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[twiinarmageddonss]

hmm i wonder what these random middleschoolers could possibly want

[safitheartist]

-Somehow knows the Al Ghuls have "chinese herritage" while knowing nothing else about them

- Including the fact that said herritage was added haphazardly to excuse their orientalism and not to genuinly give more chinese rep.

- or the fact that's like most likely not even canon anymore? Like they literally just added it as a excuse to be more racist.

-Find every excuse in the book for Damian being two shades lighter then a piece of paper

-Only know Damian's 1 white friend

- It's either Colin who hasn't been around well before the nee 52 and really wasn't as important to Damian as people make him out to be

- Or it's Jon

-Both are made out as more innocent and naive then their actual comic portrayl and Damian needs to protect them UwU

- Ship Damian with either of them, again ignoring the fact that Colin literally is a character who like only appeared properly twice and Jon literally is a 10 year old

- Lots of hcs that are of questionable nature

- makes and or reblogs very suggestive if not boarderline pornographic art of them.

- "It's okay and not creepy if you age them up :))))"

- "Billy Batson is now a close friend of Damian because most of Damian's actual friends are poc and I can't have that in my dream team trio"

- Colin "fans" use his disability and phobias for "cute comfort fics uwu"

- Colin's disability gets grossly misrepresented.

- They forgot Colin has mental disabilities because they don't view him as anythinh other then a white boy to ship Damian with

- Batfam shippers.

- "they aren't technically related"

- Cass, if not being only there to comfort her siblings or not show any emotion resolves all her issues with violence.

- Cass is capeable in everything and fails at nothing ever.

- Cass's disabilty is ignored or grossly misrepresented.

- They claim they like Harley and Ivy.

- All their hcs about Harley and Ivy revolve around Harley's past abusive relationship with the joker. None of them are about their actual relationship.

-"Selina stans."

-They actually know next to nothing about her other then that she likes cats and jewlery.

-Probably think Tom King wrote the Batcat parts in his story well (lol he didn't and I will never forget how he literally stole a character atribute of Talia, her devotion to the idea of Bruce as Batman (something most writers used as one of her flaws might I fucking add), gave it to his glorified wifu version of Selina and literally used it to 'prove' that Selina is the better love interest)

- Cat puns.

- Damian and Selina bound over cats or Bruce because that's the only thing they could bound over, it's not like they are both abuse victims.

- Again general Talia hate.

- They don't read comics but they kiss every writer who validates their terrible fanon on the ass cheek.

- "Well, I don't think it's racist-"

- "When X was in Gotham Academy-" has never actually read Gotham Academy because it has too many poc I guess.

-Or they are talking about young justice

- "Steph was never actually Robin"

- "Duke was never actually Robin."

- Damian should be Batman or Nightwing when he grows up. Fuck giving him his own identity.

- Claim to hate DC pretending Damian is special because he is Bruce's "blood son"

- Literally are obsessed with Damian as a sort of legacy holder.

-Damian hates everyone in his family except Dick and his dad maybe ocassionally.

-Damian is needlessly mean/agressive

- But it's okay because he is just a assassin baby, he's allowed to act like a sociopath UwU

- If they remember Duke exists by some miracle his personality is being the judgemental black guy who can't deal with the white nonesense and never actually is treated like the other bat kids. Nevermind the fact that he literally chosed to be there after finding out what he would get into

- Sexualized art of the Robins

- probably also don't know what is so bad about Yaoi/fujushi culture.

- They have a nsfw tag full of borderline child porn that isn't illegal due to a technicality.

-Probably know more about Harper Row then Cass somehow.

-Somehow still don't know she has a gay brother nor that she is bi

I'm gonna stop, all the salt is making me thirsty.

How to spot one of those batfam stans

Tim lives on coffee. He doesn’t know other drinks exist

I don’t read comics but

Dick is just so smiley and happy! Ray of sunshine, trying to keep his bwothers fwom fwighting :(

They get Jason right actually, he is just an edgelord who fucks guns

Tim has never slept in his life! Except for when he falls asleep on top of the fridge or some weird shit!!

Cassandra who? No personality. Don’t talk abt her at all. Bc to talk abt someone. U have to know even cursory information

And you’d have to have read a comic

They have never read 1 comic

D??u?ke??????

Damian is dick’s real son uwu

Bruce looks into the distance like he’s on the office XD

Often followed by “I hate all of you”

Bruce goes baby shopping! Just picks up random kids! Instead of forming meaningful relationships w kids who need help

Instead of being selfless and kind and empathetic, seeming himself in kids, wanting to help them turn out not like him

New kid every week!! Quirky!!

Alfred is there and says something cringe

Literally just. Just says cringe things. He’s British not an alien.

They’re just a big happy family!! No complexity!! 2d!!! Boring!!!! UWU