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HAPPY BDAY TO MY WIFE MY DARLING MY PRINCESS RASPUTIN! MASTER
May your day be worse than your presence 🙏💋
#my boo#my princess with a disorder#no guys don’t bully him I’m the only one who can#i love him sm#today is his day !!!#let’s dance to Rasputin#and capture your ex#and kill her#doctor who#dr who#dw#ra ra rasputin#Rasputin! master#rasputin doctor who#spy master#spymaster#dhawan!master#rasputin!master#sacha dhawan#the power of the doctor
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tried to tell my faithful eunuch Tucker that he was basically tumblr famous, but he was too focused on defending the homestead to care
#id add this to the main post (OVER 100K WHAT???) but its already too long so new post ig loll#adventures of normalgirl#self potes-trait#(for tooth context he had to have his teeth taken out a few months ago bc they were trying to kill him) (but hes fine now)#also i actually made a slight effort with the shakespearean this time instead of picking words by vibe <3#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#10k#my doods#20k
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It's the best decision I'll ever make
#anya deserves to kill. as a treat#i love her sm u dont understand o(-(#listening to Polly by Nirvana just makes me feel sm worse now o(-(#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#tw blood#tw drugs#my art
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the way that irving and helly's body language INSTANTLY switched from conflict to comfort as soon as helena switched out was INSANE. he cradled her so fiercely AND SHE CLUNG BACK. irving knew he wasnt going to come back from that, but helly was worth more to him than his life was at that point. all she knows is that she's cold and wet and that irving was there, and of course irving wouldnt hurt her, so she embraces him back! anyway they love each other theyre family and i need to bite something
#im losing my goddamn mind#listen. irving is sucidal. helly is suicidal. both of them Get It#so i feel like he understands that helly would rather die along with helena than let her use her body against her friends#and the way that IN DOING THAT he kills himself. knowingly. he knows hes not going to recover from that#severance#severance spoilers
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strong contender for funniest yellowjackets moment to me
#she got her revenge for misty. you did actually kill someone#same delivery i think ghsjdfhgjhdf#i love them so much i'm obsessed with their dynamic#watching yellowjackets#yellowjackets#misty quigley#lottie matthews#q
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"You want some?"
HAILEE STEINFELD as MARY in SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler
#in anticipation of the film's release i Will be sinning everyday#let her bite!!! she's a babygirl who needs a treat!!!!#like you won't let her kill you 🙄#hailee steinfeld#haileesteinfeldedit#ryan coogler#michael b jordan#sinners#sinners 2025#sinnersedit#filmedit#filmgifs#horroredit#horrorsource#femalegifsource#ladiesofcinema#***#the devil works hard but she works harder :)#the way I'm too seated for sinners is terrifying the staff at the cinema
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I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever
#in fairness i’m sure both past robotniks just assumed her illness would be what killed her h a#sxsg#sxsg spoilers#sonic x shadow generations#shadow the hedgehog#maria robotnik#ark siblings#sonic#comic#my art#doodles#so this was pretty much entirely done 24 hours ago#but ironically was distracted from posting earlier by playing sxsg#and then watching snapcube play it cause her delight is addicting#i’m missing 2 chests and 2 bolts and I wanna see if I can pull it off without a guide haha#anyways now I’m thinking about the fact that maria and gerald probably went back to their time assuming maria would die of her sickness#and how that would change their respective behaviors#i bet gerald would be holding out that maria would still live a bit longer#just cause shadow inadvertently revealed he’s from at least 50 years in the future due to having met black doom before#(which rewatching cutscenes to remember this quote he Did try to play off a little bit with some sort of#‘oh what do you think the alien squid meant by ’this time i’ll beat you’ that’s so crazy’ comment)#so hey maybe it wasn’t a perfect cure but she managed to live another 10-20 years at least?#all the more reason to press harder surely!#meanwhile maria is coming to terms with her mortality at age 14 or whatever she is#frankly I bet she came to terms with it long ago the way she seems to be written#okay back to snapcube
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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Found myself strangely obsessed with Skizz and Lizzie… there are apparently brain chemicals in there
#trafficblr#life series#traffic smp#wild life smp#ldshadowlady#skizzleman#fanart#idk like she’s only lost lives to Skizz killing her#and she does not intend to endear herself to him but it happens accidentally#idk Skizz is pathetic and is sitting there like noooooo- your so nice I’d do anything you ask now fuckkkk#Lizzie Ldshadowlady is so cool
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The vampire comic featuring Marty and Clarice that I made for my comics class this semester :DD enemies to lovers to ??????? but I promise eventually there's a happy ending
#character design#character art#digital illustration#character designer#ocs#digital art#comic#vampires#wyd when you're a vampire hunter but fall in love with a vampire spawn#but then she becomes a vampire lord and leaves you to take revenge on the other vampire lords#but not before you guys lowkey get married#and then you're tasked with killing her by your vampire hunter guild
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always brother
#gemitus#disco elysium#this is the check where harry can deduce annette is biting her nails but tbh what does thinking about killing famous people#have to do with the odds. is he just too distracted by thinking of killing famous people to pay attention
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I need to get this off my chest before I go INSANE.
"You are not immune to propaganda"
This is the main thought I have when people are talking about Effie.
Effie is a clear example of that and people are kinda missing the point.
Suzanne take time to establish that not all Capitol citizens are pure evil, even if they're not rebels. We see it in Katniss' stylists, the girl in the lemon coat, countless kids that died in that bombing, people who died at the hands of both Peacekeepers and rebels alike.
We see it in Effie.
Over the course of the series, Katniss learns that capitol citizens are humans, ones that were put under years upon years of propaganda, with no knowledge on how to behave differently.
The whole message of the series is "remember who the real enemy is". It's the higher powers oppressing people, not common people living privileged life. That is why Katniss shoots Coin, that is why Games, of any kind, had to stop.
Some people focus too much on Effie being typical capitolite, and miss the crucial element of what she is representing. She is a picture of a person who lived their whole life under propaganda and could only break away from it when faced with real facts that contradicted it. Katniss and Peeta being reaped again, shattered Effie's view on Games, making her see through the propaganda.
It doesn't make Effie evil to change only after that.
Sotr also established that Trinkets are an ostracized family, one that is least likely to rebel since they'd be the first ones to go. They need to keep being in the system to survive, they need to comply or they die.
The difference between propaganda in Captiol and Districts is simple.
Districts are confronted with harsh reality daily, Capitol isn't.
That's why propaganda in the Capitol is more effective and why it's harder to break away from it. We cannot judge those characters as if they have access to all the information we have, since it's simply not true.
Effie is a woman in a situation where it's hard to break from the hold of Capitol, from the information that's being fed to her, you have to remember that.
#Also she is still kind#she still didn't lose her kindness in the face of propaganda#and in my opinion that's important too#she is never shown to enjoy the cruelty of games#pegantry? beauty? yes#but the killing? we are never shown that she enjoys it#even subconsciously she knows it's wrong yet the propaganda fed to her makes her believe it's right#idk man i think ppl are forgetting the point and that's she's not the villain even if she is privalaged#thg#the hunger games#sunrise on the reaping#thg sotr#sotr#effie trinket#hunger games#thg effie
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I love mabel and bill and i want to see them being bffs but i cannot see an interaction between them going any way other than this
#mabel has so much kindness in her heart but not for bill#mabel hates toxic exes#dipper is “I will kill you bill”#mabel is “I will make your life hell if you dont change and grow as a person”#bill finds mabel much more threatening#handyman bill au#bill gravity falls#gravityfalls#gravity falls#bill cipher#the book of bill#book of bill#billford#mabel pines#gravity falls mabel#gf mabel#gravityfalls fanart#my art#digital art#art#krita#digital aritst
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It’s ladies night at the gay bar Eddie works at which means no men allowed, which means, ‘how the hell did this dork in a polo make it pass the bouncer and how the hell has no one complained about him yet?’
Eddie watches the admittedly gorgeous guy approach the bar and ask for a drink. Eddie responds with, “How did you get past Frank?”
“The bouncer?” Pretty boy asks. “Oh, I asked if I could come in.”
“You asked?”
“Yeah?”
“And he let you?”
“Yeahhh?”
“None of these girls are going to go for you,” Eddie tells him in case he somehow missed that this was the queerest bar in town. “They’re lesbians. They like women.”
“I know!” The guy - Steve, Eddie will find out later - smiles, bright and big. “Isn’t that great?!”
Something in Eddie curdles with disgust because, “Nice try, buddy. You’re not going to ‘turn’ a lesbian.”
“Hope not,” Steve laughs and then pulls a stack of Polaroids out of his pocket. “Look at this.”
He holds one out to Eddie, showing him the image of a girl looking done-as-shit with the camera in her face. There’s a phone number written at the bottom.
“This is Robin," Steve says fondly. “Shes my best friend, and a lesbian, and the best person I’ve ever met, and I love her…she deserves a girlfriend so I’m-“
“Advertising her?”
“Helping get her a date,” Steve finishes. “This will make a great story at their wedding.”
“That’s insane…and strangely endearing.”
“Yeah, I’m like that,” Steve says, sliding over a Polaroid of Robin giving the camera the bird. “That’s my phone number too. Just so you know.”
#Steve basically: I’m going to get Robin a girlfriend in the most mortifyingly embarrassing way possible even if it kills me#also Steve: *drunk crying to a group of lesbians that adopted him about how Robin is so awkward and deserves to be love despite that*#Robin randomly getting an influx of attractive women hitting on her at her campus bookstore job: ????#Robin: Steve has something to do with this. I don’t know how but I know he does#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley
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Obsessed with the idea of Mobei Jun going through most of his life thinking that he's the only one smart enough to pick up on Shang Qinghua's worth and try to court him, only to walk into a room one day (prior to his ascension) and see Luo Binghe's husband beating up his man in what is clearly a non-serious and recreational fashion.
Just how long has this been going on for? Is this why Qinghua has never formally accepted any of his proposals? How is he supposed to retaliate when Junshang will kill him on the spot for any perceived attack on his husband? The one guy he probably can't challenge to a duel, and he's clearly trying to seduce Mobei's man out from under him!
But what can he do? More violence? Sluttier outfits? Longer attempts at meaningful eye-contact? He was already pulling out all the stops, what does this stupid scholar have that he doesn't, huh?
#svsss#scum villain#scum villain's self saving system#moshang#mobei jun#shang qinghua#emergency alert someone else has noticed qinghua and it seems qinghua is interested in him as well#mbj has no idea what to do with this he's never had to lower himself to compete for sqh's interest before#even worse it's someone he can't immediately kill on the spot#at this rate he's going to have to ask sha hualing for the name of her tailor#plunging necklines don't fail him now
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there's lots of things to talk about in the huge dump of "CANCELLED PLANS FOR DISCO ELYSIUM 2: CUNO BOOGALOO" but i am fixated on this little diagram of a mechanic where the better the kids are getting along, the closer they will walk to each other, and at maximum, they start holding hands

the whole game was going to be based on this complicated relationship between two traumatized orphans. and then it was going to end with them fighting to the death
#disco elysium#locust city#the fact that cuno and cunoesse were going to share skills? sharing a fucking brain??#so at the end of the game if one of them is dead they have fucking lost half of themselves#apparently the 'cuno kills cunoesse' ending he just uhhhh goes to wait for death in an abandoned prison. punishing himself eternally#even though she was planning on killing (or 'killing') him from the very beginning aaAAAAAAGH. BUT HE STILL LOVED HER#proud
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