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atlantablack · 3 months ago

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Maglor who stayed in Middle Earth all the way through till present day, or close to it, and then for whatever reason finally ends up going back to Valinor, but he has enthusiastically picked up all the modern day curses and slang and sometimes when he talks he's so completely incomprehensible to his family that they're not sure if they want to cry or hit him

aka: Maglor comes back to Valinor and instead of getting a traumatized son/brother back like the expected, they find that Maglor did in fact get over his shit eventually but was just having a blast becoming an agent of chaos and now he's brought all that back with him <3

#atlanta rambles #Maglor #I just had a vision pop in my head of Maglor going *out of his way* to be as annoying as possible #to all of his brothers #no one is safe #Fingon thinks it's fucking hilarious #doesn't understand anything Maglor is talking about but he picks up the curses with enthusiasm #the cursing spreads and you have elves saying “jesus fucking christ” without even the slightest comprehension of who they're referring to #Maglor learned piglatin at one point from some band of children #and spends a solid week convincing his father that there was in fact a country that spoke this language #he drops random history lore all the time #and Finarfin ends up having the concept of democracy and elections explained to him and drops everything #to make it happen #he'd expected the breaking of the world to happen already and he is SICK of being king #he thinks of the most dramatic modern inventions he can and then woefully tells his father #that oh it's just not possible to make it in Aman #no no it's not that he's bad at his craft it's just *impossible* to make #and then he sits back and enjoys the chaos #Maedhros has never been so happy to have a brother back while also simultaneously wishing he would go the fuck back to where he came from #he makes a point about telling Galadriel and Aredhel about the feminist movement #his work there is done #Fingolfin really feels he should be doing something about all this but has no idea what #Maglor looks at him one day and kind of mock thoughtfully goes hmmm #you know I wonder if they based David & Goliath off your disastrous fight and just felt bad for you so they changed the ending #and then he refuses to elaborate on any it #Maglor is a horrible goose #and he is having a FANTASTIC time

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