#and behoooold

[multimusewonderland]

Lightly plotted starter for @voxfuturi! Based off this ask.

Something was wrong.

Not wrong as in he was hurt or upset, but wrong as in it felt like something had taken Shadow, put him into a machine, and rearranged him inside and outside until he was something else entirely. He was there, in that moment, but also in a dozen - or a million - other places at the same time.

...Not to mention that Shadow was laying on the cold, hard concrete floor of Tails' workshop. He remembered being there, but not laying or falling down.

"Did another one of Tails' machines malfunction...?" he wondered internally, not yet aware of the second presence in his mind. "I don't feel hurt, but Tails is not like me. He better be okay."

If only he could get his eyes to open...

[theartistisme43]

BEHOOOOLD! My first ever dubbed scarredverse animation! The voice work by @/Geogami22 on Twitter blew me away, go follow them!

[stardew-shitposterino]

Stardew Valley Bachelors and how they deal with their secret crush on the farmer

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BEHOOOOLD! I’m kind of back but I’m not because I have a job and feel tired most of the time. I still need to get used to adult life. Anyway, here are the bachelors and how they deal with having a fat crush on you, you cutesy farmer person covered in filth!

Contents might be a bit NSFW so MINORS…you know what not to do *fights them off with a stick*

Enjoy my brainrot 🍓🥰

Sam:

-Sammy is a cute little guy, almost like a dog wagging it’s tail when they see their owner.

-he is SO BAD at hiding it

-he will dream about you two jamming on a big stage together. In his ideal world, you two are a successful duo who make noise rock (kind of like the white stripes minus the weird siblings or married controversy)

-Sam will write songs about you. It’s not intentional per say, and he thinks he really sucks at writing love songs, but it just happens whenever he has to think about you. The words just start flowing.

-he might or might not have had some steamy shower fantasies about you…while in the shower. Jodie keeps complaining about the water bill being unusually high 👀

-yet, Sam is usually not too horny when he is in love with you. He is more gushy and daydreamy than anything

Sebastian:

-homeboy works with nightcore versions of love songs to cope with his longing

-he isn’t the type to show his feelings so openly, so no one really notices his crush on you. Maybe Sam, but well, he is Seb’s best bud. Of course he can tell

-He notices how his sleep has improved since having a crush on you. He willingly goes to bed earlier to have some time to imagine scenarios of you two

-just you and him together on his cool ass motorcycle, driving into the night and ending it with a passionate kiss (sounds familiar?)

-well,,, let’s just say Seb is increasingly horny since having a crush on you. Before, he was almost certain he is some sort of asexual, but nope 😃 he’s healthy and extremely down bad for the filthy farmer who eats raw fish out of the pond 🥰

-what I mean by horny? Uhhh… he didn’t really need to rely on certain websites to satisfy his needs, that’s for sure 👀

Harvey:

-Harvey is a good man. A very good man

-god bless his soul 😫

-Harv isn’t the type to have crushes easily…I can’t believe it either, considering his crush on Maru who is way younger than him 💀

-but in my head, he isn’t the type to be all lovey dovey over someone. That’s why he’s so bad at hiding it. But you don’t really notice. You just suspect it but it could also be his usual anxiety lol

-it happened anyway😎 and he doesn’t know how to cope. At all.

-he has to think about you at all times, especially when he looks at the empty jars of delicious pickles you’ve made him

-This man is usually collected, but now?! He forgets everything, can’t even form a comprehensible sentence at times when his mind is busy thinking about a romantic picknick date with a lovely farmer

-Harvey’s libido is pretty much a dead beat horse 💀 but now he even feels the desire to do some nasty nasty at times. It’s still pretty tame, he’s a gentleman through and through, but wild for him to have those feelings and longings after what feels like decades. He’s not mad at it. He has felt low-key dead inside for so long so this is very exciting and he’s eager to explore this side of him…despite being anxious 😭

Elliott:

-bet your ass he’s the prince of crushes

-he is very dedicated and welcomes those refreshing feelings with a kiss

-feeling better than usual AND having inspiration to write ?! SIGN HIM UP

-he will use every chance he can get to talk to you, maybe even get you drunk (in a non creepy way) because he likes when you’re unapologetically authentic and let loose. It makes him feel more in touch with your soul (or some shit idk I’m not a poet)

-Elliott is NOT SUBTLE

-you practically know from the start that he has the hots for you, but it’s kinda funny seeing him try to pretend it’s not that way…if you can even call that pretending not to be 😭

- his passion doesn’t end at his artistry. This guy will spend a lot of time in his shower thinking about what could be, or sitting at the docks at night just staring at the sea (he’s NOT doing anything nasty in public, peeps. Don’t get it twisted)

-I can also see him recreate a romantic bedroom date he’d love to have with you…but it’s just him 🤷🏼‍♀️ self care king 👑

Shane:

-like Harvey: HE CANNOT COPE!

-he hasn’t felt like this since high school. Every other encounter with potential partners was surface level and only based on sexual satisfaction

-so caring about you, thinking about what makes you happy and how he could be the reason you smile every day, that’s a lot for him

-as stupid as it sounds, he spirals and becomes low-key miserable over it. Give this man a 101 lesson on how to process emotions 😭

-despite the constant anxiety he feels, he low-key enjoys it. It’s kind of hopeless as well as pointless in his honest opinion, but there is this believe, that 0.00001% chance (in his mind) that he could turn his life around and be happy with you, married and maybe have a child of his own one day

-but that’s wishful thinking, riiiiiiight? So what does a self loathing piece of alcoholic man do instead of making a move? Yeah, self pleasure even more than usual, to get at least a bit of serotonin and the willpower to get his shit together, at least for you if it isn’t for him. He’s pretty rough with it too (ouch, unless you’re into that)

-sorry bros but him having a crush is not really all that cute. He’s my cutie pie, but let’s be real: him dealing with those feelings he tried to shut off for so long will be tragic in a way. He’s battling his inner demons here. So yeah… :(

Alex:

-my man, my maaaaan 🥰

-he has earned a soft spot in my heart, bless his soul

-so Alex has a crush on you from the start, it’s basically canon

-can he show his feelings? Yes! Can he do that in a way that can be read as the feelings he tries to get across to you? NO!

-low-key bullying is his love language 🥰

-at least in the beginning. He’s a bit anxious and fears he isn’t good enough for you, so he doesn’t try to be authentic. Being the jock jerk everyone expects him to be gets a reaction out of you and that’s better than nothing, right?

-he’s neither the poetic nor the intellectual type, so he doesn’t process his emotions by writing them down or putting them into words. Just imagine him going about his work-out routine, just thinking about your beautiful smile and rocking bod while sweating like a hog

-Alex and quiet ? Yes that’s possible. I imagine him to go quieter than usual since having a crush on you. He processes everything internally and that takes a lot of time for him as he usually just shrugs off his emotions and doesn’t try to brood too much on them. But now?! He can’t but blush in silence as he just imagines how soft and small your hands must be next to his (yours are way more impressive than his and calloused to the gods, but let him have this moment)

-when it comes to being nasty…Alex is a serial romantic. We know that he probably was the lady’s man back in school so he probably got some action one way or another. In other words, man has the libido of a teen that just hit puberty 💀

-despite being quite horny, he was able to manage to just do it every other day. Now, he cannot even get out of bed in the morning before doing it as you pester his dreams and make his hormones go crazy first thing in the morning…so many nice boxer shorts were lost along the way 🫡

-he also did his own laundry for the first time during that period lmfao

[trashisstillhere]

Look at me holding my daughter- behoooold-

Just glad to get to finish this. Looks very off but eh I tried.

This is this btw

I first saw this on TikTok so yeah, i guess its pretty much a trend from there but i went to give it a try and now show it here.

Still think I failed the pose but oh well. I mostly did this for fun.

I’m currently finally finishing something else finally as well rn. And no, It’s not another trend. It’ll come soon..

[jade-green-butterfly]

'Stars In His Eyes~'🌌(💚John Dory x Amalthea🪐)

As promised in my recent post -> https://www.tumblr.com/jade-green-butterfly/739625758724685824/got-some-more-johnalthea-jd-x-amalthea-my-space?source=share I finally get the chance to share more goodness of my newest Trolls ship, John Dory x my Space Troll OC, Amalthea and...~ 👀👀👀 BEHOOOOLD~!! 😍🌟😍🌟😍

Done by the sweet and epic @fernistired~💕🌿

Done by the lovely and amazing @jaguardorado16~✨🔥 The true magnificent beauties of two stunning masterpieces you see before you~!!💖🤩💖🤩💖

They're both just so, so gorgeous - I could cry!!��😭😭 I am absolutely love, love, LOVING them both to the stars and back~!!🥰🥹🌠🥹🥰

Speaking of stars, both commissions of this tenderly romantic scene were actually inspired by the famous Aristocats' sapphire eyes scene and a romantically exciting RP me and my dear bestie, @x-elyssa-x are doing of how JD and Amalthea met in an explorer AU - where Amalthea is experiencing life in Troll Kingdom for the very first time after travelling from her Space Kingdom, finds herself in Troll Village during a huge storm and is taken in by Grandma Rosiepuff (yes, she is alive and well in this AU, along with BroZone still together, yet living their own lives but still visit their dear grandma~😌) Amalthea and John's relationship begins to grow over time and JD, feeling love, finally plucks up the courage to propose to Amalthea, which she happily accepts, for she really loves him back for who he is~💚😊The two of them then travel with Rhonda, back to Space Kingdom so John can experience life there, just like Ama did in his kingdom✨ Hope you all like, my lovelies!👍🏻😁💞And a MASSIVE thank-you in a million to my awesome Fern and Jaguar for these wonderful treasures - you have both done such a fantastic job and I am ever soooo happy, over the moon and grateful for them both~!💝🫂🌟🫂💝Bless you both, my dears~!🌹😘💕🫶🏻xoxo.

*~Reblogs are also deeply appreciated as well, so please do reblog as well as like! Thank-you kindly!~*

Space Trolls (c) @x-elyssa-x~💜 Amalthea (c) @jade-green-butterfly (Me~!) John Dory (c) DreamWorks Trolls/DreamWorks Animation

[jsabtdfandtsoec]

BEHOOOOLD DA SEA BUNNY IS HERE TO COMFORT YOU IF YOUR GOING THROUGH A ROUGH DAY

[cybrrrrrr]

BEHOOOOLD

THE FIRST OC TO EVER BE FEATURED ON THIS BLOG… CHIP!

enjoy this feast peeps

[cicicolorao]

BEHOOOOLD MY BABY’S TRUE FOOOOORM MAGGIEEEEEEE

Needed to draw something for an event

[marunene]

BEHOOOOLD‼️‼️

My type in men (As a aromantic)

[salthat]

hi :) update: that fic has fr inspired me to start my own, it had such a good take so behoooold— a teeny tiny excerpt of my new virginal sacrifice steve + primordial god billy wip! i figured i’d show you since we were going crazy about it in the thread. wanna be moots btw?

YES. YES. MOOTIES NOW AND MOOTIES FOREVER. Also god ikr smth about it is so fascinating… why the fuck did that fic blow my perspective on religion so hard. Anyways OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! :DDDDD YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY WOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[certified-anakinfucker]

for the folks let down by this stupid ass fandom space

sincerely, i am so sorry

in a more coherent, less actively-going-through-a-spiral manner, i'm. so fuckin sorry .

for the people who came to this fandom, the largest fucking sandbox of a fandom where we should - reasonably - be able to do whatever and bring our own selves to the table and instead found wall after wall after wall. who put their hearts and souls into aus and writing characters both established and original and found themselves without even a foothold. or perhaps they had that foothold and suddenly had it ripped out from under them.

i'm sorry for the people who came here looking for any of the millions of cultures that are to be found under this one giant galactic umbrella and had to see an actual and legitimate writer say she didn't give a shit that she appropriated a black hairstyle on a māori trans woman because "it's star wars"

because ykw? fuck that. yeah it's star wars so fuck you. fuck your canon, fuck your ideals, fuck what the corporations want to say is "correct for this universe" because absolutely the fuck not

or for people begging for literal crumbs of proper representation just for corporate to go "hehe jango printer ran out of ink here are four white men, a whole white baby, and the most whitewashed māori man you've ever seen because we put him in the freezer heheheheh"

death to the motherfucking author :) this is your sandbox. and i wholeheartedly advocate for pissbabies to go touch some grass

[dreamtydraw]

Ehehehe look at my otp ehehehe ! i love playing otome, i love creating oc so behoooold MY SHIIIIIIIPS

In order (*´ ˘ `*)

Keily x Micah (error 143)

Cerise x Cove (our life begining and always )

Diavolo x Sierra ( obey me )

Anisa x Astride ( last legacy )

Ren x Roxanne ( 14 days with you )

Quest x Aisha ( blooming panic )

[dualityvn]

BEHOOOOLD

✨ The bestest boy ✨

(Holds up a mirror)

*chokes on milkshake* - Tenebris

[iamblue15]

Calamity Raz: Is it me or is my archetype behaving a little...manic?

Doodle Raz: Behoooold! Chaos! Ultimate Power! My enemies will be set ablaze before me! Ahahahaha! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

Dipper: Well, it takes shape and acts based on how you see yourself, right? Have YOU been reacting strangely with this new power?

Calamity Raz: Well I do get into something of a battle high when I'm fighting, but I don’t think I was acting THAT bananas. It’s probably just a small side effect from the stone’s power.

Coraline: That unhinged laugh the other day says otherwise.

(The Other Day)

Calamity Raz: Hahahaha! How do you like that? And that? And that?! Victory is mine! Hahahaha!

(Now)

Calamity Raz: Ok, I can get TOO into the moment, I admit. But hey! It’s not like I'll go completely mad and wreak havoc on the town or even the country, right? 

(Unsure glances appear on everyone’s faces except Lili’s)

Lili: Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to keep you in line.

Calamity Raz: Thanks Lil-

Lili: Because I can get even MORE intense if I want to be.

Calamity Raz: (Nervously sweats)

[imperial-daffodil]

Behooold

Behoooold, the Lost Legend of Olden Days,

The Legend, of the Farting Moon.

It is said that, in times unremembered, unnamed and unnicknamed, the moon did not just stay wide eyed, in orbit.

It is said, that the moon used to, every so often, release a Royal Fart. And that, wherever that August Gas was pointing, was the Direction of where Eyes, and Ears, should set Attention.

It is said, that New Moon, on the Land Where the Moon Did Not Remain Wide Eyed In Orbit, did not exist. It is said, that it bore, a name, other.

It is now remembered as The Farting Moon.

But the moon, in its farting Majesty, one day, farted so high, and so mightily, that it, from its own home world, was removed.

In short, it farted so high and proud and powerful, that it derailed from its orbit.

Thus, is told, since centuries and times unremembered, unnamed, and unnicknamed, the Legend, of the Farting Moon.

[toffeemochabear]

Behoooold! The ToffeeMochaBear Shake! ✨🍫☕️🐻✨