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why is there like no normal way to talk about sex toys every single possibility feels cringe at best and gross at worst
#ehfbgb#maybe its just my own internalised bullshit who knows#anyway#ya boi got his first actual toy today. excitin times#had to subtly nudve someone else into sending me a haha wouldnt it be so funny if u got it joke bc i live and die by the bit and i can never#do anything seriously#but. yeah#lets goo#no more toothbrushes#i cant. use it for a while#bc im roomsharing#but..... last night here i got a solo room#so thats a qin#wow im oversharing here huh#< accoint literally dedicated to oversharing#anyway tldr we win im gonna be able to go wild without the constraints of my weak and mortal flesh holding me down (hand hurt) and uhhhhhh#yeab 👍#also don quixote in japan has sex toys for cjeap and they didnt seem to id check me so hell yeah win#no dealing with trying to grt one shipped or going to a store back home and coming up eith an excuse abt where ive been
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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#polls#remaking bc i forgot to change to 1week.#but yeah us latinos smelling so damn good while showering everyday while some other places.....like.....ew#just some perfume.over their sweaty ass...or not even that...cant relate.#brasil tag#t.txt
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this one goes out to a certain middle schooler who wouldve been eviscerated on the spot by woke miraculous
#outing myself as an mlb fan ive been on this train since the damn thing aired and i cant leave#dont follow me for ml btw this is probably a one time thing#. i think.#duck scribbles#doodles#miraculous ladybug#miraculous spoilers#mlb#juleka couffaine#rose lavillant#julerose#marc anciel#nathaniel kurtzberg#nathmarc#marcnath#marcaniel#what even is their ship name actually why are there three different ones#i used to be so obsessed with them when i was younger its unreal i still cant believe these are episodes that exist#JULEKA AND MARC WERE MY FAVORITES...... im so happy for them i really am#i died 10 times over theyre so cute. i wouldve been insufferable and inconsolable back then#would say i cant believe nath and marc arent dating yet but also its even funnier that way to me. hang in there marc#im not gonna apologise because my beloved best friend is gonna get mad at me if i let my sense of shame win again#and also this was the kind of thing i could only have dreamed of drawing when i was like 12 or something so this is for her 👊#im having fun!!!!!!! and isnt that all that matters rly i keep forgetting that#actually while drawing this i realized the splatters on naths overalls are kinda similar to the bi colors thats rly cute#esp when paired w marcs tie dye shirt jksdgjkshdgshdgds
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shrimping
#one piece#fanart#my art#trafalgar law#bepo one piece#i was unconsciously sitting like that while drawing this#then i realized and slowly straightened back up#we cant all have a bepo to remind us not to be a shrimp sadly
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Down in the streets of Gotham, in the side alley next to Express Urgent Care run by one Leslie Thompkins and that was funded by the Martha Wayne Foundation was a soup kitchen.
Well...a soup kitchen of sorts. Not in any way official but if you were hungry in Crime alley you knew that the food would be safe and warm...and it was a place where *you* could be safe and warm.
Danny had left a week after his parents found out that he was Phantom, a week after he had seen their grief, the regret and pain in their eyes. The week had been spent in suspense, he knew that they needed to talk about what had happened but neither of his parents were ever able to even start bringing it up before they were sobbing.
Danny knew his parents loved him, thst his father felt soul crushing guilt, that his mother spent hours staring at herself in the mirror, as if she didn't even know who was looking back at her.
And to spare them both, Danny left.
It wasn't hard to do, not when he could turn invisible and phase through walls, a final text to Sam and Tucker to say his good byes (he knew that they would break and tell his parents where he would be going) and a particularly hard hug to leave from Jazz, Danny flew off with only a back pack.
He had traveled across the US for a few months, occasionally snagging a post card from a super store to send off home, paying only when he had the excess funds (Sam's rants about mega rich corporate billionaires let him know just which stores wouldn't miss the few bucks the cards sold for)
He had met up with Dani a few times, when she was in the country, handing him Vlads credit card and telling him to keep it (though he never did) only ever using it to book a room for a few nights at a hotel to clean himself up and sleep in a real bed.
He settled in Gotham after a while, he had briefly stayed in Faucett but that place didn't have nearly enough ecto for him to live comfortably.
Gotham on the other hand? It had everything, cops that don't question why a teen is on the streets, natural ecto up the wazoo and well...a crime rate that would dissuade his parents ever looking for him there.
He had set up a more permanent shelter in an abandoned apartment building (after chasing out the low level drug dealers that were using it) and found that he kinda liked the vibes of the place under the blatant crimes being committed in broad day light.
Sure people could see you getting mugged and look the other way, but if you were still alive and there 5 minutes later, they would come back, hand you something to clean up your now bloody nose and point out the bodega that had the best sandwiches.
It was a sense of community that Danny didn't know he had missed for the many months he traveled.
His first "cook out" wasn't even supposed to be a cook out, his apartment building was mostly wood and he didn't trust himself to not burn it down, so he came outside, setting up a portable stove and setting up a pot filled with some, water to boil up a soup mix.
As he waited for it to come to temp, he saw the group of homeless rubbing their hands together, watching him with curiosity, though that quickly turned to hunger as the smell of the soup spilled out into the alley.
Instead of turning the others away Danny only shrugged, pulled out his spare paper bowls and handed them out, taking a few bites first to show that it was safe to eat.
What followed was a sort of tradition, Danny would come out a few times a day, take out his hot plate and pot and set up a soup, others started asking if they could pitch in, and well...Danny would have loved to keep providing it freely but his food was quickly dwindling.
So his soup got add in, some jerky that Crazy Tom had got tossed in, a few herbs (re:weeds) were added in by Miss O'Connor, and Danny didn't even know where Lady Dimond pulled out some spices from, but he wasn't about to question the her, he had learned never to question where the working girls hid their things.
And it sort of grew from there, who ever was around came by, some came out of their way to share a meal, but it became a meeting place of sorts "Come by the Kitchen at noon, Tom got his hands on some steak! And it ain't even smells bad!"
Sure gangs tried to pull up on the meeting place, tried to intimidate the people there or coerce them into doing something...well that was until the host, some punk teen with hair darker than black and blue eyes that were so light they were white came up, and dished out a heavy handed fist into their jaws and sent them packing.
And so the Kitchen became a safe space, if you were hungry, if you were in danger, come by the little alley way, right next to the Express Urgent Care, the Host will take care of you there, if your willing to share, to stay peaceful with the rest of the gathered people, then you were welcome to grab a bite and relax, because the Kitchen was always safe.
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It would be a few years since the Kitchen started, since people had brought chairs and tables, since an old grill of questionable origin was left out side it, since tarps with only a few holes were hung up to keep the place dry when it rained, since rugs covered the ground and the the alley it was in was swept clean of any needles or cigarette butts.
But for one boy it had only been a few short days since his Mama died, since he had found her cold and dead in the bathroom, a belt tied around her arm and a needle still in her hand.
Jason was miserable, he had stayed with her for the a single day before he knew he would have to leave, the body of his mother would start to decompose soon, so he did what he had too, calling the police with his mother's phone that didn't have a lot of minutes left on it, telling them the address before hanging up and leaving it there so he couldn't be tracked.
He couldn't be there when the cops showed up, foster care would do shit for him, and at least his Mama would be buried, and not left to rot in their bath tub.
So a young Jason Todd, scared, alone and hungry came to the Kitchen, as his mother had told him to many times before, had told him to seek out it's Host if anything ever happened to her...and well...at the very least he would get something to eat...
#batman#danny phantom#dc x dp#dpxdc#good fenton parents#they just dont know how to morn their dead son when he is looking across from them at the table#jack fenton is guilty while Maddy cant recognize herself#jazz is trying her best#tucker and sam are angry at Danny for leaving but know why he did.#danny travels to gotham#he becomes Crime Alleys protector before Jason#jason todd#little Jason gets adopted by Danny#and then by Bruce later on#he gets lowkey kidnapped#batman 100% gets attacked by Danny fro stealing Jason#he does not get adopted he already has a super rich frootloop thank you very much#vlad dukes it out with bruce in court#vlad uses ghost powers to cheat and gets the judge to give him custody#danny punches rouges and the mob for ruining his dinner#its like a full outside kitchen with a livingroom and dining room#leslie thompkins#leslie is just happy that the people are able to eat and get nutrition now#she also attacks Bruce for kidnapping Jason#The Kitchen is a spot of colorfulness in the doom and gloom of Gotham#partly inspired by that guy on tiktok that makes the “After the Apocalypse” vidoes showing how people come together#i cant rememeber his name but if anyone does please let me know#jason does become robin but its after a lot more training and shared custody with Danny
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everyones fave thieves
#did leverage textposts for nate + sophie yesterday so heres the rest of our fave thief team#leverage#leverageposting#parker leverage#alec hardison#eliot spencer#sophie devereaux#nathan ford#silly level 100% on this post. i have so many screenshots for this stuff ranging from adorable to funny to mildly angsty etc.#but this is just for silly silliness reasons ok#i make these using a word document while my old laptop cries and screams from having two things open (browser + word) at once#so if u can see Certain Edits that look super fucked then no you cant lol
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⚡Sparring Partners🔥
#blazurge#surgaze#blurge#all of their potential ship names sound silly lol#there were some longer ones too but i dont think those tags were very well used#sonic fanart#blaze the cat#surge the tenrec#mogs art#idw sonic#Theres simply a lot of potential between them if they ever talked#punk and a princess; two hot heads; one that cant let as loose as her heart desires for duty and another who doesnt control herself at all#plus blaze is basically a sonic that doesnt carry the baggage in surges brain that sonic does so she could spar with her and run with her#and not think “i gotta kill this guy”#She could also teach surge control while surge gives blaze an outlet to let go#delicious#gay fighting please
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PHEN-228 taking a fat bong rip at a frat party
#fraizer draws#art#horror#horror cw#analog horror#doctor nowhere#phen 228#the boiled one phenomenon#jumpscare cw#scary face cw#Im so sleepy rn i cant remember any more tags forgive me. i hope he does not scare anyone#oh i forgor ummm#drug use cw#edit btw this has been the first horror face to scare me in a while#he is so unsettling in the video. props to silas theyre incredible
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drew some of my fav ody designs! wasnt originally meant to be also replicating the styles but thats sort of just how my brain works. except i didnt copy the lineart styles of anyone here so its DEFINITELY a bit uncanny for a couple of these (LOOKING AT YOU QINNY IM SO SORRY) but whatever
the designs featured here (from left to right) belong to: me, @gigizetz, @neal-illustrator, @irunaki, @bigidiotenergytm, @qinnyanimation, and @foopsie-daisy
#WAUGHHH IM SO NERVOUS TAGGING PEOPLE COOLER THAN ME#HEAD IN HANDS HEAD IN HANDS I NEED TO STOP PANICKING OVER STUFF LIKE THIS#bc like I KNOW THEYRE JUST PEOPLE. I WOULD BE SO HYPE IF SOMEONE DREW MY ODY ID LOVE TO BE TAGGED IN THAT.#BUT WHAT IF I AM SHOT. WITH A GUN. gfrdfvb vfrdedrf#i am a very normal non anxiety having person i swear guys#worst thing i did here was have odys hands very visible for the qinny one. because i didnt realize the way they draw hands is very realisti#BUT THEIR WHOLE STYLE HAS REALLY REALISTIC ANATOMY I SHOULVE KNOWN#irunakis style is SO fun to draw in bc its a lot like some of my older art so its very familiar yk yk i wasnt worrying too much about makin#-things accurate. but i think that accidentally made me too comfortable and so i ended up straying a bit too much#i think a lot of irunaki and qinnys styles specifically is in the lineart. so me using my normal style of lines makes them less recognizabl#anyways. neals odysseus i have shit talked in private (its a good design it just feels uncanny w/ jorges voice to me) but hes really-#-interesting to draw. i wanna do style studies on neal their characters have a very. idk animated feels like the wrong word but like.#something like animated. feeling to them. theyre very distinct in shape i wanna do studies thats it#bigidiotenergy i found this morning while FINALLY looking at cloudysseus art and instantly fell in love w their design#i need to ruffle his hair. hes so silly. absolutely incredible design. but GOD was the style a nightmare#it was too late id already comitted to trying to replicate the styles. but ohhh my god its so far from my own it was so hard#theres so much detail in places i dont normally put any at all#and its like. WAUGH its scary i need to do anatomy studies in general maybe#uhh havent commented on the gigi one. he was really easy to draw though lol. weirdly enough gigis style was close enough to my current one-#-that i didnt have any trouble whatsoever? and i think its the most accurate too but only because of the lineart styles being similar lol#ALSO NOT TO PLAY FAVORITES BUT FOOP ODYSSEUS IS MY FAVORITE#I LOVE HIMMM I LOVE HIS SILLY SHAPES HE LOOKS LIKE A WEIRD CAT KINDA. HE INTRIGUES ME.#my ody feels kinda lame next to all these guys gbfdefgbf#but oh well. hes ingrained into my mind now i cant change him at this point /silly i am actually happy w him but i might make changes#thaats thoughts on all of the odys here. anyways art tags time#doodles#odysseus#epic the musical#OH MY GOD EDIT I FORGOT TO DRAW FOOP ODYS SHOES. HEAD IN HANDS. IM SO SORRY
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filler
#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#magneto#professor x#snap sketches#fun fact there was dialogue but as i was listening to music i found i liked it better without vjaLKJALK#at the very least the dialogue was just meant to allude to the fact charles just wanted erik to kneel down so he could give him a kiss#but using his wheels getting stuck as an excuse... like girl he didnt actually expect a rock to be there... lol ...#ive always wanted to try dialogueless comic/s anyhow.... so thats fun...#double fun fact i was actually going to abandon this. i got tired after the sketch fjERKLJJKAL#but then i lined the close up of mags and i was like Oh.. i must finish this so i can share THAT panel specifically#and ilke yeah i guess in review the whole thing's kinda cute... whatever.. I GUESS i like it..#i enjoy that about myself i liek how i'll dislike something and be Not Confident about it and then ill be like 'oh its ok acutally'#trust the process or whatever..#anyways. ive been drawing these two too lovey lately and magneto especially cuddly.. whats that about...#next time i draw them he's gonna be in charles' lap i swear. or killing each other whichever i decide#ANYWAYS. im gonna be meeting a friend later !!!!!!!!!!!! so exciting..#i cant wait to start working on the next comic i have in mind ... me hopes you all enjoy it#im gonna lock in for it so i prob wont post anythin for a while.. or at the very least it'll just be lil doodles#we'll see.... ANYWAY good night !!!!!!!
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idk
#art#shitpost#star trek#data soong#geordi la forge#i cant draw good today so u get a dead meme#I actually gave myself very real feelings about data using tone indicators while making this deeply unserious post#the perceivers
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im sorry this made me laugh so f*cking hard i had to share it here too
#spoilers for dmc netflix anime#i jst watched Smvr speedrun Bloody Palace in cold sweat and u want me to be nice to Demons#i hope everyone starts making running jokes about being nice to demons while doing combos on them then#The show was great in terms of (kinda keeping them in character) but the alternate timeline was still kinda funky#enzo was funny as hell though i cant deny that#also the us military being able to overtake hell is stupid i forgot to include this#but its a good thing the plot isnt anywhere near connected to the the actual lore LMFAO#but I really think this show would be a shitty way to start dmc#devil may cry#id give it a 6/10#dmc#devil may cry 5#dmc 5#dante sparda#vergil sparda#incorrect dmc quotes#dmc memes#vergil dmc#dante dmc#devil may cry anime#devil may cry netflix#the anime’s a fucking joke#a good comparison to this would be like warhammer#why the fuck would you sympathize with heretics the whole fucking game is about killing heretics u fucking moron#sorry (that’s harsh) LMFAO#im only going to forgive adi shanker (im never forgiving adi shanker LMAO) is if he at least makes up some good ass backstory for#vergil and nero’s mom (how they meet and stuff) hopefully they explore that :3
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whatever, go my art from last year that i forgot to post
#PLEASE transparency work for me#MY LOVE BUNNIIIEEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOU#archie girls have my heart#im pretty sure i never posted this. maybe. i cant remember#theres a few art posts that've gotten away from me and me art tag#i shouldve had one from the start bro what was i thinking.......#this is from december last year so YAYYY#im studying me old sonic art to try and get my groove back after not drawing these goobers for a while#might post more old art#maybe ill actually use qued posts for once!!!!!!!!!! <- the deceiver#bunnie rabbot#archie sonic comics#archie sonic#how in the sam hell do i tag this#sth#eloscoredraws
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Favorite characters from my time at sandrock! ^^
#my time at sandrock#my time series#mtas#mtas fanart#mtas logan#mtas ernest#mtas fang#mtas andy#mtas jasmine#mtas unsuur#mtas arvio#mtas pen#doodlegroves#wanted to draw some fanart of this game for a while whew 😮💨#also idk if its noticeable but i drew this in csp as opposed to procreate lmao#its Hot Plate Season TM which means i cant use my ipad without it turning into a samgyup grill ;(
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CW// blood
first meetings
#🖼️ oz draws#ibispaint crashed literally 12 times while making these i literally COUNTED#genuinely flabbergasted my phones gonna blow itself up soon i think#also we ignore the fact that i used diff shading techniques in each one . i forgor#branzycraft#clownpierce#that chief guy#clownzy#chiefzy#chiffon#i technically cant tag chiefzypierce for this but know in my heart its them
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