#and stay away from bill!!
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intoxi-tooned · 10 months ago
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“I’m offering you a deal—a whole smorgasbord of power and information. I help you with your little quest, and all you have to do is owe me a favor.”- Bill (Ch. 338)
@emolly242 (sorry for the tag but I saw your drawing of Bill bendy and you inspired me)
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icewindandboringhorror · 4 months ago
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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intistone · 9 months ago
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can we have the lotl and little bill meeting?
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the baby is 100% sure that its a frog
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beardedmrbean · 4 months ago
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I don't remember this part of Gravity Falls
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rebel-hunk-enjoyer · 3 months ago
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what I picture when I see the sith holocron described as "evil triangle"
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davidzochi · 1 month ago
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i should revisit making another angel bill... if anyone has requests of what to dress up bill in let me know!
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Part 2 of this post
Ford, genuinely, has no clue what is wrong with these children. He tried ignoring it, in an attempt to keep them safe from everything that still follows his family (cough cough bill) but he just. couldn't. they have glowing eyes, sharp teeth, half of them seem to blend into the shadows- It's only until they try to leave and run straight into the weirdness barrier that he realizes they must not be human- he was trying to ignore that instinct, but if they can't leave then...
Danny is freaking out, just a little. they can't leave this stupid town they got sent on for a field trip anymore, and he doesn't know whats happening over in amity anymore- are his parents safe? are the ghosts staying in the ghost zone like he asked until this all blows over? and then there's the weird man and his nephew that have been eyeing him and his classmates and watching them like a hawk the entire time they've been stuck- he thought it was just them being wary of new people at first, but considering they're barely watching the less liminal of them? danny is pretty sure he stumbled upon ghost hunters. again.
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emfleaa · 9 months ago
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“Maybe telling Pinetree that wasn’t such an amazing idea, considering how the kid stiffens and gulps, still panting out breaths. “I can’t! I can’t do this, I can’t!” Then the boy is bursting into frenzied tears, wailing. The kid buries himself into Cipher, holding him so tightly that Bill is almost concerned Dipper is trying to kill him . Pinetree sobs and sobs and sobs , begging for his sister, his mother, his father, his great uncles for help. To make this nightmare end, to be left alone from this torment.
Bill doesn’t know what to do. He just stands there stiffly, staring down at the boy who’s pressed his face into his shirt to try and hide as he cries. Something within him aches. He hates it. Awkwardly, he reaches and pats Dipper’s shoulder slowly and lightly, face scrunched in discomfort. “Uh.. there…there..” Cipher grimaces. The kid sniffles sharply, clinging to him for dear life. “I want to go home.” Pinetree chokes out.”
scene from chap 32 of my fic.
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mermaidslabyrinth · 16 days ago
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willapines618thesecond · 21 days ago
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i just realized why i can relate to Mabel and Ford so much. My ex literally did the same thing that Bill/Gideon did to them. I mean, he didn't trap me in a fantasy bubble world or turn me into gold or anything, but he did follow me around my school after we broke up, which was SO DUMB since we'd only been together for a month and i had already felt pressured in the first place to be his gf. plus, he tried to get my sister to be his friend to make himself look good (mind you, she's two years younger than me. anyways, the whole situation was very uncomfortable (but it got resolved dw!) and I can't believe it took me so long to realize why Gideon and Bill felt a little familar to me lol. i can be rather silly.
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futuremrscameron · 9 months ago
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luke being mean to these babies i’ll kill him
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cracking-cipher · 1 year ago
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TBOB spoilers:
"By a monster."
"It would eat you alive, Sixer."
Get some real therapy, you Edward Cullen ass triangle.
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cosmogyros · 5 months ago
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I'm going to lose itttttttttttt
November was my first month of unemployment; I got my benefits for the month on December 6.
The Agentur für Arbeit did not pay me for December, without explanation, and once I called their headquarters and complained, I got a double payment at the start of February (covering the months of December and January, I guess).
Then they messaged me that they're stopping my benefits, and that they would explain why "in a separate letter". Guess what: I never got the separate letter!!!
And now I've received a letter from my health insurance implying that if I'm really not receiving any unemployment benefits anymore, I may be in danger of losing my health insurance.
COME ON, GERMANY. How hard can it be to just send me a certain amount of money every month? Why has there been some stressful technical issue around receiving my benefits EVERY month since this has started?
I'm basically staying at home all day every day and barely living my life because I constantly don't know if I'm going to have an empty bank account at the end of the month or if I'll actually get paid this time. This is so fucking stressful and I hate it. Why is the AfA SO dysfunctional?
And more importantly, why the hell would they cancel my benefits with no explanation??? Also they just informed me on Friday that I've still got a meeting scheduled with my advisor, for March 18. But like... why would they be scheduling meetings with me after having randomly stopped my benefits? Surely if my benefits are canceled, that means I'm not a "client" of theirs anymore.
This is so stressful omfg. I technically have enough money to cover rent for a few more months, but then my entire life savings would be gone and I'd still be in debt and jobless. And that doesn't sound like a pleasant prospect 🙃
I know I am legally entitled to get 1500 euros a month, every month, for ONE WHOLE YEAR. Even the AfA themselves sent me an official document stating that.
But in practice, I've had to fight tooth and nail to get those benefits for even three months, and now they're suddenly like, "Oh we're not gonna give you any more money, AND we won't tell you why either :3 Byeeee!" So I'm mad af. WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME THE REASON YOU'RE CUTTING ME OFF?!?!??!??
#bürokratie#o hear my sad complaint#cosmo gyres#thinking about that post i saw once about long-term financial trauma#how if you've never had financial security it seeps into you on the deepest level#how whenever anything financially 'good' happens to me i can't really believe it. and i refuse to take advantage of it and take risks#like i heard that i was entitled to 1500 euros per month for a year (more than enough to live on for me) and i thought#'maybe during this time off i can finally visit a few friends who've been begging me to visit them for literally years'#not far away; i'd go for like a week max and stay with them and the easyjet/ryanair flights are like 40 bucks each#like: the most non-financially-intimidating travel prospects ever. AND YET!!!#something in me put it off and didn't feel confident planning those visits#and now i am being so. so. so justified in that paranoia#something always goes wrong and financially fucks me over#and even the tiny cushion i have right now is so little that if i'd gone ahead and booked those flights i would be even more fucked now#it's sad as hell that i'm nervously holding myself back from even the smallest indulgences that would make me happy#and that my life circumstances constantly brutally confirm that it was the right choice to be nervous and hold back :(#anyway. fuck. if anyone wants to donate to my ko-fi that would be awesome :')#i also feel very very confirmed in my instinctive sense to not move ahead with scheduling that surgery any time soon#that's just another indulgence i can't afford at this rate. if i get any money it's going straight to rent and bills lol#tag rant
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marshmellowtea · 8 months ago
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was thinking about the munchausen by proxy au at work today lads......while i feel that chris is probably one of the median/older members of the society in canon verse i'm tempted to make him the youngest of the group in this au just for Flavor. just to add to the "oh god he's just a little guy" factor of it all
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halfelven · 5 months ago
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reading other people’s ma theses and getting irrationally jealous of their dedication sections where they list all the people who emotionally or financially or physically (as in doing cooking and such? what is that called) supported them through their work and didn’t let them give up
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nightmareprincessrabbit · 3 months ago
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Every single BillFord hater need to have passionate sex with me right now
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