#annoyinglyoptimisticbread

[dog-dyke]

The ultimate question: girls? Or dogs? If you could only have one, what would it be?

Uuuhhh rude? Why would you ask me something like this how dare you

[tinygaysouffle]

everything from baby's breath to sunflower

baby’s breath: 5 things you associate yourself with:

Sharks, lesbians, science, space, pumpkin pie

bleeding heart: what makes you heart go mushy?

girls and dogs

bell flower: what’s the title of the song that makes you want to jump around out of joy?

idk like probs a bnl song bc childhood

evening primrose: what’s your sleeping playlist (give me 5 songs)?

Moshi Moshi acoustic - Brand New

I Will Follow You Into the Dark - Death Cab

One Two Three Four - Feist

Hurricane - Hush Sound

Genius Next Door - Regina Spektor

forget-me-not: who is your favorite blog who isn’t following you?

idk probs like ugly or citrusorgans or any of the beautiful wlw i follow 

daffodil: what is one plant that you want to have but can never get?

idk I’m not like a huge plant person??? why would I not be able to get a plant?? huge ass trees ar e p chill i guess

calla lily: are you more of a sunny day or a rainy evening?

uh usually sunny, esp if I’m outside, but sometimes rainy days are a mood

foxglove: what is your favorite color and in what shade?

#1ad1ff or #cc99ff

lavender: what is something that you’ve always wanted to be/have/get but can never have?

a gf who loves me lmao

love in a mist: what is the latest dream that you remember?

uh I had to drive to Seattle (???) for a class and i was like bitch why am i drivng 12 hours both ways twice a week

daisy: what is your favorite flavor of cotton candy, ice cream, and juice?

Blue, salted caramel turtle swirl, does cider count?

painter’s palette: are you more of a singer, dancer, painter, or instrumentalist?

None of the above. I am lame and talentless

tulip: what is your most favorite make-up product? do you like it more natural, dark, or etc?

eyeliner and i like it black

waxflower: are you a bee or a butterfly person? a dog or a cat person?

bee and cat? Idk i love both but i feel like i would be more likely to own a cat bc they’re more low maintenance

sugarbush: do you have sweet tooth? if yes, what’s your favorite sweets? if no, why?

yes and salted caramel chocolates or milk chocolate covered cashews

sunflower: would you like to be a fairy or a mermaid?

idk. i like the idea of mermaid but then you cant interact as much w terrestrial animals like cats or dogs and also im not a big swimmer so fairy? But like the cute elven ones with wings, none of that tiny pixie bs

[rainmonarch]

you guys are the sweetestttt and i love you @annoyinglyoptimisticbread @thescooterstore @yakofalltrades

[itey]

How has your week gone so far? Excited for the weekend?

its been okay! I am super ready for the weekend thooough. How’s your week?

[king-jacks]

How was your week? Excited for the weekend at all?

Hello! My week was alright thanks for asking, just a little long. Next week I have off for Thanskgiving Break so that’s good. My friend will be coming over tomorrow so hopefully everything’s gunna be fun. How about you?

[cosmos-crossing420]

Beloved, huggable, and dearest for the asks 💛

Beloved : What do you love the most about yourself?

~ W e l l, if I have to, I’d probably say my cheesiness tbh. Just ask my friends it happens a lot but I love it lmao

Huggable : What are your favorite flowers?

~ To go with my cheesiness, I love roses okay

Dearest : What item is most dear to you?

~ Well, as an item of significance, my matching Yang necklace with @kouswolf707 . It’s faaaaaantastic and I wear it like everyday. (Just in general I’d say my phone just because I love the internet more than you all could realize)

Thanks for the ask thing!!

[aboptosis]

Can you believe phil hitting four million saved the entire world?

believe it or not,,, it’s true

[danlands-moved-blog]

I followed Jesse (her blog is so cool by the way thanks for the rec.) I'm waiting on that song now

ahhh yes jess has such a cool blog! (she thanks you btw)

now-

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEDSHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN “L” ON HER FORHEAD

[hobbithair]

started following and omg your blog is so pretty!!!!

aw thank u friend !!

[dog-dyke]

first name: Emma Nickname: Ems Age: 17 Gender: girl Sexual Orientation: hella gay Nationality: American Relationship Status: Single Likes: cute doggos, guinea pigs, anything gay, being an actual ray of sunshine dislikes: people treating animals horribly,yelling, and just mean people in general cause she's an angel random fact: deserves all the good karma in this world honestly

10/10

Also:

1. You’re super sweet <3

2. You are the only person besides my mom who calls me Ems

[rainmonarch]

all the famous artist asks <3

YOURE LIKE MY FAVORITE PERSON FOR DOING THIS OMG <3

picasso: would you rather sleep on the moon with a stardust dress or on a tiny flower with a sunflower dress?

I would much rather sleep on the moon, space is beautiful and stardust is magic

van gogh: where is your go-to positive place when you’re feeling down/sad and what do you usually do?

normally ill just wait until the evening when i can get dinner with my friends (i’m in college) but if i’m feeling especially bad there’s a creek that runs by campus that i love to sit by

warhol: what is something that you possess that you’ll never give away/sell despite how much the cost?

probably some of my art? there’s some that i have that i could potentially make money off of but it’s special to me and i wanna keep it

da vinci: describe your dream wedding.

the flowers are orange roses, black eye susans, and daisies. it’s probably september. i want to wear a dress bc it will be the last guaranteed day i get to be a princess (prom being the previous circumstance). ideally outside. i get to pick the playlist for the reception :)

monet: where will you take your significant other in a date?

obviously it depends on who it is (i’m currently single) but atm im leaning towards iceskating

kahlo: what is a pro-tip/lesson that you learned from your past?

its much better to regret doing something than to regret not doing something

michelangelo: do you show your teeth when you smile? do you squint your eyes?

of course!! i also have a dimple on my cheek right under my eye that shows when i’m smiling big

matisse: how do you express your love to your friends/family/significant other?

i loooovveee buying people presents, and i love cuddling

kandinsky: would you rather be a silky angel or a lacy princess… or a princess angel?

lacy princess i suppose? although lacy is not ideal…

degas: in a garden full of all sorts of flowers, which one will you pick?

a blowflower/dandelion for the wish

klee: in a library full of books, which five will you never get sick of rereading?

New Moon, A Wrinkle in Time, The Lightning Theif, Jurassic Park, The Tuesday Club Murders

klimt: how many languages do you speak? what is/are it/they?

2ish, ive been blessed with english as my first language, i can muddle through some basic spanish

seurat: if you can wear only one color with different shades for the rest of your life, which one is it, and why?

black, because i already wear mostly black grey and white clothes anyways

vermeer: which of your qualities make you a dream girl?

i am adorable, kind, mom-like, intelligent, exciting, cuddly. i’m a fucking catch

harring: what is your all-time favorite band, movie, and painting?  

fall out boy, indiana jones or when harry met sally, cafe terrace at night by van gogh

munch: what is your medium in art? is that medium your first love?

i honestly dont stick to one medium, i bounce from pencils to pens to watercolor to acryllic to crayons, and i tend to do mixed media as well

renoir: is you heart occupied right now? describe him/her/them.

my heart is in transition mode rn, but the last guy to have it was very musical, very spacy, very kinky, and very reckless

gauguin: what is one thing that reminds you of childhood?

king of the hill

manet: describe your ultimate summer get-away!

cross country road trip in europe to see all the museums and ruins :D

botticelli: what is that one moment in your life that makes you feel proud?

i won an award for best prop, i made a thirty foot long boa for gertrudes tail in our school’s rendition of seussical

cézanne: what is your favorite christmas cookie?

sugar cookies i decorate with my sister and the boy i babysit

[darhwolf]

all <3

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?dunno lol probably any of the 4 songs from Courtney Barnett that I have on my phone (Elevator Operator, Depreston, Nobody Really Cares if You Don’t go to the Party, and Debbie Downer). Dunno lol

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?Well there’s a few people so... @lifecankindofsuck @annoyinglyoptimisticbread @gerards-slutty-jacket, or Markimoo 

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.The moat surrounds your fortress, preventing enemies from

4: What do you think about most?Uhhh such a fucking odd queston I honestly have no clue my mind jumps around a lot

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?Imma not include group chats so... some shit from sprint about texting in the UK. I don’t get texted a lot :/

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?I prefer without but I usually wear pajamas

7: What’s your strangest talent?I can slap my thighs really fast I dunno lol

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)With the first thing that comes to my head?Girls just wanna have funBoys will be boys

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?Nope and it’ll probs never happen so whatever ¯\_(:/)_/¯

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?Never rip

11: Do you have any strange phobias?None that are out of the ordinary

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?A Q-Tip with vaseline

13: What’s your religion?I don’t have one

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?prbably sitting on a bench alone being lonely lol

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?behind

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?The Beatles

17: What was the last lie you told?I think it was something my dad got angry at me for and then a waiter came up and I faked a smile for the waiter if you call that lying

18: Do you believe in karma?Sometimes

19: What does your URL mean?Absolutely fucking nothing lmao

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?Weakness? my cripplingly low self esteem. Strength? My desire to help people

21: Who is your celebrity crush?Probably Maisie Williams. Used to be Ariana Grande cuz she’s absolutely adorable

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?No but it sounds like fun

23: How do you vent your anger?profane language lmao

24: Do you have a collection of anything?not really no. but I do have all 50 state coins

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?Video chatting as long as the other person can hold the conversation

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?physically? hell fucking no. Mentally? nope. Emotionally? still no rip. But I am happy that I can help people with their problems.

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?hate? crying. (human crying not baby crying) it makes me cry too ;-;Love? uhhhhhhh rain

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?What if I never actually find an s/o?

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?I want to believe

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.The wall. A rocking chair

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?Cotton (from my blanket)

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?I dunno lol

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?West coast, but I’m going to the East coast for College. West cost is more progressive I believe

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?Ariana Grande I guess

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?It’s 42. I’m too lazy to give a full explanation or something like that

36: Define Art.Uhh I dunno lmao

37: Do you believe in luck?Yeah. Either Luck or RNGesus

38: What’s the weather like right now?Sunny

39: What time is it?6:33 PM

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?Yes. No

41: What was the last book you read?Pet Semetary

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?it’s OK. Too much and I hate it.

43: Do you have any nicknames?Mom, Dad, A-Dog (from my uncle)

44: What was the last film you saw?Gremlins. In theaters? A Quiet Place

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?Smacking my head on a piano bench corner (3 stitches needed)

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?yes

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?nope

48: What’s your sexual orientation?Sexual orientation? Het. but romantic orientation is bi

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?Nope

50: Do you believe in magic?Hell yeah or something like that

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?Nah. Unless they were especially awful

52: What is your astrological sign?Aquarius or Aries

53: Do you save money or spend it?Save

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?some micro transaction

55: Love or lust?Love

56: In a relationship?I feckin wish

57: How many relationships have you had?technically, none. One was long distance puppy love, the other wasn’t a relationship

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?yes

59: Where were you yesterday?In Heathrow airport

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?Eraser tops

61: Are you wearing socks right now?nope

62: What’s your favourite animal?DOGGOS

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?Wait I have a secret weapon? oooh tell me

64: Where is your best friend?I uhhhhhh @annoyinglyoptimisticbread and @lifecankindofsuck and @gerards-slutty-jacket hey where are you

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.NO SPECIFIC ORDER @annoyinglyoptimisticbread @lifecankindofsuck @gerards-slutty-jacket @umbrellas-and-raincoats @30-minute-memes

66: What is your heritage?Germany I think or something

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?Sleeping lmao

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?Phillips. I dunno some casual last name

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?Yes many times lmao. Has anybody else gotten me off? nah. never probably gonna happen either lmao

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?yesssssss somebody I could actually like pull aside to talk about shit in my life

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?Fuck yeah the doggo and I are in this shit together now

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?a. Yes.b. I don’t know ;-;c. yes

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.Can I not fucking choose this kinda question is hard on me

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?I dunno

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?8119

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?Trust, communication (bitches fucking love communication), and actual love between the two (or more) partners

77: How can I win your heart?I don’t know this is too difficult of a question I guess just talk to me I don’t fucking know

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?kinda maybe

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?I dunno lmao

80: What size shoes do you wear?don’t remember too lazy to check

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?I dunno leave it up to my family

82: What is your favourite word?Banana

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.love

84: What is a saying you say a lot?I dunno lmao

85: What’s the last song you listened to?Probably Elevator Operator

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?a dark blue like rain I don’t know what shade exactly it is

87: What is your current desktop picture?EEVEES!

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?Some shit named Diego. He was a dick to me all throughout middle school and never apologized once

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?Do you have depression?

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?Sit and wait, but get ready for something to happen

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?Invisibility. You can actually do a LOT of good with invisibility like if somebody tries to rob a bank, you walk in, invisible, with a gun and reveal yourself only to shoot them or something like that

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?Eating a birthday cake I guess I dunno :/

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?FUCKING EVERYTHING ABOUT MY DEPRESSION AND SHIT

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?Why music celeb?But it would be Ariana Grande

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?Fuckin Japan cuz it’s so cool

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?nope

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?yeah lol

98: Ever been on a plane?many many times

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?“Hey stop fucking each other over and lets focus on not fucking making the human race go extinct mmkay?”@annoyinglyoptimisticbread THANKS FOR THE ASK

[cosmos-crossing420]

Happy birthday my dude!!!!! Hope you have a great one <3

Thank yoooooou!!✨💜

[aboptosis]

I really despise mushrooms

(first of all: same)

fact: i just finished s3 of skam and cried :’)

send me a fact about you and i’ll reply with one about me!

[darhwolf]

(@lordchurbee tagged me, but I won't have the mess of reblogs on my profile)

I taught myself to snap and whistle

@annoyinglyoptimisticbread @lifecankindofsuck @gerards-slutty-jacket

Tell me one thing

Tell me one thing about yourself and tag 3 people.

I can’t really whistle @paula229 @solardanstem @blossom-howell

[dog-dyke]

1,2,3,4,and 5? Always appreciate a good puppo ask

1) How many dogs do you have?

just the one :)

2) What is your dogs name?

Buffy!!!

3) How old are they?

a year and a half

4) Do you have plans to add another dog to the family?

only vaguely, I would love to have a standard poodle and another tibetan terrier :)

5) Do you or have you ever had a heart dog?

I’ve only ever had one dog, and I’ve only had her for six months! I think it’s too soon to say but I love my girl with all my heart.

dog asks