#and end up doing everything for them

[evildogbites]

There's no one, and that's surprising if you know me, I hate more than the customer-relation girl I become when I work the till. But every gruelling moment I need to help awful stupid dumb customers I remember that anything is better than food-related jobs.

[icewindandboringhorror]

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

[cherryfennec]

Summer Times

Hi! I'm finally back from my two week abroad trip!

[m4g0hun]

lost child

[super-nova5045]

its always “we should beat up and kill rapists and abusers!” but the moment someone actually does you all turn on them

[flwrkid14]

Tim Drake Accidentally Takes Over the World (and Didn’t Think to Mention It)

So, Janet somehow spent decades climbing her way into every government worth a damn, ruling the entire world from behind the scenes. And then, because the universe is apparently wild, she left it all to Tim.

Cut to Tim Drake, the brand-new, completely reluctant secret ruler of the entire planet. And he just… never really thought it was worth mentioning?

The Batfam finds out when Bruce stumbles across an encrypted memo traced to a mysterious Gotham office with Tim’s name on it.

Bruce, holding up the memo: “Tim. Want to explain why this document about, oh, international finance reforms is signed with your encryption key?”

Tim, not even looking up from his laptop: “Oh, yeah. That. Janet left me her ‘global influence portfolio’ or whatever. Mostly paperwork.”

The Batfam stares in total shock.

Dick sputters nearly dropping his coffee: "Wait—you’ve been managing world policies?!”

Tim, shrugging, barely paying attention as he emails the president of Germany: “Well, yeah. I figured someone had to keep things running. It's not that big a deal. I mostly just redirect some policies. You know, keep things running smoothly.”

Jason, absolutely cackling: “Are you telling me that little Replacement here is the reason for half the ‘global cooperation’ headlines?”

Tim, scrolling through emails: “They send me reports; I send suggestions. And honestly, they make it way more dramatic than it is. It's not that hard."

Barbara stares at him, half horrified, half impressed. “How did we not notice this?”

Tim blinks. “I mean, it’s not like I was actively hiding it. I assumed you guys knew I was… kind of managing these things?”

Cue utter disbelief.

Stephanie, laughing too hard to breathe: “Tim, do you have world leaders on speed dial?”

Tim, completely unfazed: “Only the important ones. They text, mostly. Oh—by the way, I might’ve influenced a minor arms control thing last week. Don’t worry; it’s all sorted.”

Bruce, looking like he’s two seconds from fainting: “Sorted? Tim, we're talking about you having global authority here. People notice these things."

Tim shrugs again as his phone buzzes with notifications. “Sure, but it’s not like they’re going to do anything too crazy. I just suggest stuff, and they listen. Honestly, it’s like herding really powerful, really overdramatic cats.”

Damian, scandalized: “You mean to tell me, Drake, that you’re manipulating world politics like it’s a game of checkers?”

Tim, still casual: “Manipulating’s a strong word. Like I said, it’s more just nudging things along.” His phone buzzes again. “Oh, hang on. France is panicking about their energy policy again.”

The Batfam tries to process the fact that Tim—Tim, who routinely forgets what day it is—is now, somehow, running the world.

And then his phone buzzes with a message from the UN Security Council.

Tim sighs, glancing down. “Oh, great. Looks like they’re debating nuclear arms again. Be right back.”

Meanwhile, the Batfam is left absolutely speechless, processing the fact that their Tim—scrawny, coffee-fueled Tim—is apparently one of the most powerful people on the planet. And to him its just another tuesday.

[spacedace]

Fun fact, there's a Green Lantern called B'ox, who is, you might guess from the name, a box. Who only speaks in box shaped speech bubbles, and whose text is all, you guessed it, boxes.

So consider how much ridiculous chaos and nonsense happens when actual holder of a Green Lantern Ring B'ox the Box is discovered by the Box obsessed Box Ghost (BEWARE!) who already has a track record of going after boxes he reeeaaalllly shouldn't.

Danny just finished up school for the year and was looking forward to his first actually summer vacation since he died, what do you mean the Box Ghost has somehow managed to start an intergalactic incident and might have just kicked off a war between no less than four different incredibly powerful alien governments???

Well, at least he gets to go to space?

...He's going to have to do so much Ghost King paperwork after this 😩

[tommygotwrittenoff]

i literally do not care about big emergencies on abc's 911. i want to see my characters talk to each other and have stories that are parallels to small, everyday (everyday for first responders) emergencies

[vonecent]

System Collapse chapters 7-8

[equill]

Sukea stuff

Extra: realization

It’s been a while

Panel 1: smile

Comic 2: Caught red handed

you’re his son

Extra: conversation

he just picking on him

Comic 3: You’re grounded.

[clumsypuppy]

in his silly era

[kyurochurro]

🌙💤🐵 monkees in a pile! (or, the reason why Mike gets such little sleep these days..)

[b6d11f]

at my best, I'm a sacrificial lamb at my best, I am something you could handle

[shadowhaert]

missing someone bad for you

trista mateer / trista mateer / sue zhao / u.k / u.k / clementine von radics / trista mateer

[rachelazegler]

[egophiliac]

I.CANT.WAIT.FOR.THE.TWISTED.WONDERLAND.STORY.UPDATE.ANY.LONGER! LIKE.ONE.WEEK.IS.STILL.FAR.😭

THE END IS IN SIGHT, YOU CAN DO IIIIIIIIIIIT

(...meanwhile my big fear right now is that if we don't get 7.5 next month, then we aren't gonna get it until at least November due to the traditional big Halloween block. 😭 Twst PLEASE I can't wait that long --)