#anyway tldr we win im gonna be able to go wild without the constraints of my weak and mortal flesh holding me down (hand hurt) and uhhhhhh
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why is there like no normal way to talk about sex toys every single possibility feels cringe at best and gross at worst
#ehfbgb#maybe its just my own internalised bullshit who knows#anyway#ya boi got his first actual toy today. excitin times#had to subtly nudve someone else into sending me a haha wouldnt it be so funny if u got it joke bc i live and die by the bit and i can never#do anything seriously#but. yeah#lets goo#no more toothbrushes#i cant. use it for a while#bc im roomsharing#but..... last night here i got a solo room#so thats a qin#wow im oversharing here huh#< accoint literally dedicated to oversharing#anyway tldr we win im gonna be able to go wild without the constraints of my weak and mortal flesh holding me down (hand hurt) and uhhhhhh#yeab 👍#also don quixote in japan has sex toys for cjeap and they didnt seem to id check me so hell yeah win#no dealing with trying to grt one shipped or going to a store back home and coming up eith an excuse abt where ive been
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