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everyone stop what you are doing and go watch this masterpiece by @tubbytarchia
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#LITERALLY GOING FERAL GOING INSANE ITS SO GOOD IM LOSINGGGGGG ITTTTTT#i need this injected into my veins#please. please. begging on my hands and knees if you have any dear feelings towards me please. watch this.#its criminally underrated but thats coming from someone with the opinion that anything less than the entire world seeing it is a crime#and the end omllllllll#i could write an essay about this thing and it wouldnt cover half of it#aughhhh im gonna die i need to BE this fucking animatic like on god you dont know how appealing it is to me in every possible way#joel smallishbeans has always been gender to me but good LORD#i promise i appreciate it for more than just its looks but like the looks man ough the looks.... mwah#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#life series#life series smp#trafficblr#fave#mcyt#moss' madness#Youtube
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Hello
There is not enough BEAST sskk or Kunisig/Kunima ((Kunikida x Sigma)) would you create some for the starving fans
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU ON THE SSKK BEAST OMLLLLLLLL.
BEAST SSKK AND KUNISIG HCs
SSKK Beast Headcanons!!
Aku confessed first but it sounded more of a mission. Atsushi misunderstood and took it way too seriously. When Aku was able to find the correct words, Atsushi nearly imploded from embarrassment.
Atsushi love language is touch and acts of service. He does that thing that cats do and keeps giving Aku dead birds. Aku tells him to stop, it makes people uncomfortable, Atsushi misunderstood and started bringing live birds.
Aku likes to holds hands a lot. Atsushi assumes its because heâs clingey, but itâs actually because his hands are freezing. Atsushi is a little portable heater, and Aku just attaches to him like hair to a balloon.
Atsushi and Aku have no idea how money actually works. They keep trying to pay for shit with things and it gets them in trouble. Atsushi however manages to get things this way, and Aku doesnât know what heâs doing wrong.
Aku convinces Mori to allow him to take Atsushi to the farmlands. Atsushi keeps threatening to eat the cow if someone tells him to leave Akuâs side. (He wonât, but that is one less cow lol)
Aku sleeps in wierd ass spots, usually up high. Atsushi finds him, and lays on top. Example: if Aku is laying in a tree, Atsushi will lay on top and his limbs will dangle.
Atsushi wonât wear other clothes. Aku has to basically box, cheese, and string him into the shower. Atsushi is more likely to bathe if Aku does it for him. (He can do it on his own, heâs just busy and wants Akuâs attention.)
Atsushi yowls when heâs mad. Only Aku has caught him doing it, and no one believes him when he tells them the White Reaper is more catlike then they think.
After Atsushi rehabilitation at Moriâs orphanage, he can finally work at the agency. He does really well with his coworkers but wonât leave Akuâs side. Fukuzawa ends up giving up, and that's when Atsushi decides that he doesnât need to be stuck on Aku all the time. Poor Mr. President.
Atsushi does really well with the no-harm rule. If he sees Aku fucking shit up though, he will also cause havoc.
Kunikida X Sigma Headcanons
Note: I have not considered this at all. I took a lot of time to think about how they work together.
How they got together:
Kunikida at first was not interested. He would give Sigma a look and walk off. Sigma just assumed it was because he was an ex-rat. He just focuses on becoming a detective.
Dazai makes Sigma one of his underlings and often works with Atsushi the most. In some cases, Sigma needs to work with Dazai and Kunikida. They donât work well at first because they keep tripping over each other. They do not communicate well. Kunikida doesnât get mad at him, though he is a little frustrated it keeps happening. After the case, Sigma offers to get to know each other a little better. Kunikida offers to do some training together to try to find a middle ground so they can work with each other effectively.
They have a good understanding of right and wrong. Sigma opens up about being manipulated and Kunikida promised him he would never. Itâs against his ideals. Sigma took that seriously, and had a strong respect for Kunikida.
The training they do actually works really well. Atsushi and Sigma are able to train together. Sigma asks Kunikida more private training to try to catch up and Kunikida obliged. It was all fine till Kunikida pinned him, and they stared at each other. This was the moment they caught feelings, and Ranpo walked in. They try to explain it, but Ranpo thinks itâs funny.
They got really awkward with each other for a bit. Kunikida starts unraveling that Sigma messed up his life plan. Dazai starts picking up that Kunikida is a mess, and starts picking on him. Kunikida blows up and basically has a nervous breakdown. Confessing that he likes someone, he wants to change his ideals and plans to consider the possibility of being in a relationship. Dazai did not do the right thing, and just teased him.
Kunikida keeps running into Sigma. Literally, he canât stop tripping into him. Sigma accuses him of doing it on purpose, but in all actuality, Kunikida is fated to trample Sigma.
Dazai figures out that those two have this fling after Sigma helped Kunikida up. He sees them staring at each other and was like â:O these bitches gay⌠GOOD FOR THEMâ and now has a twisted obsession to get them together.
Dazai convinces Kunikida that Sigma is in trouble, and Kunikida doesnât question that Dazai told him to get the closet. Dazai locks them in. Kunikida and Sigma realize this is a trap. Dazai had switched the doorknob, so the lock was on the other side. Sigma pouts that Dazai manipulated him again, and Kunikida comforts him. (He is so gonna beat the shit outta Dazai.) Sigma is the first to confess, and Kunikida nearly blew up. His response was just syllables, and Sigma thought it was cute. Kunikida calms down and returns the confession. They start to plan their first kiss. They end up freaking each other out because they are getting ahead of themselves. It wasnât till the next day they were released. (Dazai forgot)
Sigma sees Kunikida stress out, and ends up just kissing him there. The nerves start to die down. After the worst of the worst got out of the way, they were making a better effort to talk. Sigma enjoyed the fact that Kunikida was a good man. Sigma didnât keep up his guard around Kunikida and it started to become aggressively obvious.
They start officially started dating. Regardless of Kunikidaâs ideal rule to never date a coworker, he canât separate from Sigma.
Cute things they do:
Sigma is not a morning person at all. Kunikida wakes up at 6 am every day. He notices Sigma struggles to wake. He gives soft kisses on his brow and makes his coffee.
Sigma often debates Kunikida about topics. They have a lot of things in common, but Sigma thinks Kunikida tends to be self sacrificing. This is often the main topic of their debates.
Kunikida actually really likes Sigmaâs hair. He loves to brush it after a bad day. Sigma doesnât quite understand why Kunikida wants to deal with that mess but loves the attention that he gets from it.
Kunikida taught Sigma to cook. (Something Sigma is embarrassed to admit has no idea how to do). Sigma likes it when Kunikida comes up from behind him and helps him cook that way. He plays dumb, and Kunikida is actually worried he has memory problems.
Kunikidaâs love language is acts of service. He loves doing Sigmaâs laundry. Sigma assumes itâs because he loves being able to smell him, but Kunikida just really like laundry.
Kunikida loves to guide Sigma with a hand to his back. Sigma will get upset and lift Kunikidaâs hand to his back. Kunikida found it weird at first but later found it second nature to touch Sigmaâs back when he started to read Sigmaâs mood.
Neither are romantic. They actually really suck at it. They try to be romantic but it ends up going really bad and they end up just spending alone time together. They work better just existing together than trying to set up the scene.
Kunikida started using pet names, and Sigma gets flustered. If Sigma starts barking at Atsushi or Dazai, Kunkida will just tell him, âHey darling, let's not.â And Sigma is tamed. Sigma canât say anything verbally to get Kunikida to stop lecturing Dazai. He ends up dragging Kunikida to private and kisses him. Kunikida and Sigma would come back kinda scruffed up, and returns to work.
#art#bsd#fan art#bungo stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#procreate#bsd beast#bsd sskk#beast sskk#kunikida doppo#bsd sigma#akutagawa x atsushi#atsushi nakajima#akutagawa ryuunosuke#rarepair#bungo stray dogs headcanons#kunisig
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Okay so did you know Iâve been waiting my whole life (a few days) for this
okayokayokay sO I just realised it makes better sense if youâre watching the edit I have in my head but anyways
The intro music is just generally what I feel like should be playing when Draco and Harry see each other for the first time after the war, and make eye contact in the crowded halls or sum, I like to imagine itâs in eighth year!
I also have this idea that both Harry and Draco find each other kind of attractive and have basically always done so, and they just think that itâs something everyone knows. Like Harry would at some occasion mention it and be like âbut I mean, itâs common knowledge that Malfoy is attractive, regardless of what he didâ and everyoneâs like âuh⌠never really thought of him as attractive tbhâ. And Harryâs just like ??? Because how can you not find Draco attractive? Sure, heâs a pointy git, but come on.
And Draco definitely would be ranting about Harry like âughhh I hate how he gets sm attention, like yeah heâs famous. Oh and also extremely attractive. But still.â and Pansy or Blaise or whoever heâs ranting to is like âuh⌠idk about the attractive part actually. People usually say heâs midâ and Dracos like WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?? DO YOU NOT RECOGNISE TRUE BEAUTY WHEN YOU SEE IT??
And when they meet again after the war theyâre both SO aware of the other one and what theyâre doing and if they look like theyâre doing okay.
(also I just realised idk if youâre a drarry shipper and if you arenât this will all just sound like bullshit to you eheheheheh)
âEverybody wants you, everybody wonders what it would be like to love youâ is just them to each other. They really think that itâs an opinion everyone shares that the other is attractive and just the best at everything when it literally isnât and itâs just the two of them being hopelessly in love XD
âWalk past, quick brushâ I just- this is them in the hallways in eighth year. Trying to avoid each other but somehow, theyâll find each other everywhere (in every universe- who said that-)
âWhat must it be like to grow up that beautiful? With your hair falling into place like dominoesâ THIS IS HARRY TO DRACO I REPEAT THIS IS HARRY TO DRACO-
âAt dinner parties Iâd call you out on your contrarian shit, and the coastal town we wandered âround had never seen a love as pure as itâ ⌠do I need to explain this. This is so them omllllllll Hjajsjsjdjajdudu
Dinner parties = house parties
Coastal town = Hogsmeade
âAnd then it fades into the gray of my day old tea, âcause you know it could never beâ this is so Draco coded, bro is so depressed abt this whole thing dude
And again, âI donât like that anyone would die to feel your touchâ no babes thatâs just you being in love-
âI donât feel like falling feels like flying âtil the bone crushâ THIS! IS! THEM! OMFFFFFFKSKDGSHAUSU
âI donât dare to dream about you anymoreâ OMG YES
âAnd the coastal town we NEVER FOUND will never see a love as pure as itâ screaming crying throwing up
âGleaming, twinkling, eyes like sinking ships on waters so inviting I almost jump inâ they both have an unhealthy obsession with each otherâs eyes itâs CANON AHAHAHHAHSJSKEDIDI
[End of rant]
This song is so Drarry coded and I WILL go into detail
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omfg?
#shit ava says#help ........................#also not this reminding me about draxler and his contract coming to an end soon#where is he gonna end up.... omllllllll#sead kolaĹĄinac#sead kolasinac#arsenal#schalke#fc schalke 04#arsenal fc
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Okay. So.
I'm a tall woman -- over 5'9.
Harrison is 5'10.
Seeing those photos of him and Gracie in heels from the Halloween party the other night--

It just puts â¨thoughts⨠in my head, like can you imagine walking into a bedroom together and backing him up against the mattress, pushing him down onto the bed and climbing on top of him?
Sometimes I forget it, but he's genuinely sort of tiny.

My 5'5 husband jokingly calls me an Amazon and makes Snu Snu references from Futurama, but I never really thought about that in terms of Harrison until now, and it's awakening things in me and making me feral.
There's really not enough available British men who tick enough Harrison boxes locally. đđđ
IâŚOML
I am a tall girl too! (+5â9) And you putting this in my headâŚ
backing him up against the bedâŚ
OMLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Iâm melting over hereâŚ
ALSO: I love seeing a power couple, with a woman thatâs taller than the man. I mean, Grace and Harrison are a stunning couple. And it makes me so crazy happy that Harrison is the kind of guy that is A Ok with his woman being taller than him đ it wins him major points on my end coming from plenty of guys who have been too intimidated by my height.
#the tall girl in me wants this so much đ#please and thank you đ
đź#hazzy#hotforharrison#I gotta get you a nickname đ¤#answered ask
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WHYYYYYYYYYY ANA?! WHYYYYY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I! CAN'T! WITH! THESE! CLIFF! HANGERS! OMLLLLLLLL!
*woosah* I'm good, I'm fine; it's fine.
In other news, this chapter of Greedy felt like our Dr. is finally making some progress. But like her, I still have sooooooooo many questions. I cannot wait until the next chapter, Ana! Amazing, beautiful big-brained Queen Ana! ⥠PS. Paging Dr. Lee to the front desk so I can pop one in his dumb face if he dare thought he'd get away with doing what that ending insinuated he did!
sweet mina you are always the BEST! i love seeing your name in my inbox.
you know i have to leave you with SOME kind of cliffhanger đ¤Ł
i canât help myself iâm sorry i know itâs obnoxious đ
but let me just say this -- dr. lee is going to get the message that heâs pissed off the wrong guy and soon.
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i think i finally got a clue of what iâm going to do w my life omlÂ
now itâs only the matter of getting in there idk if u care hmu in dms bc now iâm really afraid i wonât be good enough and end up looking back at this post regretfully
but omllllllll shit might work out after all
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