#angryllama

[ao3feed-irondadspiderson]

Meet your hero A Weird Kid

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61353568 by AngryLlama Tony Stark is at a fast food place, enjoying a burger when he notices a kid eating five large burgers in a row. Impressed, and worried for the appearance of the kid, he just can't stop starring. Until the kid stares back. OR Tony meets Peter for the first time Thinking about making this a story Words: 681, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, mentioned Happy Hogan - Character Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, First Meetings, Worried Tony Stark, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, The Avengers Do Not Know Peter Parker is Spider-Man, Not Beta Read read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/61353568

[ao3feed-peterparker]

Meet your hero A Weird Kid

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/Z3HlF4b by AngryLlama Tony Stark is at a fast food place, enjoying a burger when he notices a kid eating five large burgers in a row. Impressed, and worried for the appearance of the kid, he just can't stop starring. Until the kid stares back. OR Tony meets Peter for the first time Thinking about making this a story Words: 681, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, mentioned Happy Hogan - Character Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, First Meetings, Worried Tony Stark, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, The Avengers Do Not Know Peter Parker is Spider-Man, Not Beta Read read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/Z3HlF4b

[ao3feed-steggy]

Their Child

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/VG4P0Qs by AngryLlama What if Peggy Carter and Steve Rogers had a deeper relationship than anyone knew, and what if that relationship resulted in a child with powers similar to the super soldier serum? OR Peggy and Steve are Peter Parker's bio parents and the government takes Peter when Steve is declared dead. Words: 995, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, Gen Characters: Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker Relationships: Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Peter Parker is Steve Rogers's Biological Child, Peter Parker is Peggy Carter's Biological Child, Emotional Hurt, Hurt No Comfort, Kidnapped Peter Parker, Hurt Peggy Carter, Hurt Steve Rogers, Hurt Peter Parker, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Peggy Carter Needs a Hug, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Past Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/VG4P0Qs

[angryllamareviews-blog]

Doctor who, a detailed review of the newest season.

So here we are with a new season and a new doctor. Jodie is funny, relatable, and most importantly has a trench coat. The writing is on point, the acting is impeccable... but the show severely suffers from a grievous and unforgivable lack of llamas.

Is the new show runner a prominent llama hater? Are they planning on destroying llama culture as we know it? I don't know, I'm just the llama asking the hard hitting questions. It's up to you to find out.

I'm going to have to give the show, fifteen out of three hundred seventy llamas... Shame on you BBC, and your anti llama propaganda.

[ao3feed-steggy]

Their Child

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/6FXbEK1 by AngryLlama What if Peggy Carter and Steve Rogers had a deeper relationship than anyone knew, and what if that relationship resulted in a child with powers similar to the super soldier serum? OR Peggy and Steve are Peter Parker's bio parents and the government takes Peter when Steve is declared dead. Words: 995, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, Gen Characters: Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker Relationships: Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Peter Parker is Steve Rogers's Biological Child, Peter Parker is Peggy Carter's Biological Child, Emotional Hurt, Hurt No Comfort, Kidnapped Peter Parker, Hurt Peggy Carter, Hurt Steve Rogers, Hurt Peter Parker, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Peggy Carter Needs a Hug, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Past Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/6FXbEK1

[ao3feed-steggy]

Their Child

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/hQZpPaK by AngryLlama What if Peggy Carter and Steve Rogers had a deeper relationship than anyone knew, and what if that relationship resulted in a child with powers similar to the super soldier serum? OR Peggy and Steve are Peter Parker's bio parents and the government takes Peter when Steve is declared dead. Words: 995, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, Gen Characters: Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker Relationships: Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Peter Parker is Steve Rogers's Biological Child, Peter Parker is Peggy Carter's Biological Child, Emotional Hurt, Hurt No Comfort, Kidnapped Peter Parker, Hurt Peggy Carter, Hurt Steve Rogers, Hurt Peter Parker, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Peggy Carter Needs a Hug, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Past Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/hQZpPaK

[ao3feed-steggy]

Their Child

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/9m8rwnP by AngryLlama What if Peggy Carter and Steve Rogers had a deeper relationship than anyone knew, and what if that relationship resulted in a child with powers similar to the super soldier serum? OR Peggy and Steve are Peter Parker's bio parents and the government takes Peter when Steve is declared dead. Words: 995, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, Gen Characters: Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker Relationships: Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Peter Parker is Steve Rogers's Biological Child, Peter Parker is Peggy Carter's Biological Child, Emotional Hurt, Hurt No Comfort, Kidnapped Peter Parker, Hurt Peggy Carter, Hurt Steve Rogers, Hurt Peter Parker, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Peggy Carter Needs a Hug, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Past Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/9m8rwnP

[ao3feed-steggy]

Their Child

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/9m8rwnP by AngryLlama What if Peggy Carter and Steve Rogers had a deeper relationship than anyone knew, and what if that relationship resulted in a child with powers similar to the super soldier serum? OR Peggy and Steve are Peter Parker's bio parents and the government takes Peter when Steve is declared dead. Words: 995, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, Gen Characters: Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker Relationships: Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Peter Parker is Steve Rogers's Biological Child, Peter Parker is Peggy Carter's Biological Child, Emotional Hurt, Hurt No Comfort, Kidnapped Peter Parker, Hurt Peggy Carter, Hurt Steve Rogers, Hurt Peter Parker, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Peggy Carter Needs a Hug, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Past Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/9m8rwnP

[ao3feed-steggy]

Their Child

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/9m8rwnP by AngryLlama What if Peggy Carter and Steve Rogers had a deeper relationship than anyone knew, and what if that relationship resulted in a child with powers similar to the super soldier serum? OR Peggy and Steve are Peter Parker's bio parents and the government takes Peter when Steve is declared dead. Words: 995, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, Gen Characters: Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker Relationships: Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Peter Parker is Steve Rogers's Biological Child, Peter Parker is Peggy Carter's Biological Child, Emotional Hurt, Hurt No Comfort, Kidnapped Peter Parker, Hurt Peggy Carter, Hurt Steve Rogers, Hurt Peter Parker, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Peggy Carter Needs a Hug, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Past Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/9m8rwnP

[ao3feed-peterparker]

Their Child

by AngryLlama What if Peggy Carter and Steve Rogers had a deeper relationship than anyone knew, and what if that relationship resulted in a child with powers similar to the super soldier serum? OR Peggy and Steve are Peter Parker's bio parents and the government takes Peter when Steve is declared dead. Words: 995, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, Gen Characters: Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker Relationships: Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Peter Parker is Steve Rogers's Biological Child, Peter Parker is Peggy Carter's Biological Child, Emotional Hurt, Hurt No Comfort, Kidnapped Peter Parker, Hurt Peggy Carter, Hurt Steve Rogers, Hurt Peter Parker, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Peggy Carter Needs a Hug, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Past Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers via https://ift.tt/y0ZjQWo

[ao3feed-peterparker]

Their Child

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/y0ZjQWo by AngryLlama What if Peggy Carter and Steve Rogers had a deeper relationship than anyone knew, and what if that relationship resulted in a child with powers similar to the super soldier serum? OR Peggy and Steve are Peter Parker's bio parents and the government takes Peter when Steve is declared dead. Words: 995, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, Gen Characters: Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker Relationships: Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Peter Parker is Steve Rogers's Biological Child, Peter Parker is Peggy Carter's Biological Child, Emotional Hurt, Hurt No Comfort, Kidnapped Peter Parker, Hurt Peggy Carter, Hurt Steve Rogers, Hurt Peter Parker, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Peggy Carter Needs a Hug, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Past Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/y0ZjQWo

[ao3feed-peterparker]

Their Child

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/y0ZjQWo by AngryLlama What if Peggy Carter and Steve Rogers had a deeper relationship than anyone knew, and what if that relationship resulted in a child with powers similar to the super soldier serum? OR Peggy and Steve are Peter Parker's bio parents and the government takes Peter when Steve is declared dead. Words: 995, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, Gen Characters: Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker Relationships: Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Peter Parker is Steve Rogers's Biological Child, Peter Parker is Peggy Carter's Biological Child, Emotional Hurt, Hurt No Comfort, Kidnapped Peter Parker, Hurt Peggy Carter, Hurt Steve Rogers, Hurt Peter Parker, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Peggy Carter Needs a Hug, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Past Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/y0ZjQWo

[ao3feed-peterparker]

Their Child

by AngryLlama What if Peggy Carter and Steve Rogers had a deeper relationship than anyone knew, and what if that relationship resulted in a child with powers similar to the super soldier serum? OR Peggy and Steve are Peter Parker's bio parents and the government takes Peter when Steve is declared dead. Words: 995, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, Gen Characters: Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker Relationships: Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Peter Parker is Steve Rogers's Biological Child, Peter Parker is Peggy Carter's Biological Child, Emotional Hurt, Hurt No Comfort, Kidnapped Peter Parker, Hurt Peggy Carter, Hurt Steve Rogers, Hurt Peter Parker, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Peggy Carter Needs a Hug, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Past Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers via https://ift.tt/y0ZjQWo

[ao3feed-peterparker]

Meet your hero A Weird Kid

by AngryLlama Tony Stark is at a fast food place, enjoying a burger when he notices a kid eating five large burgers in a row. Impressed, and worried for the appearance of the kid, he just can't stop starring. Until the kid stares back. OR Tony meets Peter for the first time Thinking about making this a story Words: 681, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, mentioned Happy Hogan - Character Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, First Meetings, Worried Tony Stark, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, The Avengers Do Not Know Peter Parker is Spider-Man, Not Beta Read via https://ift.tt/Z3HlF4b

[angryllamareviews-blog]

An in depth and detailed review of the emperor's new groove.

While I do not condone the use of medical procedures or magical potions to turn oneself into another species for any reason, I fully support the viewing and enjoyment of this cinematic delight.

Starting on a slow note with several scenes involving humans, this movie really finds its pacing once the main villain is turned into a llama... thus making him the hero. One's eye is naturally led to the beauty and grace that is the Peruvian mountain llama, the strong and yet majestically swift movements of his powerful hooves. His many and varied facial expressions, his wits, his charm.

Somewhere in between several other scenes, our hero befriends a human, and they strike up a steamy bromance. It's forbidden love from the start, what will he ever tell his children? But one cannot blame him, he is merely a human in the presence of a great llama such as this.

It ends sadly, however, as our llama hero is turned back into a lowly human... forced to live the rest of his days walking about shakily on two feet, with no fur for warmth nor hooves for tapping lightly against the stone ground. He looks into the camera, with a smile... but on the inside he is dead, llama no more.

This movie gets a seven hundred out of seven hundred and one llamas, a pitiful tragedy... but a damn masterpiece of one.