#and yes...

[isacksteban]

nothing much just a lance piccy for you as a friendship offer

I found it in my piccy archive

sigh hes so pretty 😿

[nekromeowncer]

[kurothoughts]

me and the voices in my head at 22pm, hearing 音羽-otoha- singing this banger: SAGARANAI KOUSHIN O NARASE

KODUKUTACHI NO PAREEDO O IMA HAJIMEYOUUU"

[0tenn01]

A Really Fishy Town

[phantombre]

Man, I really gotta get back on the grind for this account...

At the same time...

I'm not done with my Pristine Cut playthrough and avoiding spoilers like the fucking plague!!

But no worries! I will post very soon! I promise!!

Meanwhile, here's live footage of me right now:

[madness-of-void]

Time for the doggo post I promised!

This is Roscoe!

He is a Border Collie-Yellow Lab-Husky mix!

We got him when he was just a little guy a few months after our elderly Black Lab, Buddy, had passed. Roxy, our other Black Lab, was starting to get depressed, so we knew we had to get another dog. He was so tiny...now he is a big gentleman!

He's a cuddle bug, a total sweetie, and sometimes looks incredibly regal. Also DESPISES car rides. And water.

[pizzatimegirl]

I've been cooking these characters since 2015...

I have some sketches! But these ain't the final design. This is from my upcoming new series/comic called Wisdom Travellers btw

Say hello to "Enkir" and "Jacksy" ✨✨

My two babies!! One is one hell of a attention seeking freak that loves to mess with you in many ways (can be chill, and is actually a dork, but careful if you're in his way he will absolutely sweep the floor with you)... The other is basically a hyperactive puppy that loves puns and pizza! Lives in the trash tho.

Yes, I will finish these sketches later

[lenchi05]

When you ship them :V (?

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[may-moth]

Vampires in Tartan Update

My apologies for the lack of new chapters for this fic to those who are reading it. I haven't been in a writers mood for it but I have started on the next chapter. So hopefully I will get it done and posted by the end of the month.

[redstonedust]

its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.

[mallalada]

the voice of the devil

[teaboot]

Yeah Mr. Darcy’s proposal was a complete turd and a half but you gotta understand. You got your life together. A good career, stable income, retirement plan, all that shit together. And you meet this girl. And she’s everything. Clever, outspoken, funny, calls you on your bullshit. Grade A cutie, right? And she doesn’t go out of her way to spend time with you but she’s nice, and sometimes you catch her looking your way in a way that makes you think you might have a shot.

But her family. Holy shit.

First off, it’s p much ALL women, and mostly UNMARRIED women, which at this time means of something happens to her dad then you’re financially responsible for like. Four grown ass adults, potentially forever

Because mom in law is DEFINITELY gonna need someone to take care of her when dad in law kicks it, and they have like. NO money. So already you’re accepting that if all goes well, you’re gonna be one random old bag’s retirement home. That’s expensive and exhausting, yeah? Imagine asking someone on a first date knowing that if they say yes and things go good her high-strung chihuahua mother is gonna move in with you. IMAGINE.

And girly’s other sisters. Well, one is a sweetheart, yeah, so she probably won’t be an issue, but that still leaves three more, and two of those ones are INSUFFERABLE. Never went to school, dumb as rocks, spend cash like it’s toilet paper

And while one of the two is young still and might grow out of it the OTHER one is actively torpedo’ing her entire family’s reputation by wandering off with random dudes and chasing ass. She’s never gonna work, she can’t build connections, she’s a fucking sinkhole, and she’s being led on by the same goddamn con man ass leeching tit who’s been bleeding you dry while telling anyone who’ll listen that your family is full of ratty thieving bastards.

And if he dumps her after a week- WHICH YOU KNOW HIS BITCH ASS IS GONNA- you’ve got a SECOND UNMARRIABLE GROWN ASS ADULT TO PROVIDE FOR. And you KNOW she’s gonna be a tantrum-throwing little shit about it, and it’s not like you can lock her in the basement or something, you’re gonna have to bring her fucking. Everywhere. And give her an allowance and shit while she contributes zero, because again, she NEVER GOT EDUCATED AND HAS NO MARKETABLE SKILLS. She’s not even good to TALK to. FUCK

And you’re looking at this girl’s father like “please for the love of fuck get your spawn under control, marry them off, get them working on their résumé, learning to sew or be nursemaids or manage staff or SOMETHING, yall got no money and one foot in the grave” and that old man just laughs like “haha yeah, what can you do. lol”

So you’re looking to the mom and finally it’s making sense how she got that twitch in her eye and as MUCH as she is you’re starting to realize she’s the SMART one, desperately throwing her armloads of girls at random men like they’re a bunch of fucking lifeboats bobbing around a sinking ship, like yes Jesus Christ sweetly that life boat IS old and ugly and kind of boring but for FUCKS SAKE PICK ONE

And you look back at this girl who is ALSO REFUSING THE LIFE BOATS BY THE WAY and god damn it she’s still the most radiant thing you’ve ever seen so fine, fuck it, Christ alive, you’ll do it. You’ll shoot your shot. She’s everything you’ve ever wanted in anybody abut it’s not even just about that anymore, it’s about being her best fucking shot at a future, and even if she doesn’t like you all that much she’s still gonna say yes and that might break your heart a bit knowing it’s about the money but who knows, maybe it will at least be civil, or companionable, and even if she doesn’t LOVE you at least you’ll know she’s well and cared for

And so you’ll do it. You’ll take on the neurotic stress mess mother in law, the absent father, the broke ass wingnut no brain no money no future airhead sisters, the bad mannered relatives and the embarrassing behaviour and the impending future of sharing your entire shit with a clown parade of freeloaders, you’ll risk it all and accept the absolute certainty of financial ruin and emotional exhaustion for the rest of your whole ass life and you’ll make your own family deal with it too, you’ll do it, you’ll fucking DO IT, you stupid lovesick motherfucker

And so you go to this chick like “look. Your whole family’s a shitshow. You’ve got fucking nothing and you’re gonna die on the street. But for some reason- and I don’t get it either- I’ve fallen in love with you, and I wish I didn’t, but I did, so I’m telling you that whether you like me or not, I’ll give you everything. I’ll give you everything even if it’s the dumbest shit I ever done. Fuck my stupid Baka ass, I’ll marry you.”

And she looks at you- having heard or considered absolutely none of your months-long internal debate and monologue- and goes “The fuck did you just say about my family, you son of a bitch?”

And the shock of that is enough to jolt you back into a reality where you are able to actually hear and process what just came out of your damn mouth And yeah

Yeah, I think I kinda get it

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[fl3a-bag]

It’s their greatest invention as of yet