#and lowkey deadpool and wolverine

[whatsupspaceman]

presses my head up against the barrel of the gun you have pointed at me and smiles at you with all the love in my heart i have

[sofuss-y]

deadpool, wolverine, and the child deadpool baby trapped him with, dogpool !!!!

[malone-fanart]

your daily dose of poolverine coming right up

the shirts are real btw lmao i got them from pinterest

[drac0line1nn1t]

Logan: You wanna fuckin treat me like a cat? Fine.

Wade: Peanut please don't do this- you don't have to do this-

*Logan pushes Wade's lucky red mug off the counter*

*Wade falls to his knees dramatically weeping over his favourite mug*

[platossoulmates]

they worked it out on the remix (in their conjoined bedrooms)

[fullyerecteggplant]

wade wilson’s particular brand of pansexual is vanessa and any man who is at least partially made of metal

[buk0wskis]

SO I JUST CAME ACROSS THIS ON TWITTER

and i’m like “oh these are cute” BUT UPON FURTHER INSPECTION.

BABYGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!! HES LITTLE!!!!!!!!!

i’m gonna try to see if i can find these on my own and get john’s page like my life depends on it. smug lil loser i loooooove him

[twilightkitkat]

Hear me out y'all, I've been talking about multiverse shenanigans lately so what if Wade literally became Spiderman?

The TVA sent Wade on a mission to protect the anchor being of another universe, Spiderman. Except... there was a small hiccup. Wade got there right as Spiderman died. He was officially brain-dead, even if his blood was still circulating.

So, naturally, the TVA employee in charge of this universe panicked and fucked things up further. By putting Wade's conscience into Spiderman. Hooray!!

Now time to undo this shit and get back to his universe. Except... that doesn't happen. Because the portal closes and he's stuck here, with his own fucking vegetative state body. While he's in the body of Spiderman. Shit.

Fuck the TVA. And their shitty employees lie to cover their own asses and hide the fact that Wade just replaced the anchor being of another universe.

And Wade... has to pretend to be him, for better or worse. Because the mission was to get this timeline roughly where the Sacred Timeline left off. Or it'd collapse. With him in it.

(Which he thought he could do by saving Spiderman and letting him make the same decisions as he did originally, but noooooo. Now he has to imitate Peter and remember what the hell he did in the Sacred Timeline. Thank God for the fourth wall, because Wade does not share the same decision-making process as this guy.)

And Wade manages. Poorly. Especially when he has to hide his own body in the closet, which is miraculously still breathing.

But he tries! He attends high school for the first time in forever (yikes) and somehow manages to not flunk out, he acclimates himself to Peter's powers, goes web-slinging (with a much better costume, thank you), and talks to all of the right people. He manages all of Peter's tasks while trying not to focus on how much he misses his home and how he wishes Logan were here.

But it's insanely awkward. Especially when the people around him notice how weird he's been acting. Namely Peter's best friend and aunt. (And that's a whole other can of worms that Wade's trying his best to avoid.)

He nearly fucking stabs Flash with his pencil when he made fun of him, only held back by Ned tugging at his arm and asking what was wrong. (He does, however, steal his clothes after gym. Payback.) And he kind of forgets to get with MJ, oopsies! Not his type. (Especially with the whole teenager thing. And the fact that he's already kind of in love with someone. Who he misses incredibly and sometimes wonders if they'll come for him...)

He manages to meet Tony Stark around the same time as Peter and wow this is awkward. Because Wade knows what the Accords are and quite frankly, is very vehemently against them. But he grumbles and reluctantly goes with him. And manages to do a lot more damage than the original Spiderman, huh. Guess his years of experience stacked up well against a literal teenager.

His relationship with Tony would be especially interesting. Because in the original timeline, it was almost paternal. But Wade is not shopping for father figures, especially ones who are around his age and not nearly as experienced, so he manages to laugh it off. (Even if it does feel nice, privately, to be cared for.)

Everything comes to a head when Wade's staring blankly at the board in class, trying to will himself to focus. Until the teacher says a new student is coming in. Wade's been here for a few years now and he's now 18 and it's his senior year. (...It's weird to think he'd actually go to college. And it won't even fucking transfer back home, so it's all for nothing.) Point is, nobody transfers senior year.

So he looks up with vague curiosity to see a younger version of Logan.

What the fuck.

He didn't keep incredibly close tabs on the X-men of this universe (partially out of respect, partially out of fear) but he knew that they were all alive. They were more adamant about wearing masks and "protecting their identity" in this world so there wasn't much information. But apparently, Logan was just as young-looking as in the first X-men movie. Hugh Jackman really was fine, back then.

But what the hell was Logan doing in high school? Even in another universe, it's a central plot point that he's over 200 years old. He just looks young. (Not that Wade is much better, sporting the middle-aged man-turned-teenager look.)

Until Logan's eyes fix on him. He was looking at him with very intense emotion in his eyes, something Wade couldn't exactly name.

Not until he's shoved up against the locker in some shitty corner, claws pressed against his neck as Logan snarls at him and asks where the fuck was Wade and what did he do with him.

And Wade doesn't know whether to laugh or cry. Because, on one hand, this is objectively hilarious and he's really happy to see his Logan had somehow possessed this one. But on the other hand, he kind of isn't immortal right now and he doesn't want to test his luck.

So he manages to spit out the story. And Logan stares at him with shock and then trepidation and then genuine relief and suddenly he's hugging him and clinging to him and burying his face in his neck and oh shit is he crying?

They stay there even as the next bell rings, dropping to the floor and just sitting together.

All goes well until Ned comes looking and finds Wade with Logan leaning against him, head on his shoulder, and holding his hand. And now he has to explain to his aunt, to his best friend, and to his mentor who the fuck Logan was and why he's following him everywhere now. ("Don't worry! Him and I go wayyyyy back, he's been my online friend for years. He just transferred here recently, sorry I forgot to say haha...")

And then it just devolves into everyone being vaguely shocked as Logan and Wade act super affectionate while trying to figure out how the hell to escape the timeline. Not that Wade doesn't appreciate not being in pain constantly, but he kinda has a life back there. And yeah, these people are attached to him (and he's started to care too) but they don't really know him. They just know he suddenly became a master in fighting and insanely competent (and kind of fucking crazy) one night after getting a concussion. Hell, Mr. Stark only met him in the suit for the first half of their relationship because Wade was wayyy better at keeping his identity a secret than Peter.

It'd just be interesting to see how canon would diverge and how the characters would react to Logan suddenly coming in and insisting on being a fucking guard dog at all times. Everyone is vaguely concerned and thinks that "Peter" is in a toxic relationship where the other party is demanding until they see how reciprocal it is. (And what the hell?) And how they seem to get each other and make odd references and somehow share the same edgy humor brand.

[flovoid]

TEAM KETCHUP OR MUSTARD???

[spacefunclubs]

For Good Omens S3 (IF it gets made), can we PLEASE have the type of marketing and interviews with David and Michael that we were robbed of last year for S2 bc of the strikes and let it have the same chaotic energy that Ryan and Hugh had for the Deadpool and Wolverine marketing?

I'm actually fucking DYING to see a lie detector test between David and Michael since the Taika and Rhys one or hell, even a Hot Ones or Chicken Shop Date interview PLEASE @ AMAZON HEAR ME OUT -

[gossippool]

more clownpool.... clownpool save me

[juicezone]

Could you maybe draw a pouty baby Wolverine snuggling with Deadpool? - Deuce

Don't think abt how this is like... 300 lbs of metal squishing Deadpool look he's FINE with it. but yeah lil wolvie just so grumby (place your bets: skipped nap or dropped a snack) so logically. they're gonna squish onto an old raggedy couch for some Wolvie Snuggles

@deuce-t-agere !

[Image ID: The characters are Deadpool and Wolverine. They are sitting on a green couch with some tears in it. Deadpool is wearing a pair of purple pajama pants with darker purple circles and a nyan cat long-short sleeve combo shirt. Wolverine is laying with his head on Deadpool's lap and an arm hanging over. He is wearing a yellow shirt and blue striped pajama pants. Wolverine has a grumpy look on his face and Deadpool looks amused. End Image ID]

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[lostdathomirian]

they sure look like very good friends!!!

[brainrotcharacters]

screencap kind of slaps????

Cassandra Nova, matter and antimatter in hand, with every intention to destroy the world

Wade Wilson, between matter and antimatter, with every intention to save the world

[skeetybeetler]

I SAW DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE TODAY loved it a lot also there was so much tension between Deadpool and Wolverine I half expected them to start making out

[demonicseries]

Because why not, here’s a snippet from a Deadpool/Wolverine sitcom that’s in my wips, which would be in script format:

*we see the ending shots of D&W playing with the edges of the TV in the apartment. After the last shot of the masks we cut to Deadpool on the couch, watching it.

“Wasn’t that a great movie, Peanut?” Wade says to Wolverine

We pan to Logan

“The tv’s off, Wade”

Sharp cut to a blank tv.

“They know what I’m talking about”

“Who’s they”

“The audience. We just got greenlit for a sitcom”

“We did?”

“Ok, not yet. This is just the script. But go with me on this.”

“If it’ll get you to clean this damn apartment, then fine”

Cut to the disastrous apartment. Cut back

“You’re right! The couch is the focal point of all (word) sitcoms. We can’t have it looking like (joke? Or just put “this”)

“Is this how you live?”

“It how we live. We’re roomies now!” Wade gives him a squeeze

“Just clean the fucking couch Wade” Wade moves away now

“Fine— but only because it gives me something to do while our title sequence is playing. I wonder what song it’s gonna be.”

TITLE SEQUENCE — song TBD

We see Wade only start to clean the mostly dirty couch.

“That’s it? It’s so short I barely had anything to work with! — (turn to camera) hmm, usually its the other person saying that to me — Logan, if you could hear me, that’s a joke. No one’s ever needed to say that to me, I swear.—- (to camera) saved it.