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ultraviolent-brontosaurus · 9 years ago

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Inbox me numbers? Please??

1: Are you ready for 200 questions? Kill Me  2: Was your last relationship a mistake? Hahahahahahaha  3: Do you miss your last relationship? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  4: Who did you last say “i love you” to? Tilda? Actually, shit, no Ivo or Benedict  5: Do you regret it? Never  6: Have you ever been depressed? Good Juan, man  7: Are you a boy or girl? Boy  8: Are you insecure? Good Juan, man  9: What is your relationship status? Taken, boys  10: How do you want to die? Do I want to die? God, that's a difficult question  11: What did you last eat? ;) A sausage sandwich, then yoghurt. What do you know, that did sound dirty. Sorry for the lack of anticlimax... Heh, climax  12: Have you played any sports? I have played lots of sports..... but never like that.  13: Do you bite your nails? Nope. I have recovered and reintegrated into society  14: When was your last physical fight? Year seven. On a golf course in Slovenia. Wish that was a joke.  15: Do you have an attitude? I'll have your attitude if you're not careful.  16: Do you like someone? I hate everyone *emo*  17: What is your real name? Macks Christ, I even ducked that one up  18: Have you ever read a book? Good Juan, man  19: Are you gonna get high later? I'll get you high if you're not careful  20: Do you hate anyone at the moment? I don't like hating  21: Do you miss someone? Yeah, quite a few. Yes I miss you most.  22: Twirl or cut your spaghetti? *AUSTRALIAN DEATH RATTLE* Twirl boiiiii  23: Do you tan a lot? Fuck tans dude, white is right kill me  24: Have any pets? Three, Chippy, Florrie and Tilda  25: How exactly are you feeling? Not bad, you?  26: Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving? Yes... not while driving but while someone has.  27: Ever made out in a bathroom? U no it  28: Would you take any of your exes back? See above  29: Are you scared of spiders? Nahhhh that's cool memes son  30: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Nup. I might stay here though  31: Do you regret anything from your past? Hohoooooo  32: What are your plans for this weekend? I might be seeing Archie from Balamory? Who knows  33: Do you want to have kids? Who says I don't already  34: Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M? Does Mulcare count?  35: Do you type fast? Christ knows. Took me an hour to type the alphabet three times once  36: Do you have piercings? Nup  37: Want anymore? Not anymore, no  38: Can you spell well? W-e-l-l gosh ain't I witty  39: Do you miss anyone from your past? See above  40: What are you craving right now? Yoghurt. Batman Lego. Dat meme. Good exam results. No death but a world that doesn't get overpopulated. My friends not to leave me and have happy lives. A copy of The Lorax on DVD.  41: Ever been to a bonfire party? Yes indeed, Jake was clubbing  42: Ever had a silly band? What???  43: Have you ever been on a horse? Yes?  44: Kissed someone in a pickup truck? Ahaha I love how specific this is. No but thank you  45: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? I doubt it? Maybe that meme but no one else  46: Have you ever been cheated on? Nahhhhhhh I hope  47: Have you ever made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Yusss  48: Are you thinking of someone right now? Yusssssssss  49: Would you live with someone without marrying them? Hull yusssssssss  50: What should you be doing? Slepping  51: What’s irritating you right now? I'd say "these" if I hadn't become self aware  52: Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts? I'll hurt you in a minute  53: Does somebody love you? I hope so  54: What is your favorite color? The colour of edge (is a color the same as a colour?)  55: Have you ever changed clothes in a car? Yes, I think so  56: Milk chocolate or white chocolate? I've already said "white is right" ironically, so both are good plz  57: Do you have trust issues? Nope, I'm far too trusting  58: Best friends name? Edgy McKillme  59: 2nd best friends name? Killmeme McEdgy  60: 3rd best friends name? Edgy McMuffmeme  61: Longest relationship? 7.5 months  62: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you? That I'm bad at Latin Just realised that makes no sense, okay.  63: Who was the last person you cried in front of? Teldo  64: Do you give out second chances too easily? Hahaha yes  65: Is it easier to forgive or forget? Is there a big difference? Both, really. Probably forgive cause that's less ambiguous  66: Is this year the best year of your life? 2016 was, most definitely. 2017 is only 11 days old  67: What was your childhood nickname? Moby was a big'un  68: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? Have you ever seen blood in the moonlight, Will? It looks quite black.  69: Favorite food? ;)) I enjoy eating emojis with double chins  70: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? Don't you philosophy me, who are you, fucking Stephen Law? (https://mobile.twitter.com/stephenlaw60?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor)  71: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? Found out that Alfred's hand was broken :(  72: Did you have dream last night? How can you go to sleep if you don't know how to have dreams.  73: What is bothering you? You.  74: Have you ever been out of state? What? I was once liquid but I think that's probably being out of phase  75: Do you play the Wii? HELL YES ONLY CONSOLE I'VE EVER OWNED.  76: Are you listening to music right now? Frankie Goes To Hollywood singing Bruce Springsteen  77: Do you like Chinese food? It's fine  78: Who are you texting right now? I'm not, I'm doing these!  79: Are you afraid of the dark? I have lots of black friends  80: Is cheating ever okay? Only if it's in a game of Cheat or Crunch (good meme that one)  81: Are you mean? I hope not  82: Can you keep white shoes clean? I'm a dirty, dirty boy ;)))  83: What year has been your best? See above. It'll check how you've been reading  84: Do you believe in true love? Lou Truv is my favourite jazz musician 85: Favorite weather? It's grey but quite light and quite cold and incredibly windy <3  86: Do you like the snow? 'Schill HAHA ACCIDENTAL PAN  87: Does it snow a lot where you live? It doesn't do anything a lot where I live  88: Do you like the outside? The outside of what?  89: Are you currently bored? Are you currently boring me?  90: Do you want to get married? Yuss  91: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? Depends which boy/girl  92: Are you hungry? That's the trick, Steve. I'm always hungry (For Ruby <3)  93: Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight? I don't tend to check the time during  94: What makes you happy? Dat meme  95: Would you change your name? Already have ;)))  96: Ever been to Alaska? You fucking normie piece of shit  97: Ever been to Hawaii? With the miracle of storytelling that is Moana, haven't we all?  98: Do you watch the news? Send news  99: Do you love MTV? Send MTV  100: Do you like subway? Send subway  101: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? From this distance, Yeah  102: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? It's fine, she lives in Australia  103: Do you talk like your friends? Jack Crawford heard the rhythm and syntax of his own speech in Graham's voice. He had heard Graham do that before, with other people. Often in intense conversation Graham took on the other person's speech patterns. At first, Crawford had thought he was doing it deliberately, that it was a gimmick to get the back-and-forth rhythm going. Later Crawford realized that Graham did it involuntarily, that sometimes he tried to stop and couldn't.  104: Why did you decide to do this quiz? Tilda's a bitch  105: Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them? I was a carrying a cake and pretended George was sad  106: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? If I had a meme page for every gender, I'd have One Big Meme But no, girls are dumb  107: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? Tildah  108: Do you feel good? I would but I think he might smite me  109: Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? OH MY GOD IF YOU SPELL YOUR NAME BACKWARDS IT HAS LIT IN IT  110: Favorite lyrics right now? I'd do some Chaucer (Celery Soup, Am I Depressed Or Am I Just In Love?, Now I Am On Mars, Charlie Church Falls In Love, Abraham Lincoln Ate Carbs, And So Will I) Also loads of AJJ But I'm just gonna resort to the old I Swipe Right: Chivalry's dead, I shot him square between the eyes Romance is dead and I'd like to bury her deep between your thighs.  111: Can you count to one million? After twenty, doesn't it get far easier?  112: Ever bought condoms? TiLdaX  113: Ever gotten pregnant? Hell yes, good meme haha wit  114: Ever failed a class? That doesn't really happen over here  115: Ever kissed a boy? Oh dear  116: Ever kissed a girl? Not willingly  117: Ever used a little paper bag for lunch? Nah, a box every time matey. Paper tastes disgusting  118: Have you ever had a job? Nip Heh  119: Have you ever slipped on ice? I've slipped on Iced, album by Chaucer (give me free stuff)  120: Have you ever missed the bus? I'll miss your bus if you're not careful  121: Have you left the house without money? Have I ever left money without my house?  122: Did you ever bully someone on the internet? Instagram @reall_boyzz  123: Did you ever sexted someone? What is sex?  124: Have you ever had sex in public? What is public?  125: Did you ever played on a sports team? What is sports?  126: Have you ever smoked weed? Why would someone smoke a weed?  127: Have you ever smoked cigarettes? Ew, no, cigarettes aren't cool!!  128: Have you ever smoked a cigar? Smoking isn't cool!  129: Did you ever drink alcohol? I am a Methodist.  130: Did you ever watched “The Breakfast Club”? Yeah, me and my friends played a drinking game  131: Have you ever been overweight? The Wii fit said I did but I think it was out to get me  132: Ever had an eating disorder? I'll have one eating disorder to go please  133: Ever been to a wedding? Did that count?  134: Ever been in a wedding? Not with consent  135: Did you ever made fun of someone for being fat? Fat is coooool  136: Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Mum and dad only let me have an hour of computer time a day  137: Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight? TV time is only for school holidays  138: Ever been late for work? Ever been late to shut up?  139: Ever been late for school? Ew no fuck you  140: Ever kissed Eva Braun? Fuckin slut  141: Did you ever showered with someone else? Yes.  142: Did you ever fail a driver’s test? I'm not sure, what was this driver testing me on?  143: Have you ever run a mile in less than 10 minutes? Fuck off mate  144: Ever been outside my home country? Maybe? I'm usually outside your home  145: Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? I've never been on any kind of trip longer than five hours. I mean, I have. My longest is 26  146: Did you ever get your heart broken? I bought a really nice copy for three quid from Tesco. Val Kilmer and At Pacino but my DVD player overheated and melted it, it was shit, I never got to the end  147: Ever had a credit card? I'll credit your card  148: Ever been to a professional sports game? Japan vs USA women's football, London 2012!!!  149: Did you ever broken a bone? Did you ever fucking what kill yourself  150: Have you ever been unhappy about my weight? No, you're the perfect size! You're cuddly!  151: Did you ever won a trophy in your life? Please learn English  152: Did you ever cut yourself for no reason? I mean, I cut myself three questions ago but that was because this quiz takes the joy out of every part of my fucking life  153: Do you have STD? Does mouth herpes from a forest count?  154: Ever got engaged? Nip Ooh, it happened again  155: Have you ever been on a diet? I'll be on your diet if you're not careful  156: Did you ever been on TV? EYYYHFVNMOY  157: Ever rode in a taxi? I'll rode in your taxi  158: Ever been to prom? How dare you, I'll have you know my hard drive is clean and has no filthy images  159: Ever played a drinking game? THIS DEOENDS. IS PRETENDING VODKA IS WAYER FOR A YEAR CAUSING SOMEONE TO GO INTO A PARANOID SPIRAL DURING A TIME A FUCKING GAME  160: Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more? I'll lick you  161: Ever been to a concert? Yes  162: Ever had a three-some? No  163: Have you ever had a crush on someone of the same sex? I've crushed someone during sex, yes  164: Have you ever been in a car accident? I was an accident  165: Ever had braces? I'll brace you if you're not careful  166: Did you ever learn another language? Evidently you haven't learnt English  167: Ever killed an animal? Human is the dangerous most animals. More like animan.  168: Ever been to a Japanese steakhouse? Japanese are tasty  169: Do you wear make-up? Only to my specialist parties  170: Did you ever talked to someone via webcam? Spiders are cool  171: Did you ever have wisdom teeth taken out? Teeth are cool  172: Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself? I mean, they tell me I'm racist towards Americans so I assume yes  173: Did you ever snuck out of the house? Aaaaaaaaa  174: Did you ever bought porn? Aaaaaaaaaa  175: Ever had a virus on your computer? I'll virus on you if you're not careful  176: Ever dyed your hair? Never doing it after Sick Boy  177: Thanks  178: Did you ever graduated from college? Nope  179: Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes? Ew who wears clothes  180: Ever rode in an ambulance? That would be cooooool  181: Ever rode in a helicopter? Edgyyyyyy  182: Ever caught the stove on fire? What  183: Ever got in a verbal fight? I'll fucking fight you mate  184: Ever meet someone famous? Thomas Bate  185: Have you ever been on vacation? Speak English  186: Ever been on an airplane? No  187: Ever been on a boat? No  188: Ever broken something expensive? No  189: Did you ever have surgery in your life time? No  190: Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14? No (genuinely)  191: Ever beat a video game? No  192: Ever got in a fist fight? No  193: Did you ever find something valuable on the ground? No  194: Did you ever stalk someone on facebook/ MySpace? There's no one I haven't  195: Have you ever prank called someone? No  196: What are your top 3 favorite colors? No No No  197: What is your number 1 favorite sport? No  198: What’s your favorite singer/rapper? No  199: What is your number 1 favorite animal? and why? No No  200: Did you think this looked like fun to do? Good one matey lol deez nuts gotteeeeeem

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waterwoofer-archived · 8 years ago

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Ivo comes in and plops a bumpkinDown in le kitchenWhen meru is thereHw is making a scene of itMostly because carrying a pumpkin with 1 arm is really difficultHe has had to use his head in a quite literal sense

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 3:05 AM

PffftWell he'd definitely startle le Meru with the loud thud from the pumpkin. It'd get her attention too. "What... are you doing? If you wanted to carry it here I would've helped you know..."

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 3:07 AM

"Y... yeah, but it woulsnt have been much of a surprise." He would momentarily pause to set the pu.pkin right side up instead of side ways. "Have you carved a pumpkin before?"

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 3:10 AM

Meri would tilt her head slightly to the side, walking over to inspect the pumpkin herself. "No... I've always left them growing, or made them into pumpkin pie."

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 3:12 AM

"Well, it's really fun to do. Yiu have at least seen them, right?" Ivans going to be moving around slightly excitedly, but he also had a fair amount of control over himself... which was to say his tail was swooshing excitedly.

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 3:13 AM

Meri would smile and nod, doing her best to hold back some giggles. He tried so hard, but his tail would give him away every time. "Yeah, people put faces and shapes into them right?"

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 7:07 PM

"Yeah! So... do you wanna help me make one? Ivan would ask, loooking slightly more excite

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 7:26 PM

"Sure! I've never done it before, so it should be fun!" It was impossible not to get excited for something when Ivan was really excited about it.

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 7:30 PM

"Great!" Ivan is le smile He would proceed to start gathering stuff together... Modtly a spoon and a knife. "So we need to take the top off, then we can empty it..."

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 7:35 PM

"Okay... so it isn't more difficult to carve right?" Meri would watch him curiously, waiting for him to gather everything up. Didn't take too much to carve a pumpkin it seems.

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 7:37 PM

"more difficult than what?" He would ask simply.

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 7:38 PM

"Then carving it without taking the stem part off and scooping it out! There's always a reason to do things, and that's the reason to do that right?"

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 7:39 PM

"I think so. I mean, you have to scoop it out anyway so its hollow inside to put the candle in it. Then it can glow!"

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 7:47 PM

"Oooh~ that's how it works? I always used to think they came to life and just glowed... that makes more sense." She would take the knife into her hand and look at the top of the pumpkin. "First steps to cut off the top."

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 7:48 PM

"Yeah." Good thing meru is cutting it. Ivan is a bit shorthanded when it comes to the ability to do that. "... wait really?"

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 7:51 PM

She would nod as she carefully began to cut out the pumpkin top. "Mmhmm. I know it seems silly... but they usually have faces. So I thought maybe they came to life on their own, and eventually just walked away. I've never made one of these remember? I don't know what all goes into making them, I don't think I ever got to look at them too close..."

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 7:56 PM

Ivan couldn't help but giggle. it was so silly! Sure, it was understandable, but that didnt make it any less funny.chuckle chuckle

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 8:02 PM

"Oh haha, I'm just the best with jokes." She was smiling despite her comment, showing quite clearly that she wasn't hurt by the giggles. It was a fairly silly idea. Meri would finish cutting the top part, slowly pulling it off the pumpkin and setting it to the side. "The inside just looks so slimey."

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 8:03 PM

Ivan would peek in as well, having stopped the giggling, but keeping th ejoyfull mood. "And theres a lot of seeds.... I think you can dry them out and like... eat them if you want?"he grabs le spoon

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 8:06 PM

"Probably. You could dry them and save them to plant later too. Lots of options." She would poke inside the pumpkin, giggling slightly. "That's just weird... anyways, we have to scoop it out. That is gonna be messy."

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 8:07 PM

".. I shoudl have grabbed a bowl... hold on."Ivan finnagoto get a bowlset le spoondowngrab bowlput spoon in bowland then bring it all over"Alright..... well, here goes." splopHe puts it in and begins scoooping

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 8:10 PM

"A bowl's a good idea!" Meri would sit and wait patiently until Ivan came back and started scooping the pumpkin out. "Hmm... I don't think we can both scoop at the same time."

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 8:15 PM

"... perhaps not." Ivan would continue to use his are to shovel out all the goo into the container her just brought. "Do you want to do it?"

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 8:17 PM

"I'd like to try at least! Maybe just a little, if you don't mind?"

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 8:18 PM

"Absolutely." Ivan would hand over the spoon, probably flinging a little bit of pumpkin around"Oops."

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 8:20 PM

Meri would giggle as she took the spoon, ignoring the bit of pumpkin that flew for the moment. She got to work scooping out more of the pumpkin, doing her best to make sure most of the goop was out. A small bit would accidentally fly towards Ivan, though her smile betrayed her. "Oops..."

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 8:23 PM

Ivans going to giggle a little, wiping off the goo that he had certainly not dodged. Now hes smiling like a dork

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 8:28 PM

Meri was smiling too, peeking into the pumpkin once she was done. "Okay, I think it's clean enough.."

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 8:29 PM

Ivan would peek in with her. "Yeah, looks done!" He would then look at the front and study ot for a moment. "... now what do we want to cut into it?"

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 8:37 PM

"I... don't know. People normally just cut out a face right?"

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 8:38 PM

"Usually, buit how do you want to make it look?"

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 8:50 PM

"Maybe... can we make a happy face? I think that would fit best, don't you?"

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 8:53 PM

"Hmmm..."Ivan would contemplate for a few moments. "Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.""..." He would hand meru the knife for this.

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 9:00 PM

"..." She would take the knife, looking over the front of the pumpkin quietly before she began to start cutting out the face.

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 9:01 PM

Ivan will watchcarefuklly

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 9:17 PM

Carefully is good, always good.Eventually she would finish cutting, wiggling out the piece of pumpkin to reveal a wide grin with a few scattered teeth. "Does... that look good so far?"

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 9:18 PM

Ivan would smile himself, somewhat mimicking the bumpkin. "Yeah! What shape eyes do you want to give it?"

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 9:20 PM

"I'm not sure... what kind of eyes do you think we should give it?"

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 9:21 PM

"... Hmmm. Maybe.... Lets give it a triangle nose first, and then see."

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 9:21 PM

"Okay! Do you wanna cut out the nose, or should I?" It was their pumpkin after all. Meri wanted to make sure Ivan was just as much a part of it as she was!

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 9:22 PM

"Well..... OH, Wait, I can...."Ivans finna takele pumpkin butnot le knifeHes going to do a sooper cool thing wherehe uses his super special magical wolf powersForclawUnfortunatelya woof hand wont help(edited)because the claws are just not big enough.Also its really hard to cut shit with one armEven if its an easy to use clawfrown

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 9:24 PM

"I can hold it if you'd like. That might be easier for you...?" Meri would offer as she watched Ivan struggle with a small frown

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 9:25 PM

"Y... yeah, if you could it would be easier." He would try and smile nervouslyMERUHOLD THAT BUMPKIN

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 9:25 PM

Meri will carefully take the pumpkin from him and hold it in place with a smile. "There, try now! Should be much easier."

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 9:26 PM

Ivan is going to try againhe willforfeit using the knifebecause hes already started using claw, and by golyl he will finish itAndhe willit would take some digging into, but the nose would turn out... not bad.Now ivo is le hap

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 9:36 PM

"It looks great!" She would set the pumpkin down to get a better look at the face. "Okay... so what do we wanna do with the eyes?"

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 9:39 PM

"Well, we could try and make circles or upside down triangles..."

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 9:42 PM

"We can try to make upside down triangles, those sound interesting. Worse case we'll just make circles from there if we don't like it!"

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 9:44 PM

"Sure! Sounds like a plan."Ivan would smile at le meru

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 9:50 PM

Meri will start with one of the eyes, making the cuts precisely and soon pulling out that piece. "You wanna do the other eye?" She would pause and look back at Ivan

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 9:52 PM

".... I think it might be better if you do it." He would offer back. It was messy using a claw and weilding a knife when someone else was holding the object still just.... didnt feel right.

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 9:53 PM

"Okay." She would nod and finish the other eye, setting the knife on the table and stepping back to look at the pumpkin face. "...I think we did good! What do you think?"

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 9:54 PM

Ivans going to admire the pumpkin face for a bit too. Suuuuure, it was meri's first time and she did most of the cutting, and it was also true meru wasnt exceptional with knifes, but"I think it looks pretty great."

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 9:58 PM

Meri had the biggest smile on her face, proud of herself and what she did. Even if it was a tad rough... she'd get better with the next one. "So... what do we do now?"

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 9:59 PM

Ivan would be looking directly at le meru, and he founded himself a little close to herFinna stare at her close face to face

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 10:20 PM

Meri would watch him curiously, trying to fight off the light tinge of blue coming over her face. She stayed silent for the moment, waiting for some sort of response.

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 10:29 PM

Ivan really wasn't surewhat to sayand now hes distracted and flusteredAt this prolonged close up stare

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 10:32 PM

"Umm... s-so, pumpkin! We, uh... it goes outside right?" Meri would be the first to speak after a few long moments, the blue on her cheeks starting to get darker and darker.

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 10:33 PM

"Y... yes. You.... You put a candle it it.... that.... you..... light at...." Ivan wouldn't break eye contact just yet, and now he was blushing too. Oh dear.

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 10:41 PM

"..." Meri would stare at Ivan for a while longer before she would do anything. Taking what seemed like a deep breath, she would lean forward slightly and give Ivan a quick peck on the cheek. Almost immediately after she would turn and pick up the pumpkin, her entire face bright blue. "R-right, so outside we go!" She would give a small nervous laugh before starting to make her way outside.

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 10:41 PM

Ivan is an appleor a cherryconsidering apples can be green sometimes

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 10:42 PM

That must make Meri a blueberry lol

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 10:42 PM

Strawberrystraberry and blueberry

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 10:42 PM

Yes

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 10:42 PM

Hes gonna stand there stunned for a little bitHe might have had similar ideas but for now that was not importantAfter several moments of recuperating he would respond. "Y.... y-yes."(edited)And thats all the noises he can make

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 10:43 PM

She broke IvanGg

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 10:45 PM

ivan is slowly gonna make his way a few steps to the door before kinda deciding to stop again

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 10:47 PM

Meri's going outside with the pumpkin. That... was dumb. Why did she just go and do that? Just because they were that close... she should've just backed away... now she was flustered and slightly embarrassed. At least he couldn't see her face right now...

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 10:49 PM

Ivans going to stay where he is inside, right next to the door. For right now though.

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 10:57 PM

Time to set the pumpkin down, kneeling in front of it to check and make sure it was still alright. Seeing everything was almost ready she would stand up and turn like she was about to go inside. But seeing Ivan at the door would make her stop in her tracks. She was still bright blue... so much for going to get a candle and distracting herself from all of this. She would simply stand and stare at him for the moment.

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 10:58 PM

How close is le meruto le doorway

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 10:58 PM

Probably not too far, maybe a foot?

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 11:00 PM

Ivans going toUhhhhvery fast heartbeating at incredibly high speedskneews weakarm is heavyHes going to uhhtry and hold handmaybeif he canif she wantsmaybeperhaps(edited)

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 11:03 PM

It wouldn't be hard for him too, and she'd definitely let him. Tbh I think she'd be too focused on looking at him and being slightly shocked to stop him from holding her hand. Not that she'd want to stop him in the first place.Boy it sure is a good thing she doesn't have to breathe, or else she'd probably be holding her breath lol

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 11:04 PM

smoochpecks are for loooooooozersu gotta smooch like ivo is doing to emru

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 11:07 PM

And now Ivo's broke le Meru

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 11:09 PM

Andlong kiss

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 11:09 PM

Her eyes would be wide, shocked that this was even happening. She wouldn't know how to respond at first, but after a few moments she would return the kiss herself.

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 11:11 PM

butifulkissing

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 11:12 PM

YesButiful

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 11:15 PM

After a longdrawn out kiss

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 11:17 PM

Poor Ivan's gonna need to breathe eventually

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 11:19 PM

He wouldbutAfter he should haveAnd hes just gonna sit thereholdin handsStaring at her from real close

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 11:23 PM

Meri would stare right back, Shock still very clear on her face. "I... you... wow."She can't English rn lol

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 11:24 PM

"y.... yes."Still his only words

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 11:43 PM

It would take a long while before she did much of anything. Out of the blue she would start giggling. "I... thought I messed up back there. I'm glad I didn't..."

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 11:44 PM

Ivans just gonna go from not very red to red again"Y.... yess.... ""Or... N-no!""Of course you dind't mess up.""Umm...."

LittleMouse-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

"I... umm... should we... go get a candle for the pumpkin?" She was just trying to avoid being bluer herself. Steering this to a different subject might help...

Xplodingtrees-Yesterday at 11:59 PM

"Y... yeah. Let's do that."Ivans going toBring her insidewith the handhholdOctober 8, 2017

LittleMouse-Today at 12:02 AM

Meri will follow, still keeping a hold on his hand. "Where to find them..."

Xplodingtrees-Today at 12:05 AM

Andthen they go get candles together

LittleMouse-Today at 12:05 AM

YaaaayMeri will grab them so Ivan doesn't have to let go of her hand

Xplodingtrees-Today at 12:06 AM

GOOD PLAN

LittleMouse-Today at 12:07 AM

Mmhmm

Xplodingtrees-Today at 12:07 AM

And then they canput the candle inuhhhDo they light it

LittleMouse-Today at 12:08 AM

Question isHowBecause Meri don't have a light

Xplodingtrees-Today at 12:08 AM

ExactlyLighting itrequirewsivo hand

LittleMouse-Today at 12:10 AM

"...maybe we can light it later."

Xplodingtrees-Today at 12:10 AM

".... yeah...."

LittleMouse-Today at 12:13 AM

"...wanna go back inside?"

Xplodingtrees-Today at 12:13 AM

".... yeah, lets do it...."

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