#anti tony stank

[uglynavel]

I'm just gonna say it. I hate Irondad so much. The fact that the mcu erased Peter's true hero and father figure, UNCLE BEN from the movies will always piss me off thr highest levels of pisstivity!!

There's so many people Peter has hero worship for before Tonky Stank. Cap, Daredevil, Johnny Storm, Bruce Banner and Reed Richards!!

Not making Steve or Bruce his father/mentor figure was so dumb. Steve and Peter have similar backstory and the most in common when it comes to being a hero and morals. Especially mcu Peter and Steve

I'm sorry but I'll never love the irondad/ ironboy Jr dynamic and I'm glad Tony is dead and Peter can finally be Peter Parker/Spiderman and not be tied to Tony all the time

[hersheysmcboom]

Am I the only one who’s starting to think Tony stark has become a plot vortex

[emma-elsa-0000]

We’re almost to the time that Endgame occurred and bitches are still out here vehemently refusing to accept Tony Stark’s death.

It’s me, I’m bitches.

[technoturian]

I changed my mind, no supporting official posts. Tumblr Top 5 lost me when it made me turn on Shane for being a Reylo.

[strawberrywhorechata]

This is a callout post for tumblr user @jinlintai I caught them being a Tony Stan

[agere-fics]

A Day With Daddy

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Summary: Little!Reader and CG!Daddy!Bucky have a day of play when Stevie's away 🥰

Request From @juiceboxgothbaby: "hey I would really love a CG!stucky Little!reader fix where Steve goes out for a while and reader and Bucky get silly and make a mess and then steve comes home"

Relationship: Caregiver Bucky Barnes x Caregiver Steve Rogers x AgeRe Little Reader

Word Count: 1,092

Content Warnings: usage of "daddy" and "dada" (but in a nonsexual context), playing messily and chaotically

Author's Note: hi! thank you for the request! i'm very proud of myself for writing a completed fic. i haven't been able to do so for a long time. reader is completely neutral from what i can tell. there are parts that may seem not body size friendly but i promise my intention was to make it to where you can really feel little as you read! i hope y'all enjoy!

(if there is anything else you believe i should put as a warning or to change to make reader more neutral please let me know! /gen /srs)

♡

"Bye-bye, dada!" you shouted from the front door, waving your hand so fast your wrist ached. It wasn't painful though, and you really wanted to show your dada a whole lotta love as he got into his car. He wanted to spend the day with you, he told you himself. However, Tony Stank called your dada away. But that was okay because you knew he needed to do "saving the world" stuff.

Steve opened the door to his black pickup truck, placing one foot on the step and turning to face you. "I'll be back in no time, kiddo." He smiled. "Be good for daddy."

"I will!" Your eyes squinted from how wide you grinned.

Your dada sat in the driver's seat, waving once more before pulling out the driveway. You watched as he drove away, and continued to watch even more despite him already being out of your sight. Being away from your dada left a pain in your heart. You still had Bucky though, your daddy, to watch over you and keep you company.

Bucky walked closer to the front door, observing you still standing at the door frame, looking out where your dada once was.

"He'll be back, pumpkin. Dada always comes back."

You whined, jutting out your bottom lip in a pout.

Bucky never took that to heart. He knew you loved hanging out with him just as much as you loved being with your Stevie. But that didn't mean you still wouldn't feel a sting in your adorable, loving heart.

Luckily, your Daddy knew just what to do.

"Little one," You turned to face Bucky. "I got these new paints, and I've been dying to try them out. Do you want to join Daddy?"

You gasped and smiled brightly. "Yes, yes, yes!"

Your daddy adoringly laughed at your joy. He knew it would work.

"Let's go, let's go, let's go, Daddy, c'mon!" you dragged him to the living room.

"Alrighty, cutie patootie, I'm coming."

♡

Your caregivers shared a bunch of similarities. It made sense considering how long they've known each other and how well they bonded closely. The only difference between your dada and daddy you've ever been able to notice is their strictness. Daddy does things before thinking. His worry is focused on you having fun and having a good time. At the end of it, he'll concern himself with the mess and make sure little and big you didn't feel bad in the slightest. He always makes sure you knew it was absolutely okay because you had fun and that was his most important rule.

Your dada is a different story. Of course, he wants you to have fun and enjoy being little, but he also believed rules and structure were something that you needed and could highly benefit from. No punishments are given, but he makes sure little you is disciplined in a way that'll help you grow. He sets your bedtimes, ensures you eat healthily, makes sure your activities are safe, amongst other things.

So, when caregiving you together, Bucky and Steve are able to balance each other. But, when they're seperate (especially when Bucky is alone with little you) things become...well, interesting.

Your favorite kid safe song played on loop in the living room, blasting so loud your next door neighbors could probably hear it word for word. You and your daddy had jumped on the couch, on the beds, and danced on the floors. The only thing he didn't let you do was jump off the dining table. But your pout was quickly gone when he explained that he didn't want his precious little one to get hurt. He compromised by picking you up, spinning you around, and having you "fly" around the house in his arms like a superhero.

"Look at you go, my little avenger! We're recruiting you know... you'd be the cutest, adorablest, most powerful avenger there ever was!"

Silly string was sprayed all over the wall, the couches, the floor, and especially in one corner of your playroom, where you tried to make a spider web. Unfortunately, it crumbled and held barely any weight at all. You decided you'd have to FaceTime Peter Parker at some point to assist you in perfecting the art of web building.

Your utmost favorite part of the day was the humongous painting you did on the fence of your backyard.

Daddy had cheered you on and complimented you the entire time.

"Good job, my little Vincent Van Gogh!"

"Wow! How did I get so lucky to have the most talented baby in the whole wide world? No, universe. The best baby in the whole universe!"

"I'm gonna have to call Tony. I got the smartest little doll on my hands."

By the time it was seven o clock, you started getting worn down and a bit hungry.

"Daddy, can I has some nuggies?" you asked while yawning, leaning your head on the dining table.

Bucky patted your head. "Of course, bubba."

You ate about half the nuggies when your eyes started drooping and feeling very, very heavy.

Your daddy noticed this and set down the fork he held that still had a small piece of chicken nugget on it.

He picked you up, letting your head rest on his shoulder and your arms wrap around his neck. Your daddy carried you to your room and set you down on the bed. He grabbed clean pairs of comfy clothes to help you change into before tucking you into bed and kissing your forehead.

"Sweet dreams, my little one." He handed you your best friend stuffie that you quickly grabbed and hugged close to your chest. Not even a second later, you drifted off into dreamland.

♡

Bucky cleaned up every single piece of silly string, organized your toys and art utensils, and wiped down all of the surfaces in record time.

He felt like he was in the clear. I mean, there was no piece of chaoticness left from their adventurous day.

That was, until Steve walked into the living room holding up a single leftover strand of silly string, placing his other hand on his hip.

"Do I even want to know what you guys did today?"

"No." Bucky smiled. "It would stress you out just to hear it."

"New rule for the house... Silly String is outside play only." Steve let out a breathy laugh as he threw away the stranded piece of silly string. You had fun, and that's all that mattered.

[blogstory]

This is ENGLISH version (version written in Polish can be found in earlier posts, although english is original language of this post).

Post from the series : "Honey, I shrunk my brain." This time, I’ve shrunk my brain because I needed more space in my scalp -for really big ideas. And what an idea I do have, truly enormous one, big as a f*ck. Idea for a new series about unusual superheroes, origin stories of each are tied to proximity to original Avengers.

It all started when I opened the App Store today, and this graphic was displayed: 

I accidentally more or less know who the lady in the picture is and where she came from. She's a character from the series *WandaVision*, where she plays the not-so-interesting nemesis of the main character. She’s part of Marvel IP, which belongs to the nefarious WOKE Disney corporation that, for several years now, has been continuously violating our childhood heroes and diluting well-known IPs by multiplying sequels, prequels, and spin-offs. Recently, Disney has focused on releasing spin-offs that no one asked for, telling stories about characters that no one cares about. One such example is Agatha. 

Personally, I can’t wait for a spin-off about the extra who stood in the background on the sidewalk during alien attack on New York in the first Avengers film. I definitely want to know more about him -why was he standing there, what’s his story? Was he there for a long time or just briefly? Was he waiting for someone or just standing there for no reason? He could potentially gain superpowers from contact with alien technology used during the mentioned attack on New York, becoming the "Incredible Extra-Man." He could be the first member of a whole new pool of Extra-Avengers, joined by Tony Stank, who, through a mix-up, received a package addressed to Tony Stark and thus came into possession of Iron Man’s suit, which had just came from the dry cleaning. He painted it with Hammerite to protect it from rust (after all, it’s iron, and it��s good to preemptively slap some anti-corrosion shit on it…), and thus Stank became Hammerite-Man. There’s also Ant-Man’s neighbor, who was fed up with ants infesting his home due to his unusual proximity, thus poisoning himself with Raid, this was how he become Raid-Man. Admittedly, he mainly suffers from vivid hallucinations and a terrible headache, you can’t have everything right away. Over time, after exceeding a certain dose of Raid, he’ll even start glowing at night. The team is rounded out by Natasha Romanoff, a former Russian Olympian who became an exotic dancer, a YouTube celebrity, and a part-time Fame MMA fighter

ideas I’ve got an idea for a new series about unusual superheroes, each of whom hails from the neighborhood of familiar Marvel heroes. 

It all started when I opened the App Store today, and this graphic was displayed: 

I accidentally more or less know who the lady in the picture is and where she came from. She's a character from the series *WandaVision*, where she plays the not-so-interesting nemesis of the main character. She’s part of Marvel IP, which belongs to the nefarious WOKE Disney corporation that, for several years now, has been continuously violating our childhood heroes and diluting well-known IPs by multiplying sequels, prequels, and spin-offs. Recently, Disney has focused on releasing spin-offs that no one asked for, telling stories about characters that no one cares about. One such example is Agatha. 

Personally, I can’t wait for a spin-off about the extra who stood in the background on the sidewalk during alien attack on New York in the first Avengers film. I definitely want to know more about him -why was he standing there, what’s his story? Was he there for a long time or just briefly? Was he waiting for someone or just standing there for no reason? He could potentially gain superpowers from contact with alien technology used during the mentioned attack on New York, becoming the "Incredible Extra-Man." He could be the first member of a whole new pool of Extra-Avengers, joined by Tony Stank, who, through a mix-up, received a package addressed to Tony Stark and thus came into possession of Iron Man’s suit, which had just came from the dry cleaning. He painted it with Hammerite to protect it from rust (after all, it’s iron, and it’s good to preemptively slap some anti-corrosion shit on it…), and thus Stank became Hammerite-Man. There’s also Ant-Man’s neighbor, who was fed up with ants infesting his home due to his unusual proximity, thus poisoning himself with Raid, this was how he become Raid-Man. Admittedly, he mainly suffers from vivid hallucinations and a terrible headache, you can’t have everything right away. Over time, after exceeding a certain dose of Raid, he’ll even start glowing at night. The team is rounded out by Natasha Romanoff, a former Russian Olympian who became an exotic dancer, a YouTube celebrity, and a part-time Fame MMA fighter.

What do you think about it? Do you have your own original ideas that you want to add? Let me know in the comments.

[davvekat]

LMAOO

[seas-storyarchive]

mcu au stuff because I hate the movies and make my own rules. My brain is a prison.

Another Timeline: Steve and Natasha (Hydra was taken down in WW2) adopt twins Pietro and Wanda (late 90s?) who are refugees after their village is destroyed be terrorists using Stank Tech. Natasha is resistant at first because she is no saint, but Steve reminds her it isn't too late to change. They don't know what to expect as they raise their kids on their rural farm in America, far away from Stank (fuck him, he gets no love from me only hate), along with the kids' Uncle Bucky (Mr. and Mrs. Stank still live, Bucky doesn't kill them, Stank doesn't become Iron Man but the whole family is in jail for war crimes). They are worried and also happy they live far out when their kids start to show superhuman abilities (Wanda using her powers and Pietro using superspeed). They are friends with Clint Barton, who is their contact to Nick Fury of S.H.I.E.L.D, but are otherwise content to live a quiet life on their farm with their kids and Bucky, taking in a man named Bruce Banner at Nick's personal behest as well being a place for one Thor Odinson (again at Nick's request), an occasional place to crash for Carol Danvers (when she's too tired to fly home to her wife Maria and their daughter Monica), and any other stray Nick sends their way (that isn't Stank or any affiliate of his) under the condition that they help around the farm for either a few hours to a day depending on their stay

Stank White: Stank dies during his first movie. His company is dismantled. Peter Parker doesn't act like a sugar baby, nor is he a child/teenager, he's an adult in his late 30s. Harley (age 8) will eventually become Iron Spider, Peter's younger sidekick who has a suit he made himself, who is Peter's adopted son who loves his great-aunt May.

Starless: Yondu x Meredith au. Yondu was never sold into being a battle slave, instead coming to Xandar, wanting to join their Nova Corps for the aid they gave his planet when a sudden climate change almost wiped them out, acting as a representative to his species. He travelled the galaxy - sometimes for missions and other times just to get a feel for it - eventually coming to Earth and meeting a spunky woman named Meredith Quill. They, with the eventual warm up of her parents and a visit from a particularly individual whom is filled with Fury, marry. Yondu and a group of Xandarians are officially stationed on Earth under the good faith of Xandar to SHIELD and the Earthian government. Peter is their biological child, with only his eyes showing his alien heritage

[smallspitefire]

SLIGHT CAPTAIN MARVEL SPOILERS!

(This is my post btw, also, I know it’s a bit difficult to read, so I’ll type it out here as well)

I’ve seen people trying to compare Carol and Tony and people saying that they’re ~similar uwu~ because Fury likes both of them and they both don’t ~follow the rules uwu~.

I could go into detail about how people are so blinded by their love for Tony that they imagine that everyone loves him despite all of his and Fury’s interactions consisting of Fury being mostly annoyed at Tony- BUT ANYWAYS.

Tony breaks the rules because nobody has ever told him no. He’s a billionaire who figures that anything he does can be paid away. He’s never had to overcome adversity by ~bending the rules~ (at least, not when he first meets Fury). He breaks the rules because he CAN.

Carol Danvers breaks the rules because she is in a society where the rules are specifically made to hold her down. On Hala she had a device holding her back+limiting her power. Everyone else was also pressuring her. On Earth she couldn’t fly a combative plane because that wasn’t seen as something a woman could do. She wasn’t taken as seriously and she had to take risks to her to such a high rank. She breaks the rules because she HAS TO.

For the love of GOD. Please stop trying to equate Tony disregarding the rules because he wants to with Carol breaking the rules because she’s in a society where EVERYTHING is against her ffs.

[thottybrucewayne]

Is it time to arrest Elin Musty for being Tony Stark kin on main?

[dashiellqvverty]

u know what’s fucked up?? how literally the point of ca:cw is that suddenly t*y feels guilty about all the deaths on his conscience, but that’s not enough to stop him from flying a 14 year old to germany for a fight the kid doesn’t understand!! and then he spends the next two movies he’s in whining about how he would hate for peter’s death to be on his conscience!! like yeah you just went through this it’s why you signed the fucking accords but in the midst of all that you recruited a child soldier and thought that was fine and wouldn’t be a problem down the road??

[aceavengers]

We are Tony Stark haters first and humans second

[anti-mcu-in-general]

Of fucking course Tony Stark gets his dick sucked in a show that is not even about him. 🙄

And of course they make a BAD joke about Steve Rogers in the same episode.

[nobodyfamousposts]

Same anon again but I also feel like your being a bit to harsh on the character mostly during the scenes with Bucky as while he was in the wrong he was not thinking straight due to finding out he just killed his parents and found out that steve knew and never told him. Also the Hawkeye family thing I can’t find anything on and it was from my understanding that they already knew about that as shield knew about it.

I'm sorry, but given how little consequences Tony actually faces for anything he does in canon, anything I could say about the guy would hardly be harsh.

Respectfully, "not thinking straight" does not justify attempted murder. And it really doesn't help that Tony has canonically done quite a number of severely harmful things over several movies with the excuse of "not thinking straight". Like when he started firing laser blasts in a room full of people in Iron Man 2. Calling an enemy to attack his home. Creating a murderbot that destroyed a country and tried to destroy the world. Shooting Falcon at close range. There is a reason Shield determined Tony was not appropriate for the Avengers.

Yes, I will grant that Tony just found out that Bucky was the one who killed his parents, but 1) while the grieving process is different for everyone, two decades should be long enough to not go into a murderous rage over it and 2) behind the scenes commentary revealed that Tony's true intent at that time wasn't to avenge his parents but to hurt Steve. Commentary also revealed that Steve didn't actually know Bucky was the one who pulled the trigger, and that he couldn't have told Tony because he was hiding that bit of knowledge from himself. To be fair, if we're going to blast Steve for not telling Tony regardless of what he didn't actually know, we should also consider that Tony should have had the same access to all the Hydra info that was dumped and could have at any point learned about his parents had he looked.

As for the bit with Hawkeye, in Age of Ultron, Clint revealed his family to the Avengers. It was noted that Nick Fury helped keep them a secret for Clint in order to protect them. Clint mentions this in AoU, and it's noted that he’s risking his wife and kids by letting the team regroup on their farm and letting them know his secret.

Per the Wiki: When Clint Barton was recruited into S.H.I.E.L.D., Nick Fury made sure his family's existence would be kept secret, setting up the farmhouse as a secure, isolated place where they could live in safety, located in Iowa. Its inhabitants include Barton, his wife Laura, and his two children, Cooper and Lila. The only other person to know of this arrangement was Barton's partner and best friend, Natasha Romanoff.[2]

This means that by all counts, Clint's family was an unknown to Ross. At least, until Tony used that secret and Clint's trust against him to hurt him in the pettiest way.

In the Raft scene, when Clint comments on Tony being a backstabber, Tony responds by....promptly backstabbing Clint and openly revealing the previously hidden existence of Clint's family when he knew FULL WELL they would be overheard. And we know he did so with this knowledge, because when he spoke with Sam, he used his little device to knock out anything that could be listening so he could secretly get info on Steve. This shows he COULD have done the same for Clint and simply chose not to.

So essentially, he revealed Clint's family and a secret that Clint shared with him out of trust....because he was feeling petty petty that Clint made a snarky comment. And it's a comment that clearly had consequences, since we know from the follow up Antman and Wasp movie that Scott and Clint are both on house arrest.

It's the reason we see in the scene that Clint becomes furious with Tony after his comment. He wasn't mad at Tony's jab at him over his family. He was furious that Tony revealed a secret he shared with him out of necessity. One that Tony found out about in the first place because he created a murderbot that the entire team had to go into hiding from and Clint's home was the only safe place they had.

It kind of goes to show what happens when you do Tony Stark any favors.

[mieczyhale]

anti tony stark tag my beloved