#and just use he/him as a default 🤷🏽‍♀️

[elizakai]

Reminder that Dreamtale Twins are canonically sexless beings who identify with male pronouns.

yk what that means troops~💫

[sluxt444]

Will they LOSE NNN? (hc)

Feat: bakusquad & Dekusquad

Baku-squad

Bakugou:

No💀. He likes to be successful in everything he does, so the thought of him failing even something as little as no nutt November? Yeah no. He treats it more than a game, ofc he’ll pleasure you but he will NOT let you touch him with a 6ft pole stay away from his dick

Kirishima:

Ehhh depends, if you wanna have sex then he’ll have sex, if you don’t wanna he doesn’t wanna. He doesn’t jerk off and even if he does it’ll be to the thought of you, so 🤷🏽‍♀️. It’s a 50/50

Denki:

yes💀. he does NOT last, especially when you’re in his face 24/7?! yeah it’s over. You have a banging body and just TAUNTING HIM!!! (You just said hi) he doesn’t care that he lost, to be honest. He just wanted to cum, there’s not a high possibility he’ll last. He failed without a partner why would he succeed with one???

Sero:

Yeah BUT he has those ‘get out of nutting free’ cards, and trust me. He will use those “GUYS IT DOESN’T COUNT!” is all he’ll say, so in a way he does fail but he doesn’t at the same time

Mina:

ehhhh I don’t think she’d fail like that? It’s a possibility, send her something? Not fair, but overall I think she gots this

Jirou:

yes, I think she’s the type to listen to audio porn.. SORRY SORRY JS A HC

Deku-Squad

Deku:

Yes, I feel like behind the scenes deku jerks off a lot, that shy persona isn’t fooling me. Especially if he’s in a relationship? And their partner trains to be a hero? AND THEIR PARTNER HAS A FAT ASS- it’s over: he’ll definitely loose💀💀

Todoroki:

Depends on you, if you initiate sex, you’ll get sex, he’ll never be able to tell you no. If you don’t, you don’t, his survival depends on you

Iida:

no, he doesn’t partake in these ‘childish games’ nor does he partake in ‘inappropriate acts’ as a result of that, in a way he wins by default because nobody told him bc he’d tell Aizawa

Uraraka:

no she’s not that sexual nor does she have the time to be, BUT if she was paid too?? That’s a different story

Tsu:

If it’s around her heat or not

[stvllioner]

NSFW Relationship HCs | Tenya Iida

                 Pro Hero!Tenya Iida x [GN]Reader

CONTENT WARNING(S): sexual content, iida loves to pamper reader, iida is the serious type, mentions of oral, iida will do anything for you but is gentle dom coded, established relationship.

WORD COUNT: 416 words.

I/B: iida relationship sfw HCs

READ MORE: masterlist + [students masterlist]

A/N: so i made it gender neutral just cuz the original has no specified pronouns or anything. i def think that iida is this kind of lover... argue with the wall! lol. thank you, @vrtualfairy !

this boy is one to wine and dine you before he rocks your world at the end of the night.

likes to see you all dressed up in the gifts he bought you and loves to butter you up the whole night and probably give you more gifts there too.

+ sometimes you two don't make it to the bedroom, sometimes it's the car or even the entrance hallway you have grown so used to. 🫣

he really likes to see you in the stuff he buys, but this does not mean he forces you to be in stuff he wants unless you like it yourself.

Iida can definitely spend hours making sure to pleasure you and most of his energy goes towards making you feel loved and fulfilled.

doesn't mean that quickies and just straight feral sex doesn't happen, but this is his preferred way of loving on you.

loves to kiss your neck and just hold you before letting his hands wander and the rest is history from there.

tbh he's a leg guy 🤷🏽‍♀️

wear some thigh highs so the elastic squeezes your thighs, or maybe some pantyhose that he can make holes in. or even just your bare legs gets him going.

to be fair no matter what you do he loves it.

Iida is a stickler for most things, but for you he will easily follow your steps because he's so in love with you. this crosses over into the bedroom.

want him on top? you got it. you want him bottom? you got it. you want him rougher? you got it. need to take it slow tonight? he'll spend hours on you.

could give you head for hours and would never complain.

everything about his style is to indulge in you… he literally cannot help himself at all.

favorite position though is sideways because he knows you feel it the most like that and the sounds you make are obscene and so real.

even with his serious composure and uptight nature he really doesn't mind a bit of messy sex, and enjoys it too.

but the other end to that sword is that sex is probably always so serious 😭

he definitely has his silly moments and sometimes the sex can be carefree but his default is just focusing on you.

he takes you so seriously and he just wants you to be comfortable with him okay?!

and they said chivalry is dead!!

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[bruciebatsyy]

new hc: bruce + the batkids + distracting chatter

so this is inspired by the latest chap of @frownyalfred's lovely fic 'hold me loosely' (chapter 4, jason POV) — but i feel like i've also seen other people use this scenario? like, i feel like it's an oddly common recurring bit of bruce characterization in fanfics. anyways, what i'm actually referring to is bruce, when someone around him gets injured on the job, defaulting to listing random facts at them as a way of keeping their mind occupied/off their injury. [fairly often, but not always, it's specifically facts about said injury (ex. "on average XX takes X number of days to heal in a healthy person" "Y% of people will experience XX in their lifetime" etc. etc.)]

...so i was thinking about the thought process bruce would go through in order to arrive on that being his go-to strategy for this kind of scenario, and if you think about it, it actually makes perfect sense? bc i can totally imagine him being like "hmmm so a Normal Person incapacitated in the manner of scenario 259(c)(iii) would likely appreciate/require a distraction from their condition" —> "the most appropriate/comforting distraction that does not hinder my ability to actively continue assisting them is to fill the silence —> "slight problem: i am bad at making conversation" {the genuine kind, not the brucie frivolous-lifestyle-bullshit kind} —> "i can speak about a subject that the injured listener has an interest in" —> "i can speak about a subject that will already be on my mind and will be directly relevant to the listener, as well as assure them that i have the requisite knowledge and am therefore capable of taking care of their injury properly"

...of course, the part that bruce forgets to anticipate is what Injured Party makes of him suddenly turning into an audiobook encyclopedia, and how they might actually respond to that beyond just shutting up and listening to him monologue lmao. thankfully, he gets plenty of practice individualizing his Distraction ManeuverTM accordingly on all of his batkids!

dick: EFFECTIVE. the one this strategy was invented for in the first place — does not deal well with tense silence, also just really loves listening to the sound of his loved one's voices, finds it super relaxing/comforting. used to fall asleep easiest in his family's tent at the circus when he could listen to his mom and dad chat about anything late into the night. he had the perspective to recognize that batman monologuing at you all about the mechanics of the injury you've just received yourself is more than a bit morbid, but hey, he was a bit of a dark-humored morbid kid himself, he doesn't mind 🤷🏽‍♀️

jason: EFFECTIVE. isn't averse to silence in the way dick is, maybe even prefers it mostly — but, when he started out as robin bruce monologued at him when he got injured the first couple times out of habit, and jason definitely noticed and picked up on the pattern. then bruce stopping would have made it weird, so after that he comes to find it comforting in the sense that it's like an endearing habit of bruce's/a familiar routine. so like, he ignores it mostly, but if bruce ever didn't start monologuing at him while he's trying to hold it together he'd definitely notice and be all "hey what the fuck happened" lmao

tim: NOT EFFECTIVE. does not like just listening to bruce growling out mildly-alarming injury statistics, thank you very much. if he can talk, he'll do the talking himself; if he can't, he'll take silence. (also a hand to hold— which bruce eventually learns to provide.)

steph: NOT EFFECTIVE. bruce learns the hard way that steph will interpret him going on about her injury as condescension (which tbf, by definition it kind of is?). his second try is to talk about her performance in the field re: whatever she was doing right before she got injured, which is unsurprisingly received equally poorly. if she can talk, she's definitely talking, and bruce reluctantly learns to tolerate the fact that said chatter is 99% of the time completely unrelated to their current situation. the first time post-war games that he ends up stuck with a steph injured badly enough that she can't fill the silence on her own, in a fit of panicked inspiration he starts telling her about the historical value/sourcing of purple dye, which she teases him endlessly about once she's able to later, but he's just glad that it seems to be implicitly approved of.

cass: SITUATIONALLY EFFECTIVE. cass comes in after tim (and i guess kind of during steph's initial integration into the fam?) so bruce has already been made aware of the possibility that she won't appreciate it. but it turns out that whether cass prefers or dislikes silence varies by the day, honestly, so bruce tends to go for it, and then about 60% of the time he'll get a soft "batman, stop talking, please." (or the equivalent in sign) after a couple minutes lol. (also, even though cass is generally not particularly impolite about it, bruce somehow always feels very effectively chastised by the specific way she tells him to stop: it's like her version of the 'alfred voice'.)

damian: EFFECTIVE. with the unfortunate caveat that if he's capable, he'll certainly be snarking back at bruce the whole time about how he "knows, Father, i memorized the relevant information on these topics when i was five" — but he likes it. he'd never say anything about it, of course, but bruce realizes after some time that being left in silence when bruce is there kind of makes him feel like he's waiting for punishment for being sloppy enough to get injured in the first place.

duke: EFFECTIVE. he doesn't particularly mind silence, but he loves having random general knowledge in factoid form, so he definitely appreciates the monologues. he tends to mostly be content with listening, but he'll also pipe up with corrections occasionally bc he'll tend to have read more recent data.

[batfamfucker]

What about

StephCassKara

Polycule

I'm sorry but I still want Bruce to adopt Steph in my heart. He sees her as a daughter and I can't be convinced otherwise 😭 And I'm not one to ship the Batfamily siblings. However, that is just my own canon that I've formed in my head so whatever you like/However you interpret things is also cool, so if it floats your boat than good for you. Polycule supremacy 💅