#and it charges maybe 1%

[as-in-petrichor]

Ah yes, the joys of having a phone for two years (the model itself is about 3 or 4) and the fucking charge port won't work properly

[covertblizzard]

jaykyle au where they're theatre kids in the same school but they're not the actors jason's the scriptwriter/director and kyle is the prop manager (i don't know the official terms sorry) and they'd probably do an amazing job on the backstage setting if they could stop arguing for 5 whole seconds about their artistic visions and ideas and how "this would obviously work better this way"

[molliemoo3]

The way all the drivers are gonna use max getting community service to get out of media stuff sooner now, tiny little constant fuck yous to the FIA and Ben Sulayem

[exdeadshop]

October’s in full-swing, which means it’s time for my Fall shop update! I’ve restocked some highly-requested items, plus added two new acrylic charms to my lineup!

First up is a new two-sided Oswald & Mickey charm, just in time for the release of Epic Mickey Rebrushed. They might butt heads a little but they’ve got each other’s backs.

I’ve also added a new Sally connected keychain. She’s looking kinda…decapitated. But otherwise she’s keeping it together.

You can check it all out over here!

June Leftovers

The LongLiveTGAMM collab June Charity Plushie leftovers are out now! It’s your chance to get your very own June Plushie and support ASAN while you’re at it! There’s only a few Junes left, so if you want one make sure you act fast. Since she was for a special event she won’t be getting a restock.

Get a June here!

Molly Update

The Molly Plushie preorders concluded earlier this month, and she’s now in production! If you missed out you’ll still have a chance to get your own Molly in January during the leftover sale. Any extra bonus items will go up then too. January will the last restock for Molly, so if you’d like one it’ll be your last chance. You can follow along with the production timeline on my website.

[goldmanguyperson]

its trans day of visibility everyone have this trans plane i drew in 2023. its a polikarpov i-1 if youre curious. cuz we always been here fucker

[transsexualbloodlust]

would people be interested in a severeance inspired ttrpg system?? like if i made one from scratch would that be something people would want to play

[meowdei]

This whole day I have just been yelled at by patients on the phone for long periods of time one after the other I’m at my limit truly

[katatty]

Clarissa comes jogging by in her old "holy knight" gear. Missing the soilder life after all, Clarissa??

[somecunttookmyurl]

Now I'm honestly kind of curious what that "totes real gem stones" jewelry of 300 bucks looks like, lmao

I once saw someone selling mountain crystals, small pieces, for 100 bucks. So many scammers with stones. Wonder if that person is a scammer themselves, just bullshitting, or has the worst supplier ever.

it would have to be the worst supplier ever because in less than 5 min i tracked down a wholesale supplier who will give me twenty five 3mm lab-grown sapphires for £38

that's about £1.50 each. so £3 for a pair of earrings assuming you only used one in each

thing is i could make stirling-silver-and-sapphires earrings and sell them for the price of claire's costume jewellery and still be making a huge profit on it. it's just that nobody would believe it's real at that price.

[whoslaurapalmer]

bosslady is mailing me my business phone today i am THIS CLOSEEEEEEEE to being able to set the ringtone to a delightful obnoxious office phone ring and do something cute with the lock/home screens!!!!! AS WELL AS BE ABLE TO CALL AND TEXT PEOPLE. OF COURSE

[red-winter-is-coming]

I um. I may have accidentally sped ran creating a crack AU, and then a crackship to match. and now I actually really like the idea of said crackship

(it's Pure Vanilla and Pitaya Dragon, with a side of polyancients so it's not like. super far fetched but what the hell they were supposed to be the driving conflict in this AU why are they now flirting????)

[bangcakes]

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[wordsofwilderness]

Gotta love it when you wake up at 5 am to watch the livestream of the last eras tour show and then decide to take a nap after and dream that you are actually in Vancouver on your way back from the stadium to your hotel but turns out the the metrostations is in fact the backrooms and you get lost in and endless maze of small rooms with too many doors and rooms so big you can't see the far wall where the celling looks like it's about to collapse and there are fake doors and sometimes the fake doors have more fake doors on the other side if you bash them in and sometimes it is just an endless sequence of fake doors leading nowhere and then you meet two of the other people who have also gotten lost inside the maze of rooms and cramped hallways and you all decide to stick together but somwhere along the way the fear of missing your train turns into a nagging feeling in the back of your mind of being chased and you begin to hear echos of a cackling laughter forever following you as you keep running and crashing through doors never daring to look back over your shoulder and you keep going and going and going until the canvas ceiling above the hallway you're running through is getting cut open with a butter knife and the walls are getting thighter around you and the tip of the knife poking through the ceiling is in front if you instead of behind you. You are caught. You know your are caught. Whatever fate awaits you has closed in and you can do nothing but face it.

In a instant the scene changes. The sky is dark and covered in clouds, lights shine through the rain from the city far below. The hand of your capture is around your throat holding you out from fire escape latter on the side of a glass building.

Your grasp to the hand around your throat to no avail. Your feet scrabble for purchase on the cold, wet metal, but it's a pointless endeavour, it's too far away. You are left to dangle over the inconceivable far drop, at the mercy of the guy in charge of the Vancouver metrostations.

But at the end of your rops with nothing but air below your feet you realize. You still your struggle and smirk at you capture. You list of the building's building code in a taunt, because you know where you are now: Tokyo Tower.

You wake up.

[coconutcows]

Hey whenever I mention like trading shiny pokemon if anyone’s interested I really mean it, I don’t have just, like a couple, I have around….300???? Spare shinies?? I estimate about that many, I have nearly 120 in PLA alone, 3 or 4 full boxes in Home, and a bunch in Go I haven’t counted because I can only transfer like five a week and I have a bunch to move over for my living dex (248 in Go total between keepers, spares, and costumed ones that can’t be moved)

So yeah, I’ll make a post sometime listing what I have (and what I need for shinies but that’s less important), and if anyone’s interested in trading let me know.

Only catch is none of them are like bred for stats or whatever, I don’t know any of that, breeding for shinies melts my brain, and some are from Go which some people “don’t count” but that’s a weenie opinion imo, but they’re all legitimate

[prettysweetprettysweet]

okay so having mostly recovered from Kinnporsche fever and now, reflecting with a clear mind (suspend your disbelief), I still maintain that the bathroom scene in episode 7 is one of the best sex scenes I've ever seen on television. all of the individual narrative currents they had pulled in over seven episodes came crashing together in that scene, the emotional buildup and resonance was breathtaking, it was so crucial to their character arcs, and ultimately the payoff for the viewer was sublime. and then on top of that, it was filmed gorgeously and the actors nailed every single emotional beat head on (the bone-deep need to feel each other was shockingly palpable). I still get emotional thinking about the looks of pain on Porsche's face when Kinn slaps him and calls him easy, the naked vulnerability Kinn shows when he realizes he has done wrong by Porsche, and the subsequent veneration and penance he shows him. they truly fucking did that and they killed it. like I don't think I'll ever see a queer sex scene with that much of an emotional and narrative foundation again to be honest.

[bowithoutadaemon]

Went on another "where is my package" walk around my building. This time I took notes to check off where I had asked someone.

Turn out one of the "not an apartment but actually an office" is not owned by the same company but a different one.

And I am not certain I actually asked the people I nearly gave a heart attack yesterday. Because when I saw them I was sure the person in the other apartment had said "I have your package" instead of "I have no package" (dein and kein are so damn similar).

I have knocked on their doors but no answer rn. Gonna try again in an hour so.