#angellick.not

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kinning both ricks and mortys to cancel out my own brainwaves and avoid detection :3

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fun fact but i’m also a clown

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*screaming crying throwing up* APPLETON FUCKING APPLETON FUCKING GODDAMN SHIT APPLETON RENEW IT YOU MACHIAVELLIAN PIECES OF SHIT

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the only time i feel like myself is when i take dxm which is in the class of drugs known and named for making people feel disconnected from themselves and i think that’s very cute and sexy of me

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tbh hazbin hotel is only my second favorite piece of media about conversion therapy

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*on a second date*

see i know you like the same show as me but, gosh, how do i explain this…..the way you like it is wrong. incorrect. im so sorry. i just can’t be around someone who is capable of such fallibility. goodbye

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the end of the parasite episode when beth shoots mr poopy butthole and he’s not a parasite and she just immediately goes to the kitchen and pours a glass of wine even though her hands are shaking so much she spills it everywhere

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ok im not saying i got heart shaped glasses because of any particular reason, and im definitely not saying that i look like jeffrey dahmer when i wear them. no nah not me

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*sexting* you stupid little garbage person

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dont fucking establish canonical background with me motherf

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WHY DO YOU HATE HER SO MUCH

BECAUSE SHE TOOK YOU AWAY FROM ME

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when i was like 11 or 12 keshas second album came out and i had just been forcibly separated from my best friend and gf because of our slutacious twilight RP texts and i just kinda would go on the swingset from when i was little but was still in the back yard. and since i got like sent away *away* every time i would go out to swing like when i was home from grove even if it was raining or snowing i would just put on snow gear and put my ipod in a ziploc bag and i would just swing for like. hours. like 4-10 hours at a time. and the last couple years she kept being like oh its gonna collapse on you. and it never collapsed. so that’s cool. oh right kesha nayway the harold song. forever it never really went away bc like that person doesnt exist anymore really and also she stopped existing while we weren’t allowed to talk so i kind of have this unfinished business ghost of a werewolf therian haunting me like yes i know your body is inhospitable to freaks now and you have nowhere to go im sorry it really was not my decision i actively tried to circumvent that shi

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its not narcissism i just think id be better at running this shit than god. its not even a high bar idk why thats so weird gawsh

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kinning the hat man from benadryl