#and by brainrot i mean. plotting and yelling

[bravevolunteer-a]

replies are out in the queue and i’m likely going to be very scarce if not completely absent for the next few days while i move into my apartment! as i settle i’ll get a better idea of how present i’ll be especially when classes start but bear with me while i get all this handled first

[thedeadthree]

the brainrot is brainrotting !!!!!!!! 🥀🥴🤧

[cryptidotter]

It makes me feral that during the scenes where Gideon is bemoaning about how Harrow hates her and only loves Alecto, we have literally just spent time in Harrow's brain sans lobotomy and know that the truth is the opposite. Gideon got kicked out at exactly the wrong moment to learn the truth, and Tamsyn is so cruel for doing that to her.

Every time I wanna grab Gideon and tell her, honeybun, your girl imagined herself as Cinderella and you as the Prince literally five minutes ago. Despite the fatal plot happening all around you both, her brain is doing cute AUs instead!

But Gideon isn't there for any of it and the miscommunication hurts so much more because of how nearly she got a front row ticket to Harrow's real brain. She can't hear me but I'm still yelling at the book because Gideon, you need to know this! She's so brainrot about you, I swear!

She's in the River telling Dulcinea that she's "saving you the last dance" right now.

She's smiling because she found your imaginary porn.

She's letting you live in her body even if that means she never gets to see Alecto awake because you are everything to her.

All that hemorrhaging was because she told her brain "no Gideon" and her brain literally broke. I can only imagine what Harrow's POV for everything sans lobotomy would have looked like, and it would not have been subtle!

"And you'd gone and left me behind" yeah and at exactly the wrong moment for you both. I hate it, Tamsyn

[cosmosluckycharms]

Bug like angel

Feeling Good today

technically just filler and for fun tbh

chatfic i know people hate them but i needed more spiderkids crumbs

idk if people wanted to be tagged in this since technically there wasnt a plot so no tags for rn ig

this was okay idk i hate it

lots of stupid brainrot prolly unfunny but i had fun with this

also pavitr and reader can break the 4th wall dont think too hard abt it

Y/N L/N Made a group chat

Y/N L/N Added Hobart Brown

Y/N L/N Added Pavitr Prabhakar

Y/N L/N Added Miles Morales

Y/N L/N Added Gwen Stacy

Y/N L/N Added Peni Parker

Y/N L/N added Margo Kess

Y/N L/N Changed their name to y/n

y/n: hey guys

Pavitr changed their name to Pav

Gwen Stacy changed their name to Gwen

Miles Morales changed their name to Miles

Hobart Brown changed their name to Hobie

Margo Kess changed their name to Margo

Peni Parker changed their name to Peni

y/n changed Peni's name to Penjamin

Penjamin: what (　｀□´)

Peni Parker changed their name to Peni

y/n changed Peni's name to Penjamin Penjamin: BR9

BRO*

Penjamin changed their name to peni

y/n changed peni's name to penjamin

penjamin changed their name to peni

y/n changed peni's name to penjamin

penjamin changed their name to peni

y/n changed peni's name to penjamin

penjamin changed their name to peni

y/n changed peni's name to penis

penis: ill stick to penjamin ig (｡-｀へ´-｡)

y/n: LMFAOOOOOO

y/n changed penis's name to peni

peni: YAY

y/n: peni doesnt look like a real word anymore

miles: why r u guys awake its like 2 am

y/n: dont worry about it

gwen: no but like actually

why r u awake

ur a sleepy person

y/n: dude its cause like

my family is so fuckinf loud it actually pisses me off

like idgaf what yall do stop screaming

stop cryin and start grinding

miles: LMFAOO

what r they even doing

y/n: damian and jason r fighting like full on fist fighting

tim is yelling over not being able to do his work

dick is tryna defuse the situation

bruce is brooding also tryna calm everything down

and alfred js pmo

gwen: not the alfred stray

miles: guys

wanna sneak out

we should all like

go to see a movie

y/n: omg ur so right

guys

@.everyone

qho can comw

miles: who* can*

y/n: KILL YOURSELF

miles: WOWWWW OKAY DIE I GUESS

anyway

@.everyone

peni: i can! (*･ω･*)

gwen: same

margo: me too

y/n: RARE MARGO APPEARANCE!!!!!!

margo: rare margo appearance!

pav: i can also come! can we sneak snacks in?

y/n: HI PAVIIII and yessss

hobie: lets sneak in

margo: no lets use y/ns dads credit card

we hate that guy

gwen: wait we should

@.y/n

y/n: what

oh

OH

HELL YEAH i love spending his money

hes too rich

miles: throwback to back when we all used his money to get us tickets to concerts lmfao

pav: #ihatebrucewayne

y/n: LMFAOOO ty twin ily

ur so funny pavi please dont get run over by a horse carriage

pav: ???

hobie: what movie

y/n: idk lets freeball it

miles: meet me in my universe

pav: Y/N WHAT DO YOU MEAN DONT GET RUN OVERARE YOU PLOTTING SOMETHING

y/n: dont worry about it

y/n: hi guys

guys i just made a rly good tamale

miles:tyler the creator reference

y/n: I LOVE THAT SONG

throwback to when pavi literally almost burnt my kitchen down

pav: THAT WAS ONE TIME

y/n: DUDE ISTG UR LUCKY MY FAMILY WASNT HOME AND I DISABLED THE CAMERAS

they prolly wouldve grounded me

miles: i wish they grounded youWOAAAHHH WHO SAID THAT

y/n: miles remember who got you and gwen to datedont play with me rn

miles: i stand by what i said

gwen: miles stop teasing y/n

miles: id like to apologize.

margo: LMFAOOOOOO

peni: NOT THE SWITCH UPP

y/n: i DONT forgive you

miles: aight lets fight

y/n: OH BRIELLA WAITI NEED THAT!

miles: oh dear

margo: you guys are so brainrotted i fear

hobie: right

y/n: hobie where have you beenyou ahvent been in this chat lately

hobie: dont worry about it

Miles: my dad js bought me a bunch of markers

Y/N: whats that

whats a 𝓯𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻

gwen: STOPP

margo: i can feel the pain in her dih🥀

y/n: nah 🥀 she 🥀 got 🥀you 🥀 blushin 🥀 twin 🥀 aw 🥀hell 🥀naw 🥀twin 🥀 you 🥀gotta 🥀 lock up 🥀 twin 🥀bruh🥀 this 🥀ain’t 🥀 even 🥀you 🥀twin 🥀on 🥀fomeon🥀grave 🥀bruh 🥀euuahhhh

peni: GOODBYE

y/n: dude i got into an argument with my school councler like a year ago cause i said my family was pissing me off and neglecting melike js cause my fathers the richest man ever does NOT make me like him

"hes family" he can smd

margo: your whole family pisses me off

y/n: i hate them all

one time damian dropped a vase and blamed it on tim who blamed it on me

and THEN when i argued and proved myself right i still got in trouble.

miles: im on thar good koosh and alekhauwl

y/n: die

peni: have you guys seen my remote

for my tv

gwen: peni your technology is like a million years away from ours

why would we have it

miles: didnt you leave it inside your jewlery box

margo: my jewl

peni: YOU WERE RIGHT THANK YOU MILES (/--)/

miles: yw (^.^)

hobie: i just blew up a car

gwen: can i have it

hobie: no its mine

gwen: sigh

hey y/n

youve been quiet for a while

r u ok

miles: yeah lowk im worried

margo: y/n r u dead

peni: she probably is

y/n is typing...

hobie: oh boy here we go

y/n: guys i am hiding in a vent in my closet rn damian chased me cause i called him an asshole and he has a katana help

gwen: oh my god??? are you??? okay???

y/n: help yes i am okay i just panicked and ran into a wall my nose bleeding help

pav: im omw

y/n: I JUST SLIPPED ON MY NOSW BLEED BLOOD LKFAOOOOO

miles: bro 😭

y/n: guys im okay now damian called me pathetic and walked away mopping the blood rn

margo: how are you always hurting yourself

y/n: parker luck

y/n: guys pavi literally cursed me

pav: ?

y/n: im a really good cook as you guys know

and a really good baker cause yk all neglected reader stories make the reader a baker for some reason

gwen: ???what

pav: YOU CAN BREAK THE 4RTH WALL TOO?? I THOUGHT ONLY I COULD DO THAT

y/n: YESSSSS I THOUGHT I WAS GOINF INSANE

we got twin telepathy fr

pav: real

y/n: anyways

pav cursed me now i js almost burnt down the kitchen

its a good thing miguels on speed dial i almost burnt down the manor with me in it

pav: I DID NOT CURSE YOU

y/n: YOU DIDYOU RUINED MY KITCHEN

pav: I DID NOT GWEN SEND HER AWAY TO JAIL AND HAVE HER IMPRISONED 😡😡😡😡

gwen: WHY ME

y/n: you and margo r the only responsible ones here

miles: im responsible!

y/n: me when i lie

miles: die

i hope you uhhhhh get chased again by damian again

y/n: you guys dont know true fear until your youngest sibling chases you with a long knife

y/n: miles i have a bone to pick with you

miles: its not even 1 pm yet what did i do

y/n: YOU STOLE THE COOKIES I BAKED FOR UR PARENTS HO

miles: ya and id do it again

y/n: you pmo me off

miles: fuck u

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y/n: STOP NO DELETE THAT

gwen: AW WAIT THATS CUTE

margo: cutie

peni: the image wont load for me what is it

pav: ITS Y/N SLEEPING ON MIGUELS SHOULDERS

peni: OHHHHHH

y/n: i see how it is

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miles: WHERED YOU GET THAT FROM

peni: my phone is tweaking what is it

gwen: MILES UR SO CUTE

pav: its a pic of miles asleep at his dads desk 😭

miles: Y/N WHEN DID U TAKE THAT

y/n: dont worry about it

peni: im cryinf this is so silly

y/n: penjamin you are NOT safe

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peni: MY PHONE IS TWEAKING is it the pic of me on noirs back

pav: yes

peni: i knew it isighwait NOOOO NOT PENJAMIN

y/n: peni penjamin we r so back

hobie: girl scout cookies

margo: preach

y/n: never heard anything truer

gwen: i believe in you

pav: proud of you

peni: can i have one

miles: girl cookie scout

pav: do you all notice you all have a spider parent besides me and margo and hobie

gwen: huh

pav: miles has peter b, gwen you have jess, y/n has miguel, and peni is greedy and has 2 which are noir and ham

margo: damn share with the class peni

peni: those are MY DADS (＾ω＾)

y/n: miguel is saved as 'spider-dad' on my phone

hes actually my emergency contact

miles: im peter b's emergency contact that man is always up to something

gwen: jess is like my 2nd emergency contact

margo: whats the order

gwen: miles (♡) jess and my dad in that order

y/n: wowwww so not me

gwen: girl you are the emergency

y/n: die ho die

y/n: miles

miles

miles

miless

miles: what

y/n: whats ur mom making tonight

miles: yeah im doing great thanks for asking

y/n: shut up and tell me

miles: lemme check

arroz con gandules

y/n: im coming over

miles: no youre not

y/n: yeah i am

miles: i hate you

y/n: lyt

im so happy your mom cooks i love puerto ricans

miles: die

the chatfic no one asked for and no one needed

also prolly highkey ooc cause its a crackchatfic and im half asleep

guys im actually working on the next chapter i swear

no taglist cause i dont think anyone wanted this

[mylovesstuffs]

OT13 reacting to their s/o watching disney movies

Request: CELESTE MY LOVE HELLO 🫧

i have Thoughts for you ｡ﾟ( ﾟ^∀^ﾟ)ﾟ｡

i just 😭😭😭i’m just a disney girlie at heart 😭😭😭😭😭😭🩷 and i’m filled with wonderful prince dokyeom and prince wonwoo and king scoups and prince jeonghan brainrot thanks to my fyp and i was crying to tangled and beauty and the beast earlier and I JUST-

i need to hear your beautiful wonderful brains thoughts 🥺🥺🥹 WHENEVER TOU GET TIME MY LOVE (。･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

how would svt react to watching disney movies with reader (& reader crying if you wanna be extra, up to you) ╥﹏╥ JST SMTH CUTE AND FLUFFY TO CURE OUR FEELS SJOCJSJDJW

okay i love u always take care of yourself and UNTIL NEXT TIME~

- 🫧

A/N: MY SWEETEST 🫧 HELLOOOOOOO !! Your disney girlie feelings are so valid and BEAUTIFUL, and now I’m crying thinking of you crying over Tangled and Beauty and the Beast. You’ve planted a GORGEOUS idea in my brain and now… allow me to feed you the fluff you deserve

Seungcheol: Beauty and the Beast

You're his arms. If you’re giggling at side characters, he laughs too, because your laugh is his favorite part of the movie. He also watches you sniffle into his sleeve and just pulls you into his arms, stroking your hair like, “I mean I get it… but also… he was hotter as a beast?” Then kisses your head and whispers, “You’re my Belle, though. Always.”

Jeonghan: The Little Mermaid

He’s watching you, not the screen, but you catch him humming Part of Your World days later. When you cry at Ariel losing her voice, he scoffs: “Ugh, tragic. Imagine not being able to talk to me all day.” But hands you a tissue and kisses your damp cheek 🥺 He’s already pulling you into his side, loving every second.

Joshua: Cinderella

He’s smiling the whole time, watching you more than the movie. When you cry at her dress transformation and finally going to the ball, he holds your hand tighter. Later, he says, “I’d fight the entire royal court just to find you, you know?” and you do know he means it. He matches your mood with affection and dreamy smiles. A literal Disney boyfriend.

Jun: Mulan

At first, he’s totally into the action. He’ll ask questions mid-way and get way too emotionally invested. But when you're wiping tears, he squeezes your hand and whispers, “She’s so brave… like you.” You melt. He makes you hotpot after and lets you ramble about honor and sacrifice.

Hoshi: Tangled

He sobs with you. Ugly cries. Ready to fight the animators for hurting your and his heart. Yells “NOOOO” when Flynn gets stabbed. Clutches your arm and whispers, “I want a lantern date too.” Later brings fairy lights and throws a nighty lanterny tangled themed cuddle night.

Wonwoo: Wall-E

Just watches with a soft gaze and smile. His arm’s around your shoulder, thumb drawing small circles. Holds you in his lap while you cry over robots. He brushes your hair back and goes, “Why am I this emotional over a robot?” But he rewatches it later alone. Tells you, “I’d travel 700 years with you too.”

Woozi: The Lion King

Pretends he’s just there because you wanted to watch it, until Mufasa’s death. Then it’s over. You’re sobbing, he’s stiff and blinking fast. Later says, “That’s… not fair…” and you hug him tight. He doesn’t let go for a long time. BUT will not admit he teared up, even though he did.

Dokyeom: Aladdin

He LOVES it. Gasps. Laughs. Tears up. He holds your hand the entire time, clutches it when it gets intense, and probably sings along without realizing it. Pulls you into his lap during “A Whole New World” and softly sings it to you while swaying. When you sob, he panics a bit like, “Are you okay??” Then makes you laugh with his Genie impressions 😔

Mingyu: Frozen

At first he’s like “Pfft this is for kids” but by Do You Wanna Build A Snowman he’s a wreck. Gets way too into the animation or plot. But when you get soft or emotional, he pulls you into his lap and goes, “You okay, princess?” [Yes, he calls you princess. Even if you're not crying.] He tugs you into his side, whispering, “I’d kill a whole kingdom to protect you like Elsa did.” And then tries to braid your hair like hers.

Minghao: Pocahontas

Silent watcher, and very emotionally moved. Doesn’t say much until it ends, and then gives you a long, soft look and goes, “You really love these, huh?” Offers you tea without a word when you cry during. Later paints you a little Pocahontas-inspired landscape and says, “I think your soul is like hers—wild and beautiful.”

Seungkwan: Up

Oh. This man cries first. Yells at the characters like they can hear him. Also: he sobs at the married life montage and looks at you with red eyes like, “Don’t you EVER leave me, okay??” Tissues, forehead kisses, all of it. And then forces you to make a memory scrapbook together.

Vernon: Big Hero 6

Totally cool with it until Tadashi’s death and Baymax’s sacrifice. Then he’s just numb. You’re crying, so he rubs your back, doesn’t say much; just lets you feel it all while being there for you. And then he’s got one tear down his cheek. He just says, “That’s… a lot.” He’s the type to keep watching the credits, processing everything, then builds a playlist of healing songs for you both.

Dino: Moana

He adoreeeees Moana. Excited to watch it with you even if he’s seen it a million times. Reacts genuinely. Glances at you often to see your reactions. Tells you, “I wanna be someone who finds their way like her.” Then pulls you into a hug when you tear up and goes, “Let’s be brave together, okay?”

[generalanachorcollective]

SPRUNKI (THE TRUE STORY) A REALLY SHITTY FANFIC

TW FOR BRAINROT, DEATH, ROMANCE, JAMES BOND, TUMBLR SEXY MANS (Not really), JUNJI ITO REFRENCES, BROKEN LOGIC, SWEARS, AND BLOOD

Once upon a time, there was a little town known as Sprunki. A place where Sprunki's lived and played, making music all day. They would make songs, learning life lessons under the watchful gaze of Mr. Sun.

Amongst the Sprunki's there was Black. A little bit social isolated, someone who would much rather read a book then run in the dirt, but still a friendly face around the town. Much like many people, he had a lover, Jevin. They weren't like the power couple of Pinki and Oren, but it was cute.

Until one brown Sprunki found something on his phone...

brud had been giggling like a hyena for 2 minutes straight, laughing at some sort of... Animation on his phone.

"What's that?" Vineria asked, curiosity taking over as she walked towards brud.

"It's such a sigma animation!" brud responded, not even looking at Vineria, still glued to his screen of mindless colors.

"What... What does sigma mean?" Garnold asked, walking over. Now there was a small crowd around brud, wondering what the heck they were witnessing.

"Sigma: A man whose self-assured, dogged individualism is considered a model of status, success, and attractiveness! Aka Garnold and Clukr!" Mr. Fun computer buzzed on in the corner, it's goofy smile plastered on it's digital screen.

brud didn't even listen, still busy watching the video. "Oh that guy has a level 100 gyatt!" brud randomly yelled out (I think you can tell what he was reacting to lol), alongside other random slang such as "This is ohio!" And "He's such a sigma..."

Eventually, it got to the point where everyone (Except 5) was watching the video, which Clukr had managed to hook to a TV screen for everyone to watch.

The content was mind numbing, just pure brain melting matter yet also... Somehow entertaining? The pure absurdity of the situations and characters made this more and more hypnotic. One video turned to two, and then three, and then by the end of the day they had probably watched a gazillion videos.

"That was... So sigma!" Wenda exclaimed, grinning ear to ear like a child in a candy store.

"What the Ohio skibidi gyatt did I just watch..." Clukr stared, feeling his mind melt into mush, yet also interested in whatever plot was going on.

And that's when it all went downhill...

"Gyatt!" OWACK yelled at Black while he walked at out his house. Gyatt? That was a new word for Black. But he didn't mind all that much, going over to the coffee shop for a latte.

"Hey Wenda, I'll just get-"

Black didn't even finish his sentence when Wenda interrupted with "OH HEYA 1000% SIGMA NERD BOY!" Before screaming a horrible rendition of Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa into Black's ear. (Do Sprunki's even have ears? Eh, oh well.)

"GAH- WHAT THE HELL WENDY?!" Black yelled at Wenda, pulling himself away.

"What? Are you not a skibidi sigma boy?" Wenda smirked, holding the coffee cup that was filled with... TYPODS?!

"Wenda why are there typods in your coffee cup?!" Black yelled out, his ears still ringing from the song.

"What? It's cooool nowadays!" Wenda smirked, taking a swig of the concoction.

"OKAY- NOPE." Black yelled out, running out the door and into Simon.

"Heya Blacky-uwu-sama!" Simon blushed, all while in a anime school girl outfit with a letter in his mouth.

"Oh my-" Black yelled out, already ready to jump through the nearest window or volcano. First Wenda and now this? He had to have been high or something!

"Blacky senpai... I was looking for-"

Black had already bolted out of there, just watching this world go to hell. Vineria and OWACK were also doing Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa, Durple was screaming gyatt at everyone, and poor Sky looked like he hadn't gotten sleep in a month.

"YOU HAVE A LEVEL 80 FANUM TAX!" Oren yelled and Pinki, who blushed vewy hard. VEWY HARD. Black just tried looking away.

"WHO WANTS TO PLAY SQUID GAME IRL?" Garnold yelled out, looking at the hugely mechanical Fun Bot he had somehow built in a day.

"HOW-" Black yelled out, bumping into Clukr (Who was oddly caked up for some reason). Black just stared, looking down and up, before making a break for it back into his house, running right into Gray.

"Sprunki sprunki sprunki Gyatt..." Gray whispered, humming something that sounded worse then Wenda's song.

"NO, NO, NO." Black yelled, pushing past Gray as he ran into his house door. He quickly got up however and shut it immediately.

For a month, Black refused to leave his house, watching his friends go crazy as the scream brainrot and do the stupidest things. He was surprised the town hadn't imploded yet from idiocy, but atleast he had his boyfriend, Jevin.

"Black, I have a idea." Jevin told Black as he sat on the foot of the bed. By morning, they would leave town and head to some cabin in the woods, free from the brainrot and able to live happily.

Unfortunately, fate had other plans...

"Alright. Let's leave this town." Black said, determination rising in his voice as he started to pack up. He had always thought this town was perfect, a place to get away from stress, yet here he was. Leaving cause brud couldn't keep his video shit to himself.

Jevin and Black got into the car, ready to leave, but Wenda had done something incredibly stupid to the car. Something REALLY stupid.

"Hey, why isn't the brake working..." Jevin asked Black, struggling to stop the car. Next thing they new...

CRASH

Wenda fucking dislodged the break as a trendy TikTok trend.

"Ughhh...." Jevin groans, his head slammed onto the wheel. Jevin thought he was dead, in some purgatory, in some hell. But here he was looking back on Black who's face was barely hanging on after getting hit in the face by a "well" placed stopsign. (If you get the reference, congrats, you also read that one manga)

All Jevin could do was just stare in horror, questioning where it all went wrong.

(It's a cliffhanger lol, I'm fucking tired alright? Probably gonna make part two tomorrow. Anyways, this is meant to shitty cause I'm writing this at 8:04 PM)

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

Ok brainrot guys, in the "everything went well" aus of rdr2 we usually just kill Micah etc.

BUT IMO The smallest difference is not saving Micah in chapter 2.

So in reality the plot doesnt move forwards until you save Micah, therefore you can't start any other mission BUT in reality, it is very real for Arthur to just... subconsiously or consiously forget about Micah? And Dutch assuming he already saved him but didn't mention it because he knows Arthur doesn't like Micah?

This ends up with Arthur getting caught up in a bunch of different jobs and so when the gang realises Pinkertons are on their trail and things start getting heated up they just... forget Micah is in jail? (we are assuming that in the time period this is all going down Micah doesn't get hanged- if he does well womp womp).

So the Valentine fall out happens and they run more south and when they arrive at Clemens point this conversation happens:

Dutch: "Arthur! Where the hell did Micah go after the jailbreak?"

Arthur: "Oh..."

Dutch: "Well it doesn't fucking matter I don't need to know, just go back there, find him, and tell him that we relocated. He might be more luck here with whatever he is doing anyways."

Arthur: "Well Dutch you see..."

And then a lot of yelling and Arthur finally goes to Strawberry and breaks him out. This means during chapter 3 he is looking for a job to do and it takes MUCH longer for him to find the "peace offering" he wants to bring Dutch (it also doesn't help the Pinkerton activity is higher again.)

This means while the events play out similairly, Micah joins gang way later, and during many times where it's Micah being on Dutchs side, it's still Arthur/Hosea. The time is running out therefore when Micah finally shows up at the camp (let's say late chapter 3 or early chapter 4), it takes longer for Dutch to trust him, MEANING THE SNAKES REMARKS ARE NOT WORKING.

This might very well be total bullshit but oh well I am procrastinationg on learning for my graduation tests so-

[hummingbird24220]

Chapter Seventy-Seven: Forgotten Again – Day Four

(Boob Island Panic: Procreation Protocols Incoming)

It was midday. Hot. Sticky. Miserable. No Sunny on the horizon. No sign of rescue. Just three overpowered idiots marinating in desperation and poorly-suppressed anxiety.

You were lying facedown in the sand, moaning dramatically. Sanji had tied his shirt around his head like a sad, stylish survivor. Zoro was doing push-ups for the fifth time that day, because apparently boredom = upper body gains.

And then, like all truly cursed thoughts, yours came out of nowhere.

“…What if we really do have to repopulate the species?”

Silence.

Zoro paused mid-push-up. Sanji dropped his coconut shell. You slowly raised your head from the sand, staring at the sky like it had personally betrayed you.

“I’m just saying,” you continued, voice low and deadly serious, “if we’re stuck here forever, maybe the universe is like, us three are the new Adam and Eve and… Zadam.’”

Sanji made a choked noise. Zoro squinted at you. “...Zadam?”

You rolled over and flailed a hand in his direction. “Zoro. Zadam. Biblical, but swords. Stay with me.”

Sanji sat down in the sand, blinking slowly. “This is the heatstroke talking.”

“No,” you said, eyes wide. “This is inevitable logic. Who else is going to rebuild civilization? The coconut crabs? The birds? Us. We’re the blueprint now.”

Zoro groaned. “I’m not listening to this.”

“I mean,” you added, sitting up, “not me and Zoro. Or me and Sanji. Obviously. I ship Zosan.”

Dead silence.

Sanji blinked. “...You what?” Zoro stopped moving. “You what?”

You looked between them innocently. “I ship you two. Like. You bicker, but you care. Sanji calls Zoro ‘moss-brain’ with feeling. Zoro rolls his eyes like he doesn’t want to kiss him.”

Zoro stood up.

You kept going. “Honestly, I could be the surrogate. Like, the wild-card auntie who helps restart the species but doesn’t get in the way of the romance. Y’know?”

Zoro walked over. Calm. Silent.

Sanji was frozen, cheeks redder than his tie. “You ship us?”

You nodded, sincere. “With my whole heart.”

Zoro reached down— grabbed you by the back of your shirt— and, without a single word,

THREW YOU INTO THE OCEAN.

Splash.

You flailed. You surfaced, sputtering. “THAT’S HOMOPHOBIC!!”

“THAT’S UNNECESSARY!!” Sanji yelled, running to the edge of the water.

Zoro walked away. Didn’t look back. Didn’t speak.

Just muttered under his breath, “I’m not listening to shipper brainrot for another second.”

You floated on your back, soaked, arms spread dramatically. “…Still think you'd make a hot couple though.”

Sanji turned away and whispered, “...Don’t encourage her.”

Day Four: New fears unlocked. Procreation Panic Level: 9. Zosan Denial Level: 10. Dignity? Fully drowned.

—---

You didn’t speak to Zoro for a full hour after the ocean incident. Not because you were mad. But because you were planning.

Soaking wet, hair clinging to your face, you stomped back to camp, climbed onto a rock like a sea-drenched prophet of vengeance, and declared: “Mark my words, mosshead. You’ve made a powerful enemy today.”

Zoro, sprawled against a log, didn’t even open his eyes. “You said I’d be the top, and I still threw you in.”

Sanji choked on air. “What did she say?!” “NOTHING,” Zoro snapped.

You smirked to yourself. Hook. Line. And gay panic sinker.

Hour Three: Wet Revenge

You eventually dried off in the sun like a mildly offended cat. Zoro was back to his training, Sanji was grumbling to himself while roasting something root-adjacent, and you were quietly plotting.

And then— Sanji turned his back to check the fire. Zoro bent to tie his sandal.

And you struck. Two buckets of seawater. Zero hesitation. Full send.

Sanji screamed like a man stabbed in the pride. Zoro immediately lunged for you— Only for you to duck and roll behind a palm tree laughing like a feral child.

“NOW we’re even!” you shouted. “I hope you BOTH feel hydrated!”

Sanji was drenched. Shirt clinging. Hair dripping. “…You’re lucky I don’t waste food on vengeance.”

Zoro, soaking, dead-eyed, sword halfway out of the sheath: “This ends now.”

You grinned. “Come at me, seaweed samurai.”

Hour Five: The Coconut Council

After things… calmed down (read: Sanji threatened to withhold food), the three of you settled back at camp.

You had arranged coconuts in a semi-circle, placed a large leaf on your head, and declared it was time for a “Crisis Council.”

Zoro muttered, “This again?”

“We need structure. Society. Order.”

“We have three people and a crab.”

“Which means we’re a democracy.” You pointed at the coconuts. “Meet your fellow council members.”

Sanji stared. “You named them, didn’t you?”

You nodded proudly. “This is Sir Crustleton, Ambassador Bouncibelle, and Coconut Greg.”

Zoro leaned over to Sanji. “She’s losing it.”

“She lost it four days ago.”

You turned dramatically to your council. “If the Sunny doesn’t come tomorrow, I say we declare ourselves an independent nation. Boob Island will need laws, infrastructure, and at least one hot springs.”

Sanji raised a hand. “I vote yes on hot springs.”

Zoro grunted. “Only if it’s divided.”

“No promises,” you sang.

Evening: Unspoken Softness

By sunset, the antics died down. The three of you sat side by side, tired, salty, and a little quieter than usual.

Zoro leaned his head back against the rock. Sanji had his arms folded behind him, eyes on the horizon. You, in the middle, stared up at the stars beginning to bloom.

“…They’ll come back soon,” Sanji said. “Probably just got caught in something.”

“Mm.” Zoro didn’t sound convinced. But he wasn’t worried. Not exactly.

You hugged your knees, voice softer than your usual bravado. “Not gonna lie. I miss them.” A beat. “…I miss my pillow.”

Sanji huffed a laugh. “I miss soap.”

Zoro: “I miss not hearing the words ‘Zosan Nation’ every hour.”

You grinned, eyes closed. “They’d be so proud of what we’ve built.”

You heard both of them sigh. Neither argued.

And in the growing dark, lit by stars and the dull glow of your campfire, Boob Island lived on—fueled by stubbornness, sarcasm, and just enough affection to keep your weird little trio sane.

Day Five: No rescue. Coconut Council still in session. Morale: Strangely… warm.

[lupaeusarc]

𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘍𝘌𝘌𝘓𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘗𝘖𝘚𝘐𝘛𝘐𝘝𝘐𝘛𝘠 𝘝𝘐𝘉𝘌𝘚 𝘐𝘋𝘒

i saw some people doing these end of year posts and i'm in a sappy mood so happy holidays and here's some people i adore !!

@stanfordprepped JARED my bestie my love the light of my life you're genuinely one of my best friends and an absolute day one ride or die i can't even describe how much samemma and cassdell mean to me and our other ships are top tier as well i'm so glad i met you and i'll get to updating cassie's aesthetic and bringing some cassdell to the dash right after this 🤍

@carp3diems ceejay . bestie . partner in crime . sounding board for every chaotic thought that goes through my mind . i adore you and our plots and threads and the way i can just hop into your dms like " hey can i traumatize our muses rq " and you're always down lmao you're so talented and i'm just very thankful for you and for colbemma and for all of our chaos

@multi-royalty maddieeeeeee i love you so much my big little sissy 🥹 the only person i'll write em in the tvdu for and the reason i'm still writing at all i owe so much to you and i appreciate that even if we don't talk constantly you know i think you're the bees knees and you make the rpc a better place you absolute ball of sunshine

@stilesstylelinski trick you fuckin goblin i don't know what i would do without our bullshit or your unconditional emotional support you and i have both had a pretty shit year and i'm just really glad we could lift each other up even a little bit throughout all of it . stemma owns my soul and i'm still just in awe of your portrayal okay you basically pull the boy off the screen

@boundforhale MOM mom i love you mom i'm so grateful for you and for the gremlin chat and for all the support and love you give . you're so talented and kind and you need to be NICER to yourself for taking your time with replies i would be happy with a reply a year okay plus derek is a stubborn asshole it wouldn't make sense if he woke up all the time lol when he does he comes out swinging though you knock it out of the park every time

@ruinedmyself twin 🤍 i think you're so neat okay the way your brain works is so fascinating and the love you put into your muses is like palpable you're so cool and so talented and brooklyn and sam are so fucking funny i can't watch the basement yard anymore without thinking of them . i'll make more edits of them soon the accuracy is just so unreal lol

@inkedmuses VVVVVV listen i have such brainrot for john b and emma right now they make me so happy all of our ships are so cute and interesting and i love them so much you have some of the coolest plot ideas ever it's so chaotic and so fun to just yell ideas at each other and bring them to life

@guiltye LILLY i mean i just could yell forever and i will i WILL yell forever i can't even believe how intricate and deep and unique all of our plots are i'm constantly in awe of your mind every time i get a meme or reply from you i'm starstruck i love you and i love yelling about noah with you and i just think you're so fucking cool and so creative and talented and interesting and strong as all hell and you just never fail to make me smile *mandolin playing* you got all my love 🤍

@n0prom1ses lumiiii listen i love these idiot sisters so much already and i think all of our ships and dynamics are so neat 🥹 i'm sad we lost so much time especially knowing why but i'm so glad nature is healing and that sonny is once again dragging asher by the balls bc frankly it's what he goddamn deserves

i could literally go on for hours but i do want to get some things done lmao so here's some more people that my note to is this : i adore y'all and i hope you have the best holidays / new year and that 2024 brings you everything you hope for 🤍

@svnflowehrs , @escapedfromthevoiid , @hellgiven , @qapsiel , @westwingsolo , @r4chelamber , @ofcrxwns , @ofblackskies , @neverrcry , @gunchamber , @controlledvolatility , @sarcasticsnackpack , @localsalt , @fuckmeupindie , @hstoryhuh , @mecwmellc , @surgcns , @unitcd , @unbearablyindifferent

[qulizalfos]

bestie I know what tsad and acswy are but what are the other fics in ur bio 👀

hiiiii elli <333 hehe im so glad i can share these because theyre all SO FUCKING GOOD when i say brainrot i mean my brain is decaying over these /pos i am ghrfjhgjfhjnfsnhjfvbdbhfvbdhv

(and i am laughing very much rn because one of them is yours lol!)

oki so excluding the amazing tsad by @willelmikes and acswy by @campbyler both of which i could rant about for ages <3333 we have:

yaptm: your apparition passes through me by arian @callmetheidiot(hope you dont mind me tagging you<3) i am on chapter 3 also WHAHHTGRJRSFGHJNSDFGVHNJSDFGV okay okay im so normal sooo normal i am a Normal person 👍 jk AAAAAAAAAA im so invested in the plot, and the writing itself is so so masterful and the mystery elements of it are SO compelling arian i am obsessed with you and ur writing hope this helps!!!!!!! <333333

iwaftwth: is it was a flood that wrecked this Home by you <33 which btw i am literally thinking about always btw!!!!!!!! you have such an understanding of the characters its insane ITS THEM and such a good take on post vecna also FJNHESJVNHJNFSDNJFSNJVFSJNHVFS its just so heartwreching and beautifulllll and youre a really good writer!!!!!!! also i am yelling so loud over the i thought we were a team i thought i was ur best friend line :) in your walls even MWAH

ikte: is the i know the end series by @bookinit02(again i hope u dont mind if i tag you here!) which i believe you are reading or have read(?) but god when i say i am invested i am SOOO ghnfnhjsvfnjhfvnhjfg i loved the rewrite it was so so cool and also very fun to see inside their heads :DD and the s5 fic is perfect in every way and i love how in character everyone is, youve captured the dynamics so well! basically uh HJFRJHNFERJNHFE DEAD DEAD DEAD KILLED GAHHH <3 ty!

all of these are so top tier :) of course there are so many that i have been meaning to add (looks at girl crush by @wayward-sherlock LOOKS AT GIRL CRUSH BY @wayward-sherlock The mutual pining/jealousy/angst/fluff all at the same time fic by the way hehehehe)

those are the ones i have so far!!! highly recommend :D thank you so much for the ask!!! this got rlly long lmao

[waxwrm]

Why was Spamton so much more unsettling than Jevil?!?!

(Deltarune Chapter 2 spoilers under the funny line!)

I thought about this stuff when i was in the shower, so it probably doesn't make much sense but here goes!!!

Alright, I might be having serious brainrot, but i think compared to Jevil, Spamton is unsettling as FUCK. I mean, one of them is a fella in a jail cell somewhere that really likes chaos (and is also probably based on a random LINE sticker pack)...

Spamton, on the other hand, while also having similar thoughts of freedom and is also similarly Kind Of Unhinged, is a bit more disturbing, especially when you're working to fight his NEO form. One event that sticks out to me is when you transfer his data onto the Empty Disk. As the data starts transferring, line by line, the shop turns greyscale, the music lowers in speed, and Spamton disappears.

When playing through the game myself, I immediately left because Crap! I Kinda Liked That Guy! Something about him just Disappearing just got to me. Another pretty unsettling thing that happens is at the end of the Spamton NEO fight, he just. Falls to the ground, motionless. His NEO form lies there on a black background for what seemed like Hours, and the gang appears on a path leading out of the basement (IIRC.)

Now, I don't think everything literally turned Pitch Black for the gang when they were on the tracks there. Seems that the game intentionally has everything else black out to emphasise what happened to US, the player. The same goes for the shop, in a way. While maybe the colour DID get transferred from the room along with Spamton (and the telephone???) it's like the game litters these jarring, quiet moments with Spamton throughout the game. But why?

Maybe it's to show the parallels of Spamton to Kris. Kris is also unsettled by Spamton, especially seen after the fight, when they yell that they're not OK (if that option is picked.) Spamton may have painted a picture to Kris that there's no way out of being puppeted forever. (He talks about not being [Big] enough and that makes new goofy theories spring up in my head which i'll spare you guys from.) Kris is pretty annoyed by us, the players, already, and they DO have times where they just sever our connection to them through the SOUL, but these periods of time are brief. Spamton crushed the hopes that Kris may have had of completely regaining control.

But why show the parallels to US? What do we do, rewrite the game to make things go better for Spamton and Kris? Honestly, there's no way of knowing until at least chapters 3-5 come out. I need more LORE...... more TINY CHUNKS OF PLOT....... more FUNEE CHARACTERS......... to think about and tie back to this.

That's pretty much all I had to say, to be honest. I had a lot more ideas about this in the shower, but they don't make much sense to me now. PLEASE tell me what you guys think because there are probably a lot of pieces i didn't connect that well, and things i would've got wrong. I don't know where I thought I was going with this. Just putting my thoughts here so I can look back when the rest of the chapters come out and laugh.

TL;DR: Spamton's presented as being unsettling because he has pretty similar toils to Kris, who is also probably unsettled by him.

Thanks for reading!

[bookinit02]

HI im so sorry i just finished reading the e4 script and i am just . fuckign speechless i cant articulate at all lol it was soo amazing when i finished i needed to stare at a wall for like three minutes straight just to process hang on one sec hang on a minute let me uh let me jsut two seconds here hangn on HDSHHSDCHSCSCVGSCVGDVGSCDCGSXCGXSCXSCGSGSCGCGHCXGHCGXHCHXHXFFHCHXD#DFFDCEFHDFSNCNKSDCNJDSTHFH3489FDJNHJFVDSHJFDHSDFDHVHGSDCVDGHC489FHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i am literally SO OBSESSED you are such a talented writer and im so sorry once again for dumping all my thoughts in ur askbox especially when most are just incoherent but i have so many of them 😭 and this has been on my mind like all day lmao chewing on drywall actually<3333

okay first of all i LOVE HOW EVERYTHING IS COMING TOGETHER IT'S SO INTERESTING all the little plotlines feed into the bigger ones,,,,,, th hive mind isn't toxic plot which means SHITT vecna isnt trying to kill them he's trying to do something Else WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT PLOT TWISTS AAAAAAA and the back-and-forth between dustin and robin, the reveal that vecna was trying to force someone out ("where's will?")CHILLS. THE CHILLS. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD it was so cool omgg omgomgomg. also max's storyline is literally INSANE i am SO INVESTED and i love how you've handled it so far i can't wait to see where you're gonna go with it!! <3 like. LIGHT. run the other way run to the light,,,, and the whole thing with TERRY is so genius it all makes so much sense but i never saw it coming and it was just SOOO SICK to see play out on the script i was on the edge of my damn seat the whole time you are literally SO TALENTED i am yelling sosososo loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kind of continuing on from that i love all the references to past seasons :D the heart motif with lumax and byler has me in a chokehold btw grnjfrgnjfdjknnfjdgvknjkgfdjnkhehe!!!!!!! and the "you can leave, it's---" the rain is DEAFENING. will FLINCHES. THE RAIN SCENE??? also HELLOOOOOOO EMOTIONAL RAIN SCENE i think i can speak for all of us when i say im FLOOORED!!!!! gahhhhhh I CANT I ACTUALLY CANNOT YOURE AMAZING AND SO IS YOUR WRITING!!! plus the curiosity voyage WHO CHEERED :)

the. the byler quarry scene i. the lead up to it was INCREDIBLE and the gut punch sliding down walls head in hands heartwrenching 1000year brainrot is REAL because it has been my resting state since i read it when it dropped!!!!!! <3 basically my quick review is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and woag the slightly less quick review is also AAAAAokay no im kidding dont worry i have soo many thoughts head FULL girl i am so unwell over it "stay" THE CHEEK TOUCH THE HAND OVER HEART THE "i cant" and then it's TOO LATE.throwing up!!!!!THROWING UP and the jump and the running start and the rainstorm as a whole i am . I AM !!!!!!!! I AM SOOOOOOqhjwhjsdhjjhdjhdsjwjsdjhhjdhjehjwejhogufdoudfgjgdfjjwhdjhd dyinf a thousand deaths passing away rn

ANYWAYYY looking back on this i realize how long it is I AM SO SORRY JESUS😭😭😭 but yeah thats my roundabout way of letting you know that this rewrite and the s5 plot and scripts and fic and shoutout to the characterization which you NAILED it's absolutely EVERYTHINGGGG okay i promise im done now im so sorry like i said this got Way Unreasonably Long but thank you sosososo much for sharing this with us i hope you have a great rest of your day!! :D

this is the comment that made me cry at work btw so please never apologize for it being long😭😭 this was soooooo nice of you and it makes me so happy to know that all the work i put into these scripts is being recognized!!

one of the biggest challenges of this script has definitely been all the intersecting plot lines. i’ve never really attempted anything this expansive or complicated before, so there’s definitely a learning curve to it! i’m glad you’re enjoying it so far. & while i don’t think this plot twist is one of my best by any means, and honestly i wasn’t even thinking about it as a plot twist, i’m still glad you liked it! i really adore writing plot twists, and i love the feeling you get when reading something that has been so cleverly executed. it’s really the same feeling that i strive to emulate in all my fics!

i just said this in another ask, but i am SO psyched about max’s plot. i was really stuck on what to do with her, but i didn’t want to sideline her. pairing her up with terry was something that i never considered, but i literally had a revelation one night and was like oh my god that’s PERFECT!! & i haven’t seen anyone else do anything even moderately close, so i’m very excited to try something new.

i love a good reference!! parallels make my heart so happy. or so sad. depending on the circumstance. the rain fight one was a little bit evil, i’ll admit. the curiosity voyage was a lot more fun!

i was also unwell over the quarry scene. i literally cried writing it. i had to take multiple breaks. just ask suni i was SO unwell oh my god😭 so i’m right there with you.

again, please don’t apologize!!! this was incredibly kind of you, and it makes me so unbelievably happy to get comments on my script. this is an episode that i was insanely proud of, and i’m really happy that everyone has enjoyed it so much. thank you so much for all your kind words!!💗🫂

[dimdiamond]

Love that you always take time to answer some questions you're so sweet🤍honestly in that haddock topic unfortunately herge himself said that drinking jokes for haddock were all about making people laugh and simply about jokes but damn he repeated them SO fucking times that now almost everyone always jokes and talks about haddock making a fool of himself just because of a drink and that's meh you know cause repeating one thing over and over again really isn't nice and it's tiring,like even in the picaros case he once again made haddock all about drinking but not being able to drink like man couldn't you find another plot for this guy for one except drinking?literally just because of drinking hardly anybody mentions his another good actions and that kinda sucks plus I was sick of seeing him talk about drinking in every freaking topic lmao😭

Thank you! It is just my brainrot making me want to write and share my thoughts with all of you guys so thank you for asking and taking your time reading them!

Ufff if this isn't true! Herge had overdone it with many jokes, like Calculus hearing or Bianca's singing, but Haddock's drinking was by far the most damaging for the character himself and they are really aged as fine as milk.

It breaks my heart to see Haddock's reputation being limited in drinking jokes and making fool of himself. I mean he is a fool but a drinking fool isn't all he is. I could list all the things Haddock is, good and bad, and need many words for that and still not mention drinking. No, I'm not kidding and I'm sure whoever is a fan of his and the series could do the same.

I am not saying let's ignore his drinking problem of course. I'm just saying let's see what's beyond joking about it. I'm saying let's try to be better than Herge and not take this just for laughs.

Btw I find Tintin's behavior with Haddock's drinking interesting. In many cases he uses it as a bait to make Haddock want to do what Tintin wants, usually making it even a pride matter. However I think that Tintin sees the potential Haddock has and he uses alcohol to make him do what he could do anyway. I have this thought that Haddock isn't exactly forced to do that as he changes quickly his mind with just one sentence from Tintin. You could say that Haddock is easy to be lead but you have to know his buttons. And Tintin has done it to move forward with the adventure and not stay behind, like in Shooting Star or Tibet. BUT Tintin has shown great concern about Haddock's drinking too, in Red Rackham's Treasure especially where he got rid of the bottles, and of course in the moon when he yelled at him.

It's like Herge hadn't decided what exactly to do with Haddock's drinking. Sometimes it's handled seriously and others lightly and most of the times for a joke. Maybe with the pills in Picaros he could have the chance to show more of Haddock's character without drinking or maybe not, I wouldn't put my hands on the fire for Herge.

Anyway I want to see more jokes about Haddock hating mineral water.

[showakyonen]

(P.C love and system person back again lol, maybe I should use an anon emoji sorta thing?? widhjdhdka) There’s a wiki project?? 👀 👀 👀 IM CURIOUS.

I’ll admit! I got into P.C and TADC both around the same time, but my love for PC is way different in that there’s no one to talk about it with except for my partner who originally showed it (and other Gooseworx projects like Lil Runmo) to me. It’s actually brain rot, brain roasting stuff. I also know I wanna make crossover things and concepts but the idea of that is, admittedly, intimidating! (Though it’s mostly bc fictives mentioned weird crossover things, Data is weird)

BUT. I want more people to talk to about stuff. Because there’s so much going on in this series and it’s NEVER EXPLAINED. Not to mention there is stuff about the work that I just wanna talk with folks about and get vibe checks as someone interacting with media in ways due to life experience (like, as a bigger person the way Goose can sometimes use bigger to = greedy, or the burger joint joke w Gop alongside the fact he’s the only example of the Clown Stomach Gameshow in Elain The Bounty Hunter, is sorta uncomfy but I have no idea what to DO with that. Who do I talk to w that?? My partner has heard so much about it, but I don’t even know if I’m??? Reading too much into it??)

AND THEN ‘BUT’ PT TWO- I want to know more about these funny little guys. I know they all have at least small little things about them figured out by their creator, but there’s also SO LITTLE to work with. I want to sink my teeth into this series and then shake my head back and forth like I’m killing prey /autistic

The fact that The Darly Boxman Show might’ve been made during war times literally never occurred to me BTW, and I’m going feral. I wonder if it was conceptualized then. I wonder if PC has ever had the IRL issue of cartoons or other things being used for or requested to make propaganda 🤔 - BUT YEAH DARLES IS OLDER THAN VONDU. And, man, Vondu… I wanna know more about this guy. I wonder how he feels after the mark triggering his PTSD was just. Found dead. He didn’t even get to bounty hunt this guy himself, even though he clearly was SO ready to do so (my mans went through just SO many crows to find out where Nuzzner went w Elain, not to mention the sllllight overkill w. Gop after the flashback moment)

I’m also so fascinated by clowns because they just. Break the death system in PC a little bit??? Shape people age like normal, but can go through a Lot without dying until the elders decide their plot is over. Plot armor is a thing. But CLOWNS. Clown DNA means you can also just decide to die if the moment is funny enough, do The Elders have a say in that still??? Like if a clown decides to die because the moment’s right, can these weird data gods just decide to send them back anyways/not have them die anyways?? If the elders decide it’s time, can a clown just go “nope, lol, not my time yet :3” and keep going? This feels like the sorta thing where you have at least four clowns at all times who are the oldest in the world because they’re really playing the long-con joke.

I dunno why I’m talking about clowns so much lol

YEAAAAHHH!!! WE’RE OVER ON MIRAHEZE. I CAN’T REMEMBER IF I MENTIONED THAT. I PROBABLY DID. FANDOM IS JUST SO ASS THAT I WAS NOT WILLING TO PUT IN ANY REAL EFFORT THERE. SOME OTHER FOLKS DID A FANDOM WIKI, BUT THATS ALSO LARGELY INACTIVE NOW. THANKFULLY. I HATE FANDOM. FUCK FANDOM. CAN YOU TELL I DON’T LIKE FANDOM.

YOU’RE WELCOME TO JOIN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT!! I CAN’T PROMISE IT’LL BE SUPER ACTIVE BUT I’LL YELL AT MY PARTNERS AND MY FRIENDS TO TALK. HANGING OUT AND BEING MYSTERIOUS IS COOL, TOO. HEHE.

PINK CITY IS MY BIGGEST SPECIAL INTEREST, SO I’M DOOMED TO PERPETUALLY BRAINROT OVER IT IN MY OWN HEAD. BEING A FICTIVE ALSO DOES NOT HELP. SHARING A BODY WITH A DARLES FICTIVE ALSO DOES NOT HELP. BEING FRIENDS WITH A MARMALO LUZZ JR *ALSO* DOES NOT HELP. I ALSO HAVE A FRIEND WHO’S KIND OF PUGGS, TOO. THEY NEVER HEAR THE END OF ANYTHING!!!!

IN ALL HONESTY, I’D NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THE GOP THING, BUT NOW THAT YOU POINT IT OUT… I DON’T KNOW! IT DOES SEEM MILDLY ODD! I MEAN, WE HAVE OTHER “BIG” CHARACTERS IN THE SERIES (NUZZNER COMES TO MIND), BUT I WOULDN’T NECESSARILY CALL HIM FAT OR ANYTHING. HE’S JUST KIND OF PLUS SIZED IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE. I THINK ZUB AND DENTO ALSO HAVE SOME CHUB ON THEM, BUT THAT’S ALSO JUST MY WAY OF READING THEIR CHARACTERS. ZUB HASN’T EVEN BEEN IN ANY CARTOONS YET SO I CAN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIS CHARACTER BEYOND THE TIDBITS WE HAVE. I KNOW THE GAMESHOW THING IS A RUNNING JOKE (A LA LITTLE RUNMO) BUT IDK. THAT IS KINDA WEIRD. COMING FROM ANOTHER FAT BEING

VONDU IS SURPRISINGLY UNDERRATED EVEN FOR SUCH A SMALL FANDOM, BECAUSE I’D CONSIDER HIM A MAIN CHARACTER!!!! I SAID IT ONCE AND I COULD SAY IT A MILLION MORE TIMES BUT GOD I WISH MORE PEOPLE SAID THINGS ABOUT HIM. LIKE WHAT YOU MENTIONED WITH HIM SPENDING ALL THAT TIME TRACKING NUZZNER DOWN JUST FOR HIM TO BE DEAD. LIKE. “SURE MAN. ABUSER IS DEAD. BUT WHY COULDN’T *I* HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO DO THAT. AFTER ALL THAT EFFORT.”

ODDLY RELATABLE TO MY FEELINGS AS A TRAUMA SURVIVOR, I DUNNO. I WOULD KEEP THAT JAR ON A SHELF ABOVE MY BED IF I WERE HIM.

THAT’S A VERY NICHE REFERENCE. SORRY FOR THE LOBOTOMY CORPORATION AUTISM SNEAK

THE CLOWNS ARE SO FUNNY I NEED TO PICK AT THEIR BRAINS. THEY PURELY EXIST TO BE COMEDIC… WHICH IS ENTIRELY WHAT A CLOWN IS IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, I GUESS. BUT THEN CLEARLY YHERE’S SOME OTHER DEPTH THERE TOO BEYOND THEIR EXISTENCE JUST BEING INHERENTLY HILARIOUS BECAUSE OF GOP’S VISIT TO THE CANYONS OF GREEN SLIME, RELATION TO THE OTHER CLOWNS AND HIS STATUS OF BEING THE MOST WANTED CRIMINAL FOR A WHILE. ALSO I KIND OF HOPE THEY CAN JUST DIE AND COME BACK BECAUSE THAT’S REALLY FUCKING FUNNY. YOU DON’T KNOW THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I WISH I COULD DIE IN FRONT OF SOMEONE TO PROVE A POINT OR BE PETTY OR SOMETHING. HEHEHDUHEHEU

OH YEAH YOURE WELCOME TO LIKE CLAIM AN EMOJI ANON OR SMTH IF YOUD LIKE. IVE NEVER REALLY DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE BUT! YEAHS GO AHEAD

[huh-1260]

doublebattleshipping but PLA

I have been consumed by the brainrot that is doublebattleshipping and PLA AUs that I make at night with my other crackhead ideas. Okay so like after Ingo gets Hisu'ed, Emmet gets a therapy/emotional support Walking wake because fuck yes thank you @bottle-of-harpoons for this Crack head of an idea, because I love me some good mental health (He was in Paldea for Teracrystallisation not because of time travel Boogaloo dang it. Also to see if Emmet can make battle strategy with it or ban it from the subway because it's to big SAFEY FIRST) Most of the paradox forms are ban from the subway because too big or will fuck up the train in battle. A year pass and Evelyn and Emmet start dating in secret from the media because the media always ruins a good relationship. They marry. ( Ingo now has been gone for 4 years they been dating for 2) the media catches on, they have twins named Rei and Akari ( it was suppose to be Akira it means Ideal but Emmet was verry tired and it was Akari but it could mean like the lights in gearstation or as in "up" because one of Rei's meaning is "return, resume, go backwards" :) I'm so funny. The reason why Akari looks like Dawn is because she is her Idol much to Iris disappointment. Rei is just a coincidence. Either way Dawn is in Hisui just doing Galaxy team thing and oh look two children fall from the sky, they both look like Survey corps members Rei and Akari (dawn and Lucas) but they also look a bit like Warden Ingo? Dawn takes them to Jubilife village because what kind of sicko leaves two kids that are like 5 or 6 in the wilds. Ingo is there at Jubilife this time when Dawn kicks down the doors ( not really) going " Holy Helix! Ingo I found kids!" Lucas looks at the kids then to warden Ingo then to the two unconscious kids in Dawn's arms. " Ingo did you spawn kids?" Ingo give a face of confusion. Akari awakens and says it very bluntly that her father would be proud, " I am Akari what the heck am I." Ingo's fragments of memories are screaming because she acts like Emmet. Rei wakes up and the first thing he does is cry, because he is in a strange place that guy looks like his dad and he just got kidnapped by some look a likes. Akari bites Dawn and Dawn yelps and drops them both, the siblings run Ingo, Dawn, and Lucas chase after them they are on the pokemon battle field, Akari pulls out her Pokeball which Rei does too, Lucas is so confused right now. Dawn is hesitant about fighting two little children. Akari screams "Fight me coward!" She smells the her hesitation. " I am Akari. And this is my little brother Rei, I like to win more than anything else!" " I am Rei, w-will your tracks line up towards v-victory or will you be crushed in defeat." Both children yelled, " ALL ABOARD!" Akari sends out a strange Zorua, and Rei sends out Axew. Ingo is getting flashs, Akari sends out her Decidueye, Rei sends out Pikachu. " Zorua use sludge bomb on the bird!" " Pikachu use Iron tail." " Axew make sure it doesn't hit you!" " It has sludge bomb!!?'

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(Akari and Rei lost their pokemon are Level sixteen to 20 they couldn't beat 62 level pokemon. Not even with enough plot armor)

" I am Akari, I lost." She mumbled. " F-fair play," her brother said, " You were very strong trainers." Ingo was having flashbacks where have he heard scripts, (scripts?) Similar to those children.

Meanwhile: Emmet

When his kids went missing, and team Neo Plasma was trying to gain power, his first instinct was to destroy them, which he did, Rosa live streamed it. Then future Volo tries to convince Emmet to his side saying I know where his kids are at, which lead to Evelyn and Emmet beating the living crap out of him. I mean Volo it sounds like you kidnapped them or work with the person who kidnapped them. And then Arceus because he needs to get to Hisui to protect his kids. And now they in Hisui. Emmet has Chandelure out to track their soul energy, and Evelyn grabs him to check the sky for higher ground with her Latios, remember Latios pokedex says it can go to Mach 4 so it's really fast so imagine your Sabi, you are flying with Lord Braviary and your vision says hey something fast and blue is going to pass you and you turn and a streak of blue flys by and then you see in your vision that was a Ingo in white and a women in blue. Wait what.

They end up in Jubilife village, so people panic because Emmet wears white and red, you know who else is white and red, Hisuian Zoroark. Akari and Rei sees them, and scream, " Mama! Papa!" While running to them. " Rei! Akari!" They hug, family reunion. (Looks at Ingo)

" Kids" Evelyn said.

" Yes mom?" Both their children replied.

" Your grounded."

" Whyyyyyyy?" Akari

" You uncoupled your trains from ours." Their father said.

" Emmet?"

Emmet turns around to only stare at his missing brother, and is that the Chamion of Sinnoh??

"Ingo?!"

"Your married???"

"You look like you got ran over by a train?"

Cue akward family reunion Between brothers.

[scented-morker]

Unexpected

Sypnosis. Agreeing to go to a frat party two weeks after being cheated on and dumped is pretty common. Being the star player of beer pong after having never played before is a little less common. But falling for the frat boy with a boyish smile while trying to make your ex jealous? That was unexpected.

Pairing. Fratboy Jake (‼️) x fem reader, ft roommates Ryujin and Yeji, frat friends Sunghoon and Heeseung, ex Jay, beerpong challenger Karina (hinted sunghoon x Yeji dynamic only for the story !!)

Warnings. Drinking, use of the nickname “pretty girl”, a very detailed game of beer pong, slightly suggestive? (mentions a girl all up on your ex a few times)

Wc. 3280

an. I WROTE THIS WHEN I HIT 300 SOMETHING ABOUT FRAT BOY JAKE JUST AHHHHHH IN MY JAKE BRAINROT HOURS AND I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE THE WAY THIS TURNED OUT SO 😁

“Come on y/n!! It’s been two weeks!!” Yeji complained, having just been rejected for the tenth time.

“I don’t want to go to some stupid frat party with you guys when my boyfriend just dumped me!” You huffed, snatching back the pail of cookie dough she had stolen moments prior and shoving another spoonful in your mouth.

“I mean he’s over it already,” Ryujin said nonchalantly, showing you the screen of her cellphone where an Instagram story from last night included a video of your ex Jay all up on another girl while the original poster posed in the foreground.

“I mean technically he was over it before they broke up since he cheated so maybe not the best thing to bring up, but I’m happy you’re on my side,” Yeji responded as she stole the phone out of your hands and gave it back to the blue haired owner.

“Thanks for reminding me guys, now I’m totally in the mood to party.”

“Really?” Your roommate looked so excited that you questioned her brain cells.

“No. That was a joke. Why would being reminded I was cheated on make me want to party?”

“To show him how hot and unbothered you are?”

This catches your attention, and Yeji notices the way you perk up, continuing on the path to convince you.

“I mean he didn’t even break up with you himself, he probably thinks you’re all sad and alone right now! Think how good it would feel to prove him wrong!”

She gets you thinking and your brain turns back to all of the photos you’ve seen from Jay since the breakup. The same smug look is on his face in every one, and you know what it means. It’s the “I just broke a heart” smugness that only the most evil of playboys wear like a badge.

You were so going to wipe that look off his face.

“I’m in.”

You were too busy plotting your revenge to notice the way the girls high five, loudly cheering at their success.

Now, hours later and dressed in a skintight dress of Yeji’s and Ryujin’s thigh high boots, you’re trying to remind yourself why you’re doing this.

“Make him pay, prove him wrong!” The girls repeat with you on the car ride there, the words ringing out in moments of silence between Taylor Swift songs.

By the time Yeji parks the party has already started, you pass random people making out on the stairs before getting to the front door, and you curse yourself for being happy when none of them are Jay.

“Let’s get this party started!” Ryujin yelled, easily melding into the mass of dancing bodies, the crowd making room for “the life of the party” as someone random (and loud) dubbed your roommate.

You watched as she blended in seamlessly with her surroundings, and despite fitting in in terms of outfit and presence, you still felt out of place.

Yeji noticed your hesitance and grabbed your hand, leading you to a destination she didn’t bother telling you.

You’d been to a few frat parties with Jay when you were together, although you can’t say you’ve ever enjoyed one. Most of your time was spent sitting on whatever grubby couch was in the living room while your boyfriend hung out with “his boys”.

Yeji drags you to the kitchen, walking up to a tall boy standing by the counter top.

“Sunghoon! Get my friend something to forget about her ex!”

“As in a drink or a rebound? Because I can do either, I think Jake’s around here somewhere” He winks at you, and Yeji turns as well.

You realize they’re waiting for a response and you laugh, “Let’s start with just the drink for now.”

Yeji gives you a grin and turns back around.

“You heard the girl Hoon, we need drinks!”

He laughs, pouring random things from glass bottles into plastic cups, and when you take a sip you’re surprised it tastes so good.

“This actually doesn’t taste like ass, thank you.” You compliment, and Yeji laughs, patting Sunghoon on the back.

“You just got the y/n stamp of approval.”

“Oh did I?”

You take a few more gulps of your drink as they continue to banter before finally giving up.

“Okay I’m walking out, you can continue to flirt in peace.”

“No wait!” Yeji pouts, “are you sure you’ll be okay by yourself?”

“Yes Yeji, I’ll be fine, especially now thanks to whatever is in this cup!”

You raise the plastic up to Sunghoon as a last motion of gratitude before exiting the kitchen, scanning the room for something to entertain yourself with.

You wander around for too long, and you’re about to give up and take refuge with the weirdos on the couch until you hear yelling that sounds like your roommate.

Following her voice, you see Ryujin at a ping pong table, her weight leaning on it while she repeatedly drops the small plastic ball in her hand.

“You suck at beer pong Ryujin,” a boy with pink hair yells from the other side of the table, and you laugh at the way she throws the ball at his head.

“Hey man this isn’t fair, my partner is obviously out of commission!”

Only then do you notice the brunette next to her, and your heart speeds up seeing the boyish smile on his face, his hair flopping over his forehead as he complains.

“Sorry Jake,” the two men continue talking while you approach Ryujin, picking her head up and giving her a questioning grin.

“What’s up girl?”

“YNIE IS HERE, HI YNIE,” she coos and you laugh when she gives you a big hug.

“Who’s this Ryu?” The boy next to her asks.

“YNIE IS MY ROOMATE!!”

“Roomate, huh? Why’d you never introduce us?” He smirks, holding his hand out to you.

It takes a moment for you to realize he’s waiting for you to shake his hand and you laugh at the formal action taking place at a beer pong table.

However when you give him your hand he pulls you towards him, ending up with you leaning on him, hands on his chest for stability while your cheeks burn hot.

“YEAHHH YNIE GET IT GIRLFRIEND!!” Ryujin cheers before disappearing into the crowd again.

“That was not very kind of you sir,” you scold him, although you still haven’t moved your hands.

“My apologies,” he flashes that charming grin again and you smack yourself at how badly you want to kiss him.

You just met yn!!

“Alright stop flirting Jake, we have a game to finish!” The pink haired boy yells from the other side of the table, the girl next to him nodding in agreement.

“Heeseung, my partner just walked away,” he deadpans.

“We’ll it looks like you’ve found yourself another one, now let’s go!”

The boy, who you now know is the Jake your amateur bartender was referring to earlier, rolls his eyes, releasing you and taking his spot at the table while Heeseung lines up his shot.

“Do you suck at beer pong?” Your new partner asks.

“Never played it,” you respond, watching as the white ball elegantly plops down in one of your cups.

Jake huffs when he sees it, picking up the cup and emptying it in a few gulps.

“Honestly you can’t be worse than I am,” he laughs, handing you a ball.

You raise your eyebrow at him before turning to the pair across from you. All of their cups are still up, meaning Jake hasn’t made it in a single time, compared to the three missing cups on your side.

Giving yourself a mini pep talk in your head, you toss the ball, yelling when it lands in the red cup.

“I did it!”

“You did it!” Jake cheers with you, and the two of you high five as Heeseung downs the cup.

Both teams miss their next shot, and you’re just about to throw again when you see Jay in the crowd, a girl on his arm.

So when Heeseung’s partner lands her ball in your cup the next time, you snatch the cup before Jake gets the chance, chugging it down before slamming it back on the table.

Your partner stares at you in surprise, and maybe awe, as you do so, and he gives you a smirk before handing you the white ball.

“Don’t get too messed up, we need your aim.”

20 minutes pass and you’re now locked in an intense game of beer pong.

A crowd has formed around the table by the time Yeji emerges from the kitchen, bringing you another drink when she joins them.

Ryujin appears too, looking more stable after some water and fresh air, and they shoot death glares at your ex whom you hadn’t noticed standing on the opposite side.

Each team has two cups left, and your vision has gotten increasingly fuzzier as the game has progressed, Jake laughing as both you and heeseung try to win the game while also trying to stay standing up straight.

You miraculously make it in a cup, and Jake picks you up in a hug as he watches his hyung down another cupful.

“One more pretty girl, you got this!”

You let out a girly giggle at the nickname and Jake beams at your reaction.

Heeseung misses his shot and you look at Jake as you try and aim for the last cup.

“Wait, you know what I think will help?” He questions before you can throw.

“What? A gallon of water?”

He laughs at your reasonable suggestion, “of course not.”

You give him a questioning look and he shoots you his smile before leaning in and pressing his lips against the corner of your own, not quite an actual kiss but still enough to get your heart pumping.

“Oooh”s echo through the crowd and you stare at him in shock, ignoring your two roommates once again squealing in celebration.

You finally notice Jay standing in the crowd and a smirk makes its way onto your face. This was the plan.

“If you make this I might actually kiss you,” Jake whispers into your ear, and you bite your lips to contain a smile, aiming the ball and hoping for a miracle.

The entire crowd watches in awe as it lands in the single remaining cup, and Jake screams and picks you up.

Out of the corner of your eye you see Jay roll his eyes and stalk away, his new girl trailing after him like a lost puppy.

You know he’s gone, he can’t see you and therefore it doesn’t matter what you do now. You don’t have to try and make him jealous anymore.

Yet you still find yourself leaning into Jake.

“I made it, pay up.”

It takes a moment for him to process your words before he’s smirking and leaning in to give you a real kiss.

It’s on the lips, a little bit sloppier and longer than your other first kisses have been, but there’s fireworks going off in your head and when you pull away Jake still has the prettiest smile on his face.

You giggle as you hop out of his arms, running towards Ryujin and Yeji.

“OHMYGOSH YNIE JUST KISSED JAKE!!” Then as an afterthought “AND SHE BEAT HEESEUNG AND KARINA AT BEERPONG!!”

You laugh at Ryujins yelling, the three of you joining the crowd that had now dispersed back to the dance floor.

“I don’t know if Jay saw the kiss, I couldn’t see him,” Yeji tells you, remembering the whole point of the night.

“He didn’t.”

When she looks at you in confusion you clarify.

“He walked away before I even took the last shot. He didn’t see it.”

“Then why did you-”

You shrug, smiling dazedly at her and she laughs when she realizes you kissed Jake just to do it, not because of your ex.

“Pretty girl, why’d you leave me?”

A voice speaks in your ear, and you know from the nickname and the voice that it’s your new beer pong partner.

Spinning around to look him in the eyes, you grab onto his shoulders, continuing to sway along to the music.

“Maybe I’m just mysterious like that.”

He laughs at your awful explanation, pulling you closer so that your chests touched and sliding his hands to the small of your back.

“Is that so?”

“Yep!”

“Is that also why I’ve never seen you at one of these parties before? Because of your mysterious-ness?”

“Nope, I only went to other frat parties because I had a loser ex boyfriend,” you yell the last three words, and even though you know no one can hear you over the music it still makes you feel better.

“Oh? And who might that be?”

You look around, spotting Jay close to the two of you, the dainty girl from earlier now even more on him, and you want to puke at her risqué moves around so many other people.

You turn back with a cringe and Jake laughs.

“The one over there letting a freshman all over him in public,” you laugh.

When Jake looks over he notices the way Jay’s eyes are lost on the girl, instead completely focused on you and more specifically, Jake’s hands on your back.

“Do you want to make him really mad?”

You perk up at the offer, you’d pretty much forgotten tonight was supposed to be about exactly that.

“Oh I forgot that’s what I was supposed to be doing! You distracted me!!” You pout and Jake lets out an endeared laugh.

“Well as an apology I’ll help you with it hm? How does that sound?”

You give him an exaggerated nod yes and he smirks as he wraps his arm around your waist.

“Tell your friends we’re making your ex jealous so they don’t think I’m kidnapping you.”

You do as he says, both girls giving you dramatic reactions of kissy faces and winks before going back to dancing.

Jake pulls you through the crowd by his hand wrapped around your waist, “accidentally” bumping into Jay as he pulls you up the stairs and through the hall to where the bedrooms are.

He opens up one of the first ones, and you stroll in, plopping yourself down on the bed.

“Did we just break into someone’s room just to convince my ex we were doing something spicy?”

“Did you just say spicy?” He laughs at your word choice before taking a seat next to you. “And no, this is my room.”

“Your room?”

You get up excitedly, moving to look around at all of the stuff scattered around the room.

There’s a framed picture of him and who you assume to be his parents in his dresser, and you recognize the same boyish grin you had noticed earlier on his face in the photo, although he’s much younger in it.

“That was my high school graduation, and that,” he points to another frame, “is my dog Layla.”

“OH MY GOSH PUPPY!” You squeal, picking up the small black frame and bringing it closer to your face than necessary. “I LOVE HER.”

Jake laughs, grabbing the frame himself.

“Maybe I’ll take you to see her one day.” He says and your heart jumps, but you try to stay realistic.

“I bet you say that to all the girls you drunkenly kiss at parties.”

He grabs your elbows, looking into your eyes.

“Actually I’m sober, and you’re the first girl I’ve kissed in a very long time.”

“Hmm, how long?” You question just to be difficult, and Jake pauses, counting in his head.

“I don’t know, like four months?”

“That seemed very hard for someone so good at math,” you comment, pulling away from him to pick up a trophy from his desk.

“Mathletes, huh? And now you’re a frat boy?”

He pouts at you, stealing the trophy back.

“What, you don’t like guys with brains and social skills?”

“Not necessarily, I’m just pretty sure you don’t actually have either.”

He makes an offended face and you burst into laughter.

He grabs your hands, setting the trophy down and pulling you somewhere else.

However before you can make it to your destination there’s noise coming from the door.

“Someone’s trying to get in my room to make out.” He deadpans again and you try not to laugh.

“That’s disgusting. You know people do that at EVERY PARTY you guys host.”

He holds back a cringe, “yeah I know, I wash my sheets every weekend.”

You laugh as the doorknob turns, and Jake pulls you into his chest for the nth time tonight.

The intruder makes a sound of surprise, and you and Jake turn to look at them.

It’s Jay and the freshman, and Jake’s face breaks out into the most frat boy look you’ve ever seen on him.

“Sorry, occupied.” He smirks before immediately turning back to you, his head going to your neck and you laugh as his breath tickles the sensitive skin.

You’re so focused on Jake that you don’t realize Jay storming out.

“That tickles you jerk,” you complain, smacking his bicep.

“But I’m pretty sure it made your ex mad.”

“I didn’t notice.”

He smirks at your response, and you try not to blush as he just looks at you.

“Okay stop staring it’s been like a full minute you’re aking me nervous,” you finally squeak out and he finally breaks eye contact.

“Are you saying I make you nervous?”

“We’ll no I just,” you can’t think of an excuse so you just stop there and Jake laughs .

“Okay sure.”

He sits down on his bed, pulling you to sit down next to him again.

“You don’t seem that upset about that jerky ex of yours.”

You shrug, trying to put your current feelings into words.

“I don’t know, it was over way before he broke up with me, so I think I knew it was coming. Besides, realizing that he’s a jerk has helped. Plus I don’t know,” you peek up at him through your eyelashes, seeing him listening intently to your words, “I guess I’ve just realized there’s people way better.”

He gives you the smile that’s been tugging at your heartstrings all night and the two of you end up laying down facing each other, talking about random things until you fall asleep in the middle of Jake’s embarrassing story about Sunghoon.

He smiles at your form, peacefully resting on his bed, and he tugs the covers over you, placing a soft kiss on your forehead before going downstairs to reassure your friends that you were okay.

They were not in any shape to be driving, same as many of the houseguests, so he reassured them that they could join you in his bedroom if wanted.

When they fought him for the floor he finally gave up, setting up blankets on the carpet for whenever they finished partying and felt like coming up to crash.

He climbed under the comforter with you, wrapping his arms around your figure and smiling brightly when you unconsciously snuggled into his chest.

Bonus: Jay got so messed up that night after seeing you with Jake that he couldn’t drive home and had to crash with one of the frat members, only to wake up and have the first thing he sees be Jake walking you out of his bedroom, a lovesick look on both of your faces and your body clad in the charming boy’s hoodie. Jake winked at him when they made eye contact, grabbing you by the too-long hoodie sleeves on your arms and taking you home.