#and actually like

[themoonstonechronicler]

Pro: My school is hosting a marine biology trip in the mediterranean during late winter break!

Con: In the presentation, they made it seem really cool and now everyone wants to do it. there's a limited number of slots.

Pro: They're deciding who gets in based on interest in biology, and I have shown a lot of interest! I also have my parents to confirm that I am actually interested, since i've been thinking about interning at the aquarium, taking swim lessons, etc.

Con: Everyone is lying in the application about how interested they are in marine biology just cause they want to go on the trip. Plus i got variably good grades in biology last year.

Pro: The biology teacher is running it, and I'm besties with her

Con: I talked to two other people about the trip and they both claimed that they were friends with the biology teacher, so maybe I'm not special

Pro: I hang out with her during study hall, so I can mention my interest and hopefully get her to favor me in the applications more. Plus i gave her a cool rock once so now she owes me

Conclusion: i'm overthinking this

[kiwi]

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

[vamptits]

I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

[meanao3thoughts]

a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

[astriiformes]

I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

[letthehatersbark]

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

[hellbabyfromhell]

just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[kensatou]

incredible........

[ilynpilled]

death of the author yeah whatever but death of the fandom is so integral to enjoying legitimately anything like that is just a necessary step to take in ur head always. do not let them affect the text in any way exterminate them all with ur death ray. they r not real and cannot hurt u

[wukongfeetpics]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[zooophagous]

Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.

[ladybugboots]

distant past

[some-pers0n]

How it feels getting obsessed with something new and then realizing you're going to spend anywhere from a week to the rest of your life thinking about it

[carlyraejepsans]

tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass