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“I’m offering you a deal—a whole smorgasbord of power and information. I help you with your little quest, and all you have to do is owe me a favor.”- Bill (Ch. 338)
@emolly242 (sorry for the tag but I saw your drawing of Bill bendy and you inspired me)
#bendy and boris in the inky mystery#the inky mystery#babitim#quest bendy#bad ending#I had this idea for awhile ever since I read chapter 338#but I never got around to drawing it until now 😅#stay safe bendy#and stay away from bill!!#my art
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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can we have the lotl and little bill meeting?
the baby is 100% sure that its a frog
#the lotl checks in to see how the orb and his big bro are doing#it stays away from bill (because bill strongly dislikes it) but is happy to approach the smol#the smol doesnt mind a giant frog fren#big bro bill au#baby bill gravity falls#bill ci the all seeing eye#inti answers#bill cipher#the book of bill#gravity falls bill#gravity falls#baby bill cipher#tbob#tbob fanart#tbob spoilers
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I don't remember this part of Gravity Falls
#g'night everyone#be kind#and stay away from the triangles#bill cipher#dr who#gravity falls#first doctor#Richard Hurndall#the five doctors
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what I picture when I see the sith holocron described as "evil triangle"
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i should revisit making another angel bill... if anyone has requests of what to dress up bill in let me know!
#bill cipher#bill cipher art#bill cipher fanart#character art#my art#davidzochi art#gravity falls#gravity falls art#gravity falls fanart#sketch dump#art dump#traditional art#sketch#doodle#bunny bill appears again#if someone has ideas of what to draw him in go and let me know#might take a while to appear here since these are still from all the way back in april#but hey we are getting there#the heart pupil really stayed#is interesting to see how i started to figure out how to draw him more and more!#and how far away i am getting from canon bill as time goes on...#anyways#here he is
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Part 2 of this post
Ford, genuinely, has no clue what is wrong with these children. He tried ignoring it, in an attempt to keep them safe from everything that still follows his family (cough cough bill) but he just. couldn't. they have glowing eyes, sharp teeth, half of them seem to blend into the shadows- It's only until they try to leave and run straight into the weirdness barrier that he realizes they must not be human- he was trying to ignore that instinct, but if they can't leave then...
Danny is freaking out, just a little. they can't leave this stupid town they got sent on for a field trip anymore, and he doesn't know whats happening over in amity anymore- are his parents safe? are the ghosts staying in the ghost zone like he asked until this all blows over? and then there's the weird man and his nephew that have been eyeing him and his classmates and watching them like a hawk the entire time they've been stuck- he thought it was just them being wary of new people at first, but considering they're barely watching the less liminal of them? danny is pretty sure he stumbled upon ghost hunters. again.
#might be ooc on ford's part#I haven't watch the show in a hot minute#danny is wary of the strange man watching him and his classmates because he is so used to being hunted he automatically assumes its that#ford is wary of these 'school children' because he's so used to monsters trying to kill them or take over the town he also assumes#bill finds this hilarious but is also staying far far away from danny because y'know#Mabel is stuck between flirting with all of the guys#and also maybe discovering she's bi#also before anyone jumps me#we are going with it being after the second summer they are staying#so mabel and dipper are 14#and danny and his class are still the same age as in the show#which is 14#ANYWAY#was gonna make this everlasting trio#but then considered Mabel x Sam and have changed my mind#I am calling them gothic whimsy#but if you have a better ship name tell me#also probably danny x dipper for funsies#but I might make it danny x dipper x wes#because dipper and wes have the same general vibe#I'd probably call them spectral detectives#also unseen is wes finally getting to feel liberated that somebody else gets to desperately attempt to convince ppl something is off#gothic whimsy#Spectral detectives#gravity falls#danny phantom#dpxgf#danny fenton#ford pines#grunkle ford
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“Maybe telling Pinetree that wasn’t such an amazing idea, considering how the kid stiffens and gulps, still panting out breaths. “I can’t! I can’t do this, I can’t!” Then the boy is bursting into frenzied tears, wailing. The kid buries himself into Cipher, holding him so tightly that Bill is almost concerned Dipper is trying to kill him . Pinetree sobs and sobs and sobs , begging for his sister, his mother, his father, his great uncles for help. To make this nightmare end, to be left alone from this torment.
Bill doesn’t know what to do. He just stands there stiffly, staring down at the boy who’s pressed his face into his shirt to try and hide as he cries. Something within him aches. He hates it. Awkwardly, he reaches and pats Dipper’s shoulder slowly and lightly, face scrunched in discomfort. “Uh.. there…there..” Cipher grimaces. The kid sniffles sharply, clinging to him for dear life. “I want to go home.” Pinetree chokes out.”
scene from chap 32 of my fic.
#art#my artwork#bill cipher#bill cipher art#gravity falls bill#gravity falls dipper#dipper pines#gf dipper#bill cipher fanfic#bill cipher gravity falls#human bill cipher#absolutely NOT BILLDIP. stay away from me#gravity falls fandom#gravity falls fanfiction#gravity falls au#gravity falls
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#why are they meeting daemon though?#why is daemon touching his face and leading him away?#and ormund is fine with it?#get a job! stay away from him!#<- vhagar-balerion--meraxes tags are on point#Daemon's probably there bc they needed him to do something#And Matt is like one of the topped billed actors#Either way catch me next year watching this like: 👀🍿#I had to go to twitter and get this myself#...........I'm blocked for some reason by OP#But I wanted this on my blog#Daemon Targaryen certified war criminal#Daeron Targaryen#Daemon Targaryen#HotD#HotD leaks#HotD spoilers#Video#Behind the scenes my beloveds
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i just realized why i can relate to Mabel and Ford so much. My ex literally did the same thing that Bill/Gideon did to them. I mean, he didn't trap me in a fantasy bubble world or turn me into gold or anything, but he did follow me around my school after we broke up, which was SO DUMB since we'd only been together for a month and i had already felt pressured in the first place to be his gf. plus, he tried to get my sister to be his friend to make himself look good (mind you, she's two years younger than me. anyways, the whole situation was very uncomfortable (but it got resolved dw!) and I can't believe it took me so long to realize why Gideon and Bill felt a little familar to me lol. i can be rather silly.
#gravity falls#the book of bill#Mabel pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#Gideon gleeful#my stupid ex boyfriend#Kevin if you're seeing this I hope you're staying far away from any girl younger than you#if not I will sic bill on you#:)#anyways thank you for reading my little vent/characterpost#stay safe out there y'all
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luke being mean to these babies i’ll kill him




#jj and kiara as half siblings#larissa had jj with luke and kiara with another man#luke obviously feels some time of way about this especially after larissa left him with not one but two mouths to feed#and one of them ain’t even his so he’s extra mad#thinking of jj protecting his baby sister from luke#feeding her when there’s no food in the house cause luke spent his check on drugs instead of groceries#walking her to school before he gets his dirtbike even though kook academy is a good distance away from his school#comforting her when the lights go out cause luke spent the money for the light bill on beers#telling her to stay at the chateau while he’s out doing hoodrat shit with his friends#when she gets older she of course wants to tag along with 'the pogues’ which leads to many arguments#they either end with her crying and pope and john b telling him to let her tag along or him telling her to go home#when jj’s arrested he tells her to spend the night at the heywards’#bailey bass as kiara carrera#thinking thoughts💭
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TBOB spoilers:
"By a monster."
"It would eat you alive, Sixer."
Get some real therapy, you Edward Cullen ass triangle.
#the book of bill spoilers#tbob spoilers#the billble spoilers#the book of bill#bill cipher#i swear to god when i first read that i thought about that scene where Edward is warning Bella to stay away from him for her own sake#don't know why. i haven't even seen the entirety of the first movie#[personal tag here]
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I'm going to lose itttttttttttt
November was my first month of unemployment; I got my benefits for the month on December 6.
The Agentur für Arbeit did not pay me for December, without explanation, and once I called their headquarters and complained, I got a double payment at the start of February (covering the months of December and January, I guess).
Then they messaged me that they're stopping my benefits, and that they would explain why "in a separate letter". Guess what: I never got the separate letter!!!
And now I've received a letter from my health insurance implying that if I'm really not receiving any unemployment benefits anymore, I may be in danger of losing my health insurance.
COME ON, GERMANY. How hard can it be to just send me a certain amount of money every month? Why has there been some stressful technical issue around receiving my benefits EVERY month since this has started?
I'm basically staying at home all day every day and barely living my life because I constantly don't know if I'm going to have an empty bank account at the end of the month or if I'll actually get paid this time. This is so fucking stressful and I hate it. Why is the AfA SO dysfunctional?
And more importantly, why the hell would they cancel my benefits with no explanation??? Also they just informed me on Friday that I've still got a meeting scheduled with my advisor, for March 18. But like... why would they be scheduling meetings with me after having randomly stopped my benefits? Surely if my benefits are canceled, that means I'm not a "client" of theirs anymore.
This is so stressful omfg. I technically have enough money to cover rent for a few more months, but then my entire life savings would be gone and I'd still be in debt and jobless. And that doesn't sound like a pleasant prospect 🙃
I know I am legally entitled to get 1500 euros a month, every month, for ONE WHOLE YEAR. Even the AfA themselves sent me an official document stating that.
But in practice, I've had to fight tooth and nail to get those benefits for even three months, and now they're suddenly like, "Oh we're not gonna give you any more money, AND we won't tell you why either :3 Byeeee!" So I'm mad af. WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME THE REASON YOU'RE CUTTING ME OFF?!?!??!??
#bürokratie#o hear my sad complaint#cosmo gyres#thinking about that post i saw once about long-term financial trauma#how if you've never had financial security it seeps into you on the deepest level#how whenever anything financially 'good' happens to me i can't really believe it. and i refuse to take advantage of it and take risks#like i heard that i was entitled to 1500 euros per month for a year (more than enough to live on for me) and i thought#'maybe during this time off i can finally visit a few friends who've been begging me to visit them for literally years'#not far away; i'd go for like a week max and stay with them and the easyjet/ryanair flights are like 40 bucks each#like: the most non-financially-intimidating travel prospects ever. AND YET!!!#something in me put it off and didn't feel confident planning those visits#and now i am being so. so. so justified in that paranoia#something always goes wrong and financially fucks me over#and even the tiny cushion i have right now is so little that if i'd gone ahead and booked those flights i would be even more fucked now#it's sad as hell that i'm nervously holding myself back from even the smallest indulgences that would make me happy#and that my life circumstances constantly brutally confirm that it was the right choice to be nervous and hold back :(#anyway. fuck. if anyone wants to donate to my ko-fi that would be awesome :')#i also feel very very confirmed in my instinctive sense to not move ahead with scheduling that surgery any time soon#that's just another indulgence i can't afford at this rate. if i get any money it's going straight to rent and bills lol#tag rant
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was thinking about the munchausen by proxy au at work today lads......while i feel that chris is probably one of the median/older members of the society in canon verse i'm tempted to make him the youngest of the group in this au just for Flavor. just to add to the "oh god he's just a little guy" factor of it all
#and also because i'm a serial de-ager of my faves lmao#just hrrrg. gangley nineteen year old chris who's been sheltered his whole life#being thrown into cornley polytechnic cuz his dad is sick of indulging the constant hospital stays#and he wanted to get back at celia by separating her from her emotional support son whom she's poisoning#and chris is just surrounded by his early to mid twenty something colleagues away from his mama for the first time ever#and it's terrifying and exciting and it's everything he ever wanted and everything he's ever been scared of#ouuugh#sorry having brainrot about my own au rn lmaooo#the goes wrong show#chris bean#marshy speaks#FUCK i still haven't come up with a name for this au#uhhh give me a moment to think. i'm tempted to do something to do sharp objects related but that's only a slight inspiration for this#why am i so bad at naming things lmao#edit: my american came out. nixed the paying for hospital bills tag lmao#love isn't injected with syringes 'verse
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reading other people’s ma theses and getting irrationally jealous of their dedication sections where they list all the people who emotionally or financially or physically (as in doing cooking and such? what is that called) supported them through their work and didn’t let them give up
#no one in my life really cares about this#the only one who does is also very busy#so it’s not like i can often talk about it to anyone#studying feels more and more pointless#even though it’s not really#but i’ve learnt enough from this program#i want to now write my own stories#not write research#and my life is just constantly like#doing everything alone bc ppl are busy or live far away#looming threats on the horizon and always the question of money#almost crying in public bc i lost one euro from the bottle returns#and it wasn’t there when i went to put the bottle money in the atm#which meant i couldn’t pay the bill due#and had to borrow money for one euro#one!#bc i spent all my money on medicine to help me sleep#and it’s not even working#and i don’t have a therapist and can’t afford one anyway#and i need a pet to stay alive for but i can’t afford one either#i am tired of being disabled and i am tired of everything#txt#personali
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Every single BillFord hater need to have passionate sex with me right now
#I get so happy when I find more of us#but#stay the fuck away from me if you f/o Bill#because no you fucking don’t he’s married to me#I have weddings photos#non sharing yume#non sharing selfshipper#bill cipher#two words: billford dni#BillFord hate
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