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[breannasfluff]

Jason's Bookstore

It’s 4:26 PM on a Thursday when the real estate listing goes up in Gotham. It reads thus:

Quaint bookstore boasts more than 1,000 ft of retail space, with room for expansion. All books and furnishings included in sale. Cozy living space on second level with separate entrance, unfurnished, updated plumbing. Real wood and arched doorways add character. Remote showings only, but inspection documents available. Located on the edge of Robbinsville neighborhood. Bookstore name cannot be changed.

2 Bed | 2.5 Bath | Year Built: 1748 | Building SF: 1,800 | Price: $250,000

The year built is clearly a typo, but the rest of the ad looks promising. Jason clicks, opening the pictures and letting his imagination run away on having his own bookstore. It couldn’t hurt to look…right?

There’s a virtual showing. There are inspection papers. There’s an offer. There’s a sale, and papers signed in ink. Money is wired to an account. A deed is filled to the name of one Jason Todd-Wayne for a business called [Name TBD]. Keys are handed over. It’s all very prescriptive and boring.

What’s strange is that no real estate agent listed the bookshop for sale. The account the money was wired to vanishes. The online listings–only ever seen by Jason–digitally unwrite themselves. The bookshop simultaneously never existed and has always been a neighborhood feature. 

In other news, John Constantine comes home to find a neat pile of his belongings, packed by an unseen hand, and no house.

But that part doesn’t really matter. 

What matters is Jason owning a magical bookstore–only he doesn't know it yet.

[autistic-dazai]

it must suck to do an assassination and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[noknowshame]

bringing it up again for the millionth time but I'm still obsessed with the way that hannibal lecter is canonically aware of the narrative not because its ever explicitly stated but because the author who created him genuinely believes this to be true and stopped writing the book series because he's afraid of him

[eddiegayass]

We're on track for an all timer of a day on twitter dot com

[timetravellingkitty]

being on doxxing terms with a tumblr mutual is kinda funny like we met at yaoi university and now an year later we both know each other's exact locations

[purrplpng]

their greed sickens me

bs doesnt actually care about this stupid sheep he just wants to beef with gc and piss her off😭

[ridleymb]

I was impressed by Rich Cheese cookie so I wanted to draw something about her

I drew this last month

[larkiethings]

shaking my head while playing neko atsume so people know that I don’t support outdoor cats

[ashcremated]

Winter, spring, summer and fall, four seasons, four loves

(i did this art for the zukka week of a couple of years ago but zukka still real and true 🤟🔥)

[i-will-not-be-caged]

I feel like we need to talk more about how fucking boring depression can be. I pick up a book and can’t read more than a few sentences, a chapter if I’m lucky, before I can’t focus. I knit two rows of something and then can’t continue. I scroll through all the different options of shows I haven’t watched without clicking on any of them. I hop from app to app looking for content that will spark literally any single emotion. It’s not even 10am and I already feel like I’m just waiting until it’s time to go back to bed.

I hate it I hate it I hate it

[m3djed]

i think if i focused really really hard i could grow a leaf

[chloesimaginationthings]

Poppy playtime Doctor and William Afton are besties

[els-moonleaf]

hey! *rotoscopes your fool*

[akanemnon]

I had a vision