#and the end omllllllll
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muchmossymess ¡ 2 months ago
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everyone stop what you are doing and go watch this masterpiece by @tubbytarchia
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erosauriarts ¡ 2 years ago
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Hello
There is not enough BEAST sskk or Kunisig/Kunima ((Kunikida x Sigma)) would you create some for the starving fans
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I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU ON THE SSKK BEAST OMLLLLLLLL.
BEAST SSKK AND KUNISIG HCs
SSKK Beast Headcanons!!
Aku confessed first but it sounded more of a mission. Atsushi misunderstood and took it way too seriously. When Aku was able to find the correct words, Atsushi nearly imploded from embarrassment.
Atsushi love language is touch and acts of service. He does that thing that cats do and keeps giving Aku dead birds. Aku tells him to stop, it makes people uncomfortable, Atsushi misunderstood and started bringing live birds.
Aku likes to holds hands a lot. Atsushi assumes its because he’s clingey, but it’s actually because his hands are freezing. Atsushi is a little portable heater, and Aku just attaches to him like hair to a balloon.
Atsushi and Aku have no idea how money actually works. They keep trying to pay for shit with things and it gets them in trouble. Atsushi however manages to get things this way, and Aku doesn’t know what he’s doing wrong.
Aku convinces Mori to allow him to take Atsushi to the farmlands. Atsushi keeps threatening to eat the cow if someone tells him to leave Aku’s side. (He won’t, but that is one less cow lol)
Aku sleeps in wierd ass spots, usually up high. Atsushi finds him, and lays on top. Example: if Aku is laying in a tree, Atsushi will lay on top and his limbs will dangle.
Atsushi won’t wear other clothes. Aku has to basically box, cheese, and string him into the shower. Atsushi is more likely to bathe if Aku does it for him. (He can do it on his own, he’s just busy and wants Aku’s attention.)
Atsushi yowls when he’s mad. Only Aku has caught him doing it, and no one believes him when he tells them the White Reaper is more catlike then they think.
After Atsushi rehabilitation at Mori’s orphanage, he can finally work at the agency. He does really well with his coworkers but won’t leave Aku’s side. Fukuzawa ends up giving up, and that's when Atsushi decides that he doesn’t need to be stuck on Aku all the time. Poor Mr. President.
Atsushi does really well with the no-harm rule. If he sees Aku fucking shit up though, he will also cause havoc.
Kunikida X Sigma Headcanons
Note: I have not considered this at all. I took a lot of time to think about how they work together.
How they got together:
Kunikida at first was not interested. He would give Sigma a look and walk off. Sigma just assumed it was because he was an ex-rat. He just focuses on becoming a detective.
Dazai makes Sigma one of his underlings and often works with Atsushi the most. In some cases, Sigma needs to work with Dazai and Kunikida. They don’t work well at first because they keep tripping over each other. They do not communicate well. Kunikida doesn’t get mad at him, though he is a little frustrated it keeps happening. After the case, Sigma offers to get to know each other a little better. Kunikida offers to do some training together to try to find a middle ground so they can work with each other effectively.
They have a good understanding of right and wrong. Sigma opens up about being manipulated and Kunikida promised him he would never. It’s against his ideals. Sigma took that seriously, and had a strong respect for Kunikida.
The training they do actually works really well. Atsushi and Sigma are able to train together. Sigma asks Kunikida more private training to try to catch up and Kunikida obliged. It was all fine till Kunikida pinned him, and they stared at each other. This was the moment they caught feelings, and Ranpo walked in. They try to explain it, but Ranpo thinks it’s funny.
They got really awkward with each other for a bit. Kunikida starts unraveling that Sigma messed up his life plan. Dazai starts picking up that Kunikida is a mess, and starts picking on him. Kunikida blows up and basically has a nervous breakdown. Confessing that he likes someone, he wants to change his ideals and plans to consider the possibility of being in a relationship. Dazai did not do the right thing, and just teased him.
Kunikida keeps running into Sigma. Literally, he can’t stop tripping into him. Sigma accuses him of doing it on purpose, but in all actuality, Kunikida is fated to trample Sigma.
Dazai figures out that those two have this fling after Sigma helped Kunikida up. He sees them staring at each other and was like “:O these bitches gay… GOOD FOR THEM” and now has a twisted obsession to get them together.
Dazai convinces Kunikida that Sigma is in trouble, and Kunikida doesn’t question that Dazai told him to get the closet. Dazai locks them in. Kunikida and Sigma realize this is a trap. Dazai had switched the doorknob, so the lock was on the other side. Sigma pouts that Dazai manipulated him again, and Kunikida comforts him. (He is so gonna beat the shit outta Dazai.) Sigma is the first to confess, and Kunikida nearly blew up. His response was just syllables, and Sigma thought it was cute. Kunikida calms down and returns the confession. They start to plan their first kiss. They end up freaking each other out because they are getting ahead of themselves. It wasn’t till the next day they were released. (Dazai forgot)
Sigma sees Kunikida stress out, and ends up just kissing him there. The nerves start to die down. After the worst of the worst got out of the way, they were making a better effort to talk. Sigma enjoyed the fact that Kunikida was a good man. Sigma didn’t keep up his guard around Kunikida and it started to become aggressively obvious.
They start officially started dating. Regardless of Kunikida’s ideal rule to never date a coworker, he can’t separate from Sigma.
Cute things they do:
Sigma is not a morning person at all. Kunikida wakes up at 6 am every day. He notices Sigma struggles to wake. He gives soft kisses on his brow and makes his coffee.
Sigma often debates Kunikida about topics. They have a lot of things in common, but Sigma thinks Kunikida tends to be self sacrificing. This is often the main topic of their debates.
Kunikida actually really likes Sigma’s hair. He loves to brush it after a bad day. Sigma doesn’t quite understand why Kunikida wants to deal with that mess but loves the attention that he gets from it.
Kunikida taught Sigma to cook. (Something Sigma is embarrassed to admit has no idea how to do). Sigma likes it when Kunikida comes up from behind him and helps him cook that way. He plays dumb, and Kunikida is actually worried he has memory problems.
Kunikida’s love language is acts of service. He loves doing Sigma’s laundry. Sigma assumes it’s because he loves being able to smell him, but Kunikida just really like laundry.
Kunikida loves to guide Sigma with a hand to his back. Sigma will get upset and lift Kunikida’s hand to his back. Kunikida found it weird at first but later found it second nature to touch Sigma’s back when he started to read Sigma’s mood.
Neither are romantic. They actually really suck at it. They try to be romantic but it ends up going really bad and they end up just spending alone time together. They work better just existing together than trying to set up the scene.
Kunikida started using pet names, and Sigma gets flustered. If Sigma starts barking at Atsushi or Dazai, Kunkida will just tell him, “Hey darling, let's not.” And Sigma is tamed. Sigma can’t say anything verbally to get Kunikida to stop lecturing Dazai. He ends up dragging Kunikida to private and kisses him. Kunikida and Sigma would come back kinda scruffed up, and returns to work.
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yourlocalbadgerscales ¡ 9 months ago
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Okay so did you know I’ve been waiting my whole life (a few days) for this
okayokayokay sO I just realised it makes better sense if you’re watching the edit I have in my head but anyways
The intro music is just generally what I feel like should be playing when Draco and Harry see each other for the first time after the war, and make eye contact in the crowded halls or sum, I like to imagine it’s in eighth year!
I also have this idea that both Harry and Draco find each other kind of attractive and have basically always done so, and they just think that it’s something everyone knows. Like Harry would at some occasion mention it and be like “but I mean, it’s common knowledge that Malfoy is attractive, regardless of what he did” and everyone’s like “uh… never really thought of him as attractive tbh”. And Harry’s just like ??? Because how can you not find Draco attractive? Sure, he’s a pointy git, but come on.
And Draco definitely would be ranting about Harry like “ughhh I hate how he gets sm attention, like yeah he’s famous. Oh and also extremely attractive. But still.” and Pansy or Blaise or whoever he’s ranting to is like “uh… idk about the attractive part actually. People usually say he’s mid” and Dracos like WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?? DO YOU NOT RECOGNISE TRUE BEAUTY WHEN YOU SEE IT??
And when they meet again after the war they’re both SO aware of the other one and what they’re doing and if they look like they’re doing okay.
(also I just realised idk if you’re a drarry shipper and if you aren’t this will all just sound like bullshit to you eheheheheh)
“Everybody wants you, everybody wonders what it would be like to love you” is just them to each other. They really think that it’s an opinion everyone shares that the other is attractive and just the best at everything when it literally isn’t and it’s just the two of them being hopelessly in love XD
“Walk past, quick brush” I just- this is them in the hallways in eighth year. Trying to avoid each other but somehow, they’ll find each other everywhere (in every universe- who said that-)
“What must it be like to grow up that beautiful? With your hair falling into place like dominoes” THIS IS HARRY TO DRACO I REPEAT THIS IS HARRY TO DRACO-
“At dinner parties I’d call you out on your contrarian shit, and the coastal town we wandered ‘round had never seen a love as pure as it” … do I need to explain this. This is so them omllllllll Hjajsjsjdjajdudu
Dinner parties = house parties
Coastal town = Hogsmeade
“And then it fades into the gray of my day old tea, ‘cause you know it could never be” this is so Draco coded, bro is so depressed abt this whole thing dude
And again, “I don’t like that anyone would die to feel your touch” no babes that’s just you being in love-
“I don’t feel like falling feels like flying ‘til the bone crush” THIS! IS! THEM! OMFFFFFFKSKDGSHAUSU
“I don’t dare to dream about you anymore” OMG YES
“And the coastal town we NEVER FOUND will never see a love as pure as it” screaming crying throwing up
“Gleaming, twinkling, eyes like sinking ships on waters so inviting I almost jump in” they both have an unhealthy obsession with each other’s eyes it’s CANON AHAHAHHAHSJSKEDIDI
[End of rant]
This song is so Drarry coded and I WILL go into detail
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ermuellert ¡ 4 years ago
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omfg?
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thegirlintheswivelchair ¡ 4 years ago
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Okay. So.
I'm a tall woman -- over 5'9.
Harrison is 5'10.
Seeing those photos of him and Gracie in heels from the Halloween party the other night--
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It just puts ✨thoughts✨ in my head, like can you imagine walking into a bedroom together and backing him up against the mattress, pushing him down onto the bed and climbing on top of him?
Sometimes I forget it, but he's genuinely sort of tiny.
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My 5'5 husband jokingly calls me an Amazon and makes Snu Snu references from Futurama, but I never really thought about that in terms of Harrison until now, and it's awakening things in me and making me feral.
There's really not enough available British men who tick enough Harrison boxes locally. 😂😂😂
I…OML
I am a tall girl too! (+5’9) And you putting this in my head…
backing him up against the bed…
OMLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
I’m melting over here…
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ALSO: I love seeing a power couple, with a woman that’s taller than the man. I mean, Grace and Harrison are a stunning couple. And it makes me so crazy happy that Harrison is the kind of guy that is A Ok with his woman being taller than him 😌 it wins him major points on my end coming from plenty of guys who have been too intimidated by my height.
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xjoonchildx ¡ 5 years ago
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WHYYYYYYYYYY ANA?! WHYYYYY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I! CAN'T! WITH! THESE! CLIFF! HANGERS! OMLLLLLLLL!
*woosah* I'm good, I'm fine; it's fine.
In other news, this chapter of Greedy felt like our Dr. is finally making some progress. But like her, I still have sooooooooo many questions. I cannot wait until the next chapter, Ana! Amazing, beautiful big-brained Queen Ana! ♡ PS. Paging Dr. Lee to the front desk so I can pop one in his dumb face if he dare thought he'd get away with doing what that ending insinuated he did!
sweet mina you are always the BEST!  i love seeing your name in my inbox.
you know i have to leave you with SOME kind of cliffhanger 🤣
i can’t help myself i’m sorry i know it’s obnoxious 😇
but let me just say this -- dr. lee is going to get the message that he’s pissed off the wrong guy and soon.
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waddicted-to-a-memory ¡ 8 years ago
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i think i finally got a clue of what i’m going to do w my life oml 
now it’s only the matter of getting in there idk if u care hmu in dms bc now i’m really afraid i won’t be good enough and end up looking back at this post regretfully
but omllllllll shit might work out after all
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