#annoying hypocritical weirdos idc

[jonsihtric]

whhaaaat people actually like bunny corcoran 😳😳😳 that’s so disgusting and horrible…anyways look at my posts about the other awful characters that i love from that book🥺❤️

[akilahia]

Fucking thank you everytime someone ignores how Ted’s whole character is about his relationship with women an angel loses its wings. He won’t shut up about girls and thats ok hes a creep hes a weirdo </3

OF COURSE.

When I got into IHNMAIMS I found his relationship with women to be so interesting. It’s one of his biggest driving factors in regard to his relationship with others. It’s why out of all of the survivors, his dynamic with Ellen is the most significant and highlighted one. Like though he’s a fucked up creepozoid, he is a straight fucked up creepozoid 💗

Idc if people jokingly ship him with the guys or whatever, but when it starts to infringe over people’s genuine interpretation of a pretty complex character, as well as the story itself, that’s when I have to say wait a minute.

Also I lowkey(highkey) think when people start seriously applying these headcanons to the actual story/game/etc it heavily undermines his relationship with Ellen. Obviously Ellen’s characterization and story can be far more divorced from Ted than Ted's characterization and story can be from Ellen. Like Ellen has a lot of stuff that impacts her relationship with every survivor as Well as what AM has done to her and her own individual trauma from her past. Ted’s is naturally going to stand out the most out of the four other guys because his perspective highlights her in every adaptation. Ted’s psychodrama is literally based all around ‘saving’ and ‘loving’ her. Not only that, most of the characters within his psychodrama are literally there with the intention to tempt him from these feelings in various ways.

(Personal gain isn’t really the right word but idk how else to phrase it.)

1/3 of the characters try to seduce him(counting the witch in seduce even though she was immediately like ‘PRANKED YOU!’ Or whatever). Then like the Devil, Surgat, and the Witch try to get Ted to override this 'love' for some kind of personal gain. Ted has to give up this 'love' for the benefit of Ellen, rather than for himself or others, which is pretty significant. Like he got to where he is today from his relationship with older rich women. His way of life had been centered around becoming what is needed of him as long as it results in personal gain. Like he’s developed a billion complexes over it.

Once again no harm intended towards people just having a fun time, but it’s just so annoying when these jokes end up becoming all people see about his character and the other characters. It’s important to keep jokes and headcanons separate from the actual content of IHNMAIMS(perhaps it is too late for this though 💔). Though the writing for IHNMAIMS is spotty at times I feel that Ted's is pretty heavily leveled and quite complex. If they wanted him to be bisexual or gay they would make that pretty clear. Like his world view stems a lot from misogyny while also being a male victim of grooming. You genuinely can't divorce this guy from his straightness I am so sorry(It is sooooo fucked up that I have to write something arguing that a character is straight, but unfortunately I have to for Ted. That is Sir Straight .)

If people genuinely want to analyze a gay character, one whose sexuality is a central factor in how he was tortured by AM, then pleasseeee look into Benny. I know it may sound kind of hypocritical of me to write all about Ted here then say people should write about Benny, but in this case I am saying straight ted and gay benny, not the other way around. It also so crazy that they erased Benny being gay in like everything after the short story. Like sure the changes are maybe acceptable, but short story Benny is FAR more engaging and impactful.

Sorry for getting off topic and making this so long, anon thank you so much for your ask, it genuinely got me really excited and gave me an excuse to think critically about my favorite game/short story in regards to the public perception of its characters.

Also I really have to highlight that this was definitely all sparked by my awesome moot freakenomenon!!!!!(idk if I should @ or not since we haven't ever chatted) but seriously!!!!! If you want even better IHNMAIMS takes check out his account, he summarizes this all even more concisely than I ever could.

[needyraincandy-u]

The woman only stretched one of her arms to reach for the ashtray and the blunt that still rested there, completely careless if some ash fell on the bed once she went back to smoke it.

Then again, her room was a fucking mess. And because P̶͕̙̋̔̃̑-̸̧͍̹͇̿̈́͛̓̿̾͂̈́ͅͅc̶͇̬̓̒̌̾̈́̅̏̊ȟ̴̨̟̠̩̯̺̱̠̐̉̓͝͝à̶̲̦͈̭̲̳͛̈́̓̚͝ǹ̴͍͐̐̀̔̅̉̚ didn't move her ass to clean this week, anyone that entered here could think that Ame looked like a hobo living among trash.

Only cared of moving things when she had to stream and show the 'pretty' side of her room.

• you know what, now i wanna cosplay her

• would i look pretty as her???

• but fuck, idk, those fucking nerds can be annoying af and im sure most of them only want me for my body or whatever

• liek you know how easy its to lie on the internet, some of them promising to b a cute girl my age could be some kind of weirdo in his 50s or smth

• i dont want theeeeeeeem

As soon as she sent the last message, Ame curled a little on herself, inhaling from her blunt and for a second, wondering what she was doing.

But this wouldn't be the first time she did something stupidly impulsive and that she could regret later.

• but call me baby, idc

• p chan has been kinda shitty with me lately and i wanna make her jealous to see if she really cares abt me

• shes always making sad faces and looking worried but ik deep inside she wouldn't mind being a cuck and i kind of hate it

• i know we've seen each other like two times only and they've been a lil tense

• but youre cool, youve been nice to me and even if i lied about who i was you still helped me and have been sweet

• could kiss you rn to break the tension, youre pretty and charismatic and funny

• i know im a hypocrite and piece of trash but i need smth real like you

Wait a minute, P-chan? Who the hell is P-chan?

She ponders on it for a moment, trying to recall something about the term that her friend had explained to her once. And her eyes widen upon realizing the implications of it. See, she'd been flirting with Ame under the asumption that she was as single as could be. And yet, here she was, coming to her when she's high and stressed, instead of her partner. Maybe the relationship wasn't working out too well.

For all the times Harley has been called a homewrecker, based on attitude and appearance over any actual evidence, she never thought it would come to pass. And it wasn't even intentional, either. She's almost disappointed that it wasn't on purpose— she would've loved to see all the heads that would turn and the entitled fans that would throw fits and fume about her stealing away Ame. Plus, well, Ame was definitely beautiful and intriguing, but anyone with well-working vision and good taste could see that.

Now was she going to admit that Ame herself brought out something disgustingly sentimental in her, especially when she's drunk? Nope. Not out loud, at least.

She spares a look over to her beloved husky's bowl, ensuring he's eaten, before she sits herself on the couch. She giggles at Ame's messages, wondering just how much she's ingested to get to this amount of honesty.

If she's anything like her, probably a decent amount. That, or she's a lightweight, though she's only ever done edibles. She knows full well if she got into smoking, her singing voice wouldn't survive.

Oh? So calling you baby is a no-go, but calling you sweetheart, moonshine and moon goddess is totally fine? Youre a funny girl, Ame-chan~

I bet youd love being Rosalina from the Mario Galaxy games, with all the little Lumas as your nerds LMAO (��ᗜ≦ )

Actually, Im curious now. For someone whos got soooooo many people practically barking and begging for her, what makes me so special, huh? Talk to me, princess ( • ᴗ - ) ♡

[futuregws]

To all the weirdos stalking my blog (edissy shippers, grace fans, Chrissy fans) if you wanna be taken seriously don't be fucking hypocrites you can't go on my blog saying I'm obsessed and that if I don't like them just ignore it, when you then proceed to leave shit like this on my posts, don't you see that you're literally doing the same thing that you are attacking me for

For the 100 time I can post whatever I want whether it's about something I like or don't like what you do with that is on YOU, if you choose to leave hate and annoy people that don't share the same opinion as you then expect a come back that you might not like at all, so follow what you love to preach and ignore it move on block me idc but leave me the fuck alone I can post whatever my opinion is on stuff

And just a little note: just bc someone doesn't like a character/celeb doesn't mean we are jealous we just don't like them period, we don't have to