#and the more i stare at it the more i hate it ahahahaha

[ardienothesieno]

soup group.

this is fanart for an AU/series of fics by @watcheraurora... something from the ice walls multiverse idk really the soup group is villains in pretty much all of those but i was inspired by the latest snippet of their latest fic though. so.

anyways thanks for breaking me out of my art block!

[swiss-n-sleep]

Appetite

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Lol :3 This is my first fic ahahahaha! I got inspired by STIM'S song Appetite and it got me thinking this fits Y/N x Nagumo :D! Sorry if this is cringe I took a break from my webtoon to write a cringe fanfic cuz I have an obsession Lol ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ!

Read my webtoon btw :D- Also yes! I drew the image above haha- That girl is you :>! So this is a Nagumo x fem! reader ^^!

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"February 14." you groan at your planner's calendar. The dreaded day smacked you like a .950 JDJ bullet.

Valentine's Day.

You absolutely hated Valentine's Day, not because of the overpriced merchandise, the repetitive taste of chocolate, or the couples actively committing PDA out in broad daylight. No, the reason you hated Valentine's Day is because of-

"N-Nagumo senpai! I-I made these chocolates for you... P-p-Please accept them!" Your train of thought was interrupted by a blushing female JCC student handing a pink heart-shaped box to the only man who could irritate you enough to drink your own lab-made poison.

Usually, you'd be happy for someone building up the courage to hand their crush a box of chocolates. But of all the students in JCC why him? your question was quickly answered by a few female students whispering amongst themselves.

'He's so charming!'

'I can't wait to give him my chocolates at lunch!'

What's so charming about him exactly? if anything, he's just an annoying rat scurrying around the halls of JCC brothering your peace with his pranks and that shit-eating grin that made you want to shoot yourself.

"Take a picture it'll last longer~" You immediately snapped out of your thoughts, realizing you've been staring at the source of your irritation, who is shooting his signature grin at you.

"Tch. Shut up." You walked past the tall male assassin and made a beeline to your locker. To your dismay, Nagumo followed you and leaned on the wall of lockers next to you.

"Could this be the year you finally give chocolates to me~? Don't be nervous!" Nagumo chirped moving his face closer.

Rolling your eyes at his sentence you flick his forehead causing him to pout. "Don't get too cocky. Besides you said you don't take chocolates from students in the poison department." You raise your eyebrow at the grinning assassin and close your locker.

"Well, you were formerly in the assassination department! And even if you weren't you're an exception~!" Nagumo winks at you and starts opening his locker.

"I'll kill you"

"no, you won't~ Admit it you lov-" As Nagumo was about to finish his sentence, a bombardment of different colour boxes fell out of his locker.

"looks like you don't need any more chocolates. I'll get you a cart." You sigh and walk off.

"Thanks..!"

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After helping Nagumo fill a cart with the many colour boxes that you assume to be filled with various chocolates, You both start walking to class when a voice catches both of your attention.

"Nagumo-Kun~!" A girl called out running towards him "I made you these! Please accept them!"

You watch as Nagumo charms the female JCC student with his smile and sugar-coated words. You take out a small book and start reading but you can't focus as you wonder 'What is Nagumo's type?'

You always knew Nagumo was very popular with the female JCC students. But you couldn't help but be curious about the question lingering in your brain. Surely one girl had to have gotten his attention after all these years in the JCC.

"whatcha reading~?" You snap out of your trace and turn only to see Nagumo peeking from your shoulder. Your faces are too close for comfort.

"Too close idiot. " you lightly push him away in an attempt to hide your flushed face.

"you know you could have gone first~ This means you really do love me!" Nagumo exclaims with that shit-eating grin you've always 'hated'.

"Oh okay." you quickly walk off leaving Nagumo alone in the halls

"Y/N Wait!" Nagumo protested pushing his cart trying to catch up to you, causing your lips to curl up into a small smile.

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The day had gone by faster than you expected, and lunch quickly came around the corner. You make your way to the cafeteria still thinking about that question dancing around in your brain.

As you were thinking an arm wrapped around you, causing you to immediately throw a punch at the figure behind you. Your fist was caught by a female JCC student whose appearance was composed of bright Yellow eyes and turquoise hair.

"Woah Y/N! Is this how you greet your roommate??" Akao smiled at you

"Sorry, Akao... " You sighed catching your breath, she let go of your fist and put a cigar in her mouth.

"Mmmm, I'll forgive you... if you have a light!" Akao smirked. You grabbed a lighter from your bag. She leans down as you light her cigar. "you're forgiven!" Akao chuckles

"So what's got you off guard? It's scary that you're losing focus! I heard your footsteps and you're usually as quiet as a mouse... Don't tell me you lost your touch!" Akao rests her head on your shoulder.

"No.. just curious about something" You mumbled, Akao raised her eyebrow at you "bout what?"

"What's.... Nagumos type..?" You asked

Silence...

Akao burst out laughing "PFFT! Is that what you're on about?"

"I'm serious. He's been leading girls on; if he has a type, it'll be easier for everyone! plus I'm curious..." You defended and looked away. It's true that you but deep down inside you know that it wasn't just your curiosity.

"That's easy he likes....... " Akao paused "Actually yeah... has he ever told us...? Not that we would care though..."

"Exactly.. If he just told people his type then the line for giving him chocolates at lunch would be much smaller wouldn't it?"

"Yeah... it is annoying when multiple girls come to deliver chocolates to him... Honestly! Where are my chocolates??" Akao pouts

"I can give you some!" you chirped giving Akao a totally innocent smile.

"And be poisoned? No thanks! Reminder Y/N you're the top student in that department!" Akao snickers walking off with you following her

"I'll make sure you have a 50% chance of surviving! Honest!" You smirked.

"Sorry babes! Hard Pass!"

You both made your way to the lunchroom grabbing a JCC bowl before heading to a table where Nagumo and Sakamoto were eating. Sakamoto looks up and greets the both of you with a simple nod.

"YO! Eating without us? Rude!" Akao groans and takes her seat across from Sakamoto, you take a seat next to her which to your dismay is across from Nagumo.

"Can't believe you left me all alone in the hallway! " Nagumo sighs acting butt hurt. You didn't have to look at his face to know he was giving you puppy dog eyes.

"You caught up with me immediately. Besides you said I could leave. So I left a rat that was holding me back from getting to class." You fired back as you opened a small notebook pretending to read whatever was on that page.

"Ouch! My heart just shattered!" Nagumo clutches his chest pretending to be butt hurt. Sakamoto rolled his eyes while Akao laughed at Nagumo's 'misery'.

"uhm~! E-excuse me..."

Akao's laughter died down noticing a girl holding a red heart-shaped box close to her chest. Akao leans closer to you and whispered

'here we go again.'

You sigh in response and look up to see the same scene every year

"N-Nagumo- Kun! I made these chocolates for you a-and only you!" The girl blurted out

You watch the scene playing in front of you, the same repetitive shit that happens each year. A confession from a random JCC student and Nagumo acting appreciative. As you were about to flip the page of your notebook you remembered the question that had been lingering above your head. Waiting for the girl to leave, you turn to Akao who's picking at her food bowl. You stare intensely at Akao catching her attention.

"hm?"

You tilted your head gesturing at Nagumo who was looking at the chocolates he was just given.

"OH! Right! Yo Nagumo! " Akao calls out causing Nagumo to stop staring at the chocolates he's been given.

"What grade did you get for the Assassins in History test?" Akao smiled, you immediately shoot her a glare causing her to laugh.

Nagumo and Sakamoto both stared at you both confused

"PFFT! Alright alright..." Akao says catching her breath

You let out an audible sigh and continue to focus on your notes.

"Y/N wants to ask you something!" Akao chirps pointing at you, causing you to jolt. Your head immediately turns to Akao who is avoiding your intense stare. again.

"Be careful with what you eat Akao." you mumble, Sakamoto raises his eyebrow while Nagumo just smiles at you. You scowl at him and sigh, you swear you were going to kill Akao after this.

"Don't take this the wrong way... But... what's your type..?" You ask avoiding eye contact.

Sakamoto just stares blankly at you while Akao tries to hold in her laughter, you glance at Nagumo who just blinks at you.

"Mmm.... I dunno!" Nagumo gives you his trademark grin. You were taken aback by his response, no teasing? Jokes? usually, he would laugh it off and tease you till you rip your ears out.

"So much for peaceful lunches then..." Akao sighs popping a cigar in her mouth. "Also Y/N was thinking about this question really hard that it made her lose focu-"

You throw a syringe at Akao, who immediately dodges it, the amount of force you throw the syringe causes it to make a punch size hole in the cafeteria

"Like I said Akao... Watch what you eat for the next few weeks." You give your roommate a cracked smile.

"Finally! something interesting! Come at me!" Akao proudly exclaims getting into a fighting stance.

"I've been meaning to try out a few of my new experiments on willing test subjects." You shot back, a smirk falls on your lips as you pulled out another syringe fill with what could only be a poison tester.

Both you and Akao lunge at each other throwing punches, kicks which chasing each other around the cafeteria.

Sakamoto and Nagumo watch as both you and Akao spar.

"My Type"

Sakamoto turns to Nagumo clearly confused by his friend's statement.

"Y/N... is My type" Nagumo hums as he puts the heart-shaped box in his cart. Still smiling as his eyes focus on you, following you across the room as you continue to fight with Akao.

"She could eat you alive Nagumo. I hope you have an appetite." Sakamoto sighs finishing whats left of his lunch.

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The next day Nagumo approaches you

"So Y/N! What's your type~?" Nagumo flashes his signature grin while leaning against your locker.

"Well. For starters. a guy blocking me from my locker is a real turn-off."

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lol, my cringe writing jajajajaja! I got inspired by so many Nagumo x reader writers, lol so if you see something similar, just so you know I got heavily inspired by the fics I read like inaflashimagine's fanfics! I plan on making a full fanfic but idk if I should do it.. I plan on drawing my OC/ Y/N version sooooon :D! Also again check out my webtooon!

[allnightstay]

Day 2 - Chase 🍃

Nezuko realizes she can cheer up Tanjiro with tickles ~

Lee - Tanjiro

Ler - Nezuko

Happy TickleTober day twoooo 👻 enjoyy and don't forget to take care of yourselves today ♡

Note: I'm still only on season 1, so this is a very basic version of Tanjiro and Nezuko. There shouldn't be any spoilers in this besides the mention of Muzan Kibutsuji.

* also for the sake of the dang fic, there won't be any other demons present though this setting is during the night time okaaayyy *

Tanjiro had been on several missions involving people who have been affected by Kibutsuji. He severely hated that man. From one innocent person to another, Tanjiro found himself weighed down by the grief he carried for everyone, as well as for his own family.

It was late. Tanjiro and Nezuko had found an abandoned shack with a wooded area surrounding it, helpful for concealing the fact that Tanjiro's sister is a full fledged demon. The two were settling in. Tanjiro sits on the floor, knees pulled in, and begins staring out with an extremely sad look on his face.

Nezuko notices and sits next to her brother, placing her hand on his back as a means to show she's with him.

"I don't know how someone so awful can even exist, going around and turning people into demons. It's just not fair." Tears began to well up. Tanjiro wipes them away, saying " I promise, Nezuko, I will find this man and do everything in my power to turn you human again."

Nezuko lightly rubs his back, accidentally touching his neck with her long demon nails, causing Tanjiro to shiver, wavering a smile at her.

Nezuko tilts her head, in more of a "huh?" way, and does it again, this time purposefully tickling his neck.

"Ahahaha Ne-Nezukoho, that tickles!" Tanjiro, now smiling, shrugs his shoulders to fend off her tickly nails.

In the quickest second ever, Nezuko pounces on Tanjiro, tackling him and tickling all over his stomach and neck, noticing how much happier he looks than the moments before.

"Mmm mmMmm" she says in a sweet tone, almost as though she's making coochie coo sounds.

"Hey heehehehey Nezukohoho what are you dohohoing?" Tanjiro finds himself struggling to push against the demon strength of Nezuko, but eventually rolls out and run outside to have more open space.

He throws his hands up in defense, realizing she's probably doing this to make him feel better.

"Nezukohoho I'm fine now! Thank you! You don't have to- AH!" Nezuko runs straight for him. He begins running away with Nezuko chasing after him, giggling cause he really can't handle the quick speed and sensations of her nails.

She jumps and lands on Tanjiro, who at this point just lets it happen because in all honesty, he really does feel much better and he truly cherishes that he's able to at least have these kinds of moments with Nezuko still.

With Nezuko straddling his waist she begins clawing at his chest and stomach, gaining howls from Tanjiro. She smiles down fondly at him adoring how he looks when he's getting tickled.

"Ahahahaha!! HAHAHA NEZUKOhohohoh!! Plehehehehease, I'm okaHAHAHAY!!"

The tickling lasts a few moments longer until she eventually slows down, rolling off of him and lays on the ground next to Tanjiro. She looks over at him with smiling eyes to show she cares. Who could be mad at that face? He exhales a large breath and wonders out loud, "Hmm, I wonder if you're still ticklish.."

Nezuko bolts up immediately and the chase begins all over. The two spend the rest of their night making sure each other is cheered up and ready for the next mission the following day.

Ahhh how cuteeee. In all honesty I'm sure Nezuko's nails are deathly ticklish to feel.

I hope you enjoyeddd! 🎃👻

[maythedreadwolftakeyou]

Hi! Cause you forced me to acknowledge how many damn WIPs I have (rude) I shall now send you an ask about yours 😌 So I'm gonna be super shameless and predictable and ask about that one Spite Lucanis x Rook fic I spy in there 👀👀👀

from this tumblr game thank you!! :)

ahahahaha well. this was indeed a character exploration about Spite's involvement in Rook/Lucanis' relationship but uhhhhhhh taken to the logical and less favorable conclusion than i have seen in fanfic so far, hence the word "interruption" in the title 😂 posting a longer snippet because... really i've just been writing random scenes for their relationship and am not sure if/when/how i will structure it into fanfic yet (handful of one shots? a longer thing? i am so low on free time though 😭 idk)

timing is after the romance lock-in but before the act 3 romance scene, so Rook & Lucanis are together as a couple but haven't slept together yet... though they may have been heading that way before Spite decided to get involved. under a readmore for length!

STOP, Spite suddenly roars, surging forward from the back of Lucanis’ awareness. The demon’s wings burst forth, their first downward stroke hard enough that it sends him reeling backwards, away from Rook. “What?” he cries, and “—what?” Rook echoes in sudden alarm, as their bodies tumble apart, Lucanis barely managing to throw out an arm to brace his fall as he crashes to the stone floor of the pantry. His feet tangle in his discarded waistcoat and trousers as he leaps back to his feet, nearly sending him to the floor for a second time.

He looks around wildly, for the attackers or whoever else is responsible for Spite’s sudden disquiet. But there is no one. No demons, no Antaam pulled into the Fade, not even one of their companions wandering too close on accident. He fumbles at the table for one of his knives anyway, trying to listen, to figure out where the danger is coming from. “What’s going on? Spite, what happened?!”  There, Spite says, all calm satisfaction now. If you kept going. She would have come. Now she wants more. “She—excuse me? Spite, what are you talking about?” Lucanis demands. She will think about you all night now, the demon replies happily. If you kept going. It would have been over. “I—why would you do that?! That’s not how it works!” “What’s he saying? What’s going on?” Rook stands in front of the bed, frantically staring around too, searching for enemies that clearly never existed. Her hair is still rumpled from where his hands had tangled in it, her breaths still coming fast and heavy.  He cannot believe he has to not only sit here, disgraced and ashamed, but he is left alone in actually explaining what’s happened. “Mierda. He did it on purpose. He thinks it’s—fun. To stop us.” He presses a hand over his eyes, taking a deep breath. “Spite—ohhh. Oh.” “I’m going to kill him,” Lucanis says flatly. “I’m going to take myself out back and—” I’m RIGHT, Spite howls in defiance, baring his teeth inches from Lucanis’ face. Despite himself, he flinches back. You wanted. Her to think about you. MORE! “No, stop that, it’s fine,” Rook tries to soothe him, her hands scrabbling to re-fasten her tunic around her waist. As though this catastrophe is something she can just brush off. “I guess we should figure out, uh, how Spite—how you and he—” “I can’t talk about this,” he mutters into his palm as he drags his hand down his face, dropping to sit back down on the cot again.. “This is not happening.” He knew Spite was a part of him. He was resigned to his presence, was growing used to the new precautions his life involved. He even, though he hated to admit it to himself, enjoyed the extra momentum and power the demon brought when they fought against enemies. What he hadn’t considered was the demon barging into the personal, intimate—   You did it BEFORE, the demon sulks. And it WORKED. She wanted to kiss you more because you stopped. “That was different,” he snaps in response. He ignores Rook’s baffled expression at his half of the conversation.  “I mean—he is Spite,” I guess, Rook acknowledges. “Uh, maybe I should leave you two to talk about this together?”

Panic surges in his chest, as he bites back his urge to shout No! at the suggestion. But she doesn’t deserve to half-witness the mess of the argument he’s already having. He was an idiot. He should never have assumed something might be going right in his life for once. “I don’t even know what to say to him,” he can’t help saying in exasperation. “He doesn’t listen, just does—whatever he wants.” What YOU wanted! You SAID it! I was only HELPING. “Well. You said you didn’t have much experience with, um, relationships—” “I don’t think this counts as the kind of experience anyone has, Rook,” Lucanis responds, dropping his head into his hands again, elbows resting on his knees. “I can’t exactly stop him from—he sees what I see. What I… feel.” Admitting it fills him with shame. He should have told her before this. Whether or not she’s guessed, there’s no avoiding it now, or pretending anything in his life could ever again be normal. Simple.  “No, I just meant—maybe try to explain it to him, is all.” Rook sighs, and he can hear the shift of fabric over skin as she tugs her clothing back into place. He wonders if she can see the bright flush of shame to his skin behind his hands. “He’s only got your memories for how to interpret the world,” she continues. “Maybe he… misunderstood something.” He doesn’t want to tell her that Spite probably understood more than he did himself. Lucanis certainly hadn’t realized just how close she’d been to—he shakes his head to clear away the thought.  “You two will figure this out,” Rook says, with a firm conviction he does not mirror. She leans forward and kisses the top of his head, but he can’t bring himself to raise his face to meet her gaze. “I’ll see you at dinner later.” He hears her soft footsteps pad to the door, and slip away, out of the kitchen and back to the other parts of the Lighthouse. Maybe if he never leaves the pantry, he won’t ever have to think about this again. Maybe she’ll forget the whole thing ever happened.  Won’t forget, Spite cackles gleefully. Definitely. Won’t forget.

[fluff-a-nutter]

Serial Designstion N’s FoolProof Cure for A Bad Day

“Uuuuuuuughhhh!!”

N looked over as his partner Uzi, flopped face first onto the ratty old sofa in their room. He set down his sketchbook, being careful not to smudge the still damp paints.

“Hey. You okay?”

He asked, walking over.

Uzi mumbled something incoherent into the cushion.

“Understandable.”

N said, even though he didn’t have the slightest idea what Uzi had said. He reached over and patted her on the head.

Uzi looked up at him with a miserable pout.

“I hate school, my teachers can bite me.”

She said. N frowned.

“I take it the essay didn’t get graded as you’d hoped?”

Uzi huffed.

“I got a C!! A goddamn C, N!”

N blinked. That wasn’t a horrible grade.

“But… it’s a passing grade, right? It’s not like you’re flunking the class.”

Uzi looked at him like he’d lost his mind.

“N I spent weeks on this essay! I worked so hard! All for a C! It should’ve at least gotten a B!”

N patted her head as she went on to rant about the unfairness of the class and how she deserved better. By the time she was finished, she was out of breath.

N dared to speak.

“Do you need anything?”

Uzi sighed, her shoulders slumping.

“Actually…. I could use a back rub if you wouldn’t mind.”

Even though she’d had them for a few months now, Uzi was still getting used to the extra weight of wings on her back. Sometimes they made her back ache, so back rubs were a saving grace.

N smiled.

“Sure!”

He chirped, pleased to be able to help.

“Come here! You can lay on my lap!”

Uzi smiled gratefully and laid across his lap on her stomach, using her arms as a pillow.

N smiled softly.

“Comfy?”

Uzi nodded.

“Mhm. Very. You’re oddly comfortable to lay on.”

N laughed, rubbing her back. The way Uzi melted and sighed against him reminded him of sleepy cat. Just adorable. He half expected her to start purring.

Uzi allowed her eyes to drift shut as she relaxed in N’s lap. Robo-God, how was he so good at back rubs? Did have some sort of special programming? She was completely blissed out.

N smiled, his hands working up to the base of Uzi’s wings. But she stiffened, causing him to pause.

“Oh biscuits, I’m sorry! Did I hurt you, Zi?”

Uzi opened her eyes and looked at him. Her visor had faint glowing lines on her cheeks— she was blushing.

“Huh? Oh no, I’m okay N. My wings are just— erm- sensitive.”

N stares at her, processing her words. Was she— oh no way! Biscuits, this was gonna be fun.

“Uzi,”

N said, unable to keep the grin off his face.

“By sensitive do you mean…. Ticklish?”

Uzi’s whole visor lit up bright purple.

“What- god no! Why would I- ugh- bite me!”

N’s grin widened.

“You know, lying isn’t nice, Uzi.”

“I’m not lying, you goober!”

“Name calling isn’t nice either.”

N wasn’t actually mad, but he wasn’t about to pass up this opportunity to mess with Uzi. Before she could say anything more, N shoved his hands under her wings, tickling her, gently of course.

Uzi screeched, arching her spine.

“Dammnit N!! Stop it!”

She tried, she really tried not to laugh, but N was tickling her too much.

N beamed, his tail wagging. He loved making her laugh. It made him happy.

“Stop squirming, silly! I can’t tickle you if you’re moving!”

“Th-that- ahahahaha- that’s the point, dummy!”

N pouted at her dramatically.

“Dummy?! Rude! I thought you loved me!”

He tickled her harder, pressing his thumbs in the spots just under her wings, causing Uzi to cackle.

Then, something even cuter happened.

Uzi. Snorted.

N stopped tickling her abruptly, his visor, literally, displaying heart eyes.

“Oh. My. Biscuits! You snort?! That’s the cutest thing ever!!!”

Uzi blushes bright purple, covering her mouth.

“Bite me! It’s not cute! Not at all- N!!! Ahahaha- snort- stop tickling me!”

N grinned, having started tickling her again, this time on her sides.

“No can do, Zi! Not until I hear a few more of those cute snorts.”

Uzi cackles, squirming and wriggling in N’s lap, her face heating up each time she snorted.

After a solid 5 minutes, N decided to stop since Uzi had started wheezing and hiccuping.

“Hehehe- goober….. you’re mean!”

N laughed at Uzi’s giggle-drunk statement. He knew she didn’t mean it.

“Haha, yup I know! But hey, at least I made you feel better!”

And the strange part was, Uzi did feel better. Much better.

“Heh, yeah, I guess you did, you goober.”

Uzi paused, then smirked.

“But do you know what would make me feel even better?”

N tilted his head like a puppy.

“What?”

In one quick motion, Uzi flipped so she was pinning N down, grinning evilly.

“Revenge.”

It really was true. Laughter was the best medicine.

And N’s laugh could’ve cured cancer.

First MD fic!! I do ship Nuzi, but if that’s not your thing, this could be read as platonic as well! These goobers deserve to be happy!

[haz3-daz3]

Ok, let's start with this one: Naoshi Kamno x fem!reader who is rich/a lady, a girl easy to tease and with a sharp tongue 😗

im so sorgy it took a while i've not gotten the urge to write until now. Which is funny because im sick AHAHAHAHA

I hope this is good enough uwaaaaa---

I have a feeling Naoshi here is OOC and im sorry if he is 😭

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Naoshi Kanno x Rich!F!Reader Headcanons (SFW)

Being stuck in the jungle with a banged up aircraft, no corner store to refill his dwindling cigarette supplies or, hell, any form of civilization besides hut by literal dog and cat people was not on Naoshi's list of shit to deal with it so imagine his already haywired-temper going even more haywire than usual.

Neither was being back-talked by a woman.

"Why do I hafta fuckin' listen to you?"

"I didn't tell you to?"

He hates that you have a point.

Naoshi firmly detests the expectation that you have to bow or be subservient to someone just because they are older and/or richer but with you in particular? He doesn't feel the classism like he usually does whenever his superior officers made shitty decisions.

So imagine his surprise that you're not gasping nor calling him a brute for...well, being a brute. Spittin' and swearin' and rarin' for a fight. Not that he would care if you would, it's just unexpected because—

*looks at up and down at you*

H-How the fuck do you walk in heels in a jungle?? No genuinely how?!

"Can I borrow one of your poem books?"

"You mean tanka."

He's not entirely sure how those translation charms from the Octobrists work but he remembers the relief he felt when you came bounding with that frilly-ass parasol speaking in Japanese. Being stuck as the only human in a hot-as-a-furnace jungle filled with fuckin' housecats and mutts on two legs that he didn't understand a word from was...an experience that his sanity didn't appreciate all that much. Not that he was mentally weak.

He's not entirely sure what you mean to him but, he does enjoy your presence. Half because you're the only one around besides the goddamn Italian (Naoshi kicks the guy in the shin again), and half because...

Naoshi decides to mess up your hair.

"Hey, what was that for you asshole?!" You exclaim, huffing. Dropping your parasol to untangle the locks, braided bun is such a pain to make but it helps with keeping your hair neat and out of your face. Not to mention the heat off your back...

The entire time you're complaining, Naoshi's gaze is set in the way your fingers comb through your locks, his cigarette dangling at the corner of his chapped lips, how your brows furrow, the way you pout, the sharpness of your tongue when you counter him—

You catch him staring and he's brusquely scoffing. "Fuckin' dramatic." He says. Fully aware how that didn't have any bite like his words usually has.

Yeah. That.

Whatever "that" is.

[honeybeewhereartthee]

Crystal hearts zuzu and mimi

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Fate that bound to happen can never be escaped or written unless you have a will that is more stronger than the so called fate.

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Not even reaching the age of adulthood of faes. The little hanabi have taken her last breath, it was only because she don't know how she died and whats the full reason. She doesn't dwell much to the future to wish to know everything.

That's why she doesn't know the reason she died was to bring back Mimi who was slain by an arrow made of purified noir which is the weakness of dark fae, especially the demon one.

In front of everyone who is after their life, Mimi who taken a form of a man to be able to carry those two when they flee still standing still with an arrow Perce in his body. He seems unfazed even so his about to die. He doesn't fear death because there's nothing in the world that makes me want to live another day.

He who hated the world only found amusement in the two who act like father and daughter. If they are gone. Its just another death. Might as well die and not he bother by those two burdens again— he reason to his mind as he smile while looking at the enemies.

"ah. Such sight for sore eyes. I wish I can see you guys die and be food for plants. At least you all have purpose." Knowing that Zuriel likes to take care of flowers, he thought those foolish faes are good for nothing even in this end.

"m-mimi!!" Hanabi called out to Mimi who don't look at her but taken out the arrow like some cool antagonist and crash the crystal in his hand. Blood from his chest and hand bleed like fountain. But he doesn't seems to mind it.

"if you give us those two you will be pardon." The lord of gluttony tells the devil. He have form alignment with the light fae to destroy hanabi for the better of the future.

"foolish old man. Do you think your hideous face can demand anything from me?" Mimi really is the one who refuse to acknowledge anyone above him. No one can order him around. He is his own boss. "AHAHAHAHA. HOW AMUSING WOULD IT BE..that one day you shall make your own demise." Like a jinx he is.

He spoke to the lord of gluttony who is one of the elder who taken part of the creation of 3rd core fae. At that moment everyone doesn't know how foul and jinx mouthed Mimi is. Only hanabi knows it.

"kill that fiend!" The lord of gluttony orders.

"go on. Try and kill me. If you don't kill me this day. I shall be the main reason the world will come to an end. AHAHAHAHA. Come on. Old fools." hanami who's hanging in thin line refuse to be seen weak and even shameless challenge everyone.

The angels all shoot purified noir arrows and it all embed toward hanami who still standing protecting the two behind him.

"Please... please... stop..." Zuriel who was effected by human illness is being help by hanabi to stood up but still weak because it's the plague. He still wish to see the good of people..how foolish he is.

"Weak bloody bastard. Cannot even hit me to die in one hit." Hanami is shameless and really know how to court death. Even how hanabi is calling for him to stop doing that. He only laugh. He does not fear death.

"h-hanami... " Zuriel each out for hanami who thought of the moment staring at the reincarnated angel who's heart have become red. How laughable. "Don't touch me." Hanami glared at his direction. Before he thought of the most amazing idea.

"If your too weak to follow me and spy on me. Then I have no need of a weakling and burden. " The devil who's the most cruel of all dark fae. Who become a criminal that's quite hated by everyone in that era. Reach out to Zuriel who thought he wanted to hold his hand. Have reach out to grab hold of his crystalize heart and taken it away.

"h-hanami...!!" He want to beg him to stop but the dark fae just sneer at him and take it away and kick him in the groan and throw him to the lord of gluttony like a piece of rug.

In his blurry vision he watch hanami stare at his heart before he crush it and it cause him to block out. "I will never love a foolish angel who will sacrifice one life for the sake of the damn world." He heard his words in his last consciousness.

What come next was never told to him. He have forgotten who hanami was as his soul have enter a deep slumber from broken heart. In his deep slumber the poison inside of him strick again. And it slowly taken control of him, his soul change.

But it taken him a few hundred years before he regain consciousness, he was reborn again in the human world as a son of Oukawa a side family of an angel who fallen in love with a human and lives with the humans.

The angels have forgive his crime because of the words of hanami and the action of hanami who pretend to be him. To act like his a spy that his never with hanami as his only spying on hanami but still doing his mission. Because hanami have ask hanabi about the fate of Zuriel and long have plan to take care of a burdensome angel fate.

They defy fate because their will is to not be order around by the so called destiny. That's why Zuriel who should have perish with his soul shutter have been save. Or maybe it was fated to happen...

There's really no questions that that hanami is related to a certain core fae, as the twos ideals are quite similar, as NN who refuse to follow the fate orders and went to change destiny himself. Is just like what hanami did to change Zuriel fate.

But in the event from hundred of years ago, it ended up with the winning of the good side of humanity. They have eliminated the problem of the world who is the monster hanabi. As hanabi who have taken away hanami to a safe spot witness hanami who about to die as well but he doesn't feel sad or want to change it. His quite happy that Zuriel is still accepted by the good guys. It seems his plan still did not fail him.

His so smart, ahaha ' he can't help but he proud being so smart but cough up blood as he slowly disappear from existence. He pat the head of the crying hanabi

"only weakling cries. L-little brat ... Y-your not even that good l-looking to cry like me..." He wipe the tears of hanabi. The little core fae grab hold of him.

"P-please don't l-leave... M-mimi... M-mimi... I-im scared .. I'm scared..." She's scared to be alone. To lost Mimi. She should have known to look what will happen to Mimi. But Mimi just prick her forehead.

"aren't m-my business... Cough." Internal injury spike up and pain is corrosive. But hanami is not one to even cry about it. Yet this child whos going to be adult soon cry like a baby. "Hanako is quite proud of you to be able to grow in such beautiful lady." He tells her. Before he felt slightly sleepy.

"Hmm... I'm still beautiful than you." His really something to say such words in the face of death. "Be my child in the next life maybe you'll be haft as good looking as me." He jested. He doesn't believe such thing will ever occured to him. His not loved by the so called Heaven to be reborn after all. That's only Zuriel who can experience such luxury.

"Ah..." Hanabi finally remembered the future. Her mother really is one to jinx everything. Her mother will not die in this life. Because she will and he will become her mother her mother and be as beautiful as him as he say.

"Ok. I'll be your child. " Hanabi seems to lost the fear of death because even in the end, she is still a child who fear that what she witness won't be follow. That maybe whose future sight is just an illusion but she can't bare to lost the person who taken her in since she lost everything and would side her till the end.

"hmm.." hanami have close his eyes as he felt more sleepy..not realizing hanabi taken out her core heart and with pained expression she take it to give it to hanami as she did so. She slowly disappear with tears falling from her eyes, she hug the unconscious hanami till she is the one who disappear instead of hanami.

"Mimi... Mimi I wish that dream will be real and we will be family with zuzu... Mimi I love you and zuzu.." this was her final whisper but hanami did not hear it. Only those trees and rain did.

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When hanami wakes up, finding himself alive, he look for hanabi to find her nowhere to be found. He thought the enemies have taken her and went to the enemy, he don't notice his straight have change. He felt strange through but did not question it at first as he look for hanabi.

He only notice it when the angel called ei pointed that he have two hearts inside of him. "You most have killed that child. What a hero you are." The angel smile to him. It sicken him.

"What?" -hanami

"I heard it was quite rare. Someone giving their life for someone. Even a child born of disaster star can be useful to a foolish demon like you." Ei wanted to congratulate in mockery the demon but the devil seems to find this angel a piece of shit but did not do anything dumb to even approach someone that is toxic to him.

"Your quite annoying. What garbage did you speak of. The only foolish one here is you and your fellow cults. Because you seems to forgotten that I will be the reason the world will be destroyed as you all don't kill me before. I shall keep my promise." Hanami was calm but he felt disgusted. He can't even bare to look at this bird any second. His hate for the world seems to turn into loath when he heard what ei said.

"is that so? I'm looking forward for it." Ei still smile at him.

"your boring." Hanami pointed as ei doesn't seems to react." Not entertaining at all. " The devil turn around and disappear before ei. He doesn't like boring things. Ei sigh in relief when hanami left.

It seems there's a problem .. oh well. It's not his problem since his going to move out of Eden in few decades.' ei thought as he turn to look where the sleeping Zuriel lies. He seems to be in a deep thoughts before he left the room.

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Destiny is quite something. Because when Zuriel have been reborn again, he was someone who grow up in the idea of someone not so angel like as if someone have broken his heart in his past life.

He want to be strong, he want to show different form of love. He have momentary forgotten about hanami because his heart in that life have been taken away and destroyed by them.

He only follow orders of the main company as he felt that there's not much purpose in life. His eyes no longer reflect anyone, his life doesn't prioritize anyone greeter than his own because the one who give his heart too crash it.

That's why when they meet again, when he grown up to adult hood. And was slapped and thrown up by hanami he don't know it was them till a few years later when he like before seems to fall for the likes of hanami even in that life. Maybe he was a fool indeed. Falling for the one who broken him.

He only remember her when their first child was born. Where she called hanabi because she have the soul of that certain monster child. But she's not a monster but a precious baby of the two of them.

"hanabi...?" He mutter to himself thinking about where he heard that. His wife who's playing with the child like court wheeling her with the use of magic as if it's not an infant ( she only doing this cause she use magic to stop any motion sickness and possibly accident and hanabi is her child. Not a weakling)

"hmm. Like the name of the first core fae." She watch his reaction as realization slowly resurface with memories. "You killed me in my past life." He seems to be in a deep shock he don't even look that stupid. He actually look like he gain a brain cell for a moment. "Hmm. That I did." She nodded while she put the child down in the bed, she watch him a like a hawk waiting how he clown himself up.

"did you eat it?" Instead of him telling her 'how could you! Hateful!' or something along the line. His questions caught off her guard. "Eat what?"

"the heart you broke. Don't you love to eat noir heart?" At that moment she betray him and tell him those words he experience hateful and loath toward her. So his heart have blacken.

"ah..." That question made hanami realize she did miss out such chance. She shake her head to say no. "I don't like angels. Why would I eat one?" She reasoned hiding that she forgotten to do it. She refuse to admit such truth.

"..." Zuriel give her a nasty look like he don't believe her reason. She want to smack that look off his face. He reach out to held her face, she don't react like rejecting the touch which made his smile even wider.

"Wife you don't say that when you take my [ beep ] deep inside of you, especially when we [ beep ] for almost whole day." Somehow this angel saying the most rated words that the narrator have to censored it. "You also [ beep ] my [ BEEP] you choke." He trace her lips with his left thumb. He want to kiss her.

"........." - hanami. This angel is the most foul being in the whole Eden or world indeed. Such words coming off his mouth like his not some holy being.' she thought as she felt her ears turn red with how shamelessly charming Zuriel is right now. Hmm. It seems she have did found someone like hanabi says.

"kiss." Zuriel want to kiss her but what if she doesn't want too? He look at her pleadingly the look of his that look like a rougue seems to be true with how pitiful he acting. *Chuu. She give him a quick kiss— at least that what she wanted when he start to be unruly refuse to let her be. Not remembering she just give birth or that they in the hospital or that their daughter is in the room. If not for his mom to arrive he might ask continue to make his second child in the hospital bed.

He was nag but he wasn't listening to his mother and was just looking at hanami who's breast feeding hanabi. She looks very beautiful. And she's his no matter what.

He want to have a baby that look like her. But any children they have will be love by the two of them. He will spoil and love them even if the world won't. If they give birth to a core fae. He will hide him or her. And teach them that they are human and how to protect themselves.

He just want to live a happy life with his family with his wife. And children. But they did end up having a core as an offspring. She seems not so surprised about it. But the world will hate him, she said she will deal with it. Before the world will know. He only need to take care of the children and she will just go buy some soy sauce since she's cooking — which she never does, she doesn't do house work.

She doesn't return at all. But he knows she's alive somewhere, because there's no news of the fourth core fae arising but the news of a hated criminals was caught and locked up was heard. Even if he fallen depress and want to look for her. He can't since they have babies to take care off. He can only wait like she promise she would return.

Maybe one day they'll be happy family again.

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Oukawa siblings names

Hanabi Oukawa ( oldest ) pure dark fae.

A child who likes her mother more than dad. But adore all her siblings. Does care about her looks like her mom.

Very regal young lady.

Sakura ( second daughter) she have the shifter ability of her mom. Have pretending to be her brother sometime ago so he can play with the main branch young master. Acting more childish than the youngest. Have dominant angel genes than human or dark fae. ( Both eyes are purple btw )

Childish and troublemaker young lady.

Zumi ( youngest daughter ) zuzu makes the name of zuzu and Mimi and named her zumi cause he run out of girls name. Zumi is someone who barely left her room and sleep a lot..she's more human than the other children.

Eepy young lady.

[zahri-melitor]

Newish Comics:

Taking a break from ploughing through Santa appearances for the week’s comics.

Batman & Robin #3: ahahahaha “dedicated instructors who showed me the deep knowledge of the world”.

Damian. Sweetheart. You were TEN. I have no doubt you learnt a lot of complex things but also firstly you didn’t synthesise everything and secondly you simply didn’t have the TIME to learn ‘everything’.

That done, Bruce please explain socialisation and ‘working on a civilian cover’ to Damian, so he will go to school. Remember civilian covers? And secret identities?

Ooh Man-Bats! (I’m sorry, I’m here in this book for the Bruce and Damian moments, but I don’t actually mind the concept of Shush and White Rabbit? I like that White Rabbit is leaning into the Japanese aesthetics that Damian uses for his art)

Outsiders #1: I hate to say it, but my back is already up. Luke Fox, describing Kate Kane's background as "we both trained under one of the most brilliant tactical minds to ever exist" - are we talking about Jacob Kane? Because I wouldn't call him that. And I wouldn't say that Kate trained under Bruce Wayne.

Also the wig? That was originally Jacob's choice and to help with concealing her identity. If Kate actually had issues with it she would have ditched it years ago.

Not knowing fundamental basics like this about Kate is worrying me (unless there's been some retcon I haven't read yet?)

On the other hand... JENNY SPARKS SIGHTING!!! (Well, her skeleton. Apparently) JENNY MY SWEETHEART.

...I'm going to give this a go, since it's Kate and since it's MY FAVOURITE JENNY. I'm being cautious though.

Speed Force #1: oh this however is just fun vibes. I think it's our new light-hearted Flash book, with Si Spurrier doing more complex things over in Flash proper.

The Vigil #6: Ram V landed this. I still feel like all of the characters are specific commentary on other DC characters, but watching the team pull together and Castle explain what had been missed was very satisfying in that ‘heist film’ sort of scene where they flip the board and suddenly reveal what was going on.

Wesley Dodds: The Sandman #2: as this is the first Rossmo title I've seriously read, I am appreciating his art and I think getting used to it on a title where I don't have strong feelings about the characters involved will stand me in good stead.

World's Finest: Teen Titans #5: I’ve got to say, I love that the cover is a scene only tangentially related to the plot. Classic silver age vibes. This scene does not occur.

Wally! Love your snark, kid.

Garth! Surfing on/in Wally’s speed wake!

Also Dick finally decided reveal his ID.

Warlord #26: this week in Travis Morgan's adventures... DEIMOS IS BACK! Hello, Deimos! Planning to slink around evilly, are you?

Excitingly, Travis gets to fight a two-headed snake necked dragon this issue. Unfortunately this does not result in any bondage. Missed opportunity there, Grell!

This issue we are in a hidden maze temple, where they have to break apart an amulet and fit the pieces into rock niches to illuminate the way via the light bouncing. It is a VERY gaming dungeon sort of plot. However as each piece is fitted, a vision occurs. Travis is directed in how this works by a talking parrot. (A normal one, not an anthropomorphic one)

Travis sees visions of Tara but she's blaming him for betraying her, and given she was staring into a river and sighing over how much she loved and missed him last issue I think we can safely say this is a false vision. (All the visions say nasty things that mostly are guilt nightmares)

Once the maze is complete, Travis is offered the chance to gain his 'heart's desire' by stepping into the light (which has been causing all the terrible visions)

And Travis' wants to start over...so he gets transported back in time (to what looks like Neanderthal times but this IS Skartaris, it could just be last Tuesday)

[anatheyma]

I want you to corrupt me. Smear your blood all over my pale face and smile at me with those perky fangs, digging your nails in my skin and softly tearing it apart. Bruise me entirely. Break my soul into millions of pieces and let it rot. I will nuzzle my face on your neck and push my teeth against your flesh, drinking your blood until you get dizzy and lightheaded. I am nothing but your servant and you are to me my absolute saviour.

The mere thought of your warmth against my body makes my blood burning hot. The pretty desperate face you make when the head of my cock pulses against your walls, pushing through your sensitive spots. My rosary dangling in front of your eyes and gracefully grazing the silver against your lips, my fingers forcing your mouth open so you can suck on it. My forehead resting against yours and my free hand squeezing the flesh on your hips as I thrust even deeper, our scent becoming one as our breathing collides. The taste of impurity filling my mouth when I kiss you, the jewelry on my tongue rubbing against your fangs when my sinful seed spills inside of your womb. I beg of you to make me completely obsessed and only yours.

Aren't you so beautiful, Eddie? More divine than any angel and more immaculate than any saint. Every single inch of your skin is worth the sin. I want you to bring me hell and despair with only your touch. Make me so obsessed with you that the only thing I want to do to you is killing you.

Putting my hands on your throat and robbing you of the comfortable feeling of breathing properly, your big doe eyes staring at me in disbelief while your nails scratch the skin on my wrists. Something throbs deep inside you and I know you want it as much as I want it, so I do not stop even when your face becomes red and you start crying. If you could talk, you would probably beg me not to do it... but I think that having no will is the best part! I am looking down at you with eyes of a lover instead of a killer.

"I could never hate you, did you know? I am doing this because I love you way too much".

I want to believe that maybe my words could ease your impulses of resisting but maybe it would be the opposite. Isn't it funny, Eddie? You are dying for my sins too.

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OKAY FUCK THIS IS GOOD... i'm gonna need to take a cold shower... anyway when are you coming over so we can play this scenario out irl ahahaha just kidding i mean ahahahaha sweats

[pen-guin-writez]

remade chapter

okay so i actually REMADE this chapter because i hated it so much,,, have my crackship chat

plot: mew mew finds herself in a world... a dark world, where she meets a certain goopy puzzlemaker.

content warning(s): there's like one instance of swearing i think but other than that its fine.

character(s): mad mew mew, rouxls kaard, asgore (mentioned), kris (mentioned), frisk (mentioned)

full chapter under the cut !!!

Stupid, Stupid, STUPID!!!

Mew Mew had been stumbling around the Dark Word, looking for hunk-of-a-former-king's kid, what was their name again? Whatever. Whatever! WHATEVER!!! In any case, she was JUST supposed to deliver this weird box he gave her, and now she's HERE??? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???

In any case, Mew Mew was MAD. Not that- she's ever not mad, but now she's ESPECIALLY mad. She'd been resisting the urge to NOT kill everyone here! She doesn't know how that other slightly smaller kid does it. All these monsters look so PUNCHABLE now.

As she stomps forth, she suddenly hears a thud. Her tail whips upward and she gets into a fighting stance. Then she sees a... white glow? Then she sees...

A navy blue, goopy man in some sort of royal uniform wearing a pirate hat and holding a cutlass???

"Huh? Huh?? HUH??? WHO ARE YOU?!?" She pierces a glare as the man points his cutlass at her.

"Thoust really thought thou could--- wait..." The goopy man speaks in what seems to be a mix of a pirate accent and a Shakespearean accent, "...thou are not the lightners from before! Who are thou??"

Mew Mew, filled with CONFUSION and ANGER, whips the cutlass from out of the man's hand using only her tail, "Excuse ME, I asked you FIRST."

The goopy man seems to be taken slightly off-balance, but he swiftly grabs his cutlass once more, pointing it towards Mew Mew, "I am Rouxls Kaard, Duke of Puzzles! And also Prince Lancer's Lesser Father." He says the last part with a gleam in his eyes, "Now, I have answered thou's question! Who are thou? And what is thou's business here--- wait..."

He unsheathes his cutlass and grabs Mew Mew by her shoulders with what can only be described as stars in his eyes, "Art thou here to try mine ULTIMATE PUZZLE???"

He's practically shaking her by now. But Mew Mew is quick to push him off.

"Hey! Hey!! HEY!!! Don't you know NOT to touch people you BARELY know???", Mew Mew contradicts herself by tapping her finger on his chest judgingly.

And despite that, he seems to look at her, almost apologetically.

"I... apologize, Lady Lightner, miss... I suppose it's just, no one has ever been so PASSIONATE about mine puzzles."

Admittedly, Mew Mew didn't care about this guy, or his puzzles. She wanted to be out of this weird place as fast as she could. But something about not feeling wanted was... oh-so-familiar to her. And it's not too often Mew Mew shows empathy.

"...Well? Well?? WELL??? Are you just gonna STAND THERE, or are you gonna SHOW ME your STUPID PUZZLES?"

And he just stares at her, those same stars in his eyes from before, "Ah... Aha! Ahahaha! AHAHAHAHA!!! YES, MINE LADYE LIGHTNER!!! BEHOLDETH!!!"

Rouxls snaps his fingers, and with that same while glow, a block puzzle (if you can even CALL it a puzzle) appears from thin air.

"HAVE AT THEE!!!"

It was literally just a block and a button. No japes. No high jinks. No low jinks. No danger, capers, or japers. And definitely no form of fun activities to be seen here. Just... a block and a button.

"What... is... THIS?!"

Mew Mew circles the block "puzzle". Rouxls seems to be nervous.

"Ah...- why it is mine ultimate puzzle! As thou requested-"

"THIS ISN'T A PUZZLE!!!" Mew Mew snaps. This'll be so easy! Easy!! EASY!!! There's NO WAY any DUMMY could mess this up! Mew Mew cracks her knuckles, "OHOHOHO!!! Watch this, DUMMY."

She stomps over to the other side of the puzzle and firmly stomps her foot on the button.

...but nothing happens.

"What?"

Mew Mew tries a second time. But nothing happens.

"What??"

Mew Mew tries a THIRD time. But no-

"WHAT???"

She repeatedly jams her foot on the button, only for it to respond with absolutely nothing. Rouxls has that same cheeky grin on his face.

"Is mine ultimate puzzle stumping you, Lady Lightner?" He steps forward with a taunting look on his face.

"JUST SHUT UP!!! I GOT THIS JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE."

After many attempts to defeat the enemy that is this stupid, stupid, STUPID block puzzle, in a fit of anger, Mew Mew stomps away from the puzzle.

"Ah-ha~! It seems mine ULTIMATE PUZZLE has bested thou, ey? GOOD!!! AHAHAHAHAHA-"

...But to Rouxls' surprise, the cat doll runs back, summoning what seems to be some sort of pink-and-white striped wand with a glowing cat head tied to a pink bow at the end. She jams her wand on the button with as much force as she can manage.

"GOD. DAMNIT!!!!!!!"

...do I even need to say it anymore?

Mew Mew grits her teeth, her frail body itching with anger. But Rouxls continues staring at Mew Mew, those same stars in his eyes as he twirls a stand of his silken white hair. His smile became small, but he seemed to be staring at her with such... admiration.

"What are ya STARIN' AT, you DUMMY??????? YOU DUMMY!!!!!!!! YOU--- you..."

Mew Mew let out a drowsy yawn, "SH-SHUT UP!!! I'M NOT TIRED!!! I'M ECASTATIC!!! ENERGIZED!!! CHIPPER!!!" She argues to no one in particular. Mew Mew suddenly steps on her tail, accidentally falling to the ground, somehow already all curled up into a little ball.

"DON'T LOOK AT ME... like... that..." Her eyes slowly trap themselves close and...

Mew Mew is asleep. A confused yet intruiged Rouxls can't help but let out a chuckle.

"Ah... aha... ahahaha... Lady Lightner-" He crouches down, taking Mew Mew's hand into his own, "Let the Duke of Puzzles assist thou..."

The goopy guy drags Mew Mew along, trying to be as gentle as possible as he makes his way towards...

A hip shop.

[nehswritesstuffs]

okay so for the "500 words or less" excerpt DVD commentary i'm going to choose the opening of this fic because i can't help myself it is honestly one of my favorite parts and i gotta know what the thought process was

Having never really considered himself weak in the ankles, Law was beginning to rethink his lifelong self-assessment as he slipped his feet into the absolutely terrifying shoes that had been shoved in his direction. With Nami on one side of him and Perona on the other, Law shakily attempted to stand, not enjoying the extra wobble he gained by simply standing still. “What the fuck is wrong with you people,” he grumbled lowly. His girlfriend, however, scowled. “You live in heels—I don’t want to hear it.” “I wear boots, Nami-ya, not whatever torture devices these are.” He looked out over the rows of shoe racks and saw that the difference in height was… concerning. “Fucking hell—these have three extra inches than normal.” “Well, yeah,” Perona scoffed. “You need to look your best, and they’re already doing wonders for your ass.” She hummed. “Well, what little you’ve got, anyhow.” “Why are we even here?” Law groused. “Can’t I just order some online?” “We are not,” Nami said, “because I am not going to have to deal with ordering shoes for your massive man-feet and then them not fitting properly. Turnaround is way too quick for us to need to worry about shipping.” “I feel like a fool,” he grimaced as he continued to curse the integrity of his legs. “We did not drive to the only shoe store in Greater Logue Town that carries wides in-stock for you to chicken out,” Perona scolded. “I’m not chickening out,” he insisted sourly. “I just have way too much coordination to know first-hand why Cora-san practices walking in these things.” “Well, you’re about to get a lot more familiar with them if we’re going to get you anywhere,” Nami said firmly. “Now go ahead and try to walk to that rack there.” Two steps and Law went sideways into a shelving unit full of narrow-widths. Nami and Perona stared at one another—they had a lot more work ahead of them than they had feared.

Ahahahaha, yes! Although I love all this fic, I do particularly feel this part. A bunch of me projecting on Law under the cut.

Have an excerpt you want me to break down? Go ahead and let me know!

Nehs? Projecting on Law? Never! *fake shocked gasp* Okay, so let me break it down:

I need wide width shoes as well, and holy shit are these hard to find since Payless started going nuts after filing for bankruptcy. Twice. This is a modern AU set in a pseudo-Midwestern America, so my loss of the only place that consistently stocked wides is also his loss of the only place that consistently stocked wides. and don't tell me that [place] does bc i've tried I am waiting for when that void is filled with bated breath bc I hate shopping for shoes online.

I am also on taller than average. (I am not Law's height, but he is on the taller end for normal people.)

I also like wearing boots with chonky heels/soles.

I also like wearing heels/wedges despite it making me "so tall" so what if I scrape six feet that way.

I also have enough coordination to walk in heels/wedges.

I can fucking run in heels/wedges.

I can honestly say that aside from a couple choice moments (as we all have) I am fairly well-coordinated overall.

I recently tried on a pair of heels in-store (returns from an online purchase, I'm sure) and as I stood I almost toppled over like holy shit.

I did roll my ankle once while running in wedges and I went down hard that was fun.

Narrow-widths are apparently a thing.

...and what sort of outfit as spectacular as Dr. Hart-Steeler's is complete without the right shoes? Can't have her show up in Crocs because although that's thematically correct I don't think those are going to fly in a drag queen revue.

[mazeinthemiroh]

hey!! i was wondering if you could write a reaction for stray kids where they forget to pick up the reader (and maybe it’s raining / late)? whether it’s from work or somewhere further away? i feel like this can have so many plot twists AHAHAHAHA thank you 💞 fairly angsty pls with a happy/neutral ending

stray kids when they forget to pick you up

genre: angst, comfort in some

word count: 1.2k

warnings: use of the word 'hell'

author's notes: lowercase intentional. for this scenarios sake, all of the members can drive! thank you for requesting anon, i hope you enjoy this!

bangchan

he was busy. very busy. and he just completely forgot.

chan's car approached you at 10 minutes to midnight. your shift ended at 10:30 pm. so he was late. very late indeed. the front lights of his car seemed to cut through the pouring rain, illuminating the cold droplets which relentlessly fell from the sky for as long as you could remember. you were standing there, slightly lighten by the dull light of the lamp post, with your body thoroughly drenched and shivering from the lack of a coat.

you watched as your boyfriend got out of the car with a black umbrella in his hands. he walked up to you, one hand shoved in his pocket, the other hand outstretched with the umbrella, so when he got to you, you were finally sheltered. his expression was soft, sad, sorry. he didn't say a word, but you could see in the feelings in his eyes that he was apologetic enough.

so you both just stood there, gazing into each other's eyes, with nothing to say.

minho

"it's not that bad if you think about i-"

"not that bad? i was waiting for an hour! hell, i could've walked back by myself!"

"then why didn't you?"

you flinched at the bluntness of his words. you two had been arguing about this for the whole journey home.

"because i thought that my boyfriend wouldn't want me walking back by myself at night. i actually thought that you cared!"

minho slammed on the breaks. the car halted abruptly, making you both momentarily drag forwards in your seats. you looked at him with wide, worried eyes as he stared ahead.

"i do care about you," he stated, and you couldn't tell if his tone was blunt or slightly frantic. you knew he would never say sorry, but you could see in his shining eyes - the glisten of the streetlights from the outside making his eyes sparkle and expose his worry, his regret - that he was. he was sorry.

changbin

"y/nnnnn~~~~"

changbin was met with silence again, which was a real stab at the heart for him. he hated this. he knows he messed up, but there was a part of him that felt like you were being a bit unfair. or maybe he was just worried that he messed up big time.

"i said sorry! please talk to me."

"just drive, bin."

"no! i'm not driving until you say you've forgiven me."

he said stubbornly, crossing his arms over his chest defiantly, much like a child would when they sulk. he could feel the tension and guilt press down on his heart and he couldn't continue on with the night unless he knew he was on good terms with you. his eyes were glimmering as he gave you a big, cute pout that even your tired and annoyed self couldn't help but smile at.

"yeah, that's more like it."

hyunjin

"it's romantic out here, in the rain, isn't it?"

you turned to see hyunjin, a smile ghosting his features, half playful, half apologetic. you hadn't noticed he had sat down on the bench next to you moments ago, watching you're tense expression never once faltering. you thought he was a crazy person; coming out here with you, making himself comfortable while you both got swallowed up by the cascading rain.

you wanted to slap him. but you couldn't deny how handsome he looked: long black hair starting to stick to the side of his face and his warm eyes sparkling in the moonlight as he stared at you, fondly. you hated him and loved him all at once. you felt angry and helpless and hopelessly in love.

and with this love, with this ridiculous and irritating and perfect man beside you, the pouring rain didn't seem so bad anymore.

han

"i am sooo sorry sweetie."

han kept pouring out apologies as he stayed with you on the phone while he drove to your destination. he didn't realise just how much time he spent in the studio this night, and time had just flown by. in the back of his mind he knew he had to pick you up, but he became so engrossed in his work that by the time he checked the clock he was more than late to pick you up.

"yeah whatever, it's fine."

there your voice sounded through the bluetooth in his car. you sounded fed-up, and he couldn't blame you. leaning his head against the steering wheel of your car as he waited for the red light to turn green, he sighed deeply. there was a sinking feeling of guilt at the pit of his stomach.

"i'll make it up to you, i promise baby."

felix

you had to call him to pick you up. you're not going to wait forever, obviously, and you know that's the only way he would remember. because with felix, he was on time for everything. he wasn't likely to slack off, to run late, if he could help it. so if he was late, it was likely to be that he had completely and utterly forgotten.

and you're right. he's laying down on his bed, scrolling through his phone, not thinking of anything else except for what was on his screen. then suddenly: a call. your name pops up, and his eyes grow wide. the realisation hits.

shooting out of bed and grabbing a jacket and his keys, he finally answers your call.

"y/n i am so sorry oh my gosh i completely forgot i had no idea what happened-" he rambled as he rushed to the car. he felt so frustrated with himself, and would beat himself up about it the whole journey to you. you were more forgiving of him than he was.

seungmin

"hi."

your boyfriend's voice sounded beside you. he had a coat in his hand which he immediately pulled over your shoulders, and an umbrella in the other which he shielded you from the rain with. he winced as he caught sight of you glaring at him. he had no idea what to say, so he just guided you into his car.

your jaw was tense as you slid into the passenger seat of the car. you wrapped your hands around your arms and rubbed them up and down in an attempt to warm yourself. you shivered in your seat as seungmin got in the other side. as you gazed over at him, you could sense his nerves. worried eyes that avoided yours as he fumbled around with his car keys. you couldn't be mad at him. you knew he didn't mean any of this. it wasn't fair for either of you.

"thanks for the coat," you mumbled softly, in hopes that seungmin's nerves and regret would start to disappear...

jeongin

you marched up to his car fiercely, a purpose in your step as he pulled up beside you. anger whirling around inside of you; so much had built up to this moment. the standing, the waiting, the weather that decided that, no, today was not going to be your day, after all.

yanking the car door to the passenger seat open with full force, you shoved your body inside the vehicle.

"thanks a lot for showing up, where the hell were yo-"

you stopped at the start of your rant when you finally turned to him, now fully in the car. jeongin was sitting there, a nonchalant expression on his face, and a massive bag of your favourite takeaway food on his lap. he smiled sheepishly, "sorry?"

you didn't want to let him off that easily. but man, he knew how to apologise in the best way possible.

[blackypanther9]

Part 3 - Explanation and 'He who doesn't want to be named'

WARNING!: Slapping, argument, mention of torture, mention of weapons, Mentions of starvation, mentions of dehydration, mentions of sleeplessness, mentions of blood AND MORE !! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!

Rosa and Andres, two of Bruno’s rats, left Bruno and ran over to the sad, smoking Heiko.

“Rosa, Andres ! Come back !”, Bruno whisper yelled.

They didn’t listen and soon were at Heiko’s feet. They squeaked and as Heiko looked down he yelped.

“Please someone tell me they are nice and tame !”, Heiko yelled.

“They are ! They are Tío Bruno’s !”, Antonio yelled.

Heiko relaxed at that and then knelt down.

“Now what are you doing here and why aren’t you with your friend ?”

One ran up his leg and cuddled into his shoulder and neck. Heiko chuckled. The other nuzzled his hand and even licked it softly.

“Alright, you two are cute.”, Heiko said softly and smiled.

They squeaked again and Heiko chuckled again. He took his cigarette out and tapped off the ash into a hole in the dirt, then stuffed it back into his mouth and sat down on the floor. The two rats cuddled with him and soon Diego and Lucia joined in too and cuddled him.

“Oi, Bruno ?!”, Heiko called.

“Y-yes ?”, he answered.

“Good job with these rats. They are nice, clean and very social. Where I come from rats rather bite you and hate you for life. They are adorable.”

Bruno smiled and had a small blush on his cheeks.

“T-thanks…”

Heiko smiled.

‘So he is a shy one then. Brave enough for his family, but very shy if it is about him and his things… Cute.’, was all Heiko thought.

‘You DO know that I can hear you~?’, Vincent popped into his mind.

‘VINCE !!! GET OUTTA MY MIND YOU PERVERT !!!’

‘Nah, I think I’ll stay~’

‘WHY YOU LITTLE-?!’

“So…how did you end up here and who did all of this to you ?”, Luisa asked.

Heiko threw Vincent a dirty glare as he came back to them and he heard him snort. Vincent smirked back at him.

“I’ll kill you later…”, Heiko told him.

“Continue to dream that, kid.”, Vincent chuckled out.

Then Heiko cleared his throat and turned to the Madrigals again, Bruno’s rats still on Heiko, snuggling him.

“To shorten the long story… A mad scientist is after us. He wants to experiment on us and torture us until we die. We don’t know how he found us, we don’t know why he is after us and we escaped from him 3 weeks ago. He called more help by the military and they chased us and once surprised us. They shot at us, bombed us and tried everything to get us to stop fleeing. Since then we were like this and searched for a place to hide, recover and heal.”

“Not to sound dumb…what is a military ?”, Pepa asked.

Heiko stared at them in utter shock. The rest of his family did the same and Vincent broke out into laughter.

“THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT A MILITARY IS !!! AHAHAHAHA !!!”

Heiko stepped harshly on Vincent’s foot, making him yelp.

“A military is a group with a lot of people, trained to kill you. Let us say if someone wants to take over a village, the military comes in that said village and destroys everything, takes over it and kills the people that refuse to submit their loyalty to them. They come with everything. Guns, Bombs, grenades, tanks, trucks and way more. And I promise you, this sh…oot is not good.”, Heiko said.

He wanted to say ‘shit’, but the boy of the Madrigals didn’t have to hear it.

“What are all these things ?”, Bruno asked a bit unsure.

“Well guns are things that shoot metal things at you. These metal things are called bullets. If that hits you..well let us just say…it will hurt badly. If it his your bones, it can even go through it and destroy you. It flies too fast for you to avoid it and if it hits one of your organs, then it will mean game over for you.”, William explained.

The Madrigals looked horrified, besides Antonio, because he was partly too young to understand.

“Bombs are things that can be set somewhere and then when you shoot at them, they explode. There are also bombs with a timer on them, these are called ‘Time bombs’. They explode and can rip you to shreds. I think we don’t need to tell you that you won’t live after that anymore.”, Michael explained the next.

“Grenades are almost like bombs. You pull something out of it and as soon as you throw it and it hits ground, it will explode and destroy everything in its way.”, Vincent said.

“Tanks are big things. Let us just say they have a pipe and shot out of it at everything they want. They are very hard to destroy and if that thing rolls over you, you are mush. And trucks are things where more people are inside it and more weapons and ammo.”, Heiko finished shortly.

The Madrigals stared at them in horror, besides Tonito, because he is too small to understand.

“How did you survive this…”, Alma said in utter shock.

“Well we had a little birdy who warned us as good as he could. He said he belonged here a long time ago.”, Chris said.

Michael slapped the back of his little Brother’s head, smiling innocently.

“OW !”, Chris yelled and rubbed the back of his head, glaring at Michael.

“What the heck was that for ?!”

“He didn’t want to be mentioned.”, Michael said.

Chris’ eyes widened in realization.

“Oh… Oops…”

“But no one was ever banned from Encanto and no one every left either…”, Bruno said in thoughts.

Heiko waved it off.

“Aah, forget about it ! He didn’t want to be mentioned anyways !”

Then Heiko looked over Bruno’s shoulder and something. As the rest turned around, there was nothing, but Heiko clearly saw something. Suddenly he snapped out of it.

“Welp ! It was nice meeting you, but, uh, we have to leave now !”, Heiko said nervously.

“What ? Where will you go ?”, Mirabel asked.

“Uhhh….We search a place to stay. And we thought we will build our own home somewhere around here.”, Heiko said.

 “Nonsense ! You can live with us, until we build you a house to live in, in the village !”, Alma insisted.

“You don’t want us there. We are very good with here.”, Heiko protested.

“But I wanna go there !”, Elizabeth yelled at Heiko.

Heiko took a deep breath and looked at Elizabeth.

“And I want you to go back where you ended up first and rot. Did I get what I wanted ? No ! So shut up ! Your Brothers, uncle and Father agreed with me to stay here ! So your opinion doesn’t matter !”

Elizabeth turned to her Father with big eyes.

“Daddy ?”

“Elizabeth Afton ! No ! Stop manipulating Father for your own gain !”, Michael yelled at her angry.

“SHUT UP ! I HATE YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS HATE YOU !!! YOU ARE NOT MY BROTHER !!!”, Elizabeth yelled.

Heiko became very angered as he saw Michael look sadder and sadder. He hid it well, but Heiko could see the hurt in his eyes.

SLAP !

Elizabeth was in utter shock and then started to cry. Heiko slapped the back of her head harshly and she was on the floor.

“You take everything back that you said to your older Brother and APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW ! Or I will let your Father know what YOU DID !”, Heiko threatened her.

“Heiko !”, William yelled in anger.

“SHUT UP OLD MAN !!!”, Heiko screamed at him.

William instantly shut his trap.

The Madrigals just stared at them in utter shock. But Heiko was right this time, Elizabeth deserved that slap. Bruno looked anywhere but at them, flinching when Heiko raised his voice full of rage and hatred.

Vincent stalked over to Heiko and hugged him softly.

“Shhh…Calm down… You are scaring our helpers. Mostly the guy you have the hots for.”, Vincent whispered.

Heiko took deep breaths in and out, calming down. He stared at Elizabeth in hatred.

“I wish I left you in that lab of this madman… Then I wouldn’t have to be outraged every time.”, he said with so much hatred, that even Vincent widened his eyes in utter shock.

Then he turned to William.

“And you are really too scared and stupid, to raise that spoiled brat. It is great that she is your only daughter, but for demon’s sake, put a leash on her and a muzzle on her disgraceful mouth, if you can’t raise her with respect and discipline.”

William looked down, not saying a word.

“Your own kids hate each other and you sit there and pat your daughter’s head, like she isn’t making anyone hate the other. She told Chris that Michael never regretted the accident, even though he deeply did. She told Michael that you never loved him, even after you realized all the mistakes you did. She told me that you never accepted me as a Son, that I was only your slave in the house, deserve to be kicked by everyone in the family and she told me that Vincent made my life miserable, even though he never did. Do you really want to let all this continue ?”

He looked at Heiko in shock.

“Sh…she did that ?”

“Wow. You really are dumb.”, Heiko laughed loudly.

Vincent looked at his Brother and nodded.

“She did all of that.”, he said then.

Soon Heiko calmed down and was dead silent.

“I hate this damn family…”, he whispered out.

William, Chris and Elizabeth looked at Heiko in utter shock, while Michael and Vincent looked at him with sadness.

Before Vincent could react, Heiko shook him off and went away, this time, no one could see him, too far away.

“Heiko !”, Vincent yelled in worry.

He didn’t respond. Vincent sighed and then glared at Elizabeth and William.

“Are you both happy now ? Did you finally achieve your goals ?!”

“I didn’t know he would react like this !”, Elizabeth tried to defend herself.

“Because you are the dumbest person on earth ! Ever heard about feelings ?! Ever heard of responsibility ?! All you every did since we reunited was trying to tear the family apart again and you got us always into a lot of trouble ! Now tell me, ARE YOU FUCKING PROUD OF YOURSELF NOW ?!”

“Vincent, calm down… Your sanity…”, William tried to warn him.

“WHO CARES ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW ?! YOU MADE HEIKO HATE THIS FAMILY !!! ARE YOU FUCKING PROUD OF YOURSELVES NOW ?! I AM GLAD, OLIVER AFTON NUMBER TWO AND CLARA AFTON NUMBER TWO !!!”

Michael went over to Vincent and hugged him tightly.

“Calm down. Losing every little sense right now won’t help us either, Uncle.”

Vincent took deep breaths with tears in his eyes.

“Heiko went through enough pain and misery. Yes, he never talked about anything, but did you tell him about OUR Father ? Did you never see all the pain and fear he has in his eyes ? He saw more than enough, went through enough and still you two pretend like he is the problem and the monster. You know how clumsy he can be, William. He just practically left this family because of you two ! What if he ends up hurt again ?! He risked his LIMBS for US to escape ! And you thank him like this ?!”, Vincent yelled.

At that point William was crying in guilt and shame and Elizabeth looked away, crying in utter shame.

Suddenly loud squeaks were heard and Antonio grabbed Bruno’s hand.

“Tío (Uncle) Bruno ! Heiko passed out and hit his head on a sharp rock !”, he told him and he and Tonito ran to the place where Heiko was.

The rest was running behind them in worry and panic. Soon they reached the place Heiko was at.

“What happened ?!”, Alma asked.

The rats squeaked.

“They say that Heiko was tumbling around feeling dizzy, he lost his footing passed out and then hit his head pretty hard on a sharp rock.”, Antonio informed them.

“He must be very exhausted. We were all the time awake, never sleeping, nor resting. The only break we took was when we were here already, on a hill and even then, we all were allowed to rest, but Heiko searched for a place for us to hide at. He never took a break, he didn’t eat or drink at all and he never took a eye of sleep for over 3 weeks.”, Michael said.

“I can’t imagine how sleepy he must be… No wonder that his temper is so short too. Little to no sleep, can make you quite aggressive.”, Bruno said quietly.

“Mostly he multitasked. He kept his eyes and ears sharp, tended to his wounds and the rest of us, made sure we are fine by eating and drinking on our way and if one of us fell behind he carried them for a while. Mostly it was me or Chris, but still. If you combine all of that and multiply it with 3 weeks…”, Vincent stopped there.

“He should have been so tired that he almost dies, a week ago…”, Alma said.

None of the Madrigals could imagine how much and far Heiko pushed himself.

“He never wanted to risk that we will be in danger or trouble. He was scared that if he passed out…we would be back at the lab. We were all very tired, but Heiko with his injuries was probably the most tired of us and he kept pushing and pressuring himself. I guess the emotional meltdown now also added to his tiredness and the thought that you were nice and not a threat to us, even helped us heal, must have given him a peaceful mind to let go for just a second.”, Vincent concluded.

Michael was beside Heiko in the meantime and bandaged his head. It looked worse than it was, but because he is unable to eat right now, he has to at least have his wound bandaged.

MASTERLIST HERE !

[stayarmytinyzenmoa-l]

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THE STAR CROSSED TAG U JUST READ EVERYTHING AJSBCNCKDKSBDK

mark being the token human friend is just genius

ALSO PLEASE WRITE MORE I WILL LITERALLY GIVE UP MY FIRSTBORN 😭

AHAHAHAHA I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT ANON LMAOOOOO Now, no worries, I don't accept payments in first borns, but I'll give you a snippet of what I have in my drafts

[HELP ME CHOOSE A WIP TO FOCUS ON GAHHH]

~

"It can't be anything too bad. (Y/N)'s so sweet," he smiles.

"What, got a crush?" Yeri teases. Mark shakes his head, but the reddening in his ears betrays him. "Hate to break it to you, Mark, but (Y/N)'s married," she laughs. At this, Mark's jaw drops. "You didn't know?"

"I never saw a wedding ring..."

"That's because it's around her neck," Yeri pats her empty chest. "Let's go, best we don't stare, they'll be joining us soon," she hands Mark the box of fruits and gestures for him to follow her.

"Both of them?"

"Yes, (Y/N)'s husband usually comes around after mass to help us out, but I've never seen him in mass, I don't think he's religious," Yeri shakes her head. "But (Y/N)'s rather devout, from what I understand," Yeri nods her head. "Speak of the devil..." she mutters. Just then, the backdoor opens and you and your husband walk into the room. Immediately, Mark does a double-take. With a rather detailed tattoo of demonic wings wrapping around both of his arms, chains around his neck and waist, combined with messy over-gelled hair, Mark almost gasped. That's your husband?! Yeri closed Mark's hanging mouth. "Don't stare." Mark diverts his gaze quickly.

"Hey, Mrs. Smith!" Even his voice sounded unholy.

"Oh! Mr. Lee," the old woman waves her hand. "Hello, dear."

"Let me get that for you," Jeno reaches for the box, but you stop him.

"I got it, these are filled with youth bibles, right?" You ask her, picking up the box yourself with ease. You, on the other hand, were so much different compared to your husband. Always wearing a long-sleeved sweater or turtleneck, your hair always kept neat, and your accessories modest, you were a picturesque church-goer. Jeno only let out a low whistle and Mark pressed his lips together.

"How'd those two meet anyway?" He asks Yeri.

"Not really sure, they moved in here recently while you were studying abroad. But, I know it doesn't look like it, but they really are good people," Yeri says. "They're very sweet with each other."

Jeno, meanwhile, presses his lips against your ear.

"You saved me there, angel," he whispers.

"We're in church, Jeno," your voice had a warning tone.

"Eh, we're in front of it, they always forget to bless the mess rooms," he sports a low chuckle.

"Mmhmm, focus, dear, we have to blend in, remember?"

[roscgcld]

I absolutely LOVE the Gojo Catoru series but I raise you an alternate AU where the cat and gojo do nOT get along at all because well… just like gojo the cat is a smug little piece of shit!

one gojo is already bad enough and suddenly there’s two?!?! The world will not survive, gojo catoru constantly knocks stuff off shelves and honestly only listens to daydreaming reader and witty antics happen constantly at Jujutsu high

AHAHAHAHA NOOOO THAT WILL BRING SO MUCH DRAMA INTO THE COLLEGE AND FOR WHAT????

Can you imagine two white furballs demanding attention from Y/N all the time? Gojo goes to her because no one wants to listen to his rants, and Catoru goes to her because she is the one who give the best stomach massages. But whenever the two of them [Gojo and Catoru] come into contact with one another; it is always a treat.

You know those anime moments where the two rivals stare down one another and there is a strong wind blowing at them? Yeah - imagine one of those scenes as they stare down one another with bright blue eyes. Give them a few more seconds before they both just take off looking for Y/N, trying to see who reaches her first.

And even with his ability to teleport, Gojo tends to lose to Catoru from time to time.

Catoru purposefully entering Gojo's office to knock off things like a cup of pens, his candy stash, or claw up the side of his wooden desk whenever he is away from work. Small things that seem so 'cat-like' that he will not get away with no more but a lecture by Y/N, but only Gojo will see the smug ass look that the cat tosses at him when he has to clean up after the mess that he has left behind.

He is a saint to the others though, and even Nanami (who cannot stand human Gojo) has been caught cuddling Catoru on many occasions. Yet, Gojo and he are the world's worse enemies. Gojo has talked smack about Catoru before, and Catoru would meow back and toss his head back arrogantly, neither one of them thinking that they are worthy of staying in each other's presence.

And poor Y/N is unfortunately stuck in between the two of them - needing to pacify both the cat and the person he is named after to try and make up. She honestly doesn't understand why they do not get along, since she does not pick up on their antics and their lowkey rival to get her attention. Yet the others though? They notice the rivalry as bright as day - but none of them wants to point it out to her at all lol.

So poor Y/N is stuck cleaning up whatever offence the other has done to the other. YEt despite that, if anyone were to hurt Gojo, Catoru will claw at them without hesitation. Gojo will literally be as bad when someone were to offend Catoru lol.

They hate each other - but no one else can hate the other because it is only their right lol

[hanamapie]

The Journey of Twistedland theme park!  Part 2. Adventure Land.

in short : Kalim invites all the dorm leaders include Mc and Grim to go to a them park names Twistedland. 

Part 1 I Part 2 I Part 3 I Part 4 I Part 5 I Part 6 I Part 7 I Part 8 I

The view there is beautiful with lots of souvenirs stores. The sounds of children screaming around and cheering just makes the atmosphere bright. "There are lots of stores here, I must say they have a good business style with using their mascot in lots of their products so the tourist will buy it for the reason being original from this Theme park." Azul said while analyzing the stores. "Nyaaa if you work here the only thing you will do is scamming people around you!" Grim said with a mocking tone. "Capitalism you mean.." Riddle added Grim's words. "And it always works!" Azul proudly smiles at his fellow dorm leaders. "And this is why I hate this octopunk a lot.." Leona totally looks exhausted with Azul's business soul. "Ahahaha Azul is totally an amazing business man!" Kalim compliments Azul. "A very fair one, don't you agree?" Vil sarcasming Azul. "Azulshi is just like those low level opponents that keep scamming people." Idia hiss at Azul. "I take it as a compliment, besides I'm a very generous person don't you see! I will always grant any wish you have, aren't i'm gracios?" Azul said with his usual annoying face. "Fgnyaa..You look like the headmaster now.." Grim said, receiving some laughs from the others. "Owaahh!! Look! It's this theme park's popular bando!" Kalim said to the others. "Don't count me in, I won't wear it." Leona complained first. "My hair will get messy if i wear that, no thank you." Vil giving the second complaint. "Hiiii w-wearing that just makes me looks stupid! And the society will judge me.. be-besides i hate mice, they are one of cats natural enemies.." Said Idia with the third complaint. "Huwee that such a shame.. Malleus, you don't want one as well don't you?" Kalim asks Malleus. Malleus stares at the prefect for a while, the prefect just gives him a smile and nod giving a signal for him to wear it with the others. "I want to try wearing it, besides Valley of thorns never has something like that, and Lili would be happy to wear it when i bring it back." Said Malleus as an answer. The others are surprised a bit with Malleus' answer, the next ruler of Valley of Thorns wearing a mouse bando just doesn't fit well, but none of them say anything. "Ahahahaha that's amazing!! Then Riddle, Azul, Malleus and perfect, let's match together okay!!"  Kalim said with a bright smile. "Fngyaaa i want to wear it too!!" Grim cried, he wanted to wear one. "I don't think there will be a size for a cat there.." Vil said looking at the sample bando in the glass stall. "Oh but there is this mouse choker too, with the mascot on it as well." Riddle said while pointing at the small choker. "How about that Grim? Is it alright?" The prefect asked. "I guess it's not bad for the great Grim!" Grim answer with more cheerful tone. After that Kalim buys five bando with one small choker for Grim. "Riddle, you should put your cap on your backpack to wear the bando." Malleus said to Riddle. "Oh you right, thank you Malleus senpai." The nine of them started walking to their first destination.

"Alright, where should we go first?" Asked Azul with a map in his hand." Now the nine of them are in front of the giant castle. "Probably Adventure land first cause it's still morning now, since Tomorrowland is indoor it could wait for later." Vil said, giving advice. "Uwah.. but i really want to go to Tomorrowland.."  While the others are talking about their next destination Malleus and the prefect are admiring the big castle in front of them. "Don't you think the castle looks similar to RSA building Tsunotarou?" Asked the prefect, using the nickname since the others are not around. "Yes it is, it looks so lively, different from the one in Valley of Thorns." Answer Malleus to the prefect. "Hey Tsunotarou, let's take a picture, I have my ghost camera with me! Sebek would be happy receiving some of your pictures." The prefect said to Malleus which Malleus agreed. "Heyy!! You guys!! We have already found our next destination!!" Kalim shouted from afar. Malleus and the prefect are approaching the others now. "When we're discussing the next destination the little herbivore and their dragon friend seem to have fun together without us." Leona teased. "Nyaaa!! And leaving me here alone!!" Grim said, Idia is carrying him. "Sorry, i just thought to explore around a bit." The prefect said, apologizing. "No worries on that, by the way our next destination will be Adventure land." Riddle said while fixing his bando a bit. Adventureland is their first destination. They find a huge gate with "Adventure Land" written on it. The area has a huge Savannah aura with jungles and some Savanah decorations. There is the Enchanted Tiki Room. There are lots of Tiki statues around the area as well. "Well Tiki Enchanted House is our first destination then." Azul said to the others. A traditional house with lots of Tiki decorations with color full motives are in front of the attraction. It looks very beautiful. "It looks like Hawai style.." The prefect mumbles. There is a robot with Tiki statue looks that is able to talk as well. "Aloha! I am Koro, the midnight dancer!"  Malleus jerks in surprise seeing the statue is able to talk and takes away his magic pen. "D-Don't worry Tsunotarou is just a robot, It won't hurt you." The prefect said to Malleus and he calmed down a bit. "Aloha Koro!! Ahahaha!" Kalim greet cheerfully. "wwww Malleusshi just gonna attack a robot Lmao." Idia laughed. Malleus pout looks embarrassed because he doesn't know well about technologies. There are lots of other robots similar to Koro that are able to talk, and Malleus always stares at them intensely like they are some kind of enemies and Idia laughing non stop by Malleus reaction to those robots. "I am Pele!" a robot said and fire came out from the robot's head. This time Malleus literally casts magic for real and the others try to stop them, except for Idia he laughs his head off. Hina Rullua and Tangaroa ruu, the goddess of rain and wind, are in front of them. "They look beautiful." Vil compliment. "They bring a calm atmosphere." Riddle said while looking at them in awe. "At least they don't make Malleus cast his magic again." Leona add with a mock tone. Idia just laugh again, he simply finds it funny a lot. A giant tree with flowers, he looks like a very important person. "I am Tanggaroa part of the whole god and goddess, I am a mighty tree, stand back!" The tree said. "Damn Leona didn't know you had a twin, and he's a tree." Prefect said mocks Leona. "This tree surely is related to you somehow." Grim added the spice. Malleus and Idia laughing at the prefect and Grim jokes. "Growl, I'm not a freaking tree you bastard." Leona looks very annoyed. They now get inside of the house. There are parrots talking inside of the house, and they're robots. After some conversation the parrots begin to sing. "Owaahh this is fun!" Kalim said enjoying the performance. "It's a very amazing chorus." Vil said looks enjoying the performance as well. After a new song is played, a chandelier with white birds appears and starts spinning. The birds there whistle a very beautiful song while the chandeliers turn to lots of colors. After the chandelier disappears waterfall starts to come out and hanging bushes with colorful flowers come out with parrots on top of each of the bushes start a new beautifull song. After that the lights turn red with some weird looking creatures playing drums that look like another Tiki stone. When Tiki stones join while singing, the atmosphere begins to be more intense. After that the lights begin to turn dark, the parrots begin to get chaos and the waterfall with red shades comes out. After that the chandelier starts to come down again and a more peaceful song plays with the Tiki that seems to look like the antagonist having some duet and at the end the Tiki statue disappears, the conflict ends. "And now we have a magic trick to present to you! For everybody!" Said one of the parrots, "We're gonna make you all disappear!" and after that the performance ends and everyone comes out of the small house. "Owaahh it's very cool!!" Kalim said while smiling. "Is so lively but they do some amazing efforts to set up those robots." Idia said compliment them. It's a fun performance the prefect thinks.

They got some snacks from the tropical hideaway and started moving to go to the new attraction, Jungle Cruise. "This is gotta be fun." Riddle said looks excited. The nine of them get inside a cruise. A staff there greet the tourist inside of the Cruiser. They're floating on the river and there are lots of trees around them, looks like a jungle. They first see a tiger and an alligator. "Woah it looks real." Azul said, watching the robots growling. "They did a good job on this attraction, reminds me of the parrots." Vil said. Then they went under a small bridge and saw lots of elephants. "These elephants look fake." Leona said, mocking one of the elephants. The elephants then splash Leona and make him wet. "And now that's what I call Karma!" Said the staff making the others laugh. "Pfft you are wet Leona Hahahahaha!" Vil laughs yet still looks elegant. Leona just deadpanned looking at that elephant. After the elephant area they started to see the monkeys. "UA UA UAAA" One of the monkeys screamed while pointing at Leona. "Nyaa i think they hate Leona." Grim said. "Leona what did you do to them?" Malleus asked and Leona just clicked his tongue, he was annoyed. Then they pass some rock walls and begin to see lots of animals. There are lions, cheetah, zebra and some crows. Then they saw some animatronic people climbing a tree with hyenas surrounding the trees. "If this is real, those people are totally dead." Said Idia looks scared. And they are now passing the hippos area. "Uwooo their mouths are so big!!" Kalim said admiring the hippos. After the hippos area they find a small village area with animatronics people there. And they look like they're starting to attack. "Is this really safe?" Malleus looks afraid that one of them will start throwing shrap spears. "Hahahaha No worries senpai are just robots." Said Riddle. Now they see a giant snake trying to eat a buffalo. "The snakes remind me of Jamil." Said Grim. "Jamil? How come though." Asked Kalim. "Jamilshi does have some of the vibes." Said Idia. "Congratulations ladies and gentlemen! We just survived our adventure in the Jungle!" Said the staff. "Ugh, we're finally done with that." Leona said while growling. " You just said that because the animals didn't like you." Vil answered. 

Their next destination is Indiana Jones Adventure. Getting inside a temple they line up for going to the next attraction. "Uwah there are some holes on top of us with some sharp object in it... It could fall anytime." Riddle said look concerned about the roof with lots of spears that were ready to fall. "Fufufu no worries on that Riddle-san, is just a decoration after all." Azul answered. The decorations in the line up place are so detailed, it looks like ancient runes. There is a jeep car as the attraction cart, the nine of them get inside including Grim since his on the prefect's backpack.There are three lines for seat, in the first line there are Leona in the right, the prefect in the middle with the prefect hugging their backpack so Grim can see more clearly and Malleus in the left. In the second line there are Riddle, Idia , Kalim. And the last line is Vil and Azul. In the jeep car there is a steering wheel in front of Leona, and Leona strats to moving it around, even though it doesn't really change anything." The jeep car starts moving meaning the ride will start. They start moving fastly and the gate in front of them opened, they greet with a beautiful sparkling roof with snake statues around them, and in the end of the road there is a face of a guy, just after past the huge guy face the jeep car fastly turn left and moves in a huge speed, now they are going in some kind of a hallway with lots of snake statues around stone wall that has fallen a little. On the left they see an animatronic guy opening a door and he said, "Come this is the only way out!" Said the guy but the jeep car moved passing the guy. After that the car fastly turns left at a high speed and the view there is like a hall with lots of knights statue and then they're going under a giant skull and moving very fast. "GAHHH" Riddle screamed, the prefect can hear Azul and Vil scream's as well, yet when they look around them Leona and Malleus just look so peaceful like they are saying this is for kids only. They now start moving more slower with darkness around, until the jeep car's light strat to turn on a little, and after the view becomes clear they now are going on a bridge with lava under them and the giant face on the left, and now they moving fastly again with lots of snake statues and a giant snake robot hissing on them. Going inside of a cave above them they saw a spirit looking, and going out of the cave they came down at a high speed, and saw darkness again. After the view is clear they're passing the knights statue hall. After passing lots of knight statues above them they saw the same guy hanging on a rope. "Get out of here!" He said and after that a giant rock was rolling, and then they moved down fastly. After all that ride the guy comes again, "That was a lot of fun." He said and that's the end of the ride. "Uwaah it wa really funnn!!!!" Kalim cheered and looked very satisfied. "You call that an extreme? It's more like riding a bicycle." Said Malleus smiriking. "That was intense for me." Azul looks exhausted. "God, that ride really ruins my hair." Vil complains and starts brushing his hair. "Fngyaa it seems like we are already at the end of the Adventure Land area! Where should we go now?" Grim asked. "Western Land i-if i'm not wrong.." Said Idia. "Alright Western Land here we comee!!" Kalim cheered, moving fast to the next place.

Sorry, just realized the text is a bit messed up so i make the new one!