#and how does q know that? has he been... watching?

[martiniluvr]

18+ minors dni

1,000 follower celebration!! I love u all wow. thank you for all your support, truly. be warned, this is long. enjoy 💫

warnings: nsfw alphabet for dick grayson and jason todd, so there’s a variety of things under the cut. please proceed with caution 🩷

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A | Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

jason is very different after sex. it’s a major act of trust for him, so when it’s done, all he really wants is to be close to you. in other words: he’s a big cuddler. he’ll mumble some things into your skin as you run your fingers through his hair, and after, you usually end up ordering enough food to feed a small family, because that man can eat.

dick is a loverboy at heart. once the dust has settled and you’re both down from your highs, he’s doting on you—bringing you water, a snack, cleaning you up with a damp cloth—with doe eyes and a big old grin. always invites you to have a shower with him afterwards, and you always say yes, because his shoulder rubs are divine.

B | Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

unsurprisingly, jason has some…issues with his body from all the shit it’s been through. that being said, I think he intentionally trains his back and shoulders the most. it’s what makes him look as huge as he does. as for his favourite thing about you, jason todd is an ass man, argue with the wall. he likes something he can grab. hard.

dick grayson knows his ass is fat. he’s not shy about it. but his favourite body part is actually his arms, and how muscular they’ve become over the years. as for you, he loves your hips. they trigger something primal in him; the second you put on a fitted dress, he’s thinking about giving you his children.

C | Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

jason gets nasty. he’ll cum anywhere on your body just for the obscene sight, but he especially loves to cum in your mouth when he’s feeling that extra bit dominant. he doesn’t care if you spit or swallow, it turns him on either way—but, god, he’s proud when you open your mouth to show him it’s all gone.

let’s cut to the chase. dick wants to cum inside you over and over again. he hardly even contemplates doing it anywhere else; that man wants to fill you up and watch you drip. maybe it’s his out-of-control breeding kink, maybe it’s how intimate it feels—whatever the case may be, rest assured dick grayson loves a creampie.

D | Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

voyeurism. jason likes to watch. it happened accidentally once when he walked in on you practicing some self-care, and he’s thought about it ever since. he enjoys the performance aspect of it; it’s a power play, watching you get yourself off, knowing he’s right there but refusing to help you.

this ties in with Q, but dick borders on exhibitionism sometimes. fucking you in his car, in the bathroom at a charity event, or in a changing room—anywhere you might get caught, really—god, it gets him going. it’s the daredevil in him, constantly yearning to test the limits of what he can do.

E | Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I think jason had very limited to no experience before his death, and most of what knows today he learned by being with you. ever the fast learner, though, he sure as shit knows what he’s doing now. I think he’s very in-tune with your body and his needs, and it shows in the way he fucks you.

we have to face facts here. dick definitely got around before committing to a serious relationship. despite that, I think he knows what he’s doing thanks to his impeccable observational skills; sometimes you think he knows your body better than you do (but don’t tell him that; it goes straight to his head).

F | Favorite position (this goes without saying)

jason is a sucker for good old-fashioned doggy style, of course, but fuck, does he adore the prone bone position. trapping you under his body, hitting you deep with each thrust, and he gets to watch your ass jiggle at every movement? it borders on religious ecstasy for him.

dick goes feral—feral—for the mating press position. it’s erotic, carnal, and raw, and that’s exactly what he wants when he’s fucking you. he’s also partial to cowgirl, especially when he can tell you want to take control. the view it offers him is enough to have him whining underneath you for more.

G | Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

jason is more on the serious side; sex with him, intense as it may be, is still a big act of vulnerability on his part, so he doesn’t treat it lightly. he will, however, crack a warm smile on those occasions when you make love in the small hours of the morning, when he thinks you can’t see his face clearly.

dick is a tease, and sex with him is fun. he likes to flirt with you while he bends you into compromising positions, and he gets very cocky when you cum. he can’t help but make little quips after the fact, either; “something wrong with your leg, baby?” as your limbs twitch and tremble from your orgasm. jerk.

H | Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

in keeping with his rugged exterior, jason is only doing what he needs to in order to keep things manageable and convenient. he is not dedicating hours to manscaping. much to your elation, that means he keeps his happy trail intact.

dick is a little more meticulous in his grooming, being the “pretty boy” that he is. he prefers keeping himself neatly trimmed, partly to ensure more comfort in his nightwing suit—he’s learned the hard way that the pornstar look is a one-way ticket to chafing when you’re jumping off of buildings.

I | Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

jason really restrains himself from being outwardly intimate. he finds it hard to be that vulnerable, and while he loves the passion between you when you fuck, he’s only really able to tap into the romantic aspect if he’s wholly at ease. that’s not to say it never happens! it definitely does, just give him time.

he may be cocky and unserious when he’s fucking you, but sex with dick is always very openly intimate. he sees the beauty and romance in what you do together, and it’s truly special to him that he gets to witness you like this. sex is absolutely one of the ways he expresses his love and admiration for you.

J | Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

jason only really masturbates when he’s away from you on a mission, and needs to take the edge off. it’s less interesting without you, so he wants it done quick. he imagines you touching yourself as he does it—legs wide and eyes hazy—and that gets him to his peak extremely efficiently.

dick likes to edge himself. I said what I said. he’s thinking about how he’d much rather save his load for your pretty cunt, so he’s bucking his hips and screwing his eyes shut as he forces himself to stop right before his climax, reminding himself how good it’ll feel when he gets to fill you up.

K | Kink (one or more of their kinks)

overstimulation is jason’s go-to; he gets off on dragging orgasm after orgasm out of you until you’re hardly able to speak. he also loves forced eye contact, especially when you can barely keep your eyes open. oh, and he has a massive size kink. when you’re as huge as he is, everyone is small by comparison, and he likes how big you make him feel.

say it with me. dick grayson has a breeding kink. the visual aspect of cumming inside you is enough to drive him crazy, but the thought of getting you pregnant…now that makes him rabid. face-sitting is another big one; any variation of pussy-eating drives him wild, but having you sit on his face is his favourite way to do it.

L | Location (favorite places to do the do)

if you’re at home, anywhere is fair game to jason. he’s fucking you in the kitchen, in the bedroom, on the sofa, against the wall, in the office—anywhere. outside of home, he’s more restrictive, but he has thought about fucking you in the batmobile on the many occasions he’s stolen it.

the bedroom is definitely dick’s favourite place to fuck you; aside from making things feel more romantic, he wants you to be comfortable as he’s bending you into crazy positions. he also loves a shower quickie and car sex, impractical though they may be. don’t worry, he’s an acrobat. it’ll work.

M | Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

is it crazy to say that jason gets turned on when you argue? because he does. a moderate disagreement where you’re getting huffy with him is a surefire way to get bent over the sofa. oh, and if he feels even a little jealousy creeping over him, you’re in for a ride. also, if you nestle into him during the night, you’ll be contending with his hard cock pressed against your lower back until one of you caves.

dick is whipped. whatever you’re doing can get him going. cooking, reading, wearing his clothes—he loves everything you do. but, he’s particularly turned on whenever you dress up for a special occasion. it can be a little inconvenient when you’re running late for an event and he’s groping you over your gown in the limo, but how can you refuse those blue eyes?

N | No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

jason would be very resistant to anything that puts him in a submissive role (this goes for ak!jason too). this includes both sex acts and the use of props/toys that take control away from him; he’s just not into it. he’d also refuse any kind of roleplay, saying it’s unnecessary. he’s a pragmatic guy.

I think dick would really dislike the idea of hurting you. he’s not opposed to spanking, and he’ll even engage in some light breath play (ahem, headlock, anyone?), but he would never take it any further than that. if he bruised you through anything other than hickies, he’d be sick with guilt.

O | Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

it should come as no surprise that jason loves receiving head. there are few sights as enticing as watching you take his cock in your mouth while he instructs you to keep your eyes on him. he’s also very skilled in returning the favour, and his preference is eating you from the back so he can see your pretty ass move each time you squirm.

you know my stance on this. dick is a munch. he’s eating pussy like it’s his last meal before the end of the world, and he’s doing it for him. needless to say, he’s fucking good at it. receiving head is quite literally the last thing on his mind. that being said, when he does remember to let you reciprocate, all he can think about is how pretty you look while doing it.

P | Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

jason can get pretty rough, and he likes to fuck you hard, but he knows how much you can take. sex for him is partially an emotional release. but, he’s good at alternating between destroying you one day and being gentle the next; despite his tough facade, jay enjoys soft, passionate sex as much—if not more—than you do.

dick is kind of a hedonist; once he starts feeling pleasure, he doesn’t want it to end—especially when you start feeling it too. he’s happy to give you fast and rough if it’s what you want, but his preference is sloppy, erotic fucking. the messier you get, the better. although, if he’s got you in a mating press, the roughness seeps back in quickly.

Q | Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

while he’ll never say no to a quickie, jason prefers to take his time with you. once he starts, he finds it hard to stop, and he loves to see how much you can take from him before you’re spent. quickies are sporadic with him; he prefers to enjoy your body at his pace.

if he gets the chance to fuck you—hell, even just tease you—dick is going to take it. he loves the thrill and the sense of urgency that comes with quickies. whether it’s a hookup in his car or an impromptu blowjob when he’s supposed to be on patrol, his eyes are lighting up like it’s christmas.

R | Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

jason is not a risk-taker. he needs time to warm to any kind of experimentation, but he’s more likely to try things on you than on himself, like using light restraints on you or dabbling in sensory play. as long as he feels he has some control.

dick is a different story. he’s willing to try most things at least once, and he’s able to laugh it off if something goes south. he’s not opposed to switching (ha) things up and giving you the lead, either; he likes a woman in charge.

S | Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

maybe it’s his extensive training, maybe it’s just who he is; whatever the case may be, jason can go for a long time. but, it’s usually just one round that he draws out so he can really work you to your limit.

dick can handle multiple rounds if you give him time. his recovery consists of burying his face between your legs until he’s ready to go again, which doesn’t take very long once you start convulsing against his tongue.

T | Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

jason wouldn’t even think to use sex toys unless you brought it up, but he’d be open to using them on you if you asked. he’s quick to see the potential in your little pink vibrator when he holds it against your clit while he fucks you, noticing how much easier it is to overstimulate you this way.

ever the experimentalist, dick isn’t opposed to trying out toys in the bedroom. in fact, he’s the one who would show up with fuzzy blue handcuffs (“I got them in my colour!”) to restrain your hands behind your back, so he can devour your cunt without interference from you.

U | Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he’d like to tease you more, but jason doesn’t really have the restraint for it. as soon as you’re splayed out in front of him, he wants to take you. when he does tease, though, he likes to touch you everywhere but where you need him most, until you’re begging for him to make you feel good. then, he likes to make you regret it—over and over again.

dick is the world’s biggest tease, and you can look that up. he’s got you grinding on his lap, making out with you until you’re panting, only to say he needs to do some work as he stands up with a smirk. and when he finally gets you naked, he makes you tell him what you need while his fingers hover over your aching pussy, never reaching you.

V | Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

jason isn’t very loud at all, but the sounds he does make range from grunts and groans to the occasional low moan if you tug at the hair on the nape of his neck. he’s a big dirty talker, and he likes to get up in your ear to do it, so he knows you’re listening. he notices the way you shiver at his gravelly voice, and it drives him crazy.

dick is far less concerned about being quiet. he’s moaning, swearing, telling you how pretty you are, even occasionally whining, and he’s not worried about what your neighbours think—in fact, he’s making sure you’re just as vocal as he is, insisting you tell him how you feel. he’s also expressive when he cums, especially when he does it inside you.

W | Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I know this is controversial, but jason would never agree to a threesome. this man is possessive. the mere thought of seeing someone else touch you in front of him is enough to make him see red, so no—he’d end up committing murder (not that it’s a far leap for him on a good day).

dick has a thing for watching you work out, especially when you’re doing yoga in the living room in those skin-tight pants. watching the way your limbs elongate and contract as you bend and stretch does things to him, but he never interrupts; the images stay in his mind for those long missions.

X | X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

jason is a behemoth of a man all over. and I do mean all over. he’s packing. an easy 8 inches (slightly more), thick, with a slight upwards curve and a prominent vein from the base to the tip—which is a mauvy pink, by the way. you’re still shocked you’re able to take him, and he was too the first time.

‘prettiest man alive also has a pretty cock’ would be dick’s headline. just over 6 inches, with enough girth to make you feel full, and a rosy pink tip that matches his lips…you could honestly just stare at it if he’d let you (and he probably would). he fits you like a glove every single time.

Y | Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

jason’s sex drive is pretty consistent; it’s always simmering a little ways below the surface. he’s able to compartmentalise it when he has to, but sex doubles as a form of stress-relief for him, so it happens…often.

dick has an incredibly high sex drive. like jason, he can reel it in when needed, but if it were up to him, you’d fuck every single day, twice even. I also truly believe that he’s regularly plagued by morning wood.

Z | Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he’s going to make sure you’re comfortable and taken care of, but the truth is jason could probably pass out in your arms about 10 minutes after you’re done. take it as a sign of how safe he feels with you as he’s snoring softly into your neck.

he’s definitely tired after sex, but dick is waiting until he notices you dozing off before he closes his eyes. once he’s out, though, good luck waking him up again without an air horn. he’s going to need his full eight hours to recharge.

[zegrasdrysdale]

[ take a seat ] q. hughes

day 3 of kinktober (face sitting w/ quinn hughes)

paring : Quinn Hughes x fem!reader

summary: Quinn grows a playoff beard and his girlfriend loves it. the day he decides to shave it after the Canucks get eliminated, she tells him how she really feels about it and Quinn gives her the moment she’s been wanting since he started growing it before he shaves it

warning(s) : smut ! face sitting / riding, oral (f receiving), fingering

author’s note : been waiting to write this one hehe. it’s on the shorter side but i hope y'all enjoy anyway

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The playoffs have treated her and Quinn so well. Quinn because he got to captain the Canucks to the second round after a short 3 year playoff drought. Her because Quinn grew a playoff beard over the past month or so and she's barely managed to keep her hands off of him while he was playing.

She loves everything about the playoffs, but especially the fact that Quinn hasn’t shaved in a few weeks. He looks so good with longer facial hair and she loves the way it tickles her lip when he kisses her. She kinda just wants him to go down on her for as long as possible to feel it against her core.

The thought of Quinn eating her out with the beard is enough to soak her. The feeling of his beard on her core is something she thinks about an unhealthy number of times over the course of three weeks. She’s gotten off multiple times just at the thought alone, especially when he's away playing in Nashville and Edmonton. She’s wouldn’t know what to do if it happened.

But the Canucks were eliminated by Edmonton last night so it’s time for Quinn to shave off the beard he has spent the past few weeks growing. He doesn't do it the day after their season ends because he wants to just lay around and have the laziest day ever, so she gets an extra day to admire him.

The morning of the day Quinn wants to shave his beard though, she wakes up before he does. He stopped setting alarms once the Canucks got eliminated two nights ago but she is naturally an early riser. She doesn't dare move because part of Quinn's morning routine is shaving. If she moves and wakes him up, he's going to go shave and that's the last thing she wants right now.

She softly sighs as morning Vancouver sun creates a muted orange glow throughout the room. Quinn already looks so good and he's not even awake yet.

All because of that stupid beard he grew.

Quinn begins to stir moments after she wakes. His eyes flutter open and look bright in the morning sunlight.

"It's creepy to stare at people while they sleep, baby," he tells her, his voice slurred since he just woke up. Also kind of raspy, which she loves.

"Not my fault you look pretty all the time," she replies. "I also just woke up a few minutes ago so give me a break. I wanted to admire my boyfriend before he woke up and started making comments that ruined the whole vibe."

He groans and rubs his face. He touches his facial hair and hums. "I gotta go get rid of this mess," he says. "Then you can admire me all you want, okay?"

Her eyes widen and Quinn begins to move to get out of bed. She quickly grabs his arm to stop him from getting any further.

"I like that mess," she finally admits to him. He turns back around and looks at her. She begins to talk before her brain can catch up to what she's saying. "I mean, you look really hot with that mess on your face. Except, I don't think it's a mess. I wish you wouldn't run off and shave it first chance you get."

Quinn blinks at her slowly like he's processing what she said to him. A smile grows on his lips and she presses her lips into a line.

"Come here," Quinn tells her as he lays back down. She blinks at him, confused. "I know you've thought about it. I've seen the way that you would look at me then excuse yourself to go use the bathroom." She feels her face get hot in embarrassment. She thought she was more subtle than she actually was.

She plays with her fingers while she watches Quinn get comfortable. "Quinn, I-"

"Come take a seat, pretty girl," he interrupts as he runs his fingers over his beard. "Sit on and ride my face. I know you want to so I am giving you what you want before I go shave."

Who is she to say no to him? He's offering so she might as well take it.

Without anymore hesitation, she moves so she's kneeling above his face with her knees on the pillow on either side of his head. Lucky for her, she's only wearing one of Quinn's Canucks t-shirts and a pair of underwear. Nothing else.

Quinn kisses the inside of her thigh right by her core while he pushes the fabric of the t-shirt up. She hums softly as her body finally begins to wake up. She feels the gentle scratch of his facial hair on her skin and she gnaws on her bottom lip. "Oh my God," she sighs.

"I haven't even done anything yet," Quinn laughs.

"Shut up and do something then," she retorts. "Please, Quinn." She's not above begging at this point.

He licks a stripe over her panties, which are soaked by now. Like she said, the thought alone makes her drip. His finger follows his tongue and she hums. Quinn pushes the fabric to the side and runs a finger through her soaked folds. She bites down on her bottom lip to keep from making any loud noises since it is morning and their neighbors are probably still sleeping.

She grabs onto the headboard above Quinn's head as he runs his tongue through her folds. "Fuck, Quinn!" She cries out. "Oh my God."

The feeling of the gentle scratch of his facial hair is almost too much for her. Quinn wraps his lips around her clit and hums, sending a shock through her body. It almost jumpstarts her own movements as she begins to roll her hips.

"That's it, baby," Quinn says against her core. "Take what you want."

His hands rest on her waist and he pulls her down so she's completely sitting on his face but he's still able to breathe. His tongue continues to run through her folds as she rolls her hips. Her core grinds across his face and she feels the scratch of his facial hair with each movement. She welcomes the new feeling. It only adds to her pleasure despite the beard burn she'll probably have when all this is over.

Quinn hums every so often, and she groans with every hum. Her grip on the headboard gets stronger the longer she moves. She's almost afraid that she'll lose her balance despite his hands keeping her from falling.

One of his hands slides up under the loose t-shirt and cups her breast. She throws her head back and lets out a borderline pornographic moan as she continues to ride Quinn's face. One of her hands flies to Quinn's messy hair, fingers finding a home.

He slides his other hand so his thumb can access her clit. He rubs the sensitive nub while continuing to run his tongue though her folds with each movement. "Oh my fucking- Quinn," she cries out. "Holy-"

"Look so pretty riding my face, pretty girl," Quinn mumbles. His words shoot straight to her core. "Fuck."

His thumb moves and slides into her. She gasps and her movement falters for a second while she recovers from the addition. "Quinn," she groans, holding the 'N' sound.

Between his tongue, his thumb, and his facial hair, she's not sure how she hasn't come all over his face by now. Her legs are shaking so she has to stop moving, but Quinn completely takes over despite being under her.

He speeds up his thumb for a second before switching fingers, using his pointer and middle fingers instead. She welcomes the familiar stretch.

His fingers and tongue are enough to bring her to the edge. She's white-knuckling the headboard with one hand while her other hand remains in Quinn's hair.

"Gonna come," she pants. "Quinn. I'm close."

"Told you to take what you want," Quinn replies. "So take what you want."

Quinn speeds up his fingers and curls them in a 'come here' motion. The gentle scratch of his facial hair turns less gentle as he speeds up his tongue movements, but she still loves it.

She throws her head back and cries out his name as she comes. She involuntarily rolls her own hips so her core grinds against his face again. Her fingers curl in his locks so she has something to hold on to as she reaches her climax. She loses her vision for half a second because of how hard her orgasm hits her.

Her body turns to jelly as she recovers. With Quinn's help, she's able to lie back down beside him. Her breathing is labored and she stares up at the ceiling, unable to move to look at her boyfriend.

All this morning showed her is that Quinn needs to grow out his facial hair more often because it made her come harder than she ever has before. She can't move for about ten minutes after her orgasm.

When she's fully conscious again, she looks over at Quinn. He didn't go and shave yet.

"I think I'm going to keep this for another day or two," he tells her. "Just for you. That is going to happen a few more times before it goes away."

She smiles and rolls so she can touch his face. "I'm going to need you to grow it out like this again soon because holy shit, Quinn," she giggles. "So hot. Felt so good."

Quinn matches her smile. "Maybe over the summer," he tells her. "No promises though."

"Gonna need my favorite seat back at some point."

"Next year when we make playoffs against for sure."

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𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞

Parings → Tom Holland x Reader

Warnings → Embarrassment, teasing, suggestive content, swearing, fluff, chaos, Tom being dramatic, public humiliation, Instagram live, playful banter, secondhand embarrassment.

Summary → During an Instagram live, Tom embarrasses himself by getting too handsy, not realizing it’s live.

You weren’t even planning on going live, but boredom struck, and here you were—sitting in front of your vanity, phone propped up, chatting with thousands of people while doing your skincare routine.

“Okay, so this is the toner I’ve been obsessed with lately,” you said, holding up a pretty glass bottle. “It’s so hydrating, and my skin has been drinking it up like—” You paused as you tapped the product into your face, glancing at the flood of comments.

“Queen is blessing us with a random live? We won today.”

“Not me ignoring my assignments for this.”

“The skincare routine, finally!”

You giggled. “I love how invested you guys are in my skincare. Should I do this more often?”

The chat exploded with “YES!!” and variations of “Absolutely,” making you laugh as you moved on to serum.

You were mid-way through explaining how this particular product made your skin look “glowy but not greasy” when the bedroom door creaked open. Tom walked in, fresh out of a shower, towel slung around his neck, wearing sweatpants and a loose t-shirt, looking all soft and cuddly. His curls were damp and tousled in that unfairly attractive way.

A soft smile formed on your lips as you caught his reflection in the vanity mirror. “Hey, love.”

Tom came up behind you, wrapping his arms around your shoulders and leaning down to press a kiss against your temple. “Hey, darling,” he murmured, voice raspy from sleep.

You saw the chat go wild.

“OMGGGG TOMMMM”

“PLS HE’S SO CLINGY”

“This man is in love, your honor.”

Completely unaware of the audience watching, Tom pressed another kiss to your cheek, then your jaw, moving closer to your neck. “Missed you,” he murmured.

You snorted. “Tom, you were literally in the other room.”

“I know, but I still missed you,” he whined dramatically, swaying you side to side.

The chat was eating it up.

“Tom is the clingiest bf ever confirmed.”

“He’s such a golden retriever lmao.”

Tom finally glanced up at your phone. “Are you recording a video?” He asked, tilting his head.

You opened your mouth to answer, but before you could, Tom’s hand slid up and—without hesitation—he gave your boob a playful squeeze.

S Q U E E Z E.

At the same time, he leaned in and whispered into your ear, “Fuck, you look so hot in this top.”

You let out the most unholy yelp known to mankind.

“Thomas!”

“What?” He grinned.

“I’m LIVE ON INSTAGRAM!”

The color drained from Tom’s face so fast you swore you could see it happening.

His eyes went wide like a deer caught in headlights, and then—without a word—he bolted. Full on, Olympic sprinter, ran out of the camera frame.

The chat absolutely lost it.

“OH MY GOD DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?!”

“TOM. THOMAS. THOMAS STANLEY HOLLAND. YOU DID NOT.”

“I CAN’T BREATHE LMFAOOOO”

“Poor Y/n is TRAUMATIZED.”

“NOT ON THE LORD’S INTERNET.”

Your jaw was still on the floor as you turned to the camera, completely flustered. “I—” You put your hands over your face, groaning. “That did not just happen.”

Tom was yelling from somewhere off-camera. “WHY DIDN’T YOU WARN ME FIRST?!”

“I DIDN’T KNOW YOU’RE GONNA DO THAT!!”

Your phone kept buzzing with comments, and then the real chaos began.

Harry: “I was so invested in the skincare routine. You had to ruin it, you idiot!”

Sam: “We did NOT need to see that, Tom 😐”

Paddy: “Does someone have holy water?”

Harrison: “Keep the freakiness for the bedroom, mate.”

Tuweine: “Did NOT expected that, T.”

Zendaya: “There are CHILDREN present HERE!”

Nikki: “Thomas Stanley Holland, you better behave!”

Your jaw dropped at that last comment. “Oh my god—your mum is in the chat.”

You heard a muffled scream from the hallway. “NOOOOO.”

Laughter bubbled out of you as the chat continued to go crazy.

“Y/n, go check if Tom is still breathing.”

“The way he ran out, I’m crying.”

“Nikki Holland coming in with the FINAL BLOW.”

Still reeling from what had just happened, you barely registered the nonstop buzz of notifications. The comments were relentless.

“Y/n, drag him back on camera. We need a public apology.”

“TOM GET BACK HERE.”

“He’s literally in his ‘cringe I wanna disappear’ era.”

You snorted, calling out over your shoulder, “Tom, they want a statement from you, Mr. Holland.”

From the hallway, you heard a muffled groan. “Tell them I’m dead.”

Rolling your eyes, you turned the phone slightly toward the open door. “Guys, he’s being dramatic.”

There was another flood of messages.

“Drag his ass back.”

“We demand accountability.”

“Not him hiding like a guilty puppy.”

Taking pity on your boyfriend, you got up and walked out of frame, finding Tom leaning against the wall, face buried in his hands.

You poked his arm. “Tommy?”

“I can never show my face on the internet again,” he mumbled.

You giggled. “Aw, c’mon, it’s not that bad.”

Tom peeked at you through his fingers. “Babe, I grabbed your boob. On live. While thousands of people were watching.”

You bit your lip to stop from laughing. “Yeah… yeah, you did.”

Tom groaned, dropping to the floor. “This is worse than that time I accidentally liked a thirst tweet about myself.”

“Oh, way worse.” You grinned, leaning against the wall next to him. “But at least you’ve given the internet something to talk about for the next decade.”

He whined, tugging at your hoodie, burying his face into your stomach. “I hate it here.”

You ran your fingers through his curls soothingly. “You’re fine, baby. I think they loved it. But you still owe an apology.”

“Tell them I’m deceased,” he mumbled dramatically, voice muffled against your hoodie.

You rolled your eyes before gripping his shoulders. “Nope. Get up, babe. You’re not getting out of this one.”

He whined. Whined. Like a toddler being told to share his toys. “Y/n, please.”

But you had no mercy. You grabbed his wrist, tugging him up onto his feet.

“Nooo—don’t make me go back there,” he whined as you dragged him toward the vanity, his feet literally dragging against the floor.

The chat absolutely lost it.

“NOT HER DRAGGING HIM LIKE A CHILD 😭”

“This is the funniest thing I’ve ever witnessed.”

“Tom, buddy, you did this to yourself.”

With one final tug, you plopped him back in front of the phone. Tom dramatically flopped onto the chair, throwing his head back like he was in physical pain.

Then, with the biggest sigh in the world, he stared at the camera, and said in the most deadpan voice: “I would like to formally apologize for what just happened. I am a disgrace. A fool. An absolute idiot. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.”

You burst out laughing, and the chat exploded.

“HIS FACE LMAOOO”

“We forgive you, but only because this was HILARIOUS.”

“You’re a menace, Tom.”

“HIS FACE I’M WHEEZING”

“THE DRAMATICS.”

“You are NOT escaping this, Thomas Stanley.”

Shaking your head, you wiped away a tear of laughter. “Oh my god, you are so dramatic.”

Tom glanced at the chat, saw Nikki’s comment again, and groaned. “I am so getting a call from Mum later.”

You patted his cheek. “That’s a future Tom problem.”

He pouted. “Can I at least get a kiss to make me feel better?”

Rolling your eyes, you leaned in and pressed a soft kiss to his lips.

The chat went crazy.

“HE’S SO ADORABLE 😭”

“Not him sneaking a kiss mid-apology.”

“The way they’re so in love I’m sick.”

Tom smiled against your lips. “See? They forgive me.”

You shook your head, turning back to the camera. “Okay, I think that’s enough chaos for one night. Love you guys, but I’m ending this before Tom does something else embarrassing.”

“Hey—”

You ignored him and waved. “Bye, everyone!”

As soon as the screen went dark, you turned to Tom with a smirk. “So… still feeling like an idiot?”

He sighed, wrapping his arms around you again. “Yes. But at least now I have you to comfort me.”

You laughed, resting your forehead against his. “You’re ridiculous.”

“And you love me for it.”

Yeah. Yeah, you really did.

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[f0point5]

Max Verstappen x bestfriend!reader Masterlist

She’s still bejewelled - Y/N finds out F1 wag pages are once again speculating she is dating her best friend, Max Verstappen

It’s (not) a cruel summer - Y/N and Max enjoy the summer break

August slipped away - Y/N does a Q&A to catch up with her followers after summer break

Burning red- Lando puts his foot in it

Holy ground - Fans discuss their excitement to see Y/N and Max interact at Zandvoort

I’m the one who understands you - A window into Max and Y/N’s home life

It turned into something bigger - Y/N’s comments about her childhood friend, Mick Schumacher, lead to a social media firestorm

They’d say I’d hustled, put in the work - A look at Y/N’s podcast, Dirty Air(time)

Shake it off - Determined to forget her worries, Y/N goes out parting with Max and Lando

They say home is where the heart is - Fans discuss how Y/N and Max love being roommates

(We’re) in the club doing I don’t know what - Fans look back on Max and Y/N’s Club Rat Renaissance

Pauses, then says, (he’s) my best friend - Y/N spends the day in Amsterdam while Max does press at Zandvoort

How evergreen, our group of friends - Snippets of Y/N and Max’s other friends on the grid and beyond

We’re faster and never scared - It’s a dramatic Friday in the Zandvoort paddock

I watch Superman fly away - The drama continues as Y/N and Mick have a run in in the paddock

Long live all the magic he made - Y/N supports Max as he equals the record for most consecutive wins

Remember the footsteps - A look at Y/N and Mick’s lifelong friendship

He has his father’s eyes…his father’s ambition - A look at Y/N’s relationship with Jos

I love your handshake, meeting my father - Fans discuss Jos’s perspective on Y/N, and her relationship with Max

And maybe it was egos swinging - Everyone speculates about the cause and consequences of Y/N and Mick’s falling out

I fell from the pedestal - Y/N becomes the subject of internet trolling after her fall out with Mick becomes public

Don’t know how long it’s gonna take to feel okay - Unable to deal with the stress and trolling, Y/N goes home to Switzerland, cutting off Max

My reputation’s never been worse so - Y/N’s absence sparks concerns amongst those closest to her

If someone comes at us, this time I’m ready - Y/N’s friends publicly support her as the hate continues

You don’t want to know me, I will just let you down

My words shoot to kill when I’m mad - Mick and Y/N finally talk

Something in your eyes says we can beat this - Max has a tough start to an important weekend, but his luck is about to change

(We) saw something the can’t take away - Y/N is there as Max wins at Monza and breaks another record

This is life before you know who you’re gonna be - Netizens discuss Max and Y/N’s enemy era

20 questions, we tell the truth - Y/N catches up with her followers after a hectic couple of weeks, and meets a man in Monaco

On a Wednesday, in a café - Y/N’s podcast with Daniel leads to some interesting revelations

Do you really want to know where I was? - Y/N and Max spend a day at the factory as rumours begin to swirl

I make it look oh so easy - Y/N and Max choose different confidants as they both attempt to avoid the elephant in the room

You’ll find me on my tallest tiptoes - It gets harder for Y/N to keep her secret

Slow motion, double vision in rose blush - Y/N gets back in the saddle while Max watches from the sidelines in more ways than one

Carnations you had thought were roses - Two of Y/N’s secrets are revealed

Didn’t it all seem new and exciting - Max leaves Y/N behind in Monaco as she reflects on her date

Loose lips sink ships all the damn time - Y/N heads to Switzerland for a special appointment as her relationship with Max is put under a microscope

I don’t wanna miss you like this - Y/N and Max deal with the distance between them differently

Your finger on my hairpin trigger - Tensions run high as Max has a bad day on track and Y/N gets defensive

Takes one to know one - Y/N’s much needed talk with Elliot is interrupted by an explosive qualifying in Singapore

I want to tell you not to get lost in these petty things - Max’s streak comes to an end and he and Y/N look ahead to Suzuka

Forever going with the flow, but you’re friction - Max asking Y/N to fly out early to Japan leads to tension and Y/N turns to Daniel for advice

I drive down different roads - Fans, and Y/N, speculate about her budding relationship

(They) knew what it was, he is in love - Netizens set out to prove that Max is in love with Y/N

(We) counted days, I counted miles, to see you there - Y/N arrives in Japan and is reunited with Max

Balancing on breaking branches - Max receives an unexpected delivery as Y/N answers questions from the media and her mother

It’s you and me, there’s nothing like this - As Max gets back to business as usual in Suzuka, wag social media does it’s thing

My (baby flies) like a jet stream - Max has a good day on track and Y/N’s Vogue article goes live

I can read you like a magazine - The internet reacts to mentions of Max in Y/N’s Vogue article

He’s passing by, rare as a glimmer of a comet in the sky - Red Bull securing the WCC is overshadowed by the revelation that Max hates podcasts

The lingering question(s) kept me up - Y/N does an Instagram Q&A

I just may like some explanations - Y/N answers more questions

How you held me in your arms that September night, the first time you ever saw me cry - Set in 2017, we learn what led to Y/N’s dad being dropped as Max’s sponsor, early in their friendship

People started talking, putting us through our paces - When Y/N is spotted out with Elliot, Instagram, Max, and Lando react

I don’t wanna touch you - Y/N finds herself short of breath on her padel date. Later, she appears on Max’s stream

(I) will never make my parents’ mistakes - Y/N’s dad hears about her dating life, and her mother weighs in

Drinking on a (yacht) with you all over me - Y/N and Max kick of his birthday celebrations with a day on the water, while Elliot changes his tune

I’d pick you up and we’d go back in time - Y/N and Max bring in his birthday somewhere special

We’re gonna be timeless - It’s Max’s birthday, but Y/N isn’t the only one planning surprises

Take the moment and taste it - Max enjoys a birthday boat day with family and friends, and Vic makes an accidental discovery

There’s glitter on the floor after the party - It’s the morning after night before. Max and Vic discuss Y/N’s letter

Movin’ on was always easy for me to do - Y/N and Elliot meet up to talk and Y/N’s friend weighs in. Y/N’s tweets irritate Max

Your eyes look like (being at) home - Y/N goes riding, Lando proposes plans, and Max has plans of his own

No I didn’t hear the news, ‘cause we were somewhere else - Max and Y/N arrive in Doha, but rumours about Max’s Monaco exploits follow them

You heard the rumours from (your friends) - Max attends Media Day while Y/N hangs out with an old friend

‘Cause they don’t know about the night in the hotel - Max’s GQ interview exposes an interesting part of Max and Y/N’s past

I was dancing around, dancing around it - Y/N and Clara celebrate Max’s on track triumphs

(You) stand up, champion tonight - Max becomes a three time world champion

This life is sweeter than fiction - Max wins in Qatar in a physically gruelling race

Life makes love look hard - Back in Monaco, Y/N is seen out with Elliot, and he makes a bold suggestion

Can we always be this close? - Y/N and Max have a chill day at home and while Twitter notice Max made an admission in an interview, Y/N makes an admission to Victoria

Inescapable, I’m not even gonna try - Y/N and Max spend a day at the factory, where both realise they may have something to work on

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me - Y/N’s podcast with Oscar comes out, on the same day she finally films one with Max. Meanwhile, Max uses the sim in an unconventional way

Yes, I remember what you said last night - Y/N’s plans for COTA baffle Christian, and Y/N learns an unexpected fact about the past

Take out, then take me home - Y/N prepares for Austin, and an interview with Max comes out

Love’s a game, wanna play? - Y/N tries her hand at padel after watching Max compete, and Max steams with Redline

Rosé flowing with your chosen family - Clara and Y/N spend the day together, and Clara becomes determined to finish what she started in 2017

(We are) a flight risk, with a fear of falling - Y/N and Max head to the US

Ain’t it funny, rumours fly - Y/N heads to a Ferrari gala as rumours swirl about Max’s next career move amid reports of infighting at Red Bull

As if I don’t already see (it) - The circus settles in to Texas and Y/N’s dad weighs in on Elliot

Can you see right through me? - Y/N and Elliot make a king and awkward paddock debut

I’ve been sleeping so long in a twenty year dark night - Y/N sheds light on her dating history while she and Elliot struggle to adjust to life in the paddock

It’s morning now, it’s brighter now - Y/N reaches out to an old friend for support. Meanwhile, Daniel tries to support Max

The moment I could see it - Max takes another win in Austin while Elliot reaches his breaking point

You’ll find the real thing instead - Y/N and Elliot have an honest conversation

In the name of being honest - Bonus part where Y/N answers Instagram questions after the Austin GP

I’m asking you why - More of Y/N’s post Austin Q&A

You’ve got a girl at home and everybody knows that - Y/N and Max are suspects in the wildest paddock rumour yet as they wrap up their trip to Austin

You learn my secrets and you figure out why I’m guarded - Y/N gets brutally honest with Mick as Max plays goalkeeper twice

You saw the truth in me - Max cuts it close before media day as reports surface of security threats in Mexico

They tell you that you’re lucky, but you’re so confused - Max attends a gruelling media day as Y/N deals with the heat of Mexico

Laughing with (your head in my) lap, like you were my closest friend - Everyone has a tough quali day

This is the golden age - Maxico delivers another win, and Y/N celebrates with tequila

(You would never) me darling, but who could stay? - Y/N and Max arrive in Brazil for a short break before the race

No one has to know what we do - Max and Y/N fall off the map and enjoy some private time

I can’t say anything to your face - Max and Y/N continue to leave each other flustered and Max starts press for the Brazilian GP

The way you move is like a full on rainstorm - Max takes pole in difficult conditions and Y/N gets near her breaking point

We were cards sharks, playing games - Max wins the sprint and Y/N wins games of her own

🚨I’ve had to add a second masterlist for all posts after this point. That can be found here 🚨

[ixxivvv]

thinking ab calebs physical traits on commute rn...

- his skin

acne scarring, his cute freckles and sun spots, a scratch from shaving, some razor bumps, how it gets red when hes sun burnt from flying. body acne, his razor bumps on his legs or body. some stubble. when hes applying aloe vera on where he got sun burnt, you couldn't help but watch him from a far.

- his muscles

everyone in lads has a pretty solid build obvi, but i particularly love caleb bc of his firm and trad masc build. (no waist, big thick chest, more beef than lean) he feels rock solid when you push him or receiving a hug, like you could tell hes so strong and like an unmovable force. one wrong move and your strength couldn't stand against him. his triangle build is so dreamy :(

- his neck/shoulders

your delicate touch with your thin small hands against his firm shoulders "it's as if a butterfly landed on my shoulder..". you loved the muscle space that connected his neck and shoulders. his collarbone, adam's apple, his jawline. you loved sinking your teeth into him or leaving a mark on this area. he can hide it w his uniform the next day.

- hes just so clearly proud of his big build, hed be those guys that randomly throw air punches or flexes in the mirror 💔 hes so gymbro and never skips legs!

- his hair

just well clean cut, military approved, and i luv his bangs :(((( i wished i can ruffle it to see his forehead and tell him how hed be handsome without bangs too :(( i think hes the type to get shy without his bangs

"buut half of your forehead is out.. hm, you look handsome, like drama-like handsome.. like those actors? have you ever been told you look like those period drama actors?"

"noo im shy :(( but you think im handsome? :DD"

"you know you are."

":DD"

- no need for glasses!

his eyesight is canonically really good, he needs to read w the text away from him. he does wear sunglasses, thin gold frames or fight goggles. he can see every detail of you which you hate, but he promises that he loves every bit.

- his dry ahh lips

its so kissable, in just wanting to give it moisture. its most likely from sun burn, you give him some good uv lip balm. to begin your makeup routine and sitting down by the dresser, which he loves to watch you get ready, you give him a q tip of vaseline.

"okay so the first step will be skin prep.. id like to take some toner pads and lip balm."

"pretending to vlog?" "other wise it will be boring for you... here."

":D" "you need some."

[seb-boo]

Highlights from Seb's Interview with Sky Germany (Jeddah 2025):

Seb's kids don't want him driving (cause they like him home so much)

He regretted that when he got the chance to ask Michael a question, he asked about what he did to stay fit

He apparently hates swimming?

He recently broke his finger doing handy work

His son has started to ask about his career

How self-doubt played a role in his career and ultimately poor results were not satisfying to him in the end, especially when he could have been spending time with his kids

He was surprised at his first drivers' briefing how catty everyone was—this later, in addition to safety, was a motivator to reform the GDPA and actually have community amongst the drivers

He feels that Multi 21 made him and Mark closer (ala Baku 2017)

He is open to the idea of taking over Marko's job and discussed how their approaches are very different

He texted Lewis after his China sprint win

His projects allow him to be involved with F1, but keep enough distance to feel comfortable

His favorite thing to do is psychoanalyze the drivers (he also thinks reading people is his greatest gift)

He is struggling with grasses and herbs at agricultural school (but seems to do well on an impromptu quiz)

He's a control freak (he trusts his choice in restaurant and music over everyone else in F1 for a party—oh, and he would pay)

Direct quotes ↴

"I would say, well. It's my own perception, but I think pretty well. The, how do you say, the family peace still exists. [You're not annoying at home?] *laughing* I don't think so. I am still wanted. The kids also said I shouldn't start driving again because it's so nice that I'm there. That's great to hear something like that."

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"When I imagine myself as a little boy, I can remember the key moments when suddenly Michael was standing there, maybe said something, and the question I asked was, 'what do you do to be fit?' And then you think afterwards or later I thought again, I should have asked so many other things. And then he told me that he does this and that and swims and so on, and I thought, 'oh no, I don't like swimming at all!' These are such small things, but yes, it meant the world to me at the time[...] because my hero listened to me in that sense."

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"It's about intuition and what really drives you and what you really want, and yes, I think I might not be able to fully answer that question for a long time, or ever, but that's also what triggers curiosity somewhere. But to feel it and, yes, to develop more intuition, I think, was a big point for me and perhaps still is. And it's exciting to get to know yourself again like that. I don't know why I had this drive, after stopping, not to commit myself to a task or a job or, I don't know, partnership XY, but to be free first, for myself, to then feel myself and see, okay, what do I want at all, where is my journey going, and how do I deal with this, in quotes 'emptiness first,' before I immediately jump into the next project?"

"Agriculture has kept me quite busy in the last year with the training that I am now hopefully successfully completing and passing, and I have learned a lot of new things. Yes, there is always something to do around the house and things that have maybe been left undone in recent years, where I am still, yes, skilled. It's relative, I recently broke my finger, but yes, I do a lot and try a lot, and so the days actually pass quickly. I enjoy that. I enjoy the time as well, and this other life, but of course, I watch and follow what is happening and how the guys are doing, and I am still in contact here and there, so yes, it is a big part of me, and it will remain so."

[So the identity as a racing driver will remain. How is that now, for example, at home? For the children, they are 10, 11, I think, then six or so, five?] "Yes, five." [Do they also ask about moments from your career, or is that not a topic at all?]

"Yes, it's funny. We were watching recently, just now, the race in Bahrain or qualifying, and then when it was finished, my youngest said something like, 'I would like to see where you were driving.' Then I said, 'Okay, I have to look first.' I couldn't find anything quickly in the media library, I had to rummage around, but yes, it is interesting. The girls, I think, have taken it in and perceived it a bit more. He was still too young. Yes, it would sometimes be interesting to know what the children think. Here or there, they notice it when we are out and about and perhaps meet people who remember and you stop for a moment and have a chat. But yes, my own perception and then the perception from the children's point of view is very interesting. I think we are coping well with the situation and of course we are trying to give the children a childhood similar to the one we had, in a normal sense, really."

[I also looked at how you have developed as a personality over the years, starting with your time in Formula 1. If you look back at your early years at Toro Rosso, maybe also a bit of the time at Red Bull, how would you describe yourself then?]

"Well, I think very focused, very goal-oriented. I knew exactly what I wanted. I had a very clear vision of where I wanted to go, and then of course I had this incredible time, the years when it felt like everything went well for me. Then with the move to Ferrari, of course, a big challenge, but also a lifelong dream that I could fulfill. The big success, the very big success that I had firmly set my sights on, the title, did not materialize. Now, of course, you can talk for a long time about why and how and why not, but I believe that in retrospect, the time was much more important, the people I met, the experiences I had, and the lessons as well."

"From, I don't know, a certain insecurity, self-doubt also played a big role, then to the last part of my career where I think I opened up more and also came out of myself more in the sense that I not only talked about racing but also addressed other topics and topics that were important to me, and so I gave room to a new side of myself and could develop. And yes, of course, I had a great privilege associated with it, that I was in a position where people might have listened to me or perceived me in that sense, and I actually had very, very many positive experiences with that. Of course, there were also people who said, 'That doesn't belong to you now, and you shouldn't focus on that, and rather focus on driving because things aren't going well there,' and so on. I think there was also a lot of humility in the sense of, yes, when you have a good run at the beginning and then everything picks up speed and you are in teams where things are always moving forward and faster and in big teams, then in that sense, I don't want to say falling behind, but switching to a team that is in this building phase and getting the momentum back was a nice time. "

"But of course, in terms of results, it was a very tough time, a tough pill to swallow, because suddenly you are, I don't know, not in oblivion, but from my point of view and own feelings, you have slipped to results that no longer matter, that are no longer relevant. Whether I was 8th or 12th or 14th, was for me, insufficient for me. Especially when you have already been at the very top, then that is no real fulfillment. But also dealing with that and getting to know that side of myself, I think I have matured extremely in recent years and knew more and more what I wanted. And then in that sense, that I see and want other things in my life and want to have time, especially for the children. Time is limited, and then I had the courage, I think, to say, okay, I know I can do more and I know maybe more is yet to come, but yes, I want to have time for other things and get to know other sides of myself."

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"And I think our society has changed, that yes, young people or generally, that you now address certain topics and don't stop before certain topics anymore. And that you have to take a position in a certain way. Perhaps a piece of the freedom to withdraw has been lost, but I think that has a very positive overall effect. When you address topics in sport that are perhaps more political or play a role outside of sport, I think it has a lot of impact. So if the values are the right ones that you represent and it is good topics that you address, of course, it's not for me to judge what is good and bad and right and wrong, but I think if you stand up for others and draw attention to things, then that is a good thing."

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"I remember my first drivers' briefing as a Formula 1 driver. I was somewhat shocked that no one was talking to each other, but rather talking about each other, sometimes with a bit of arrogance, and this difference in status, "I am here, you are there." Yet in sport, in Formula 1 or in life generally, our passion connects us, and then to seek points of attack instead of the things that perhaps distinguish us, I find much more sympathetic, because even if we weren't the best friends in that room of 20 back then and still are today as drivers, even if we weren't the best friends, there was still this great connection and the passion that we all shared or cared about, right?"

[Or I mean, towards the end of your career, you brought the drivers together, but this is now commonplace, right?]

"Because I simply thought or felt that this community was missing, and also to help establish the GPDA, and I went to Alex, to Alex Wurz, who is still involved, and said, 'Alex, we somehow have to manage to bring the drivers together.' Of course, safety is a topic that connects us all, but also generally, let's talk about the other topics when we feel that something is wrong, or that we simply get into an exchange. I think the space is good that you can, apart from statements you have heard about others, find this space to also go out for dinner in the evening and exchange ideas and get to know each other better. You spend so much time together, it feels like, and at the same time, everyone is so absorbed in their team with meetings and, I don't know, meet and greets and appearances here and there, that you actually don't have any time together, and that is really a shame."

[With Multi 21, for example, with Mark Webber back then, such an action, how do you see that now, from your past, do you say that was totally okay, or do you think it was difficult?]

"Especially, I think, that our relationship was strained until then. Or very, yes, we were very big competitors, so Mark. Of course, then also within the team, but I think that ultimately, clearly, it wasn't a nice event, but I think it led to us understanding each other much better today and having much more respect for each other. So, we talked afterwards, I told him what I didn't like about it and why I felt it was unjustified. He expressed his opinion, and yes, even if you don't completely agree with and adopt the other person's opinion, that's not what it's about. It's about talking to each other in the first step, and we were much better at that afterwards."

[Sebastian, when you look at the situation right now at Red Bull, it's funny that your name came up today because I was talking to Ralf about what you yourself once mentioned as a potential successor. Is that a role you could fundamentally imagine?]

"I think there is only one Helmut, and his role, clearly, is his. But yes, I think that generally, the exchange is also very inspiring, and of course, you have the experiences you have, and Helmut is similar in a way. He also grew up in motorsport, a completely different time, but the wheel still turns the same way in a way, and the similar and same things matter today as they did, I don't know, how many years ago, even if Formula 1 has changed significantly."

"Yes, I think there are many things and perspectives or parallels or things that one could pass on. Whether that will be something in the future, we'll see. I am still in contact with him, I also asked him a few years ago how much longer he wanted to do it, and he said not much longer, and he is still here. *laughs* So as long as he still enjoys it and feels up to the job, I think, yes, he is in a unique role, especially with the experience and the team dynamics. He knows that best, and from the outside, it is always difficult to judge, and perhaps you sometimes wonder here or there how this happened or what's the point, but of course, he has a completely different perspective and completely different experiences. And yes, it will be a shame when he leaves or steps down from the position at some point, but of course, then, yes, it has to develop in a new, different direction."

[I visited him recently in Graz, he had just come from the forest, it was 11 in the morning, he said he had already been there for 3 hours, and then he said he talks about it often with you too because you are also a forester and you have different approaches, right?]

"Yes, completely different views, but we both have respect for each other. He is more of the old school. I am more of the modern perspective, that you sometimes leave the tree lying there, and thereby cultivate or promote the beneficial insects, or in his view, pests, and thus ensure balance. But yes, neither of our views is just right and just wrong."

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[I also said recently, after three races we say someone is great, and then they make a mistake again, and then they go down again. So this patience also to have with development, for example, with Lewis Hamilton. I think you wrote to him after the sprint victory in China, didn't you?]

"Yes, of course."

[Yes, he was probably happy because you texted him. How do you see that? I mean, you also made this move from Red Bull to Ferrari. What is this big adjustment that you need as a driver, and why does it take so long, maybe half a year, as Ralf, for example, said?]

"Well, maybe it takes even longer, depending. I think so many things depend on it. I think the car was less of a change for me back then. Everything was different. The car drove completely differently. But yes, I was able to get used to it quite quickly in that sense. But of course, it's other people, a different environment, a different language, a different culture. So I think the whole thing overwhelms you, and everyone is different. One person might need longer, another less long with one situation or another. I don't think there's any doubt that he can drive. There's no doubt that he can do all the things that are now demanded of him. But it's also completely normal to need a little time. And I think nothing is lost there either, in that sense. If the development suddenly takes the right path, then I think Ferrari is in a completely different position again. They were very strong last year, narrowly missed the Constructors' Championship, so you shouldn't write off the whole team and the two drivers now."

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[If you could choose a role again in Formula 1, I know that you were, for example, in Monaco, we saw each other very briefly there, you came out of the Red Bull hospitality, you had an appointment with Stefano Domenicali. When people see you now, also with your experience regarding social projects, everyone would ask, why isn't Sebastian integrated into Formula 1 anymore with his past? What's the answer to that?]

"I have many, but would you like to do that? I am in contact with Stefano, we are talking about it and perhaps still refining and tinkering with what it would look like exactly. Yes, but I also don't want to push myself in any way. I think ultimately it has to fit for both sides. I don't know. I mean, I follow the sport with great interest, and now also with enough distance that I don't feel like it's a problem anymore. The first few races were perhaps a bit more difficult, but now after a relatively long time, it is no longer a problem."

"Yes, I don't know what it could be in the future. Of course, it would be nice to see that the goals that Formula 1 sets for itself are realistically approached and achieved regarding the future and regarding responsibility. So whether it's climate neutrality by 2030 or certain projects and aspects to use the impact of Formula 1 to really live, exemplify, and bring about good change. On the other hand, of course, as I said, staying close to the drivers in a certain role, I don't know what kind of role that will be in the future, is certainly something one can imagine, which I can also imagine."

[Simply because you have had so many experiences that you couldn't evaluate during your active time, but now I think with more distance, you see many things.]

"I watch the races, of course, I see the same things as everyone else, which tires, which strategy, and so on. But I think what tactic or what mindset is behind it, what is going on in the driver's head, I think I already have more insight, perhaps not better than everyone else, but more insight. And of course, yes, because it's perhaps still so fresh, I can still draw more from it. 'Does he feel comfortable now, and where is perhaps the problem? Maybe it's not the tire set or the strategy, but perhaps something else.' That's what I find interesting, the person behind it."

[I just wanted to ask you a few quick short questions at the end, including a quiz question about your training. I'm curious if you can answer it. Perhaps first, what are you learning right now that you are not yet good at?]

"Grasses and herbs."

[Okay...alphorn playing?]

"Alphorn playing! I still remember that, I put it aside but haven't completely given up. I heard something again recently and thought, oh yes, I must get it out again."

[What is your greatest gift?]

"Of course, you could talk about racing because I had some success there and so on, but I think, yes, this reading people, it sounds a bit much, but I think I can sense what is going on in people and in certain situations, and then, of course, when it comes to sport and performance or results in that sense."

[Looking back at your Formula 1 time with all the people you met, regardless of who they are, a really good evening, a final evening, perhaps. Who chooses the restaurant?]

"Me!" [Ja?] "Ja!"

[Do you have good taste?]

"I don't know, but I think I have learned over the years that, yes, I really enjoy doing that. Let's put it that way."

[Who is responsible for the music?]

"Also me. If I'm throwing the party, then at least the food and music. Music can either be right and you don't really notice it, it's in the background and it fits. But if it's wrong, it's already too late when you notice it. So, yes."

[What do you like to listen to? What's your favorite?]

"Everything. But when eating, yes, it has to be something calmer and something that fits the time and the setting."

[Yes, who pays?]

"I would also like to, I wouldn't have a problem." *laughs*

[Who leaves first?]

"That depends on how many people are there."

[But who would be the one you'd say, yes, okay, the slightly grumpy one.]

"Christian always left first!"

[Okay, okay, okay. And who locks the door at the end?]

"Adrian."

[Really? Such a party person?]

"Yes, well, there are others there too, but yes, he always had fun anyway."

[So Sebastian, the last question now. Now I'm curious. I hope I'm not putting you on the spot. So you are doing your training now in Switzerland, right? Agriculture? I think you are in the vocational school in Pfäffikon. Did I pronounce that correctly?] "Ja." [Watch out, now I have picked out a question. So, which plant is often referred to as "green gold" because it improves the soil and serves as animal fodder? Is it A) Wheat, B) Clover, C) Corn, or D) Rapeseed?]

"It's clover because it's a legume and the only plant that can store nitrogen in the form of nodule bacteria on the roots. You can even see them with the naked eye, and it's not only good for the soil and the plant, but also good for the animals."

[That's great. You passed the test!]

[gloomwitchwrites]

Hello! I read your Ghost NSFW alphabet and it was amazing!! (Actually I've just been reading a bunch of your posts for the past 3 days your writing it amazing!!) I was wondering if you can do an NSFW alphabet for Cpt.Price please!

Thank you so much, anon! I really appreciate that. Of course you can have a NSFW Alphabet for Price! Enjoy!

written w/ gn!reader

Word Count: 900

nsfw alphabet template

CoD Headcanons / AUs / Quick Writes Masterlist

A = Aftercare

A staunch cuddler. Price enjoys snuggling after sex, acting as a weighted blanket. He’s all about lazy touches and slow kisses, sprinkling you with soft words of affection as the two of you come down.

B = Body part

An ass man. No question. Price either has his hands on it or touching in some capacity. Positions that allow him to palm your ass as he fucks you are his favorite.

C = Cum

Enjoys seeing the aftermath. Watching his cum leak out of all your holes flames his ego. Spread those legs and/or cheeks. Open your mouth and show him your tongue. He wants to paint you with it.

D = Dirty secret

During his first experience with bondage, Price confidently said he could use rope, but totally lied, and stumbled through it to the point that he gave up and had vanilla sex. (He’s much better at it now.)

E = Experience

Very experienced, and he knows what he wants. Price isn’t afraid to tell you how he likes to be pleasured, and he’s not shy about asking you what you like, or exploring new things with you.

F = Favorite position

Any position that allows him to view your ass as he fucks you. He’ll even take a position that allows him to grip your ass if he can’t view it.

G = Goofy

During sex? No. Price might tease you a bit, but it’s always flirty. He wants you to smile, to enjoy yourself, but when it comes down to it, he’s all business.

H = Hair

Well-groomed but hairy. He has a lovely dusting of dark brown hair across his chest and down his stomach, thickening slightly around his navel where it transforms into a healthy happy trail and a decent bush around the base of his cock.

I = Intimacy

Incredible at intimacy, especially in the moment and during foreplay. The lead up to clothes coming off is hit or miss, but in the act, Price has his full attention on you. Lots of praise and appreciation for your body.

J = Jack off

Not a chronic masturbator, but certainly jerks himself off if you’re not available to take his dick.

K = Kink

Praise, primal, daddy, some forms of impact play, situational public sex

L = Location

A traditional man that likes to be at home while doing the act, but he won’t let an opportunity slip past him. He’s down to fuck at work if it’s a quickie, or take you in the back of his car.

M = Motivation

Physical affection gets him going. Wrap your arms around him, tease the back of his neck with your fingers, trace circles on his back. Intimate touch sends all the blood in his body down to his dick.

N = No

Piss play. Not into it.

O = Oral

Certified muncher/sucker. Price is a giver rather than a receiver though he won’t tell you no if you want to go down on him.

P = Pace

Price is the fast and rough type when he’s the one in charge. He might say sweet things to you, but you can bet he’s fucking your brains out at the exact same time.

Q = Quickie

Always down for a quickie. Hardly matters the time and place. Don’t need to say anything either. Present a hole for him and Price is diving right in.

R = Risk

Totally down to experiment as long as both parties are agreeable to the risk. Price is willing to try anything once but he won’t try something if you’re not into it.

S = Stamina

Decent stamina. He can go a few rounds but give the man some room to breathe between sessions.

T = Toys

Price does not own any toys. If he acquires any, it’s because you bought them, or you were insistent on trying some out. He won’t go out of his way to purchase them.

U = Unfair

Can be a bit of a tease, especially if he feels like edging you, but all of his teasing is really to get you going and turned on.

V = Volume

Price isn’t loud, but the man is a grunter/moaner. When he’s about to come, his eyes are closed and that man is moaning/groaning, completely lost in it.

W = Wild card

Dom!Price enjoys purchasing customized collars for his sub for all occasions. Real leather. Real metal. Engraved. Maybe some gems or diamonds.

X = Xtra

At first, Price didn’t understand the appeal to wearing a mask during sex, but after a few experiences with it, he grew to enjoy it, especially with how much you liked it. But he won’t ever admit that to Ghost or anyone on his team that he tried it out.

Y = Yearning

Price yearns for you all the time. No matter the time of day or night or the day of the week, Price is always thinking about you, and will accept any advances you send his way.

Z = Zzz

As a staunch post-sex cuddler, Price will absolutely crash out after sex quickly. Expect snoring, his arms around you, and don’t think about attempting to wiggle away from him. Any movement will only result in him pulling you close again. Won’t even wake up either.

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[kawhh]

Thinking ab Dark Boyfriend content… Q, Jack, Trev, they could all have me IDGAF.

An idea has been tickling my brain, dark bf and sweet sunshine gf. He loves her so much, everything he does is out of care and love for her, how sweet she is. Never wants her to get hurt, wants to keep her save and happy and at his side. BUT! That does not mean there aren’t moments where he gets angry… And that angry voice is just so scary!!

You can pick who you want this to be about, but how would that darker side of the boys deal with it if their girl was startled by the yelling, crying and running to hide away bc she can’t take it 🥺

Confirmed would be perfectly happy with every decision in my life if I found myself in the middle of all that goodness together. Borderline drooling at the thought.

I'll pick Q for this though, since I do think he'd be the best at dealing with your emotions and smoothing over situations. He's the most responsible and the most just, calm.

Warnings: slight angst, a softer dark!Quinn, passing out.

Saying that, I think he'd lose it and shout if you were being too selfless and it was having negative impacts on you.

He understands that he can't change you, doesn't want to take your caring side away from you. It's a big part of you and it's a big reason why he adores you, why he generally lets you do anything you need to do for people, even if he's concerned.

But he has limits.

He's been smothering his emotions inside himself, watching as you lose sleep because you want to help someone out. How exhausted you are after constantly staying up for things you aren't even getting thanked for. He understands you aren't doing it for praise and thanks, but you aren't getting a break, aren't getting anything back for what you're doing.

You're getting sick often from the stress and how you're stretching yourself too thin, fists clenching as he watches you sleep, the sweat on your forehead from your fever, the way you can't get comfortable, the way you mumble out words of concern about something else you have to do for someone.

It's driving him insane and he feels helpless. He can't express how mad and upset he is, you're too sweet, too gentle and fragile. You'll turtle and it'll make everything worse. But the frustration builds. It builds and it builds.

It's not until you pass out, hitting your head against the couch from sheer exhaustion, your body weak and waving the white flag, that he loses his shit.

Swearing as he rushes to grab you, trying to shield your body from falling further, you limp in his arms. Cupping your face, staring at you in panic. He's manic, checking everything he can. Your temperature, your pulse, everything. He can't fight the frustration any longer. He's had enough. You're going to end up in the fucking hospital at this rate.

Can't contain his angry words at you when your eyes blink open, his brain not operating like usual, so afraid for your health. His tone rougher and louder than it's ever been in his life. He's just so frustrated. So concerned. Accusing you of being an idiot, yelling about how you have no concern for yourself, angry about how you don't rely on him.

He doesn't process the tears in your eyes until you're fighting in his grip, finally registering the tear tracks on your face, the way your eyes widen, the way you unknowingly take advantage of his shock to run away, stumbling from the after effects of the fainting spell.

Staring at his hands in shock, trying to process how he reacted, the look on your face haunting him, the panic of your reaction overriding all his previous frustration with you. Regret painted on his face.

He's running after you, afraid for your health in your panic. You're in no state to be running after what happened, especially when you're upset. He can't give you space right now. He needs to fix this, to make sure you're okay.

He can't stand to see a look of pure fear on his girl's face. Grabbing blankets and your favourite stuffed rabbit before he gets to you. He knows where you are. He can hear the sobbing coming from the wardrobe. It's your favourite place to be when you're scared of thunder. He can't stand that he's given you another reason to be scared enough to hide there.

The way you look at him when he opens the door.. it feels like his heart is in a vice. Cautiously holding out the stuffed animal and blankets, letting you take them at your own pace. Afraid to touch you, to startle you. But he can't wait. He can't let you spiral.

He's waiting until you cuddle yourself under the blanket, using the rabbit as a defense wall, climbing into the wardrobe himself, cursing softly as he hits his head and limbs, not being built for the space.

He's not afraid to stay in there for hours with you, even if it'll make his muscles ache for a week. Gently leaning his head against your defense wall, his voice cracking as he murmurs his apologies, explaining why he was upset. He needs you to understand, but he also needs to make sure you know how much he regrets even slightly raising his voice.

You didn't deserve his anger, didn't deserve the explosion. He just cares so damn much. It tears him apart watching your health fall off a cliff, but anger was never appropriate. He should've discussed it with you the minute his feelings started bottling up.

He'll apologise every single day of his life for how he reacted, if you need him to. You're the most important thing in his life. He adores how much you care. He just needs you to give him a little of the weight from your shoulders. To let him help you.

He'll stay there until you touch him. Until you lean into him, extending the bunny towards him like your own peace offering, sniffling, but okay.

[the-original-skipps]

|| SFW Alphabet || Suo Hayato || Wind Breaker ||

this has been sitting in my drafts for a long long time almost to the point i forget about it becuz i have so many damn drafts so i decided im gonna finish them cuz its damn well time. plus i think rn is the right timing for this. welcome welcome old and new suo lovers!

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Suo's level of affection depends on whether you're indoors or outdoors. He is a private person who doesn't mind any form of affection as long as the doors are closed. However, he isn't against holding your hand or having a hand on your waist in public. If he's in a teasing mood, he'll slowly wrap his arms around you from behind or give you a kiss on your hand. Just to watch Sakura turn into a fire hydrant. Not a day goes by where he doesn't compliment you. Isn't above spreading the word on how talented and cute you are. He likes to show affection in the more subtle ways, such as opening doors for you and letting you enter first. Always walking beside you on the side of the sidewalk where the cars are. His eyes are always peered for anything that may cause you harm, quick to pull you behind him if any danger arises. Also when he stumbles upon the things you like, he'll bring it back just to see a smile on your face. 

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

I won't go into the details on how you met him but Suo is a kind and approachable man. It didn't take long for you both to become friends with his friendly banter and easy going smile. He's the type to always have your back whether it's physically or emotionally. He'll be a shoulder to cry on and a fist towards your enemies. Hope you can handle his teasing nature because he doesn't hold back.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

This is a secret towards his friends and basically everyone but he's kind of the cuddling type. Just the feeling of having you nestled in his arms brings warmth to his heart. He likes being the bigger spoon but he doesn't mind being the little one either. He likes to have you lying on his chest, legs tangled as he gently strokes your hair soothing you to sleep. On days he's feeling mischievous he'll tuck his head in the crevice of your neck from behind. Tickling you with his breathes or whispers. When he's feeling down he won't tell you but you'll know when you feel his arms around you a become a little tighter.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

When he finds the right person he'll definitely want to settle down. He doesn't date for fun and takes it seriously when he does. He dates in hopes he'll find his life's partner. He doesn't fall easily but when he does he will fall hard. Something tells me this man can do literally everything and cooking and cleaning are not exempted. He's a neat person and that will definitely apply to his living spaces. Will not leave a speck of dust untouched. When it comes to cooking, he's adept at all types of cooking. He's especially good at making Japanese or Chinese dishes. Not to mention he knows how to bake, pastries do go well with tea after all. You don't have to worry about getting hungry cause he'll make you whatever you're craving. At the same time keeping your room clean. He's definitely house husband material.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

It pains him to do so but he must. He wouldn't want to waste your time or his on a relationship he sees no future in. If he is not meant for you, your time should be better spent looking for someone who will be right for you. He's direct and simple about it, he'll try to soften his words and try to get you to see the bright side of it. However, once he's made up his mind there's no going back. Definitely the type to use the "it's not you, it's me" line.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Suo doesn't commit people easily, he has a quite a high wall he's built for himself to keep others out. No matter how friendly he seems. Before commitment comes trust. Which could take years, hypothetically speaking but once you break his trust once you'll never get it back. That commitment he'd have towards you, gone in an instant. However, once you've gotten over that phase he'll definitely see you as a life's partner and plan on one day marrying you. Though how I see it, you don't have to get to married to officially tie the relationship with him. Cause once he sees you're the one, you'll be tied together whether there are rings involved or not. He's not in a hurry but once he's gonna propose ー it'll definitely catch you by surprise.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they? How are they both physically and emotionally?)

We all know Suo is physically strong as hell, who can knock his enemies off their feet. However, when it comes to you he treats you like delicate porcelain. Being the gentleman that he is, he will of course treat you with the utmost gentle care. Can he be rough with you? If you're sure, he can. Just ask. Emotionally, I have a feeling he's not that strong. Hear me out, outside he looks cool as a cucumber but inside he feels things rather deeply. He just doesn't want to show or talk about it. Let's just say he cares strongly and will get emotional. You won't see it expressed but you'll see it in his eyes (eye). If you manage to break down his very high walls you'll be surprised at how vulnerable he actually is. 

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Why yes, Suo does like hugs-especially when they're coming from you. Rather than the giving type, he likes to be the receiver. He'll always be ready to receive your hugs with a smile on his face. Definitely likes it when you wrap your arms tightly around him, burying your face onto his chest. He can give out hugs too but that depends on where and when. He's most likely to give you back hugs, arms around your neck or waist. When he's emotional, he'll bury his face in your hair or neck. Remaining silent until he calms down. His hugs will always make you feel safe. The type of hug that screams "I'm here, I got you,". It's funny to imagine him back hugging you while he's giving someone he doesn't the stink eye. But you turn back to face him, he's all smiles and eye full of love towards you.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Wouldn't say that it will come quickly. He'll use the word "like" a lot especially to tease you but the word "love" is not easy for him to say. He doesn't trust people all that much and he's secretly scared that he might be the only one who feels that way. It's quite the vulnerable feeling. Once he's absolutely sure of you, he'll say it with all the love he can put into it. Also next time, he won't say he "likes" you but "loves" you.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Suo is a picture of calm, cool and collected. It's the undeniable truth. He's not a jealous person, he has faith in you and knows you'd never do anything to make him think otherwise. However, he's only human - moments of jealousy do happen once in a while. No matter how unbothered he may be. Suo trusts you. However, he doesn't trust the other person and their intentions. He'll be keeping a close eye on the other person, observing them, studying them until he decides if they're a threat or not. If they're not, he'd leave you to handle it. He trusts you after all. If they are. Suo doesn't hesitate to step in between you and the other person. With the same eerily smile of his but there's a scary look in his eye. He'd casually step in placing a hand on your back. His voice is as cheerful as ever as he asks if he can join in on the conversation. He'd opt for a peaceful resolution, but if things turn heated with no way out he doesn't mind getting a little physical. 

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Kisses from Suo will always manage to take your breath away. His kisses are soft but full of passion and love for you. He wants you to remember how much you mean to him every time he kisses you. His favorite places to kiss you are definitely your forehead and hands. You could be sitting on the couch watching tv and he'd walk past and give you a kiss on the forehead before going on his way again. He definitely likes to kiss your hand as a greeting or a goodbye. His lips linger a moment longer for goodbyes because he wants you to know he'd be missing you while you're both apart. For Suo's favorite place to be kissed. I can think of a couple of places where he'd like. His cheeks, his hands or on his eyepatch. When you kiss him on the cheek, you make butterflies erupt in his stomach. It always manages to bring a smile to his face. His hands and his eyepatch are more intimate in meaning. His hands are calloused from years of martial arts practice. His eyepatch which holds a special secret meaning to him. They're both places that tie into his past, you kissing them makes him feel you'd still love him despite what he's been through or done. 

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Suo doesn't have to do anything and children will come to him on their own - asking if he wants to play. You know the theory where children are more likely to stare at you when you're attractive? It happens to Suo all the time. In return, he'll give a smile and a wave at them. There was even a time where two elementary school girls fought over who gets to marry Suo first when they grow up. They were pulling on his jacket in a tug of war. You look on in amusement and laughter as he tries to diffuse the situation. Be assured that he'll be the perfect dad to your children. Who knows, maybe they'll prefer him over you?

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

If you're living with him. Unless you're a morning person, you'd often find yourself waking up alone. Suo has a scheduled routine that he follows down to a T, he'd wake up early to get ready for the day. Afterwards he'd meditate for a while and then he'd start breakfast for the both of you. Once he's finished with breakfast, he'd wake you up with a soothing voice and tons of kisses. Sometimes he'd relent and let you sleep in a little longer because you just look too adorable.   If you're not living with him. He'd send you a good morning text first thing when he wakes up, before he starts his extensive morning routine.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Nights with Suo are peaceful and relaxing, he makes sure that they are. After a long day, he wants you to unwind and relax to forget about today's worries. If you're living with him, you can expect to come home to dinner already prepared. All you have to do is sit at the table and eat with him. Once you're done he'd draw you a bath using his expensive bath oils and salts. Once you're both ready for bed, he'd offer a massage or lend an ear if you have any lingering worries. Before bed, a nice warm cup of chamomile tea brewed just for you. He wants you to go to bed with a calm and clear mind. He's the literal definition of dinner, a bath or me. If you're not living with him yet he'd shoot you a text asking how your day was. If it was a bad day, he'll drop everything to listen to your troubles. Even if you didn't have a bad day he's always down for a phone call. For him, hearing your voice is the best way to end his day.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Knowing Suo, it would take him quite some time to even consider revealing things about himself. He's a pretty secretive person after all. It's not that he doesn't trust you, he does! But he finds it hard to share such information about himself to another person. It's almost as if he's giving a part of himself away when he does this. So he's selective of who and when he does share things about himself.   It starts off small, like how he casually reveals his favorite color or how he actually hates natto. Gauging your reaction to see how'd you'd react to these things before he goes and reveals the bigger stuff. It's a very slow process but worth the wait because the things he'd reveal later on would shock you.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

You'd be surprised to know that this man can get pissed but just depending on the circumstance. When it comes to basic, real life every day troubles - nothing will phase this man. He just got caught in a downpour? Oh, well. His favorite tea is sold out? He'll just wait for it to restock. However, anything that has to do with his loved ones? It's a completely different story. He'd even get angry on your behalf. Especially if someone holds any ill intentions towards you. Someone could glare at you and Suo would return it with an even scarier glare. There's no question he'd pummel someone if they hurt you. 

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

It's not even a question. Suo remembers every single thing you've told him. Even the things you've said in passing or half mindedly. Your opinion on whether you think pineapples on pizza are okay? He remembers. He claims no information about you is insignificant in his eyes. They're all important to him because it's about you. It's kind of scary how he remembers the things you forgot or don't even know about. He's basically your very own encyclopedia. He doesn't mean to come off as a creep, he just can't help remembering things about you. If you want to know something about yourself, there's a great chance Suo knows about it better than you already do.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

What isn't a favorite moment for him? Not to be cheesy but Suo genuinely enjoys spending time with you. No matter how insignificant or small it may be. Lounging on the couch while watching a foreign film, or trying out a new recipe together. Though mundane, he does treasure these moments. If Suo had to pick a favorite moment in your relationship. Though many, he does remember one memory fondly. Suo had invited you for a picnic under the cherry blossom trees during spring. He could never forget the sight of you sitting under the trees while the pink petals dance around you. His breath was literally knocked out of his chest that day. The image forever seared into his mind.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Suo is very protective over you but that doesn't mean he won't allow your freedom. It doesn't matter if someone is trying to hurt you physically or mentally - Suo will be able to counter it. Someone wants to slap you? Suo will grab their hand before it even touches a hair on your head. Someone wants to insult you? Suo will have them crying without even using any swear words. You're protected in every way possible. Suo knows he can protect himself that he's sure of but sometimes things are beyond his reach. Even if he doesn't need you to, if someone bad mouths him and you refute it? His heart is already warming. Though he does appreciates the sentiment, he assures you he's perfectly fine of handling anything that comes his way.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

You best believe he is putting in all of his efforts. Suo doesn't slack especially when it comes to you. Even the mundane things like pouring you tea. He won't just pour you regular old tea. He's pulling out the expensive kind. So it's no brainer that important events such as anniversaries and birthdays will be handled with care. Though gifts are not always expensive and fancy, he'd put a lot of effort in selecting them. He'd even learn how to knit if he doesn't already know how just so he can gift you a knitted scarf to wear on a cold day. Every stitch filled with love from him. Only the best for his precious lover after all. 

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

You guys aren't gonna like hearing this but... He's manipulative and has a great way with words he's persuasive and he knows this. He has great control over it but sometimes he'll use this to make things go his way or to get someone to do what he says, all in his favor. The need to be in control - in knowing that he has the upper hand in a situation and that his opponents unknowingly dance on the palm of his hand. He'll decide their fate for them.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

You'll be surprised to know that he does care a lot about his appearance but not in a way that you think. He's not vain. He just wants to appear neat and proper. Your appearance is a reflection of your habits is what Suo likes to believe. His clothes must not have any wrinkles on them and his white shirt must be pristinely white. His hair, not a strand array and his posture always straight. He's not fussy about it but he likes to maintain his clean and proper state.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Suo was used to being alone, that is until you entered his life. As if you've carved a space within his heart, without you he's incomplete. He won't directly say it but, please don't leave him. He doesn't know if he can fill in the empty space you'll left behind if you do eventually leave him.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Suo really likes to watch foreign films, such as western films (Leonardo DiCaprio films) because he likes listening to a language, and how it sounds. It's a good learning experience for him. He just also generally enjoys watching movies.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

As stated in his character profile, Suo dislikes adults who act like children or basically people who don't act their age. He doesn't mind the occasional childishness, it's cute but push the act too far - he's bound to get annoyed. Another thing he wouldn't like is if someone tries to pry into his personal life or by asking him too many personal questions. He values his privacy dearly, if you're not up to a certain level of closeness with him - his lips are sealed shut. He's super against anyone who abuses their strength to hurt others or bully the weak, with great strength comes great responsibility after all. Also he hates natto with a passion.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Suo sleeps like a corpse, once he's asleep he will not move. His hands will be placed on his chest and his body lying on his back. You won't ever hear him snore, the most you'd hear is light breathing. He's a pretty light sleeper. Any noise or movement from you will have him waking up but once he's assured it's nothing he'll go right back to sleep. Try sneaking out of bed he'll know. He's also hyper aware if you're staring/looking at him. So if you're gonna try to get a glimpse of what's underneath his eye patch - he'll know.

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Finally the last of the Seven

Belphegor NSFW ALPHABET

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

*snore* mimimimimi *snore* mimimimimi *snore* mimimimi

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Tummy, chest, and hips are nice. How squishy and soft to cuddle with plush thighs to fit snugly around his throbbing dick grinding his hips and his sleep

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He loves the pump is cum inside He doesn't have to hear you nag about how messy he is. And he loves the feeling of your cunt doing all the work and milking his cock dry.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

May or may not have a sex doll that looks vaguely like you in his closet. May or may not also like animes and manga or the main character looks like you as well. May or may not as watched entire porn where the main character looks like you.

Must have been a coincidence....

A lot of coincidences...

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not as much as other demons but fucks you like he does. Would you believe him if he said he got everything from watching porn and hentai?

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Loves cowgirl, but a secret favorite is doggy style especially when you press your hips back against him hho do that and he's cumming buckets.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Please don't goof around Don't be annoying and bother song.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

No. Man is a jungle down there, Man takes care of it like once a month and it's not even him doing it... Poor Beleth.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

No, But if you want to be all romantic and cute who is he to say no.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Gooner 24/7, He treats his toys so oftenly and so roughly He has gone through a new pocket pussy every week. If only he had access to that cute little human hole then he wouldn't need to go out of his way to buy new toys.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Somnophilia

You would make him the happiest thing alive if he woke up to your hand stroking his cock and your mouth giving kitten licks to his tip.

FREE USE

If only he could have you all to herself he'll treat you so nicely. Wear that nice little maid outfit and be his personal maid, be a deer and give Beleth a nice forever break. He'll train you nice and good wherever he wants you will be on your knees. With you around he doesn't need his plastic toys.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

If he can sleep anywhere he can fuck anywhere,

The king of sloth truly has no shame.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Most of the time what turns him on Is the wet dreams that he wakes up from or when you're taking care of him and treating him like a king. He hasn't stopped thinking about The cute little submissive maid you became for two days.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Don't tell him what to do. There's nothing he hates more than you being so demanding. If you run your mouth, he'll shut it for you, and you won't like it.

He'll use your mouth like a fleshlight if you keep trying to talk back.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Receiving receiving receiving 100%. There's nothing better than someone sucking your dick. The only time he's giving is when you're sitting on his face (feels nice but too much work)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

His pace is whatever the fuck you wants it to be. If he wants to grind deep inside you he will, if he wants to fuck you like an object he will.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies are a lost concept on Belphegor. He's King, so what if anyone sees you? So what if the other Kings see you? What they'll see is his balls deep inside you, which is it is not really a displeasing thought.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

The only risk he takes is that if he's already into it he'll put in the effort. But usually any experimentation revolves planning, And that's something he doesn't want to do.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

His stamina is relatively short, but once he gets a rest,, he'll right back up crawling toward you. Just because he takes a little power nap while you feel his cock twitching against your squeezing walls doesn't mean he's done.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Belphegor has a whole collection of toys that makes Asmodeus impressed. Though They never usually last very long lol.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

No teasing too much work, And he doesn't like when you tease either. Stop being a brat and give him what he wants before he takes it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

LOUD!!! LOUD LOUD LOUD HAS NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE ELSE SLEEPING

Out of all the demons belphegor is the one most likely to share. Of course at the end of the day he would rather you be his. But he wouldn't mind if let's say Beleth And you gave him a little show.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Belphegor big cock red swollen and throbbing, balls swollen cut thick veins and of course piercings that rub against you just right making your toes curl. His cock has a slight curve that hits all the right places when he slides inside.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

When he isn't sleeping he is probably gooning let that sink in.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

*snore* mimimimi *snore*Mimimimimi

[beautifultypewriter]

Jack Abbot Fluff Alphabet

Requested: Nope

Warnings: None

Full credit to whoever created this template (I still don’t actually know who that is). Gif credit to the owner. Also, I changed the prompt for letter Q from quaint to quickstep.

Nothing to say other than I love him, your honor. And I have other The Pitt stuff coming out, so keep an eye out I guess. Hope I got his character right.

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

Jack loves your hands. He loves to feel your fingers running through his curls, he loves when your hand rests on his chest or his cheek or against his neck. He loves when you draw shapes on his back or when you run your fingertips over his arms. It’s so comforting to him. He loves to press his lips to your palm and thread your fingers together. The softness of your skin contrasted with the roughness of his own is something that he will never get over.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

The only family Jack needs is you. He has no desire to have children. He already has so much going on in his life that he does not need the added stress that children bring. He’s completely content to live the rest of his life with just you and him and maybe a dog or two. That being said… if it were to happen, a surprise, unexpected thing that you want to keep… he’s 100% in. He will follow your lead and will always be there for you and for your child. It might not have been the plan, but he’s not upset. He’s a little worried, don’t get me wrong, but he’s not mad and he has no regrets about the situation.

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

Jack likes to wrap his arms around you whenever you cuddle. He likes feeling you close to him. He can’t decide if he prefers when your back is pressed to his chest or when you two are facing each other. Because when you’re face to face, he gets to look at you. He gets to see every small change in your expression, he gets to look into your eyes, he gets to brush your hair behind your ear, he gets to count your eyelashes. Your hands are resting gently on his back, tracing shapes or just moving slowly up and down and he swears he’s going to fall asleep. On the other hand, when your back is pressed to his chest, he gets to pull you in closer. He gets to hold your hands where they rest on your stomach, he gets to bury his face in your neck as the scent of your shampoo invades his senses. Both options are great to him, so he doesn’t really make requests. He lets you decide. Unless he’s had a really rough day and he needs to hold you close, but also maintain some distance. Then it’s back to chest.

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

Sometimes your schedules don’t line up very well and so you have mini dates that consist of lunch break walks through the park or a coffee date in the hour between his shift starting and you going home. He feels bad whenever you two have these kinds of dates because he thinks you deserve so much more than a quick cup of coffee or a 20-minute walk, but you insist that any time spent with him is perfect. He smiles, but in his head he’s planning a grander date to make it up to you. Speaking of, when the stars align and the two of you are able to have a proper date night, as he calls it, it’s never just one stop. It’s dinner and a movie or it’s drinks and live music. You two are making the most of the extended time you have. He’ll never forget the time you asked him to take you on an ice cream date. He was confused because you just wanted to grab some ice cream? That was it? Was that even really a date? You had laughed and insisted it was, but if he really wanted to then you guys could walk around the park too. And that’s what you did. You walked through the park, ice cream cones in hand, talking about how the week had been. You were more focused on the conversation and so your ice cream had started to melt and spill all over your hands, which led to you frantically trying to eat it all before it got on your shirt. Jack just watched you for a moment, laughing at your wide eyes and slightly panicked hopping. He handed you a few napkins, helping you clean your sticky hands before he was leaning in and kissing the ice cream from your lips. Your cone was quickly forgotten about as you kissed him again. Also you guys go bowling. Like a lot. It’s probably your favorite thing the two of you do.

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

Peace.

This man carries so much on his shoulders and while he is working on himself, going to therapy and figuring out how to handle everything and let things go, nothing has been as calming for him as you have been. You understand him and you understand what he needs on his rough days and there is nothing he appreciates more. Nothing that brings tranquility to his chaotic world more. That understanding.

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

He knew he was in love with you when Dana and Robby were eyeing him as he finished up a few reports at the end of his shift. His foot was tapping against the floor as he mumbled to himself, thinking it would make him work faster. Robby was smirking as he looked over to his friend, “You got somewhere to be, brother?” Jack didn’t spare him a glance as he scoffed. Robby laughed, “Never seen you so agitated while finishing a report.” Dana shoved her elbow into Robby’s side, ignoring his grunt. “Leave him alone. He’s got someone special to get to.” She smiled at him as she stepped away to check on the other nurses as they arrived for shift change. Robby was still smirking as Jack stopped typing completely. You are special and he knows that, but also you are special. The most special person in his life. The one he knows he wouldn’t be able to survive without. It hits him like a freight train and he’s quick to write the last sentence of his report and grab his backpack. He gives Robby a quick goodbye before he rushes out of the ED, wanting nothing more than to be in bed with the one he loved.  

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

So gentle. All of his movements are calm and calculated. He’s sure and confident and his movements are slow and light, but at the same time strong. He holds you with steady hands that ground you, but make you feel like you’re made of glass at the same time. He’s careful with you because he loves you and he wants to make sure that you know.

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

As previously stated, Jack loves your hands, so of course he loves to hold your hand. And he’ll hold your hand at any time and any place. He doesn’t care about what’s going on or who is around. That man is holding your hand. Whenever the two of you are out together, he’s reaching out to lace his fingers with yours. He does it so nonchalantly that most of the time, nobody around you even realizes that he’s holding your hand. He doesn’t look at you, he doesn’t say anything, he just takes your soft hand in his own and goes about his business. If you’re paying attention though, which you always are, you can see the corner of his mouth twitch when you give his hand a gentle squeeze.  

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

The first time you and Jack met, you had this calm and light vibe that he noticed right away. So much of his life is rushed and chaotic and the people around him are always moving and working, but you were stationary. It made him stationary too. Everything else kind of melted away and he realized that he wanted to be around your energy for as long as possible. He liked the lightness with which you carried yourself and he wanted to know you.

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

He does not. Jack is very secure in you and in your relationship. He is a cool and confident man. He doesn’t let little things like someone else flirting with you bother him because he knows that you’ll be in his bed, in his arms at the end of the day. He will glare at people from across the room, that’s just him.

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

Jack’s kisses are strong and sure. He looks into your eyes as he moves in slowly, his hand moving to rest on your cheek, grounding both of you in the moment, before he’s pressing his lips to yours.

He initiated the first kiss. It was fairly early in your relationship, which was a little surprising to you, but you weren’t complaining. The two of you had just finished dinner and Jack insisted on walking you home. You made easy conversation as you walked and the closer you got to your building, the slower the two of you seemed to walk. Jack wasn’t ready to leave your side, and you wanted to listen to his voice for a while longer. Unfortunately, you reach the front of your building, and you’re forced to stop. At first the two of you just stand there awkwardly, not knowing what to do or say. As you’re about to say your goodbye and head into the building, Jack steps closer to you. You hold your breath as he looks into your eyes, both of his hands moving to rest on your cheeks. You gulp as he leans closer, pausing just shy of your lips to check that you want this too. When you make no move to pull away from him, he closes the gap and kisses you. You respond immediately, your lips moving together in perfect harmony as your hands move to rest on his shoulders.

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

You did. You’re on his couch, halfway through a movie that neither of you are really paying much attention to. Jack is trying to keep his eyes open as you’re biting your lip, trying to figure out if you should say what’s been on your mind all night. Finally, you decide to just do it. What’s the worst that could happen? You don’t look at him as you speak, choosing to keep your eyes trained on the screen, “Jack?” He hums and you take a deep breath, “I love you.” He tenses and you’re sure you’ve just ruined the best relationship you’ve ever had. A minute passes and then two. You’re praying that he’ll say something, but the silence stretches. You need to leave. You mumble incoherently as you attempt to rise from the couch, but Jack’s grip is strong as he pulls you back. His other hand moves to your cheek and he’s gently turning your face towards him. His eyes are wide as he stares at you, his mouth a straight line. You feel like you’re going to be sick until you feel his warm lips press against your own. His kiss is strong as his hand slides down to rest on your neck. He pulls back slightly, staring into your eyes again as a small smile slips onto his lips, “I love you.”

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

Jack had just finished another tough shift, handing off his patients to Robby and getting out of the ED as quickly as he could. He just wanted to go home and relax. As he pushed open the door to his apartment, he caught sight of your shoes, perfectly placed on the shoe rack in the entryway, and he remembered that 12 hours ago as he was getting ready to leave for work, you were sitting at his kitchen island. He was facing the opposite direction of you as he busied himself with his thermos, the question he wanted to ask getting stuck in his throat. You hummed to yourself as you passed an apple over to him. He chuckled as he took it, some of the tension leaving him, “Will you be here when I get back?” He refused to look at you. He wasn’t sure if you were at this point in your relationship yet and he worried about the look on your face. There was a beat of silence before your quiet voice was floating through the air, “Do you want me to be?” He hesitated for only a moment before he nodded, his gaze on the apple still in his hands. He felt your arms wrap around his middle and your chin rest on his shoulder, “Then I’ll be here.” And you were. Your shoes were on the shoe rack, and you were still in his apartment, waiting for him. He dropped his backpack and slipped his own shoes off before he slowly moved into the living room. It was empty, as was the kitchen, so he moved over to his bedroom. Slowly, he pushed the door open, not wanting to disturb your peace, and stepped into the room. You were cuddled up in his bed, the blanket pulled up to your chin and a serene look on your face. Jack stood there and watched you for a moment, thinking that he had never seen a more beautiful sight and knowing that he could get used to this view.

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

Jack definitely does not spoil you. Like it’s just not at all who he is, but like he’s really protective, so he does the weirdest things. Like he’s giving you pocketknives every other day and always making sure that they’re sharp and in good condition. He’ll definitely get up before you, man barely sleeps, and make breakfast before you’re even up. He sets it out on the table so it’s completely ready for you when you do get up and then he’ll sit and sip his coffee while you eat. He'll clear your plate when you’re done, even if you insist that you can do it yourself. You know what? I take it back. He does spoil you. In his own Jack way, he spoils you.

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

Lilac.

Whenever Jack sees the light, airy lilac color he’s immediately reminded of your tranquility and gentleness. You are soothing and emotional. You bring him peace and love and he can’t help the lightness that fills his chest when he thinks of you.

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

Sweetheart is a big one for Jack. It’s mumbled quietly next to your ear when he crawls into bed with you and wraps you in his arms. Sweetheart is slipping past his lips as he says goodbye to you before going into work. It’s said between laughs as you try to get him to dance with you at the bar where you had met him and his coworkers for a quick drink. It’s second nature to him. That’s who you are. His sweetheart.

Q = Quickstep (How do they feel about dancing?)

Jack is not a dancer. He never has been and never will be. If you take him to a wedding, you can expect to be dancing with your friends and family because he is parking himself in his chair and he’s not moving. For as much as he dislikes dancing, he loves to watch you dance. The way you move with confidence and grace, a huge smile on your face as you feel the music. He thinks it’s beautiful. He loves how you let yourself move so freely. He could watch you dance all day. At weddings and at the bar, he is staying far from the dance floor, but at home, if you play your cards right, you can convince him to sway with you in the living room. You’ll pick the perfect song, a slow and calm one and you’ll step in front of him where he’s sitting in his recliner. He’ll pretend not to notice you at first, but you’ll bend down so that your eyes meet, and he’s done for. You’ll flash a smile and hold your hands out. He’ll heave a sigh, but he’ll get to his feet and wrap you in his arms. Your head will rest on his shoulder as you move in slow circles, the song carrying through the otherwise quiet apartment. He’ll smile into your neck, holding that much tighter.

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

This man is not moving from the couch if he doesn’t have to. Rainy days can be very aggravating for him and his leg, so if he can help it, he prefers to stay in. Something that you don’t mind at all. You wake up and you can hear the patter of rain against the window, and you smile, knowing that Jack will want to stay in. Quietly, you get out of bed, making sure not to disturb your sleeping lover, and make your way to the living room. You set up a movie, you light a candle, and you throw blankets and pillows onto the couch. Then you make your way to the kitchen to cut up fruit and put the kettle on to boil. When you hear Jack moving around in the bedroom, you pour hot water into two mugs and carry the fruit into the living room. He emerges to see you placing the tray onto the coffee table. He glances to the window and notices the rain rolling down the glass. He smirks as his eyes move back to you, “Movie day?”

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

We all know where Jack ends up when he’s sad. He’s on the roof and you’re pushing open the door and making your way over to him. He doesn’t turn and you don’t say anything as you lean against the railing. Jack appreciates that. He appreciates that you don’t try to force him into conversation before he’s ready. You let him have his moment, but never alone because you want him to know that’s he’s not alone. You’re always going to be right there next to him, and he can lean on you whenever he needs to. When he’s ready, he climbs back under the railing and you wrap your arms around him, letting him find comfort in your embrace. When you’re sad, he’s yapping. He doesn’t even fully know what he’s saying, but he’s trying so hard to make you feel better that whatever comes into his head is leaving his mouth. Sometimes you have to tell him to shut up and he will. He’ll give you whatever time you need, staring intently at you to see if your mood shifts and he needs to offer comfort again.

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

This man is a certified yapper. I don’t make the rules. He loves to hear about your day, and he loves to ask you questions. He doesn’t like to talk about the hard parts of his job, but he loves to tell you about the lighter moments of his day, like when Shen dropped his coffee in the parking lot or when Robby knocked over a stack of patient files right before he left for the night. He’ll tell you about the crazy patients or the times his coworkers annoyed him. He’ll tell you about how he missed you while he was gone, about how he thought of you all night and how he couldn’t wait to get home to you. He’s always filling the quiet moments with chatter, little things like I love you or you look beautiful or guess what the med student did today. I think the silence is both needed and too much for him. Sometimes he needs those moments of quiet solitude to reflect and to work through things, but at the same time the quiet can be really distressing for him. That’s when the bad thoughts can creep in and it doesn’t matter how many coping skills he has, they don’t always work. That’s when he starts chattering, usually about nothing so important, just a way to fill the silence and to remind himself that you’re there. I think when the two of you lay down together, with your back to his chest and his arms wrapped tightly around you, that’s when he’ll talk about the heavy stuff. When he feels safe, with you close, he’ll share those hard moments, just so he can get them out of his own head. You listen without interruption, just your fingertips running gently over his arm to keep him grounded.

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

Candles. He won’t say it out loud, but he loves when you light one of your candles in the living room. He’ll be sitting on the couch or in his recliner with his glasses on and his latest book in his hands, but he’s tense. He can’t quite let go of the day, can’t get completely comfortable no matter how many times he adjusts his legs or fluffs the pillow behind him. You stroll into the room and immediately you can see that he’s having a hard time relaxing. You don’t say anything as you light your brand-new candle and grab a blanket from the wicker basket in the corner. Jack’s eyes are on his book as he lifts one arm and you sit next to him, draping the blanket over both of your laps. His arm rests on your shoulder as you snuggle into his side and you can feel him relax against you, the smell of vanilla swirling around the room.

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

This is hard because for as much stress and doubt that his job brings, Jack is truly a very good doctor. Deep down he knows this, though he doesn’t let it go to his head, but I don’t know that he feels particularly proud of the fact. I think there’s some pride there, but it stems from how much he cares and how hard he works, not from his actual skill. I don’t think he would ever say any of this though. It’s a not even fully formed thought that he keeps to himself.

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

It’s a quiet moment. It’s a quiet and private moment meant only for the two of you. Jack had just gotten home from a long shift and instead of going straight to bed to cuddle with you before you had to get up for work, he went to the kitchen. He was as quiet as possible as he made your favorite breakfast, hoping that he would be done before you woke up. His hopes were answered as he plated up the food at the same time that the bedroom door opened. He turned to see you walking into the kitchen mid-yawn and your pajamas slightly disheveled. He couldn’t help the smile that spread over his lips as he watched you make your way to the table. You gave him a look as if to say, ‘where were you?’ and he chucked as he pushed the plate to you as an explanation and an apology. You smiled at him and dug into the food, humming quietly as the taste hit your tongue. Jack watched you eat as he sipped some orange juice, his hand twitching at his side. Then you looked up at him again and he felt his heart jump. He could do this. With a shaky hand, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a small box. His hand was more sure as he placed the box on the table and slid it over to you. Your fork clattered against the plate as your eyes widened, and you stared at him. He smiled at you and nodded to the box. Now your hands were shaking as you reached for it and flipped open the lid. A gasp broke the silence and tears welled in your eyes. Jack reached out and took the ring from its place in the box to gently slide it onto your finger.

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)

Chiquitita – ABBA

There are heavy moments in your lives. Hard things that have a great effect on him and on you, but you’re there to remind each other that the sun will shine again and that you can move on from these things. You’re there for each other, to help each other heal and to get through whatever life throws at you.

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

Before he met you, Jack was pretty sure that he wouldn’t ever get married again. He figured he had gotten his one great love and he had contented himself with the thought of not having something so serious again. But then you waltzed into his life and made yourself a home in his heart, one he was most willing to let you have and he started to realize that he could have something beautiful and serious and wonderful with you. He liked waking up next to you and he liked cooking you breakfast. He liked hearing you padding around the apartment and seeing your toothbrush next to his. He liked getting to hold you in his arms in the early morning and he liked going to the grocery store with you. So yeah, he thinks about putting a ring on your finger and with each passing day, that thought terrifies him less and less.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

Originally, I was going to say that Jack would get a dog. He’d feel guilty about the time he has to spend away from you, so he’d ask if you wanted some company in the form of a furball. You’d agree and the two of you would go to a shelter and adopt an older dog, one who is settled and doesn’t require training. And that’s all well and good, but now I’m thinking that he would definitely get a turtle. Like it’s really lowkey, but also a nice companion to have around. Yeah. You’d get both. And they’d be best friends.

[bookshelf-dust]

no trace of skin left unkissed

art donaldson x fem!reader

gif by @jennacrtega

word count: 2,072

warnings: swearing, flirting, a little suggestiveness/allusions to intimacy/sexy stuff, but otherwise this is pure fluff

synopsis: art wants you to play tennis with him. and when you do, it only cements how whipped for him you really are. only in competition with how whipped he is for you, of course.

a/n: hello!!! i’ve been sitting on this idea for at least a month now, simply because i just couldn’t get my fingers to do the typing and my brain to do the storming! but alas, i have finished it, and i’m super super soooo happy with how it turned out. this is the first thing i’ve written for art, but i think i got a good handle on his mannerisms. i’m all giddy just because i enjoyed writing this so much. i hope you enjoy reading it!! <33

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“What are you doing? Why are you blushing? Stop blushing. You are not into this.”

Your boyfriend removes his hat from where it sat perched the wrong way round on his head. He shoves it on yours instead, his warm fingers brushing your forehead as he tightens the strap for you. 

His grin is downright sinister. “You’re into it when it’s me. I don’t look nearly as good in a skirt.”

Your hand shoots out, on a mission to slap the shit out of your boyfriend’s arm, but he senses the rift in space and time, catching your wrist before it makes contact with him. Art uses that leverage to pull you forward, his lips crushing against yours. 

“Mm!” you yelp, suddenly way too interested in his mouth to fuss over his choice in distraction technique. 

Art has this way of kissing where it’s like he needs you to consume him, like he needs to press all of his affection for you directly into each slot of his lips over yours. He needs you to know you’re the only person in the world, and when he kisses, he’s determined to lose sight of anything other than you. 

The only downside to this is that each time he pulls away, you’re forced to recalibrate. 

“But seriously, does it fit okay? ‘Cause I looked at the labels for some of your leggings and stuff and then had Tashi help me pick it out,” Art breathes.

You look down, smoothing your hands over the pleats of your skort. “The fact that Tashi supervised makes me feel a lot better.”

Art’s expression shifts, his brows scrunching and his lips taking a downward turn. “What, you don’t trust me?” The lilt in his voice is nothing short of teasing. 

“I trust Tashi’s ability to pick out something practical for the tennis lessons you’ve decided to give me.” 

You shoulder your bag, push your sunglasses up your nose so they settle right into that little sweet spot. You smell like sunscreen and vanilla shampoo, and Art can’t even process the fact that you're giggling your way out the front door. 

That and his eyes are glued to the way your skirt bounces with each of your steps. Tashi picked out a lightweight, baby pink tennis dress for you. It has shorts built in, and the sweetest little ruffled hem. 

“Wait, you think I’m gonna put you in something all flouncy, a-and,” he snaps his fingers, “what’s the word for it?”

“Slutty? Yes, Art. You see something short and scandalous and your eyes bug out of your head.” Your hands shoot out in little bursts like baby fireworks. “See? They’re doing it right now,” you laugh. 

Art pouts. Literally. His plump bottom lip juts out and you have the urge to bite it. “Hey. Don’t be mean to your tennis coach. I’m a gentleman.”

You snort. “Then open the door and lead the way, Mr. Donaldson.”

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“You know, I think I like watching you play tennis a whole lot more than I enjoy actually being on the court.”

Art catches the ball you’ve just smacked in his direction. Your brows furrow, confused as to why he’s stopping. 

“Hold this for a sec,” Art says, a suspicious lilt to his voice. The tacky grip on his racket is damp from his sweaty palms. You almost want to make a joke about how you're holding the Art Donaldson’s tennis racket. Almost.

But then the man in question pulls off his shirt. It takes a little effort, considering the heat of the day. You watch as he peels it away from his sweat-slickback, revealing the prettiest spattering of freckles across his skin. 

The sunlight reflects off of his pale complexion, making him look almost…ethereal. You’re starting to understand why Icarus flew directly into the sun. 

Art flips his hat so that it’s backwards and tosses his damp shirt on top of your bag perched sweetly in the corner. The smile he gives you is sick. 

He looks down, nodding at his own bare chest. “This help, baby? A little motivation for you?”

Art picks up another ball, bouncing it up and down as he struts your way. He grabs hold of the net separating the two of you and leans into your space. His blonde hair sticks out in little tufts around his ears and forehead. 

You fan yourself with your hand. “Hmm. Maybe. Gives me motivation to kick your pretty ass.”

He laughs, pearly white teeth reflecting the bright afternoon sun. “Yeah?”

“Yeah.” You press your lips to Art’s in a quick fashion. You can taste the sweat on his upper lip, smell his deodorant when he raises his arm to cup your jaw. “It’s not fair that you get to be pretty and good at tennis.”

Art feels your clammy fingers brush his as you take the ball out of his hand. He backs up, grinning endlessly. 

“Remember what I told you. Put the ball against the racket like that. Feel it out. You gotta figure out which serve feels best for you. What works for me won’t be the same for you.”

It feels so strange to hold the ball in your non-dominant hand, knowing if you even want the ball to reach Art’s side of the court you’ll have to toss it high enough that you can successfully hit it. 

Your hand-eye coordination surely isn’t winning you any awards, but your first toss isn’t horrible. A little low and definitely not a straight shot, but it’s high enough that you manage to both hit it and have it reach Art. 

He doesn’t say anything, not when he recognizes that look in your eye. This is something he wanted to try with you, something you could do together without any of the stress or socializing that usually accompanies tennis. 

Your tongue pokes out from between your lips, the skin much more swollen and plump than usual due to the heat. They look like they do early in the morning, when you’ve coaxed each other awake and he kisses you until you can’t breathe. Full and slick and enticing. 

Art goes decidedly easy on you, but you’re having fun. 

The longer you play, each time a breeze hits the backs of your knees and Art lets out one of those noises you love to tease him about, you start to see why he and Tashi and Patrick love this so much. 

There’s a solid ten minutes where neither of you lose the ball, lose your rhythm. You’re completely focused on making sure that ball hits your racket. It’s almost liberating, being somewhat mediocre at this. 

Art, on the other hand, isn’t focused at all. He’s doing his best to keep up with you, but he can’t get over how good you look right now. 

The pleats of your skirt bounce with each of your steps, each of your little hops when he hits it just too high. There’s a sheen of sweat glistening on your neck and collarbones, making you look like a fucking goddess. 

Not to mention how pretty you look in his hat. In clothes he bought for you. And he can’t help himself each time you bend to pick up the ball or get a sip of water, because he gets to see the slightest bit of skin at the tops of your thighs, the little creases left permanently in your skin where the fat of your ass meets the slope of your leg.

You catch on after a while, seeing his eyes drag over your bare legs, your chest, your neck. You smack the ball particularly hard, a hit Art should’ve taken in stride, but instead, he misses. The ball makes a pinging sound as it hits the chain link fence and bounces down the court. 

You toss your head back and laugh. 

That’s all it takes for Art to drop everything and grab hold of your legs, tossing you over his shoulder. You’ve been poking at his ribs, telling him how you can’t concentrate when he’s looking at you, but he was insane to think he’d be fine to play tennis with you. 

He can’t concentrate worth a shit. Not when you look like that and are looking at him like that and you’re smacking his ass and laughing so hard and fuck—he could marry you right now. 

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A wet towel slaps against Art’s ass. “You look like a slut in those underwear, Donaldson.”

He looks at you over his shoulder, hands in the dresser drawer. “Are you complaining?” he asks. 

You splay out across the mattress, feeling the cool comforter against the soft of your belly where your shirt has ridden up. 

“Me? Oh no, just complimenting you,” you quip.

Art lets out a small snort, pulling a pair of plain cotton pajama pants up his legs. You watch as his fingers tie a quick knot at the waist. 

His eyes are on you, blue irises unforgiving, but there’s the tiniest lift at the corner of his mouth. It’s not something you’d notice if you hadn’t spent so much time learning his mannerisms. 

“I like your slutty underwear,” you say. 

Art moves toward the edge of the bed, lowering himself onto his knees so that he’s level with your face. You watch his collarbones shift under his skin as he reaches up to cup your cheeks. 

“I like your slutty underwear too, princess.” He reaches one arm behind you to smack the swell of your ass. Your panties aren’t really slutty. Just dainty. Lace and whatnot. Art’s hand lingers on your bum just long enough for him to give it one good squeeze. 

His chest is directly in your face. You take the chance to lean forward, nipping at the skin over his ribs. His hips are soft beneath your hands, freckles covering almost every inch. 

Art’s brow furrows as he looks down at you. “Hey, hey. Why are we so bitey tonight?” he asks, lowering himself back onto the rug in front of you. He starts peppering your face with kisses. They’re gentle and sweet, yeah. But the way he paces them, the way he makes sure you can feel the drag of his nose, his lashes, against your face makes them sensual. They give you goosebumps. 

When he kisses your lips, you make sure to gently pinch his bottom one between your teeth. “They’re called love bites for a reason, lovey.”

You let your arms stretch out in front of you, your chest hitting the mattress. Your hands smooth over Art’s shoulders and up to his neck. You pretend not to notice the flush your chosen pet name has given him. Patrick would have his ass if he heard that. 

You raise your gaze to meet his. “And you deserve so many of those sweet bites for giving me such a fun day today.”

Art’s nails scratch over your neck and you stifle a moan. “Yeah? You enjoyed it?”

You nod, biting on the inside of your cheek. Art taps his thumb on your jaw, signaling for you to quit before you hurt yourself. 

“Maybe we could do it in one of those air-conditioned places next time? It’s too fucking hot for that.”

He chuckles, slotting his lips over yours once again. His brow furrows, and you can practically feel him pressing his affection into you. When he pulls away, he wipes the dampness from the corner of your mouth. 

“You know we can,” he starts. “It’s always better in the fall, too.”

Your stomach flips with the urgent need for him. He’s too perfect, and he’s too far away from you. He should never be that far.

You put your hands on his sides and add the slightest bit of pressure, as if you’re going to hoist him up. He gets the memo and stands. 

For a moment, the image of him towering over you, looking at you with those doe eyes, makes you forget every thought that was previously in your head. Art’s hands fall to your sides, mimicking your moves from seconds before, and you allow him to maneuver you onto your back so he can settle on top of you. 

“And next time, princess?”

You hum, preoccupied with the weight of him above you. His hand cups your chin, encouraging you to make eye contact with him. 

“Next time, that cute skirt stays on when we get home.”

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note: none of the gifs or images i use are mine! i get most of my images from pinterest or here, and gifs from about the same. please let me know if i ever don’t credit someone properly!

rb banner by @steph-speaks

[lc-birdie]

I would love to read your thoughts on Shen

Ok this is me slightly projecting but I see alot of myself in Shen (or Shen in me)

Some Background

From the jump, we see Shen as this almost too calm character; to the point, some thought he would be out of his depth and incapable of handling the MCI. That quickly gets pushed back into no hes just a cool-headed (probably jaded) doctor that is self-assured and confident in his abilities and capabilities. He's also the "utensil specialist" which I'm taking to mean he's prob been 'forced' to remove a utensil or 2.

Headcanons (sfw)

He's the type that really studies his partner bc that's what he's already programed to do; he's made it this far to being an attending and still listens to medical history podcasts. he's dedicated to his passions and his partner would be one of those. i.e. he knows all the lil quirks the twitches in your sleep, the way you take your coffee, your under the weather meal. All the things that makes his person tick

I can see him being very clingy but not into PDA. at home he's going to be attached to you like a second skin. you're washing the dishes he's wrapping his arms around you and resting his head against you. you're cleaning, he's 2 steps away working in tandem with you. watching TV on the couch, at minimum needs your feet resting on his lap but more often than not he's going to be laid across the couch with his head in your lap asking for you to scratch his head.

However PDA is a no-go. He has moments where he's kinda jokey and a lil awkward (when he joked about getting the holidays off) and immediately backed away from the joke when he felt push back. PDA kinda puts too much attention/opinion(?) his way. like he wouldn't wanna be perceived in an unfavorable way.

He's gotta be stubborn as shit. For him to be a healthcare worker for atleast 6 years (med school+residency) and still using the "q-word" yk he's been scolded multiple times for that shit and still does it. he's going to have his particular ways to household stuff

He's also gotta be a home-body. he admitted himself that the only thing he had going on was his interest in medical history and he works nights. that doesn't leave alot of time for normal people activities nor the energy really so I see him wanting someone who's gonna be chill with him

Headcanons (NSFW)

He studies his partner so obviously he's going to know just how to get them off. from the first time onwards, he is going to keep notes on likes and dislikes, favorite positions, which surfaces give him the best access, etc

Along with the clinginess, obviously turning into cuddling after sex. I think it would also manifest into marking. He's gonna want to leave little love bites, maybe so bruises on the hips where he might have gone a lil too hard one night, in places where only he has access to seeing them

he's definitely a giver. he wants his partner to be thoroughly pleased and begging for more

also definitely into cockwarming, like just let him be close to you. he'll lock his arms around you, holding you to his chest, planting lil kisses on your head and the sides of your face

kinda unserious in bed. he obviously is going to want to make his partner feel good but wouldn't be the "daddy/sir" type. he's going to laugh to himself when one of yalls hip cramps a lil or when a weird noise just kinda happens. the whole act is going to have a more tender and chill atmosphere

wildcard: he's a biter but like in a cuteness aggression type of way like "fuck I love you so much I just need to bite your shoulder or arm or whatever is accessible

IDK this went longer than I expected and I'm probably going to expand more later. 💖

[kyri45]

✨ShadowPeach Bio Parents Bio AU Q&A! 23/12✨

Welcome to the Q&A! A space where I can answer related or similar question about the Shadowpeach Bio Parents AU! If you submitted your ask anonimously, then you’ll have to check the whole post if it’s answered here, if it’s not, worry not! Your asks might have been used for a future comic or just in the queue~

@boonalina ha chiesto: Question: Why does Wukong's biblically accurate form have two faces? Also, was there some inspiration for you that made you want to design him like that? (Since I know he doesn't have any canonical Kaiju form in LMK) Also also, DAMN that Kaiju fight was so freaking pretty!! The colors were so well done!

thank you!! He has 3 actually, but in the panels you can see 2 bc the third is facing away from the camera aha.

Anonimo ha chiesto: would you make a Shadowpeach bio parents au zine?

yes I would. But it requires an enormeous amount of organization, plus you need multiple people to organize a zine, from contacting, to marketing, to production, to logistic etc… I don’t have the time right now as I’m already working.

@stro-lmk-enjoyer ha chiesto: Head canon that Red Son uses/used to use the ‘rubber duck’ method while working. The rubber duck method is: when making something by yourself you may get stuck/stressed out because you can’t find a solution to a problem. Have a rubber duck on your desk just so you can verbally explain your problem, which could help you solve it by actually hearing it out loud. But a side effect of this is now Red Son will talk to himself while he works, even if it does help it still freaks his parents out hearing him mumbling to himself when they pass his room. Just something I learned recently when watching a video about writing a characters backstory 👍 I thought you might like this too! Bye <3

i know need Red Son just talking about project to a cute rubber duck and MK finding it adorable.

Anonimo ha chiesto: Will LBD come back ? Even if it is just in a dream ?

maybe

Anonimo ha chiesto: how old is MK ? Like 18-21 ???

almost 22.

@haru7110 ha chiesto: IS MEI IMMORTAL LIKE MK AND REDSON IN THE SHADOWPEACH AU??? I NEED TO KNOW!! Fornoreasonwhatsoeverobviouslyhahahahaha (angst purposes)

no Mei is not immortal, but I would guess she has a lifespan slightly longer than average bc of her family.

@cutvdo ha chiesto: When you first draw Red Son in his human form he looked small, but later he looks bigger (probably from you getting more comfortable drawing him). I like to think he changed his human form a bit because he found out MK likes big man

this is the best conclusion ever. He would fr fr

Anonimo ha chiesto: Guess you could say MK got his own personal monkey tree

omfg-

@aizieweex ha chiesto: Hey Kyri!!! I LOVE your art, aaaand thanks for the recent repost of my animatic (or animatik?...I honestly don't know which is more correct, I'm not a native speaker at all), I literally screamed, lol (And still screaming). I wanted to ask, how many parts of the comic are you counting on? Do you already have a certain planned number of chapters? Anonimo ha chiesto: Hello! How long will the shadow peach bio parents au be?

there will be 9 parts in total. I don’t know the exact number of chapters left but I can assume around 30.

@copyrightedbystarkindustries ha chiesto: Love your art!!! Are you planning on putting shadowpeach au stuff on your redbubble in the future?

Yes I do! But first I need to finish my job which will be more or less on the 20th of January.

Anonimo ha chiesto: Does MK use a glamour to hide some scars or something his parents aren’t supposed to find out about ?

yes

@twilight-bai-he ha chiesto: When you said during the livestream that MK will have a new outfit when he is magical girl, What do you mean by that ?

that he will eventually own a new outfit as “official outfit” let’s say. That isn’t his temporary fighting outfit he has now.

@magician-kitty ha chiesto: You think Mac will get more flustered now that Wukong’s more muscular thanks to all that weight lifting from the previous chapters?

a little bit yes.

@whotookfinn ha chiesto: Hey!! I’m absolutely in love with your art, it’s so beautiful and wonderful and IM OBSESSED. Anyway, I’m not sure if you’ve been asked this before, but who’s your favorite lmk character to draw?

macaque and Mk, they fluffy.

Anonimo ha chiesto: I HAVE A QUESTION! after your shadowpeach AU will be finished will you do other lmk Au????

nope.

@cjtuy ha chiesto: My question is about tang and pigsy are they married I've always wondered this

no they are not married, but it’s something they have been thought for a little bit. They known each other for years and got together for one. They know they work very well as a couple, and marriage would only be a more “official” way to show their union. It’s on their mind, maybe they will plan it in the near future

Anonimo ha chiesto: Have you seen that Brandon Roger's clip where he loses his kid? I can just imagine macaque going through that right now with mk being kidnapped. "Mothers adrenaline is kicking in!!" "have you seen my son, he's about this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk" https://youtu.be/dJJUFrENZ_o?si=lbacsYlJr8XpaDQQ (this is the sound just in case)

LMAO I know that video by heart yes absolutely those would be the parents.

Anonimo ha chiesto: In the Bioparents AU, is Redson actually going to be able to court so Mk in the end after the whole celestial situation?

they will have time to do their stuff after the heaven shenanigans.

@ashmeertheimp ha chiesto: I hope you are having a lovely day/night and are healthy and well AND TYSM FOR THAT SPICYNOODLES KISS I LOVED IT AND MY HEART WAS ABOUT TO BURST! Anyway I was wondering if mk and Redson parents are gonna have quality time with there Nephew in spirt/potential son in law?

mm yes. Post heaven shenanigans but yes.

@cpazy ha chiesto: About that,

It means that Mac and MK's powers have to do with the moon cycle, like on a full moon they get stronger or something like that? And if there is an eclipse where the moon turns red, their powers would go out of control?

Yes, but the opposite. On a full moon they are weaker, while on a new moon they are stronger.

Anonimo ha chiesto: Hello! Not a question but I just love and ADORE your shadowpeach bio parents au! ❤️ Recently you had posted about LMK fic recommendations, I wanted to recommend "The Constellations Within Us" and it's sequel "Epilogue: Axis" (ongoing) by cloud_somersault on AO3. It's one of my favorite LMK/Shadowpeach fics! The writing and world building are stellar and it includes similar themes as the ones in your comic, like the themes of reconciliation, shadowpeach angst and repairing their friendship and their joint custod- I mean- mentorship of MK! It's a really good fic and I highly recommend giving it a read! https://archiveofourown.org/works/48308065 And again, love your comic so much! Have a great day! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

aaahhhh I will definetely check them out!

@astro-nomaly ha chiesto: Per ur Bio Parents AU, what happens when a courtnapping occurs, but the person getting napped isn’t actually into the courtnapper, and doesn’t want to be napped? Does courtnapping have a “leave whenever you want” clause or..? (I love ur au akshhenwb)

they are allowed to refuse anytime. If the kidnapper doesn’t allow the he’s a dick

@thecardboardbutterfly ha chiesto: Since everyone is starting to fear for tomorrow, I decided to share my convoluted thought I got yesterday night at like, 3AM to lighten the mood a bit (.3.)~* So Technically, given that Lmk is very much based on Journey to the West, maybe it's not that much of a stretch to call Lmk fan content of JTTW, like some kind of future AU or something. Which means your AU is fan content of Lmk. See where I'm getting at? Because your comic is so popular in the fandom, there is fan content of your AU out there, which is already fan content. Which means we reached a point where we have fan content (fanarts and various inspirations of the bio parents AU) of fan content (said bio parents AU) of fan content (Lmk) of a piece of content (JTTW). The chain is GETTING LONGER BOYS. I personally think it's funny. My apologies for everyone who lost their brain/ last remaining braincell reading this x)

omg. It’s a fan-inception!

Anonimo ha chiesto: Will Red Son and MK ever have a bad date?

I like to believe EVERY date will have would be comically bad. But I think that’s because they still need to understand that they don’t fall under the “typical demon date” or “amatonormativity” umbrella. The best date they could have is just them training and having lunch later, or them playing videogames or netflix and chill.

@sollythesalt ha chiesto: Dumb question but do you remember the scene in lmk where Wukong said he has stage fright? I wonder if you're gonna do something with that knowledge…. Ps: Keep doing your magic queen we love you and your art✌️💅

oh u bet I did

[f0point5]

Lando Norris x reader Masterlist

🚨I am currently rewriting this series so please be aware it is unfinished🚨

Only rumours ‘bout my hips and thighs - News of Y/N and Lando’s budding “relationship” hits F1 news

It’s blue, the feeling I’ve got - Rumours about Lando and Y/N heat up. Meanwhile, Y/N is skeptical about Lando’s friendly overtures

You will take the long way - Y/N discusses her secret, and Lando lets out his frustrations with Max

At least I’m trying - Y/N catches up on the new season of Drive to Survive, while Lando makes another effort to befriend her

Gain the weight of you - Y/N ties up loose ends as the stage is set for the relationship to go public

You told your family for a reason - Y/N arrives in Bahrain, and the deception deepens

The jury’s out - Y/N meets more people in Lando’s life with mixed reception, and attends her first race

(They) find something to wrap (their) noose around - Lando is subject to some controversy, which means Y/N has to step in, whole fighting to stay in her comfort zone

You don’t know how nice that is…but I do - Y/N attends the race where she makes an immediate connection with Oscar, and Lando makes an ill-advised move to impress her

You don’t feel pretty, you just feel used - Y/N finds herself in high demand, much to her dismay, as she heads to Australia for the next race

I’m feeling like I don’t know you - Lando’s feelings about how Y/N is spending her time in Australia bubble over

New to town with a made up name - Y/N does a Q&A

Every time you shine, I’ll shine for you - Lando secures an amazing result at the Australian Grand Prix, while neitzens discuss his new relationship.

That old familiar body ache - Y/N is forced to get back to work, which includes seeing Lando

The rust that grew between telephones - Y/N’s campaign debuts while she and Lando are in Japan. Lando searches for answers for what happened in Monaco

It’s hard to be at a party when I feel like an open wound - Y/N skips the Japanese Grand Prix and puts her job in jeopardy

Did you see the photos? No, I didn’t but thanks though - Y/N is forced to defend Lando from gossip, while her position as his girlfriend remains precarious

They say what doesn’t kill you makes you aware - Max F weighs in on Lando’s troubles, while Lando finds he and Y/N have a common interest

Lights, camera, bitch smile - Y/N puts on an impressive show at the Grand Prix. Lando’s jealousy gets the better of him, leading to a frank conversation

Don’t you worry your pretty little mind - Y/N reaches out to Lando when he is the subject of online trolling to offer support

I did my best to lay to rest - Y/N and Lando get closer in Miami, but the increased publicity may lead to things being unearthed that Y/N would like to stay buried

I was grinning like (he’s) winning - Y/N watches Lando become a Grand Prix winner

You can’t talk to me when I’m like this - Lando wins the Miami Grand Prix, but a misstep means Y/N is not part of the celebration

I never grew up, it’s getting so old - Oscar steps in to help when Y/N and Lando aren’t speaking

Can (he) see right through me? (I) see right through me - Y/N takes Oscar’s advice and opens up to Lando

Our secret moments, in a crowded room - Y/N and Lando spend time together while Monaco hosts the Historic Grand Prix

They’ll be chasing their tails trying to track us down - Fans speculate when Y/N and Lando are not seen together and she misses the Imola Grand Prix

It’s nice to have a friend - Y/N has a busy week in the South of France, and Lando tries to be supportive as the two plan to keep the rouse going when his family comes to town

I spy with my tired little eye - Y/N attends the Monaco Grand Prix

We might just get away with it - Y/N remains in Monaco with Lando to keep up pretences

Telling me to punish you for things you never did - Lando arrives alone in Canada while the internet finds out Y/N has been spending time with Freddie…and so does Lando.

Love’s a show, but I would die for you in secret - Father’s Day brings Y/N closer to understanding Lando, and letting Lando understand her

Braced myself for the goodbye, (…) but you took me by surprise - Y/N attends the Spanish Grand Prix. After a disappointment, Lando receives some tough love

But God, I love the English - Y/N accompanies Lando to the UK, and he supports her as the quadrant collaboration goes live

[puckinghischier]

hi!! first off, i just want to say that i really love your work. i’m so so glad i found your blog. i just reblogged this quinn blurb of yours (which i’m obsessed with btw)

i was wondering if you’d ever be up to expanding on any of the aspects of it. for example; quinn seeing a guy flirt with you in the stands while he’s playing.. when the game was over what do you think that looks like? would say something to his girl and/or show her more with actions than words? or when he sees how excited she is to see him when he’s ready to head home is he just going to let it go? <- y’know like her smile’s able to erase damn near any negative feelings he’s having. playing on when you said about his girl being able to turn him to mush 🥹

✶₊˚⊹ apologies for the length of this.. when i get excited about something i tend to ramble. also, feel free to ignore this or keep it for later if you’d want. no worries either way ‹𝟹

oh i would absolutely love to expand on that

i don’t think he would dwell on it too much, honestly. because he does trust you and he knows that when you come to his games you’re watching nothing but him, but i think he would be a lil smug about it and the fact you never give them attention like you do him.

his eyes would find you as soon as he walks out of the locker room, ready to take you home and order a post game dinner while watching whatever series the two of you get sucked into on netflix.

you’d be talking to conor, just chatting casually, always having been close with him since you started dating quinn.

too distracted to realize he’s walking towards you, he walks up and engulfs you in a hug from behind.

“Q!!” you’d squeal, laughing as conor takes that as his cue to leave, saying a short goodbye and offering a small wave.

turning around in his arms, you come face to face with your slightly damp and scruffy looking boyfriend, loving his post-shower appearance after every game.

“enjoy the game?” he asks, admiring the joy on your face that only he seems to bring out.

“duh! you scored twice, how could i not?”

quinn’s ego inflates three sizes, remembering what spurred the second goal.

“oh, speaking of, who was your new friend tonight? sure you don’t want me to just buy out the seats next to you every game?” he’d only half joke, not letting you know he has genuinely thought about it before.

you rolled your eyes at him, swatting his chest. “just some chad, brad, or whatever else people name their overly confident, dickish sons.”

your words cause alarm bells in quinn’s brain, his tone suddenly turning serious. “what do you mean by ‘dickish’? did he get handsy? say something to you? do i need to make a call to make sure he never steps foot in this arena again?”

“no! no, nothing like that. he was harmless, just thought he could impress the pretty girl next to him with all kinds of hockey talk,” you’re quick to explain, watching quinn’s jaw visibly relax. “most of which he had wrong, by the way,” you continue. “but then he asked if i was here alone, and i told him no, that my boyfriend was on the ice, but he didn’t believe me. especially not when i told him it was you, the captain of the team.”

it was quinn’s turn to roll his eyes. people never tend to believe you when you tell them he’s your boyfriend, considering you two have kept your relationship decently private. if anything, they shouldn’t believe you’re his girlfriend, still shocked at how he managed to snag someone so out of his league.

“then, after you scored he made some stupid comment about ‘aren’t you going to congratulate your boyfriend?’ as if i had a direct line to you on the ice or something,” you kept explaining to him, causing him to recall the sour look on your face when he was watching you from the bench.

he kept seeing the man turn to you and make comments, figuring he was trying to get you to engage with him. you ignored him, though, giving him side glances every few minutes with a look of annoyance.

“but, after you came over and did your ‘sweetheart’ celly, he finally shut up and left me alone,” you giggled, referencing the goal celebration quinn coined for you. he’ll skate over to the glass where you sit, pretending to lick all five of his fingers as if he’s cleaning ‘sugar’ off of them, then points to you and draws a heart in the air before skating away with a wink.

quinn smiles in triumph, happy that his plan worked.

after watching the scene you just explained play out, he knew he needed an excuse to show some big display of affection so your seat mate would get the hint. so, he turned the dial up to ten and was taking every shot he could.

he hopes the glare he gave the man as he skated away from you was partially to thank, too. even though the second he saw your excitement-filled cheering for him, the man beside of you was (mostly) forgotten.

“well, i hope he realizes you only go for guys who can score both on and off the ice,” he winks down at you, knowing his choice of words was corny, but they succeeded in coaxing out the sweet sound of your laughter that he wanted needed to hear.

he loves knowing that you only get this giggly and carefree with him; knowing that he’s the one that gets to take you home each night. the security he feels in your relationship is unlike anything he’s ever known, blown away at how fully and wholly you love him, always hearing you tell everyone who will listen to you when you think he’s not paying attention.

even if he does manage to get grumpy and annoyed when people flirt with you during games or when you’re out with the team, he knows you never even give them the time of day. every time he catches himself staring daggers at someone, all he finds when he looks at you is your pretty eyes already trained on him, making him forget about any ill feelings he has harbored in his chest, just like tonight.

“alright, captain jealousy, let’s get home so we can eat, i’m starving. i was thinking sushi and gilmore girls, what do you think?” you suggest, grabbing his hand and starting the familiar trek to the car garage.

quinn groans, hating how much you love the annoying mother daughter duo, mentally preparing himself for the hours of torture ahead of him, knowing he doesn’t stand a chance of changing your mind.