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Why are there no eggs in my nest I specifically requested eggs in my nest
#sorry baby girl I ate them#she csn only lay eggs there if someone else has already#the real chicken and the egg question#baby yellow#my pets#I normally keep some eggs on the bedside table but we made soup last night#and I needed egg
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I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.
#video games#art#elder scrolls#morrowind#baldur's gate 3#skyrim#i think having to visually see how meager those 5 coins are#sitting loosely in that big old wooden chest#makes me rethink whether i really need to steal them haha#update: i fixed the egg#imperatoralicia top hits
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I was about to write: I love the fact that Katniss‘ first reaction to Haymitch‘s absolutely traumatising story is „You need some goose eggs. Goose eggs will help.“
And then I realised… She‘s mimicking Peeta. Peeta comes back to 12 and the first thing he does is plant primroses. And somehow… that helped her. So she‘s doing the same thing for Haymitch.
#sotr#thg sotr#thg haymitch#thg katniss#thg peeta#peeta mellark#katniss everdeen#haymitch abernathy#lenore dove#lenore nevermore#sunrise on the reaping#i‘m not crying you‘re crying#i need to be studying help#cannot deal with this right now#Of course I saw the fact that they were meant to remind him of Lenore#i still found the have some eggs interaction funny to imagine#and then i made the Peeta connection#derangedrants
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big fan of this funky lil asteroid, sure hope it doesn't ruin some random guy's life over and over again!
#starkid#starkid memes#i needed to get these out into the world before i forgot#not a meme redraw sorry lol#pokey starkid#paul matthews#starkid tgwdlm#tgwdlm remount#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#pokotho#t'noy karaxis#some fun lil easter eggs for u guys enjoyyyyy#we're so fucking back#hatchetfield
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charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️
#WOW WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT THEYD BE MY FAVORITES. THIS TOTALLY WASNT EXPECTED. NOT AT ALL.#i have lots of persona art its just uncolored dw#doing the shujin trio next i miss them so bad☹️☹️ also i need pegoryu content to stay sane and alive#anyway they're like. actually fucking insane 💀💀💀💀#like lawlight level toxic yaoi its so absurd#like i was like damn soukoku is intense WHO ARE THESE FREAKS#WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY LIKE THIS.#ACTUALLY FUCKING INSANE. LIKE EXTREMELY MENTAL AND SICK IN THE HEAD.#AKECHI IS A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH#god they actually make me so fucking AUAUAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH#i NEED to finish royal shidos palace GUTTED ME#they were initially so funny to me bc right off the bat you can tell how much of a FREAK akechi is just paraphrasing hegel#and being so ferevently obsessed with ren its like bro why is this guy straightup dickriding us for telling him we like our eggs well done#ANYWAY their dynamic always felt so sad to me bc it was akechi just desperately clawing for what ren had the entire time ☹️#and the more he realized how worthless he was in comparison the more mentally unhinged he became until he actually broke#me when the trope is “the love was there but it wasn't enough to save them” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (FUCKING DEVASTATING)#ermmm anyway yea they're neat. ig#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#goro akechi#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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I've been thinking about resurrection eggs today, those plastic eggs with items related to the crucifixion they give to kids around Easter, and thinking about how disturbing the whole thing is
Like, I think the whole concept of essentially celebrating human sacrifice is disturbing enough, but imo it's even more disturbing that we're told about the crucifixion as kids, that we're told about the torture and violence in detail, that we're told his suffering is our fault because we specifically are so evil and horrible and sinful that someone had to be tortured to death to make up for it, that we're told it should have been us up there, that we deserve suffering and violence and abuse and torture simply for existing... and probably other things I'm not thinking of right now, it's all just so sickening
But to do all that while trying to wrap it in a ‧˚₊*̥∗*‧˚₊*̥ uwu cute and innocent little interactive activity for kids uwu ‧˚₊*̥∗*‧˚₊*̥ where they physically have items like a mini spear that represents the one that pierced his side, a crown of thorns to represent the one he was forced to wear, nails to represent the ones that were used to hold him on the cross, leather cords to represent the whip he was beaten with, dice to represent casting lots for his clothes, cloth to represent the linen he was wrapped in after... i don't really have proper words for how disgusting it feels to me now. It's such a "look at what you've done, look at how you did it, look at what you personally contributed to by existing being sinful" while actively trying to make it more appealing to kids in the hopes that they'll internalize it better
Idk. The whole thing is just extremely repulsive to me. It's one thing to talk about the resurrection specifically, but I don't understand how so many people believe graphic depictions of torture and violence are totally fine for kids on its own even without all the other shit that comes with it
#I'm pretty sure the last time i set foot in a church was an Easter#i wasn't a christian anymore and had stopped going to services about a year prior#but the pastors of said church were short staffed for Easter and asked me to help out#they had the eggs and when i saw them i just like. left my body#i have no memory of that day after that#ex christian#religious trauma#child indoctrination#exvangelical#do i need to tag this better. this feels more trauma-y than most of my posts lmao#mine
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Getting an email from Ingram Spark on the final day of January about upcoming changes to book pricing and royalties like
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Danny has been out of the hero game for a while now.
You see, when clockwork reset the timeline to one where the disastroid didn't happen Danny made it his mission to quit the job for good. This involved forming an actual defense from Ghost invasions (though he's sure his parents loved testing out what the magic community likes to call "An awful combination of sentience and technology.") and also giving rights to ghosts. Hell, even Vlad's started to come around. The old fruit loop actually changed his ways and is setting him up to the heir to DALV.co while trying to fix the shit they did to the environment when doing trial runs of Val's suit.
(Mostly because sam threatened to break Vlad's knees, both of the halfas think she could do it.)
He finally do what wants with his life and satisfy his obsessions with space and protection. Danny's got all sorts of projects he's tinkering on like air purifiers and growing food in space. He's been just, doing his thing for so long that his powers had gone into a kind of reserve mode. Danny's strength and speed are back to just above average, his ice only good for ice cubes and being a human AC, can't even feel ghostly presence if it's not right on top of him.
But Danny is actually happy.
Or he would be if not for Lex Luthor. He hates that vindictive, capitalist egg. The male pattern baldness horror story managed to weasel his way into a partnership with Vlad when he was still trying to put the (now reformed) GIW on his leash.
The first time Danny met the man his hair nearly turned all white, literally. He's lucky Lex was more interested in Vlad, his investment partner than him otherwise he'd have seen. He wouldn't have been that mad if not for Lex's pocket full of (condensed mass of kryptoian suffering.) kryptonite, and his kryptonian clone? who kept eyeing that pocket. Kon was the kids name BTW, also he DEFINITELY saw Danny's hair change.
Now he has to deal with the pair every other week, one reason being Lex is not so subtly trying to get his hands on some ectoplasmic generator schematics. The other is that Kon is helping him catch Luthor before he does.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#danny phantom#danny is not a fan of lex luthor#kon-el is pretty cool though#kon isnt trying to recruit danny to yj#he just wants his new friend's inventions not to get stollen by an egg#danny is smart#post: A glitch in time#lex thinks he's being sneaky but Danny's security system is alive#kon watching danny mearly transform: hmm~tim did say i needed non-hero friends#danny after touching lex's kryptonite laced hands: eeewwwwwwww
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Your chef Sun is so interesting to me. If he ever has a crush he will deny it, right? Or not acknowledge it at all. Or maybe, I wonder if he'll be confused?
hehehe great question! i think he would be confused but... i think he would realize something about himself, just a little spark of something new and unfamiliar but something that's confused him for a long time now
*this is a memory of the DCA's late Boss, the previous owner of the restaurant they now own
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a little context below the cut (cuz this post is long enough already!)
The DCA's late Boss was the previous owner of the restaurant. he was the one who found them after their PizzaPlex fell to ruin, and he brought them in and taught them how to cook. he's sort of a pseudo-father-figure to them.
he was a very passionate guy, he loved cooking and loved his late wife. and that piqued Sun's curiosity—to love someone even after they have passed. so along with teaching the boys how to cook, he also taught Sun about love. of course, Sun struggled to understand, but Boss always believed Sun would some day.
#ask the crab#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#fnaf dca#dca fandom#Have You Eaten? AU#Sun Have You Eaten? AU#Moon Have You Eaten? AU#crab art#digital art#bright colours#low-key inspired by the fact i've been making rolled omelettes recently#cuz i got a pan for my birthday#they are so time consuming to make#like i need to have a snack while making them#i could make so many scrambled eggs in the time it takes me to make 1 rolled omelet#and since i prefer my eggs runny or browned enough to have a warm egg aroma#rolled omelettes are kinda mid to me 😂#but dang they're cute#the kind of dish i'd make for someone else but not for myself
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lights out
#arlecchino#i am extremely mentally ill actually!#maam i dont care if youre a licensed sociopath i need to know how you like your eggs in the morning#genshin impact#genshin fanart#原神#the knave
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#nanami kiryuu#rgu#revolutionary girl utena#rgu nanami#hope I don’t need to say this but I love her#and I love the Dona Dona and the other egg song they give her. Nanami… 😭❤️
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no more romance. romance is canceled. tell me about your warden/hawke/inquisitor's best friend and any info you want to add about their dynamic 🖐
#and by “romance is canceled” i mean that i have been writing so much angsty romance lately that i need something to balance it out#dragon age#dragon age origins#dragon age: origins#dao#dragon age 2#da2#dragon age inquisiton#dai#dragon age: inquisition#hero of ferelden#champion of kirkwall#the inquisitor#inquisitor#i have way too many ocs to do this with so i'll go with kinera#he was close with his entire companion group (minus wynne and oghren) during the fifth blight#but he was especially close with sten and morrigan. sten kind of accidentally cracked kinera's egg and#kinera was fascinated by morrigan because shes a mage outside of the circle#and in dai kinera was initally close with solas– until it really kicked in how much solas disliked the dalish and how much#he viewed kinera as being an “exception” when kinera already felt like an outcast due to mostly growing up outside of a clan bc he was take#to a circle.#healing sessions for the anchor got Really tense after that. and then morrigan showed up and kinera was#just yippie yippie!! because very briefly he had alistair leliana and morrigan all back together again
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Rising from the dead to share this painting and then disappear again
I have spent over 90 hours of my life on this thing because I have had the brain rot for the last 2 years of my life (almost 20 if you count when I first read the comics) and it had to express itself somehow
Hope this dramatic bitch feels appreciated
(A Dream of Morpheus, handmade egg tempera on panel, 12x18 inches...if by any chance you'll be at SDCC or Gen Con, I'll be at booth 934/936 at the first one and Art Show #13 at the second one - come see the original, maybe get a print, or just yell/cry about Sandman with me?)
And here, have some more details - I had fun combining some favorite elements from both the comic and the show ♡



#sandman#morpheus#dream of the endless#egg tempera#traditional art#do I tag all the little guys?#that seems clunky#anyway obviously lucienne was gonna be in there because what a glow-up#and jessamy bc we stan#and my potato blorbo the corinthian#and my love hoberto#I liked him already from the comic and then immaculate casting happened#dark haired desire because I'm old enough to get the nagel reference#and show!death because 1 I like her and 2 I started this way before The News but I feel like I made a good choice#bc stepping away from Girls Neil Thinks Are Hot can't be a bad thing rn#not that it's the girls who need to be stepped away from but you get me#heavyhanded shakespeare metaphor: the painting
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happy birthday, little brother
#art#artists on tumblr#mayas art#omori#omori fanart#maya's a dumb dumb#mari#mari omori#sunny#sunny omori#SUNNY BIRTHDAY....... SUNNY BIRHTFAY.......#i love u sunny from omori i love u mari from omori#ive been thinking about them a lot recently (when am i not)#oh and also i hid a bunch of little easter eggs in this drawing ^_^ i hope u guys like those ^_^#i had so much fun drawing this I NEED TO DO MORE ART LIKE THIS#i will in the future.. probably#i love yapping about my art
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bingqiu is like. they think one of them needs to be the wife in the relationship. but then both of them independently decide that they're the wife.
#sqq: well obviously binghe is the husband so i must be the wife#binghe: [has been fantasizing about being sqq's housewife since he was 15] wh#svsss#i love them. their stupid gender nonsense captivates me.#i need to trans binghe's gender so badly#and i need it to crack sqq's egg in the process
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Merry Eggmas and a Happy New Egg
#my art#artists on tumblr#flight rising#fr#frfanart#night of the nocturne#notn#i need to learn animation on ToonSquid because procreate is KILLING ME#anyways I’ve gotten 40 eggs this year so far :]#transferring good egg luck to those who need it
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