#and a nerdsexual boy

[bringbackavac]

my mom just called belle and the beast soft4soft introvert4introvert freak4freak LMAOOOOOOO

[ramenaddicted]

please let me judge you

[books-and-catears]

So were you swooning over the book tittle battle during Satan's birthday event like I was? That made me realize I was nerdsexual. Then again I was squealing in delight when Satan wanted to go on a museum date. I wanted to give him all the smooches lol. Solomon's concert date was also so lovely too.

These bookworms sure know how to go on dates that I actually would enjoy in real life.

Oh my god! I'm telling you these boys can make a good date out of ANYTHING. Like Solomon took us to the SKY for a DATE hello?!! Also Satan and cat cafes and museums and film festivals is a constant win.

ALSO YES I WAS SWOONING SO HARD DURING THE BOOK BATTLE. I didn't even care who won, my heart went doki doki for both. What's with smart people just being themselves and me being a mess?

Also can you imagine, Satan and you sitting on a park bench playing detective and guessing details of all the passer bys.

MC: Oh what about that man over there? He's been smoking non stop but uses matches instead of a lighter. Maybe he's trying to quit.

Satan: Yeah you're right, he even has nicotine patches in that transparent bag.

MC: Now what about this dude with purple lips walking angrily towards us?

Satan: Hmmm he recently drank his coffee and found out someone mixed in some purple dye

MC: *laughs*

Lucifer: Oh so you both think this is funny?!

Satan: Lets run MC!

And Solomon walking hand in hand with you in the garden telling you the actual history of the world and using powers to talk to animals and tell you their stories.

Squirrel: *squeak squeak*

Solomon: This squirrel thanks you for the nuts you leave by the tree.

MC: Aw really? I thought he hated me.

Solomon: He says, nah he is just shy around pretty people.

Asmo: Oh is that he runs away when he sees me too?

Solomon: Nah he just doesn't like how overly strong your perfume is.