#and i DO mean everything

[rotting-clowns]

Barty Crouch Jr. is a smart motherfucker ok? He reads scientific papers for FUN, he’s full of random knowledge about even more random topics and he’s always looking for more weird and interesting information on whatever pops up into his mind, he devours books to the point he’s out of stuff to read by the third year and has to break into the restricted section regularly. He probably has a photographic memory. He’s definitely a mastermind at getting information from and out of people, and he WILL use everything he knows against you. He’s an intellectual and a little shit abt it.

[red-lights-of-doooooom]

Come on, tumblr. I thought we were in agreement that we'd drop The Last of Us once season 2 came out.

I mean, come on. The second game was a shitfest through and through.

Plus, I know how you ladies all love Pedro Pascal. And gay men. And bi people. Whatever.

So it's definitely not worth it, you guys.

Season 1 was already such a good adaptation. Naturally, the only way this show can go is DOWN.

[saman-tics]

Real tired of the Castlevania anime discourse, especially where Nocturne is concerned. I mostly see complaints about the characters and story not being faithful to the source material. Yet, these clowns don't realize that the games were never big on storytelling and characterization. Especially the older titles. It's hilarious cuz I was a fan of the games before the anime and I love the show because it does so much better with characterization and story than the source material its based on. The only criticism I have is the absence of Grant in the original series, and Hector's characterization.

Grant was my favorite in the legendary heroes of Castlevania 3, and as always people forget about him. Then there's Hector who's character was butchered cuz sexual predator Warren Ellis had a hate boner for his voice in the show. He left out Grant cuz of his last name, which is really immature and stupid. I'm glad he's not writing the series anymore, but I'll never forgive them for that. Not to mention, season 4 was awful for so many reasons, and I disliked Greta. She was definitely a shoe-in for Grant, and that makes me mad.

I honestly think Clive Bradley is a better writer and Nocturne a better show. Not to mention the other writers like Testament and the ladies who wrote the Annette-centric episodes. Definitely a step-up from the original series.

Also, I hated the way Trevor and Sypha's relationship was handled at the end. There was build-up, only for it to end up in an anticlimactic scene of them in bed together. No confession. No kiss. Nothing. Absolutely boring and a letdown. Nocturne handled the romance department better for sure.

[nimuetheseawitch]

The other day I was looking at the delivery food options near us and pointed out that almost all of it was fast food (burgers and fries, etc) these days, and my partner just shrugged and said, "yeah, because I cook everything else." My mind was kind of blown because yeah, he *does* cook everything else. From scratch. All the time. Really well.

[icewindandboringhorror]

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[anastasiaoftheironwood]

The company keeps documentation on everything you do. It's only reasonable that you document everything they do.

Also, if you think there's going to be an issue about your being able to retrieve the documentation (for example, the company seems like they're gearing up for a separation of employment, so you will lose access to your email), print it and take it home. Every day.

Do Not Let HR do this to you. It is not illegal to talk about wages in the work place. I did and got a 12% raise!

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[gameboyhamazing]

Trying to figure out how to bring my beloved Carbink Stoner from the fan game where I met them to an official mainline game and I’ve come to the conclusion that the only way is through creating a hacked pokemon. Anyways gang any tips on creating a Carbink to the specifications of my choice in 3ds gen 7 (the only games I own)?

[hinamie]

blue light overexposure dot png

[theartingace]

Murderbot meets ART (who knew transports could be smart enough to be MEAN)

[supermanddntdieforthis]

passed a shelf of copies of hillbilly elegy and it took everything in me not to leave a list of better books about appalachia to read

[homeboygirl]

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

[doctormori]

the devil made me do it

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[technically-human]

He did eventually sign it