filled eyes dragging a man behind him. She knew then this was who the ring was tied to and she wasted no time launching herself at him in excitement.

"YOU DID IT YOU DID IT!! LOGAN YOU FOUND YOUR OTHER HALF!"

Logan just hold her close as he cries silently into her hair before yes he did.

Od: “Omg Lo-Lo! You have a kiddo?! I knew you were Daddy material, both ways~ I’m Wade~”

Rogue is definitely surprised by Wade. She must admit she hadn't expected someone like him to be who Logan had tied himself to. However the way they looked at one another and interacted was undeniable

Jean and Scott are LIVID and discussed because really this? THIS?! Was who Logan had chosen all those years ago??

Od: Wade: Wow. Jealous, judgmental, AND prejudiced. Yall are the whole fucking package ain’t ya.

Rouge does not take kindly to them. She had quickly become super protective of Wade. She had quite a few times tore into them for daring mess with what she had worked for for years

Od: Rogue: He wasn’t yours even then. You do not get to shit all over his happiness!

Rouge: have you ever seen him smile like that??? Have you ever heard him purr??? No? I didn't think so. So why are you plotting against him?

(You might get more later but that's it for now)

[chaxtic-evil]

#MARVELヽSUPERHEROES * Jakie są Twoje wrażenia po obejrzeniu filmu "Thunderbolts"?

"Doktor Strange: Multiverse of Madness" oraz "Deadpool i Wolverine" były jedynymi filmami ze stajni Marvela od czasu "Avengers: Endgame", które mnie porwały. Innym produkcjom, wypuszczonym w międzyczasie, brakowało starego, dobrego, marvelowego sznytu, budzącego we mnie zainteresowanie i wciągającego mnie w świat przedstawionej historii od początku do końca. Aż do momentu, w którym nieco zniechęcona filmowym uniwersum, zdecydowałam się obejrzeć "Thunderbolts*". Film niesamowicie mi się podobał, a występujący w nim bohaterowie zostali przedstawieni w sposób wielowymiarowy, nieoczywisty, przez co pozytywne napięcie i zaintrygowanie towarzyszyło mi od pierwszej, do ostatniej minuty seansu. Marvel - zrobiłeś to dobrze i oby tak dalej!

[seraphines-dairy]

Hai hai^^

Byłam dziś w kinie na Deadpool i kurwa dawno tak dobrego filmu nie widziałam. Co prawda byłam niestety na dub bo sub był w godzinach w których nie mogłam iść ale tak czy siak bardzo mi się podobał 🥹 Zdziwiło mnie dlaczego tyle rodziców przyszło ze swoimi dzieciakami około 10 lat, biedne dzieci pewnie nie wiedziały na co się piszą XD Chciałam usłyszeć OST od Stray Kids bo wiem że Slash został wykorzystany na napisy końcowe i tak czekałam a tu kurwa instrumental jebneli i byłam jak 🧍🏻 co do kurwy XD Ale film over all bardzo fajny

Zjadłam dziś omlet a na obiad miałam tak obrzydliwe naleśniki, że mówię nah nie jem tego i jeszcze o 19 wypiłam małego szejka bo miał 230 kcal z tego co sprawdziłam

Byłam z siebie dumna tho bo koleżanki na film kupiły jakieś ciastka czy inne gówno a mnie nawet do tego nie ciągnęło więc jest progres

Chciałabym z diety wywalić pieczywo bo mnie wkurwia ale nie wiem czy mi się uda… mam nadzieję że tak

Jutro idę odwiedzić moich pacjentów w pracy i nie mogę się doczekać więc powoli zawijam spać. Nie wiem co mi się stało ale jestem okropnie zmęczona, muszę tylko dopić herbatkę bo zrobiłam sobie specjalną na trawienie^^

Pamiętajcie że was kocham, nie poddawajcie się, dacie radę!

🌼 Dobranoc, do jutra! 🌼

[kasja93]

Hejka

Wczoraj znów padłam wcześnie dlatego rano po nakarmieniu uszaków, wygłaskaniu kotów oraz wypuszczeniu kur miałam więcej czasu. Wzięłam Gryzia i poszliśmy na spacer po lesie i okolicznych polach (4 km i to bez kawy!).

Po powrocie zerwałam trochę pomidorów, większość poszła na dzisiejszą świeżą pomidorową zaś dwa poszły na jajecznicę :) uwielbiam jajecznicę z pomidorami i szczypiorkiem. Mega jara mnie fakt, iż cała jajecznica (poza solą i pieprzem) pochodzi z mojego małego „gospodarstwa”.

Na śniadanie zatem wjechała jajecznica i pół bułki z masłem (naturalnym od sąsiadki z wioski obok).

Zupa pomidorowa, którą gotowała moja mama również w większości składa się ze składników wyhodowanych u nas :) jedynie przyprawy, makaron oraz mięso jest kupne. Marchew, pietruszka, cebula, por, lubczyk, seler 😁 Wiem, wiem strasznie o tym ględzę jednak serio to coś dla mnie niesamowite!

Napisałam dziś do Domestosa szumnie zwanym spedytorem z zapytaniem kiedy jadę w trasę bo chciałabym pojechać do Łodzi na niemal cały dzień zatem „helloł! Jak mam sobie tydzień układać?”. Odpowiedział, że wyjazd będzie w środę i że we wtorek da znać, gdzie i o której będzie zmiana kierowców. Zatem jutro jadę do Łodzi. Rodziców zostawię u znajomej, dla której tata będzie robił mały remoncik. Mama sobie posiedzi u niej a ja w międzyczasie w planach mam seans „Deadpool & Wolverine”. Wilk syty i owca cała - niestety mama nie posiada żadnego poczucia humoru a tata nie lubi filmów super bohaterskich. Dlatego sama będę się dobrze bawić na sali kinowej 😆

Jutro też planuje z rana zrobić kolejny pasztet z cukinii. Poprzedni niemal już zniknął choć tylko ja mogę się nazwać amatorem wege potraw. Zasmakował rodzicom to zrobię większą porcję dla siebie w trasę i dla rodziców.

Dzień minął mega szybko. Po śniadaniu skosiłam trawnik i zamulałam niemal cały dzień: miziałam się ze Zdzisławą, macałam kury, wyczesałam ogoniaste bestie. Obejrzałam też nowy odcinek drugiego sezonu Rodu Smoka - to już przed ostatni odcinek i jakoś tak szkoda, że ten sezon jest krótszy. Zwłaszcza, że jest tak średnio z tempem narracji.

Jedzeniowo dziś: jajecznica na pomidorze ze szczypiorkiem, pół bułki z masłem, mała miseczka zupy pomidorowej bez makaronu, dwa trójkąty arbuza.

[racingliners]

Livery Watch 2024: Special Editions

Breaking News: Local woman still isn't done yelling about car liveries.

idk how many one-off liveries the teams are going to do this year, but in any case I love McLaren's livery for Japan, so if there's any more across this season I'll be updating this post as they appear throughout the year!

McLaren - Japanese GP Vuse "Driven by Change" livery

I LOVED this when the promo images dropped at the start of the week. The livery was designed by Japanese artist MILTZ and is inspired by Edomoji (a style of Japanese calligraphy), the design reminds me a lot of The Great Wave off Kanagawa but I'm pretty sure because they both have a wave motif.

I absolutely love the splashes of blue and white, I wish they were on the black portion of the car instead because the livery would look so much brighter, but I still love how it looks on the car regardless.

9/10

Ferrari - Miami GP Blue livery

Adding list to the very long list of the ways that Ferrari have disappointed me, and ngl I'm so tempted to put it right at the top.

After all the hype Ferrari had been putting out on socials I was expecting the car to be all blue (which, is in recognition of the 70th anniversary of Ferrari selling cars in the USA) and instead we have... this.

Like, no one would have forgotten that Ferrari's are meant to be red just bc the car went all blue for one race, especially because the team kit and overalls are all-over blue for this week (I am extra mad bc the shades of blue that's on the car are so stunning and would definitely have stood out compared to the other blue livery cars).

Also don't get me started on the silly amount of HP logos on the car, if I was a tifosi I would be beyond embarrassed rn

2/10 and that's me being nice.

Racing Bulls - Miami GP livery

Ahhhh. That's better.

I LOVE the multi-colour gradient (even if it does slightly resemble the instagram logo). I would have loved to see it all over the car because the chrome silver bull would look so nice against it.

But apart from that it's so bright and fun and it's going to look fantastic on track this weekend. I'm not even mad that it's matte.

9/10

McLaren - Monaco GP Senna livery

*shouting in the general direction of Maranello* You see this Ferrari? THAT'S how you do a special livery!

Yes, it's incredibly yellow (to the point it looks like a Benson & Hedges sponsored Jordan if you squint) but that's the whole point. (Also bonus points for the car pretty much being completely painted!!!)

As an ode to Ayrton Senna, it's pretty much spot on. For me the first thing that always sprang to mind when Senna is mentioned is his helmet design featuring the colours of the Brazilian flag. I also love the diagonal lines as a nod to the Marlboro McLaren livery.

Oh and did I forget to mention that IT'S NOT MATTE!!!

10/10

Red Bull - British GP "REBL CUSTMS - Stallion Red" livery

Like last season, we're getting three fan-designed RBR liveries this year in honour of the team's 20th anniversary and this is the first!

And god, I wish it was the main livery. The brushes of neon red are so bright and actually look interesting instead of the super corporate unchanged livery we've seen since 2016.

Usual 'I hate that it's matte complaints' but spart of that, it really looks great.

8/10

Williams - British GP livery

So in the design stakes, I definitely prefer last year's white accents design. However, on the sentimentality stakes (of which I will never be immune to), I love it so so much.

As it's been mentioned a lot in commentary already this week, the car features the names of all 1005 Williams team members - and founder Sir Frank Williams, which is just so so lovely.

6/10 for design, 10/10 for the sentiment behind it.

Alpine - Belgian GP "Deadpool & Wolverine" livery

ngl friends I have spent the whole time since this dropped staring at this going 'hmm'.

I definitely don't hate it, I think I once again find all the exposed carbon very off-putting, but at least there is more paint on the car this time compared with their core blue and pink liveries. (And, tbf, given how Deadpool's colour scheme is red and black, it does make sense from that pov)

The concept behind this is very fun, I genuinely cannot remember the last time we had a full promotional livery for something (Aston Martin did run the James Bond logo on their cars when No Time to Die came out, but that was it).

I think it would have been nice if there was more yellow (as cool as the Wolverine claw marks are), but overall it's definitely very fun. I really want to see how it's going to look on track.

7.5/10

Mercedes - Singapore GP "Petronas 50th Anniversary" livery

Not gonna lie, after the well documented events of the 2019 German Grand Prix, I honestly never thought we'd see Mercedes run a one-off livery ever again, so seeing this upon opening Instagram this morning was a nice surprise!

Might be worth saying that this livery is in honour of Petronas' 50th anniversary as a company (their title sponsorship with Mercedes only dates back to 2010), and the choice of debuting this livery at Singapore is that it's the race closest to Petronas' HQ in Malaysia.

(Powers that be pleeeeeeeeease bring back the Malaysian GP in Sepang!!!!!!!)

So, all that aside, I do very much like this livery. The Merc colour scheme of black, silver and teal is super iconic and works in pretty much any iteration. Design wise though I wish there had been a tiny bit of effort put in because they've literally just swapped round where the silver and teal is on their core livery.

I do think the car will stand out on track really well against the dark tarmac of the circuit, and the fact that from this picture at least the teal portion of the car looks glossy so it should look stunning under the floodlights at night.

8/10

Racing Bulls - Singapore GP "Hugo Boss Denim" livery

I want to get on board with this, I really really reaaaaaaaally do.

I just can't because they didn't properly commit to the bit and do the whole car in denim.

Unlike RBs Miami GP livery in which they got away with keeping the dark blue engine cover and halo because across the whole car the colour scheme still felt cohesive, on this livery (or, as we're all calling it, jivery) the saturated blue does not feel very put together with the rest of the denim. And I am a little bit mad about it bc if the denim had been all over the car I think it would have looked both amazing and really different on track. And for once, I don't mind the matte finish bc as we all know denim is not ultra-glossy - another reason why keeping the dark blue engine cover from the core livery just makes the whole thing look odd.

Love the concept, really not on board with the execution - 6/10 overall.

McLaren - Singapore GP "OKX Legend Reborn" livery

oh this FUCKS.

It's somewhat turned into a tradition of McLaren debuting a one-off livery in Singapore. In 2022 the sky blue accents on the core livery were swapped out for a stunning hot pink, and last year we had the mostly carbon stealth livery (you can find my thoughts on that in my Livery Watch 2023 tag).

And this year, as the name suggests, McLaren are running a livery inspired by the iconic Marlboro McLaren livery of the 1980s, with papaya orange in place of Marlboro red.

and to repeat myself, it FUCKS.

I love the stripe of white down the middle of the car, it really stands out compared to the slash of exposed carbon on the core livery and combined with the orange the car just looks so much brighter and is really going to stand out on track.

Is it a little bit Finding Nemo? Yes. Do I care? No.

For the tiny bit of exposed carbon it loses a point so - 9/10

Red Bull - Singapore GP "REBL CUSTUMS - Camo Bull" livery

I will update if I find a better picture, the RBR website is silly.

The funny thing about updating this post as the year goes on instead of doing a reblog for each new livery is that all the various off-track (ie. Red Bull scrapping their two remaining fan designed liveries because the paint they were going to use made the car too heavy) happenings do get a bit lost within the passing of time.

But, as this is my house and I can do what I want on Livery Watch, I'm gonna yell about what would have been RBR's Singapore GP livery anyway, as it has thankfully been put onto Hamda Al Quibaisi's F1 Academy car (plus matching overalls!!!) for this weekend.

And as I said on a post earlier today (as I write this) I am mad that RBR chickened out bc this is SUCH a sexy livery. It pays tribute to the og Camo Bull livery from 2015 pre-season testing so well and it's just DIFFERENT and FUN and is gonna look SO good on the circuit and the pops of neon red are just stunning. I love it.

10/10. no notes.

Haas - United States GP livery

Not only are Haas going to be arriving at the Circuit of the Americas with Toyota Gazoo Racing logos on the car after the announcement of their new technical partnership with Toyota, they are also as seems to be turning into a tradition running a stars and stripes inspired livery for what is 'officially' the team's home race.

(I say officially as while the F1 calendar does have 3 US races, the race in Austin is the only one branded as the United States GP).

I do very much prefer this livery compared to the one they ran last year. The brighter, more saturated colours, work well against the predominantly black base, though I find the red driver numbers a bit hard to read as the white outline is a bit too thin. But I love the scattered star motif on the front wing and sidepods - I think it's very fun!

While I do get why the main emblem on the car is a hybrid of a lone star (bc Texas is the lone star state) and the head of an eagle (ca-caw, wtf is a kilometre) it does slightly give off 'concept art for an NFL team logo' vibes, and I think running with just the star motif would have gotten the same message across just as well.

(I will say though, I think the eagle art itself is pretty good! It just feels ever so slightly too much.)

7/10

Alpine - United States GP "Indiana Jones and the Great Circle" livery

As the semi-official Livery Watch reporter for f1blr news, I do feel it's my journalistic duty to point out that Disney have not managed to pay Harrison Ford even more money to come back for another film, but that this livery is actually promotion for the upcoming video game of the same title.

My second thought upon seeing this livery (my first, like everyone else, was that it looks like a McLaren cosplay) was that I felt quite mad Alpine have painted more of the car for this one-off livery than they have done for their pink and blue core liveries, and I'm once again mad at the missed potential for what we could have had.

(My thoughts on the Alpine core livery can be found in my Livery Watch 2024 tag).

I did have to do some digging, and thanks to this video posted on Alpine's twitter feed and this post by one of Alpine's graphic designers, I am fairly confident in saying that the car is not in fact all over orange, and like the Indiana Jones logo is more of a yellow to orange ombré with a really cool looking treasure map motif on top.

I think the concept is fun (despite the promo images making the car look more orange than what it seemingly is) and it's been executed fairly well, but I may need to wait to see it in daylight before properly deciding if I like it or not.

7/10

McLaren - United States GP Chrome livery

As first ran at the British GP last year, McLaren have once again brought back their chrome silver livery of the late-00s and 2010s, in partnership with one of their main sponsors Google.

And, before I go in detail, I want to show my initial reaction via the tags on a post of this livery I reblogged earlier today because I think it sums up my feelings very well.

I cannot begin to express how delighted I am that McLaren have given this livery a second attempt, because the first version they ran last year was quite a big miss.

This version feels so much more thought out in terms of where the chrome silver paint will actually go and what this livery and the original Vodafone McLaren chrome livery do well is having a really bright pop of colour against the silver so the car doesn't look too bland (unlike the team's 2014 chrome and black livery).

Honestly? This is yet another banger of a McLaren one-off livery. It's silver chrome done stunningly well. 10/10.

Williams - Mexico City GP & Sao Paulo GP altered Core livery

The delay in the latest addition to Livery Watch is partially due to life stuff, and also due to me contemplating whether or not it actually counted since it's a sponsor driven change as opposed to a "let's do this for funsies!" change. BUT we have seen sponsor driven liveries this year so I have finally decided that it counts, so onwards!

The addition of the Mercado Libre logo and yellow colour splash for the two Latin American races of the year is definitely fun (it stands out on the car from a mile away) and either intentionally or otherwise evokes the classic blue, white and yellow Williams liveries of the 80s and 90s.

Obviously there would have been a limitation on what shade of yellow they could put on the car, and I am somewhat bummed that it covers the original Frank Williams Racing logo, but a lot of what I love about the 2024 core livery remains.

Solid 6/10

Sauber - Las Vegas GP Flame livery

I want to like this. However, I don't think I do.

My favourite part of this livery is the nose cone, I think the white to neon green gradient is actually quite nice and had it been done all over the car would have looked very striking on track (especially in contrast to the exposed carbon areas of the car).

I'm just... really not a fan of the flame motif. It looks fine on the front end of the car, but on the engine cover where it's just a flat line before the rest of the flames just makes it look so harsh and for me anyway it's the first thing my eyes are drawn to because it look so slapped on and out of place.

5/10 (mainly for the nose cone)

Alpine - Las Vegas GP, Qatar GP & Abu Dhabi GP 'Al-Pink' livery

When I tell you that upon opening my instagram and saw this I literally threw my hands into the air as if I myself had just won a Grand Prix (please also refer to my all caps post from earlier as an additional first reaction that sums up my general feelings nicely).

oh BWT, I could literally kiss you on the mouth for this. I genuinely have never been happier for a sponsor requiring that a team run a specific livery for a set number of races per season. Pink Alpine they could NEVER make me hate you.

And I am so utterly thrilled and delighted to say that thanks to one of the Alpine livery/graphic designers confirming in this post, IT'S A GLOSSY PINK 😭🙌

Previous BWT-pink liveries have been a much softer pink, but I just love the brighter in your face almost Barbie pink. I think they've gone in this direction since all the races this livery will be ran at are night races, so the slightly darker and brighter pink will definitely stand out against the dark circuit under the floodlights.

Yes, there is sadly more exposed carbon than I would like. But I honestly don't care. IT'S A SHINY PINK F1 CAR!!!!!!

10/10

Racing Bulls - Las Vegas GP "Glitter" livery

Gonna keep it short and sweet, and share my initial reaction to the livery via the medium of a screenshot of Discord DMs.

We could have had it all... truly. Racing Bulls were literally stood in front of an open goal and instead kicked the ball outside the stadium. My disappointment is beyond immeasurable rn.

3.5/10 - for the cohesive colour palette at least.

[babybatscreationsv2]

I watched Deadpool and Wolverine and I have thoughts

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ELEKTRA

I cannot believe I saw my girl Elektra again and yes I would have cried and thrown up if they killed her. If Blade and Gambit are both getting a new movie where's Elektra's?? I say we riot. And I'm only a little bit kidding. Spider-Man needs a new mother figure after all. How about an Elektra/Jessica Drew team up? OMG I'm just realizing they could have put her in the canceled Shang-Chi film. Does the Hand never face off with the Ten Rings? You would think a couple of a martial artist gangs would have a rivalry. We could have been shipping Elektra and Xialing 😭

Okay actual movie thoughts

Yes the car scene was in fact a sex scene and I don't even think that's even debatable. You can't tell me Hugh Jackman threw his head back like that and groaned like he was fucking cumming and it wasn't an analogy for sex and then following it up with a pan away/sunset shot? It was 100% an ode to the many gay writers who hid their desire to penetrate another man through swords, guns, and fangs. Bram Stoker would be proud

Do not watch this movie if you're uncomfortable with inappropriate sexual touching, or language for that matter. Everyone's getting sexually assaulted and it's a joke every time, but at least they call it what it is I guess?

I feel like the amount of graphic sex jokes was to cover for the fact that they were told not to joke too much about drug use. Although choosing to joke about how they can't do coke was possibly my favorite joke, don't ask me why

They sure did let that little people joke in there though... yikes. Disney is really begging people with dwarfism to jump their asses this year

The weakest part of the film was definitely the villain dialog. I guess they didn't want any big plot twisty reveals because man these dudes came out monologing and like who asked? Nobody. Why are they talking so much?

I have a genuine love for Happy becoming the new Stan Lee cameo. I just love that man as a character and it feels right that he has a hand in everything.

I saw someone on here pouting about the photo of Tony and Peter together and how Peter's face was covered BUT ACTUALLY it's a running gag in the comics that Deadpool can't see Spider-Man's face or hear his name. Even if Peter takes his mask off right in front of him the "Marvel censors" hide it from Wade and I hope to god that's why they covered it because it'll be so damn funny if and when they're both in a film together

Speaking of funny, the comedy in this film was so well done. They poured most of the jokes out in the first act and left room for the movie and the characters to be taken seriously. I'm here praying that the other Marvel writers take notes because while I'm a very emotional person who requires comic relief to get through most movies without crying, we all know the humor in Marvel films is getting to be a bit much.

I was holding my breath during the big team up thinking it was going to be Deadpool 2/Suicide Squad all over again, but they actually got to have their hero moment and it was beautiful.

But WTF? Why did Blade and Gambit get a big moment where they show off their skills but Elektra gets half the screen time during the fight and her moment is just her kicking someone? She has magic ninja abilities?? She could have also done something cool?? The martial arts stuff was cool in her stand alone film, it doesn't impress in a crowd of people who know how to fight. At least let her skillfully throw her sais or something, damn.

And how good is Channing Tatum as Gambit? I'm not a Channing Tatum fan or anything, but damn does he nail it.

NICEPOOL I love Nicepool, I have no idea what Deadpool variants exist in the comics because I actually hate multiverse stuff that isn't spiderverse, BUT it's canon that if Deadpool were to stop killing people that he would become pretty again and I love that there's a universe where's he just insanely nice and handsome mostly because I don't think they would ever make a Spider-Man/Deadpool film so at least we acknowledged that this happens, sorta, they don't really talk about why he's pretty and our Deadpool isn't

I love how it was a Deadpool film, but also everyone got their moment. It was barely even about him. He was the vehicle through which Wolverine and Nova and Laura got to tell their stories and it worked really well

I also feel like Wade getting Johnny killed felt weird and mildly out of character. He's an asshole, not a sadist. There's a big difference. If they wanted him dead to get rid of Chris Evans and still have their cameo, it didn't have to be Wade's fault

Wade and Logan recognizing Chris's face as belonging to Steve also sets a precedent for RDJ playing Doom. (It also means that yes people in universe will recognize him and angst will happen, I'm still crossing my fingers that there's multiple Dooms)

I give the whole thing a 4/5 had a good time, few complaints

[myslodsiewniav]

6-08-2024

Mam jakiś taki ciąg refleksji nad tym czym jest sukces i czy sława w ogóle jest jednym z wariantów sukcesu.

Skrajnie? Hitler był sławny...

Oglądam dokument o III Rzeszy, taki, który pokazuje mechanizmy socjo-kulturowe, które pozwoliły Hitlerowi dojść do władzy oraz w którym jest przedstawiane, że obecnie obserwuje się bardzo podobne mechanizmy socjio-kulturowe i polaryzację.

Niepokoi mnie to.

Oglądałam też dokument o Nicku i Aaronie Carterach - dla mnie byli włożeni w szufladkę "lata 90-te i dzieciństwo" i z tej szufladki ich nie wyciągałam, aż kilka tygodni temu wykończył mi dokument "Upadli idole". I kurde, nie mogę przestać o tym myśleć. Tym bardziej, że Aaron Carter nie żyje. Nie dociera to do mnie. To znaczy dociera, ale to było słodkie dziecko na które crashowałam jako 8-latka.

Potem oglądałam historię powstania Backstreet Boys i N'sync (to mi wyjaśniło dlaczego dla mojej wychowywanej w Niemczech kuzynki te zespoły to było takie big deal - ja nie rozumiałam tego, mogłam posłuchać muzyki, pewnie, crashowałam Aarona, ale taki true-crush to miałam na postaci z bajek, nie na prawdziwych ludzi). Masakra. Ten dokument to masakra. I odkryłam, że znam jeszcze inne grupy muzyczne założone przez Lou Pearla. xD Pewnie z radia albo przez kuzynkę, bo mam wrażenie, że pierwszy raz w życiu podczas oglądania tego dokumentu usłyszałam nazwę "O-Town" xD

Smutek taki, że myślałam, że to dziewczyny w popie były robione (w chuja), a wychodzi na to, że w chuja byli robieni wszyscy młodzi artyści i przy okazji wiele innych osób.

Wczoraj byłam w kinie na Deadpool i Wolverine, gdzie początkowa scena to nota bene choreografia (gore xD) do piosenki N'sync. Słyszałam tą piosenkę chyba pierwszy raz od lat, nie wiem czy była puszczana w tym dokumencie Netflixa o Lou Pearlmanie. Anyway - poczułam nostalgię i euforię - chociaż po seansie musieliśmy googlać co to było: Backstreet Boys czy N'sync. xD bo ta pop-papka brzmi jednakowo.

Mam takie pomieszanie z poplątaniem w emocjach i jeszcze chyba nie wiem co dokładnie chcę powiedzieć, co mi się rodzi w głowie, bo mam wrażenie, że dużo wniosków mi się rodzi pod kopułą - tego co jest widoczne i ciemnych, szemranych pleców wszystkiego co się wydarza w niedomówieniu lub poza oczami widowni.

I nie chodzi mi o Wolverina i Deadpoola - chodzi mi o sytuację na świecie i znalezienie jakiejś drogi, która zapewni bezpieczne życie.

[shotattheshow]

[REVIEW] Neck Deep @ Vogue Theatre

By Jacob Zinn

For years, I thought Neck Deep actually was from a town called Revelry. Turns out, they’re from what’s essentially a sister city to Vancouver – but you’ll have to read this review to find out where!

The pop-punk five-piece finally found their way back to the Vogue Theatre, touching down in YVR for the first time since 2018. And while their return was long awaited, the boys picked up right where they left off, and they brought some awesome friends with them.

[PHOTOS] Like Roses @ Vogue Theatre

Kicking off the night was Berkeley indie/emo outfit Like Roses, self-described as “people w/ instruments who yell about being sad over the noise created by said instruments.” Despite being a last-minute addition to the tour, the quartet fit right in as far as the crowd was concerned – vocalist and rhythm guitarist Amy Schmalkuche led the early fans through their frenetic set that included “Broken Things (Lie to Me),” “Dressed,” “Graves,” “Easy” and “Spletenic.”

[PHOTOS] The Home Team @ Vogue Theatre

Shifting gears from sad songs to “heavy pop,” The Home Team hailing out of Seattle made their way north of the border for a killer second set that was part upbeat, part breakdowns. Bassist Ryne Olson brought the energy with spins and kicks during the opening tune “Brag” as guitarist John Baran brought the disco-driven rock riffs. Singer Brian Butcher’s smooth vocals, which are seemingly more suited to a ‘90s boy band, fit just right with their Set It Off-esque sound through “Walk This World With Me,” “Loud,” “Hell” and the fan favourite “Watching All Your Friends Get Rich.”

[PHOTOS] Neck Deep @ Vogue Theatre

At long last, the six-year itch was scratched as Neck Deep took the stage to “Dumbstruck Dumbfuck” followed by “Sort Yourself Out,” the first two raucous pop-punk anthems that kick off their 2024 self-titled record. Guitarists Sam Bowden and Matt West kept immaculate timing with palm-muted downstrokes while bassist Seb Barlow and drummer Matt Powles held down the rhythm section like a well-oiled machine.

Singer Ben Barlow worked the crowd into a frenzy that didn’t stop as they launched into “Motion Sickness” from 2018’s The Peace and the Panic before taking it even farther back with “Gold Steps” and “Smooth Seas Don’t Make Good Sailors” from 2015’s Life’s Not Out to Get You.

“I want to see a girl pit for this next song!” said Ben ahead of “She’s a God,” the band’s lone single of 2019. “Step aside, fellas. This one’s for you, you’re all gods.”

The energy didn’t let up as the band burned through “Go Outside!” and “It Won’t Be Like This Forever,” followed soon by ND’s ode to aliens, “Take Me With You.”

“This song is for Tom Delonge because he was so fucking right,” said Ben, which wasn’t the only shout-out to their pop-punk idols in blink-182, as the evening’s rendition of “The Beach is for Lovers (Not Lonely Losers)” included a call back to Mark Hoppus yelling “It’s the slow pretty part!” from 1999’s The Mark, Tom & Travis Show.

It was around this time that Ben asked if anyone in the crowd had experienced a recent heartbreak, setting up for “Heartbreak of the Century.” When that didn’t get as much reaction, he asked if anyone was a Manchester United fan – because sports fans endure an awful lot of heartbreak – only to get some boos from fans who love Neck Deep but don’t love Man U.

But Ben took it in stride, for the most part. After all, a local celebrity did buy Wrexham A.F.C., his hometown’s football club.

“Shout out to Ryan Reynolds, big up Ryan Reynolds,” said Ben. “He did the sports thing. Look we’re from a town where you either fight, you drink or your play sports, so the fact that he came over and saved our ass and made us somewhat reputable and respectable around the world is great.

“Shout out to the guy who played Deadpool and made our town relevant,” he continued with some playful Welsh sarcasm. “Not us after 10, 12, nearly 13 years of struggling and trying to fly the flag for the town, a rich fucking dude comes in and just takes all the glory – BUT IT’S FINE.”

Back to our regularly scheduled programming, the boys bounce back nine years with the A Day to Remember crossover “Kali Ma,” then to present day with yet another 2024 banger “We Need More Bricks” before rounding out the main set with the pandemic single “STFU.”

But they weren’t done – they returned to the stage for the self-proclaimed Neck Deep Christmas song “December,” filling the ballad quota before amping fans with the pickslides and gang vocals of “Can’t Kick Up the Roots,” and closing the 17-song setlist with the traditional ender “In Bloom.”

And just like that, it was over. But as the guys left the stage, the fans left the Vogue hopeful that it won’t be quite so long before the Wrexham boys and Barlow brothers come back to their sister city.

[ladygeeks]

Deadpool & Wolverine is the best thing since Avengers: Endgame and Spider-Man: No Way Home. Whip-smart, deliciously meta, crude, bloody, and unsurprisingly wholesome, it’s everything longtime Marvel fans could dream of for the dynamic duo.  

Marvel fatigue is a very real experience for many fans and journalists alike. (I’m one of them.) With the introduction of the multiverse, it’s become more exhausting to keep up with the newer stories. Further, characters are now taking a backseat to the convoluted narratives, making watching the movies feel like a chore. However, Deadpool & Wolverine works because it taps into this very exhaustion by giving viewers something that is both light and emotionally profound at the same time. It spoon-feeds us plenty, but it throws its punches with calculated blows that’ll keep us thinking long after the credits roll. 

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[resident-idiot-simp]

More Eldritch horror Deadclaws because of the time ripper

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Ft: @orcadork4ever

The TVA wants them for tests constantly and they have to eventually call it because it's setting of PTSD

(The TVA still constantly ask)

I feel this also makes them even more of cryptids for everyone in New York and especially the heroes/vigilantes/underground

Clint and Natasha come back to the tower spooked because they saw the two of them chatting an a roof looking like they were melting into one another and they swear their eyes were glowing

Peter who knew Wade because is also kinda freaking out because his Spidey sense won't stop going off around them. He corners Clint and Natasha to ask about it. They had no idea he knew Wade obviously but he's willing to reveal that for answers if they have any

Peter is getting asked by anyone which a pulse what the hell is happening.

PETER DOESN'T KNOW AND DOESN'T LIKE IT

Od: Wade nearly cries when he finds out that suddenly Peter’s spidey sense is freaking out around them. Invites him over for a Lego and Star Wars and homemade pizza night because he hopes that if he’s around for an extended period of time his spidey sense will calm down and catch up with his rational mind

It definitely helps but it never truly goes away and it always gets worse the closer Wade and Logan are. It's insane and Peter wants desperately to do tests of his own.

Peter is pretty much in charge of informing everyone of what he knows. No one takes it well. Matt informs him the vibes are so off.

Moonknight declares it crazier then him

The underworld is trying to either run or negotiate

The other wide spread powered people deside they want even less to do with Deadpool then before

Od:

They let Peter do tests because he’s coming from a place of genuine curiosity and want for knowledge and… it’s Peter. If they have to spend a few days in Stark’s lab? Not ideal. But Peter’s talking a mile a minute with theories and ideas and his eyes are bright and they’re just sitting there eating all of Stark’s food.

The only people they let near them with a needle are Peter and Hank.

Bruce and Tony can help too, I guess because yeah, they’re geniuses too and more brains to bounce off can’t hurt

Me:

Peter coming into the tower, "Mr. Stark can I bring Deadpool and Wolverine to the labs tomorrow to run tests?"

Tony: sure

Peter: NICE goes to walk off

Tony: ... WAIT ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Od: The only person they trust and go to for check ups and all things medical is Hank

Tony finds out no Peter wasn't kidding and yes he was genuinely asking because he wanted explanations for the Eldritch horror stuff that's going on right now.

Tony is befuddled because he thought it was all a joke.

Peter informs him no it is very much not and something is very much not right.

Tony inquiries what exactly happened and why did it lead to this thing

Peter just shrugs and admits they may have held reality together.

Od: Peter: They kind of… combinedmatterandantimatterwiththeirbodiesactingasaconduit

Tony is fascinated immediately

"Ok honestly you have my interest has anyone else tested this stuff?"

Peter shrugs, "Yes but they didn't find anything and they had to call it off because they started have PTSD attacks. Turns out being government experiments has negative side effects, who knew?"

Tony just blinks for a moment, "But they'll let you?"

Peter nods, "Wade trusts me and if Wade trusts me Logan will trust me.”

Od:

“They said you and Bruce can be there and help too. But Wade said, quote, ‘but Stark is paying to feed our asses and if he thought your appetite was something, he’s in for a fucking black hole surprise’ end quote.”

“Also, we don’t have ulterior motives for studying them. Shady inter dimensional time cops do.”

Me:"Please tell my you didn't say shady inter dimensional time cops." Tony asked

Peter smiled, "Do you want me to lie?"

"Oh my God what the hell did they get themselves into??"

"A lot of stuff so I hear."

The next day Peter drags in two men in regular clothing and Tony realizes they never told anyone else about this

They manage to get them in the lab with little issue despite the alarm but Peter ever the favorite soothes the concen.

Logan and Wade are just chilling while they get set up (and Bruce gets dragged in)

Tony is honestly surprised at the lack of...mayhem Wade isn't anything like he was expecting. Did he was some loose screws? Yes. But he wasn't clinical insane like he had been lead to believe.

Logan was something else too. Quiet but sharp and snarky. When he spoke it had bite behind it and couldn't be ignored. He also spoke with easy authority that was almost impossible to ignore. Tony wounded where it came from.

Logan also just seemed differnt in a way distinctly inhumane. Tony had never really understood the classifications of mutants but just existing around Logan made it make a lot more sense.

There was something off about them in general. An aura of not right, a static buzz almost

Tony gets all the scanners he has and uses them. The whole time the two men just go along with it. They obviously are convinced this will go nowhere and with the track record so far it's a fair assumption.

After a while Tony ends up requesting the story of what exactly happened. The give it and honestly Tony doesn't know how to feel. The idea these two just saved the multiverse is something he didn't think he's have to reckon with.

They also learn throughout this process that Logan has started picking up Wade's...les desirable traits. And if it wasn't for the nonsense attitude Logan had Tony would write him off as a nut case

The scary part means he logical conclusion is Wade isn't insane....which is not something anyone is too keen to accept.

The scans show things sure but it's practically indecipherable. Energy that just cannot be placed almost like an abundance of something and absolute absence at one time

It's fascinating to see how the energy ebbed and flowed and then came alive the closer they got. Then the shock when the two touched as the matter and nothingness restabilized

The matter and lack there off would grow slowly restless as they two men stayed apart. The men also seemed to drift together unintentionally. When it was pointed out they would startle and honestly the scientists had no idea what to make of it

Od: "Just... doesn't feel right being apart from 'im. Don't know what else to tell you, bub.”

Tony is pleasantly surprised by the twos relationship. He had heard they were a thing but seeing it...well it wasn't what he expected.

They were touchy seemingly never breaking contact and Tony had to wonder how much of it was the supposed matter and antimatter and how much was just them. He wonders if the relationship would have evolved how it did if it wasn't for the stuff as well.

But beyond that they act like an old married couple. Bickering and bitching constantly Logan was either growling at the man in annoyance or purring in delight. Tony wanted to study him terribly he'd never had a mutant in his lab and he had so many questions.

They mentioned other as well other mutants and friends and their daughter, DAUGHTER! THEY HAD A KID

Bruce has been the one to hesitantly aso about their mutations. Logan had explained his without fuss, he had a healing factor it was the main thing despite the claws because what he was known for. He explained how his claws worked and unsheathed them so the others could have a look. He explained his hightened sense and animal instincts, he showed off his fangs all while Wade watched looking like a loce sick fool.

Wade's was much more straightforward he was a mutate 'it's different' from Logan's DNA. He has the same healing factor and it might even be better because of the cancer.

Cancer he had cancer terminal cancer that ate him alive and would for ever.

It was eye-opening

A few hours later and they called lunch.

Wade was chatting excitedly with Peter while Logan kept a hand on the back of his neck seemingly trying to keep him relatively calm.

They got a lot of stares once they were on the main floor. Clint and Natasha were looking pretty unsure and Steve was just squinting at Logan. Tony and Bruce were still asking questions some of which were answered others shrugged off.

Od:

Peter asks if maybe Laura can come join them so they have a baseline to compare at least Logan to.

“Pretty sure Mini’s actually around in the city today. Said she was gonna be shopping with Yukio and Nega,” Wade said, talking around a handful of grapes. “Logie Bear, wanna see if Mini wants to come over for a long weekend and play hooky?”

Me:

Logan perked up as soon as Laura was mentioned. If he has a tail it would for sure be wagging.

"Wait why baseline she wouldn't really be a baseline she's a whole other person." Tony argued.

Peter and Wade were shaking their heads however, "No no it's a whole thing she's his clone." Peter informed him.

Bruce and Tony blinked, "I'm sorry?" Bruce asked.

Logan was already calling her as Peter and Wade tried to explain the situation to not much success.

Od:

“Basically, big bad shady dicks wanted a living weapon they could control since, spoiler, y’can’t really control our Honey Badger. So they made a bunch of kids and raised them in a lab in Mexico. This Universe’s Logan got her out in the future but died in the process. The wonderful Wolvie before you is from a different universe because OG Logan was this universe’s anchor being but now we’re co-anchor beings. Laura was cntrl+alt+delete-ed by the TVAssholes and was chucked in the void but part of us being anchors now was asking for her to come back so now she goes to Xavier’s but stays with us on the weekends.” Wade finished with jazz hands.

“Yeah,” Peter nodded. “What he said.”

Me:

No one understood a word.

Wade went back to mooning over the other man, "God the DILF really adds to the fuckability of him doesn't it? Seeing him with kids??? God..."

Tony blinks hard at that and desides he doesn't want to touch it with a 10ft pole. A few hours later now back in the labs FRIDAY informs him Laura has arrived.

When she walks in Tony and Bruce blink hard because....yeah clone is an apt discriptor. She's near identical to Logan besides the touch of latina.

Logan is purring immediately and is there beside her in a moment. He gives her a hug and kiss on the head. They rub their faces together like cats.

Tony kinda almost gets where Wade was coming from. Seeing Pepper like this with Morgan definitely has him feeling a bit love sick.

Wade is there a moment later grabbing her up into a hug of his own while Laura laughs and rubs her face against him. Wade plants an obnoxious kiss in her forehead before releasing her.

Logan is looking at them with the softest expression they'd seen on his face yet. It seems Wade wasn't the only one who had feelings about their partner with their kid

Laura once she escapes the two man raises an eyebrow at Peter with her hands on her hips, "Parker you have been ignoring my texts." She sniffs.

Peter blinks at her with big guilty eyes, "Oh I forgot I lost my phone I had to get a new one with a new number." Peter is pulling out his new phone.

Laura just sighs and goes over to him to type in her number again. Logan and Wade watch ammused.

Tony is mesmerized by her he had yet to meet anyone who could cowl Peter so easily. Laura was a force of nature a mix of both her father's personalities and just a bit more spunk. Tony loved her already

Peter was right about her being a good baseline. He was for all intense and purposes identical to Logan and it really put into perspective just how...off they were

The abundance of something and nothingness that were intertwined with every part of them. While testing on Laura Bruce and Tony saw it for the first time.

Logan and Wade were sitting on a couch watching intently (Laura too had been a lab rat). It looked like they were melting together out of the corner of Bruce's eye and when Bruce turned to look nothing was off.

Peter had pointed excitedly "YOU SAW IT!!!" Tony pauses, "Saw what?" He asked suspiciously.

"The eldritch like shit." Peter said excitedly. Bruce nodded hesitantly, "I- yeah...the two of you were.... melting together."

Wade and Logan shrugs, "Yeah we get that a lot." Wade agrees. Logan muffles a laugh into Wade's shoulder

It's a few more hours of testing before they call it a night. The three of them are given bedrooms and left to go rest.

Tony and Bruce are still in the lad trying to make sense of literally anything that's going on. It's not working it doesn't make sense.

Peter is there too because he knows the most about the situation. But still it really does seem helpless. Wade and Logan are anomalies

Logan and Wade truly don't care this is just how it is now and they've never been happier.

It's everyone else that's all worked up about it.

Od: They live by ‘it is what it is’

Yes but also I like the idea of It's just right in some weird Eldritch way. The multiverse itself is in them they are one and they also probably saw infinity and just how correct the pairing of them two was. This is was was supposed to happen and if your questioning it you're actually weird. Because it's just....meant to be

Laura is the first in the lab the next morning and is immediately asked a million questions. She answers them but squints dubiously at them because she isn't sure why people care so much about her dad's

Sure it's weird, sure it's a bit spooky but nothing has really changed besides them being happier. (This is why people go to Peter instead because she acts like people are insane when they ask her about it)

"Wait so your saying it painful for them to be apart?" Tony asked

Laura blinks at him, "Yeah and they didn't even realize why until Nessa pointed it out."

"Who is Nessa?" Bruce asked curiously.

Laura smiles, "Pop's ex fiance. She's great she's pretty much my aunt."

Tony blinked at her, "Someone else put up with Wade?" He sounded dubious

Laura slapped a hand down on the table, "THAT'S WHAT I WAS ASKING!”

(thinking about making this a fic)

[babbieblabs]

Introduction! ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

t*rfs and other crap like that are never going to be welcomed here.

Also, I write fairly graphic things (like g0re, psychological horror, etc), so if you are uncomfortable with that, don’t interact! (but, i do not draw those things, nor will i share drafts of such on this blog! My main blog, however, I will.)

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I love Ethel Cain, Hozier, and Florence + the Machine. Their aesthetics, lyrics, and instrumentals heavily influence and inspire my writing, and the vibes I attempt to put into my works. I do listen to all genres! I think any and all music is beautiful and special in their own ways, and each should be celebrated <3

I also am really into Psychological Horror, Murder Mysteries, etc. I take a lot of inspiration from these kind of movies for my works as well!

My favorite things to read are realistic fiction stories! I’m not the biggest fan of fantasy, but I’m always open and willing to read suggestions, no matter the genre :)

I don’t write age differences or inc*st, or anything else in that field, so do not request that please! I am very uncomfortable with it. I also don’t take requests for Smut; if I do write smut (which i probably will once or twice), then it’s because I saw it fit and necessary for my fic. Other than that, you can always request things! But please note that it may take a while for it to be posted, as I am busy with completing my long fic.

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Long Fics:

Avarice — slod/slozac/wowp [completed!]

How to Graze the Dawn Without Embodying Embers (An Ode to the Sun) — henry danger/slozac/slod

Necrosis is our Nemesis — deadpool & wolverine

One Shots:

Can You Hear How the Stars Scream Our Names? — slod/slozac/wowp

The Fall of Gatsby — The Great Gatsby

[kiingleoturtles]

Spidersona universe lore

This is for my own benefit of cataloguing things on here as well as by request from @rebootgrimm who was asking about things the other day.

I've written Acid Spider's story twice and deleted both documents but some things have carried over each time so I'm just gonna ramble under the cut about the main gang plus some random side details! So uh apologies for the word vomit below

Warnings: Mentions of disease and death

Charlie Felicity Parker / Acid Spider

AFAB, gender fluid, panromantic, acespec

Grew up with their dad, Peter Parker, who was murdered when they were eleven so for their teen years they moved from the UK to the US to stay with Aunt May and Uncle Ben

Otto Octavius and J Jonah Jameson are their godfathers (yeah, Peter was actually buddies with Jameson in this universe)

They always end up having some tension with Deadpool and Daredevil

They've known Felix since they were little but don't know they're twins

They had a brief crush on Harley but got over that after gaining their super hero powers

They chose the name Acid Spider and their suit's colour palette as an ode to the spider that bit them (it was green and black)

They got bitten by a spider at a Stark Expo trip they went on for university

Their middle name was named after their mother

Fluently speaks spanish because their mother was spanish and they wanted to feel closer to her even they never met her

Finds it easier to be how they are when they're Acid Spider

Felix Benjamin Hardy / Black Cat

AMAB, cisgender, gay

CEO of The Hardy Foundation

Didn't see his mother (Felicia Hardy) much as a child due to her being in jail for international thievery

Is best friends with Charlie

His middle name was named after his father and his first name was named after his mother

He took super soldier serum from his mother so he could be more able to stop Charlie from getting into trouble

Was dating MJ but they broke things off after MJ received the Venom symbiote

Got really annoyed at Charlie when they modelled his super suit after Chat Noir but couldn't stay mad for long

Fluently speaks spanish because his mother was spanish

Michael-Johnathan "MJ" Watson

AFAB, transgender, bisexual

Was part of the Widow training program as a child

Never knew his parents but Natasha sort of adopted him after breaking him out of the Widow training facility

Dated Felix for a while before they split up due to Venom

Was kind of pissed when he first received Venom but they learnt how to work together

Will fuck your shit up between the Symbiote and his Widow training

Works alongside the Avengers as a secret operative

Harley Osborn

AFAB, cishet

Her father (Harry Osborn) died when she was little due to a genetic disease in their family, and she was left to be raised by her grandfather, Norman Osborn

Norman's goblin side forced her to take the goblin serum to keep her alive when her own disease got worse

Was the first to know that MJ was working for the Avengers

COO of Osborn Industries

Loves doing tech designs but isn't great at social interactions

Miscellaneous

Mysterio and Chameleon are evil lesbians

Chameleon is a Hydra super soldier and worked alongside The Winter Soldier

Gwen Stacey is a Sorcerer Supreme and is married to Loki (who is ruler of Asgard), and no, I don't remember why my brain decided on this but it stuck

Tony Stark and Stephen Strange are married

Stephanie Rogers (yeah, I wanted a fem cap) and Bucky Barnes are dating

Felicia Hardy is albino

Otto and Norman had a fling and so did Peter and Harry, but due to Harley being straight that trend did not continue a third generation (and yes, this is something Otto and Norman argue about TO THIS DAY)

There's an alternate timeline as to things that happen after Charlie finds out who killed Peter and it's way darker... (But if you wanna know about it I'm happy to tell)

Anyway I'm also thinking of rewriting this story for a third time and maybe actually posting it depending on the quality but I also have loads of WIPs right now so who knows

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Siemanko

Dziś niby się dużo nie działo, ale jestem totalnie wykończona.

Gryziu oraz Koperek spali ze mną w łóżku dzięki czemu się nie wyspałam. Dziady są niereformowalne i zajmują więcej powierzchni wyrka ode mnie co teoretycznie fizycznie nie powinno być możliwe.

Do północy leżałam na podłodze i miziałam się ze Zdzisławą a na nogach byłam już o 6 rano.

Wstałam zatem rano, nakarmiłam uszaki i zaczęłam podlewać ogród. Wjechało śniadanie, którego nie jadłam. Jakoś dziś byłam na Nie, jeśli chodzi o jedzenie.

Po 8 rano przyjechał typek na audyt fotowoltaiczny. Powiem tak: liczyłam w święta Bożego Narodzenia opłacalność takiej inwestycji i chociaż jestem noga z matematyki to za każdym razem z wyliczeń wychodziło, iż chcą mnie wydymać bez mydła. I co jest najlepsze - mam rację. No ba! Ja ZAWSZE znam rację tylko nikt mnie nie słucha.

Generalnie dzieciak (lat 19) się produkował kopro gadką szmatką piramidy finansowej w stylu Amway, Oriflame czy innego wciskania kołder tudzież garnków. Dzieciaka było mi mega żal bo widać było, że wierzy w to co mówi. W ogóle brawa za chęci do pracy w tym wieku bo widać było, że w dolarach to on nie pływa a jeśli marzy mu się spanie na euro jedyną opcją będą euro palety w Holandii na szparagach. Gadkę miał konkret (co 30 sekund miałam ochotę mówić „do brzegu ziom”) i gdyby nie trafił na sceptyków to by wepchnął nam instalacje za 52 tyś złotych gdzie wartość rynkowa takowej jest na poziomie 26 tys maks. Już nie wspomnę, że z finansowaniem przez bank wyszłoby na gotowo jakieś 87 tys XDDDD jak wspomniałam o tym to biedaczek zaczął zasłaniać się dofinansowaniem z ue, że jest program i będzie z 30 tys zwrotu (opinie o firmie dla której pracuje wspominają, iż dofinansowanie to ściema i ludzie czekają już rok czasu a kasy nie widać). W sumie po „doradcy” też nie widać było kasy. Dzieciak prywatnym truchłem przyjechał. Biała koszula, czarne jeansy powycierane ze starości, jakieś sfatygowane obuwie sportowe, laptop szkolny rządowy z orzełkiem, plecak szkolny w typie szmaciak… Na końcu jeszcze jak stwierdziliśmy, iż totalnie jesteśmy na NIE to próbował nas przekupić 5 dniowym wypadem nad morze do hotelu, jeśli weźmiemy fotowoltaikę. Jako koło ratunkowe zadzwonił do swojej przełożonej o upust a ta go zjebała niczym cygańskiego muzykanta w tramwaju pokazując piękny przykład mobbingu….

Kurwa. Biedny dzieciak, aż mi się go szkoda zrobiło. W sensie pamiętam czasy kiedy dawałam sobie pluć w twarz w imię kasy i pracy w jego wieku. I serio to była patologia, ale „praca jest ważna”. Z drugiej strony, come on, bycie naganiaczem - bo przedstawicielem handlowym tego czegoś nazwać nie można, to czego można się spodziewać jak nie piramidy finansowej, oszustwa i tak dalej?

Młody się zwinął nie zostawiając wizytówki ani nie biorąc mojego maila, aby przesłać mi szczegóły osprzętu wraz z wyceną mając w głowie słowa przełożonej „jutro widzimy się u mnie w biurze i lepiej byś miał DOBRE argumenty DLACZEGO klient się nie zdecydował”. Bo nawet ja usłyszałam ten jej mobbingowy ton, gdy się na niego przez telefon wydarła.

Ja zaś zjadłam jedną kukurydzę a raczej połówkę kolby i zabrałam się do Łodzi.

Rodzice zostali ja zaś poszłam na seans „Deadpool & Wolverine”. Bawiłam się dobrze. No nie jest to poziom pierwszej części, złole są tacy MEH!, ale czarny humor jak zawsze na propsie i choć wszystkie żarty nie wchodziły nawet w połowie jak w poprzednich częściach to jestem zadowolona. Gdy film wchodzi w „poważne” nuty to sorry, ale dla mnie nie zadziałało. Jak wjeżdżają „absurdalne nuty” komediowe jak to u Deadpoola to było spoczko. Dobre odmóżdżanie - bawiłam się przednio. Z kwestii technicznych dużym minusem były napisy. W moim odczuciu nie nadążały i były chaotyczne, jakby nie wyrabiały z tłumaczeniem gagów i gierek słownych. I tak „jechałam” ze słuchu, ale rzuciło mi się to w oczy :)

Po kinie zabrałam się z mamą do domu, dostałam info od domestosa, że o 9 rano mam się w czwartek zjawić na bazie do roboty, więc jest w miarę git.

Jedzeniowo dziś pod sztandarem kukurydzianym - pół kolby oraz mały popcorn maślany w kinie, cola zero, trzy kawy ze słodzikiem