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34/35 llamas, would buy.
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An in depth and detailed review of the emperor's new groove.
While I do not condone the use of medical procedures or magical potions to turn oneself into another species for any reason, I fully support the viewing and enjoyment of this cinematic delight.
Starting on a slow note with several scenes involving humans, this movie really finds its pacing once the main villain is turned into a llama... thus making him the hero. One's eye is naturally led to the beauty and grace that is the Peruvian mountain llama, the strong and yet majestically swift movements of his powerful hooves. His many and varied facial expressions, his wits, his charm.
Somewhere in between several other scenes, our hero befriends a human, and they strike up a steamy bromance. It's forbidden love from the start, what will he ever tell his children? But one cannot blame him, he is merely a human in the presence of a great llama such as this.
It ends sadly, however, as our llama hero is turned back into a lowly human... forced to live the rest of his days walking about shakily on two feet, with no fur for warmth nor hooves for tapping lightly against the stone ground. He looks into the camera, with a smile... but on the inside he is dead, llama no more.
This movie gets a seven hundred out of seven hundred and one llamas, a pitiful tragedy... but a damn masterpiece of one.
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Doctor who, a detailed review of the newest season.
So here we are with a new season and a new doctor. Jodie is funny, relatable, and most importantly has a trench coat. The writing is on point, the acting is impeccable... but the show severely suffers from a grievous and unforgivable lack of llamas.
Is the new show runner a prominent llama hater? Are they planning on destroying llama culture as we know it? I don't know, I'm just the llama asking the hard hitting questions. It's up to you to find out.
I'm going to have to give the show, fifteen out of three hundred seventy llamas... Shame on you BBC, and your anti llama propaganda.
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