#and nexu is a clone oc of mine

[cuddles-with-dragons]

a shitload of incorrect quotes

Tech: *clicks pen* Crosshair: *clicks pen in response* Wrecker: Stop that. Tech: Stop what? Wrecker: You’re talking about me in Morse code! Tech: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out! *later* Crosshair, to Omega: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

Hunter: What’s something you guys are better than Crosshair at? Wrecker: Mario Kart. Omega: Yeah, all video games except first-person shooters and The Last Of Us. Tech: Emotional vulnerability.

Tech: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be? Hunter: Maybe a bit tipsy? Echo: Drunk. Wrecker: Wasted. Crosshair: Dead.

Echo, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Tech, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Crosshair, pulling out a Pokémon card: Absol, I choose you! Hunter, trembling: What are we playing?!

Wrecker: What is love? Hunter: An emotional minefield. Tech: A neurochemical reaction. Omega: Baby don't hurt me.

Crosshair: What starts with F and ends with Uck? Echo: No it doesn't. Tech: Firetruck! Omega: FUCK!

Omega: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies. Hunter: You’re too young to have enemies. Omega: You don’t even know.

Crosshair: If I die, you can have what little I own. Hunter: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? Crosshair: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Hunter: Hunter: *Sigh* Let me call your therapist again.

Nexu: I’m not a doctor, I’m a medic. Wrecker: What’s the difference then? Nexu: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die. Crosshair: Note to self; never get shot.

Crosshair: Hand me the people opener. Hunter: ... Hunter: Pardon? Crosshair, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me! Hunter, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER? Crosshair: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle? Hunter: Knife. It's called a knife.

Omega, hugging Crosshair: Do you feel any better? Crosshair: I feel much better now that you're here with me. *Hunter walks in* Crosshair: I feel half better.

Hunter: Would you rather kill Tech, or— Echo: Yes, kill them. Hunter: I didn’t say the other thing— Echo: I don’t need to hear it. Tech: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.

Benji, to cadet Crosshair: Oh my stars you are so cute and small! Crosshair: *proceeds to kick him in the shin and run away* Hunter, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Crosshair cute or small.

Hunter: Omega is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind. Crosshair: Murder? Omega: Murder.

Hunter: How high are you? Crosshair: 6'4". Tech: No, he's asking what drugs are you on. Crosshair: Oh, antidepressants, why?

Crosshair: Hey, do you know the password to Hunter’s computer? Omega: Fuck you, Crosshair. Crosshair: Hey!! Omega: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouCrosshair". Crosshair: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

Omega: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Echo: Wasn’t Crosshair with you? Crosshair: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Tech: I will find us a ride. Tech: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone. Omega: Oh, please. We're not children. *Tech leaves* Omega, casually: ...Eat shit and die. Crosshair, also casually: Yes, fuck you.

Omega: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Crosshair: I'm a knife. Wrecker, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

Crosshair: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime. Echo: I like how this is a "fun" fact. Hunter: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.

[silversong79]

Fic Commissions!

“Rowan was hunting when he found her - looking for mice and grasshoppers to feed the hive. Instead, he found a fairy he'd never seen before, unlike any of the hives for miles around. She was crumpled on the forest floor in a pile of leaves, rips in her beautiful wings and dark bruises on her soft brown skin. At first he thought she was dead, and his heart sank - but then she stirred, and made a weak, pained sound. He opened his wings and dropped to the ground beside her, anxiously checking her over for serious injuries. "Can you hear me? What happened to you?" Gingerly he lifted her into his arms, careful of her injured wings. "Just hold on, lovely. I'll take care of you." 

“The woman, unnamed and forgotten, sat as she always did - wrapped in a thick blue blanket that dwarfed her, settled in a rocking chair in the patient lounge and staring out the window at nothing. Soft blonde hair, half heartedly tied back by a nurse, fell on either side of her face down to her pale collarbones. She was calm, undisturbed, her pale pink lips moving almost silently. But her eyes - lovely, sweet brown doe eyes warm as milk chocolate - they held a vacant sadness and anxiety, as always.”

“From the Faerie side of things, the ring was merely a gathering place - a place of power and magic, certainly, but no more than that. At most it was a single gateway among hundreds. But on the human side….Like a drain at the bottom of a bathtub, the ring was a nexus of magnetic resonance, of bewitching siren songs that drew in and collected the refuse of human society like leaves in the wind. Homeless addicts, runaways, criminals - anyone alone and vulnerable was certain to be taken. They weren't the only ones, but usually a companion could pull an entranced human away from the music. Tonight upon the harvest moon, which hung full and huge in the sky, the ring sent out its tendrils further than ever to ensnare the unwary.”

Three examples of (unpublished) work I’ve done, with a friend ( @wiccanbat , who does heartbreakingly phenomenal art and has commissions open by the way!!) These were written for fun, in my spare time. Now imagine what I could do if you pay me for it...Yes, this is a commission post! I won’t bore you with my sad story (unless you ask, that is) but like most people, my family and I would greatly benefit from more income. Long story short, I’m unable to do traditional work right now - but I can write, and I know I’m pretty decent at it. 

Fandoms: MCU, DC, ATLA, Legend of Korra, Avatar (2009), Lord of the Rings/Tolkien, Star Wars (Esp. the Clone Wars era), Wynonna Earp, Trollhunters, Stranger Things, Dragon Age Inquisition, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Origins. If you don’t see something you want here, ask me! I might have just forgotten to write it down. 

Stuff I’ll write: gen, ships, polyships, mild nsfw, ocs (yours or mine, I would DIE if someone commissioned me to write about my babies), reader-insert, angst, fluff, au, hurt/comfort, injuries, discussions of death. Most comfortable with f/f and f/m, less so with m/m (mostly because it’s outside my realm of expertise and experience and I don’t want to be disrespectful) but I can still write it!

Stuff I won’t: Major character death on screen, miscarriage, abortion, graphic violence, graphic or extreme nsfw (Basically ask first if I can do something and I’ll let you know!)

Prices: Base price is $5/300 words, $15/500 for nsfw or something I’m less comfortable with. Tips are appreciated but not mandatory and prices are somewhat flexible. Half of payment is due up front, the rest once you’ve received the document, which will be sent via email.

DM me here, on Discord as EmTheGrey, or email me at finnsky2187@gmail.com.

Looking forward to writing for you!!